Hey, you know what’s lots of fun? Hanging out with a nauseous three-year old all night. He had it timed so every time I’d fall asleep, 10 minutes later… BLEERRCH! I feel bad for the little guy. Its no fun to be dry heaving at 3am. He didn’t even get to enjoy being drunk before it. Anyhow, I’m tired and you’re gonna have to make some of your own fun this Friday afternoon.

NASA and FEMA prepare for SMOD.

Sneaky fucking Russians.

No doubt even after this bit of largess, I’ll still have a surly Uber driver bitching about the pay, or lack thereof.