How’s everyone today? I’m going to prison again tomorrow. Once again just visiting. It turns out that my outlaw father-in-law has cancer, so we’re going to see him again. Thanks to MS for covering for me on short notice yesterday afternoon. Things you shouldn’t say to your wife within two hours of her finding out her dad has cancer: “Well, at least we’re not in China, so they won’t harvest his organs until after they treat him”.
Accusing anyone of being the “mastermind” of the David Ortiz shooting is generous, but they arrested someone.
You think its okay to row a boot after you’ve been drinkin’, eh?
Despite all the fun Arby’s seems to be having, and how much I like the beef’n’cheddar, every time I go in there, I feel like I’m going back to the 80s and stay away for a while.
This guy says he’s had countless offers of marriage due to his fashion sense, unfortunately, they’re all 90 year olds.
This came across in the gym, and I was like, yeah,I like both of these bands.
This guy says he’s had countless offers of marriage due to his fashion sense, unfortunately, they’re all 90 year olds.-
That dude is drowning in poon…or is gay.
Nttawwt.
My immediate thought was the latter. * Shitlord status confirmed *
I think all Florida men are default shitlords.
He is actually quite endearing in the video.
I’m not mocking, I think he looks good. I just think straight male fashion designers are probably as common as straight male nurses.
I know some of the latter, I think they just couldn’t get into Med school.
I didn’t WANT too! OKAY?!??
Hey! Being a male nurse is great. Surrounded by several cute and hot, intelligent women for 12 hours a day.
Oops thats what i get for not finishing the thread before commenting
My wife says when she worked the floor in the old days they were popular for moving big patients.
*Rubs left shoulder*
Yup
I’ll re-add the Hugo Jacomet links from the last article:
https://www.instagram.com/parisian_gentleman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vOGu_XtctY
Probably a lot less common, actually. I know more than a few straight male nurses, I’d even say the majority of the male nurses i’ve met are straight.
My best friend is actually a CNA, and he’s definitely not gay (NTTAWWT). If I didn’t know about how shitty (literally) his job duties are, i might be jealous. He works with like several dozen 20-something year old thots
He works with like several dozen 20-something year old thots
Scrubs are interesting clothes. If you are the least bit dumpy, man do they show it. If you aren’t, they are right up there with yoga pants for being . . . mesmerizing, although in a different way. I speak as something of an expert, having taken advantage of many, many opportunities to observe women wearing scrubs in the wild. For science, of course.
SCIENCE!
I couldn’t agree more. Although I think I may need to do some more research, just to confirm your hypothesis.
if /r/gonewild is representative, apparently a certain type of woman is attracted to the scrubs-wearing professions
We were putting together a social media thing for the nurses working the night shift to keep them better connected to the rest of the org. I came this close to getting them to name it “[Hospital] After Dark”. I didn’t even run “Night Nurse” up the flagpole, didn’t want to give the game away.
They finally named it something so boring I’ve forgotten.
“Head Nurses”?
I know several male nurses, None are gay, as far as I know. Some are married with kids, so unless they are going the real old school beard route, I doubt seriously they are gay.
Some women prefer a Ken Doll to a real man.
Because the penis is evil?
HAIL ZARDOZ!!!
See, that’s kind of eccentricity I really enjoy. Harmless and entertaining.
He knows how to pull the outfit off, so good luck to his poonhoundery.
On the other hand, that czapka is both cultural appropriation and stolen valor.
High-maintenance. Run away.
re: wedding proposals from women: ‘For me, it is a bit of wrong tree wrong forest situation.’ – I’m reading that as he is, in fact, gay. But my “English” to English dictionary is incomplete.
I read it the same, but I was assuming he’s affecting an old fashioned attitude to match his attire rather than using English slang. Then again, most of my English slang comes from rather low-brow sources, so I could be off.
He makes all his own as well. Pretty talented tailor. Good on him for finding a job that he loves and making it work.
IN these parts, in the fall, Arby’s will usually do a venison sammich.
And while Im at it….
HIT THAT ISH!
Where are you from, Tres? I’d love to try a venison sammich.
Im in SW Ohio. Seems Michigan gets the majority of them tho.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/michelinemaynard/2017/10/21/tracking-down-and-tasting-the-elusive-arbys-venison-sandwich/#4e1dfea621b0
and I was like, yeah,I like both of these bands.
Not this?
Or maybe this?
You think its okay to row a boot after you’ve been drinkin’, eh?-
Rewriting laws to screw one guy? Stay classy Canada.
No shit. I mean he only killed one kid.
That should be the crime, not inventing new ones.
Oh I fully agree.
Stay classy?
Compliments of Its Always Sunny….
Dandy
You think its okay to row a boot after you’ve been drinkin’, eh?
Canoes are traditionally paddled, not rowed. Rowers sit with their backs toward the direction of travel and pull on a pair of oars to push the boat forward. Paddlers sit facing the direction of travel and use a one-bladed (canoe) or two-bladed paddle (kayak) to pull the boat forward.
*rubs eyes*
You aren’t Ted.
Yes, but everyone aspires to be Ted.
Not according to Jasper.
Jasper’s a dumbass. Tonio’s correct.
And the man in the canoe is…
“Arby’s has promised to never, under any circumstances, offer substitutes for real meat.”
Jim Koch once promised that Sam Adams would never make a light beer.
Sam Adam’s sucks anyway, greetings and HELLO FROM CASTLE ROCK CO!!!!
How dare, well…Sam Adam’s makes some of my favorite beers. They have also made some of the worst beers I have ever had.
See?
I can’t believe this abomination is a 3.41/5:
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/225610/
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/1903/
Also scored way too high, and it is SA’s lowest scoring beer.
gaaah. I remember that one being okay when it first came out in the 90s, but then I had some a few years back and couldn’t drink more than one sip.
“They have also made some of the worst beers I have ever had.”
Triple Bock?
Last time I had their Boston Lager it tasted like formaldehyde.
Whatever hop-blend they use tastes soapy to me.
We’ve already had this conversation I think, But Sierra Nevada tastes soapy to me.
I am not a big fan of Cascade hops myself. On the other hand, I love Centennial hops, and they were called “super Cascade” at one time.
Castle Rock? Check out Bubbles….
I don’t believe you. You’ll have to buy me some to prove me wrong . . .and buy me other beers to show me how they are superior.
Holy fuck I once spent a decade there one summer. My parents live there. I will make a post next time I visit. Maybe we can get a drink at the town’s bar
STEVE SMITH ALSO PROMISE TO NEVER DELIVER ANYTHING BUT REAL MEAT. HE NOT OFFERING, THOUGH.
https://www.ksl.com/article/46583923/salt-lake-man-to-be-charged-with-murdering-missing-utah-student-mackenzie-lueck
Am I the only one who thinks that the cops look like retards in the top photo?
WTFis the camouflage for? The militarization of the police really grinds my gears.
Jungle camouflage in a city always cracks me up. Um, not only can I see you, but you stand out assholes
This.
Then again blue Navy camouflage doesn’t make much sense, except the people wearing are actually in the military.
I would suggest a nice field gray for their uniforms. And shine those jackboots, fellas.
Pointing deadly weapons without cause at someone? A little more than retarded.
I mean other than being a murderer
Cops? I just see a bunch of guns floating in the air.
Perp’s name makes it obvious he is part of the Amish mafia that has been terrorizing the nation.
Once again just visiting.
Isn’t that true of everyone not on death row or serving life without parole?
WTF is going on in Dubai? First the prince’s daughter runs away and is kidnapped from a yacht. Now his wife has run away to Germany. Sounds like the plot of a NYT best selling thriller.
Women really, really don’t want to be around the prince?
Life there must be pretty horrible for them to flee from all that money.
I’m not having any difficulty imagining how awful it probably is.
Taken 4
*insert that moving-goalpost gif I saw in a tweet the other day*
Being able to just seamlessly switch between “immigrants” and “illegal aliens” is a handy way to make your opponents look unreasonable.
Bless her heart.
And we are the head, so shrug it off and STFU
You can’t shrug it off with nuclear shoulders!!!!
Wait, my slogans are on the fritz again.
Well they’re not citizens, so they can’t really file a tax return or pay taxes. So if the value of taxpayer funded goods or services they use is >$0, then yes, they are takers. Pretty simple math, really.
On a different note, I notice that the left has completely done away with any sort of distinction between “immigrants” and “illegal immigrants”. Apparently they are all the same now.
Well, I don’t think the Left really believes we should stop anyone at all from moving here.
Also, some (many?) illegals do pay taxes, because they have stolen identities from US citizens. We recently busted a welfare fraud ring in Southern Arizona that was run by illegals (and was very likely a cartel operation). Illegals can’t get on welfare without having US identity papers.
Well, I don’t think the Left really believes we should stop anyone at all from moving here.
Oh really? Suggest, say, unchecked arrival of 5 million Russians, Ukrainians, Poles, Hungarians and Czechs in some proportion and see what they say.
That’s a good point, I didn’t think about that. but even so, the whole reason they are paying taxes is in order to obtain more gov $ in excess of the amount of taxes paid, which would still makes them a “taker”, imo
It’s all part of the image they are trying to portray. “Immigrants” makes you think of your grandparents arriving at Ellis Island on a ship and getting a job in a factory. “Illegal immigrants” makes you think of people pouring across the border in the middle of the desert, evading border patrol.
That’s exactly it. But in reality, there is a huge difference between the two, as you noted.
Most people do see that distinction, so to get more people on their side, they have to control the narrative.
Paying taxes has next to nothing to do with being a U.S. citizen. Even foreign nationals without a green card often have social security numbers and pay all taxes in exactly the same way as U.S. citizens.
Foreign nationals on long-term non-immigrant visas (student, work, etc.) can get a SSN and are required to file taxes.
I was just using paying taxes as a proxy for “giving” versus “taking” from “society”. Perhaps not the best thought-out comment i’ve made
Okay, illegals fall into three distinct categories, but it is impossible to know how they are divided (percentages): Using stolen SSN and working a job for which payroll taxes, social security, etc are deducted – effectively paying taxes, though not filing, getting refunds, etc. Using stolen ID for the purpose of obtaining benefits – taker, parasite. Working under the table for cash, no stolen ID or benefits – helps grow the economy and takes nothing (ay passively pay some taxes, ie sales tax on truck, etc.).
Per guys like VDH, the last group add a large(?) load to hospitals (emergency rooms as primary health care) and schools. It’s non-zero, at any rate.
All the illegals I know are in group #1 – I wish they weren’t illegal, for their own sake if nothing else, but they’re a net-addition to the economy.
Thanks to EIC, almost no low-income workers are paying Federal taxes (including payroll).
Gotta file a return though. My wife was illegal for a long time – she was brought over when she was 3.
As an adult, she paid her bills and had payroll taxes deducted but never received (directly) a dime from the government. She was too scared to draw any attention to file a return or apply for benefits. Some of her brothers and sisters on the other hand…
I don’t think being illegal determines whether you are a benefit to society or a drain. It’s whether you think other people owe you, same as the rest of us.
I don’t think being illegal determines whether you are a benefit to society or a drain.
True. I expect this year there have been half a dozen illegals at my house working. I’d bet they are in the net positive category.
RC
O had to reply up here because there was no option to reply after your comment
Between a co worker and myself we keep around 20 illegals working full time 6 days a week replacing roofs.
They are some hard working Mgs who don’t even slow down in the current 100 degree temps.
However due to the immigration laws no one knows their real name or if they are legally married to the mother of their many children.
So the women get all the gov benifits they can while the husbands earn good money working their asses off.
The crew bosses get paid on a 1099 and cash the checks at a check cashing place and pay their hands in cash.
You couldn’t find an American kid to work that hard for 50 or maybe 100 dollars an hour.
(Slight exgareation on the 100 per hour)
Oh I’ve read most of your comments and I’d say it is. Maybe your best ever.
*ducks and covers*
Ouch, that stings
I’m in smart-ass mode today. Nothing personal 😉
ouch
Sick burn
The entire population of the United States is a net drain on taxes.
See: debt, national
I’m pretty sure everyone on this site pays more in then they take out.
The expectation is that illegals get an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN) and file a return. An ITIN is a unique 9 digit number that is to be used in place of a SSN and makes no inquiry into legal status. The IRS has an ITIN return processing facility run out of an old Walmart in south Austin. I have 2 customers that process returns there. Our government is absolutely complicit in the illegal immigrant boondoggle.
I feel like I’m going back to the 80s and stay away for a while
I wish they actually were. Locations seem to be grimy and the menu is too focused on non-roast beef options. Dropping the Jr. Roast Beef is just the latest straw.
And the Beef n Cheddar is disgusting.
Yeah, their roast beef sammich is one of my guilty pleasures. Bun, beef, horsey sauce.
That’s your guilty pleasure? That’s like a health food to me.
Yeah… I’m more of a make 2 egg-in-the-holes/one-eyed-jacks to employ as the sammich bread and then fill with bacon, cheese, Steak-Ums, etc.. The bite that bursts the yolk is Heavenly.
My guilty pleasure food wise is I hop. I justify eating a stack of pancakes, scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon, sausage and ham by saying it’s breakfast and I’ll burn it off
Shooting David Ortiz without consent without sufficient provocation, if that is what happened, appears to violate NAP.
“You think its okay to row a boot after you’ve been drinkin’, eh?”
I am going to pretend that this case is not in the links today. You do not want to get me started on this or SCOTUS’ Lozman v. City of Riviera Beach.
If Arby’s can make a profit selling this, then good for them.
Thank you, Brett L, for pointing out the dandy story. I think I know someone who will like to know about that.
I got a 12er of Bob Beers,all local breweries, yippee! Tomorrow Bell and I are go to the top of this,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/4o36naQszrg93pet8
Castle Rock
Long ago and far away I drove our Renault to the top. Wife was not amused.
That looks interesting.
Actually, there’s a road of sorts on the back side
Build your own beers, and Bella, dammit!
HEY YUFUS!
I was broke down in AZ when you mailed, and we solved the issue while driving, a thousand miles apart! Cheers!
Yup. Jugsy gonna be thrilled to have a/c back
Blast from the past for TC Glibs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=etATnYyN1kY
As a former TC glib… wow, that’s a young Jimmy
You think its okay to row a boot after you’ve been drinkin’, eh?
I was drunk as fuck when this picture was taken and I still managed to come in 2nd place in the annual 4 mile race and kept my canoe in the upright and floating position for its entirety.
https://imgur.com/a/pRQc2c9
There’s a good picture of me somwhere sitting a boat, in the heavy rain, on a pond, with a large cooler and a beer in my hand. It was always one of my favorite photos. I wonder what hard drive it was on .
/Stares at stack of old hard drives, thinks about consolidating into the newest one . . . .goes back to reading comments.
That pic is 5 years old, but one I’m a bit proud of.
There is a river about 30 miles north of me that flows out of the Ozark mountains and in the arkansas that has class I-III Rapids.
http://southwestpaddler.com/docs/arkansas7.html
I have spent countless hundreds of hours canoeing all 60+ miles of it.
Every year they do a race that will attract a few hundred people. The year that pic was my buddy and I came in second, our best finish in the 5 years I competed.
I won a sleeveless john deer shirt that was found the previous week at the annual river clean up.
lulz:
Ocasio-Cortez Still Brainstorming Ways To Keep Detained Children From Getting Beds, Food
She yelled at her brother to get of HERroom growing up….
Friday Funbags is brimming with patriotic babes ready to cheat on you, break your heart and take half your stuff.
https://thechive.com/2019/06/28/red-white-n-bad-ideas-for-the-weekend-72-photos/
Nothing more American than that!
god bless America! Land of the free, home of the thots
Hey, 40’s Australian!
46
and 68!
18 because she’s also holding a pie.
I know they’re pests, but I’m happy to see the rabbit with the badly broken hind leg is still around. It’s been months now.
It’s surprisingly fast with just 3 functional legs.
Easier to hunt….
I’m still waiting for the coyotes to move into the area. The rabbit population has exploded in the last few years.
They must be breeding like… something. They’re breeding a lot, is what I’m saying.
Rabbits live exclusively in the areas where hunting is prohibited. Somehow, they are completely absent from the places where it’s okay to hunt.
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season!
Meanest, killin’est cat I ever knew was named Tripod.
When i was a young’n. We had a cat that found a baby bunny nest, I went over to the nest, grabbed a baby, brought it to the flower bed next to out front door and ate it. It then went back . . . and back . . . . and back. All told about 6 times. My father tried his damndest to explain that we couldn’t do anything to stop it. If we put the cat inside, he’s just find them the next time he went out . . .It was quite a life lesson.
Watched a bobcat saunter through my front yard a couple days ago. I noticed that the rather sizable jackrabbit who had been hanging out there doesn’t seem to be around any more. Coincidence?
Damn gentrification.
Well, the neighborhood did go from “nothing but sand, rock, and cactus” to “houses”, so its a fair cop.
I have 2 coconuts. Any drink recipe ideas?
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all down.
Swiss….Where you at!?
He said to call him in the morning.
I am in absolute awe that you didn’t link the song. Do you feel alright?
Can we get a doctor? Is there something Ted can take? I said, Doctor! Is there nothing he can take?
Damn you all. I’ll have that song stuck in my head the rest of the night.
Pu t the lime in the coconut and you’ll feel better…
Piker. You linked the wrong version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wg_L0wGTyA
I think that Ted referenced this exact song.
Fun fact: first time that I heard this song I was high as a coot on mescaline.
Last time I bought a whole coconut it didn’t have that much coconut water inside, only enough for probably one drink
Throw coconuts in trash, pour rye in glass, consume. Repeat.
That’s my nightly drink. I plan on getting drunk in the pool tomorrow so I want something tropical. Last weekend was mai tais.
Real (non-frozen) daiquiris are amazingly good.
Coconut daiquiri
And it is Negroni Week! Why wasn’t I informed?
Is he around? Does anyone have his contact info?
He is the Ft Collins glib, correct (if the job offer from my Wednesday interview comes thru, I will be joining him)?
I might have his email. Let me check and see if he’s cool with me passing it on.
A good jumping off recipe. I want to use the coconut water and see how that goes.
Maybe this one
https://myheartbeets.com/spicy-pineapple-coconut-cocktail/
I posted a PSA, but was rebuffed and that it’s always Negroni week.
Obligatory.
Put the lime in the coconut
Throw coconuts away before I break out in hives or something.
I don’t know if I am technically allergic (the hives thing is a joke), but I immediately throw coconut up.
Huh. Better not risk it.
Hawt.
Coconuts are an affront to all that is good in this world.
Counter point: coconut shrimp
That only proves Lach’s point.
Fine. You people eat your cheese sammich or whatever. More delicious seafood and tropical fruits for me.
I love, love, love seafood. Salt and butter being the acceptable flavor enhancers.
No lemon?
Addendum: “and lemon juice”
Also, capers.
Now I want chicken piccata, also just notices your subtle non stroke inducing GIF, nicely done.
*blushes*
Thanks. When I saw we could do gifs, I knew I had to make him “live action”.
*googles*
Now I know what’s for dinner.
You’ve lived in NYC for 20+ years and never heard of chicken picatta? BTW, if you make it yourself, use chicken thigh fillets/boneless skinless thighs.
Why would you ruin perfectly good shrimp with coconut?
Because coconut shrimp is delicious when done properly. Awful lot of coconut haters round here.
Hey, at least we can all agree on how terrible pineapple on pizza is.
Related, the Hawaiian Blizzard at DQ is the best Blizzard; pineapple, coconut and banana. Yummy.
I spent last week in your corner of the country. I ate a lot of seafood and most of it was good. There are very few things things that I dont like to eat and coconut just happens to be one of them. Eggplant and water chestnuts are the other two.
To each their own.
Despite all the fun Arby’s seems to be having,
I’m a fan of their style, if not their sandwiches. And while I think it is funny they have created a meat-based carrot substitute, I don’t think I want to taste it if it truly “tastes like the orange vegetable”.
I assume you mean a carrot based meat substitute?
Nope. See the article (I know, I know, who reads the articles?), they created a meat-based carrot substitute as a one-off promotional joke riffing on all the vegetable-based meat substitutes. They did cheat a bit to get it to taste like carrots (infused the meat with carrot juice), so it doesn’t really count, but it still struck me as funny and I appreciated it.
Mea culpa
I have a bad sprinkler solenoid and I can’t find the box to save my life. It’s under 2’ deep, 20 year old ground cover juniper, so I’m trenching through it along the wire. This section of juniper is 20’ wide and 30’ long. And under the juniper is three inches of decorative rock.
I’ve removed about 40’ square so far. I have this sinking feeling that it will all have to come out.
Make gin.
Bypass the circuit and run new wire and devices, sometimes it’s easier than what your fucking with
Under these circumstances, that’s just as much work.
Unhook the line at the controller, put a toner on the line and see where the tone stops..
https://www.greenlee.com/us/en/wire-tracing
Tried it. Unfortunately, the one the rental place had was a piece of crap and gave me very unreliable results. In addition, the sensitivity has to be turned up pretty high because it’s detecting the line from three feet away.
Things you shouldn’t say to your wife within two hours of her finding out her dad has cancer: “Well, at least we’re not in China, so they won’t harvest his organs until after they treat him”.
“What? He’s not my dad.”
“Tomorrow: Brett tells us how comfortable the couch is for sleeping.”
One of the highlights of being on the receiving end of a very public e-mail for $DAYJOB is the spam that slips through.
I understand this better than the Romanian spam I often get.
Google Translate tells me that greeting is ‘Hello, good kids’, which is fantastic.
I don’t believe Google Translate in this case. It sounds more like someone misspelled the word den (day). I’d expect to see “Dobrý den, Dobrý den” (Good day, good day).
Dobrý den, dobrý dey, life goes ooooon
Pretty sure that dey is a typo.
Must be from a Nigerian living in Prague.
I have a hard drive from probably eight years ago that’s been sitting around since my old PC two computers ago bit it. I’m not even sure that the problem wasn’t in fact this hard drive itself. I’m thinking of popping it into my current PC. Are there any precautions I should take? Could some old malware or virus from the XP era harm my Windows 10 machine?
No, give it a shot, W defender is your friend in this case
It seems unlikely you’d be at any risk. Things have changed far too much, especially if all you’re doing is looking at data files.
Sweet. Thanks. Can’t wait to see what cringy shit I left on this thing.
I have an old hard drive in with remains of an XP install, every now and then my virus scan finds something that’s been hiding, but never does any damage…WE NOW CONTROL THIS COMPUTER PAY US $500,000 IN BIT COIN TO REGAIN ACCESS.
Be sure to wipe it with a cloth before you connect it.
Where’s Lachowsky ?
https://imgur.com/gallery/pvhO1Rm
That’s some nice cable management.
I’ll have to see if I still have the cable horrorshow photos from my buddy at EMC.
I am impressed. That took a lot of effort.
I immediately thought of you, right after I said to myself “there’s no way I would do that”
You made me think of this.
That’d make a great ceiling on my remote end-of-the-world cabin.
This is rather horrifying.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg24232360-800-shocking-evidence-shows-people-in-vegetative-states-may-be-conscious/
Obligatory.
Not this?
…no?
Abort them all, just to be safe.
Subhead:
Bucket of ice water?
Donation Not Taxation on June 28, 2019 at 7:55 am
“They looked at surveillance footage of violent situations in the UK, South Africa and the Netherlands, and found that, in 90 per cent of cases, at least one person (but typically several) intervened and tried to help. In addition, they found that the likelihood of intervention increased in accordance with the number of bystanders – which directly contradicts the bystander effect.”
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2207693-bystander-effect-famous-psychology-result-could-be-completely-wrong/
“It is now known that some people have what is called ‘covert consciousness’, in which they have awareness that comes and goes, but can’t move any of their body. … Now, results from a 10-year investigation suggest that many people could be trapped in this way. Their bodies lie still, but their minds are active.”
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg24232360-800-shocking-evidence-shows-people-in-vegetative-states-may-be-conscious/
Explains Hillary in 2016
An Atlantic author has a bold (for the publication) take on the state of gay rights: The Struggle for Gay Rights Is Over. It’s a fairly thorough and seemingly even-handed article, and it touches on the fact that certain members of the activist set don’t want to let the struggle go and the effects of that stance:
Welp, there goes his cocktail party invites.
*unpersoning in progress*
Being unpersoned by the left has to feel like having a tremendous weight lifted off your shoulders, like getting fired from a job that gave you ulcers.
?
Some young folks got confused by all the Mounds and Almond Joy commercials from their youth.
What does that mean? 49%? 20%? 1%?
Also, being impressionable and confused by constantly being told that cis-heteros are evil might be skewing the self-reporting numbers just a tish.
Everyone is a little gay so that number is high(low?).
“less than 50 percent of 13-to-20-year-olds (all part of Generation Z) identified as “exclusively heterosexual.”
identified as “exclusively heterosexual male”, the other 50% identified as female
Sounds right to me, after adding the rest of the story
Being a non-op transsexual lesbian who is nonconforming to typical stereotypes of femme gender presentation, I can understand this.
Would you say it’s gone MADD?
Never drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Boooooo. Lol that’s an old joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IlMb1UorD4
House
*slow clap*
Gay beats black now right? I’ve mentioned the issue at my job with Malcolmia X. I’m thinking of telling them I’m gay if the PC hits the fan.
I think black beats gay.
Nope. Gays are the white people of minorities now. Trans are the new gays. Jews are the new Hispanics.
Tranny trumps all, right now. They look down on gays because they’re not transitioning, and the look down on women because they’re not transitioning and don’t want to compete with dudes who are.
Translation: WHER MUH FREE SHIT?
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/democratic-debates-students-want-more-education-policy
Can you sum that nonsense up? I gave up after 3 paragraphs. Plus, no boob or butts
You take him. I’m going out for awhile.
Yet you cannot be charged for impaired operation of a bike, because the Criminal Code says land vehicles must be motorized to count.
How long until that loophole is plugged?
STEVE SMITH PLUG LOOPHOLE.
I had a friend who got a couple DWI’s and decided to quit drinking and driving.
He rode his horse to the bar and got another DWI riding it home. That’s pretty fucked up.
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Yeah, that’s fucked up. Did they measure the alcohol content of the horse’s blood? Because that’s who was in charge. I mean, for crying out loud, they throw dead bodies across horses.
Similar fucked up situations: riding a bicycle, asleep at the wheel of your car with the keys out. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a DWI case from someone walking home. DWI has become a method to royally fuck with people who generally don’t deserve it.
I know that I will mix it up with at least one Glib regular.
DWI should be a reactive crime, not a proactive crime. If intoxication causes a subsequent crime then prosecute it as such. If someone soaked to the gills manages to make it home without incident, then no crime has been committed.
No argument here. *hic*
I Austin several years back to guys were charged with DWI riding horses back from 6th Street, the charges were thrown out due to the horse being the motive force.
South Carolina is ahead of Canada. Woman about a mile from her home on the street intended for real cars found innocent of operating a vehicle without having her license with her because the Power Wheels did not have a motor. Guilty of DUI because motor of not does not matter for DUI. https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/south-carolina-woman-accused-of-dui-while-operating-toy-truck/958104620
I know that in Denver you can get a DUI for riding a bike. The states vary bigly in their DUI laws.
Fantastic
Corporations don’t have “feelings”, they have marketing.
LOL
Excellent.
“Typical daily looks for the self-styled man include a pair of knee-high riding leather riding boots, a floral waistcoast and riding jacket with long tails.”
Sounds like a lot more effort then I’m willing to put into dressing myself every morning.
But have it tailored in FR, and you can be best-dressed at the mill!
No mention of the US chicks team beating the French today? The lesbian kneel bender scored both goals in the 2-1 semi finals victory.
Yes I watched it because they had beer and pretzels at work today during the kickball game.
Beer and pretzels at work? I might actually watch soccer for that.
Apparently pretzels are a huge deal in philly. But yeah, the beer helped me get through it
https://phillypretzelfactory.com/find-a-location/
And that’s just one franchise.
USA! USA! Even better because everyone kind of expected them to lose.
Worse because we’re going to continue to be subjected to the politicized commentary.
I was kind of hoping they’d lose, just so they’d shut up.
Nothing says class like popping open a 24oz tallboy. At least I waited till five.
My fridge is empty. I still might grab a beer tonight.
Godspeed, young man. I pray that your evening is beer filled, and Hawaiian pizza free.
Couple questions for SP or anyone else who can confirm if I am correct:
1. SP is (among other skills) a web site designer.
2. She can be reached at her handle at this website DOT com.
Yes?
Is getting cat-butted one of your kinks?
OMG…just realized how stupid that first question was. My face is literally red.
What I meant was, she does it for a living, right? Like, I can hire her to create a site for me.
As much as Tulip glamorizes it, you cannot pay SP in dick pics.
Have you tried?
Wannafud?
So you’re looking at the Glibs, and wondering if SP actually put this together, or did she hire someone competent? That’s what you’re saying, isn’t it? SP couldn’t possibly have the skillz to put together an entire forum, so she’s obviously a fraud. That’s what I’m getting from your comments.
No. No. No! You assholes need to stop making me look stupid(er)
SP =/= WebDom IIRC
Suck ass
“Heather Locklear’s daughter Ava Sambora, 21, proves she has her mother’s good looks as she poses on the beach in a white bikini”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7193041/Heather-Locklears-daughter-Ava-Sambora-poses-beach-white-bikini.html
Obviously, Count’s account has been hacked.
I actually like Arby’s – currently loving the pecan chicken salad – and we’ve been enjoying the current ad campaign with what’s-his-name from Bob’s Burgers, but even now, whenever we go there we’re reminded of what we long ago decided was their corporate slogan: “We’re slow, but we’re wrong.”
It’s as if they’ve hired all the people who couldn’t cut it at McDonald’s.
So basically they’re the opposite of Chic-fil-A.
My favorite Arby’s employee story: years ago, a co-worker with digestive problems ordered a beef & cheddar, but asked the clerk to put it on a plain bun. The clerk’s eyes apparently indicated a total shutdown of neural function, and he said, “But…Beef & Cheddar comes on an onion bun…” My co-worker explained that she understood that, but the onion bun disagreed with her stomach, so could they please just put the beef and the cheddar on a plain bun? The clerk repeated, “But…Beef & Cheddar comes on an onion bun…”
I told my boss that story, and to this day, when we encounter an employee – or more frequently, a regulator – who can’t seem to deviate from Put-Tab-A-in-Slot-B, we say, “Beef & Cheddar comes on an onion bun.”
I haven’t been to Arby’s in decades.
*searches*
There are all of 2 in Manhattan and 0 in Brooklyn. I guess that’s why.
But… Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Hah! I was just thinking of this scene earlier.
Also this one.
(no-longer-H) Jon Benjamin.
Apparently they’re just going for guys with great voices – it was Ving Rhames before that (“We have the meats.”)
So that’s who that voice was! Yeah, liked those too. With the new ads, it’s fun actually getting to see Benjamin.
It’s been a hard week-and-a-half at the new Casa BEAM Edmonton, but I discovered that the nearest liquor store (a 3-minute drive away) has Grimbergen Double-Ambrée (6.5% ABV), which was impossible to find almost anywhere in the Lower Rainland™ without driving for up to 90 minutes.
I love Alberta.
It’s nice to hear someone talking about what they’re grateful for instead of complaining. Congratulations on the move.
And that’s what I appreciates about you.
Aww
*turns red*
Thanks, mang. The new digs are a mixture of awesome and late 1980s dated. Paint can fix some of that. A sledgehammer can fix a lot more. ;-)
“Marianne Williamson most searched on Google for night two of the Democratic debate”
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/450828-marianne-williamson-most-searched-on-google-for-night-two-of
I’m noticing a trend here.
“Your body is merely your space station from whence you beam your love to the universe.Don’t just relate to the station; relate to the beams.”
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/186123937724383232
“A grey sky is actually a blue sky covered up by grey clouds. A guilty person is actually an innocent soul covered up by mistaken behavior.”
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/183956555362877442
So is Harris celebrating forced busing? Isn’t it pretty well settled what a shit-show that was for blacks especially?
It wasn’t even forced – it was voluntary.
And most black people were against it.
Yes, think about it this way. You’re already, poor, black, and live in a shitty neighborhood, and now you have to wake up an hour earlier for school.
But you get to sit next to white kids so that makes up for it.
It’s messy going either direction. My family was living in FL in the mid-’70’s and we happened to live right on the Orlando/Winter Park line. The southern states had been effing around (still) after Brown v. Board II and eventually some court got involved and next thing you know, a dozen or so white kids were being bussed into a previously all black school. It wasn’t exactly ‘welcoming.’ I can understand *now* why those kids were so mad, but at the time (I was 7, I think), it was pretty traumatic. I’m sure it was the same way (or worse) for the black kids going into South Boston. I was recently telling a friend from Arkansas the story and he had a similar experience in Arkansas, though I think he was older when it happened.
Later in life, at college, our ROTC unit had a guest speaker who was among the first black midshipman to attend Annapolis in the 60s (IIRC). He was a senior officer and a good man, with an interesting take on people naturally separating by the obvious physical similarities. He said that he and 4-5 other black mids would all sit together at lunch at the same table and the SuperIntendent came over to ask if everything was “okay” and why they were all sitting together and not mixed in with the other mids. He said, “I thought he was nuts!” His take was – and he told the Super – that these guys seemed to have a very similar life experience to him, that they had been treated (so far as he could tell) like every other Plebe – miserably – but that it was all good.
The Woketarians don’t seem to recognize that human beings naturally congregate together around similar people: this includes for a whole host of reasons, but skin color, common cultural heritage, common shared background (even by virtue of that color), are not inherently “bad” reasons. Is anyone screeching about the racism of all the Chinatowns there are in every major city in the world? Hmmm, I wonder why that is…
Yeah, the “skin color” crowd rarely talks about the pretty significant cultural differences especially after the “Great Northern Migration”.
I was bused to mostly black schools in the 70s/80s, because that’s where they put the magnet schools. Worked out reasonably well. The race riots were a fairly distant memory in my city and “busing” really wasn’t much of an issue at least to a kid.
I’m not calling you a racist, but she WAS one of those KIDS you racist.
I’m putting the wraps on my latest submission (I decided to mix it up this time and wrote the bulk of it sober but I am editing and formatting while drunk) and I forget how you alt-text, I do recall that it’s not as easy as putting alt-text in the alt-text box, any contributors or editors here who can remind me of the proper procedure. Thanks in advance, your buddy -The Hyperbole.
Is it different than regular html?
I think? It’s WordPress so you gotta upload an image and give it attributes but the alt-text attribute spot doesn’t really do what most of us think of as alt-text, and there are two different places you can do it and the are both different, maybe? I think?
Is there a box labeled “title”? That’s for the pop-up thingie we usually call alt-text.
I’ll look, but that sounds right, thanks, you’re the best.
Disclaimer – I’m only going by what I know of HTML. WordPress might do something different.
Malice’s greatest hits from the debate:
“Joe Biden failed the sniff test”
“Kirsten Gillibrand: America’s ex-wife”
“If Eric Swalwell were a Republican we’d have to constantly hear how he looks like a date rapist”
“Next debate: “I agree with officer Harris”
Hilarious. Thanks for sparing me the internet searching
Almost everything is packed and ready to go.
It started raining and I got hungry.
We should be up and loaded by 8 or 9.
I’ll be spotty for a few days.
Worst Haiku ever.
Well that can’t be true.