You know what they call the guy who got the lowest passing score on the bar exam? A lawyer. You know what they call this guy who got the lowest passing score on a Microsoft certification exam? Certified. Thank god. Hopefully, I never have to do tech certs again. I’m getting too old for this shit.

I can’t imagine why this guy is going to prison for 47 years. Couldn’t have anything at all to do with his anger management issues.

Classic Florida (young) Man. I guess it is still too soon for “shoot up the school” jokes.

All these vegans and vegetarians bitching about global warming are aggressing against my Neanderthal DNA.

I dunno about the big boat, but I’m pretty sure any five random guys with fishing boats in Florida could take on “Iran’s elite Republican Guard” navy pictured here.

 

RIP Peter Tork