Hey guys, I hope all the Americans here are ready for the holiday tomorrow. I’ve had a brisket in a sous vide since Monday, and I’ll smoke it on the grill tomorrow. Mmm. Brisket.
This is defintely my wife’s worst one of her worst fears. She hates all of the Ship Channel bridges. And flying.
Oh no! all of that lost whiskey.
In Florida, even the water is trying kill you.
This is how I want to go out.
Buffalo Trace keeps having their whiskey barrels collapse all over themselves.
Clearly the barrels are drunk. They are slosh full of booze, after all.
Yeah, but you would think a whiskey barrel could at least could hold its liquor..
I got…..nuthin
Not even a muthafuckin’ theme song?
Try this.
Just out of curiosity, what was causing the blower not to work in your HVAC?
The motor was fine….the (likely 36 year old) drive pulley shredded. Im gonna guess it failed due to age.
I got another pulley from my local Grainger, re-installed everything, threw the switch…..and the outside unit (fan/compressor) failed to do anything.
So then the next day I got a new start/run capacitor, installed that, and its back in business. And our very own Yufus was providing me troubleshooting tips along the way.
https://postimg.cc/9RPLskn8
(I have no answer for why the capacitor went at the same time, other than coincidences tend to be coincidental)
Awesome! I love a happy ending.
So does Bob Kraft!
/Hey-Ohhh
With the article pic? Try this instead.
I’ve got a nice beef roast in the sous vide as well. It’s tonight’s dinner. Should be in about 36 hours by the time I get home.
I’m starting to think Tulip and I are the only glibs who cook with an oven.
I cook bacon and sausage in it.
It’s getting hot in here.
…so take off all your clothes..
So, he should strip?
What you just did there- I noticed that
Na href=”https://www.deviantart.com/rm-4sun/gallery/60901748/Food”>Hey!
Ugh, typoes
ARRGG!
I do a lot on the burners – tonight is yellowfin with vegetables and pasta.
That sounds good.
Most of us are drenched in toxic masculinity so we grill almost everything.
Grill? Fuck that, I throw my meat right on the coals like Ike did
Just got my brisket on the egg for an overnight smoke.
Lol. This was in the truck article.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mama-ds-diner-arkansas-north-little-rock-hunger-menu-girlfriend/
Ha!
I remember seeing that a long time ago. It might have been a joke menu though.
All I know is George says You never oughta drink water when it ain’t runnin’…
Dammit, should’ve been under #5 – out of practice, I guess.
Where’s my shocked face that some called @dorpdx is outraged?
Tampa Bay area physicians are warning residents and visitors to be careful swimming in brackish water or eating uncooked seafood.-
I get the seafood, but how to I swim more “carefully” so I don’t get bacteria?
You take the speculum out of your ass.
Never!
Wear a rubber.
Never!
Eat more whale.
https://www.therisingwasabi.com/japanese-tv-says-whale-meat-improves-swimming-skills/
I’m usually offline on my days off, so an early Happy Independence Day, Glibs!
You know who else wanted independence? Slave owners!
Catalonians?
Time to pay homage to them?
Cascadians?
I think Steve Smith prefers to restore Sussex’s independence:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_(county_subdivision)
You too!
Was it the drugs or the sex that killed the Saudi prince? Or some combination thereof? Inquiring minds want to know.
Yes.
I assume that is what happened to Agile Cyborg.
I miss Agile Cyborg.
More importantly, the woman in the photo with him is identified as a model. Only in England. If that’s who he died screwing than the headline let me down.
What about gas gangrene? I learned about it from that Mayday episode about a crash in a Florida swamp back in the 1970s
Everything you know is wrong.
“2 + 2 = BUTT”
Shit, lost an entire hour of productivity because the Brazilian ambushed me with some lingerie. Honey, I’m working… or not… Seems guys like Tesla and Einstein overcame this sort of hazard. How did they do it? Is there some sort of anti-viagra drug?
Tesla was insane, so you could try bath salts.
Well, I’m already insane, or so they say, no bath salts needed, apparently beer will do.
The Brazilian with a Brazilian amirite?
Also, Schrodinger had two wives.
Until he looked in the um, box. Then he only had one.
WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!
Warhammer Minis.
Hope.
Heisenberg is uncertain if this is true.
Schroedingers Tranny, there is either a dick in there or there isn’t but you can’t know for certain till you check
But getting a blowjob first is both gay and non-gay at the same time.
“The Brazilian with a Brazilian amirite?”
Doesn’t matter, the women seem to have exceptionally wonderful bodies, and my wife is no exception. Wifes seem to be an expensive luxury, but one with a wonderful body and who is great in bed and willing to prove it pretty much 24/7, not sure how you opt out of that.
Why would you want to overcome it?
Didn’t Tesla castrate himself? Or is that some internet rumor?
Humblebrag of the month.
I’ll be out until next week so you get a double dose of Freedom Tits.
http://archive.is/rUFSq
http://archive.is/M833i
This is what a real patriot looks like.
So Betsy Ross Flag and Jefferson are totes offensive now. Isn’t July 4 also offensive? According to Richard Carranza individualism is white supremacy. Interesting how the wokeness has spread from college campuses to MSM and Wall Street. Makes me optimistic.
I find all of them (leftists) offensive. So there.
From that noted white supremacist Broadway star Lin Manuel Miranda…
That was then, this is now…
Lin was always a huge shitlord.
So tolerance. Such accepting.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/the-left-wing-medias-disgraceful-smear-of-a-gay-trump-staffer
“Tolerance” has always had a very Jacobinical bent of “in order to be free we must supress those who do not believe in freedom and conveniently all my political opponents do not believe in freedom and we know this since they disagree with me”.
Yea, but he’s just a house-f*g.
Uncle Tom of Finland.
This is defintely my wife’s worst one of her worst fears. She hates all of the Ship Channel bridges.
Don’t people go into terror induced brain lock on that bridge over Chesapeake Bay pretty regularly?
Why would that type of bridge be worse than any other?
Height?
No clue given I drive across it pretty much every day but there are people who make a living driving other people across the Bay Bridge.
To be fair it is really high, about 190 feet above the bay below and the side railings don’t look like they are capable of preventing a car from going through them (they are although there have been one or two cases of cars going over them following accidents) and it is really long at 4.3 miles with a pretty sharp tiurn on the western side of it.
So I suppose I could see someone who has a fear of heights having a problem but in reality it is made into way bigger of a deal than it should be.
Makes sense
I’ve driven that bridge a few times, years ago.
My recollection is not only is it very high, and the guardrails look pathetically inadequate, bet you can get kind of weird optical illusion thing going. Its hard to explain, but its kind of an optical claustrophobia or vertigo or something. I don’t blame anybody who white-knuckles that bridge.
I have crossed it.
It’s pretty scary.
Same with the Mackinac Bridge.
My one grandfather was a long-haul trucker. He told me about taking a truck over that bridge when the winds were pretty high. He said it was… interesting.
So how long will you smoke the Brisket now? What temp did you sous vide it?
As I understand, hot and fast is en vogue rn.
134F for about 50 hours. Then smoke for about three hours with the grill smoker just to give it some flavor and bark.
Cool thanks! Need to get a Sous Vide. Was checking them out on Amazon.
I can grill a steak in eight minutes…and it’s fantastic.
“Flesh-eating bacteria in Florida waters: Three things you need to know.
1. Stay out of Florida.”
Never stick it in crazy
Since it’s America’s Wang wouldn’t it be more like frotting?
So America is a tranny?
Does it have boobs?
Lots of them. They’re in DC.
Ba-dum
Friendly fire.
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2020-democrats-pushing-open-borders-plans-that-are-unworkable-says-obama-dhs-secretary/
That assumes they intend “open borders” to be “workable”.
(I put “open borders” in quotes since we all know how commies feel about freedom of movement)
The same way they feel about election results?
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-drivers-licenses-illegal-immigrants
(Also note the ongoing skinsuiting of Fox News- the compromise illegal immigrants, which is a contradiction in itself)
Democracy only matters when Democrats get the results they want. See: gay marriage votes in CA, Brexit, 2016 election…
It’s just for the debates. They couldn’t care less about open borders. Trump says closed borders, so they say open. There is nothing beyond that.
So much this. Whatever the orange man says is bad and we must do the opposite.
NR had a good article about this. While this it’s standard procedure to cater to the base during the primaries, they’re going WAY overboard this time, and that’s only going to provide Trump with lots of ammo during the general.
Oh no! all of that lost whiskey.
Now many people won’t be able to have a Happy 4th…and a smooth 5th…
They have another 3.3 million barrels, so I think we’re good.
Emir of Sharjah’s son Prince Khalid Al Qasimi died aged 39 at ‘sex and drugs orgy’
Live hard, die young.
I’m pretty sure he died hard as well.
First man to get rigor mortis before death.
What’s David Carradine?
A puppet?
It’s not just the water trying to kill you in Florida.
“Tanks take up position at the Lincoln Memorial for Trump’s July 4 ‘show of a lifetime’ as he lashes out at critics of its mounting cost – but storms threaten to ground his massive Air Force flyover”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7209163/Park-Service-diverts-2-5-million-funds-pay-Trumps-Fourth-July-extravaganza.html
Huge waste of money perhaps, but I don’t get the criticism (even from self-identified libertarians) that the military display is wrong.
I find it interesting that Eisenhower and JFK had tanks at their inauguration a fact which is glossed over. Gee, I wonder why?
I can do without the tanks, but anyone who doesn’t think flyovers are awesome can go to hell.
I’m not a fan of military parades. The military should be used for defense, not dog and pony shows.
Yet, that’s nothing new. They’ve always had marching bands and such.
A lot of dumb shit isn’t new.
See Socialism and Communism…
Pretty sure that kind of thing goes back as far as organized militaries.
It certainly goes back farther than the U.S.
Really, really far back:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua+6&version=KJV
Get the Silent Drill team to do something, if you want classy and impressive.
Most classy.
I think that’s where the Marines once shipped off the gaz Marines.
Who says white boys have no rythum
Repost from this morning.
I don’t get the criticism (even from self-identified libertarians) that the military display is wrong
The holiday has already been turned into a day that is more about fellating the military. And there are various other times when there is a military display, such as nearly every professional sporting event. So this criticism from these people is hypocritical af. Recall that these are the people that described Trumps first inaugural as the impending descent of fascism on the country even though he talked extensively of dissolution of power from DC. They are dishonest hacks.
Personally I think it is a waste of money that should be limited to a flyover or three. Then again, we already have dedicated air shows for that.
But the DNC prefers to honor military’s other than that of the US.
On the last night of the Democratic National Convention, a retired Navy four-star took the stage to pay tribute to veterans. Behind him, on a giant screen, the image of four hulking warships reinforced his patriotic message.
But there was a big mistake in the stirring backdrop: those are Russian warships.
While retired Adm. John Nathman, a former commander of Fleet Forces Command, honored vets as America’s best, the ships from the Russian Federation Navy were arrayed like sentinels on the big screen above.
These were the very Soviet-era combatants that Nathman and Cold Warriors like him had once squared off against.
“The ships are definitely Russian,” said noted naval author Norman Polmar after reviewing hi-resolution photos from the event. “There’s no question of that in my mind.
So the Russians swayed the 2012 election too?
Keep in mind that the major cost of this is operating these jets.
Pilots must fly a certain number of hours for training and ratings etc. etc.
It doesn’t cost more to fly them on the 4th as it does on the 5th.
It’s the day we told (a) government to fuck off and prepared to defeated a standing military with ad hoc militia. (And it worked.)
The citizens should be flexing that muscle every July 4th instead of leaving the display of power to the government.
An great troll would be to have Hell March from Red zalert as troops with tanks parade past the White House.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/03/land-reform-brute-power-billionaire-press-attacks
It’s terrible they want thingS. Reminds me of when Content providers decided to propogandize America in order to seize ISP infrastructure
On the bridge, this may not be the highest one I’ve driven over, but the shape gives you a funky sensation: https://allaboutbrisbane.wordpress.com/2012/08/29/bridge-to-brisbane/
It’s 212′ above the water vs. 135′ for the one in Houston. Neither of those are close to the Golden Gate for example but there’s something about driving up that angle that is more mind-bending (for me, anyway) than driving out on to a flat(ter) span.
Yeah, the angle is huge. In fact, the bridge in that article is the friendlier of the bridges over the Houston Ship Channel. The Beltway 8 bridge always makes me feel like I’m on a roller coaster.
I thought that was the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Same thing with the Delaware Memorial Bridges.
The angle is much much more severe than the higher, and appropriate for today, Betsy Ross Bridge.
S a child I used to get down in the floorboard when we had to drive over the shipchannel bridge.
As an adult I still do unless I’m driving.
Then I just close my eyes so I don’t see it.
The Queensboro isn’t particularly high but it’s kind of claustrophobic to drive on.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astoria–Megler_Bridge
A little shorter than that but only two lanes across. And the little railing doesn’t seem like much of an impediment to going over.
https://youtu.be/hWzmumUOU-I
I used to have a recurring dream of driving almost straight up to get over a bridge. Probably a stray leftover childhood memory of something like that bridge.
“Alice” is an unusual name for a tranny hooker.
Well, she’ll probably let you call her any name you want.
…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another movie I won’t be seeing.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/midsommar-is-this-killer-sex-cult-nightmare-the-scariest-movie-of-the-year
Sex Cult Nightmare
Band name?
“Former Google exec who ‘got $90M severance amid sexual coercion probe ‘ran a sex ring where lent out women he paid to own for orgies and filmed them,’ claims estranged wife
The co-founder of Android who reportedly received a $90 million severance from Google in the wake of misconduct allegations is now being accused of running a sex ring.
Andy Rubin is being sued by his estranged wife Rie, who claims in court documents that were filed in October but only now unsealed, that he and lawyer Stephen M Peters worked together to defraud her of millions by having her sign a bogus and misleading prenuptial agreement.
Rie writes in her complaint that she was also caught off-guard when she learned about her then-husband’s sexual proclivities, discovering emails in which he wrote to at least one woman about ‘owning’ her and then ‘lending’ her out at his will.
She also alleges that among the women with whom Rubin allegedly had extramarital affairs was an individual referred to as ‘M,’ who she claims was complicit in helping the father of her children run a sex ring.
Rie, who is also seeking a divorce from Rubin in family court, is demanding a jury trial and asking that the prenuptial agreement she signed be voided, thus allowing her to collect on the $350 million her estranged husband earned during their marriage.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7208615/Former-Google-exec-ran-sex-ring-estranged-wife-claims.html
“50 Shades of Rubin”
$350M buys an awful lot of competent hitmen. Just say’n.
Saw pic, would uphold prenup on account of not worth the full share of $350 million and she should have known it when she looked at the mirror.
So she knew he took those marriage vows seriously!
Mrs. A and I are leaving early tomorrow for La Belle Province for a spot of fishing. Because who doesn’t love fishing in Quebec?
The fish?
French-Canadians?
Daryl from “Letterkenny” ?
+1 for spotting the reference.
Bon voyage, bon chance.
Black Jacques Shellacque?
Well, as long as I didn’t have to talk to any Quebecois, I’m sure it’d be fine.
Enjoy the trip!
Good luck!
What species will you be pursuing?
Indians invented the wire recorder.
You mean Wikipedia is wrong?
Your brain is not the boss.
I thought the Boss was Bruce Springsteen?
I prefer the Weird Al version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8
Your mom was more into Proctor and Bergman, and vice versa.
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Which sort (of Indians)?
The kind who could be in two places at once.
Speaking of Hong Kong how do we address the fact that is exists due to British Imperialism?
Got a mouse in your pocket
Is that you Mae West?
Wait for it….
https://twitter.com/Captain_Cunto/status/1145562896497303552
Lol. WTF.
That’s…..
Insane
Well, if she turned him down, he could have eliminated all the witnesses for plausible deniability.
He’s lucky he didn’t get a full, forward kick to the nuts.
Yay, broke the top 1000 in category.
Congrats.
Go you!
Congratulations!
““My Girlfriend Isn’t Hungry” menu items are thinly-veiled misogyny”
https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1146237627118608384
https://www.eater.com/2019/7/2/20679016/my-girlfriend-isnt-hungry-menu-trend
Of course it is.
Acknowledging something that gf’s (and wives…) often do is “misogyny”.
Not denying that gf/wives do annoying things is misogyny.
This never happens. Stereotypes are all made up whole cloth.
At its most benevolent, it causes men to roll their eyes when women snag bites of their dessert. At its worst, it gives men cover for their misdeeds under the guise that she was secretly “asking for it.”
That’s an extremely sane sentence, and in no way suggests mental illness on the part of the author.
She took my fries so i took her virginity.
Yup that’s totally what guys think. Are we sure she’s not a Trans Woman, cause her insight to the male cognitive pattern is that deep.
It’s quite the read. “Maybe she knows you can’t afford 2 orders of fries” then let her buy her own damn fries.
Thats weak. If you can’t afford two orders of fries why the hell are you inviting your girlfriend out to dinner? What that says is that she thinks it’s ok to Hector her S.O about finances but then cash in when he takes a bad decision.
+1 Men need to be socialized into realizing that Women will take all of their shit.
Oh please. Expressing hatred of men is an everyday thing thanks to feminism. I’m just tired of weak-ass bullshit like a silly menu item being held up as evidence that we’re living in The Handmaid’s Tale.
PS: I think it’s sexy as fuck if a woman can put away a porterhouse or a rack of ribs. I don’t have any logical explanation for this, but those types of women seem more real and sensual.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/03/boris-johnson-cynical-sin-tax-freeze-glimpse-whats-to-come
What a piece of shit. Not taxing is theft. There’s got to be some unused pikes that Freedland’s head could adorn and actually serve a useful purpose.
“Today’s video is sure to cause a stir… I sit down with Alex Jones to discuss the media’s allegations against him, and the big tech censorship who have done everything they can to silence him. Alex Jones: America’s Most Censored Man”
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1146440165692452866
“Alex Jones: America’s Most Censored Man”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVlyTzOvb74
Less than 10K views? That’s not suspicious.
I remember the good old days when Big Tech was going to the libertarian bulwark and how social media would save us from statists.
It’s actually not out of line with her other video views.
Follow up on yesterday’s kegging question. Everyone’s guess about a leak seems to be correct. Soapy water showed a little leak at the keg end of the nylon hose between the tank and keg. The hose clamp needed to be horsed down just a little more. I really don’t like hose clamps.
Here’s a local Independence Day nutpunch (or at least the day before):
My county sets up vehicle checkpoints and likes to frequent the intersection bordering my property. The checkpoints aren’t focused on DUIs (random Wed afternoon), but rather fucking with people who are driving to/from work on a suspended license, have warrants out, etc. They also have secondary cops in unmarked cars parked a few hundred yards away from the checkpoint so people can’t just U-turn once they see it.
I walked down to the street to get my mail, and my neighbor directly across the street comes running up to me and begs me to move his car before its towed. His license is suspended and the cops made him vacate his car and parked it 50 feet from the guy’s driveway, if that. They gave him a few minutes to try and find someone to drive it literally straight across a two-lane country rd before towing it with all of the associated costs.
Even if they couldn’t bend a little and let the poor guy drive it the 50 feet to his driveway, not one of the four officers volunteered to spend all of 3 seconds just driving it themselves.
“And some call him pig.”
I fucking hate cops. They are almost always the dumbest most heartless pieces of shit in society. Fuck them all, I hope they continue to do a bang up job eroding the trust they have in society.
Yeah, I may not even turn on the TV tomorrow with all of the “hero” fellating that’s going to be on.
It’s retarded. I know a bunch of cops and they act like every encounter that gets rough their life was in peril. Stop roughing people up and maybe you wouldn’t be in that situation.
What sucks for me is that I lived next door to a cop for 6 years and now I’ve lived across the street from one for 15 years. Both were awesome guys and really good people. I think most are trying to do their best job (see also Live PD) but there are several who get off on having that kind of power.
In NJ – it is at the officers’ discretion to impound a car for an expired registration. Not unregistered or not inspected (i.e. potentially unsafe) simply expired.
So in my town they will usually let you drive it home. In the town next door they tow it – no questions asked.
State inspections
*smh*
This is how I want to go out.
I thought the link would be to this:
So you’re saying “Drink like a fish” isn’t an accurate saying?
Nice marinade
And thus Bourbon Fish became a menu item at Applebees.
Hello! Just woke up for work and found this piece, quite funny….
http://lileks.com/bleats/archive/19/0719/070319.html
Lileks crushes it.
The USWNT so unlikeable.
What a classless bunch with an insufferable and pointless chip on their shoulder.
The Tea Drinking thing? I don’t know how bad it is in men’s soccer, but I’ve seen some vicious and unsportsmanlike conduct from various women’s teams
It’s a bunch of things. They lack class. You don’t do that. ESPECIALLY, the most dominant team in the history of the women’s game.
I hate the antics.
That’s soccer. It ain’t unique to the USWNT.
So other teams do it it’s ok?
I’ve never been into celebrations as disrespectful in sports. You wanna keep your opponent from celebrating, stop ’em.
Only if they win.
And boy do they win.
Sounds like the Dutch can give them a ride though.
Yup. I can’t stand the dopey celebrations. It is another reason I often prefer the lower leagues, where there is less narcissism and arrogance.
As I get on with age, I’ve become like you.
I have such a low tolerance for it now. Maybe that’s why I can do without the NBA.
I mean that, and Basketball sucks.
I’ll be watching tonight’s game between the USA and Jamaica.
A USA/Mexico tie would be awesome.
But they’ll have to improve from that less than stellar performance against Curacao.
Mexico needed a terrible penalty call to beat Haiti, so we might still be good if we can get past Jamaica.
Which we won’t do if we play like we did against Curacao.
Yeah, everyone’s stinking it up this year. As for last night, I have to wonder if even Mexicans enjoy playing in 100+ degree weather.
I get they want to schedule games down there for, uh, demographic reasons but have some pity on the players sweating it out, FFS.
Haiti played 11 behind the ball but I agree.
Hockey is the answer.
In this matter, it sure is.
Rangers are starting to look pretty stacked.
Hell yeah.
But of course so did the Lightning… ?
Generally true but I always invoke the ‘screw the poms’ clause.
Their day is coming and I will be happy to see them lose a match they’re supposed to win.
So did anyone else get this e-mail from the Reason Foundation? Wondering if it’s to counter the fake Robby article floating around:
And not a “to be sure” to be seen!
Ah, but there is, to be sure, I laughed when I came across it
?
https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1146076873841172481
tl;dr: Left twitter faked a headline as coming from Rico that Ngo hired Proud Boys to pose as antifa and attack him.
Charming.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.
Robby, not Andy, in case that wasn’t clear.
OFFS!
Fake Robby article? He posted over the weekend and it was even more fiery than the above…
You see, even the Reason Foundation cannot name seven journalists who excused the attack on Andy Ngo.
*applause*
Exactly.
Your wife has sympathy
Five year old me got to see a crumpled car at the foot of a 600 foot sheer cliff in globe, az
Five injuns hydroplaned of of the road in a rainstorm. I had nightmares for a long time after that
The fear stays with me even today
You seem to have a lot of neat stories. Publish them!
You’re Jim Morrison?
You may remember the lovely Alfa I linked the other day.
It was sold for quite a healthy sum.
This is the proper use for money.
What a beaut!
No kidding: “Coachwork from Carrozzeria Touring.”
I want a 2019 4C Spider, but wifey wants a new home instead. Maybe later…
Same here. But I’ll settle for a pre-2019 Spider.
Buy a used Lotus Elise or Exige instead.
I wouldn’t mind those but it’s a long life hope to get an Alfar – or a Maserati GTV. With all the headaches. Lol.
British cars I love.
I found your Spider
And your GTV
Man that GTV. I want it.
*Meant to say GTV and Maserati.
Too bad they stopped making those.
They made the Elise until last year, I believe.
Sweet cars. Small, light and fast.
They looked great too, especially the ones with the paint that changed color. Sorry, forgot the name.
As an aside, best enigmatic emblem in the industry.
https://jalopnik.com/alfa-gives-us-the-official-line-on-whats-up-with-their-1627173581
That was funny!
It is a great logo.
I found my car
https://carfromjapan.com/cheap-used-mitsuoka-viewt-2015-for-sale-5ca38f8407dd477bed975a4f
After 1994? Fuck you EPA & DOT.
And they’ve made it to B-A-T
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1993-mitsuoka-viewt/
Japan is so weird.
55 years younger and a bit more modern where it counts than this guy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4485816.stm
I hope you aren’t seriously comparing the two ?
For you :
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1962-jaguar-mk-ii-13/
That’s a website that could get me into trouble, it’s more tempting than a gun store.
Yes, it’s incredibly addicting. Watching the auctions is great fun.
Also, the comments are a great place to learn about the cars. Lots of knowledge in there.
I love vintage cars. They have soul.
You just like meeting tow truck drivers.
Some of them.
This is the proper use for money.
Buying guns and ammo count too.
First!
Yes you are!
Someone got a ‘participation trophy’ gif?
Here.
Everyone got their participation trophies.
You get a gif! And you get a gif!
And you there! You get a gif
HEY YUFUS!
Something is wrong with MSNBC
I like how Rachel Maddow’s kid sister (Chris Hayes) quotes Trump calling people an “infestation”, highlighting those words but showing the whole tweet in which Trump clearly and explicitly references the violent criminal gang MS-13 (twice!). But why would we consider the msm the enemy of the people with such honest contextualization as this?
MSNBC knows their audience and their audience loves their Trump hate. If he cured cancer MSNBC would criticize him for putting doctors out of business.
https://twitter.com/kiIIuabyun/status/1145914330078203905
LOLOLOL
*laughs in Black History Month*
Now do St Patrick’s Day.
“I am now selling my bath water! this is what humanity has come to
get yours here…”
https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1146397792379834368
“…So my bath water actually sold out wtf? I didn’t expect to sell so many or to have THIS many baths either LMAO ~For anybody waiting on one don’t be worried if they’re a lil late im working on getting them to you as fast as I can! ~ see my lewds here…”
https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1146516238497132545
Part of me thinks she’s lying, then again I see all the other utterly stupid crap people buy.
Only 30 bucks for 30 mL or so. What a bargain.
She’s not the sharpest tool. Otherwise, she would have figured out that her dirty panties or bottled piss would net her 10x as much. It’s easy, people are stupid, profit.
people are stupid
And horny.
That can sometimes go together. Like I tell my wife, I sometimes need most of my blood to flow back into my brain, because I have to make more money for us.
So you’re saying it was a bad investment strategy?
Huzzah!
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/07/03/its-come-to-this-l-a-times-reports-disneys-working-to-ensure-controversial-casting-couch-scene-from-toy-story-2-wont-haunt-hollywood/
Woah! Disney is censoring Toy Story 2 20 years after the fact. Joe Green and Will Hays have a happy…
Fucking autocorrect: Joe Breen.
Also first I heard the scene was controversial…
Er, there was a casting couch scene in TS2?
Really?
Shows you how much of an impression it made on me (i.e., zero).
It’s an “outtake” that’s not even in the actual film. It’s basically a Blu-Ray extra.
Hey ?you hot ?
piece of American ?? ass ?! Tomorrow ? is the fourth 
of July 
also known as ? Independence Day! 1776 ? years ago, America ?
? was ruled ?? by King George Washington ??? from the country ?? Europe ??. Thank goodness ? Daddy Sam ????? and Barrack Obama ??? won our freedom ? from them. Today ? is a day to celebrate ??? our religious ? and sexual? ? liberties. So get down 
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and stripes sluts ??????! If you get 
to 
back, freedom rings ? throughout your pussy ? because it is so empty ? and large ?. If you get 
to 
back, your daddy ??? is sure to give ? your sweet land of Liberty ?? a taste ??! And if you get 
to ? back, your patriotic ????
pussy will be filled with nationalism ???
? and dick ?!
I don’t even know WTF that is, but happy 4th!
This place doesn’t have a spam filter?
Yeah, but I just made 3 Zillion dollars last week working at home, using this one trick that your utility company hates.
We do. It’s called Akismet.
Can you believe they gave me the keys?
It’s like the Original Sin of glibertarians.com
Can you believe they gave me the keys?
**HEAVY SIGH** Yes.
Idk. Can you believe this rendition of the national anthem?
That shit was huge! Dude needs to invest in some Magic Razorless Cream Shave.
why did I just watch that ?
You’re on the list buddy.
I wonder if I could get Mrs. RegicidalManiac a red white and blue schoolgirl costume between now and tomorrow…
Needles, California wants to become a sanctuary city for guns:
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-03/california-town-wants-become-sanctuary-city-guns
I don’t think that’s going to go over too well.
I thought California was a sanctuary for needles.
There was a funny-looking guy named Spike who tried to sell me some real estate in Needles once, but we couldn’t read his handwriting on the closing paperwork.
I have a date this weekend and he seems sane. Notice how the bar has dropped. He put dad jokes in his profile.
As long as he didn’t ask for pics of your feet, you’re probably OK.
Tulip sent me pictures of her boots.
What does that say about her fetishes?
You asked and I only sent the boots, not me in the boots, as a joke.
Sssssurrrreeeeee.
Then why did this instance of teleportation happen?
If I looked like that, I wouldn’t be online dating
I knew it was a mistake as soon as I did it
They were a nice pair of scrunch boots, you have to admit.
My boots are fabulous and I feel fabulous when I wear them. A friend and I have tickets to RuPaul’s show and I plan to wear them.
I feel like I’ve seen her in… other… videos
One of these days her boots are gonna walk all over you….
Well, I’m sure it doesn’t mean she’s as big of a perv (ruining our family friendly image) as Mojeaux, but still, it’s a little disturbing.
I laugh every time I see that logo. They haven’t read SugarFree.
I don’t know how anyone here hasn’t read SF, I mean before lunch.
See? All our puns have finally paid off!
I hope it goes great!
He put dad jokes in his profile.
Just wait until you see the profile of his dad bod.
I have no problem with dadbod as depicted in the media.
As long as he hasn’t texted wannafud to you.
He’s been sane and reasonable so far. JFC you would not believe the messages I get, but so far (fingers crossed) I have been spared dick pics.
He’s kinda young, verging on cougar territory, but, bar dropping. And his pictures are cyuute.
Good luck! ?
Want a recommendation on a good date flick? Looking For Mr. Goodbar.
When I feel bad about being single I watch one of those forensic shows about men killing their partners. Cheers me right up!
In my marriage, I’m the one in jeopardy.
Given what I know of SP, no one would convict. How did you get so lucky?
I ask myself that on the regular. So does everyone else who knows us.
I hope it goes well!
I met my wife online and we’ve been together for 15 years, married for 6. There is hope!
The NRA may be relatively useless on gun rights, but Mr. Noir typically takes a harder 2A stance.
The NRA may be relatively useless on gun rights”
Not like this is a new thing. They always have been. But they’re a useful strawman for the left to attack, since they cannot stand up to actual 2A supporters.
I hope all the Americans here are ready for the holiday tomorrow.
I’ve got plenty of booze though I have to work the 5th. I’ve got enough stuff to do around the house but can’t do because I’m working screwy hours that I’ll probably be working around the house tomorrow instead of going to the range.
The driver of an 18-wheeler was killed after he was cut off by a car and plunged 150 feet off a bridge in Houston.
Cutting off a trucker is usually hazardous to your health, not the trucker’s health.
AN Arab prince has been found dead in his London home amid claims of a drug-fuelled orgy.
Not a bad way to go.
Same here, bought enough beer to last the weekend and am off rest of the week.
“Cutting off a trucker is usually hazardous to your health, not the trucker’s health.”
I had an asshole driving a flatbed rig, run me off the road on Fayette Street in Baltimore a few weeks ago, which is why I’ve started taking the subway in. Asshole ran me and the driver behind me off the road and nearly hit another driver head on trying to make a left turn.
Sorry bout that
Not sure it’s a bad thing, since I’m going to save money ($12 a day parking in my client’s garage vs $3 a day for metro + saved gas) + saved stress because the drivers here have to be some of the worst in the country. And where I get on at the time I do, it’s pretty much all people working in the city filling up the front cars and the riffraff then cannot get on those cars down in the more sketchy areas.
I’m not working the 5th either and have laid in plenty of booze. My mint plant is doing well so I think mojitos are on the menu
Last beach vacation, I started getting them sans sugar. With good rum they are surprisingly good. And healthy!!
I don’t add sugar anyway. Whoever recommended black Manhattan, that was great. Had it several times in San Francisco. I think a bottle of averna is in my future
I don’t even know what you hippies are talking about. It’s either beer or bourbon in a glass.
Rye smashes are a good use of mint as well.