I will confess to a guilty pleasure: since moving west, SP and I have been on an old Western kick. And our current binge is old Hopalong Cassidy TV shows, mostly condensed versions of the 66 Hopalong Cassidy movies. In its day, these shows were insanely popular, the first major TV westerns, with every red-blooded American kid watching the show weekly, wanting Hoppy merchandise, and cajoling parents into buying stuff from the show’s sponsors. There’s a lot of interesting backstory as well, which I may expand into a full post. Teaser: entrepreneurship, heavy drinking, redemption, and brilliant marketing. At the end of every show, Hoppy’s portrayer, William Boyd, would deliver a message to the kids, usually along the lines of, “Hello, Little Pardners! Make sure you do your homework every day!” or “Your parents love you and care about you. Make sure you listen to everything they say and do your chores with a smile!” But of all of the end-of-show messages, this one is for sure our favorite:

 

Birthdays today are particularly auspicious and numerous, but I must single out libertarian theorist Murray Rothbard, brilliant author and social critic Tom Wolfe,  and the immortal Lou Reed, who will always be with us.

On to the news!


Orange Man is doomed! America yawns.

 

The Pride of Minnesota continues to delight everyone.

 

Jews, that’s why they’re lame.

 

I fucking hate Twitter, but every once in a while, there’s a gem.

 

He really should have listened to Hoppy.

 

We really did get out just in time. Holy shit, this is going to be a spectacular crash and burn.

 

“97% of scientists agree that global warming is a major crisis needing immediate radical action!” is so yesterday. The consensus grows and the science is settled!

 

This sort of snark will not stop the presidential crusade of Jay Inslee. Whoever the fuck he is.

 

There’s no shortage of non-entities crowding the Team Blue field for 2020.  Too bad that this threatens to overshadow the absolute comedy of Warren and Sanders. That said, if Team Blue somehow gets sensible and nominates the staunch anti-interventionist Gabbard, and Team L fails to nominate the amazingly delightful McAfee, I may vote Blue for the first time.

 

As someone who has always fucking hated malls, this gives me a frisson of Schadenfreude.

 


Old Guy Music time. And for whatever reason, I’ve been on a Sonny Terry/Brownie McGhee kick lately. And here’s a classic, introduced by the amazingly white and overly garrulous Pete Seeger.