Too wet to mow the lawn for a week. I’m screwed.

Upper 80s last weekend, and now three days of showers with four more on the way. Welcome to May in Idaho.

Guess what! There were birthdays today. I have no idea who.

Oklahoma woman.

I’ll bet he cut the feet off of diabetics too.

Apparently, lawyers in the military have no more integrity than Michael Cohen.

Colbert is a cunt. I can’t imagine why late night ratings are dropping faster than OMWC’s turkey neck.

This would never happen to Chuck Norris.

Apropos.