First thing first: About the socks. I bought a couple pairs of these in response to Michael Malice’s book and his delightful podcast (Promo Code: Welcome30). They are indeed nice. I am not going to say these socks will change your life when you buy them. If a pair of socks changes your life, chances are pretty good you are homeless or your life otherwise sucks. So grab a pair of these socks, and if they change your life, please consider reevaluating the choices you made to get to this point.
This is my review of Anchorage Brewing Co Easy Evil Black Raspberry Saison
As a quick primer on the author: his Wikipedia page can be found at this link. For those refusing I enact their labor, Malice is an anarchist is the purest sense. He is best known for his appearances on Kennedy or his previous book, Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Biography of Kim Jung Il. He is has a fairly well-known presence on Twitter; essentially as a troll with a large following. Ever wonder where the reply of “Your*” in response to the proper use of the word, “you’re” (or vice versa) came from? That started with him, and is meant to generate an indignant response from the person who made the mistake of making a statement using the second person, is incapable of arguing the merits of the idea, and instead focuses on grammar. That is what trolling is after all, an attempt to manipulate the emotional response of a half-wit to the troll’s delight. His latest book The New Right: A Journey to the Fringe of American Politics, is available here on Amazon. It is a treatise if sorts, on how culture is derived from the fringe of society and how that fringe is made up of various factions on “the right”.
He has certain definitions and views that should first be identified before this book is further discussed.
Conservatism vs. Progressivism: There is no functional difference between the two, aside from acceptance of the pace and direction culture moves. He consistently defines a conservative as, “a progressive driving the speed limit”.
The New Right:
A loosely connected group of individuals united by their opposition to progressivism, which they perceive to be a thinly veiled fundamentalist religion dedicated to egalitarian principles and intent on totalitarian world domination via globalist hegemony.
The Cathedral: An oversimplified definition may be the “Evangelical Left”; universities, the media, and expansive government. He cites Mencius Moldbug for the concept but a more convenient quote (for me) is from Jim Goad:
[…]cultural progressivism, egalitarianism, social justice, or whatever the fuck you’re calling it these days–is simply Christianity with God removed. Your “God”–your untouchable premise–is the naively childish and entirely unscientific notion of innate human equality.
A way to think of this book, is a comparison he makes on his interview with Michael Malice on his podcast to the classic, Dante’s Inferno. In this book, with assistance of a Roman poet/philosopher Virgil, Dante descends into Hell to witness the eternal punishment of sinners. One discovers with Dante, the further along the book, the further removed from grace the sin, the further he must descend into Hell, thus the harsher the punishment. Here the further along the reader goes, he or she descends further from “safe” and “respectable” cultural and political thought.
Safe and respectable according to whom? The Cathedral. This choice in metaphors is not made lightly.
This book otherwise takes a long look at the intersection of various subgroups that make up the right as Malice sees it. He begins where many at this site presently are: the convergence of Murray Rothbard/Pat Buchannan (Anachro-capitalist/Paleo-conservative) wings that came about in the early 1990’s. This is prescient for me, because this is several years prior to my coming of age and any explanation I was ever given to this philosophy was framed negatively. He then presents others such as Milo Yionopo… Yoiunoppo… He presents others such as infamous homosexual agent-provocateur Milo and how The Cathedral, with some success, attempted to take him down a few years ago. We see this today with Steven Crowder, though his forays with the Cathedral are far too recent, and probably too blasé to be discussed by Malice in this book. In later chapters he discusses other figures such as Mike Cernivoch, Gavin McGinnes, Anne Coulter, Jared Taylor, Pax Dickinson…and beyond. It is thorough exposé across a wide spectrum of free thinking people, united only in their opposition to progressives.
One can look at this book, and the comparison to Dante’s Inferno and view it is as a bit of a warning. To whom is this warning directed? At the risk of being declared a heretic around here…you. YES, YOU. THE READER.
An analogy he constantly uses, in spite of it being a cliché, is the red pill. This of course is a reference to the 1999 movie The Matrix and essentially means one is exposed to the existence of the lie that is Wonderland, and taking the red pill means remaining in Wonderland and following the White Rabbit where it takes you. In this case the lie is the Cathedral, and the pillars that hold it up. Once one takes the red pill, he or she becomes acquainted with the symbols and the methods the Cathedral uses to keep the population under control. The problem of course, is in The Matrix, Morpheus only gives Neo a single red pill. This is important as only one is needed. Don’t take the entire bottle. Another way perhaps to look at this is the movie They Live. Here it is not a red pill but a pair of sunglasses that allows the wearer to see people as they truly are. The problem is continually wearing the sunglasses will eventually become painful to look through.
The analogy of the sunglasses however has several limitations, hence Malice chooses the red pill. To begin, one first takes the red pill and discovers the truth: there is no functional difference between progressivism, and conservatism; only the speed at which one is traveling on the road to serfdom. The problem he finds, is once one discovers this, and immerse oneself in the literature, one begins to question everything. One sees the media is not to be trusted, then then seeks news and opinion “elsewhere” (ALTERNATIVE FACTS!!). Once others point out inconsistencies, and that the opinions one seeks “elsewhere” are also to not to be trusted, one descends further into the inferno, and finds oneself making unnecessary if/then connections, or connections that are dangerous to make. i.e. George Stephanopoulos worked for the Clinton administration and expects to be taken seriously as an objective journalist (red pill), then Nick Gillespie is a cosmopolitan cuck that simply wants to be accepted by his establishment colleagues in the media (two pills), which becomes John Podesta being a tool of a secret society of child molesters (too many red pills), then escalates into taking “race realism” seriously because (((They))) are behind it and casually using racial slurs is okay if the context allows (empty bottle). “Blood and soil” is all that remains, cowboy….
Slow down, and think about what you are doing. Yes, this has occurred here in a site comprised of people that identify themselves as libertarian. Who remembers PapayaSF?
Here is a fun example. SpongeBob Squarepants…is gay. No seriously, here is an article that makes a rather poor case why SpongeBob is a homosexual. The rationalist after taking the red pill will say, “C’mon, he’s a Sponge. Sponges reproduce asexually and its a kids show.” Too many red pills results in coming across sites like that, and thinking there is a “gay agenda” that is putting subtle messages into children’s programing in an effort to create acceptance of homosexuality, and even make children homosexuals themselves. After all, the show’s creators said this was certainly not the case but they said it through establishment media and they can’t be trusted…
…anyways, this beer pours in a manner that I can only describe as “Carbonated Merlot”. If you are the type that likes sours, or saisons, there is nothing traditional about this beer to make you think it is either, so I have no idea if you will be into it. The tartness of the black raspberries blasts its way into everything, and it immediately turned me off at first. You have to let it warm up slightly to get anything else past that. There is a hint of citrus fruitiness, as it is still a saison, that you might find after letting it sit for a bit. This is not one to chug, because you probably won’t be able to from the tartness. Sip it, and enjoy it with a book.
So the bottom line? I highly recommend this book, but tread carefully out there, Heshi socks are quite nice, and Anchorage Brewing Co Easy Evil Black Raspberry Saison rates a very respectable 3.8/5.
“So grab a pair of these socks”
Details so can do that?
How many out of five do “Heshi socks” get?
If it is the same socks, it is “HeshíWear” instead “Heshi.” “Heshí” is a transliteration of Chinese for “suitable” or “to have a good fit.” heshiwear.com
Notice the accent mark.
So, second tone then?
https://www.heshiwear.com/
I’m happy you focused on the important part of the article.
Your beer reviews usually get plenty of comments about the beer. The beers are usually specific enough that if you do not say where to find them (example: Whole Foods) that they can be ordered. Your book review figuratively smelled like it was the equivalent of ‘red meat for the ‘shippers,’ which would generate plenty of comments. You started with a review of some socks, but did not mention until after taking about the book and the beer what socks you are writing about. And then, assuming I did not come across knockoffs, it appears that the brand of socks is not “Heshi,” but “HeshíWear.”
…wait. You think my beer reviews are about beer?
You mean that the above article is not a three-fer combination beer review, book review, and socks review?
If you ever listen to Malice’s Podcast, Your Welcome, you would recognize the first paragraph as a joke. Heshí Socks (or Heshíwear since you decided too split hairs) is one of the sponsors of the podcast. The entire first paragraph…is a joke.
The socks are nice. Perhaps better than say, Gold Toe, but its not going to change your life.
I do not recall ever listening to Michael Malice’s podcast. I think I may have encountered him in 2018 on someone else’s show talking about North Korea. Is the beer component also a fake review, or do you really think it deserves a 3.8? I once cited one of your reviews to a gamer because you gave the beer a high score and the picture of the bottle.
The score is my actual opinion based on my personal preference.
Not sure how long you’ve been hanging out here, but my weekly feature is better described as the internet rabbit hole one falls into while drinking,
Don’t sell yourself short. Not everyone can be as entertaining discussing what he/she unintentionally found online (or in your case sometimes from reading The New York Times) in their “internet rabbit hole.” You also manage to work in a review of one or more ales or beers into your “beer reviews.” Exception: Apr 27, 2019 when the reviews of the beverages came almost without content that was not part of reviewing the beverages.
It would be dishonest to call it a “beer review” if no beer is reviewed, and even if it is only part of the article, you do deliver.
Sounds a little bit like a lambic. With lambics, I usually end up drinking a little bit and using the rest in a braise.
lambic or “lambic”. Considering the price of the former, that would be a waste.
Like a Lindeman’s Framboise. I can only drink so much and I’m done. Don’t underestimate a flavorful braising liquid with a nice shoulder.
So not lambic.
I think it is?
Sort of. It seriously reminded me of merlot.
I wear the three-pack wool socks from Costco and they are life changers. I may not be homeless but I’m a degenerate slob, so close enough. Can’t recommend them enough.
Ascend merino wool socks, available at Cabelas and Bass Pro, are fantastic socks.
Try them. You will dig them.
Great article, Mexi. For me, you either love liberty or you’re a slaver. Most cons I know love liberty for themselves and for people who do what they approve of. Better dressed proggies, really.
The beer sounds kind of gross, though.
That’s most “progressives” I know. They lecture me about how all these regulations are necessary to protect society, and the world would fly off its orbit without them. But they complain with the fire of a thousand suns when one of those regulations impacts their lives negatively, like Wal-Mart refusing to sell you alcohol because you have a young-looking person with you, or when the pharmacy refuses to let you return your medication that you just carried outside and brought back in.
Then there’s the issue of most of them ranting and raving about how evil it is to pursue profits when some people are still in poverty, yet they go to great lengths to make investments and career moves that maximize their wealth (and many of them would be considered already wealthy). Meanwhile, I’m the type who is content to live a quiet, slow-paced, peaceful life even if I never get super-rich, but I’m accused of giving in to malicious greed by being a libertarian.
Just tell them it’s because you hate the children. ?
“I don’t hate all the children. Just yours.”
Or, we should raise taxes on the rich, but dont cap my local tax deduction.
Socks are not really my jam. My wife swears by these socks that are supposed to improve circulation. Don’t recall what they’re called.
Compression socks?
Yeah, that sounds right.
Tulpa’s?
Heh.
Haven’t seen any Anchorage Brew Co stuff in stores here, but I’m more of a 40oz in the park kinda guy, King Street is located right next to them off of C Street and they have a wider distribution here. I’m having an Alaska kolsch at this early morning moment.
Haven’t seen any Anchorage Brew Co stuff in stores here, but I’m more of a 40oz in the park kinda guy, King Street is located right next to them off of C Street and they have a wider distribution here. I’m having an Alaska kolsch at this early morning moment.
People here have mentioned it before but it’s really Statist vs Freedom Lovers as opposed to Liberal (Prog) vs Conservative.
This.
From the standpoint of liberty vs tyranny both the right and the left are about on the same point on the spectrum. Both near the middle.
I catch a lot of shit for referencing the Nolan chart. Yeah, I get that it hasn’t aged well, but here is what it does really well. It provides a framework of liberty vs tyranny (liberty at the top, tyranny at the bottom) that happens to explain the existence of the two political parties (or, at least the two parties as they existed in the 90s).
It has the additional benefit of separating libertarians from the left/right one dimensional spectrum. Where do libertarians fit on the line of right vs left? The middle? The far right? The bottom line is (no pun intended) that they don’t fit anywhere on that line. And using a two dimensional Nolan chart, they are simply…UP.
FdA,
I think the concept of a circle works better than the Nolan chart where totalitarians are at the top of the circle with republicans and democrats on opposite side of the middle and libertarians/ancaps at the bottom of the circle is better solely because it shows how close the the far left and far right really are.
Also, I like your posts and your stuff on the other site when that Malaysian? plane went missing were very good.
thx
You mean, like this?
I’d put anarchy at the top…just because that’s where liberty should go…
But sure…that works.
The Nolan Chart was also useful back in 2016 when pointing out that the Constitution Party nominee for president of the United States scored higher than the Libertarian Party nominee for president of the United States and therefore more small-l libertarian.
Ah overly idealized and overly romanticized view of the past? Oh the irony?
In broad strokes I think you’re right. It doesn’t work as a model, and I see someone has already touched on the discrepancy between the terms for the ideologies and the behavior of people who claim to adhere to those ideologies, but it does a good job of illustrating general differences.
Right and left is essentially meaningless given that what the right/left, conservative/liberal, R/D actually believe in is constantly changing (precisely because they have no principles). BUT, even as a model, it worked pretty well for what the Rs and Ds believed at a certain point in time (90s). That being the Ds were into social liberty and the Rs were into fiscal liberty.
AND…if you use it as a model today, using the definitions of what it meant to be a Republican and a Democrat in the 90s, you can see how far BOTH the current Rs and Ds have drifted towards tyranny since the days of Clinton.
The “new” or “alt” Right is also a rejection of the moderate Buckley-style conservatism that has been co-opted for decades in a farce called the Republican Party. They run as “conservatives” then accept the Left’s moral pronouncements and loyally try to make the left’s idiot ideas into working government programs.
The Z-Man regularly rights about this phenomena (and makes fun of Reason). I certainly don’t agree with all he has to say, but he does a great job of exposing the kabuki theater that is the GOP.
Tl;dr
They run as “conservatives” then accept the Left’s moral pronouncements and loyally try to make the left’s idiot ideas into working government programs.
Came here to say this.
Conservatism on the public stage is very different from conservatism in its grassroots form. The conservative right is obsessed with saying and doing politically tenable things. However, when you talk to them in private, you start hearing things like “I wish that getting rid of SS was viable” and “what, exactly, have we accomplished in the middle east over the last 60 years?”
New right are conservatives that can do math?
I think this is more true of British conservatism than American. The Tory Party seems to have no principles at all, except perhaps that they want to be the continuation of Blair’s Labour Party, the current Labour Party having returned to its socialist roots.
Someone should write a book about this alt right thing
Speaking of red pills, Candace Owens is accumulating a fan base.
Is the Blexit real though?
As an organized thing, I’d say no from my very limited sample size. But I think there’s a non-small portion of the black middle/working class looking around saying ‘f this shit. Quit patronizing me and making me pay for the shit choices others are making.’
About as real as whexit.
I mostly work with Alaska Natives and there’s a massive gap political gap between those who have jobs not 100% reliant on the government and those who get mad when their tribal housing sucks but can’t be bothered to maintain it.
You must’ve had a really long day today. (Can’t comment coherently cuz I’m drunk).
It was solstice yesterday so it never got dark, so I guess there’s nothing wrong with having a few cold pops this morning.
Also, do you see a lot weebs looking for their 3-d waifus?
“Weeb” is not a word I’m familiar with without “”Ewebank” attached.
weaboos
Dollar shave club is a rip off. I’ll do that for free.
I’m a huge fan of the old school safety razor. They are indestructible (I’m using my dads 1960’s one) and the blades are super cheap. I’ve only knicked myself a couple times in seven or eight years with one. Shark and Feather blades have been the best in my experience.
Hell yea. I got the Viking brand safety razor recently (the black and gold one – looks like a work of art). It’s a straight razor shave with modern cartridge razor ease.
The Viking looks sharp as hell. There are just some things that cannot be improved upon.
My ex got me a Harry’s or DSC club sub. The razors were worse than Gillete or Schick and mailed me a bunch of shit I wasn’t going to use. Cancelled after two months and tossed them shortly thereafter.
If you get a safety razor this should set you up for the next several years of shaving.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/100-Feather-Shaving-Razor-Blades-Stainless-Double-Edge-Original-Made-in-Japan/323649688955?epid=678632352&hash=item4b5b06557b:g:mHIAAOSwviBcOkVa
That’s a good deal.
I really like those blades and the whole safety razor thing. A good safety razor will last your and your future son’s lifetimes.
I think the whole having a wife and kids ship has long since sailed, but I could give it to a nephew.
Heh, ya never know. I had my first at 36. After 3 boys, I hope I have had my last 😉
Also, if you get one (safety razor, not kid) the butterfly open is a better design in my opinion.
Eh… we’ll see. I’m content living alone and doing my own thing.
Also, no more horse girls. Goddamn,
Married at 44, kid at 46.
I am trying to time retirement with her HS graduation.
I have a three piece that I really like, but to each his own.
The Feather blades, proraso cream and aftershave are the ticket for me.
The nice thing about the three pieces is that the head is shorter which makes it easier to get into tight corners like under the nose.
I shave with a butterfly open one because it’s a little bit heavier and I can open it to air out the blade without having pieces laying around.
I have yet to find a razor that doesn’t give me bad razor burn or bumps on my neck. I’ve tried every trick in the books and nothing helps. Switched to electric and it’s helped but still get occasional bumps, and shaving takes a lot longer. I’ve decided to do laser hair removal on my neck.
I was wondering what happened to PapayaSF. Was there some specific incident here or at the old space?
I lurked some reddit subs and he’d post there now and then, but most of the subs were banned so i don’t know what happened to him.
He left in protest when they started letting Mexicans vote.
Raspberry flavored beer?
How too, too utterly.
Raspberry flavored beer?
Fuck Yeah!
I made a really nice golden sour ale finished with red raspberries. Very tart with just a bit of sweetness. It is awesome.
Thanks for the article MS. I’ve heard of Malice plenty but never bothered to check him out. I never watch any tv or cable news programs so that is part of the reason. His book sounds like it’s worth a gander.
I found it informative, and entertaining.
IMO, “conservative” in the sense of the movement that was politically significant in the United States since the 1968 election cycle stopped being politically significant in the United States, at the latest, on June 16, 2015. IMO, “conservative” is now a boogieman for the American Left except for David Brooks (“conservative” according to The New York Times and the PBS NewsHour), “neoconservative” Bill Kristol, and maybe other exceptions I am not thinking of right now who are inside the Beltway and somehow made a shtick of calling themselves “conservative” or a variation thereof while still being accepted.
MS, I can swing by the brewery and grab you a t-shirt or hoodie if you want.
Are you in Alaska (serious question)?
Yup, live in Anchorage.
Anchorage…
I knew a guy from Anchorage. You’re not Pinky are you?
No sir. Been called a lot of things, but never Pinky.
Worth a shot. Just a guy I deployed with that fell off the face of the Earth.
I appreciate the offer with the gear, but I never really wear hoodies as it is never really cold in Phoenix.
Fair enough.
Lots of people up here just want to be left alone.
The Northernmost Glib! I’m #2! I’m #2! I think BEAM is third if he’s arrived in Edmonton.
There was a guy who used to post here from Anchorage. Ivan Pike or something. Hell, he might have been in Fairbanks. Which would explain A LOT.
Are you in Northern BC?
Yep, about 54 or so North. More central than truly northern but we get the “bumpkin treatment” just the same from our betters down on the Coast.
Never made to that part of BC. Only been on 97 back and forth from Dawson Creek and Liard country.
I did drive from Grande Praire to Whitehorse in a day while driving solo. Long ass day.
Lived in Dawson Creek when I was a little kid. Pretty idyllic but the winters were harsh.
I bought a sixer of Pilsner in the last liquor store in AB because I didn’t remember it being sold in BC or YK. I still have 3 left in my fridge for when a buddy comes up who is a huge Fubar fan.
Also, the Peace River country is gorgeous but yeah it gets cold as hell. But that’s most of northern AB, BC and places north.
I have indeed arrived in Edmonton. It also warms the cockles of my heart that someone actually paid attention to my moving saga.
Loving the new place, BTW. Just gotta finish unpacking. Great googly-moogly.
“Great googly moogly?” Do you expect Nanook of the Edmonton Eskimos to “rubs it” in the Frank Zappa sense? If so, with Punter or someone else?
Regarding the Goad quote about the “Evangelical Left”; one of the books on my list that everybody should ready is “Christianity and Liberalism” by J. Gresham Machen. I’ll grant that part of the reason is that we’re Orthodox Pres.
But the other part is that in this work from nearly a century ago, he identifies theological Liberalism as an entirely new and different religion from Christianity. Modern Progressivism is the evolved, secularized current version. It’s now replaced God – worshipping the creation (man and the earth) instead of the Creator.
And it’s no coincidence (well, nothing is…) that Progressive politics and the Progressive amendments wrecked the Constitution in the same time and with the same animus as the theological Progressives turning from Christianity.
Well, the Paperback version of Beyond the Edge of the Map is out. I wish they’d let me set the release date for paperbacks to coordinate with the eBooks.
Purchased. Still haven’t come across the other one I bought.
What do you mean?
At our meetup I mentioned that I couldn’t find find my copy of SHADOWREALM. I would have brought it with me to get your autograph. After I typed my previous comment I took another look at the bookshelf in my bedroom. Yep, it’s was right there.
Oh, okay, that makes sense. I thought amazon had messed up and you ended up buying two copies of this book.
And yes, I would have autographed the book had you brought it.
we need to get Fluffy back so I can get my copy of Jericho signed.
Now, there is a name that I have not heard for a long while.
I am so disappointed that you didn’t sign his tits. If I had know about your liberal autograph policy, I would have paid to have you sign one of Tundra’s body parts.
I just pre-ordered the Kindle version. Also picked up Shadowboy to read, too. I’m genuinely excited to read them because I haven’t read a fiction book in 6 months or so.
I hope you like them.
Congrats! Looking forward to the 30th!
Do you get paid the same for each sale? Or does one format benefit you more?
Mike Cernovich basically claim that in The New Right, Michael Malice totally misrepresented Cernovich’s movie Silenced. https://www.cernovich.com/book-review-the-new-right-a-journey-to-the-fringe-of-american-politics-by-michael-malice/
I bought the book and read about 6 pages in before realizing I need to finish the last book I’m reading so my dad can borrow it. I’m kinda new to listening to/reading Malice, so thanks for the bio in the article. He seems to be unusually perceptive and opposed to lazy thinking (and the book doesn’t disappoint so far), and is interesting for that reason, but he is not anywhere near as funny as he thinks he is. Interviews with comedians are half funny, half awkward.
Rufus, what’s your take on Bill 21? I read the ESMB isn’t going to enforce the law. Not that the ESMB isn’t a joke.
sorry, EMSB.
I’m not from Quebec like Rufus but I have spent time there when I was a kid and follow their politics haphazardly so here goes. I think it’s remarkably short-sighted and reactionary. It’s like the Provincial Government is trying to “Out-French” the French. Stupid ideas come from every section of the political spectrum it seems.
I lived there when Landry and Charest were premiers. The whole ‘lets bring in francophones’ policy never made any sense because it’s like Abdul from Morocco or Pierre from Senegal give a damn about the mouvement souverainiste. And now, as a result, you have people who may speak French but they have hijabs and will never be pure laine.
Yeah, those late arrivals will never be enamored of “Les Plouffes”. I was there in 1979 on an exchange program and never got to practice my French (Montreal) but my hosts had relatives out in the sticks that pretended to know not a lick of English. It was like two different countries.
Yeah, my roommate was pure laine from some small town between MTL and Quebec and holy shit, nobody over 40 spoke any English. They weren’t pretending, either. Although I suspect the women I hit on at the bar in his town knew more English than they let on, so I had to go down in flames in very bad quebecois french.
No shame in that, 61!
My buddy from school in the same program drew the short straw and was paired with a kid from Lac St. Jean. The locals were pretty standoffish but he came back fluent. I picked up some through osmosis and still couldn’t speak the language but I could read it and understand it when spoken. Pretty good trade-off for getting to have the run of the city and being able to buy beer at 14.
Good lord. Sorry, I mean “Good grief”.
Yeah, that has “France” written all over it. What the
hellheck is wrong with people?I think you meant to say “Sacre Bleu!” or “Tabernac!”
Osti!
They’re Francophones?
Mais oui.
Quebec politics since 1960 has been a constant bemoaning that British colonialism prevented them from turning out like France.
As I mentioned above I was there during the first Seperatist crisis. In the city people were pretty obliging to an Anglo kid but out in the country I was treated to many a side-eye. The Matriarch of my host’s family acted like she wanted to throw the sign of the horns at me when first we met. I was also shocked by the casual racism of the suburban kids that I met. We were playing a game of Risk and I got stuck in Africa and kept trying to defend it. One of the guys turns to me and pipes up in heavily accented Anglaise “What? You like Neegers?” much to the amusement of his pals.
Being French-Canadian gives you certain privileges especially for a Liberal Voting block. During WWII plenty of French-Canadians opposed the draft, the war and even embraced the Nazis to piss off les anglophones like Turdeau Sr. These facts are conveniently glossed over. I’ve mentioned what happened to Camilien Houde before and it not surprising how that is rarely brought up.
I meant that Turdeau Sr. was one those who liked to piss off those Anglophones.
i mistranslated the name of a Quebecois WW1 army group that was known as the beavers or otters or whatever ‘Furry Paws’ into ‘Hairy Palms’ for a class. Didn’t go over very well but got some poorly suppressed laughs.
… that’s a bad thing?
The Quebecquois were all about the “Victim-hood Hierarchy” centuries before such a term existed. It’s in their blood.
Colonialism leading to victimhood? You don’t say….
OT: made some delicious jambalaya today. My first time trying to make it. I’m sure it’ll get better as I practice, but today’s version was a damn good starting point.
Also, why is it so hard to find uncooked frozen shrimp? The pre-cooked ones are impossible to cook with. Thankfully we found some uncooked ones for this recipe. I could obviously buy raw shrimp, but that would require going to a different store.
Because shrimp tend to be frozen at sea.
I meant to end with “?” not “.”
Every grocery store I’ve been in has a number of choices when it comes frozen, raw shrimp. I think you might be looking in the wrong place.
Yeah. I didn’t know you could buy pre-cooked frozen shrimp. Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?
It’s quite possible that Aldi and Lidl are the exception to the rule. We did eventually find frozen raw shrimp at Lidl, but there were ten bags of frozen cooked shrimp to every bag of frozen raw shrimp. Besides cocktail rings, what do people use the pre-cooked shrimp for? I’ve never had luck using them in a recipe.
They go in last into quick cooking pasta sauces.
I’ve never seen anyone serve a cocktail ring, but I know people who eat cooked shrimp as-is (sauceless)
That’s what I figured, but shrimp cooks so fast that it seems pointless to precook. You save maybe minute and a half of cooking time and substantially increase the risk of rubbery texture.
“Why is it so hard to find uncooked frozen shrimp?”
Because you don’t live in Florida, most likely. You can buy edible uncooked seafood at many gas stations where I live (West Palm Beach).
Jambalaya and Gumbo are better on day two once all the flavors marry.
+1 lasagna
If you’re making a documentary where you’re interviewing a foreign language speaker and dubbing over them with the translation do you:
A: mute the original audio while playing the translation.
B: reduce the volume of the original audio to make it clear a translation is being done rather than underhanded acts.
C: play both audios at full volume so no one can understand a word being said.
c.
Why, C, of course.
Run the translation as a scroll on the bottom.
This. I really dislike dubbing, especially if the original is a language I’m learning or I just want to hear what it sounds like.
There is no single answer. The best solution is to start with no dubbing. Than as the interview progresses, increase the amount of dubbing level at defined intervals.
I thought everyone knew about this process.
Dub step for the win!
The mash is about done. Time to make some beer.
Man makes wort. Yeast makes beer.
This is better than I expected.
https://untappd.com/b/fort-george-brewery-crysknife/2545439
So once you open the bottle you have to finish it, right?
On tap. And yes, I finished the pint.
Whelp, it’s a slow day for Glibbing so I think I’ll go outside and build stuff seeing as I’m still on the company dime for the next three hours. Catch ya later, Friends.
Adios!
Great review MS. I’ll add my two cents that the New Right is a great book that you should consider picking up.
Gracias
So….back from summer annual training. Our unit is fully certified and deployable – the on-call unit for the next year plus.
Anyhoo, read a few threads on my phone the last few days but missed most stuff other than skimming the key articles, etc. Regarding the cartoonist discussion yesterday (or Thursday?) – very disappointed not to see any reference to Milt Caniff. Not only did he have a lot of good punchline gags in a lot of the strips (Terry and the Pirates – now that’s a ‘problematic’ strip – a bit more than Steve Canyon, but still a great artist – especially for 40+ years consistently.
Even moreso when you take into account him doing both Terry AND “Male Call” on a daily basis for multiple years. The man knew his gals. Very classy dames. The most classy!
Dayton, Ohio, was happy to consider Caniff a “local boy” – I believe he made not-really-veiled reference to his high school, Stivers, as “St. Ivers” and to Miami U (which he apparently didn’t attend) as “Maumee U.” I remember Steve Canyon from when I was a kid, though I didn’t tend to follow the serials. Still, even then I knew SC beat the hell out of Mary Worth or Judge Parker. Also, I think my dad may have had a copy of a Male Call book.
Hell of a draughtsman, I will grant Caniff that. But in the “great draughtsman” class in that genre, you also have to put Will Eisner.
I’m “familiar” with Eisner, but I have yet to actually pick up a book – will probably aim for the treasuries – did he actually do newspaper strips though or just book versions?
His stuff falls between- they were done as inserts into the Sunday comics, to help newspapers compete with comic books.
Ok, finally got my furniture on my AR pistol. Not sure about this Viking sling. Might have to throw that on my 20″ Colt AR2 and get something else for the Ruger. Time to shower and head to a pub now though.
Im going to a single-A minor league baseball game tonight. I expect it to be like Sandlot. If they have actual bases and uniforms, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
What part of the country and/or league? Dayton’s Midwest League single-A stadium has most if not all the comforts of a big league park – and uniforms just like the big kids. I think Dayton’s field may have been a trendsetter when the team came to town twenty years ago – a lot of the other teams in our league have followed suit. We’ve been to the newer park in Fort Wayne, IN, and it’s at least as nice as Dayton’s – maybe even nicer in some respects. I hope you’re pleasantly surprised.
Potomac Nationals here in NoVa. I’m being snarky about it, but we’ll have a ton of fun. I’ve done MLB, AAA, and AA before, but never either of the single-A levels.
The stadium looks to be similar in size and amenities to our college stadium at Purdue.
The true test is what antics they feature between innings for your entertainment. Toddler races FTW!
The local A Short Season uses the college park. But they still serve beer, or did until they switched to PBR.
Single A is fun. I like going to watch the Mudcats and eat reddogs when I get to Raleigh.
We’re watching the Mudcats tonight against the Nats.
I’ve been to see these guys at A level, and the uniforms, field, and stadium were all done right.
SP and I have also been to independent team games (Schaumberg Boomers playing the Joliot Slammers), which were absolutely delightful.
Yup! Quad Cities is in the Western division of our league, so I’m sure they’ve beaten our beloved-but-hapless Dragons many times.
Minor League ball is really the best to watch. And unlike MLB, we don’t have to go through TSA-like screening.
When we lived in Texas, we had Dell Diamond nearby, and many a long summer evening was spent on the third base side, frozen margaritas in hand, enjoying seeing the Express get clobbered. The manager was the delightfully named Marc Bombard.
Had a cool experience Thursday night. The president of the team greets patrons on their way out after the game, and Mr. GT usually insists on stopping to chat him up. On our way in Thursday evening, we’d seen official team folks handing out Dragons gym bags, but found out they were only for those with half- or full-season tickets. (We have quarter-season tickets – 17 games.) After the game, Mr. GT showed Team President that the Dragons tote we’d received as a season-ticket-holder gift years ago (and that we use to bring in the frequently-necessary umbrellas and towels) was plumb worn out – the handles were on the verge of breaking. Team Pres said, “Wait right here,” walked into the Customer Service Booth, and brought us three vouchers for the gym bags.
I’ll leave this here.
In my experience (Midwest league), single A games are generally professionally done, just on a smaller scale. An the between innings entertainment is usually a blast.
And you can get great seats for a reasonable price. — often right behind home plate, sometimes next to one of the players or scouts with a radar gun recording the results of each pitch.
Started on my BIF yesterday. I was thinking the pineapple wheat was dubious, but they didn’t overdo the pineapple at all. Wonderful porch beer.
Ah, you got it.
Excellent.
Yes, got it awhile back, but I’ve been on a trip for the past few weeks so only now getting to dig in to it.
Malice is a smart guy with interesting things to say but he’s also a prissy social media gadfly who seems to think things that are said in the Twitter spat of the day really matter. I can take him in small doses only but the book sounds like it’s pretty interesting.
It does sounds interesting. The description above reminds me of the episode of Voyager where Seven blows a logic circuit or something and starts chasing down ever-crazier conspiracies.
Wish-listed.
“The Vouager Conspiracy,” part of season 6 of 7 (not 7 of 9). The only episode of Star Trek: Voyager to have “Voyager” in the episode title.
Pimms cups on Time’s deck.
SP. I’m still here! I visit every day. Just never comment. Please don’t un- person me. (Tulpa fucking off)
Starting with Jackie O’s Rickie Golden Ale. Nice summer beer. Bells Oberon next. Italian sausage hoagie with peppers, onions, and provolone. Tasty.
A pair of bone in ribeyes for dinner. These will be on the grill soon.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/zrWpo1U5QaK-NlhxFWZA_w.KLXQ19Hlh_6i_pIW1Vq19s
Excellent. Im prepping some shrimp to throw on the smoker.
Marinated in a roasted chipotle mixture swimming in a butter bath.
Also throwing on some sausages to chop up and serve as tacos.
Sitting in the van, waiting for our room, but,
HELLO SAN DIMAS!!!!
No Bill or Ted sightings yet
One of my old stomping grounds…
Raging Waters?
All the time but the real fun was the creek/wash just outside of it where you can cliff jump
I did that! And no not Raging waters, the cliffs on the other side
Cops would always show up. It was fun though.
I onve scored $100 in the lazy river at raging waters though.
I went to a corporate picnic, keggers! And Raging waters!
Also played a lot of roller hockey at the Gretzky Indoor Hockey rink by Brackett Field.
Actually, stole the key to San Dimas that was there lol
There’s a place nearby. Torrance.
Was fun until the (roller) hockey dads took over.
Is your trip closer to being an excellent adventure or a bogus journey?
Bogus adventure
Too bad about the “bogus” part. Maybe your “adventure” will be more bodacious tomorrow. “and… well… San Dimas high school football rules!”
https://www.theledger.com/news/20190620/lpd-woman-arrested-for-turning-in-husbands-firearms-to-lakeland-police
Maybe we should be building a wall along the Florida border.
Can’t believe people are pissed because Trump didn’t bomb iran.
Was discussing that very thing elsewhere.
Murkinz aren’t real good at putting the shoe on the other foot.
Can you imagine what those same folks would be saying if the Iranian navy was running ops 20 NM off our coast because the Iranians decided that the US shouldn’t have nuclear weapons?
But they’s teh totes EVIL Franky!
Yep. “They” always are. Gives justification for initiating aggression against them.
The commercial fisherman I work with would light up any Somali or Iranian patrol boat that was near their fishing grounds.
Oh and Dickies socks are awesome,
I miss wearing flip-flops 300 days a year when in lived down south.
This is why I have basically embraced happy nihilism. The red pill itself is a lie. There is objective Truth (I believe), but no human can ever grasp it and even if we could, The Cathedral (or whoever the fuck ever) would exploit it somehow to enslave the masses. In a practical sense, I will vote for politicians most likely to delay The Apocalypse until I’m dead. In a more abstract sense I will embrace NAP and treat those around me with respect; live and let live. In a metaphysical sense, I will admit the general pointlessness of the whole exercise and just try to enjoy myself as much as possible until something grinds it to a halt, whether that be some slaver in DC or the Big Sleep.
Until then njoi the titties.
http://archive.li/hvrQ9
Whew, that’s so heavy I need some early NSFW.
https://archive.li/6HvcM/fb51b58470a6445c5aea31bd1598adcabdb25305.jpg
NSFW.