The oldest started kindergarten today. Apparently, taking your kids to their classroom on the first day is something that parents do now. Whatever, I feel bad enough about sending my kid to kiddie jail without having to see how the sausage is made. I took my wife for a drink afterwards. Because, yeah, we’re those kinds of parents. Man, was it quiet in the house today. It was… excellent.

Russian government to citizens: Oops, we fucked up. You should probably leave your homes.

Deep State working against Trump impeachment! Or, you know, just doing their jobs.

I am so disappointed about the details of this fatal taco eating contest.

Its SugarFree’s timeline, we’re just living in it.