Monster Hike is a book in the spirit of Bill Bryson’s A Walk in the Woods and Cheryl Strayed’s Wild. As Avrel Seale approached 50, he decided he needed an adventure. A hike seemed just the thing. He can’t leave his job to spend months hiking the Appalachian or Pacific Crest Trail and doing just a portion doesn’t appeal. He wants to do ALL of something.
He decides to do the Lone Star Hiking Trail through the Sam Houston National Forest in eastern Texas. The trail runs about 100 miles, a distance he thinks he can do in the time he has available. But, unlike most long hike books, Avrel Seale isn’t looking for enlightenment, he’s looking for big foot. He’s convinced that big foot exists and that there is a large population living in the Sam Houston National Forest. He also believes that the USDA and the Dept. of Interior are covering up the existence of big foot and keeping the population down.
Seale has been interested in big foot since he was a kid. He follows the research through books and organizations like the North American Wood Ape Conservancy, the Texas Bigfoot Research Conservancy, and the Bigfoot Field Research Organization. He also follows a podcast called Sasquatch Chronicles.
Seale believes because of the thousands of sightings, video and other evidence. He also notes that the phenomena appears to be worldwide, not just limited to North America and that sightings stretch back in time with consistent details. He subscribes to the theory that big foots can be found in forested areas that receive at least 40 inches of rain annually and that offer prey such as deer. The Sam Houston National Forest fits that description, offering not just white tailed deer, but also wild hogs. It is considered a hot spot for big foot sightings.
So, while Seale follows the standard format of a hiking genre book, detailing the physical challenge experienced and providing some history of the trail, he also discusses why he believes in big foot, the state of the research and what signs of big foot he finds along the way. Along with the usual hiking gear, he brings audio recorders and a camera.
He sets off, alone, and on his very first night completely freaks himself out. He sees and hears a helicopter and gunshots. He thinks it must be the government hunting big foots. He’s convinced (at least in the middle of the night) that he hears big foots killing a white tailed deer. Twice. He also hears ‘tree knocking’, which is thought to be big foots hitting trees to communicate.
He feels better in the daylight and spends the second night in a camp, but still doesn’t sleep well. His brother is acting as support, and meets him at a trail head. Because he has slept poorly, he opts to have his brother pick him up each night and stay in an AirBnB with him. So, hike during the day and stay with his brother for most of the nights.
Near the end of the hike, he finds what he thinks is an 18 inch long footprint. It doesn’t look like a footprint to me, but, I’m not exactly a tracker. He finishes the hike and feels elated at his accomplishment.
As I’ve been reading rock-n-roll biographies, I’ve tried to make it an immersive experience. If the author talks about writing a song, I listen to the song. If they talk about a video, I watch the video. I even bought and drank Trooper beer. So, when Seale discusses (for example) The Bigfoot Field Research Organization, I checked it out. I even listened to part of a podcast. Apparently, through BRFO, you can join expeditions to search for big foot and they will train you in the correct, scientific, techniques. Essentially, you go camping with other people who are interested in finding big foot. Now, if you want to hunt big foot, well, look elsewhere. BFRO is strictly no kill. I bet the people that sign up have a blast!
When this book popped up in my Amazon recommendations (I blame you people!), my first reaction was to roll my eyes. Then, I thought this would be a fun review for Glibertarians. I was right. Seale comes across as plausible. He explains why he believes in ways that mostly stopped me rolling my eyes. For example, to the question of why haven’t we found big foot if it exists – he answers by asserting that we have! There have been more than 10,000 reported big foot sightings. As the book progresses, he points out that even if he’s wrong, no one has been hurt and he has learned science and met interesting people along the way. Not a bad return for any hobby.
Overall, I thought this book was a fun twist on the hiking genre. It didn’t change my mind about big foot, but it introduced me to a whole new sub-culture I had no idea existed. I rate it 3.5 out of 5 stars.
“There’s a squatch in these woods…”
Nice review.
He also believes that the USDA and the Dept. of Interior are covering up the existence of big foot and keeping the population down.
How often did he appear on Alex Jones’ and/or Art Bell’s show?
he finds what he thinks is an 18 inch long footprint
Sorry. That was me and it wasn’t a footprint.
I guess it isn’t bragging if its true.
Pshaw! Bigfoot does not live in Texas, thee young are too vulnerable to predation by chupacabra. Everyone knows that.
But everything is bigger in Texas?
Cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third biggest state.
UT Austin coeds >> UA (any) coeds.
That would be a good way to start a war over ANWAR.
It’s got WAR right in the name!
Also, there’s something sold as Suntory “Hibiki” here that is really good stuff. I’m currently drinking Suntory “Toki” which is nowhere near as good, but still good.
響き right? Delicious. Not a fan of Toki. Try Chita and stay as far away from Tory’s as you can.
BTW, I’m an amateur. Talk to Timeloose if you want a pro’s opinion.
Can’t confirm as there’s no kana on the label or box, and the kanji is way to artistic for me to compare to the typeface. But it might be. The upper left radical seems to match.
It’s delicious but fucking expensive. $85 for a 750mL
Probably this.
*Amazed if link works*
The bottle shape is correct, and the kanji but the Romanji on mine says Japanese Harmony A meticulous blend of the finest selection of whiskies
Probably the same thing with some tweaks for export.
Link works. NA probably has the Harmony, not Blenders Choice though.
Hibiki 12 was my fav before they discontinued it. The Harmony isn’t quite the same. Well favorite, before I found Chita, which sadly isn’t imported here. Or Kakubin or Fuji Sanroku.
An interesting flowchart for Japanese whiskies and distilleries. https://i.redd.it/718t197xnth21.png
Harmony is supposed to replace 12, and BC for 17. Hibiki itself is a blend of the three Suntory distilleries.
LOL “Sochu labelled as whisky”
This link has the same bottle, but a different box.
https://www.amazon.co.jp/サントリー-ウイスキー-JAPANESE-HARMONY-カートン付き/dp/B00WSEVQ9A/ref=pd_sbs_370_3/355-2369950-8158417?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00WSEVQ9A&pd_rd_r=a4783487-d2e4-4cf8-8c55-9b0caf0067bc&pd_rd_w=0yPNg&pd_rd_wg=ml64i&pf_rd_p=ad2ea29d-ea11-483c-9db2-6b5875bb9b73&pf_rd_r=PDECNAX7DDFT70RRZMNS&psc=1&refRID=PDECNAX7DDFT70RRZMNS
I’ve seen several of the shoju and import (imported into Japan and either finished or blended with actual Japanese whisky stock) whiskies on the shelf here as Japanese whiskies.
Buh?
I’ve had soju, it doesn’t taste anything like whiskey. So they flavor it with wood extract or something?
Age it longer, and don’t filter it. Or rather use the filtrate.
https://www.wineandspiritsmagazine.com/news/entry/rice-whiskey
I can’t disagree with that. We have no problem of labeling neutral spirits “vodka,” regardless of the sucrose source that fed the yeast. If rye, barley and corn can all be starter grains for whiskey, why not rice? All cereal grains are mutant grass.
Now fermented quinoa? That would be completely different.
It’s also fermented with koji, rather than yeast. The finished product is the acid test, and to my uncultured palate, those shoju whiskies are subpar and confuse the limited shelf space for Japanese whiskies.
Nice review:) Thanks Tulip! I used to hike a lot more than I do now. I enjoy getting out in nature and wondering if I’m going to be raped. I have a knee replacement in my future. Should probably just get it over with so I can get back out on the trails. Last time I slept in a tent for a weekend it was painful. Tend to go with cabins these days.
IF STEVE SMITH CATCH YOU. YOU NEED MORE THAN KNEE REPLACEMENT AFTER.
From the book, did you get any indication that his search for Bigfoot was just a way for him to avoid a real issue in his life?
No. It comes across more as a weird hobby.
To each his/her own. I’m still suspicious.
His brother believes in aliens.
He feels better in the daylight and spends the second night in a camp, but still doesn’t sleep well. His brother is acting as support, and meets him at a trail head. Because he has slept poorly, he opts to have his brother pick him up each night and stay in an AirBnB with him.
Afraid of the outdoors?
According to the podcast (episode A Scary Night on the Lone Star Trail) above, big foots will attack and kill people in the Sam Houston National Forest.
So, not just a weird hobby. He actually fears being attacked by Bigfoot?
Not really, no more than someone thinking he hears a bear while camping. Alone, in the dark, he freaks himself out.
I’m not trying to be a dick (that comes naturally!), but he’s searching for something he doesn’t think exists? I’ve just seen so many people fall into these traps.
Thx for write up, Tulip. Got me thinking!
He thinks they exist. He thinks they can be dangerous (like bears), so he takes some precautions, but doesn’t really expect to be attacked any more than another hiker expects to be attacked by a bear.
Who doesn’t? remember by attacked he means.. . . . … .
Recipe template for Tulip:
Take intensely flavored vegetable(s) like leeks, parsnips, rutabaga, etc (or a mixture) and slice thin. Place slices in oven safe cookware and cover with cream. Bake at 350 until deliciously brown on top (45 min-ish, start checking in a half hour — will completely depend on how deep things are in the container)
Sounds good.
It’s pretty amazeballs. The best part is the simplicity of the actual cooking — I’ll make a casserole dish of this stuff for family dinners and bring it over to whoever’s hosting and put it in whatever oven is going at the time.
Tonight I did leeks which I ate with the leftover steak.
Do you add any herbs? I could see adding thyme or rosemary.
You can, especially if the mix has something kind of bland. Anything that is in a bechamel derivative works (like tarragon). The simplest version I’ve seen of this in recipes is just salt, white pepper and nutmeg. Dry mustard is also common. But for things like leeks or parsnips I just salt it.
I’ve done a version with potatoes that included smoked paprika that got completely eaten.
Nutmeg works surprisingly well in bechamel. I even add it when I make ziti al telefono.
And some parsley and sage.
+1 sickle of leather
That sounds tasty.
Sasquatch Hunters.com? New subscription?
Do people in Europe search for BigFoot or is that a strictly American thing?
Yes, they do. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6723808/
Seems to be big in Scandinavia. I blame aquavit. https://scandinavian-bigfoot.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Scandinavian_Bigfoot_sightings
This is the culture of the people of Frost Giants, and their king Ymir.
Also, I love the “almost confirmed” status.
He talks about how you can tell the difference between hoaxes and and real sightings.
And as long as no one investigates further, the story can retain that status.
I scrolled down to the listing of Grendel (yes, Beowulf) as “Modern scriptural misidentification of living tyrannosaurid”
Oh, ok. That makes far more sense.
Talk about burying the lede.
I spent some time typing this out then posted in a dead thread.
One thing I have noticed that a lot of mentally ill people have is a tendency to be in denial about their illness because mental illness is so stigmatized. Imagine if you suddenly realized you were probably nuts. It is a worst nightmare come true. You will become a pariah. People that you have shunned in the past, suddenly you are one of them, one of THOSE people. Not only will you become a dysfunctional pariah but even you cant trust what is in your head. It is easy to see why people deal with that by developing a severe case of denial. You haven’t lost a career or property or liberty, you have lost yourself.
A few I have known have sought help. The vast majority do not. Even a slight suggestion that they talk to a professional about it throws them into a fit of anger and denial. A big part of denial is to shift blame. Their mental condition becomes everyone else’ fault. Frustration and powerlessness develops into rage. Others are plotting against them. Others have done things to make them the way they are. At some point I suppose they decide they are going to get revenge/show everyone how wrong they are/make everyone sorry for what they have done. The unrelenting stress is too much and they have a psychotic break. That’s when they get shooty.
We have a cultural problem in that we seem to be producing those conditions more these days. Maligning and demonizing people because of their gender, religion, or race is very psychologically destructive. Perfectly sane people are being treated like they are insane or inherently flawed. Some of those people may have more of a predisposition to mental instability and the cultural influences we have now tend to recreate the kinds of stresses the mentally ill face. We are creating monsters and I cant help but think much of it is done deliberately.
Wanna see mass shootings(actual ones, not the fake ones the perpetrators of this nonsense lump in with them)greatly reduced? Kill identity politics and the endless racist accusations that someone’s flaws are due to their race. Get rid of Gun-Free zones entirely. Stop stigmatizing mental illness. My bet? Ten years would pass without this horror happening again. We are always going to have one or two mass killings no matter what the gun laws are but we can damned sure stop putting people in such a dark place and give them a little hope.
“Wanna see mass shootings(actual ones, not the fake ones the perpetrators of this nonsense lump in with them)greatly reduced? Kill identity politics and the endless racist accusations that someone’s flaws are due to their race. Get rid of Gun-Free zones entirely. Stop stigmatizing mental illness.”
I agree with all that. Keep in mind that today is a holiday and by now I’ve drunk enough rum to kill a pirate. There is also the opposite: people who revel in being mentally ill, whether they are or not. There are plenty of people on tumblr and such claiming all sorts of self-diagnosed mental illnesses. It’s an extension of identity politics. It’s a way to avoid taking responsibility for one’s actions and claiming minority/victim status.
And getting attention.
That too.
There are people who are basically internet trolls making $500 – 1000 a month from Patreon.
People claiming victim status rarely, if ever, go on shooting sprees. They are too busy working their con and getting attention and their own death is something they avoid. It is the real, no-shit. crazies that pull off the shootings. It is a mix of poisons that create those conditions. Taking out the biggest ingredients would probably shut the vast majority of them down.
I don’t know about any of that. I think we should just make these shootings illegal.
With extra punishments if the shootings result in fatalities.
I thought there it was trolls?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollhunter
IN BLACK FOREST STEFAN SCHMIDT SEARCH YOU
STEFAN SCHMIDT START ON TIME AND WORK EFFICIENTLY
The Slavic people are too busy worrying about Vampires, the Celts have their Banshees, and the Scandinavians live in a socialist utopia so they have noting to worry about, the Anglos? they go for that jack the ripper type stuff, the southern Europeans – greasy Fredos – and such are too stupid to come up with folklore so they simply stand around and imitate Bobby De Niro.
I larfed
That was very good writing.
Anyway, I hope all the Florida and South Very East glibs are safe.
Thanks. Looks like it’s staying off the coast for the most part, although the beaches are getting hit a little. In the center of the state, we’re going to get a lot of rain and some wind, but (if the projections are accurate), it shouldn’t be too bad.
Yeah, looks like that last minute turn up the coast that was giving Floridians hope has stalled out.
Sam Elliot went to Canada and killed Bigfoot many years after he killed Hitler.
Almost related: Sam Elliot’s pubes
That movie was kind of slow but good.
It was slow, and had actual character development – it is a very sweet movie, aside from the action stuff.
Lone Star Hiking Trail
+ Mosquitoes
+ Humidity
——————-
= Hard Pass
I-35 (the Chisholm Trail) has always been the dividing line between civilization and other. Give me the crazy side: dryer, fewer bugs.
trust me
/ your Southern brother who moved back to humidity but doesn’t wallow around in it every day
I beg your pardon, but as a native Duncanite, I must object to I-35 = Chisholm Trail.
Within Oklahoma, US-81 is the Chisholm trail.
I-35 was specifically laid out to avoid the traditional places/landmarks.
Fun article. I still don’t believe in Bigfoot.
Related: Psych episode with Bigfoot hunters https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x50r1f4
I miss that show.
I might have to break out my boxed Blueray Psych episodes.
??
The episode where Lassiter saves the day by diving for his handgun that is strategically hidden in the fruit bowl in his kitchen.
This is a verb-optional sentence.
You had ‘diving’ in there. Good enough for government work.
also “saves” and “hidden.” Not to mention “is.”
OT: Nashville Catholic school pulls ‘Harry Potter’ books over ‘curses and spells’
Oh! I hope we soon re-litigate the Scopes Monkey Trial.
It’s a Catholic school. Being of the opinion that witchcraft is from the devil is hardly new, nor is it limited to Catholicism, nor even Christianity.
I like his take that even if Bigfoots don’t exist, looking for them is fun and no harm done.
OT but not much time left to ejoy some Labor Day music.
https://youtu.be/t8EMx7Y16Vo
Bigfoot brings people together.
Surprisingly not-catchy.
Certainly not like the Russian anthem that Putin restored from the glory days.
Cheezus…the comments.
Goonie Goo Goo
I know a fucking bigfoot when I see one!
Comedy gold.
I’ve been watching too many TV shows where details matter that I’ve stopped ignoring common “pay no attention to this discrepancy — it’s TV!” tropes.
I’m watching Bosch, and I’m wondering a) WTF a 21st century cop is doing toting a Beretta, and b) why a cop that carries his own gun (Bosh carrying his SOG 1911) has to hand it over when he’s suspended. Kudos for them having him carry it cocked and locked though.
‘Evil Dead’ (1981) 4K Remaster Hitting Theaters With New 5.1 Soundtrack
Excited!
If that’s not your speed maybe you can catch Evil Dead The Musical!
Goddammit! Why are there no Alamo Drafthouses here?
I may have to make a trip to Yonkers, which I never like doing because that’s where DMX is from.
And they have a city income tax.
Justice League Theatrical Cut Was So Bad It Made Zack Snyder’s Cinematographer Cry
My God.
Check your blood glucose.
I’m sucking on a hard candy and drinking some OJ as we speak.
You misspelled “penis”.
And “jizz”.
There is a reason I have an unwrinkled face…
Oh, I thought he meant O. J. Simpson. He was in prison for long time.
Bad link?
I’m not good at linking.
Here ya go: https://www.bleedingcool.com/2019/08/28/justice-league-theatrical-cut-was-so-bad-it-made-zack-snyders-cinematographer-cry/
Expected more STEVE SMITH buggery.
Actually, I thought this was a review of a cryptid romance novel.
I’m not sure whether I’m relieved or disappointed.
Today was the end of Track Season in Saratoga Springs. Since I moved here, I’ve encountered a class of people new to me. There are people who are “wealthy,” and I’ve had encounters with Megawealth and Hyperwealth, but these people here aren’t that wealthy, they’re what you could call “maxiwealthy.” They’re the kind of people who come and vacation from The City in Saratoga Springs and pay enough in rental fees such that the homeowner can pay off his yearly mortgage. Who when considering a clothing purchase justify it by saying they can wear it at “the Vineyard” or “The Cape” (all of this I have actually heard with my own natural-born earballs). This morning I was sitting next to a couple of this class at breakfast. They were complaining about the housing prices in Jackson Hole, and considering selling one of their current homes, which they really didn’t want to do because that home was so nice for four months out of the year. When the husband said maybe they could keep the house but sell the land, the wife said “but we’re not that rich… ok, I guess we are.”
And then they flew their Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.
How many tens of thousands of dollars do they
waste on climate change activismpay for carbon pardons, do you figure?They are called indulgences
Turn around…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
A surprisingly sophisticated bit of pop music
Too inside baseball for me but I’ve always thought it was a great pop song, FWIW.
The years I spent as a music major were far and away the most entertaining ones of my life.
Then I realized I was on track to be living under a bridge and changed majors. Somehow I missed the MFA/conducting track. Still don’t know how that happened. Which is probably why I missed it.
Older bro was a music major, some of it rubbed off on me. I would love to learn more about theory, but… time.
*read my mind*
Interestingly enough (which is to say, not interesting at all) the private jets fly into the airport near my house — this year was the first that they allowed such. Since I spent my infancy next to Tinker AFB this did not bother me.
If you have a NYS pistol permit, and a pistol (w/holster) of .380 or greater power, you should come to the match on 9/22.
I’m watching it for a second time.
I don’t agree with Dave on everything, but he’s just funny and a guy I’d like to go fishing with.
It looks like all of you idiots who thought Chapelle’s new special was good were wrong:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dave_chappelle_sticks_and_stones/
Rotten Tomatoes gives it a big 0 percent from a suspiciously small number of critics. Eat a dick average people who they apparently aren’t going to allow to give ratings on this.
Do they actually think that kind of thing works?
You know, radio stations didn’t play Iron Maiden. They still became hugely successful. It didn’t work then, why would it work now?
It makes people want to see it more, at least the people who aren’t brainwashed or braindead. It’s like a mysterious forbidden fruit.
Critics Consensus
No consensus yet.
AUDIENCE SCORE
Ratings: Not yet available
Yeah maybe wait til they actually claim some results before going all “Woke Bastards!!!”
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
Sounds about right.
“STFUL” and “SAR” back to back, I ‘m going to screen capture this and have a needle point done to hang on my wall.
I knew you’d like it. Happy Labor Day,
comradebuddy.Thanks, chum.
Gay.
Don’t be judgemental. Maybe he’s just like that.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
Seems like they’re putting a thumb on the scale by giving it a rating.
I mean, if it’s –%, that’s one thing. They haven’t opened it up to critical review, as far as their score is concerned. 0% seems like they’re running with a score.
If it’s 11%, does that seem suspicious? If one guy from their coterie of reviewers had awarded one star out of five, and that averaged out to 11%, and that’s what they’re running with opening week, doesn’t that seem like maybe they’re poisoning the well, to the extent they can?
But that would be suspicious.
There are five critics and an aggregate score of zero but let’s check back in a couple of weeks and see how the critics score looks then and I’ll be surprised if they actually allow audience reviews at all but maybe they’ll surprise me in a good way. It’s been the talk of the entertainment world for the past week or so, there’s no way the audience hasn’t chimed in yet.
Holy shit, that’s quite a run on sentence there. I hope Ted’s not around.
I think the acute lack of punctuation caused Ted S’ to have a seizure.
*whispers behind hand* do you think he’s on drugs?
Look at his username. What do you think?
Not to yuck your yum, but RT has pruned reviews to drive scores before. Of course, they did it algorithmically, which made it totally objective.
Kinda weird that they listed Kyle Smith (NRO) as a rotten review. His first article wasn’t “glowing praise”, but he’s put out several pieces that motivated me to catch it: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/dave-chappelle-goes-after-jussie-smollett/
His first review was embarrassing so he has been working to get some of his “I’m not a reactionary idiot” cred back.
Sticks and Stones s a rare moment in history in which some from the left and some from the right came together to attack the woke left. Chappelle is a comedic genius.
I do have to say that I find all the navel-gazing op-eds about his show to be extremely tedious. It’s a stand-up comedy performance, not a discourse on transcendental idealism.
Um, it’s DAVE CHAPELLE!!!!!! He’s like even more important to world culture than Harry Potter.
Yes, but have they considered what ‘Sticks and Stones’ is in itself?
Fuck.
I don’t know which op-eds you are reading but this seems to be a big deal. From what I’ve read and heard Chapelle successfully took on cancel culture. That’s no small feat for one man in one performance.
Shit like this, ad nauseam.
HM aren’t you a professor? Surely you know reading The Root, Salon, and/or Slate will rot your brain.
I ran out of drugs.
This isn’t the first time they yeeted shit.
Zero percent. Huh. Imagine that. Kinda like Hillary’s 197% chance of winning 100M to zero in 2016.
“Do they actually think that kind of thing works?”
Yes, they do because they are morons. This is the crowd that thinks reality is subjective. If they say it is so, it must be so. It is magical thinking…like they are casting spells. It is a necessary belief for propagandists. Even in the old USSR people snickered behind their backs. As I heard one Russian joke “We read Pravda not to know what to believe but so we knew what not to believe. If it was in Pravda we knew it was a lie.”
The propagandist does not believe they are lying, they think they are creating reality. Everyone else just laughs at them.
Even the high desert is not immune from Steve Smith
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Jemez-Mountain-Big-Foot-Sasquatch-Yeti-Zia-SAPPHIRE-Crew-Neck-S-S-Cotton-T-Shirt/283563586642?hash=item4205b4f452:m:miz-G7Ndn9DqHtQLsKP41Ag&var=584786098914
Duh, look at me, I swear, I mean really, I am NOT a retard! Our democracy is broken and my dog is going to fix it!
Derpity Hurr Durr Derpity
That is pretty bad.
He then wishes he were half as uninhibited as his dog, right in the same paragraph where he describes dogs sniffing people and each other.
Dude, you do NOT have permission to sniff me.
Oh come on. Lighten up.
Regan, however, is a cutie.
I can’t read it, but I assume its as stupid as the article entitled ‘ only China can save us now’. Thank God for the Times hiring the slow folks who couldn’t hack it at goodwill.
My browser’s Reader mode actually bypasses their paywall. Still not reading it.
But this one caught my eye:
“Why Has Trump’s Exceptional Corruption Gone Unchecked?”
I wish it were: “Why did Obama’s exceptional corruption go unreported?”
I can’t get past the title where he claims ‘our democracy’. There is a certain ‘we are all in this together’ must act for the good of the collective with those two words that really puts me off.
“Our democracy” usually means “my political goals”.
That’s the nice thing about being a libertarian – we don’t have to cower and praise the name of democracy whenever it is uttered. We are totally free to point out that democracy actually brings a lot of serious problems with it.
On topic: All serious cryptozoologists acknowledge that the remnant population in North America was wiped out in the Mt. St. Helens eruption back in May of 1980. Everything since (outside of Mr. Smith in the glib-world) is frankly silly.
He actually mentions bodies being found after the eruption
Harry Truman, Bigfoot whisperer?
Busted.
Just another day at Glibertairians Doggy Daycare.
I am convinced there is some cross-species coevolution going on.
LOLOLOL
You know, someone has to say it. Garfield is a fat lazy fuck who is going to die of heart disease if he does not better himself and everybody just lets him lounge around like it’s no big deal. This dumbass orange cat does not even make any kind of infinitesimal attempt to change his lifestyle and will most likely perish because of it. And yet you all just let this happen and you jest and jest about it until the cows come home. We’ll see who’s laughing when you pick up the Sunday paper and see the Garf in the obituaries section instead of the comics.
Sounds about Nermel.
Odie narrow gaze you’re gonna get!
I’m sorry, Jon
I’m sorry, Jon.
Jon will have shot himself long before then and Garfield will sustain himself first on the expanding pools of blood on the kitchen tile, and then on the solid corpse lying thereon. Nermal will wander in and be impressed.They will roll around as cats cats do. Then they will fuck, soaked in blood.
I did not expect fan fiction about Garfield.
How does Odie figure into all of this?
Awkwardly?
Isn’t Liz the Vet pretty hot for a cartoon nebish like Jon?
Orangecatbad
Ribs off the smoker, baked sweet potato, Chimay Cinq Cepages, and now whiskey. Not a bad day.
I switched from the Toki to Four Roses. Damn, that’s good bourbon.
Just so happens I’m sipping Four Roses Small Batch.
Jim Beam, rocks, Perrier.
“big foots can be found in forested areas that receive at least 40 inches of rain annually and that offer prey such as deer. ”
STEVE OFFER PREY SUCH AS HIKERS 40 INCHES, PERENNIALLY.
Going squatchin’ for a couple of weeks in New England tomorrow. First stop: Burlington, VT. Hoping that STEVE SMITH will be at one of the microbreweries there, because that’s where I’ll be looking for him.
BFRO has a Vermont expedition
I have coworkers there They assure me that I’m deficient in life by not visiting.
There is nothing worth seeing in Vermont.
Every time I cross the border, I feel a deep sense of anxiety and impending doom. I also constantly hear this sound at a volume just above my threshold of hearing. This continues until I return to NH.
According to Joe, it appears that there’s no difference between the two.
That’s because he’s a demon.
Are you saying he’s the long prophesied White Devil?
They all are, CPRM. They all are.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
It’s been a while but we loved St. Johnsbury. They did a tree-to-bottle demonstration of maple syrup and had an Italian place that was some of the best I’ve ever had.
Best sciencing I ever saw on Finding Bigfoot:
“These are coyote tracks. And coyotes eat deer. Bigfoot also eat deer. Therefore, this is definitely evidence that there are Bigfoot in the area.”
Impeccable logic like that should definitely get the guy a job at NOAA’s climate change office.
They’re afraid his incisive logic would discredit them.
Lol. Probably true.
The writer must have was a genius.
Doggone it, Tulip! When I saw the title, I thought for sure it was going to be your long-promised tell-all about your adventures in online dating!
Far less crazy
I can’t wait it. I expect it will be like visiting an alien world.
Ya’all need some chill up in here
I used to respect you.
Nice, but a little tempo di tear-ass for my current mood. Now THIS is chill.
Trump has a dark blue (perhaps black) USA Hat now, damn this man and his many hats!
Went out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant with child 2. While we are eating a guy comes in to pick up his order. Guy goes over to the salsa bar and fills a plastic cup with salsa. He then tips his head back and drinks it like he is tasting wine. He pauses for a moment before nodding approvingly and filling more cups with that salsa. I didn’t know whether to admire him or call him out for being a weirdo.
I’ve taken shots of hot sauce before, and this sounds like odd behavior to me.
Salsa guy’s weirdness confirmed.
My wife tried beer today for the first time. She’s 49. She had a Corona Premier. I think she drank half of it in about 2 hours.
Her friend, who is a native of Mexico, told her to have it with salt and lime next time. doG help me.
Wow. Does she drink other forms of alcohol?
Yes. Mostly wine but sometimes a cocktail. She is partial to gin and tonic.
It’s odd that she never had beer until now, but G&T and wine at least shows some sophistication.
The girl I’m with right now drinks one of two things: Bud Light, and some kind of god-awful Seagram’s fruit + alcohol concoctions in a can. Every kind of wine and beer I’ve had her try resulted in a bitter beer face. Since I wanted to find an alcoholic drink that we both like, I asked her if she would drink whiskey and lemonade.. I got a narrowed gaze and a “maybe”.
It’s puzzling to me. But other aspects of the relationship are great *wink wink* so I’ll overlook this oddity.
“I love my job.”
It’s hard to explain to someone outside the culture, but wining can be both sexual or non-sexual, or both depending on context. I believe Werner Heisenberg wrote a paper on it once.
If she was intoxicated that is sexual assault!
Also wining on a cop is child’s play.
Wining on the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago is S-Tier.
A friend of mine is from Saint Kitts and Nevis, he does the Carnival island hopping thing every year. One of these days I will be able to afford to join him.
Ho-lee cow! Good for that cop. That’s how you build community relations.
That’s like bonding between male lions. Nothing sexual.
Sigh… that parade is pretty much the only thing I miss about living in that neighborhood. We were a couple blocks from Eastern Parkway and had it down pat – hit the street around 10 AM, before all the knuckleheads wake up and the shooting/stabbings start (they were up all night long for J’Ouvert and are snoozing on sidewalk benches and grassy areas up and down the street), bring plenty of Tupperware and hit all the food vendors while the parade rolls, then head home for drinking and eating with the neighbors on the porch. Our first parade, we were accosted by an extremely inebriated old black woman who hugged me and wifey while exclaiming “I’m so fuckin’ drunk, I even love YOU people!” The lady then shared the secret; every single drink vendor keeps copious amounts of liquor hidden in their stands and will sweeten one’s slushy/coconut/pineapple/etc. if one asks politely.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
Tonight’s winner.
Yeti, Sasqwatch, Big Foot, Skunk Ape, Yowie, Almas, Wendigo, Grassmen, Pendiks, Yeren, etc.
Do we really NEED 23 types of cryptid ape-men?
We need as many as it takes to visit Bernie and persuade him to change his policies.
So, the first reports I read said the guy in Odessa was shooting a rifle, while driving. That just seems odd to me. Has this been confirmed at all yet?
Good question. What little I’ve read has been a bit vague except for the body count. I can tell if the cops are withholding information or the reporters don’t know what questions to ask.
Yeah, the accounts I read on Sunday mentioned a rifle, while driving, today no mention of the make of the weapon. I suppose, even if it’s wrong, they still spread the word.
I’ve read about “an assault type weapon” and an “AK-47 variant.” I assume these are meant as some sort of rifle.
Show us on the doll where Tony Danza touched you.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cruz-responds-to-alyssa-milano-asking-where-second-amendment-rights-are-in-the-bible
I’m sure that will be constructive.
Followed by Milano tweeting, “I’ll be in DC next week. We can live-stream the meeting so the American people can hear your bullshit 1st hand.” She’s all class.
I didn’t see that. What a bitch.
I think Arnold is the one that done the touching, probably while holding a gun, it would explain everything. But Commando is still great.
https://youtu.be/-4AtBBVZ73U
Well, not LAST, but second, so last first place I guess.
and also, time for bed. “I’m dead tired.”
https://youtu.be/N1qroY4SQLw
Possibly more relevant
https://youtu.be/B4L4QMtKHIg
“Can someone cite which passage of the Bible God states it is a god-given right to own a gun?” Milano said Sunday.
Totalitarians have always hated the concept of inalienable rights. Kill that notion and the bill of rights is dead letter. I cant think of a more dangerous and repugnant idea than rights being granted at will by govt.
I never understood why people whose living depends on freedom of expression are opposed to freedom of conscience and expression. Under a system where govt decides what rights you have or don’t have depending on its own needs those people become organs of the state. Propagandists spewing whatever politically benefits the powers that be. Stupidity, I guess. The concepts of inalienable rights, self ownership, freedom of conscience etc all escape them.
Where does the Bible grant inalienable rights? Guess what morons. Religion doesn’t grant inalienable rights either. People have inalienable rights by virtue of their humanity. To believe otherwise is believing that some animals are more equal than others. I never thought of Milano as a pig but then I had never heard her political opinions before.
People have inalienable rights by virtue of their humanity.
Yes, but you’re stealing more than a few bases here. This isn’t a premise, it’s a conclusion, and it’s a conclusion that’s not exactly self-evident without making certain assumptions.
Innate human dignity isn’t universally accepted because of humanity. If anything, it nearly universally rejected.
I think I wrote a couple of articles on the subject wherein I laid out my premises.
Last year? I am still not happy with the argument’s presentation but I am confident that the argument is sound.
I find the thought experiment more interesting to try to find out why she (or people like her) think we have any rights. I seriously Doubt she has any principles though.
The vast majority of human behavior is motivated by the desire to control others. Blow away all of the smoke and what she is saying is ‘Do as I say. I will decide what you need and what you are allowed to do and have. You are too stupid to decide for yourself.’
Pointing out that people make mistakes is the first step down that path. Asserting that people do not have an inherent right to decide for themselves or to live with the consequences of their own decisions is essential for control.
Principles? What are those? What I find most telling is their complete inability to understand the behavior of people who do have principles. That is the source of their projection. It’s all projection all of the time with them because they cannot grasp that everyone is not like them.
Fair enough, I’ll dive into the archives and try to find them later.
Even the guys who wrote the Declaration and Constitution admitted that their premise for inalienable rights was weak. They fell back on ‘God given’ because it was a very religious country and they knew that would fly at the time. As the country has become more secular the premise is regularly and openly attacked by people that detest any kind of limitation on power.
I am a completely non-religious person and yet I find the notion of inalienable rights sound. I also find their notions less than weak tea. While they assert that inalienable rights is a fantasy they never justify why or how they are more capable to decide for you than you are. They think they are born special? They are smarter than everyone else? Because they are so convinced they are right? Talk about fantasy. Everyone is born special and unique. I have watched people smarter than everyone else royally fuck things up all of my life(that is the reason for the saying ‘royally fuck’ along the lines of Orwell’s ”There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.’
Yeah? If. you are smart why are you wearing your shoe on your head and your personal life is a complete train wreck?
In a nutshell my premises are: 1)Self ownership is self evident because you possess your mind, body and conscience. In fact they are you. You cant possess something more completely than that and possession is very strong evidence for ownership.
and 2) Our system recognizing self ownership and inalienable rights works extremely well because it comports with natural law. Their systems fail because they are based on premises that conflict with natural law.
I think it is too early for this. *slouches off to pour more coffee*
they never justify why or how they are more capable to decide for you than you are. They think they are born special? They are smarter than everyone else? Because they are so convinced they are right?
You missed the real one. ? They think that they have power over you, whether that be physical power, social power, or otherwise. In other words, might makes right.
I did, didn’t I? Huh.
Yes they try assert control by whatever means necessary. They have to fall back on might makes right because their arguments are unconvincing and they will not cede under any circumstances. In the end their argument boils down to “Shut up and do as I say”. That is why it is so essential for them to disarm the population, why they are hitting it so hard. There is a limit on how much control you can have over an armed population and they cannot accept limits on their power.
I saw the story on the English denying youths the ability to buy eggs and flour. I have heard more than a few calls over there for rationing food. They have disarmed the population, instituted strict censorship and have healthcare locked down. Controlling food is the next logical step, something totalitarians have traditionally done: keep the population on the edge of starvation and privation.
Are all the late-nighters crapped out already??
My wife insists our son needs to have 2 naps a day (he’s 1.67). I try to prioritize eating/playing a bit more, especially because days when he goes to the daycare, 3 of 7 days a week, he only takes one nap at 12:30. Last night he woke up 3 times, once at 2:30 and once at 4:00, fed him some milk the first, and he had breakfast at 4 then went back to bed around 5:30. Since the holiday I have an extra long weekend, and she had a long weekend, this has gotten exhausting. She doesn’t like looking after him when I’m home, especially because he prefers me, but I suspect she doesn’t look after him much during her days home alone and instead does her business work. I don’t think I can take any more of this vacation, holee shit.