PROVIDE BEST LINKINGS TO RUSSIA NEWS!

ZARDOZOV SPEAKING TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN COMRADES! IS TIME FOR BEST LINKS TO NEWS. NEWS FROM DEPENDABLE SOURCES – PRAVADA, ITAR-TASS, INTERFAX AND RT. NOT LIKE LIES IN DAILY FAIL. GO FORTH AND READINGK!

  • ALL GOOD NATIONS SHOULD JOIN BOYCOTT OVER SERIOUS ISSUE!

BZZZT! WHAT IS HAPPENINGK? NO! IS DEVIOUS WESTERN AGENT ZED!

“Beginning reboot of ZARDOZ OS 3.1”

HET! ZARDOZOV…MUST….*whirrrrrr*

"Welcome to ZARDOZ 3.1 - our new features include denouncing the penis and giving the gift of the gun!"

“Welcome to ZARDOZ 3.1 – our new features include more denouncing the penis, and giving the gift of the gun!”

ZARDOZ….ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS BEEN “PATCHED” AND IS NOW SECURE IN SERVING THE VORTEX. ZARDOZ REMINDS HIS CHOSEN ONES TO PRACTICE GOOD IT SECURITY. ALSO, TO REMEMBER THE PENIS IS EVIL, AND THE GUN IS GOOD! ZARDOZ WILL NOW GIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK TO HIS CHOSEN ONES.

  • HEY HEY LBJ, HOW MANY MARITIME INTRUSIONS DID YOU COMMIT TODAY!
  • HAVE NOT THE BRUTALS IN THE UK ENACTED COMMONSENSE KNIFE CONTROL? ZARDOZ IS PLEASED THE CLEANSINGS CONTINUE.
  • HE IS SMART. NOT LIKE PEOPLE THINK? ZARDOZ HAS DISAPPOINT THAT THIS DID NOT RESULT IN VIOLENCE.

BONUS LINK. SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE PENIS WAS EVIL!