It’s Saturday, and this Jew is going to wander in the desert, one hopes for less than 40 years. After all, I have lunch waiting.

Birthdays today include Swiss Servator (who deserves a Wikipedia entry), the guy who gave Heinlein his start; the guy who gave molecules an interesting twist; the guy who created the most brilliant character on Seinfeld; a murderous piece of shit who may have almost single-handedly turned public opinion against the war in Vietnam; the slickest-fielding shortstop I ever saw;  and the guy who ended up with Clarence White’s guitar and redefined flat-picking. Oh, and the brains of the Democratic Party.

That said, let’s get to the news.

 

Much face-saving, but at least we don’t get hit with yet another tax increase.

 

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but… it’s aliens.

 

Slate can go fuck themselves.

 

Vox can go fuck themselves.

 

The police and prosecutors can go fuck themselves. I vote for more woodchippers.

 

Related, but different. In this case, the phone owner has the option to drop the case.

 

Indiana guns, no doubt. Because CA has common-sense gun control.

 

What would a cynical person make of this? I, of course, am not cynical…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

In an irony of ironies, an Ars Technica wokester has apparently been taking my handle too seriously.

 

A bit of chlorine in the gene pool. Hey kids, if you can’t handle drugs, don’t take drugs.

 

Being as it’s Tony Rice’s birthday, here’s one of his songs, with his astonishing flat-picking leading the way. And listen to what he does for comping when the other guys are soloing. This might be one of my all-time favorite albums…