I have a doctor’s appointment today. Have to go in so they can tell my cholesterol is back below the “you’re going to die eventually” line. Wait…

Poor impulse control? In a jail cell? Say it ain’t so!

Joe, I think Trump is, in fact, a natural born citizen over 35 years old selected by the Electoral College, so its a bit of a lie to say he “fails the basic standard to be president”. Something about as ye sow, so shall ye reap, you coarse, lying moron.

Eyerolling-ly bad story one

Not exactly alternative medicine.

Now, I just hope that my doctor wasn’t reading that crazy-chick story when she asks me to turn my head and cough.