GO FORTH AND KILL…ALL WRECKERS!
GREETINKS! IS TIME FOR PREVIEWING OF WEEK. GLIBERTARIAN AMERIKANS SEEM RUNNING OUT OF MATERIALS. HA HA! BUT HERE IS WHAT THEY ARE HAVING.
MONDAY – REACTIONARY “ANIMAL” SPEAKS OF FAMILY ARMS THAT SHOULD BE SURRENDERED TO STATE. SIR DIGBY SPEAKS OF DECADENT WESTERN BRAND THINGS.
TUESDAY – TEJICANO CONTINUES ON JAPANESE SWORDS. THEY NOT GET KURIL ISLANDS BACK, THOUGH! HA HA. FOURSCORE SPEAKS OF SIBLING RIVALRY. ZARDOZOV HAS NO SIBLINGS! OZYMANDIAS CONTINUES TO SHOW DARK UNDERBELLY OF NEEDLESS ANTHRAX PROGRAM!
WEDNESDAY – IS TOUGH FOR ZARDOZOV TO READING THE HAT AND HAIR. IS GOOD INTELLIGENCE FOR FIS, BUT HARD ON CIRCUITRY. SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE!
THURSDAY – BAKED PENGUIN CONTINUES REVEALING NAZINESS OF ORANGE MAN! WEBDOMINATRIX PURPORTS TO HAVE INDISPENSABLE PRODUCTINGS.
FRIDAY – EVEN ZARDOZOV MUST BOW TO THE POWER OF SP. READ HER POST OR SUFFER! PERHAS ZARDOZOV CAN BE HAVING THE NIGHT SLOT?
WEEKEND – ZARDOZOV IS SURE LINKINGS AND POSTINGS OF OMWC, MEXICAN SHARPSHOOTER, SPUDALICIOUS, NOT ADAHN AND SWISS SERVATOR WILL BE CONTINUING.
WEEKDAY LINKS – ALL STAR CAST HELP BANJOS OUT.
*Tabernacle – We’ve found a way in!*
I am not sure this is exactly what the Tabernacle meant by a “backdoor”?
Am I really first?
Scratch that from my bucket list.
It never gets old. Especially when you have a really fragile ego, like I do. Every little bit helps.
So double down then.
Are ZARDOZ and ZARDOZOV the twins? Can’t keep up
He was hacked by the Russians. It’s going around.
REACTIONARY “ANIMAL” SPEAKS OF FAMILY ARMS THAT SHOULD BE SURRENDERED TO STATE
You misspelled “THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SURRENDERED TO THE STATE”.
THEY NOT GET KURIL ISLANDS BACK, THOUGH!
Sad.
IS TOUGH FOR ZARDOZOV TO READING THE HAT AND HAIR. IS GOOD INTELLIGENCE FOR FIS, BUT HARD ON CIRCUITRY. SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE!
It’s not tough. This is a good day.
BAKED PENGUIN CONTINUES REVEALING NAZINESS OF ORANGE MAN!
OH YEAH!
EVEN ZARDOZOV MUST BOW TO THE POWER OF SP. READ HER POST OR SUFFER!
Yeah, reading that post would be a good idea.
Here’s a Fight for 50 we can get behind.
But those jobs are hard. And you gotta know something. I majored in Early Eskimo Art and need more that 50 K to pay off my gambl, err, student loans.
I’ve been searching for a new employee. The resume with Gender Studies on it got put in the NFW pile.
Ozzy Man’s latest latest “Destination Fucked” compilation opens with someone wrecking a beautiful car.
That guys nuts are probably still swelling.
OMG. Anyone who wrecks a ’70 Chevelle is a dodgy shitcunt, for sure.
That crushed fender is either fiberglass, or there’s a shitload of Bondo on there.
It’s bondo. That guy is no stranger to crashing.
Worse than Hitler!
I crashed a ’73.
I crashed my ’71 Firebird Formula 400.
?
Sucks, doesn’t it?
I also crashed a Crown Vic, a Z28, a grand am, and a S4. Last one was so not my fault. Douchebag cut me off.
Crash free for 18 years. 25 (?) Not counting the S4.
*knocks on wood*
I totalled a Crown Vic. Totaled it and walked away with a neck sprain.
I have a much longer list. I did take a broadside in my (once) beautiful ’66 marina blue Malibu. I should have kept the wrecked body, but they weren’t as valuable back then.
Um, Travolta has wrecked Chevelles twice on screen, once, and again in Pulp Fiction. So, there’s that.
Yes, but he’s a monster.
His thetan has a penchant for reckless driving.
Are we still doing phrasing? Also, I think his thetan has a penchant for “full body release” massages.
I will say, though, that I don’t think he’s ever searched for one in Scotland, like, possibly, some other actors….
Pretty sure he’s crossed the bridge by now & is thetan-free.
That might explain why he’s not as rich as other celebrities. Well, that, and the DTV stuff he does.
Proves my point.
Related
That didn’t take long.
https://jalopnik.com/this-looks-like-the-first-public-c8-corvette-crash-1837127259
Who cares? Crash a limey shit box, live and get back to me.
Amateurs.
I had a wreck in a 944 Porsche. The first time I had ever been knocked out cold.
Roll it?
No, it was another broadside. The guy was drunk and ran a stop sign. His lawyer told him to go to AA meetings in prep for his trial, and he chose MY meeting. Fuckin guy followed me around for weeks tearfully apologizing. I was ready to beat him up just to get him to stop. Finally, I told him to go to his bank and get me one hundred dollars. He ran out and came back with it. As I accepted it, I told him, “Now we’re even. Stop with the sorrys and leave me alone!” and he did.
They did cut me out of it. My feet were stuck between the caved in door and the console. The dash and roof were folded up in the middle. I spent the night in the ER being asked who the president was (Reagan) and what year it was (1986.)
Christ! I got T-bone hard enough to flip my 98 Passat, but I crawled out.
Still so pissed…
Hell, a shopping cart with a load of paper towels could take out a Spitfire.
A fact I’m acutely aware of every time I’m tailgated by some mom in an Escalade…
French Finger Trap.
Huh, I thought it was going to be a sex thing.
Womp womp
That’s “finger cuffs”.
::Furiously
masturbatestakes notes::Go on…
Threw together some fajitas, satisfying. Now back to harvesting grain for the Vortex.
I’m out of mixing bourbon, so I had to pick one of my sippers to make a Milk & Honey. Tonight the victim was Knob Creek 9yo Barrel Proof. That’s a damn nice cocktail but at twice the price of Legacy, I’m going to have to do a restock tomorrow.
Recipe?
BAKED PENGUIN CONTINUES REVEALING NAZINESS OF ORANGE MAN!
Xenu comin’.
Lemme see dem titties.
Reading all the dinner plans in the last thread makes me want someone to cook for me.
[opens can of Alpo]
Ok, that’s just mean.
Sometime’s Ted’s cant help himself.
Hateful.
Hateful
Relevant
But accurate.
We were on beef overload this weekend. Had to mix it up with some grilled pork chops for dinner.
https://smile.amazon.com/Spice-Hunter-Steak-Grill-2-2-Ounce/dp/B004LVYOYM/
Delicious, but needs salt added.
/sends groupon
I had poutine with pulled pork and eggs for brunch/late lunch today. You should talk to the cook at the bar where I ate.
My fiancee claims that I’m a better cook than she is. *I* think that she just wants to weasel out of the cooking. Women. [taps side of nose knowingly]
Well, our meal went great.
And the 7 year old didn’t go make a grilled cheese or Ramen. She sat there and ate nicely with the rest of us.
(And then I went in the kitchen to do the dishes and found her dish – she barely ate 1/4 of what she took out. So now we’ll have the bedtime “I’m hungry” gambit, familiar to parents everywhere.)
She needs to be introduced to the “breakfast is in the morning” gambit, familiar to children with parents who weren’t pushovers everywhere.
Oh, it doesn’t work. She still has to go to bed on time…. It is just a pain in my ass. She will go full meltdown sometimes.
I even explain it to her – “this is never going to work. You are never going to get your way by acting like this.”
Some things appear to be hard wired. It might take me the full 18 years to beat it out of her.
Jerk wings tonight.
Not sure if that floats your boat…
What’s the bag limit on jerks?
More than three and you’re playing with yourself.
Word. It ain’t a friggin’ Tootsie Pop.
There’s a limit?
#Chafing. Unless that’s what you’re going for. You do you (literally).
Come on over, we have plenty. You can help us keep Mom entertained and engaged, and in exchange, we’ll put tasty things in front of you, food and alcohol.
Googles flights to Phoenix. Wait….the air conditioning is fixed, right?
Indeed. Bring a slice of pizza for the Wonder Dog.
We want someone to cook dinner for you also, Tulip.
You’ll need bourbon, Fee Whiskey Barrel Bitters, fresh ginger, and a 2:1 lemon juice to honey syrup.
In a mixer muddle:
2tbsp lemon/honey syrup
2 coins of ginger
Add ice, then add:
2oz bourbon
2 dashes bitters
Shake and strain into a low ball glass with two large ice cubes.
For the syrup, I just squeeze lemon juice into a measuring cup, and then add the appropriate amount of honey. Mix it with a whisk and store it in a squeeze bottle in the fridge.
Gah! That was a reply to Tulip above.
Whisky goes where it wills.
Thanks!
That actually sounds good…..
But I ain’t runnin’ out to buy no fresh ginger. So neat it is….
I’ve been drinking mimosas all day. I might switch to box wine with dinner.
2 thumbs up!
I’ve been sipping on rhubarb juice, ginger ale, and vodka all day. Yummy.
Rhubarb? Do they sell such a thing as that in the stores or did you wake up in a ditch where rhubarb was growing? At least that is where it grows around here.
I have a rhubarb patch and make my own juice.
Rhubarb grows in ditches there? Are you sure it isn’t burdock? They look very similar, and rhubarb doesn’t spread, so unless someone is going around planting rhubarb in your ditches…?
Rhubarb doesn’t spread? Explain the 20′ by 10′ patch at my Dad’s house.
It’s right across from the horseradish field.
You know what else spreads, and people swear it doesn’t ?
Parkay?
Hitler?
Communism?
My prom date?
J/k, never been to a prom.
The Virgin Mary?
You win the internet, this day.
Jelly. Stewed rhubarb was a childhood treat. I still love it. And rhubarb pie.
Maybe slowly spread out from an established plant. I just meant I’ve never seen it show up in places it wasn’t purposely planted.
“Every” farmyard around here has rhubarb plants that are many decades old and they basically stay where they were planted. How big was that 20 x 10 when it was originally planted? 15 x 7?
Unless there is some variety I haven’t seen that is a spreader?
I have the same size rhubarb patch, in spite of digging, splitting and giving away a lot of plants. We don’t use rhubarb and I’ve given plants to anyone that wants it so I lose my customers. Its pretty stable so its OK, even the deer won’t eat it.
When I see the red shoots developing in the Spring I know that winter will soon be over.
Yeah, I spent several seasons eradicating the rhubarb in my Grandma’s garden. I think nukes might be the only way.
Hmm, I don’t know.
After a bit of research, maybe mom was feeding us the weeds you speak of. Or it could be people planted it along ditches here because free water.
Constipated?
Hmm. Maybe I need a vodka something or other for cocktail hour before dinner….
We had a late brunch with French toast made from English muffin bread. It was delicious.
Dinner is salad, pasta, and Crêpes Suzette for dessert. I suppose I should go cook the crepes.
Oh, Good Lord, woman!
It’s not “box wine.” It’s “carbordeaux.”
Kids these days.
**HEAVY SIGH**
“Cardbordeaux.” IHML.
Awesome. My box-wine-drinking father will love that.
And when you mix your Cardbordeaux with Sprite, that’s Cardboardo-all-right.
/Spirit of Redd Foxx
Needs more smut.
Love that term.
If I’m the only one drinking wine with dinner, I hate to open a good bottle. It seems selfish.
It seems selfish.
And? Are ye a good Glib, or are ye nae?
^^ I thought that I was at the wrong website for a second there.
Inorite?
So you feel selfish drinking a bottle yourself? And OMWC feels abstemious when there is still a bottle left in the cellar the next morning?
Neither of these computes.
‘It seems selfish.”
Shame is for mortals.
It’s the alpha move, are you not the alpha of your pack?
We already know that she is.
+1 rusty tin can lid
So just go ahead and finish the whole bottle. Problem solved.
Why is the big stone head in Russia?
Trump
Cleansing Russkie brutals?
Black Bear Ale induced a little cognitive dissonance in me. It’s a brown ale.
Looks interesting. Does it truly rate only a “76” in your humble opinion?
Been a while since I had it but seem to remember it being a pretty good beer. There are so many great browns out there though.
If there only giving Turbodog an 83, than I would consider 76 pretty respectable.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3/6/
It’s not bad, but it does have an odd taste to it.
Love their stuff. This is my favorite beer from them though.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/943/3035/
I have two bottles of that from my trip through Gatlinburg. I tried one… and it was sour. Really sour. I dumped it. We’ll see what the next bottle is like.
Why would you expect it to be different? Serious question.
It probably won’t be, but I’m gambling that they might be from different batches.
*whispers*
“It’s a guy thing…”
Ah. Carry on.
That sucks. I bought a six pack to bring home last time I was down there and they were good to go. Typical Porters.
Wolf Blass Unoaked Chardonnay mixed 1:1 with Fetzer Shaly Loam Gewürtztraminer. Why should winemakers have all the mixing fun?
Sounds like a pretty good idea. Cut some of that overt sweetness.
See now, I don’t necessarily begrudge North American vintners from making Gewürtztraminer sweeter than you normally find on the Continent — craft it for your audience, blah blah blah, etc. etc. But fer cryin’ out loud, Gewürtztraminer literally means “spicy Traminer”! Where the Hell’s the spice in most of these examples? I had a Gewürtztraminer from the Alsace a few days ago and once again, there’s that spice that I kept missing from most of the NA stuff. Seriously, vintners? You can’t preserve the dominant characteristic of the grape? Are you sure you’ve studied œnology?
Look for a bottle from Navarro. It’s the closest I’ve found to Alsace.
https://www.navarrowine.com/shop/2017-gewurztraminer-estate-bottled-dry
Thanks, compadre.
?
Build a bridge. Get over it.
Seems overly optimistic
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WCL8N89/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_9IkuDbPGPF38K
What are clintons?
I’d bet that’s what all of them thought.
Waiting for shamday at a Tibetian restaurant.
I read that as “shameday”. Woke up to that more than once.
I had to Google it. One recipe calls for seaweed. What?
I don’t believe there was any seaweed in my dish. Just beef, potatoes and sauce.
I found some recipes for that but absolutely nothing on YouTube. Odd. Still, I’m going to make that soon- I love Himalayan cuisines.
I googled Tibet to verify it’s landlocked. Why would it call for seaweed?
Dried seaweed is a super common ingredient in a lot of inland cuisines. Of course, the recipes don’t specify which kind, so who the hell knows. Still, I’m intrigued and want to whip some up and see.
All seaweed adds umami. That’s why even so many landlocked cuisines would call for it.
I blame the white man.
White man in Tibet? SNOW SMITH!!!
And how come I have a jar of Himalayan Seasalt?
Who hasn’t visited the inland Hymalayan sea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM
Africa: 1
Canada: 0
Also brilliant!
I didn’t even have the sound on and I couldn’t help myself from laughing.
Thanks! Too funny!
That got a *snort* out of me!
I’m gonna be that guy, and say that it actually looks like a leaf stencil, laid on top of a red posterboard.
/luved the vid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBnqi7jW4AAroYO.jpg
Libertarian moment?
That’s hilarious!
That almost makes me want to defend him.
I’ve got the flu. Any tips on feeling better beyond drinking myself silly?
Sorry to hear that. I throw on my heaviest coat + plus a couple comforters and drink my weight in gatorade.
Go back in time and get the vaccine?
I think that’s about it… keep hydrated. Sleep as much as you can. If you don’t have to work, letting the fever run its course can help you miss a few days in a stupor. That’s what I do with the kids, if they aren’t in a bunch of pain or the fever isn’t dangerously high.
I find that the recovery phase is the worst – when the fever is breaking and the upper respiratory tract is healing up.. All that congestion and inflammation makes me miserable. For that – real sudafed, mucinex 24 and ibuprofen.
Hope you feel better soon…. and I’ll be praying for the nausea to skip you. That is actually the worst.
Sleep. Lots of sleep.
Get well soon!
Pay attention to Drs DEG and CYTO. Those guys, er, doctors get it. Hope you’re feeling better in a day or two.
Yes, and now that I have your attention… I also recommend black tea, honey, lemon, and either bourbon or whiskey.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oseltamivir ??
Thanks everyone. CP your restraint in not posting a Demi Rose photo is remarkable.
If you want to get better, you have to give it to someone else. It’s like AIDS.
That was hardcore Glibbing, right there. Spud approved.
Sudafed. The good shit you have to show your license for. Mucinex DM. Those will help a lot. Also, Broth, water, rest, yada yada.
I did drink a good amount of hot chicken broth. Even when I didn’t feel like eating at least I was staying hydrated and getting some nutrients.
Get well.
I read that as hot chick broth
Which, I actually recommend.
Here, try this.
And raise your hand if you have the jack.
My NoDak spirit brother.
Get well soon, buddy.
I like the original lyrics for “The Jack”.
I’ve got the flu
Laughter is the best medicine? I don’t have any recommendations beyond what the others have said. If, by chance, you have access to a Chick-Fil-A, eat some of their soup. I know it sounds like BS, but, I’ve seen it help in these situations–myself and others.
Also, Sorry to hear you did actually get the flu, and I hope you get to feeling better quickly.
/what is happening to my glib-folk?!?
They make their chicken with thoughts and prayers, and Twitter is having none of that!
“Police warn people mocking convicted drug dealer’s hairstyle they could be prosecuted
Police in South Wales have warned members of the public who made fun of a convicted drug dealer’s haircut they could be prosecuted for their remarks.
Gwent Police used Facebook to appeal for information about Jermaine Taylor from Newport who is being recalled to prison after breaching his licence release conditions.
They shared the 21-year-old’s mugshot, which appears to show the man with a receding hairline, alongside the appeal in a bid to track him down.
His hairstyle attracted a slew of jokes and puns in the comments – with the image of Taylor having been liked more than 10,000 times, shared 14,000 times and commented on over 80,000 times.
Gwent Police sought to stop people mocking the man’s appearance by telling them they could face a criminal investigation for certain comments.”
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gwent-police-hair-jermaine-taylor-mocked-facebook-a9052291.html
So there’s hope for Mark Davis yet.
“Gwent Police sought to stop people mocking the man’s appearance by telling them they could face a criminal investigation for certain comments.”
So you admit that it’s just about silencing speech you don’t like.
It’s criminals all the way down in England Jr.
+1 First Fleet
So many times, he don’t know what he looks like.
Thinking about a travelog about Banff. Anyone give a shit?
Yes
Yes.
A potential job there for SP was floated a couple years ago, but didn’t work out. Nonetheless, we’d go there in a second.
Is it wrong for me to see “Banff” and not think of F-Troop?
You betcha.
Yes, I’d be interested in reading it.
I have the opportunity to go in February, sans wife and kids, but I don’t think I can swing a week away right now. *Sigh* maybe next year.
Absolutely.
Yes. I fondly remember elk burgers there.
Er, Banff Canada, or Banff Scotland?
If the former, Hell yeah. I’ll even obnoxiously point out the errors. ;-)
(Full disclosure: love Banff, live reasonably close, been there many times; but seriously don’t wanna horn in on a true visitor’s impressions of the place…)
Yes.
Relevant
The FitzPatrick Traveltalks short doesn’t seem to be on YouTube, but it is in the first volume of the Traveltalks DVDs.
I love watching those on TCM.
That’s awesome.
Thanks, Ted.
Yes.
Of course. It’s never about the destination anyways. It’s about the reaction/impression of the person. I’ve got Google earth if I want to see what Banff looks like. I want to hear how a Minnesoda glib sees it.
Sounds great. Wait, are you writing it?
^Toxic male encouragement.
Fuckin’ right!
I’ll get someone to help me with the big words.
Thanks, all. It was an amazing place – I hope I can do it justice!
I can help with the dog whistles if you want.
Fuckin a! Travelogues are the best o’logues.
No. Yes./I actually do want to read that.
Upgraded you to Contributor. Now you HAVE to write it.
Awww! Congrats to Tundra! Now, make with the travelogue.
The Convenient Death of Jeffrey Epstein
It’s a good video. I just wish they were shorter.
Tried to make a grid for another crossword. Something doesn’t look quite right.
https://i.imgur.com/YLIF52A.png
Nazi!!!!11!!! Reeeee!
You probably ruined The Crying Game for many people.
It’s my nature.
^Totally redeems himself.
Nah the gratuitous girlcock did that all by itself
Oooh. Gives me an idea for another grid.
I blame the Buddhists.
Black Homebuyer Finds KKK Application in Cop’s Home—Sheds New Light on Shooting Death of Black Man in 2009.
And just for fun he filled it out and sent it in. Got denied because of bad credit.
An old framed blank one. Real or gag gift?
Of course it did.
I’ve heard that cops were less likely statistically to use lethal force on black suspects than white suspects. Of course, the whole discussion is corrupted by politics, so I just throw up my hands. One thing that isn’t in dispute is that cops are shooting people regardless of race. A common denominator emerges.
Guns?
Cops can have guns because they act responsibly when they aren’t being racist.
Probably this paper.
Thx. Needz a Venn Diagram.
BTW, is there a paper on unarmed men in comparison to unarmed women being shot?
Wouldn’t you look at all interactions? I get this is because of evidence linking him to white supremacy, but, does anyone think he was looking the other way for whites?
Female Armor
“Ow! It’s pinching!”
From the sidebar.
That was excellent.
Speak English.
Hilarious
That was awesome.
Magnus PI is on Prime!!! Squee!
A Viking detective show?!? I’m in.
Or is it a Viking cooking show on making PIs?
Is that the Swedish reboot of Magnum PI?
He steers an italian longboat through the fjords.
*Saab peels out of a turnout above a snowy road next to a fjord*
Fucking autocorrect. Magnum PI
Oh, come on, everyone seems to be enthused by the concept of Magnus PI.
It was her Magnus Opus.
I’m sure someone here could write it.
You may enjoy Norsemen on Netflix. It has some decent Viking humor.
Is this where the punchlines include references to Valhalla?
*Angels sing*
+1 sunrise
The very interesting story of the legal battle behind Technoviking.
Does he drive a Ferrari?
Does anyone else hear this when they see/hear the name Technoviking?
No, because the system is down.
Excellent find!
Back when I was nanny for nephew, I chose to make him watch The Aquabats Super Show, and was surprised when they faced Cobraman.
Another excellent find. I wish we had more (new) HSR stuff. Always leave ’em wanting more, indeed.
Do you not own Strong bad sings and other type hits?
Umm……..sure.
I now have a new favorite video that wasn’t made by a glib….
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBohC09X4AAbpl4.jpg:large
As much fun as all that is, it pisses me off that few people are looking at Richardson’s connection. Scumbag will slide under that radar because everyone is looking at the Clintons.
And allegedly a bunch of others.
Pizzagate sounds less absurd than it did a week ago.
I don’t want to live in a world where the world’s record holder for the most handshakes in a row isn’t allowed a piece of jailbait or two.
I sure hope SF copyrighted the Doomcock, because it’s been stolen! Warty Hugeman ATTACK!
I……..wha’??
https://www.kusi.com/parents-upset-after-their-young-children-were-transported-on-sheriffs-buses/
Here’s a mom in San Diego who’s deeply upset because her kids, along with the rest of the school, were transported to a free special event in a sheriff’s Dept bus.
here’s a blurb: “We also provide this service during the Special Olympics, bicycle giveaways, Shop with a Cop, Surf with a Cop, Teddy Bear Drive, as well as providing safety presentations at elementary schools among others.
The bus is also utilized for special events and turned into a Haunted Bus as an attraction during Light the Night Against Crime 5K for Crime Stoppers. We’ve also used the bus to help with evacuations during a wildfire.
There is one bus dedicated and used only for special events. All buses are cleaned every night. If they’re going to be used for special events, they go through an even more detailed cleaning.
It should be noted, our multi-functional buses are branded as the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department. We use these buses to transport Special Olympic Athletes, grand jury members, new employees and volunteers for orientation, recruits for training, Explorer Academy Cadets (teen volunteers for law enforcement from across California), even Sheriffs and their spouses from all across the country during the National Sheriffs’ Association gathering in San Diego County.
Our goals are simple: support our partners in achieving their mission to serve our communities; ensure the children have a safe journey to their destination and for the children to have a positive encounter with law enforcement. We attached photos to this email, as you can see it’s a positive experience for everyone involved.” Note… these kids were participating in an event via Star/Pal.
They look nicer than the school buses I had to ride back in the day.
Totally.
Kids probably loved it.
Our school buses has bucket seats.
/that’s how they got us to go along with it
They certainly look nicer than the short buses I rode on.
That the school itself was most likely designed the same way as a prison doesn’t bother them, however.
It saddens me that the left has succeeded in brainwashing families like this one into seeing racism and oppression everywhere.
Pathetic.
The pearl clutcher was exposing her own racism. Crimminals = black men.
The Prussian style education system has been altered to fit the new narrative. It was bad enough before. Now it’s being used to start race and class warfare. Lovely.
Yeah I was going to make the joke that a prison bus to school seems completely appropriate, but I tried the short bus joke.
It’s not really even a joke. More like a reasonable observation
When her first post begins with what appears to be the rhetorical question, “Should I be offended”, you can rest assured that:
1) She’s already offended. And,
B) She knows that’s it’s unreasonable of her, but that’s not gonna stop her.
The conclusion I come to is the Sheriff’s department is over-funded. No need for that bus, or the multiple mraps I assume they have.
It’s 54 degrees out and we’ve got the fireplace going. Where’s muh climate catastophy?
Also, there’s a couple deer just outside the kitchen window eating our geraniums. They stop by most evenings for our neighbors’ apple trees. First time I’ve seen them going after our flowers.
Last night it was golf-ball sized hail. It was pretty soft though more the stuff on the sides f the freeze than the usual hard ice balls. It was cool watching them explode when the hit the pavement.
Fall is coming, mikey!
Seems to be peak hummingbird season here, and I have several tiny 1-inch long freshly hatched lizards running around the patio.
Late summer Escondido!
Nice! A little different from Minne, huh?
Very!
Fall is the best season.
Yes. 100%
I drove the Denali Highway last fall at the peak of the tundra colors and it was incredible.
We’re gonna hit the 60s tonight. Can’t f’in wait.
I have to go the east coast next week and I finally looked at the ticket that I bought a few months ago and realized that I booked an itinerary with an extra leg. Can’t wait to travel 15 damn hours.
One of the net’s best Reddit’s
https://www.reddit.com/r/OldLadiesBakingPies/top/?t=all
You left out the NSFW tag
Whatever do you mean?
“petite mature”
Pure degeneracy.
Gunfire throughout the afternoon and evening. Where’s my safe space? My dog isn’t even perking up to look out the window. She thinks it’s a non-event.
That’s just because Rachel has so many sick beats.
It’s a shame that she never released another album afte Come and Get It.
I just want her to make more ads warning me about testicular cancer.
Looks like they now have a person of interest in the Epstein case that was seen leaving the jail just before he died.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/lastvisitor
David Spade?
You know he likely tried to make a trip to Pedo Fantasy Island.
But he was denied because you have to ‘This Tall’ to ride that ride?
Yep, you have to. In any event, I’m sure Spade had plenty of takers. Carnies gots to make those ends somehow.
A final act for A Path to Wellness is percolating, so at least this tragedy may bring some closure to that sad incident in this site’s history that everyone hated.
ROFL!
I can’t see those sunglasses any more without unseeing this.
After 3yrs of this site, that’s where your mind goes when you see aviator sunglasses?
Hahahahaha! Silly Rhywun….
::quietly slinks away::
I yam what I yam.
I to, was a fan of Popeye. But canned spinach not so much, wait I think I was talking about something else…
Well, he was talking about sweet potatoes, so…
I don’t like those either. So that’s not what I was talking about. Maybe I was talking about Red Dog? Yeah, that sounds like me…
Preach. I’ll take a Red Dog, if you can spare one.
Ugh… Red Dog was one of the first beers I ever stole as an underaged drinker.
TIL: 61North is named Brian McGee.
I’m out in the bush and can’t get the video to load.
Ah, crap–classic Simpsons vid of Homer singing “When I was Seventeen” and buy beer with a fake ID.
/I don’t tell it as well as the writers and animators
Many thanks to SP for getting my article on in the evening-time.
I expect that when I tall all y’all to “read it and weep”, that is exactly what will happen.
Guy can’t find a girlfriend and gets a few fashion tips.
https://youtu.be/enG51hy_0Qw?t=722
Just to be clear: Fake Eddie Murphy wasn’t the point of that vid? I know his clout has taken a nosedive over the years, but, it’s nice to see him revisit a classic.
Bowfinger is a CLASSIC!
It’s utterly sublime. Much talent, from Oz, to Martin, to him, and on down.
It also shows just how bad his movies like Norbert are.
Never seen it. Can he not be funny? Genius.
Oh, it made fun of Scientology before it was cool. Then there was the epilogue.
Thank you for reminding me of this, as I now have a plan hatching.
Bowfinger is a definite for the ‘Must Watch’ list.
Downtown is timeless.
Downtown was Forest Whitaker….
/Don’t let CPRM see your post!
To unskinny a thread, as that isn’t befitting of me; I work in local radio, by my on air time is very sporadic. And the joke around work is that no one actually listens. But one day when I was on air I talked about how I drink Red Dog, and for the next few months Red Dog was selling out at an unseen rate around here where I had trouble buying it, it since then more places have started carrying. Maybe that air time just happened to align to some push by Miller, but that was odd.
Is your radio name Lonesome Rhodes by any chance?
I refuse to do a ‘radio name’, to the chagrin of some.
The ‘radio names’ some have suggested I go by are as many or more syllables as me real name, and sound much dumber.
Are you gonna tell us what those suggestions have been, or, do we guess at it?
I am kinda partial to Gustave’s pick.
Suggestions are still related to my real world name, and also to someone who knows that name might evoke someone who has been outed as a possible pedo who made bank on a cartoon about a cat and dog.
Yeeesh. Alrighty, then–onto other topics!
No coincidences. You speak on “public airwaves”; drinkers are reminded that, yeah–Red Dog was good when I had it last; it sells well.
Best opening to an article ever:
https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/nation/what-happens-to-jeffrey-epstein-s-money-and-homes-now/article_d7931aa7-ff5c-54ec-9d39-a8e0a882d40f.html
“Jeffrey Epstein’s apparent suicide is a significant obstacle for federal prosecutors”
You don’t say
Well, if anyone can do it, the Feds can. They should call Preet back into service.
I don’t usually watch Timcast, but today I did about Epstein, and he mentioned Preet. Small world.
I had to look that up. I only ever see Tim stuff on YT, and that’s just in passing.
First!
How does he do it?!?
Crepes suzette tonight. Did not suck.
This reads like a journal entry for someone going through SAA 12-step.
Well, now… I can see sucking for a treat of this caliber.
I, uh, mean, uh…very nice crepe you have there!
Wow, we have quite a few late/early posters tonight!
If you’re still up, what do you think I can substitute for ranch dressing in this bacon wrapped chicken breast recipe? I’ve got Ceasar and Kraft Cheese Ceasar on hand and I don’t want to go back to the store.
I would go with Kraft Cheesy Ceasar
Sold.
::looks askance at straff, slow claps::
Bravo, Mr. Straffinrun–you win this one.
Oh, late. Very late–the latest. You’re gonna love it.
He’s a good sport. https://youtu.be/dJRsWJqDjFE
Even better! https://youtu.be/kCZKAxDoUwE
Here’s a girl that presses about nine out of ten of my buttons. https://youtu.be/nb9vTu73xmE