Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends

We’re so glad you could attend, click the links, click the links.

There behind the glass stands a real blade of grass, be careful as you pass, click the link, click the link.

Click the link, the show’s about to start, guaranteed to blow your head apart

Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth, the greatest links in Heaven, Hell, or Earth

You gotta see the show! It’s a dynamo!

You gotta see the show! it’s rock and roll oh oh oh

Right before your eyes, we’ll pull laughter from the skies

And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he dies

 

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up, see the show!

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of vaseline

Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene!

 


And for Old Guy Music… you knew this was coming.