GOOD ADVICE!
STEVE SMITH SEE FRIEND ZARDOZ GIVE ADVICE, AND HIM THINK…WHY NOT STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE TOO? SO HIM HERE TO GIVE ADVICE. HIM DO LIKE FRIEND ZARDOZ AND TAKE FROM SILLY OLD “DEAR ABBY” COLUMN. READY FOR GOOD ADVICE? HERE IS:
When I read the column about the warning signs of an abuser in your archives, I was scared to realize that my older brother is one. He has most of the qualities you pointed out except for the sex stuff.
He just turned 14, and he has just started dating. That got me thinking. If one day he moves in with someone or gets married, how am I going to warn the girl to watch out? I’m being hit, and I have things thrown at me all the time, and I don’t want anyone else to experience that. My parents have tried to get him professional help, but it hasn’t worked. Please help. — BRUISED SISTER IN SAN FRANCISCO
STEVE SMITH NO LIKE WHEN FAMILY HURT FAMILY. BUT, SOMETIMES MAY HAVE RETALIATE, TEACH LESSON. FIRST, TRY HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK!
LEAVE SISTER ALONE!
IF THAT NO WORK, THEN LET STEVE SMITH KNOW, HIM COME OVER AND HAVE WORD WITH BROTHER. BY HAVE WORD WITH, MEAN RAPE. ROCK AND RAPE MAYBE MAKE BROTHER READY FOR COUNSELLING.
DR. SMITH SEE YOU NOW.
HOPE ADVICE WORK!
I have been married for seven years. The last time my husband and I have been out of the house together was last summer. No movies, dinners, festivals, etc. I finally gave up suggesting things to do.
My husband says I’m the one who feels the need to go out once a week or take an annual vacation. It hurts knowing he goes out to eat with his buddies on his lunch breaks at work. I have said as much, but we still don’t go anywhere on the weekends, and he still goes out to eat with his friends. What do you make of this? — PRISONER IN OHIO
THIS PUZZLE STEVE SMITH. HIM LOVE NIGHT OUT ON TOWN. BY NIGHT OUT ON TOWN, MEAN RAPE TOWN, AT NIGHT. TRY SUGGEST SOMETHING FUN, BUT CHEAP AND EASY.
WHEEE!
IF THAT NO WORK, TRY GET PET. IT KEEP COMPANY, AND MAYBE SILLY HUSBAND RELAX.
SEE? RELAXING.
ONLY CHOICE, IF THAT NO WORK, IS HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK, THEN GO OUT WITH FRIENDS.
HAPPY DATE NIGHT!
STEVE SMITH SURE ADVICE WORK!
HOPE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE ENJOY ADVICE!
FREE CASCADIA!
$5 says hubby is boffing a chick on the side.
Or another man.
Regardless, someone other than the wife is getting boffed.
Why not both?
Or a non-binary otherkin.
If San Francisco Sister put out, her brother would probably stop hitting her. I mean, it is San Francisco.
That’s not even close to weird enough.
GTFO with your basic incest theories.
I’m very sensitive to others cultural sensibilities. I certainly wouldn’t want to offend.
How Pornhub are you watching?
How = how much
You know, I actually kinda like the original phrasing of the question.
Are we still doing “phrasing?
An amazing amount of sexual documentaries.
Doesn’t that wife have any friends of her own?
Something doesn’t add up there.
Something doesn’t add up in the other letter, either.
What is with you guys and math, nerds.
Did the lonely housewife provide a pic?
If you didn’t see a pic, it’s for very disgustingly obvious reasons.
No one has made fun of Euro-Commie Footballers lately so –
https://youtu.be/UjsH2qPtseM
You get more of what you reward – playacting is a very lucrative skill.
Soap operas have better actors. OJ Simpson is a better actor.
Patriarchy not smashed.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/fatal-police-shooting-of-man-in-smash-the-patriarchy-shirt-at-oregon-school-caught-on-bodycam
Better line up a decent therapist for the next couple decades:
“Landeros’ daughter and two other people witnessed the shooting, which took place with other students nearby, Perlow said.”
I’m glad no kids got hurt by this asshole firing off his gun. So woke.
I pity the daughter. She didn’t choose her father.
Good Lord. What the Hell was this guy thinking?
Wait — I need to re-punctuate that last:
What the Hell? Was this guy thinking?
Different take on the story. https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2019/01/john-boch/video-antifa-member-shot-to-death-after-drawing-down-on-eugene-or-cops-in-school/
“After all, when Landeros accepted the room temperature challenge…”
OK, that made me snort.
“Drawing down”?
I find it alarming that Antifa types are arming themselves (although this one had a way to go to be effective at it).
Maybe I’m missing something but I don’t see how the Antifa stuff is relevant here.
Because they’re the ones picking the fights.
It’s a custody battle gone horribly bad. I did miss the bit about “backpack of magazines and ammunition” in my initial skimming. But still, there are lots of violent loons who aren’t Antifa, too.
Very true, Rhy. It seems to me, based on the articles, that his affiliation with that particular branch of Antifa may provide some insight as to why he behaved the way he did.
This is considering that there is always a question as to why someone goes off
half-cockedin these kinds of encounters–that he/she was a garden-variety crazy asshole is often times not a satisfying answer to some, and completely unintelligible to some others.And, yes, the Antifa angle is schadenfreude to some of us*.
I admit I am kinda guilty of this. But, I do recognize that, as of now, it doesn’t appear that he did what he did to start the Revolution.
He just lost custody of his kid. He obviously had mental and emotional problems. I think he went there with evil intentions. It explains the backpack full of ammo and why he was so eager to pull out his weapon. He had a plan to shoot some people and wasn’t going to let the cops stand in his way.
The guy was a member of an “armed self defense” group to counter icky righties being armed..
According to Timcast’s reporting, the fellow was already on the FBI radar, having been reported for making “anti-government statements on FaceBook” AND the very morning of the incident, he had been making posts about killing police. This led to Tim Pool endorsing those ‘Red Flag’ schemes to disarm those whom the state distrusts.
Tim Pool is a good kid. Emphasis on “kid.”
Fuck me. According to the story the cops even let him squeeze off two shots.
Also, was that a smirk? Can you imagine if he had a MAGA hat on instead of a lefty T-Shirt.
Wall-to-wall international coverage for weeks.
They knew he’d be a problem when they saw his glasses.
Interesting note in the comments:
I did a little googling on Charlie and I think he had issues. A few things: he was a “they” not a “he”. He was considered ” a man of color”. He was anti-police. I look at him and see a white man.
He reminds me of the dude in Portlandia.
“New ‘cage trousers’ are baffling shoppers-and they dont look very comfortable”>
Which ain’t got shit on the Eldrige Cleaver.
“Eldrige de Paris” makes me giggle.
“Would you wear these?”
Well, I’m sure some of the generation these “pants” are aimed at would. To a rave, mebbe.
Based purely on the model shown, I can’t say I disapprove.
When you think you feel justified whining about your job, try doing this to turn a buck.
Please. I’ve got a niece who does that for her own horses for free.
Yeah, it’s gross, but she’s not your typical hashtag.
Sounds like jewish horses would be less of a problem.
From the related items sidebar:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/755722/Weirdest-items-removed-bottoms-hospital
Also work related:
How to Combat Burnout in Your Portable Restroom Business .
I can actually understand that. When I would go out on wildland fires, camps would have several hundred portable shitters brought in. They get cleaned at least half a dozen times a day. A pretty thankless job that involves sights and smells that will never leave your mind.
As a private in the Army, many moons ago, I was on the ‘Honey Wagon’ detail.
We supported a NG unit that came in for two weeks.
The horror, the horror….
Germany to shutter all 84 coal-fired plants to fight climate change
Prediction the AfD and FDP will make significant gains in Germany over the next few decades.
If they have a plan to make up for it with shiny new nuke plants…..
Nope they’re shuttering all of there nuclear plants too. They’re going to power the country with unicorn farts.
Funny thing is they decided to shut down the nukes because of Fukishima – the Germans are afraid of tsunamis.
Germans were eco-nuts back in the 80s when I spent some time there. I imagine the true believers (now in power) were looking for any excuse to go down this path.
They’ll end up buying it from other countries, who will use traditional methods to create it. Even for solar and wind, where the systems will be manufactured in other countries using energy generated from those nasty non-renewables.
If the French don’t do something similarly stupid, they make a lot of money selling electricity from their nuke plants.
The French have a Fusion Reactor, just another 10 years before it creates more energy than it consumes, at least that’s what they’ve been saying for more than a decade…
Fusion Reactors aside, the French are buying up tons of Gillette Fusion Razors, to show their support in the campaign against strong and brave men.
They’ll just do like Minnesota did; pass a law that X% of their electricity had to be “green” even though they buy a bunch of it from neighboring states, and then expect the neighboring states to tow the lion and comply as well.
Dude, we have two nuke plants.
That’s all fine and dandy. But Excel tried to raise rates in NoDak to pay for green energy mandates in Minny
Which column does the nuke energy go into?
Really? I didn’t know that. I know our rates have been kept at bay by the nuke plants, despite the greenie fucks.
Those plants are pretty old. How long can they keep them running? Are they still storing waste from Prairie Island in casks near the plant?
Great question, Homple.
I believe both of them have been updated. As far as the waste, hopefully my fucked up state will build a couple modern ones and use it!
They’ll switch over to natural gas plants using Russian gas. Germany becomes Putin’s bitch.
For sure. And then they will be surprised when rates rise and the gas goes off when Germany takes a stand Russia doesn’t like.
Someone needs to be the example of what happens when Gaia worship causes you to deliberately destroy your economy. I would rather it wasn’t Germany but oh well.
#metoo
*their nuclear plants
I think you have a picture of the wrong Dr. Smith above.
The Dr. Smith I remember was far less hairy and says things like:
“Silence, you ninny. ”
“Oh the pain, the pain!”
“You bubble-headed booby!”
“William!!”
Danger! C. Anacreon! Danger!
Meh.
We need SNOW SMITH!
He’s quite striking.
A little song for all you in subzero land
Lol.
Thanks, Doc!
Excellent, C. A.
Here’s another “topical” song for my impending polar vortex peeps.
A repeat, but here’s my contribution.
Speaking of topical; I just heard this one on my way home tonight. Damon Johnson; originally from Brother Cane. Since has spent time with Alice Cooper and as a member of a reorganized Thin Lizzy. I dig the tune. Will have to check out more.
Shivering, Shivering
Sounds like he was a good choice for Thin Lizzy.
Yeah. And apparently he’s a big fan. Found Thin Lizzy covers by Brother Cane from back in the day™.
This one’s for you Tundra. Not sure if you’ve heard of Nick “The Feelin'”, a voice finalist from Minneapolis, but he used to jam with these guys quite a bit and he was in the band for a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJuL8pACRQ
Hah! Thanks, Pud! I do know those guys. The keyboardist, Eddie, is also a decent goalie. I’ve skated with him a bunch of times.
Small goddamn world!
If I ever get up your way for one of their shows, I’ll be sure to let you know. They are great fun live. I used to see them all the time in La Crosse, but they don’t get down this way too often anymore.
That happens when all the guys have day jobs and families!
Absolutely let me know!
Holy shit that radicals of the 70s article from the last thread!
Was that the days of rage one posted a couple days ago?
Yep
It’s fucking crazy. And I remember some of that shit.
I was a blissfully unaware toddler through all of it.
I was just a yute, but I remember the newspapers. You aren’t that much younger than me!
Pfff I didn’t read newspapers in the 70s.
That’s a good one
New music to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piNZ93SI2WE
Love!
And they’re on Spotify!! Thanks, Raven!
You’re welcome. Was listening to Oz radio for news on the bushfires and that was played during a break between news bulletins.
Raven – have you heard from your family?
Yeah, they’re safe thanks. They booked to Hobart middle of last week. But their property is still at risk – it’ll be Thursday at the earliest before the weather lets up. They’re in Geeveston which is in the southern part of the Huon Valley:
https://www.themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/huon-on-high-alert-as-wind-drives-fire-towards-river/news-story/b1407e38a6ada1eb47c016a55fb03d48
Good to hear. Hopefully, it won’t get their house, either.
My kids are dancing around like a bunch of goobers.
Gramps said he wanted grandkids.
Hmm.
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1548731962341.jpg
But…but..they are…
N.n.nearby?
Nnnn… nnnniiii…. nnniiiiice children.
N_GGERS
you guys are fucking racist, I just assumed he shit his pants again.
What made you assume he was a Sconnie?
Thank goodness. I was starting to think it was possible for adults to act of their own volition.
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/01/27/make-america-grande-again-theres-already-a-russia-conspiracy-theory-for-howard-schultz-running-in-2020/
Long day. Went to job 1, came home and worked off the clock on a project for job 1. Then did job from home. Then worked on my side hustle here. finally done. Al job tasks completed for the day. Starts all over again tomorrow…
Time to glib it up!
That’s right! for the next 45 minutes where people still post, party time!
Also, easy change for a glib it up cover.
Nice
I can only assume Kamala Harris is trying to figure out which way the wind is blowing.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/28/democrats-venezuela-trump-maduro/
So, yeah, a new cartoon is done, I’m drinking. Where the women at?
I’d say just about anywhere else.
D’oh!
Right here.
http://archive.li/5kx5B
We need a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington reboot, STEVE SMITH GO TO WASHINGTON. It’ll be bigger than that Mr. Deeds flop Sandler did. Original Vs Remake
Can’t I just have the Mel Gibson/Homer Simpson venture?
YOU CAN HAVE STEVE SMITH. AND BY HAVE MEAN…
Highway hockey. How very Canadian.
http://www.wafb.com/2019/01/28/car-pileup-leads-highway-hockey-game/
Needs a moose, and some frozen maple syrup.
What do you think caused the pileup?
Point taken.
now i’m wondering how slick frozen maple syrup is.
Where’s muh AM link a-roos?
They didn’t tell you it was your day to post them?