Holy shit, made it through another week alive. Barely. Which is more than I can say for Peter Mayhew. But whatever.

And many happy birthdays to a survivor of the Princeton disaster (unlike poor Armistead); arguably the best living bass player; Christopher Kimball’s spirit animal; and urban legend portrayer of Anne Frank (“She’s in the attic!!!”).

And now the news:

 


 

A NOOSE! RACISM!!!

 

MORE NOOSE! MORE RACISM!!!

 

EVEN MORE NOOSE! EVEN MORE RACISM!!!

 

Team Red really is Team Stupid. If you stop giving her attention, she becomes just another back bencher.

 

I think I’m falling/ Falling in love again. Maybe not.

 

STEVE SMITH origin becomes clearer.

 

Several things are missing from this story. Like pix.

 

Those wacky yoots!

 

Why is it always the uggos?

 

We always were a disappointment to him.

 

“You have a bouncing baby boy!” Oh wait, too local.

 

One more reason this strong 2A advocate won’t ever join the NRA.

 

Nice flying there, Ace.

 


 

Old Guy Music celebrates the onset of summer with this fun cover of a Loudon Wainwright III song. I would like to mass murder the audience, but that’s another story.