One more bad idea touted by Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Roosevelt, the two worst American presidents, was this Daylight Savings Time bullshit. And now SP and I are free of it. Who the hell knows if it will screw the website’s posting times. I hope Wilson and FDR are feeling nice and warm down there.

I’m amazed at the paucity of notable birthdays today, but we can dig into the ranks of second tier celebrity to come up with noted communist actor Sam Jaffe; literal punchline of many jokes Chuck Norris; and the guy whose name is on the coffee I’m drinking at the moment, Alfred Peet.

But you’re not here for that, you’re here for links to ignore. And I’ll try not to disappoint you.


 

SXSW has become a Team Blue rally. After Omar takes a whack at Obama, AOC says, “Hold my latte!” and calls out FDR’s New Deal as racist. Bonus appearance by the guy who pretends to be a scientist.

 

And of course, you can’t have a Team Blue rally without CNN.

 

Team Red is determined to look just as stupid. Which, truth be told, they are. Same as it ever was.

 

And Tlaib is totally not an antisemite. How can you even THINK that, you shitlord?

 

I’m wondering why we even bother running daily stories on Venezuela being a shitshow? Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?

 

In local news: I always laugh when bad things happen to people taking selfies. OK, I’m not a nice person.

 

Another dessert cake related death. What we need is common-sense chocolate control regulations.

 

More local news, in which we see how high stupid can stack. TW: faux outrage

 

Yet more local news, but this one I like.

 


Meh, let’s have some music. Old Guy Music. And while you could in theory call Three Friends a cover band, it’s a bit more than that, having three members of the original group. But either way, state of the art prog rock, despite the age of the concept material.