Happy Friday everybody. I hope everyone else is approaching drink, er, lets say two since this is a family site. But maybe I’ve had two brace.

Holy shit, Florida Man! You missed your chance to legally shoot a gator. Also, fuck that. Fuck ALLLL of that. Gator invasion at 3am? No thanks

You know, maybe some things aren’t for tourists.

So, I’m not saying this was an illegal shooting, but when a drunk dude on foot is yelling at you, and you have a motorcycle, maybe you just keep riding next time. On the other hand, Florida Man got what he had coming to him for bringing a knife to a gunfight.

What about Robert Pattinson screams “Batman”? I mean, he’ll probably be better than Clooney or Kilmer.

I heard this guy passed. Please don’t talk about him.