Happy Wednesday, y’all. Or as I like to call it: Five hours of meeting day. Don’t worry, my team still expects eight hours of productive work, so… I guess we’re all going to be disappointed at the end of the day. How the heck are each and every one of YOU?

Someone has figured out regulatory capture and its negative effects.

Me and Gizmodo agree 100% on this. Bitcoin is entirely manipulated and worthless as a wealth store or inflation hedge.

Hey guys, big surprise, the government-backed Space Launch System is basically still vaporware, but Elon Musk’s rocket might save the day.

Anyone got a CRISPR machine I could borrow?

Here’s a little something for when the edibles kick in.