Liverpool pounded the shit out of Arsenal.I mean they just humiliated them. Man City also won handily, but as far as the “big six”, not too good a weekend otherwise.

Oops, sorry to have humiliated you again.

Tottenham and ManUre both went down to bottom-feeders, at home. And Chelski eked out a win. Rory McIlroy won a shitload of money. And by shitload, I mean  he won a cool $15M for winning the Tour Championship.  And he would have won it without the stroke handicap system they used for the final event of the season (which I actually liked).  The US Open starts in a handful of hours, for you tennis fans out there.  I’m picking Joker and Serena to win. Yes, I know that’s not being very brave, but that’s where we are in tennis right now.  And trust me, I only hope I’m half right.

The Yankees beat the Dodgers last night in what some people are hoping is a preview of the World Series. I’m not one of those people.  The Firstros thumped the Angels and now share the best record in the AL with the aforementioned Bronx Bombers. They’re both one game back of the Dodgers for the best record overall. Other winners from yesterday were: Baltimore, Atlanta, Kansas City, Miami, Pittsburgh, Arizona, Chicago (AL), Minnesota, St Louis, Washington, San Francisco, San Diego and Seattle.

Shit like this is why you don’t do your fantasy draft a month before the season

And Andrew Luck dropped a shit-bomb in the lap of the Colts over the weekend.  Not quite as big a turd as that Miami-Florida college game was Saturday night though.  I mean…Jesus, that was the worst-played college game I’ve seen in some time. There is no other way to put it.

Is today your birthday? If it is, you’ve got the following to keep company with: first ever British Prime Minister Robert Walpole, missionary and humanitarian Mother Teresa, sax player Branford Marsalis, former child actor Macaulay Culkin, Rockets guard James Harden and …that’s it.  Shit, what a dreadfully short and weak list.

OK, now let’s all settle in for … the links!

Come at me, bro. I’ll nuke the shit out of you!

This is the funniest story all weekend. Of course the sources are all unnamed. There is no documentation to support the accusation. Nobody in the meetings has stepped forward and said its what happened and several people involved have all denied that the conversations ever took place.  But fuck it, let’s run with it anyway.

Let me see if I have this straight. So they’re gonna do to you what you’ve been doing to the subjects of your pieces for years? How fucking dare they!!! Or is it ok for CNN to threaten to doxx someone if they don’t take down a internet meme? Or for newsmedia to dig through Kyle Kashuv’s social media from when he was 14 because he’s pro-gun?  Fuck you, you morally repugnant “gatekeepers” of the news.  Sorry your anti-semitism and racism is gonna be brought to life.

I have a feeling you’ll be crying again soon

Pretty sure this is an excessive and wasteful use of resources. But the “victim” is maintaining his story, and if its true this was a heinous crime of lynching. So may as well use everything to make sure this kind of thing never happens again.

Gamers worry about the weirdest shit. That’s all I got for this one.

When keeping it real goes wrong.  Also, don’t forget bring a (second) towel.

How kind of you parasites. Oh, it doest really restore property rights, it just gives people a window of time to do what you tell them to do or go back to being fucked over.  So much for freedom.

If you plan to watch the SpaceX launch tonight, make sure you aren’t watching through your window.

No birthday musicians worth playing, so I’m declaring prima nocte and just picking something I wanted to hear.

That’s all for today, dear friends. Hope the week gets off to a good start for you.