Come one, come all! Q’s traveling circus of insanity has returned to town! See the Bearded Lady, the Human Pretzel and the world famous Flying Shitlords on the trapeze! And now, in the center ring, the show is about to begin!
The Deep State and Faux Accomplishment
We often discuss the rampant and obsessive credentialism that flourishes in the permanent bureaucracy of the FedGov. This seems to go incestuously hand-in-hand with a handful of expensive and prestigious (emphasis on expensive) educational institutions. Entering “the civil service” has largely been considered by popular culture as a way for a skilled individual to work for the good of society rather than power and money. As the FedGov has grown ever more bloated and infiltrated more and more of our lives, this theory has become laughable.
The permanent bureaucracy cultivates and maintains a self-licking ice cream cone of masturbatory influence peddling amongst the chosen ones who inhabit it. It is a pathway to great power and wealth to mediocre individuals that would otherwise be unavailable. You see, what it takes to make it into the private club is a secret handshake consisting of the “right” credentials, the “right” connections, the “right” familial relations or some combination thereof. To be a captain of industry, or a famous scientist or author, or a wealthy entrepreneur etc. requires real talent and tons of hard work. Entering the permanent bureaucracy and getting gifted some minor Administration position or managerial post in an agency is a back door to the same type of “respectability” and “prestige” as any of the aforementioned accomplishments. The fact that people with no other qualifications other than “former White House adviser” sit on boards of directors of large companies or gain endowed professorships at universities is evidence enough of that.
I believe that a mildly competent mid-level professional is, on average, eminently more qualified for various leadership positions than even a high-level Swamp Creature; to say nothing about truly exceptional individuals occupying the heights of industry, business and applied research. Looking from this angle, it’s evident why getting a cherry position in the Deep State is so appealing to those whose ambitions are several sizes larger than their talents.
Male Sexual Ego, Uniqueness and the Will to Power
The generative act is treated by many religions and philosophies as a divine act; in essence, this draws an analogue between reproduction and the act of capital-C Creation. It’s really not all that far fetched considering that it is an ecstatic outpouring of energy resulting in a mysterious process that creates new and independent life. A more cynical person might even say that creation myths were written ex post facto to align with human sexuality and orgasm. However, I digress…
Especially in Eastern religious tradition (but present in Western too) is the view that males and females channel inner god-like energy during sexual congress. I don’t believe this is the full story, however. Females may, in fact, channel the divine feminine during intercourse, but the true god-like aspect of the reproductive act comes later during gestation and parturition. For the male, however, his only involvement and feeling of being akin to G-d is during the sex act itself. This is partially why, contrary to pop culture belief, men care a great deal about getting a woman to orgasm; it’s proof of their divine abilities.
To that end, I posit that there is nothing more horrifying to a man than the idea that he has a sexual doppelgänger. A man can deal with the idea that the woman he’s having sex with may have had a man in past who is overall subjectively “better”. This is almost always offset by the fact that in particular areas, he himself was deemed “better”; ie: even though man X had a smaller penis than man Y, man X was better at oral, etc. And this is down to the judgement of the particular woman. The principal thing here is that the man retains his uniqueness when it comes to his divine power.
Imagine now a scenario in which man X and man Y are utterly indistinguishable. There is no objective difference at all between how each of them have sex. All of a sudden, they are no longer distinct beings at the most fundamental level. Milan Kundera said (and I’m paraphrasing) that only through having sex with someone can we pierce the veil of the superficial and see their true nature. Given that, regardless of their other qualities, man X and Y are identical, non-unique and, therefore, useless and soulless. Looking at it this way, it makes sense why men are: 1) obsessed with sex, 2) obsessed with distinguishing themselves to their lovers and 3) very goal-oriented sexually.
My Favorite Rare and Exotic Diseases (in no particular order)
Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva – “an extremely rare connective tissue disease. It is a severe, disabling disease with no cure or treatment and is the only known medical condition where one organ system changes into another[…]The disease is caused by a mutation of the body’s repair mechanism, which causes fibrous tissue (including muscle, tendon, and ligament) to be ossified spontaneously or when damaged. In many cases, otherwise minor injuries can cause joints to become permanently frozen in place, as new bone forms and replaces the damaged muscle tissue.”
Fatal Familial Insomnia – “It is a prion disease of the brain[…]Fatal insomnia has no known cure and involves progressively worsening insomnia, which leads to hallucinations, delirium, confusional states like that of dementia, and eventually death. The average survival time from onset of symptoms is 18 months.”
Xeroderma pigmentosum – “is a genetic disorder (autosomal recessive) in which there is a decreased ability to repair DNA damage such as that caused by ultraviolet (UV) light[…]There is no cure for XP. Treatment involves completely avoiding the sun.”
Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis – “N. fowleri invades the central nervous system via the nose, specifically through the olfactory mucosa of the nasal tissues. This usually occurs as the result of the introduction of water that has been contaminated with N. fowleri into the nose during activities such as swimming, bathing, or nasal irrigation[…]Although infection occurs very rarely, it nearly always results in death, with a case fatality rate greater than 95%.”
Nodding Syndrome – “Nodding disease is a disease which emerged in Sudan in the 1960s[…]Children affected by nodding disease experience a complete and permanent stunting of growth. The growth of the brain is also stunted, leading to mental handicap. The disease is named for the characteristic, pathological nodding seizure, which often begins when the children begin to eat, or sometimes when they feel cold. These seizures are brief and halt after the children stop eating or when they feel warm again. Seizures in nodding disease span a wide range of severity. Neurotoxicologist Peter Spencer, who has investigated the disease, has stated that upon presentation with food, ‘one or two [children] will start nodding very rapidly in a continuous, pendulous nod. A nearby child may suddenly go into a tonic–clonic seizure, while others will freeze.’”
That wraps up yet another edition of Q’s Brain Toilet, while it may not be as horrific as SF’s posts, as interesting as Animal’s, as informative as MS’s, as whimsical as Banjo’s, as creative as CPRM’s, as useful as SP’s or as anti-Semitic as OMWC’s, it certainly exists! G-d bless Glibertarians and G-d bless America!
…and maybe Canada every once in a while too.
Comment anarchy!
http://archive.li/UiesJ
1 and 2 right out of the gate.
I didn’t make it past 1.
Good to see ya, Creosote!
43 https://novi.ba/clanak/230824/ovo-se-ne-vida-cesto-kazu-da-je-najzgodnija-britanka-na-svijetu-ovako-izgleda-sprijeda-ali-tek-kad-se-okrene-nastane-haos
I’m probably on a watchlist for clicking that link.
Not sure what sort of elder god that language is meant to summon.
Probably Bosnian. .ba is the country code top level domain for Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Herzog has his own country? I have to learn how to make documentaries.
I am so looking forward to Q getting chastised by TPTB for shit posting his own post.
WAIT 30 MINUTES Q!!!!!!
Heh.
Shouldn’t that be “See the bearded clam lady”?
https://imgur.com/cKo4kbx
That’s no lady…
Why did I click? Why?
Because it was funny?
But you can’t tell that from the URL.
I have started reading your Tarnished Sterling books and I’m thoroughly enjoying them. The Lucid Blue loosely connected short story collection is especially good and what I’m in the middle of reading.
More please. I enjoyed them a lot.
How did you get CPRM’s photo?
Inquiring minds want to know!
I’ll have you know I’ve never let my beard get that long.
Well, treat that as a look in the mirror (sort of)…maybe you should grow it out.
You could braid up business cards into it when looking for an actress. The sky’s the limit.
A more cynical person might even say that creation myths were written ex post facto to align with human sexuality and orgasm.
I remember a science fiction author, I think Clarke, writing something about wanting to compare religious beliefs between humans and some other sentient being who didn’t have the same family structure as humans.
DQ’d for ink.
What’s green and smells like pork?
Kermit’s finger.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What do you call two lesbians locked in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s 6.9?
A good thing ruined by a period.
Snicker
Sheesh, you tell us some good dirty jokes, and this guy interrupts wanting to talk about candy bars.
“The permanent bureaucracy cultivates and maintains a self-licking ice cream cone of masturbatory influence peddling…”
That’s some turgid prose, Q. I’m a fan.
Thanx dood.
“I taught him the counterclockwise swirl and now he’s using it on you??”
I never thought that would come up on conversation and yet here we are.
Damn that flower top is ugly. She should take it off. Can’t go wrong with flag bikinis.
Probably cut out of a bed sheet or something.
I’m not really a fashionista but damn.
So…you sent a shout out to some of the Glibs who post articles…but left out Swiss…I hope you don’t end up face down in a fondue pot…or if Spud digs up your yard…
Brett probably won’t be able to find you. ?
I know I missed a couple, but I’m drinking…
…the cryptids?
Clearly everyone who submits articles is a valuable member of the Glibs community and in no way am I showing favoritism and I am also not reading this statement from a script with the Banhammer just out of frame.
I gave you a link to Jimmy Durante, mister. JIMMY DURANTE!!!
“Gimme a C, a nice bouncy C !”
[cups palm into armpit, flaps madly]
The best chatroom, ever.
Just the classiest.
HYUGEST!
Yeah, I’ve got a couple of articles that I’ve had in mind and “Need to Get Around to Them”
Sorry, but it’s been a rough year in my family so I’ve been distracted. Lost 4 friends and family (three to cancer) since the beginning of the year and there are a couple more in the On-Deck Circle. As bad as this year is shaping up to be, I’m kinda worried about myself!
Sorry.
Fuck that Hobbit. We need you, man.
Thanks, guys.
Hang tight.
I remember, years and years ago, when I was interning in an inspector general’s office (peak entrenched bureaucracy) where my boss was mocking a local politician who floated the idea that the spoils system was better than the current system post-Shakeland (I can’t remember the name of the exact case from the 90s that essentially protected bureaucrats from being fired who were not political appointees). I laughed along with him, foolishly believing that there was such a thing as a man who did not work for his own self-interest. Now I agree that the spoils system was at least politically accountable to voters and is probably better than the current system
I’m not sure if that was exactly where you were going Q, but whatever
I have no idea where I’m going.
Wait, you’re a woman?
?
Nice alt text.
Fucking Philistines, probably break 300 comments by half 10 ET.
You actually read the article/look for alt text?
I thought no one did that.
No one does.
*Kif sigh gif here*
I read almost all the articles (but all of the comments) however much I post here, I probably lurk twice or thrice as much.
I’m weird. When I’m around, I read articles and look for alt-text.
Pie is usually good for alt text.
Swiss is probably the alt-text master. I don’t recall there ever not being alt-text in a Swiss post.
Is there any way to get the alt text on a phone?
The bikini pics in the article aren’t showing al-text on my laptop.
*shhhh*
Now, hold on–I’m not seeing alt-text on an actual tower computer, either.
Is that the joke: that there isn’t any actual alt-text? Because, I take that shit seriously.
sigh
THAT’S THE JOKE
Christ, we’re a bunch of literals
I told ya; I take my alt-text seriously. Why do you think I used so much in my 1st article?
………..You did notice that, right?
RIGHT?
Of course there’s alt-text. Don’t listen to Rhywun, you know how those people lie.
Is it the scratch-and-sniff kind? ‘Cause I’ve about scratched a hole through the monitor, and nada…
It’s working fine for me.
Yeah, but, you got an “in” with the site.
But, I’ll keep tryin’….
iPhone you can hold down on the image until the save copy box shows up. iPad doesn’t seem to do that.
Is alt-text some techno version of the alt-right?
Some crazy group of Lynx supremacists?
Fuck, you’re old.
Oh, wait. So am I.
I thought they gave up their views…
Or, were you talking vidya games?
Nothing so exciting.
I dunno…it’s exotic to me. But, that’s because of my intellectual limitations.
I had a buddy who used Lynx all the time when onsite for a consulting gig. Since it was all text he could surf the web at will and clients thought it looked like some deep coding thing.
I’m off to have sushi (not a euphemism… or is it?)!
Be back for Glibs After Dark.
Please ensure all your comments are off topic.
Nigiri, please.
“Given that, regardless of their other qualities, man X and Y are identical, non-unique and, therefore, useless and soulless. ”
I don’t think I’ve ever thought of sex in these terms, I just always want to make her cum.
^This
Look at you two; pair of fancy-pants sexual
Tyrannosaurusesdo-gooders…Rare diseases:
Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis – mildly scary for me as my nasal membranes often get flushed with the waters of the James River in Richmond during kayaking. There has been at least one case of this here that I can remember.
Fatal Familial Insomnia – prion diseases are nasty business and there is no cure for any of them. Worldwide pandemic would pretty much wipe the slate clean, though.
Quite fine…pictures to illustrate your myriad points. I hope colleges keep doing a good job making themselves irrelevant and new technologies/techniques keep sprouting to further push our current strain of faux-credentialism into the dust bin of history.
But, without colleges, where would we see all the, uh…young women, with daddy issues, all clustered together?
What would drive their need to make quick money over a 4-year period?
Thanks for helping kickstart my hypochondria tonight. Time to go pop a Zoloft.
A while back I read an article regarding a theory that most people are actually immune to Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis and that exposure to the amoeba is much more common than suspected. Can’t seem to find the article now.
mY BRANE is FInE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0
i knew it
Hey, I’m not Ted.
No you’re not and I appreciate it.
FUCK I been busy.
I hate summer. The heat just makes me cranky and scream more at @#$#@$#@ ESPN+’s shitty app.
PS. I’m gonna blow a gasket if this announcer gives away the scores for every other match in play. There is absolutely no reason for that. If I wanna know the score in Minnesota I can fucking look it up myself.
There’s also only so much damn clothes you can take off. Then, if it’s humid, you get the cursed SWAMP ASS.
I need to stop cooking for a couple months. I’m not Richie Rich so I don’t have AC in my kitchen. If I just microwaved some garbage I could hang out in the air-chilled living room longer.
This is why I grill more in the summer. We’ve got window units but the kitchen still gets hot as hell if the oven’s on, and God forbid you boil anything. On the other hand, grilled cheese sandwiches on a charcoal grill approach the sublime. Dammit, I’d grill soup if I could.
Get yourself a cast iron difuser and you can.
https://www.amazon.ca/Ilsa-7-Inch-Cast-Iron-Diffuser/dp/B000I1WO8C
You know, I’ve thought about doing a grilled ratatouille and just doing the stew bit on the stove, but I guess there’s no reason I couldn’t just use a dutch oven in the grill…
Baked ratatouille is the best, but you have to get your moisture level right or you end up with soup or burnt.
I don’t know if I’ve got the stones to try a baked ratatouille. I’d say it’s because my oven sucks, which it does, but really it’s because I suspect beyond just getting the moisture right your prep has to be on point or else you wind up with soggy eggplant and the onion just right or something like that.
I sautee every vegetable before I add it in, so everything’s only together for maybe twenty minutes depending on how long it needs to cook. It’s a pain in the ass, but it does help if your knife technique isn’t quite as rigorous as it should be.
The important thing is that the eggplant is cooked. Every other vegetable in it is edible raw, so a bit undercooked is fine.
Now you have me thinking of that dumb animated movie where a rat teaches a guy to cook and makes a ratatouille so good the food critic has a Proustian memory flash. Am I the only one who saw that? ( my excuse is my son was still young at the time).
No, Doc–I, a semi-full-grown adult, have seen it numerous times.
It’s whimsical. Yeah…whimsical.
Huh, that’s intriguing. Uneven heating on my burners drives my nuts.
The vast majority of my cooking most of the year is done outside.
Same.
My love-hate relationship with mid-Atlantic summers continues. We’ve been maxing out at around 90% humidity and the low 90s. This does nothing for my sinuses, which have been a nightmare for the past month. However, when the humidity cooks off we get a nice dryish heat, which I love.
Yeah, it’s crazy what an impact humidity has. If the wind is blowing in the right direction and the humidity is low, I’m fine indoors up to 90º. Other days it’s 75º and I can’t turn on the AC fast enough.
Right now it’s 80º, 70% humidity and my kitchen is a fucking sauna.
Oh my God, so we routinely hit about ten degrees hotter than the forecast and crush humidity in the summer, and this past Friday was unbelievable. I thought people would be dying in the street. I think it stayed around 86% humidity and 90 degrees until after it got dark. It was the kind of weather where no amount of booze will make being outside tolerable. And then the next day it was like 70% and mid-90s and it felt like a nice day at the beach.
I don’t really do “outside” in July or August.
If I had my druthers, I’d move to Spudalicious’s zip code. 90F with humidity at 20%.
I’d love it, then I’d get nose bleeds and turn into a mummy. As much as I hate to say it, I suspect my ideal conditions are cold and humid. I’d be uncomfortable but I’d function well, if that makes sense. So, probably places like Scotland, Newfoundland, Maine…you know, places where people think shorts are things that happen to circuits.
I’d be happier with that than mid-Atlantic weather. But my ideal was San Francisco – cool and low humidity. Too bad the people are insufferable.
Your body gets used to the lower humidity. I used to get nose bleeds when I came up here for vacation, but once I moved here they stopped.
What offends me most about winter is that I have to wear long pants. Although a standard outfit here in inclement weather is known as, “shorts and a hoody”. Handles all but the coldest weather.
I wear shorts way beyond what is “normal” in NYC. I need to breathe.
Mainers are hardy folks – you see shorts as soon as it cracks 50
The best weather I’ve ever experience personally, on a year-round basis, was when I spent a year in Escondido, but money and politics keep me from moving back. Plus, I do sort of like seasons.
This.
I actually like NYC’s mild winters. I would miss that.
I’d like to try high desert. Every picture my kid sends me from CO the sun is shining.
NM has a high crime-rate (at least in areas), long distances with poor roads (but light traffic-usually), and a stubbornly Blue government, but it also has the finest climate on Earth.
Truth.
Did you check the thermostat?
That bitch Gaia doesn’t have a thermostat.
Excellent meme material, Rhy.
And calibrate the timing belt?
93°F 90%RH this afternoon: I only had time to walk nine
So…Dallas?
Actually, I know it wasn’t, since it got up to 96, and did rain a smidge this evening.
https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1148767482787913729
OFFS
The argument about ratings compared to the men’s World Cup and what the take-home is per player gets hashed out in the replies, too, and predictably the white knights get shut down hard. Which isn’t difficult considering they don’t have an actual argument. They’re just virtue signalling for their audience, of course, so the argument itself doesn’t matter so much as having been seen to have made the argument. And if anyone rebuts it then they’re obviously just butthurt members of the patriarchy.
I’m kind of speechless at this. I mean, Simpsons jumped the shark about 15 seasons ago, but still.
Wow.
All that got was an unamused eye-roll from me. Haven’t tuned in to The Simpsons since the movie so I know I haven’t been missing much.
Oh, well done. Almost had me there.
https://twitter.com/adam22/status/1148995454509690881
Que?
He’s an angry little feller.
Someone forgot to take their meds this morning.
ROFL!
So, a friend of mine is maybe 5’1″, is bald, and has significant eczema, was unemployed living with his parents without so much as a driver’s license until he was I want to say 30, and on the strength of his personality was not only never without a girlfriend but was like going to clubs and absolutely slaying. I mean, attractive women he didn’t know were buying him drinks. Now he owns a moving company so he’s in really good shape, but it’s not as if moving furniture makes you grow hair or get taller. He’s just the most charismatic dude I’ve ever met.
Heh I’m 5’7.75″ and I hate to admit it but I do get a little thrill when I’m taller than some other dude in the elevator or wherever. Fortunately I enough within a normal range that I didn’t have to develop a personality.
I have gotten to know both sides. Before my bone marrow cancer collapsed my lumbar spine I was 6’4″. Now I’m 5’10”.
At least people don’t get pissed anymore when I’m seated in front of them at a theater or ballgame.
Oh, jeez…Sorry to hear that, C. How long did it take for that to happen? IOW, was it a rapid onset loss, or, more gradual?
Most of it happened on one very painful night 7 years ago. Since then I’ve lost another inch or so due to “settling”.
Just reading that makes me queasy. I’m sorry you’ve had to go through that.
What did he think was going to happen?
The obligatory “story from a friend’s dad”: THe dad worked as a bartender in some dive before friend was born. Little guy in the bar was talkin’ shit to someone much bigger than he, saying, “Yeah? Well, dynamite comes in small packages, buddy. You better be careful!”
Bigger guy grabs him by his throat, lifts him up in the air, and slams him into a wall, repeatedly.
“C’MON, MOTHERFUCKER–BLOW UP! C’MON, BLOW UP!!”
Oh, Canada!
Thanks Q. I’ve been listening to JBP’s podcasts and he spends a lot of time on the creation myths. It seems like no matter how ‘advanced’ we get, the story never really changes.
It’s like we’re in a game of pricks.
And I’m not reading the diseases.
Right? I did. Nothing too grody. But still. I would have been all over that in middle school but today? Nuh uh.
“grody”. Talk about flashbacks.
Like, totally.
I was WORKING and just now finally got a chance to read SP’s wonderful afternoon story/links. I had intended on getting ready for bed, but suddenly got an insatiable craving for rye (which I gave in to). And also for having Sugar Free as a house guest.
Heh I poured a Manhattan first thing tonight.
Am I the only Glib sans rye tonight? Dammit.
I knew I should have picked something up even though they didn’t have the Booker’s.
I’m sipping bourbon. But rye is next.
I shall have to content myself with vodka. Though there’s gin. And assorted other things. And lots and lots of wine. Just no rye.
Rye aren’t you one of the cool kids?
He’s a barrel of laughs.
A rye convert!
I think…am I remembering correctly you’d not even had rye until a few months ago?
You are correct, sir.
#metoo
I had never been a big fan of any whisk(e)y.
I love rye.
It is great, isn’t it? I’m a fairly recent disciple; about 3-ish years. Absolutely love it and enjoy trying different distilleries. While I’ve had some “meh” ryes, the majority I’ve had were wonderful.
Heh I’ve only had Bulleit because there’s nothing cheaper around here and I can’t afford the many more expensive options.
Are the high booze prices a NY thing, or a NYC thing? If the later, save up some cash, take a trip up to the burbs, and pick a half dozen other brands.
Don’t get me wrong, Bulleit is solid AF, but it’s fun to have some choices.
(fuck you , Bernie!)
Sazerac rye is cheaper than Bullet around here and quite good. Keep an eye out.
Sazerac is one of my “meh” ryes. For the money (or lack of) I’d get Rittenhouse, instead.
But Rhy’s issue is local lack of options mixed with high prices.
Yes.
Seriously, I’d probably lose money just by exiting NYC in search of something cheaper.
Or, I could just look beyond the 2 or 3 liquor stores in my immediate neighborhood and maybe find more variety.
Agreed, Sazerac isn’t great, just pretty good for the money. I’ll give Rittenhouse another go.
I dig Michter’s but that seems to evaporate quickly around here.
I once splurged on some Lock, Stock & Barrel 13 (? 16?) – fantastic but way too pricey.
I need to try Michter’s…haven’t done that yet.
I haven’t bought a real premium rye yet; the most expensive I’ve bought is High West Rendezvous Rye. And I love it.
That and a local “field-to-glass” distillery that specializes in ryes. Wow, do they make some good whiskey.
Rendezvous is excellent. I should buy some more of that.
That’s another one that seemed to evaporate faster than normal.
For you people.
Have a great night y’all!
Here’s another.
https://youtu.be/K5U0P31F0a0
Submitted without comment:
https://twitter.com/atomiclust/status/1148776986732457985
That’s the most American thing I’ve seen all day.
LOL
Fellatio Alger. Nice.
That’s a super-strong handle. If that were here I’d rank it second only to Hayeksplosives (that handle rules).
Given the name & the tagline, surely that’s HM’s Twitter.
I’m not a Millennial.
Isn’t FA more-than-likely a love child of Doug Kyle?
I hate this dumb-ass trend of grocery store douchebags.
I hear you. I joked about it above but deep inside I don’t like the “ugly American” stereotype much at all.
I laughed and it’s all good with the joke. It’s just damn, is it that hard to have a modicum of manners/class?
It’s a delicate balance. I am very much of northern European stock, who tut-tuts this sort of thing. At the same time, how boring is that?
I hear you, just please don’t rub your taint on my greens.
That is all I ask.
“Tainted greens, oh, ohh, ohhh, ohhh, ohh, oh. Tainted greens.”
Uh, hate to tell you, but they weren’t green until you put your taint on them.
I hate twitters shitty ass se site media setting and no easy way to turn it off. Dorsey can eat a bowl of dicks.
Middle schoolers are all sorts of weird, but man is it fun to crank up the live music, turn on the light show and let them do their thing.
Biggest killjoys? The middle aged men trying to tell me how to do my job. Oh the screen is too blue for you? I’m running audio, video, and lights all at the same time, gratis. Deal with the blue.
OMWC has a nightclub?
The Island isn’t safe anymore so he has to settle for the back-up location.
Epstein Ranch
Is that in Minnesota?
What? I figured the Epstein Ranch would be in Montana and stocked only with lambs.
I had a call with a former USPTO patent Examiner the other day, and it really hammered home your point about the swamp creatures. Not only was she incompetent, but he had to shit on everything we were trying to do, and then contradict herself 5 seconds later. She came in with a defensive attitude solely because we dare look at USPTO data for patterns, because somehow that means we think they’re not doing a good job. Swamp creatures are pieces of work, every one.
When you make a dick joke and your friend smiles like that…
https://youtu.be/xdTS2ljRYEE?t=22
If you haven’t heard it, I’ll _strongly_ recommend I’m Gonna Be Dead Someday. Some really funny stuff in there.
He’s definitely one of the better ones out there. My favorite is Jimmy Carr at the moment.
anarcho-communism? WTF?
Speaking of work stuff. I had an article-worthy meeting today, but I need to find out whether there’s a way for me to write about it without doxxing myself. There are only a handful of people around the world involved in this project, but I’m very much ideologically incongruent with them and was unwittingly thrust into their midst. Let’s just say that there was a moment akin to RBG’s “until there are nine” comment.
Don’t, but keep good notes.
“was unwittingly thrust into their midst”
Hey, it happens to everybody. Right?
Asian mother .
I’d hit it. *shrug*
Wouldn’t want to deal with the mom, though. *shudder*
I fully respect her.
Gotta be a parody.
My brain hurts. Stop with the selfies. Maybe that’s why she dumped you.
What if his mom likes his selfies, HMMM?
It’s one way for her to keep an eye on him I guess.
https://archive.li/LU9cb/e090b6829dd96e514ca2b763a499d9783a64fec3.jpg
NSFW.
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NSFW.
https://imgur.com/a/HHZnRTG
NSFW.
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NSFW.
Posting off-topic in your own article.
Kinky
Good post BTW, Q. My nephew wants to be a Koumuin (public servant). He got into a top tier uni here that specializes in cranking out bureaucrats. All I can tell him is, “Don’t fucking do it. You’ll regret it.”
Isn’t being a bureaucrat in Nippon a better gig? Or is it a glorified welfare parasite like the States?
Parasites. They tend to be a bit more tolerable than the US versions, but that’s only because the of the cultural differences. Still parasites.
And masters of the sorry not sorry.
*Sucks air between clinched teeth* Sore wa….chotto…Sa….
It might sound like a good gig until your supervisor/boss makes a screw-up, then you gotta fall on your sword to protect your higher up’s reputation.
Better to be a bureaucrat or a sarariman?
I’ll open the third door that is Seppuku.
Wait… Why would anyone want to be a bureaucrat?
I accepted the post because I’d been out of work for six months and it was better than the nothing I was making.
Whoa. What are you doing up?
Job security. That’s it.
laptop update: they couldn’t power up the old beast, so just pulled the drive
it took me more than a minute to pull up the security code (I forget what they call it) from MS . . . new experience of the sort that usually doesn’t work for me
everything is moved over
Yummy.
Bring it on.
A career in the defense industry and I can confirm the negative view of the bureaucrat.
I worked at a Very Large Defense Contrator. We were presenting our first major design review to our DoD customer and while I’m reviewing my slides before presenting I hear “Mikey!” It was a guy a used to work with on another project from which VLDC fired him. Like most huge companies it took a lot for them to go through the trouble of firing someone (pron on your company computer was the quickest way out). This guy was worth the trouble. His new job? Lead Software Engineer for the Gov’t project office! Since I knew him and he seemed to like me I was given the job of being his handler.
Got unexpectedly called in to an extra shift at work today, so I just now caught up on the Hat and Hair. Bravo. Good call on the Hair being a thin caricature, especially since my version is basically me. It’s been a long time since I’ve been called thin! 🙂
?ALERT? ?ALERT?
PRIDE ?️? MONTH? IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????:
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY ?️? ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT? MOTHER EARTH ????
BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING ? AND RECEIVE A “Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark” TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION ? TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. ?♂️?♀️
THE ?️?❌GAYSTAPO❌?️? ?♂️?♂️?? WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS? OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ?????? TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST??♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY
STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT??❌?️?❌?️?❌?️?❌?️?❌
Where does celibacy place one on this danger list? I mean, I can’t have a case of the not gays if I ain’t banging some broad.
Enh I’m ain’t bangin’ anyone either. I’m so not gay any more.
Explaining the not gays.
Oh wow. Huzzahs.
Everything I hated about that movie explained by… a Glib.
Not to worry CPRM, I sense much bangitude in your future.
Most disappointing cummies ever.
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.
Why?
It’s unfair I tells you.
Did you have the Fugu tonight?
I don’t think it was prepared properly. My pupils are blown and I’m drooling.
Oh well.
I’m just pleased to see this:
Makes the mid-week that much more tolerable.
Where can one acquire said latex doll? Just asking for a friend….
https://www.realdoll.com/product/sensex/
NSFW.
Or for those that prefer bratwurst:
https://www.realdoll.com/product/realcock-2/
Also NSFW.
Thanks, Papa Q.
::looks sideways at Raph::
You plannin’ some elaborate, expensive prank?
/say yes, for the love of God…
goddamnit don’t do that
“Wage theft”
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-to-do-wage-theft-explainer
MUH LENINIZM
while it is shitty if paid by the hour not to account all your hours, more people need to quit in such situations. Then again if you want to break into certain fields you may need to take a pay cut or do some unpaid hours…
Wage theft? Like working extra unauthorized hours? That kind of theft?
Sure, go ahead and push the letter of the law.
A) Marissa is fired for working unauthorized hours.
B) she’s fired again for timecard fraud for failing to report hours worked, even if not authorized.
C) waitressing gig fires her for serving the wrong wine.
In all of those cases, the hourly worker probably feels they’re better off without the pay than being terminated. But whatevers.
Also, what about Marissa gets promotion because she has a can-do attitude and has demonstrated a willingness to work hard. She makes $10K more after her promotion. Is it still wage theft that she didn’t get that $6K while she was breaking into the business?
Or is it wage theft because, but in this case she is the thief because she stole that extra $10K a year from a co-worker who had more seniority but didn’t show up early like she did?
Maybe I should jump on that bandwagon. All the money I spent on various programming books, or online courses and to buy my own software licenses. WAGE THEFT!!!!
Just charge off your student loans to your first employer. Wage theft!
Doh! I pretty much paid for my education as I went along. Finished with about $3K of debt (and that was because it was interest free while I was still in school). I paid that off in about a year after graduating.
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
I don’t get it. Where’s the anal sex?
Epstein’s underage prostitutes not getting paid extra for the back door?
15 year olds should be happy with unpaid internships to get experience.
No minimum wage is needed for those unpaid interns. They are working
forwith tips anyhow.#StrikeFor300!
Canada definitely wins this one…
Good morning glibsters
Pie returns!
Most people are so wedded to the idea that the government should do x or y, the cannot accept the government cannot do those things competently. And they refuse any evidence, especially the bureaucratic competence one. I ask people when you were young, of the more cometent people you knew, how many dreamed of being a bureaucrat? Most high performing people will not be attracted by work in a bureaucracy. Hell corporations are a bureaucracies themselves, also milder due to some shred of market still existing, and very qualified engineers or scientisthate the corporate bureaucracy.
+1 muh roads and public education
Morning to you, Mr. Pie.
It’s why I have the shirt…to get people scratching their heads and whatnot.
Of course, I’m looking for similar reactions with the H&H shirts.
“Slim Fit T-shirt”
Look at Mr. Humble Brag!
Meh. I am overweight and slim fit things just fit better overall…
I tend to need a size bigger when tall sizes aren’t available. So, ‘classic’ tends to be the style for me.
I am nowhere near confident to try “slim fit” tees.
I go slim or “tailored” for shirts, because pie’s right about the fit. It usually means they’re slightly tailored so they don’t hang like a tent. It’s flattering no matter what you look like. For pants, though, I’m with you. “Classic” or straight fits better if you have big quads, and in my opinion drapes better. You’re also more likely to get something like a half break, unlike these terrible skinny leg pants that seem to be the trend now.
Bang Bang Pie!
Well, at least they gave him guns. I can relate much more because of that.
Shiiiit! That was just the first page that came up for that design.
/Heh..in my dreams.
That guy sure owns a lot of T-shirts.
You know, he really does. Very fashionable, that guy.
I’d give just about anything to be able to wear whatever, like him.
You know who else was a fashionable male?
Gustave, you don’t get enough recognition here for your contributions. Well, not from me, at least.
Kudos.
/I knew it before I clicked, which makes it more better
Wonderful shirt and I’m still looking forward to your Gropin’ Biden shirt article debut.
It’ll be a while, due to when I wear it. I may be able to finish it up this weekend, if plans don’t fall through.
Then again, they may not, AND I get more nuthin’…
It’s okay, it’s the effort that matters. You’re still doing SCIENCE.
Speaking of glibs/H&H merch, my coworkers were amused at my glibs mug. They liked the top hat and also fitting that one American in the office had the biggest mug.
Damn skippy! Of course, it’s presumption, but, I figure you are a bit “bigger”, on average, than most of your Japanese cohorts, so, that would make sense.
Anyway, ‘Murica.
Also, thank you for the anticipation.
If you can’t swallow your pride and perform what the customer wants while doing it with a smile on your face, you either have to kick ass at your job or you become a bureaucrat. Most public servants I’ve dealt with have a combination of narcissism and an inferiority complex.
Example of quasi government bureaucrats fucking up.
https://japantoday.com/category/national/japan-post-unit-admits-to-mismanaging-90-000-insurance-policies
Bottom story of the day.
https://www.insidehook.com/article/sports/the-story-behind-patrick-mahomes-weird-ketchup-obsession
Son of Pat Mahomes who played for the Twinkies. Yup, looking at their bios on Wikipedia, it looks like Pat was born while dad was still pitching here. He got his taste for that spicy ketchup from us Minnesodans. I bet he loves tater tots too.
I’ll take “I don’t give a fuck” for $1000, Alex.
Time for bed. I entrust the overnight Glibs to keep shitposting.
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/400659695119-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
You sleep? I thought you just went to…other websites.
counting tits to fall asleep?
#binary
“What I really need is a droid that understand the binary language of
moisture vaporatorstits.”Good ol’ Uncle Owen.
I don’t care that nasa should be starved and closed down, this gives me a chubby
https://youtu.be/QxZ_iPldGtI
Um, OK.
Rocks can make you rock hard(er).
It is known.
/lunar shit is cool
So, what…Did you all just give up on the thread?
Buncha quitters….
Sorry. Work beckons.
Sleep beckons but eludes. What a tease.
Sorry…
Of course, they would call it “hump day”.
/smdh
Damn you, work!!!
Hello
Yo! Getting in at the tail end, it would seem.
Well, almost.
Had a lot of comments and links to catch up on
We are verbose, are we not?
Also, no alt-text here….dammit.
Yea there are the on topic comments, the quasi off topic comments, the off topic comments, and the I think I’ll turn off the work wi-fi to follow this link posts
The internet is
dark and full of terrorsawesome and full in interesting things. And, we add to it.Well a patient is calling. Good night
‘Night.
Going for a hike this morning so early pre game links
https://reason.com/2019/07/10/kirsten-gillibrands-ann-taylor-feminism-is-a-loser/
Was reading this before I went and checked the byline. The part that got me to check is when she called Buttigieg a synthesist because you know he like conservatives doesn’t want free handouts like free college and is fiscally responsible. You know what? A lot of people not just conservatives don’t want freebies and the conservatives shouldn’t have to be great full becauseone candidate pays lip service to one idea that no one is committed to.
there are no links.
I think Buttchug blew that out of the water with his new proposals last night.
FFirst!
you look suspiciously last to me…