Yeah. I’ve been busy as shit today and have nothing to show for it. Well, I have an appointment to potentially get my rectum catastrophically redecorated by the Ford dealership because a wiring harness fails in a (not at all) fun and exciting way on my Expedition. And I talked to a lot of people. Meetings, meetings everywhere, and not much addressed in my actual work.How the hell is your Monday?

Bitch, what part of “I need to go to yoga to deal with my anger issues” didn’t you get?!

God must be throwing a 90’s throwback party tonight.

This is kind of how I imagine the Antifa uprising starting.

Sure, put a chip in your head. Make sure it has wi-fi or bluetooth so its firmware can be updated, too. You just went on the list of hyper-intelligent morons.

Is there anyone NOT running for President in 2020?

 

Oh what the hell, we’ll go with the obvious.