Kamala Harris calls for fining companies over gender pay gap Warning: Autoplay video
Presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris is vowing to fine corporations that don’t take steps toward closing the gender pay gap.
The Democrat from California wants to turn the current system on its head. Instead of requiring female employees to come forward with complaints, her plan would require companies to submit data each year on equal pay to comply with new standards.
The plan, unveiled Monday, was touted by the Harris campaign as “first-of-its kind” and “historic.”
The candidate said in a statement that the issue of equal pay hits home: “[A]s the daughter of a working mother in a male-dominated field, I know the fight to be treated equally in the workplace has persisted for generations.”
Harris said her proposal would “finally put the burden of ensuring equal pay on the corporations responsible for gender pay gaps, not the employees being discriminated against. We can finally ensure women earn the wages they deserve by forcing companies to step up, holding them accountable when they don’t, and committing as a nation to ending pay inequity once and for all.”
I know the Dems are in the “throwing it on the wall and see if it sticks” phase of the primary. (They are up to 25 candidates!) But this is especially difficult to implement fairly, so expect it to be implemented unfairly by default.
Police Officer Hired Hit Man to Kill Her Husband and a Young Girl, Officials Say
Isaiah Carvalho Jr. woke up on Friday hopeful that his life was about to turn a corner.
Instead, he was told that his estranged wife, a New York City police officer, had been plotting to kill him all winter.
Five months had passed since the 32-year-old had filed for divorce from his wife, Valerie Cincinelli. But after a messy custody battle, the matter appeared almost settled.
It was, but not the way Mr. Carvalho had hoped.
Law enforcement officers informed Mr. Carvalho that Officer Cincinelli, a mother of two and a 12-year veteran of the Police Department, had arranged to hire someone to kill him and her boyfriend’s school-age daughter.
Instead of going through with the scheme, her boyfriend contacted the F.B.I.
The details provided in court documents paint a troubling portrait of a botched murder-for-hire plot ripped from the pages of a true-crime thriller.
It’s a terribly written article, trying to be a feature instead of just telling us the facts. No motive given as to why the boyfriend wanted to kill his own daughter, or how the ex-husband/murder target makes a living selling fireworks (fancy airburst ones or snakes and sparking tanks under a tent in a parking lot?) or if they were in contact with a real hitman at any point.
This Memo Explains How to Chauffeur the Leaders of the AFL-CIO, Which ‘Is An Honor’
As president of the AFL-CIO, Richard Trumka is America’s most prominent representative of the interests of the working class. The following document explains exactly how he is to be chauffeured around by staffers who are told they should be “proud” to act as his driver.
Trumka has been the president of the AFL-CIO, the nation’s largest federation of labor unions, since 2009, and as such is the de facto face of America’s labor movement.
Splinter obtained the following memo, written in 2018, which instructs AFL-CIO staffers how they are to drive around the federation’s officers. (The memo presumably applies to all three of the top officers, but Trumka is the only officer whose preferences are detailed in the memo.) Sources say that when Trumka travels on business, an AFL-CIO staffer—such as a communications staffer, or a field mobilization staffer, or a staff member at a state labor federation—is often detailed to serve as his driver. This memo tells staffers exactly how to fulfill that assignment, which they are told that they should be “proud” to have been chosen for.
Watch as one clueless idiot argue that two and two can’t add up to four. It just can’t!
Scandal, “Goodbye to You,” 1982
Highest chart placement: #65, Billboard Hot 100
Ermahgerd, Patty Smyth. So hot. Even with the hair.
This haircut hit Kentucky hard and stayed popular for a long time. My high school girlfriend still had this haircut in 1987 when we started dating. Bangs are like cancer you give your own face.
Was Kamala in “Free Willy” ?
And you may as well just Let ‘er RIP !
Don’t body shame her.
I don’t think anything could shame her.
I don’t think she played with Willy for free.
No that was 3 willies.
For a long time I thought Patti Smith and Patty Smyth were the same person, which was really confusing.
Yeah, I thought that Patti Smith was just some weird fetish that I didn’t understand.
That’s a travesty.
“The plan, unveiled Monday, was touted by the Harris campaign as “first-of-its kind” and “historic.”
You know who else was historic?
Totally historic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_pay_for_equal_work
Kamala’s innovation, I believe, is getting rid of the “equal work” bit.
If she was honest…
Presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris is vowing to fine corporations that don’t take steps toward closing the gender pay gap.
Is there a gender pay gap? I have seen studies purporting to show a pay gap based on sex, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that sorted for gender identification.
“Is there a gender pay gap?”
No, because there isn’t a significant pay gap based on sex, and almost everyone’s sex and gender are the same.
“all nine genders at my company are paid the same”
IIRC, there is actually a small gender pay gap (2-6% depending on who you ask) if you normalize for hours and job title. This might have to do with a whole range of factors, mostly willingness and ability to negotiate.
IIRC, there is actually a small gender pay gap (2-6% depending on who you ask) if you normalize for hours and job title.
Somebody actually did a study based on gender identification rather than sex? The only ones I have seen compared pay by sex. But since I mostly ignore horseshit social science/economics studies, I could easily have missed one.
Maternity leave is part of the calculation as well. It’s why you hear about countries that have made paternity leave mandatory and equal amounts for each spouse.
Now we just have to make those shots that induce men to lactate mandatory and we will really get some social engineering done around here.
Yep, our company recently rolled out an improved parental leave package. 6 months paid paternity leave to be taken in the first year.
The proggies were beaming in teary eyed admiration. I was left wondering why I’d want to accumulate 6 months’ worth of rust on my skills and knowledge. I’ll probably use the time as an audition for a career change or to start a small business while working 1 day a week. I’d much rather have the option to take 2 weeks of leave and pocket the difference.
By the way, I’m not complaining. It’s a killer perk.
We don’t have to take it all at once, so my manager did several months 2-weeks-off / 1-week-on. Seemed like a solid compromise between taking the time and letting everything go to hell while you’re gone.
6 months paid paternity leave
Your company must be rolling in money. With our paltry 2% operating margin, we couldn’t afford to do that.
I work for a non-profit in NYC and we are getting killed by all the “great” regulations imposed on us over the last five years.
It would take an actuary to calculate our contingent liability for six months PTO for our workforce of 4500 employees, but I would expect it to be at least $5mm. It could easily consume our entire operating margin.
her plan would require companies to submit data each year on equal pay to comply with new standards.
So, guilty until proven innocent.
Forcing companies to prove a negative (prove that you didn’t discriminate). That’s some sound logic.
Make interviews illegal. Every applicant gets thrown into a hat and pulled out at random.
It still wouldn’t represent the population at large because some people couldn’t bother to show up to put their name in the hat.
What’s disturbing is that most Lefties are always against the business, no matter if it’s a Fortune 500 company or a mom-and-pop store (not that it matters to me; I don’t believe that rights disappear when you become wealthy or go to your job as CEO).
It’s a communistic belief that the business owner is a perpetual villain who needs to be smacked down by the government.
Because your gender is whatever you say it is, I would think any kind of reporting to the government on what you pay by gender would be easily gamed. If your numbers aren’t looking good, just get some of the highly paid men to (temporarily) identify as women. Problem solved!
“Because your gender is whatever you say it is”
It isn’t.
It is now.
No it isn’t. Even though there are places where self-identity is the law. Law doesn’t dictate reality, and most of the things to which these laws apply, such as driver’s licenses, read “sex” not “gender”.
Regardless, even though Lauren Southern’s driver’s says she’s male, that neither makes it true, nor has any affect on her gender.
I agree, Count. I’m just sayin’ what they’re sayin’.
The thing is, as far as I can tell, the majority of transgender people don’t agree with self-identification. Part of it is that they are more knowledgeable on the subject. Another part of it is that they put a lot of money and effort into their transitions.
The government already has this information on every taxpayer. Just start the punishments already. No need for another titanic bureaucracy.
You’re welcome.
“Bangs are like cancer you give your own face.”
Betty Page haircuts are hot.
I look at them like overalls or pixie cuts. Sure, a few girls look hot in them, but the vast majority of girls with them don’t look hot in/with them; and the ones that do would probably look hot no matter what.
I think I mostly agree with this.
SP has bangs, so watch your step, Mr. Potatohead.
It sounds like you are having a senior moment.
When you are as old as OMWC, life is one long continuous senior moment.
Like falling down a flight of stairs that never end.
Or nonstop incontinence.
Your hot tub was a perfect spot for that.
Why do you think it reeked so my of chlorine?
Confession to make: that wasn’t actually a Clark Bar. Sorry, dude.
Carl Spackler haz a sad.
“Presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris is vowing to fine corporations that don’t take steps toward closing the gender pay gap.”
What happens if I text “FUCKYOU” to 70785?
You’ll get on a list and they’ll keep bothering you forever.
Fuck.
That’s why you use your coworker’s phone that they unwisely leave unlocked.
You get put on a list. And charged $10.
What happens if I text “FUCKYOU” to 70785?
Worst case scenario?
Your offer is accepted.
Food to have on hand for Richard Trumka?
I think acorns would be a good choice.
“substitute foods”
The following document explains exactly how he is to be chauffeured around by staffers who are told they should be “proud” to act as his driver.
Is there anything in the rider about brown M&Ms?
You can see the list if you click through. It has 21 items on it, but was cut down to just six in the digital form.
Sigh, it’s not often a cultural reference flies past you.
I just wanted to make you click.
DAMN YOUR DIABETIC EYES.
I got it.
Nothing there is eyebrow raising for that sort of VIP service. However, a bit surprising that he has to have San Pelli mineral water in the small (around 350ml, IIRC) glass bottles. You’d think a man of the people could at least make do with the 500ml plastic bottle while on the road.
It certainly continues today, what with affirmative action and the uneven application of anti-discrimination laws.
About the only real change that would meet this description would be a law (and a bureaucracy) that sets wages for every worker in the country.
What are you doing, reading their secret plans?
That’s pretty much it. No two employees are going to have every single attribute (age, skill, hire date, certifications, knowledge, etc.) identical except for gender.
“About the only real change that would meet this description would be a law (and a bureaucracy) that sets wages for every worker in the country.”
Are you announcing your campaign?
“The key to the success of this mission is preparation.”
Picking up an asshole from the airport is a “mission”????
“This memo tells staffers exactly how to fulfill that assignment, which they are told that they should be “proud” to have been chosen for.”
Nope, that’s not creepy or culty at all.
“You should be happy that Comrade Chairman finds you attractive and wishes to mate with you.”
A lot of this.
“Carrie Ann Inaba reveals misspelled Japanese tattoo says ‘rough sex’
The “Dancing With the Stars” judge, 51, revealed that an ankle tattoo she thought said “courageous love” in Japanese actually translates to something much more NSFW.
On Friday’s episode of “The Talk” — where Inaba is now serving as a permanent replacement for Julie Chen — she explained that she got the ink while touring with Madonna as a dancer in 1993, calling it a “rash” decision. However, years later, she was in Japan and some locals explained that the kanji letters meant something quite different.”
https://pagesix.com/2019/05/20/carrie-ann-inaba-reveals-misspelled-japanese-tattoo-says-rough-sex/
But is she into rough sex?
She hasn’t had it removed has she?
“calling it a “rash” decision”
Which is the best way to decide on a tattoo.
Don’t care. Would, either way.
Oh yeah.
Yes. She’s very nimble.
Does she like the tatt even more now that she knows what it really says?
How did I miss this one?
Just get it in English, dummy or better yet, don’t get it at all.
English isn’t exotic, spiritual, and meaningful in a way that tattoo recipients can’t quite put their thumbs on.
And she tattooed (or tried to, anyway) the name of her own song on herself? I guess her body didn’t already feature enough “me”.
Some English tattoos say a lot more about the person who got them than can be expressed in other languages.
Why on the palm? That has to hurt like hell.
The only tattoo I have ever seen that looked like it belonged on the palm was “Fuck You, Pay Me”.
Jesse James did it, and he’s a douche.
I didn’t say it wouldn’t make you look like a dick, just that it looked like it belonged on the palm.
https://www.therisingwasabi.com/ariana-grande-adds-kanji-to-failed-tattoo-now-reads-i-hate-fax-machines/
What does Snopes rate this?
With Grande she posted the actual tattoo on social media.
I’d actually like to see the characters.
Grande tried to fix it and made it worse.
iPad ate my reply. She used the kanji for romantic love and not the kanji for affectionate love.
Best I can tell from the blurry picture.
Are “courageous love” and “rough sex” not synonyms in that language? You disappoint me, Japan.
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7048765/Demi-Rose-PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Model-barely-contains-modesty-eye-watering-white-bikini.html
Nope. Still fat.
I’m with you, RC. That is on fat-assed broad.
I can’t edit my profile! There’s another me trying to get back, but my browser sucks, ghaaaa
Not another name change…
Back to normal, for here anyways
Hey Yusef- got a new one (maybe) for you out of a miswritten job posting: HVAC- high voltage air conditioning
That’s funny and sad at the same time
I wonder how many qualified applicants saw that and thought to themselves ‘These people are fucking idiots. Why would I want to work for them? They don’t know what they’re doing.’
Right. Everybody know V is for Vacuum.
Akshually, when our whole-house vacuum went out, an HVAC company fixed it.
See Yusef! I told you so!
*Dons Level IV FR, HV Gloves*
* Steadies 12′ hotstick*
What am I setting the thermostat to?
That’s a bigger problem than I’m having. I keep having to log back in to the site. White privilege?
Dammit. I was replying to Yusef above.
by a 2:1 ratio, the Swiss vote themselves into the EU’s gun registry and restrict standard capacity semi-auto.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/19/world/europe/switzerland-vote-gun-law-eu.html
this is not from the article but historical and apposite:
[T]he only noteworthy item is the exceedingly serious fights in Warsaw between the police and even a part of our Wehrmacht on the one hand and the rebellious Jews on the other. The Jews have actually succeeded in making a defensive position of the Ghetto. Heavy engagements are being fought there…. It shows what is to be expected of the Jews when they are in possession of arms.
citation
The Goebbels Diaries: 1942-1943, ed. and trans. Louis P Lochner (Garden City, NY: Doubleday, 1948), 350-51.
I hope there is a rash of insurance claims for guns lost in mysterious, I dunno, fondue accidents.
They could just do what about 90% of Aussies did and say “gun? What gun? I don’t have a gun!”
Instacriminals and ownership dies out within two generations.
“Fell down crevasse while practicing for telemark biathlon”
Fuck the Swiss. And fuck the brass for knowingly abandoning them.
They might as well give up any pretense of independence and join the EU at this point.
Switzerland is turning into a normal country, where only the king’s men are allowed to have guns. Almost everywhere in the world the idea of gun ownership by regular folks is considered barbaric and absurd. Sure, there are exceptions. For example, the Swiss biathlon team can have guns.
This decision warrants a strongly narrowed gaze. Where’s the Servator?
It also illustrates why fundamental rights must be beyond the reach of government, including a truly democratic one.
Patty was and is a hottie.
Married to John McEnroe.
Richard Trumka is the bloated and thick skulled physical manifestation of of what unions in this country have become. The man’s a walking stereotype.
“On this Cuban Independence Day, we stand by the people of Cuba in their quest for freedom, democracy and prosperity. The Cuban regime must end its repression of Cubans & Venezuelans. The United States will not stand idly by as Cuba continues to subvert democracy in the Americas!”
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1130525604976168960
It’s like Bolton has taken over his Twitter account lately.
I’m looking forward (well, you know what I mean) to the Mustache usurping the Hair’s place on Donald’s head.
Sounds like a plot line for The Hat and the Hair. The Hat and the Hair struggle with the Mustache for control of the precious Twitter feed.
Hey folks it’s time to stop giving Occasional Cortex so much shit. She’s a true visionary. The other day i was lucky enough to get a photo of the testing of a prototype for the future of Green air travel obviously inspired by her vision.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/Bk9knVT9cnHqNRp58
“Do not hump this car.”
This comes to mind…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adgv8GJqyEI
It that some sort of rocket dildo?
Airplane with wings, tail and rudder removed for rail transport.
Spoilsport.
Even Winston’s Mom gets lonely sometimes.
There was a derailment in Montana and they put three or four of those into the Clark Fork river. Also, my friend that worked a Boeing talked about having to repair bullet holes in them.
FTFY
Saw the BaT ink last night. The car was 74 cars Ahead of mine.
WTF. Intended for Tundra.
That’s so cool! So few made – I wonder how many are left.
It finished at 74k. Such a beautiful car.
Guess what? People are still arguing about abortion on FB. In the latest episode, someone states that if abortion is to become illegal, then birth control, sex ed, child care, and 99 other things should be free. I really think the political class is patting themselves on the back for this latest distraction.
If only there was a way to combine abortion with Game of Thrones.
The voters would be like cats chasing a feather on a stick.
I don’t want to be unsullied.
Paging STEVE SMITH . . . .
That’s called season 8.
On the theory, I suppose that wimminz are being forced to have, and raise, children. Even if we were to also outlaw birth control and adoption, it still wouldn’t be true until we take the final step of requiring women to have unprotected sex while ovulating.
I don’t know why adoption is so expensive. I read it ranges from $15 – 40K. Although I suspect the government is doing things that drive up the price.
Also, not letting religious organizations only place children with heterosexual couples is bullshit.
It’s expensive to adopt babies because there is a big demand for healthy newborns. The adoption agencies have waiting lists and charge a lot of money for their services. That’s why so many people try to adopt babies from foreign countries.
Older and not healthy kids where there is a problem. Few people want to take on that sort of thing. In Indiana, they pay a monthly subsidy for special needs kids, even after they are adopted. And they are allowed to stay on medicaid until they are 21.
So what I hear you saying is that outlawing abortion will decrease the price of adopting babies.
On a totally unrelated note, is it strictly necessary to employ true orphans in one’s mines?
Trick question.
One doesn’t “employ” orphan’s in one’s mines.
“Orphan” is really just a euphemism for “ugly.”
You don’t pimp out your good looking orphans?
Yes. If (and that’s a big IF), the mom is not on drugs and takes decent care of herself while pregnant, there should be no problem finding someone to adopt, and the laws of supply and demand would apply.
Someone who smokes crack or drinks heavily during pregnancy is going to have a baby in category 2 (special needs), and those babies will be harder to adopt out.
“And they are allowed to stay on medicaid until they are 21.”
Our adopted daughter turns 18 this summer. She’ll lose her medicaid. Kansas and Minnesota must be different.
The price would drop if women were allowed to sell their unwanted babies.
Hmmm….Not sure how I feel about that.
We have a running joke in our labor and delivery department about the secondary market for babies.
“joke”
But that already effectively happens. “PREGNANT? Loving Christian couple wants to adopt your baby, will pay all expenses…”
Sure, and same for surrogacy, but you got to work around the laws. It can be expensive to make sure it is done all legal like.
I’ve never heard of anyone other than the adopting family paying all the expenses of the adoption.
There are pretty strict laws against the mother herself getting paid anything in connection with an adoption. This causes complications with surrogate mothers, but nothing that can’t be overcome.
With 1/3 of the children crossing our borders as “refugees” not being in the company of their parents, I expect there will be some Central American kids up for adoption soon.
Is it not legit for prospective adoptive parents to pay living expenses for the birth mother, subject to drug tests, etc?
On my FB feed they are straight-up conflating banning abortion with forced impregnation.
Closing your legs is still free, I think. Alyssa Milano has even endorsed it.
They have a basic human right to not be responsible for the consequences of their actions, Rhywun. Geez.
Yeah, but what about the 5 out of 3 women who are pregnant due to rape?
What about the men falsely accused of rape so their date can get an abortion?
They are missing out on an obvious political strategy: If you can still get an abortion by saying you were raped, rape stats will finally match the 1 in 4 they have been pushing with no evidence.
HER: I need an abortion because I got raped!
COP: Who raped you?
HER: I don’t know.
COP: No problem. We’ll get DNA from the red bag after the procedure and run it through the database. We’ll be able to identify the rapist no problem.
HER: Even if its my boyfriend?
COP: Who you didn’t recognize when he raped you?
I read a story a while back. The police went to someone’s home to arrest a man for armed robbery. He told them they can’t prove it was him because he was wearing a mask.
Anyway, I’m against exceptions for rape or incest because it encourages false accusations.
Exceptions for rape are absurd anyway. If someone really believes abortion is murdering a child, what difference does it make if the child’s father is a rapist?
Yep, Trashy made this point a while back, I don’t agree, but at least he’s consistent if all abortions are the killing of an innocent then why does rape or incest matter?, Hell, even the health/possible death of the mother shouldn’t play into it, if that is the premise you are working from.
even the health/possible death of the mother shouldn’t play into it
That’s where it gets murky for me. I believe in a right to self defense, and forcing a mother to choose the life of her fetus over her own life is too “trolley problem” for me. I’m also not 100% against mercy killing, so killing a child who will suffer for a few hours and die anyway is murky to me, too.
Closing your legs is still free, I think. Alyssa Milano has even endorsed it.
As is opening an alternative orifice. I do not know Ms. Milano’s opinion on that option, though.
A woman could easily pleasure 4 men at once without risking pregnancy.
Without looking to be sure, I’m fairly confident in saying that there’s probably porn out there showing that you’re low by a few.
Based on your photo lineups, five.
““The Jews have deceived the world with what is known as the Holocaust & what is known as anti-Semitism…” More evidence the staff suspension for AJ+ video is a ploy. #AlJazeera regularly disseminates racist content on par w/neo-Nazi sites”
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1130361890171842561
Not sure how someone could claim they are merely criticizing Israeli foreign policy, when their hashtag is “#FuckJews”.
I thought that was the hashtag for those pics of Israeli armed forces hotties.
[Rises and applauds heartily]
Also for certain gun-totin’ Rabbis, IYKWIM
JILFs?
Why does Al Jazeera get any kind of credibility? They’re more married to the Qatari state than RT is to Putin. It’s state media propaganda, nothing more.
It’s because their English-language division panders in progressive politics.
Because they make Illy and Sheedy look moderate?
Eddie Bait: Abolish the Priesthood, says The Atlantic.
Um, except that this isn’t Lutheranism where communion is a mere empty ritual. This is no-shit, full transubstantiation Roman Catholicism. And can’t no layperson who hasn’t been anointed as a priest with apostolic succession transform no wafer and wine into the body and blood of our Lord and Saviour. Nope. No way, no how.
Yeah, and that will kill confession. Nobody will confess if he knows it will go right to the priest’s wife.
Carroll makes the case for broad transformation of the entire Catholic ethos
Sounds like one of them “fundamental transformations” to me.
Feature, not bug.
Shit, just find a Society of Pius Whatever church. Although there’s been problems there as well.
My church didn’t even have communion on Easter.
I need to ask the new pastor (see below) if he favors replacing the grape juice with wine. But, I already know the answer. I was friend’s enough with the old pastor to ask him, he just laughed (he also came to my brewery opening and helped me move stuff out after we shut down).
I am not Catholic, but when I’m in the Bay Area a go to a Catholic Church where the priest is a decades long family friend. He’s a great guy, who was involved with prosecuting pedo-priests. He serves me communion despite my not being Catholic, which was pretty obvious when the last time he gave me a wafer, I said, “Thank you.”
Whoa…
The real news:
There is still a Catholic Church in San Francisco.
Avocado host.
Think of how many multi-million dollar condos you could shoe-horn into a church!
You don’t even rebuild, each pew becomes a unit, ready for subletting.
Geez. Why won’t these stubborn Catholics just become not-Catholic? Easy-peasy.
Just how much can you “broadly transform the entire Catholic ethos” before it stops being Catholic at all?
I dont know. The end of Latin Mass didnt really matter.
^This. It’s a hierarchical religion with rules and church laws and shit, and you don’t get to vote on shit.
It’s been said before, but people who hang out at places like The Atlantic think that religious people are just going through motions or putting everyone else on, instead of demonstrating a set of deeply held beliefs. (Hell, it might even have been Atlantic writer Megan McArdle who popularized this idea)
“religious people are just going through motions”
But some are. The nominally Catholic couple who use contraception, the nominally Jewish family who hide the bacon when the Rabbi comes over, etc. A lot of that is social facilitation and fear of being ostracized.
Well sure. What I speak of is the incredulity among some who simply can’t wrap their heads around a person honestly holding, and believing in, religious views. As McArdle put it, under this view, religion is not fundamental or defining to believers, but more like a hobby.
Agreed, BritPetrol.
In a former life, I became friends with a large number of religious order and diocesan priests. One of the diocesan guys, a man in his late 50s who ran one of the largest parishes in a very large city I won’t name, was very depressed and considering leaving the priesthood. Why? Due to the lack of new Catholic priests, the church was accepting converted Episcopalian priests as now-Catholic priests after a very short period of indoctrination at a Catholic seminary.
OK, so what’s wrong with that?
They were allowed to bring their wives and families if they were currently married.
SP’s Friend: “This makes my sacrifice of giving up ever having a wife and children look like a joke. Completely unvalued. I’ve instead spent my life solely in service to God and the people of the Catholic church, and now the hierarchy tells me it didn’t matter. Well, fuck them.”
He had 3 associate priests, all of whom had been Episcopalian, all of whom had wives and kids.
I was stunned.
Yep, just like anyone who paid off a student loan will feel like a chump if there is universal, taxpayer funded payoff of student loans.
Also the same as the immigrants who followed the (admittedly stupid and unnecessarily long) program for years only for illegals to be handed citizenship in exchange for breaking the law.
https://theconversation.com/are-we-witnessing-the-death-of-liberal-democracy-117085
Society was little more than an agreement among the privileged to respect each other’s property rights.
The implication, whether they realize it or not, being that the “unprivileged” non-property owners had not agreed to respect property rights. Which, come to think of it, is pretty much why you had to own property to vote, back in the day. Give those without property command of the state, and the state will confiscate property to give to them.
Apparently they missed the part where Locke argued against slavery.
Also, once again, fails the compared to what question.
Every place on earth had some form of legally recognized slavery in the 16th century and prior and the British liberal tradition was at the bleeding edge of the move to abolish and outlaw the institution
Mammary Monday continues to bring fleeting joy to your dark and pointless life.
https://thechive.com/2019/05/20/bikinis-13/
7, 16.
https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2019/06/06/democracy-and-its-discontents/
Well he isn’t wrong that most “anti-nationalists” are in fact pretty nationalistic.
Centrist Democrats are scandalized that Trump ever called America’s greatness into question
What utter horseshit. None of those Dems had a thing to say about Michelle Obama not being proud of the US until her husband got the nomination for President.
Centrist Democrats are scandalized that Trump ever called America’s greatness into question and promise to repair the damage he has done.
And these people were where, exactly, during the tenure of President You Didn’t Build That? Somehow I missed their condemnation of The Lightworker for wasting astronauts’ time on clockboy.
“Sybrina Fulton, the mother of Trayvon Martin, is running for Miami-Dade County Commission, District 1. She’ll officially launch her campaign this Monday.”
https://twitter.com/FrancesWangTV/status/1129849924017885221
And the responses would be an excellent parody of Twitter stupidity, if it were even possible to parody Twitter.
Twitter responses are the YouTube comments of the internet.
“This haircut hit Kentucky hard and stayed popular for a long time.”
It explains a lot.
On a unrelated note, my church just voted in a new pastor yesterday (only the 2nd in church history). He is orginally from Williamsburg, KY. I still need to look it up to see just how far east that is.
Ahhh…not that far east, right along 75.
Fun fact: Both Eastern Kentucky University and Western Kentucky University are misnamed. They should be CKU and SKU respectively. Morehead should be EKU and Murray should be WKU.
Maybe these guys can help.
Creepy patent drawing
It says right there that it’s “whimsical”. Where’s your sense of whimsy?
It’s the smile on the monkey that does it.
I thought the blank, soulless eyes of the monkey’s victim were the best part.
At least it’s not a ski mask with that monkey on the front.
“I will ride this dead-eyed child until it drops. And another and another until I find my monkey bride.”
That poor monkey can’t find a football, huh?
Monkeys having sex with the back of your head is patentable?
Etiquette question: Floors (took forever to import) finally getting installed this week. 2.5 day job. Already paying $3k in installation fees. Two installers. $100 per installer enough of a tip, or should I go higher?
You tip floor installers?
That is a serious question, I have no idea on these things. The whole concept of tips annoys me.
I’m with Rob. This confuses me.
And it’s not helping when all kinds of people who ought to know better try to get you to tip them.
I just had a 5K chain link fence installed, took 4 hours. I didn’t even think they should be tipped. I’m guessing they were paid rather well.
I’ve tipped movers, but never contractors.
Doesn’t sound unreasonable. Was the service that exceptional?
Just provide lunch.
Waaaay more than I would tip even if they were steller. $50 will buy them a steak and a couple beers at at the Outback.
What do you tip your airline pilots?
A hydroplane trip from Anchorage to the Brooks Falls. $850 per person. How much do you tip the pilot?
Are you fishing this year? Gillnet or setnet?
Same as my barista.
The amount of the tip depends on whether it is a round trip or not.
It was about five years ago. It was a round trip to see bears fishing salmon. The pilot turned out to be an excellent guide of all things Alaska-related. It was probably the most exciting flight I ever had (including numerous international First class flights) flying so close to the mountains. None of the passengers (an Australian family of four, my partner and I) were born in the US or Canada, so how much to tip was not obvious to anyone.
I’ve been in and out of the construction field most of my adult life and I can safely say a tip isn’t expected. A $100 tip would make their week. In fact, it would be a story they tell the young bucks for a good long while.
Occasionally I forget just how horrible ’80s music was. Not all of it, but most by far.
When I hear Patty Smith this is who I think of –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifYs9cmVCQ
This is what I think of as bad 80s music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roAhuWcEdUw
Yikes. That is right out of Ted S’s playlist.
It is still stuck in my head 35 years later. I am about 97% sure that was my freshman year of HS.
Yes, that is terrible.
After Scandal, I got this, which made me happy.
That’s an insult. I can come up with much worse.
Wow. You are right. My sincere apologies.
If you type “good 80s music” into Google it will provide you a list of exactly the opposite.
*backs slowly out of sub-thread*
I’ll go with you.
What is that stupid, 1980s, side-to-side dance, and how was it successfully quarantined to only the 1980s? Perhaps the lack of attention one receives from the opposite sex when performing it led to its rapid demise.
Achey Breaky Heart?
Boot scoot Boogie
The electric slide.
The Carlton?
This one crams quite a bit of 1980s into a few minutes….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo
/actually tried to find that in recent years, never knew the name of the artist
That’s just some leprechaun bum squatting in a garbage dump.
Have some Sly Fox
That was just terrible.
I have the 12″ dance single for “Obsession.” Used to do a lot of rollerskating to stuff like that (and much better dance music).
This is the song I think of.
https://youtu.be/wssnxfjH-zw
Is it me, or does the melody in “Horses” sound a lot like Ted Nugents “Great White Buffalo” ?
I notice it too.
Ear bleach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZCrK4ctjAU
Here’s some 80s Oz music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDO5KwDBgy8
Almost certainly the first time the phrases “your pubic hair around my pillow” and “you talk about penis envy” made it on to radio airplay.
Hey everybody I escaped! Some Arab dude stole my nickname, when, glad that’s over with…
Anything cool happen while I was gone? Is Bowie still dead?
You are going to have a hard time beating ‘checker of thermostats’.
Arab Joe and the Korean Camel jockeys,
How bout that?
Unfortunately for those who prefer our congress-critters libertarian-ish.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/20/amash-primary-challenger-trump-impeachment/
Not sure why he felt the need to throw himself into that shit show but whatevs.
Apparently he has seen the evidence.
He read the report, with a few parts unredacted. I’ve read his follow up tweets. I generally like Amash. But, I find his reasoning on this to be very flawed.
Impeach Trump for Yemen. But, this Russia BS, which looks increasingly like it was done with Obama officials, and scumbags like Brennan, Clapper, and Clinton!?
Impeachment might be the only way all that crap gets out in public*.
*in a manner such that MSM won’t be able to sweep it under the rug
Amash is a charter NeverTrumper.
We’ve all seen the evidence. Nothing approaching obstruction was ever shown. While Congress can impeach Trump for liking his steaks well done, I am baffled at what Amash thinks would support multiple counts of impeachment. Keep in mind, I don’t think he is saying Trump should be impeached for anything except what is in the Mueller report, namely, no evidence whatsoever of “colluding” with the Russians, and very weak evidence supporting a potential claim under a very broad and novel interpretation of “obstruction”.
I agree with a lot of what Amash has stood for, but this is just stupid. He should be primaried; let the Republicans who nominated and elected him decide if they want to keep him around after this.
The worst part, to me, is that Amash is basically saying he doesn’t really have any concerns about the investigation/surveillance/”spying on the Trump campaign and transition team or about the conduct of the special prosecutor’s office. All that lying on FISA applications, all the entrapment attempts, the prolonged effort by Mueller to lay perjury traps for various Trump staffers, the abusive tactics to extract guilty pleas and try to flip Trump staffers, none of that seems to bother him much, or he wouldn’t validate by trying to use the (again, unprecedented) report by Mueller as the brief for impeachment.
“The worst part, to me, is that Amash is basically saying he doesn’t really have any concerns about the investigation/surveillance/”spying on the Trump campaign and transition team or about the conduct of the special prosecutor’s office.”
This^^^
I also agree with a lot of Amash has said and done but for him to stay silent on an obvious misuse of power by the federal government mainly the intelligence services conduct with regards to this investigation, doesn’t sit well with me at all.
Same here and it stings. I was a fan of the guy but after this I have to turn in my card.
Can’t say I’m surprised. If you’re willing to play useful idiot for the opposing party, you’re going to get some blowback. And considering how weak the obstruction charges are, supposedly obstructing justice for something that didn’t even happen, I have a hard time seeing it as a principled stand.
1 is demonstrably false.
4 is certainly true, and irrelevant.
3 is true, but unless you believe that Trump did, in fact, conspire with the Russians to steal the election and so successfully obstructed justice that there isn’t even evidence he obstructed justice, then it means just the opposite of what Amash seems to mean. Its not Trump that should be in the dock, its the Comey, Brennan, Strzok, Page, and a raft of other DOJ, FBI, White House, and who knows who else.
2 rather begs the question. What does the Mueller report reveal that is an impeachable offense?
Number three is what gets me: what the intelligence/law enforcement community did to a presidential candidate is just inexcusable and Amash doesn’t give two shits.
The strongest charge is that he wanted to fire Mueller, but didn’t, which is proof of obstruction. I’m not kidding. That’s seriously what they are calling obstruction.
Yes, it’s #2 that really has me rolling my eyes at him:
Amash:
He the proceeds to mention zero of those examples.
I sorta like Amash, but he’s gone around the bend on this issue.
Even better: Sheedy is trying to get him to co-sponsor a bipartisan impeachment resolution.
I like Amash but he’s really screwed the pooch here, he’s going to lose his job but he’s likely eyeballing a presidential run. Still, he’s a bit of a Judas.
He just jacked up any presidential run with that move, not that he had a chance to begin with. Who’s that help him with?
Its like he’s angling to be the John McCain of the House.
Ouch.
I think, by taking this position, he is taking a steaming dump on due process and any kind of accountablity for the administrative state. Not very libertarian, in my book.
There is no way in hell he will be President, at least not until this entirely episode is way back in our rear view mirror.
He also has a stake in a Chinese tool manufacturing firm that sells here in the US and I’d imagine he’s not too thrilled with the tariffs. It’s hard for me to believe he’s being sincere with the obstruction angle.
I like Amash but he’s really screwed the pooch here, he’s going to lose his job but he’s likely eyeballing a presidential run. Still, he’s a bit of a Judas.
Are you suggesting he’s got another thing coming?
Short answer: stop using your teeth.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/redeye/ct-redeye-ask-anna-partner-cant-orgasm-during-oral-sex-0516-story.html
Ouch
For every sex question, I want to reply: “Have you tried losing weight?”
She doesn’t mention frenulum or friction. Shit advice.
Enthusiasm and education matter. I’ve had some sad BJ’s before and some absolutely mind blowing ones.
This this this this.
I thought I didn’t like blowjobs until I met the woman who loved giving them so much that she’d throw her whole damn upper body into it. Alas, she was crazy. The eternal paradox of the crazy chick who is mind-blowingly awesome in bed.
Yeah, I certainly wasn’t excusing bad technique or squeamishness.
That “whole damn upper body thing” that Akira mentions is both the mark of an accomplished practitioner AND reduces neck strain which is actually a thing with enthusiastic fellationeers, much like tennis elbow.
My jaw locks up after a round of rousing cunny. It doesn’t help that I’ve already got an aforementioned fucked-up jaw. And there’s no way to throw your upper body into it.
People who prefer to suck dick have got it easy.
While not diminishing your concerns, which I have also experienced; get back to me when you have deep-throated eight inches for an extended period.
Do you practice for that?
Seems like a marketable skill.
It’s listed as “Exceptional ability to suppress gag reflex” on his resume.
It honestly could not be an issue for her.
I’ve ejaculated maybe half a dozen times in my life from a blow job. No clue why., it certainly wasn’t from a lack of interest or attraction to the person performing them
Did she take her dentures out first?
Some guys just can’t get off on oral and that’s frustrating for everyone.
It still feels awfully nice though!
Shouldn’t have said “frustrating.” I don’t shame or internalize. I just enjoy the experience as long as it lasts.
Huh, oddly I do not have a problem when being blown by high school girls. Well, other than the legal problem.
Aren’t they a little old for you?
He enjoys raiding the gifted and talented program for the kids who skipped 4 grades. They’re still young enough, but with the bonus of having been through sex ed.
Ugly chicks need love too.
How the world should work…
https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/05/brewery-offers-free-beer-for-info-on-stolen-van-42-minutes-later-it-was-located.html
Nice:)
The first comment was hilarious.
That’s awesome. Not sure if it’s still a law but here in Kansas, bars, and Brewers can’t give out free beer. They have to buy the beer for people. In college we found out one of the distributor reps hung out at our favorite bar on Tuesdays we got to know him well and he essentially paid for all our Tuesday night drinks.
I came across some beautiful scallops at Costco. Just couldn’t help myself.
I’m thinking pan seared in just butter and salt, but I’m open to suggestions.
garlic…..always garlic
Having just restocked on Hatch red chili powder, I would suggest just the lightest dusting of medium-hot New Mex chili powder (in the unlikely event you have any).
I do, but it sounds risky. Not sure if it will pair well.
SUP TRES!
VOODOO RANGERS IN THE AIR!!!
/Imperial, 9% abv yummy
How about a nice white sauce?
NSFW
http://cookingwithcum.com/
I was thinking of adding a tablespoon of dry white wine.
But I’m suddenly not hungry.
Coquilles Saint-Jacques
Wait… are you telling me that scallops come in shells?
I once did Coquilles St. Jacques for 28 people for a New Year’s Eve party. Never again.
Taijin
escalopes avec gaufres
Aus Vide?
Oui! Oui!
A little splash of lemon juice just as they’re finishing. Maybe a touch of finely chopped lemon peel after plating.
That’s kind of what I was thinking. Maybe chives too.
U12, 10.99/lb at Costco right now.
The kids are having hot dogs.
Not a beurre blanc?
I treat good scallops very simply.
Since I’m making a Cobb salad anyway, I’m thinking I’ll sear in bacon fat.
Definitely calls for lemon then.
Sesame oil.
You are cheating. You could say that about anything.
*puts gallon of sesame oil on list for tomorrow*
Wrap’em in bacon and seer in butter
This is how you get non seafood eaters to eat seafood. Bacon wrapped.
Bella found a stinkhole at the local park,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/SYBfRZh7mLDbsRBx6
Ugh. Full bath required?
At least she’s short-haired.
That’s a happy dog.
third time she found it, so video had to be shot, with the leash in hand,
ARF!
Heh. Love seeing happy dogs!
My stepson’s been bugging me about getting a dog. Alas, given our travel plans this year, and mine and my wife’s work schedule, it’ll have to wait until next year. I know I won’t have the time or extra funds to build a proper kennel outside (and we can’t leave dogs in the house).
My dog will do that when we’re hunting. The worst was when he got into the muck in the cattails. I had to drive home with all the windows open.
My friends took their dog over to a family member’s house for a BBQ and let her run around in their big backyard. She came back all covered in what looked like mud. Just hose the mud off the dog, right? No big deal?
Weeeeeell, it turns out that their septic tank had overflowed and made a puddle of shit in the yard, and the dog had rolled around in it.
Thats my Belly! I didnt see the shit but I m sure thats what it was…… stinky puppy
Currently snowing like a muthafucka up here at 7500 ft. It’s good for my plants.
Your plants like snow?
Are you running a Christmas tree farm?
Any moisture is good as long as it doesn’t stay really cold for several days.
But now that you mention it, I’m mostly concerned about my conifers.
I think your running one them Devil weed farms!
/ Smokes a bowl….
Htttftc
Currently raining like a mfer here. Stopped off to get a coffee and get out of the rain. A literally insane woman is ranting and raving to herself next to me. *Sigh*
Is it Alyssa Milano?
OK, that was funny
homeless in Tokyo? I had no idea…
Lurking since the diaspora. Previously posted about once a year as Jake W. on TOS. Howdy.
Welcome to Glibs!
Welcome! And fuck off, Tulpa!
Woah, woah woah!
I’m not Tulpa, I’m Tony- dammit!
*something something Bernie Sanders, something something student loans*
I’m not sure if it would be worse to admit to being Tulsa, Tony, or Palin’s Buttplug.
A no win
And welcome aboard!
Need advice. For my wife’s grooming trailer I need to vent both her fresh and grey water tanks. Is there any reason I can’t tee off and vent via the same hose or would I run into problems. The water use is for bath only, and not potable
common vent is fine in this a case, carry on,
Yusef is a plumber too,
Thanks Yusef!
any time
Because I missed Animal’s article earlier today.
https://postimg.cc/8fh9YRDW
https://postimg.cc/6TRkTXR3
I disagree. Boomer’s bangs in BSG were super hot.