Happy Tuesday, back to work, back to work. Unless you’re snowed in or frozen in. I was up pretty late drinking and reading Azure documentation. So I guess I just need to be properly buzzed for the test next week. Thank God for Uber, right?

Prudish scolds shouted down the Library of Congress for noticing (as our own Sloopy did) that Stonewall Jackson (a pretty good American soldier before he joined the Confederacy) happened to be born on the same day his conquerors (or re-conquerors) government chose to honor Dr. Martin Luther King’s contribution to America. I kind of wonder who Dr. King would identify with more being Southern, a gun owner, and having experienced the oppression at the hands of government agents. I guess I should text my wife and tell her to prepare for my doxxing.

How likely are you to live to 90? If you’re a woman, be tall and thin. If you’re man, its pretty much a crapshoot (t/w CNN, but currently featuring a Warty approved picture)

Riven — I have found your retirement career.

SEALS needing electroshock therapy to be normal? Anyone surprised? Kidding aside, its really electro-stimulation and anything that helps alleviate PTSD and other mental and TBI damage effects from war is good.

 

The article for Riven put me in mind of a certain album cover, and this song seems like something Florida Man would come up with.