Inspired by California’s move to fuck over Uber and Lyft, Brett is on strike until we treat him as a full-time employee, give him benefits, and pay our share of SDI. So you get me for links today. And I’ll skip birthdays since Sloopy already got them- except to point out that HL Mencken’s birthday ought to be a national holiday, complete with fireworks and beer. Anyway… links.
Team Blue shows its deep concern for wasteful spending and special interest giveaways. Who am I kidding, they’d do this in a femtosecond if it was one of their guys in the White House trying to fuck up the economy.
If this doesn’t warm your heart, you truly have no heart. I would have loved this guy.
Sometimes you just have to wonder, what the FUCK were these people thinking? I have nanoscopic sympathy.
Speaking of the environment… I can’t… even… holy shit.
I hate doing Twitter links because they often get pulled out of embarrassment before you can get to them and laugh. Fingers crossed that this one is still there.
And another one, just because it’s so fucking hilarious.
So the Browns have a chance, then?
Now we know where CPRM gets his Hat and Hair dialog.
Old Guy Music is a song my grandma used to sing to me when I was a kid, and it seems weirdly appropriate about now.
Greenpeace v. Texans ?
Have fun with that, guys.
Greenpeace versus Polish military
Sup Tres!
HEY YUFUS!
And I nearly forgot- lay back, let it rip, and hit that motherfkn’ THEME MUSIC!!
No tall cans today? Ya’ll be boring. I got cans of Stella, Dos Equis, Carlsberg, and Sapporo. Not only tall cans, but THICC cans.
I helped my elderly neighbor (who knows better) pick up his H/D Ultra that he cant ride any longer. He was moving it in the garage and dropped it.
As a reward he gave me some legit ‘shine. Tomorrow is gonna hurt.
Yep, good deeds are gonna kill you pal, you gotta become evil like me.
It’s still early,barely
How long does she expect those glasses to stay on her face? They’re already falling off and she hasn’t even been harnessed in yet.
Also, are those made from real tortoise shell douyathink?
lol
most likely ABS or polycarbonate.
just like those nylon streamers they’re hanging up on the bridge.
Reminds me of that episode of Parks and Recreation where Tom, the Indian guy was talking about how a tribe all died ‘because they had no weapons’. Yeah, it would be like that.
“Today the Cajun Navy sunk 3 Greenpeace yachts. The fuel from those boats have cause an environmental issue that could’ve been avoided if these dipshits would leave everyone alone.”
I live about 15 miles from that bridge.
Local people are furious over these asshole.
They have traffic backed up 2 to 3 miles at the bridge waiting to go home after work. Lotta petro-chem plants in the area.
What’s the carbon footprint of 3 miles worth of cars idling in a traffic jam?
Lotta Red pill action lately, Tim Pool comes to mind …
He rails against leftists/Democrats near and far all the time. I wonder when he will realize they are not his friends.
So the Browns have a chance, then?
I got mono in high school from another dude…no sexy story, he just kept drinking my water at soccer practice.
Work Avoidance
filed my work search with Mississippi: I’ve got a few hundred dollars on a debit card now; they know I’m going to blow it on greens fees and whiskey, right ?
“If this doesn’t warm your heart, you truly have no heart. I would have loved this guy.”
That’s some obituary.
He sounds like my kind of Joe
Awesome obit for what sounds like an awesome guy.
I really hope they bury Jack with him.
I liked naming the dog “Fart”.
Blake Griffin roasts ex-girlfriend Kendall Jenner’s parent Caitlyn Jenner
“Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white d–k.”
“I know we’re all here making fun of Caitlyn, but honestly I want to take this moment to publicly thank you. As an athlete, I want to thank you for bravery. And as a human, I want to thank you for the doors you’ve opened,” the 30-year-old basketball player said in a preview of the upcoming segment.
“And on behalf of the entire NBA and half of the rappers on the Billboard charts, I want to thank you for giving your daughters their daddy issues,” he jokingly added.
*applause*
I know that we all make fun of Shaun King because it’s hilarious. But also…. as we all suspected, he’s the biggest scam artist in the social justice movement today. This extremely thorough article covers quite a lot of it. One of the highlights: he fundraised over $100,000 to climb 7 mountains, and quit after 4 days. Another: he sold a self help book, to be authored by himself, at $49.99. He never wrote the book, nor did he refund the money.
There are a bunch more examples, and I’m only halfway through the article. Shaun King is a real piece of shit, which was my opinion of him before this article anyway:
https://medium.com/@deray/on-shaun-king-351bd812318c
Sure, all those funds were misappropriated, but the feelings those people got by donating were real, and that’s what matters.
Which do you like better, Talcum X or Thurgood Marshmallow?
He’s always been a scam artist, the only news here is the depth of his fraud.
How the fuck did that scumbag not get Dolezaled? I actually kind of felt sorry for her, and if you can choose your gender why the hell cant you choose your race? She at least seemed to be living the part.
Meh. He fights the right, and I like a fighter. No one is perfect.
Yeah, but he’s horrible at it.
Too inside
baseballleftism for me. How do we know the author isn’t just as much a scam artist?NARRATOR: He is.
Medium? Yeah scam artist or useful idiot. Those are your choices.
Soooo…. you would say you’re on the anti-charity side?
*rans away cackling*
“Charity”
He wants you to pay for his family’s vacation.
I mean, he is asking you for money and offering nothing in return…
Unless he is a very accomplished climber attempting one of the most difficult routes, climbing Mt Rainier is two days car-to-car. Scam artist.
In his book, he writes about a week long training camp for Rainier. Scam.
He also claims to have been evacuated to a hospital “6 hours away” due to “exhaustion”. There’s a medical center in Orting, and if that isn’t to his liking, Seattle is another 30 miles away.
Scammer and pathological liar.
If this doesn’t warm your heart, you truly have no heart. I would have loved this guy.
funny
Yep, I like this guy
What can you expect?
Oh for the love of fuck… again? They haven’t already reached peak stupid?
Never mind them, I got beer to drink. I escaped serving on a jury once again today. God Bless America, Praise the Lord, we are free at last, free at last! DRANK!
Who?
The lefttards who cannot try hard enough to lose to Trump, again.
Peak stupid is unacheivable. It takes energy and mass to start the stupid ball, but increases do not require energy or mass and there is no limiting factor.
Christine Blasey Ford’s father supported the Kavanaugh nomination.
HA HA! Also, daddy issues.
https://thefederalist.com/2019/09/12/christine-blasey-fords-father-supported-brett-kavanaughs-confirmation/
Apparently her entire family knew she was full of shit.
They caught her with a beer in one hand, a joint in the other, and you know what in her mouth?
They never did bring out the psych evaluation or the rumored hypnosis sessions she “remembered” the supposed rape from.
There never was one. The whole thing was a bald faced lie, start to finish. The most awful kind of character assassination imaginable. So bad that not one single person believed the shit they were slinging. If you want to know what the left is really like, re-watch that shitshow. Those are the pinkos in all of their true glory.
Hiya Old Man! I hope you are well and not melted.
Best obit ever. My favorite part:
Good stuff.
Joseph Heller, will be missed.
Imagine 10 yo Tonio, already a precocious reader, bringing “Catch-22” up to the library counter in small town Virginia. The Librarian asks if I know what the book is about. “Yes ma’am, it’s a book about Air Force bomber pilots in World War Two. My father is in the Air Force.” My library card was asked for, and produced and my grandmother was called. “I’m sure he won’t understand it, but…”
I was let to check out the book, and I’m sure they thought I’d soon tire of it, which I indeed did. It was not the stirring stuff I was expecting and I soon tired of it and returned it. But something always bothered me about it because it was almost if the adults were making jokes. Things about which adults, in my experience, never made jokes. A few years later I returned to the book, understanding it, and it has been an influence on me ever since.
Have a plum tomato, chaplain.
I was 12, hardly any further along. Have re-read it every four or five years since.
I can hardly go a day without observing some corporate bullshit that Heller clearly predicted. It’s hard to not giggle like Orr because you know things won’t work or that it won’t matter to you anyway. It’s harder not to scream and twist like Yossarian because The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
He didn’t predict anything. Much like Ayn’s work it is a documentary.
I read it as an adult and loved it. Do not read the sequel. Trust me.
what the FUCK were these people thinking?
They weren’t. They were feeling.
“Demi Moore reveals she was raped at 15 and spiraled into alcohol and drug abuse at 42 after miscarrying a baby with then-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7457391/Demi-Moore-reveals-suffered-miscarriage-six-months-along.html
Is there anyone in Hollywood who doesn’t have rape story?
That’s why they like to pretend.
I’m starting to think that for narcissists and egomaniacs, getting raped is the keystone to their success.
Was it too much to ask that she focus on her other children, rather that being deadbeat?
“A New Jersey substitute teacher charged with sexually assaulting a 14-year-old student was confronted by her own teenage children who were disgusted by the alleged abuse.
Elyse Castillo, 45, was arrested last month for allegedly having sex with the teen boy over an 15-month period and failing to tell him she had herpes.
Castillo, who was employed by the Jersey City Board of Education as a substitute teacher, is accused of having sex with the boy at her home from June last year up until last month.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7457197/New-Jersey-substitute-teacher-charged-sexually-abusing-boy.html
Stay classy, New Jersey.
It seems like 95% of these are female teachers.
You’d have to be an idiot to be a male around underage females in this day.
Bingo. No way in hell I would do it.
Well it is not that difficult to not text, send nudes, and sleep with underage females.
I have two – yes two, because I run in classy circles – male friends who lost their jobs for sexing students. Their behavior was easily avoidable.
You on the other bury the evidence I assume?
Is it difficult to not get accused of ass grabery when you give out a bad grade?
It’s like 50/50 male to female ratio.
“Sometimes you just have to wonder, what the FUCK were these people thinking? I have nanoscopic sympathy.”
They were having a modern ‘liberal’ brain malfunction where you believe that if you just think nice things about everyone that they will suddenly turn into nice ‘liberal’ people and become just like you.
“What are you doing with those guns? I respect your culture! I RESPECT YOUR CULTURE!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwFt8CEWiU&feature=youtu.be
Whoever posted this in the last thread- Jesus Christ this was horrible.
When Sarwark tried to excuse away Bill Weld’s hawkish foreign policy by saying that the question of a “just war” is subjective I rolled my eyes, but I had to stop when Sarwark was using his “lived experience” as evidence that “white privilege” exists. JFC
The entire podcast is like this, not just this clip. Sarwark also argued that Trump is a bigger warmonger that George W. Bush, because … reasons.
I can’t for the life of me understand why the LP isn’t more powerful.
Time for that fucker to go away.
There has to be a way to remove him as chairman without actually joining the party….
The mecucks/Micaucs couldn’t figure out a way.
I am a libertarian. I am not a Libertarian, not merely because they are annoying, but because I do not even agree with the LP about most issues. They are not libertarian, they are progs who happen to be anti war.
Sarwark is the moron who posted the photo of Porkchop in a field of hemp and claimed that North Korea is more free than the US, right? The big L party is an embarrassment. It is 90% closet pinko fruitloops. Give ’em enough time and they all come out eventually.
BREAKING: We’re in Houston shutting down the largest oil export channel in the country to resist Trump & the oil industry for fueling this #ClimateCrisis.
It’s time to end the age of oil. #PeopleVsOil
I wonder what their ship runs on. . .
Self-loathing.
Lentil farts are the fuel of the future!
“It’s time to end the age of oil.”
If she could actually do that, I’d actually enjoy her quick and brutal death if not for it probably also killing me and everyone I know just as quickly. Some people are too stupid to fix.
S. M. Stirling’s Dies the Fire series has what seems a fairly accurate and brutal assessment of what would happen if her wish came true. Hint – people in cities start eating each other within a few weeks.
This guy sure as hell gets it.
Hydrocarbons Rock
Very interesting. Thanks!
Those must be hemp glasses.
Heh.
I hope someone cut them down rather than just let them hang there….
BREAKING: Everyone Who Defends Zoe Quinn Is Garbage
https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/1172018109177139200
Who the hell is Zoe Quinn?
she’s the broad who slept with game journos and got gamergate started.
My God she sounds like one of the worst people in the world.
https://www.thepostmillennial.com/exclusive-alec-holowkas-private-messages-reveal-zoe-quinns-abuse/
“The Post Millennial was subjected to a DDoS attack which attempted to shut down access to our site.”
I detected a DDoS while reading that article.
Who the fuck is Zoe Quinn?
Chelsea Van Valkenburg
Audrey Farber? Betty Jo Bialowski? Oh, you must mean Nancy.
Fawn Liebowitz?
Ah, I see you too are a Primitive Cultures major.
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts – Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus. Liebowitz, 20, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana, was tragically killed while firing a pot in the new kiln in Sylvia Plath Hall. “Messy” was how Wounded Deer Fire Chief Michael Redman described the scene of the accident. “It was hard to tell the pot shards from the body parts,” said the pyrodefense professional. “She just blew like a frog sucking on a cherry bomb,” Redman added.
my question is who is dumb enough to shack up with her still after all that’s come out?
Zoë Tiberius Quinn[1] (born 1987) is an American video game developer, programmer, writer, and artist. Quinn, who uses the gender-neutral pronoun “they”,
you can’t make this stuff up
“This article is extended-confirmed protected”
LOL
I need extra citations on all those adjectives.
Oh, but there’s no double-standard when it comes to accusations of sexual assault.
Who is Zoe Quinn?
“You don’t get to complain people can see your skid marks when you put your panties on a clothing line on your from yard.”
I’m going to borrow this after I clean it up a little bit.
Borrowing someone’s panties is kinda weird, but at least you’re going to clean the skid marks out first.
With his tongue, most likely.
He’s a sick fuck. I think he’s at least half German.
Dammit. I ‘m half German. Wait, can I apply for a disability? I could use some retirement cash.
ew
“Our biggest motivation… is to hopefully inspire anyone wanting to travel, and also try to break the stigma around travelling to countries which get a bad wrap [sic] in the media,” the pair wrote online.
Heh, heh, that didn’t quite go as planned.
play stupid games…
The thing is totalitarian regimes are perfectly capable of playing along with useful idiots from the West. You just need to know how to approach them.
Now they can wrap about the thug life in Iranian prison.
Never heard of her until now. Was it a big deal in Russia?
Yes, it was. Starting with her correspondence with Andropov and then her visit to the Soviet Union, all of it was covered in the prime time news program (“Vremya”) on the Soviet TV. All Soviet kids at the time knew about her and naturally believed that she was killed by the American regime for her love of the Soviet Union.
Water’s wet, the sky’s blue, and Russians are invariably paranoid conspiracy theorists.
Say what you want about Russians, but blindly believing official news/propaganda sources is not considered a virtue among them. At least among the educated folks.
Wow, I don’t remember any of that. Of course, I was probably busy doing school and kid stuff.
Ah, I vaguely remember her. Remember Weekly Reader? We used to have to read it in elementary school, and there was a story about her once. I remember because we had an assignment afterwards where we would write what we would say to Andropov if we had met him.
I remember Weekly Reader, but I certainly don’t remember what was in it.
“Yob tvoya mat Yurij”
Iran offered them free room and board. See?
“Our biggest motivation… is to hopefully inspire anyone wanting to travel, and also try to break the stigma around travelling to countries which get a bad wrap [sic] in the media,” the pair wrote online.”
Where to begin with this naive, pompous, presumptuous, self-absorbed stupidity? Nothing like a couple of numbskulls to ‘educate’ us mere sane mortals.
Bad wrap. Please. A former worker of mine was from Iran. She was beautiful and would say, ‘very bad in Iran at the moment’. But here are a couple of Aussies to tell us otherwise.
Personally, people who blog or brag or yap on about their world adventures are annoying.
Reminds me of those bike riding proggies from DC who were run over by jihadis in Tajikistan.
iirc run off the road and then stabbed to death.
I guess my travelogue days are over……
/slinks away for a Beer……..
I shoulda said you can tell the ones who do it out of being show offs and people who tell legit and useful tales.
I like the latter. So travelogue away!
Word. I wouldn’t even travel to Canada voluntarily. You guys are WAY too polite. //jk
They are exactly like the stereotype. Such sweet people!
Did you see Andreescu apologizing for winning the U.S. Open?
Epic Canadian stereotype.
Fun fact: Quebec is known as the most impolite province. And in my experience working for working as a mutual fund phone customer rep back in the day, Saskatchewan had the meaning farmers. My generalized statement of the day!
To be fair, Naomi Osaka did the same a year earlier – and for the same reason.
Well, the Japanese are polite too.
Except she was raised in the US from 3 years old. Maybe that’s why it came out a little passive-aggressive.
If I go to visit Canada do I need a passport or can I just flip them the bird at customs and accuse them of bigotry?
Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton may have been a dick but he was certainly interesting and he is one of the historical figures I’d most like to have a beer with. It is all in how you do it.
“Mental illness is used as an excuse to explain the Joker’s actions in the new film.
What is white privilege, Alex”
https://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/1171826178992345090
https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/tiff-2019-joker-is-a-white-man-1838038559
Explanations != Excuses
But I guess knowing the difference between the two is an example of white privilege.
Those are some Very Smart Brothas indeed!
If. you don’t believe it, just ask them.
not that I support changing a character’s race for no reason other than virtue signalling, but I kinda wish they had followed the woke crowd and cast a black guy as the Joker. At least then we wouldn’t have to hear all this insipid, openly and proudly racist bullshit.
There’s always something to bitch about, Joe.
Yeah, that’s definitely true. they’d probably just say it “perpetuates the stereotyping of black males as violent criminals” or some BS like that. If it’s heads they win, and if it’s tails we lose
What do you mean “they”, honky?
Not a lot of black metals out there
I found 10
The Root, and/or any other leftist main stream media outlet
Just busting your balls, Joe.
What, just because my name is Joe, you assume I have balls to be busted? Don’t you know men can get cervical cancer now? I’ve been assured that is the case, and I would know because IFLS!
Ovaries are ball-shaped.
Somehow i feel like “busting your ovaries” just doesn’t have the same ring to it, but i’m willing to give it a shot
So a black guy in white face?
Racist!
Alright fine, how about a hispanic guy in yellow face? final offer!
I can live with that.
Obama administration officials slam Warren: ‘Condescending narcissist'</a
I love it when the Left eats their own! HA!
Anyway Sar-quack and Gillespoo are cosmo losers!
Even Sarwark knows how to close tags.
More like Sar-barking up the wrong tree, am I right?
Please no. Don’t bring back the days of Block Insane Yo Mama.
Don’t encourage me, Charity No-no.
It took me seconds to come up with that. Seconds. Get ready to laugh your balls off, world.
At least John Bolt it on is gone.
*crashes through glass door, sprints across lawn*
*trips over gator, gets eaten*
You have a lawn…in Florida? So you’re (Rich) Florida Man? Or by lawn, do you mean swamp?
Awkward…
The Federalist reports that privately, “it appears the Blasey family had significant doubts about what Ford was trying to accomplish by coming forward and making unsubstantiated allegations against Brett Kavanaugh. Within days of Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court, a fascinating encounter took place. Brett Kavanaugh’s father was approached by Ford’s father at the golf club where they are both members.”
“Ford’s father went out of his way to offer to Ed Kavanaugh his support of Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court, according to multiple people familiar with the conversation that took place at Burning Tree Club in Bethesda, Maryland,” The Federalist continued. “‘I’m glad Brett was confirmed,’ Ralph Blasey told Ed Kavanaugh, shaking his hand. … The conversation between the two men echoed a letter that Blasey had previously sent to the elder Kavanaugh.”
The Federalist’s Mollie Hemingway and the Judicial Crisis Network’s Carrie Severino noted that Ford’s father “presumably wouldn’t have supported the nomination of a man he believed tried to rape his daughter.”
The accusations were political. Ends justify the means to those assholes.
Ford was just the left’s latest useful idiot. Useful idiots cannot learn.
I don’t think so. I think she was a fully aware conspirator and perjuring herself to libel Kavanaugh
NJ teacher busted for sex with student after her kids confront her
I don’t want to ‘bate to this one – it is pretty disturbing – but it is so disturbing I am going to have to ‘bate to it.
Think of the STDs.
Giving a kid herpes while he’s still in puberty is severely fucked up.
I know! She is a very naughty girl.
“HALLELUJAH! I’M A BUM”
When I was about 11 or 12, this wold have been around 1969, I and some friends would sneak downtown while our parents were at work. On on occasion, around 7th and Hennepin, a homeless man, for whatever reason, came up to me and said, “Shake my hand; I’m a bum.” So I shook his hand while replying, “That’s okay; I’m a Methodist.” True story.
Did good luck rub off on you?
Nah…he never even made it to I divest, much less hobo.
Didn’t team Blue spend the previous presidency…8 years…telling us that none of that mattered? Aren’t the current gaggle of Dem clowns promising to piss away trillions on imaginary bullshit? Who is stupid enough to fall for their schtick?
“If this doesn’t warm your heart, you truly have no heart.”
A shame to lose guys like that.
What were the Aussies thinking? Who cares. Let ’em rot. When we stop rescuing these kinds of morons maybe they will quit volunteering to be hostages to be used for political ends. Fuck ’em.
Carbon free hair-do’s? that has to be the most perfect virtue signaling to date. It is pointless, vapid as hell, hypocritical as hell and a sure fire indicator that the participants have virtue that can only be measured with negative numbers. I wonder where they will go from here?
Watermelons are gonna watermelon. No worries. Half of those people will be on psychotropic drugs at some point in the next few years…if they aren’t already.
HerbidyderbityDuuuuhhhhh. I dunno Maryanne, what does that mean? What could it possibly mean? It is such a brain buster. Sit and think about it for a while, see if you can puzzle it out on your own. *facepalm*
How can a carbon-based life-form have carbon-free hair?
alchemy
“This Hairstyle Is Completely Carbon Neutral”
NEXT UP: The least racist socks, and most gender-inclusive dish soap!
Number of Ohio vaping illnesses and hospitalizations continues to climb
And in Tennessee. And in Texas.
Do you know what doesn’t cause severe lung illnesses in our nation’s cherished youth?
Ciggies. Start smoking ciggies kids, like your grandparents did. Your cuck parents probably didn’t smoke because they’re gay losers, but if you want to be cool like your grandfather you will start smoking.
I may be wrong about this, but from what i understand, none of these cases have anything to do with legitimate nicotine vape juices like in a Juul. Every case i’ve heard about involved people buying sketchy THC vape cartridges off the street that have been adulterated with vitamin E or some shit.
But no, let’s ban Juul and force people back to tobacco. No way that could backfire
Only the flavors which attract the teens.
No, all flavors! We need to ban them all until we know what in the hell is going on!
Those sweet, delicious Camels are waiting for you. Go get yourself a pack – you’ve earned it.
I’d walk a mile for a Camel!
If they’re good enough for The Duke they’re good enough for me!
“Number of Ohio vaping illnesses and hospitalizations continues to climb”
I mean, WTF? Did we run out of opiate crisis? Do we need to import more opiates?
Tax revenue. Cigarette smoking is seriously down.
The State will always be a sucking nightmare and will not be denied its due.
Related:
States hit electric vehicle owners with high fees, Consumer Reports says
So, if I’m understanding this, the State bribes you to buy them and then punishes you for buying.
Nice scam.
They use the roads, we pay gas tax, they didn’t build that!
Prog fucks
Instead, let have a gps monitored road usage scheme! No way would that tracking data be used for any other purpose.
Who was the idiot at Reason Foundation that’s always clamoring for more road taxes, er usage fees, under the guise that it’s some sort of innovation?
So you’re saying the kiddies should get ciggies.
Bolton probably planted the Stingrays.
Strongman Eddie Hall Just Lifted a Kettlebell With His Penis
Well then…
Oh, okay then.
Didn’t know Australia had spy’s.
Had spy’s what?
Apples?
Vegamite?
Russian priest performs ‘aerial blessing’ to protect city from lust and drunkenness
Ball is in your court, Osteen.
“to protect city from lust and drunkenness” /I hate fun, and I don’t want you having any either
Gonna get awkward when it doesn’t work.
Now that is some grade-A trolling.
Awesome.
R.E.M. Releases A Single From The Vaults To Benefit Hurricane Dorian Victims
Inspired by REM, beloved crime fighter Crusty Juggler will release his unpublished novel, “Finger Sluts,” and will donate the proceeds to those impacted by Hurricane Dorian.
Did they sit in the corner and pour milk over their heads? Or do they have new stuff?
I can think of another song that might be more relevant.
PSA: I am taking one for the Team here, I got 1 of these,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/qMbdkfLF444SKrkw8
it tastes like stale Grape Crush, or old MD 20/20
Hipster Juice is everywhere. I walked into my local store today after escaping from jury duty slavery once again, and what did I see when I first walked in? THE CLAW! HIPSTER JUICE INVASION HAS REACHED THE OUTWARD PARTS!
I got this in response to the Hipster juice article, it sure isn’t beer, it’s like syrupy soda with a kick,
thank God I also got some Four Peaks Hopknot to make it all better, then Chili Brats!
or cough medicine,
Fermented Pickled Wino juice!
it’s got what plants crave!
“Fermented Pickled Wino juice!”
I’m actually… I mean, that sounds disgust… umm, do you have the recipe for that?
Well, start with a Wino……
It’s complicated
“start with a Wino”
Is she THICC?
Well next you need a 55 gallon drum and a lot of Vinegar .,
Welcome to “Kochland”: We all live in the brothers’ libertarian utopia
TW: Salon. Also, now I love Charles Koch, because if he is as the author claims he is truly a libertarian hero.
“We all live in the brothers’ libertarian utopia”
Someone is on the pot.
Utopia isn’t quite what they think it means,
Much like the Libertarian Party, libertopia is not anything like it was advertised
https://twitter.com/Team_Mitch/status/1172230711107100674
Mitch McConnel’s team is tripping balls
I have no idea who that is.
What is stunning are the replies and accusations that the republicans, McConnel is particular is a Ruskie asset. WTF? They are still harping the Russia hoax bullshit?
Favorite:
“Gun control? #moscowmitch won’t pass it.
Why? Because he’s a Russian asset.”
On what planet does that make any sense whatsoever?
McCabe is going to be indicted and all the smart people are saying “trust the FBI”.
I would think if anything the Russians would be in favor of disarming Americans.
Clearly foreign leaders want the citizenry of the US to be sufficiently armed to make more easy to conquer.
https://www.axios.com/newsletters/axios-edge-f4dea287-054f-48c0-898f-5955a9348105.html
Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Gates, MIT, and other billionaires seem to to have all been best buddies not too long ago, according to this reporting.
Mort Zuckerman is also a billionaire that Epstein was friendly with. Which figures, because he was a lousy panelist on the McLaughlin Group. Resurrect Tony Blankley!
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koFlWXgX52E
Epstein money? Who cares??? Does the MIT Media Lab believe in its mission or not?
I’d take money from Hitler if it were offered.
‘South Park’ Gets Renewed Through 2022
Penn Jillette, South Park… They’ve all changed. Sad!
At least we have Trump.
Penn is half the man he used to be,
And looks unhealthy as well
Didn’t he become a vegan?
Also, don’t give me that ‘keep my job’ excuse. You wrote what you wrote and said what you said because you have no balls.
The wormed turned, they fucked thereselves, after that it’s self preservation
What I don’t like is they’re repudiating a lot of people who stuck their necks out to support them. If your views change fine, just don’t attack your allies.
The good thing is that the only people who have to atone for their offense to Gaia will be the poors. I think the yellow vest protests have shown that.
I was really sad when Penn went off the rails
Libertarians don’t get included in much. Too much of a downer.
Too much of a downer? We’re awesome!
I figured there was a reason I haven’t watched SP in… shit… a decade?
You’ve missed a lot of great television.
Same here. Now y ou are breaking my heart telling me that.
Thank you for your service.
OMWC objected?
OT: Days 9 & 10: Boston & Portland
Not too much to report. Returned to the Old South Meeting Hall (launchpad of the Boston Tea Party) as we didn’t have time to fit it in the previous day. Also went to the aquarium. It was…. meh.
Had shaksuka for consecutive breakfasts (h/t OMWC) at a place called Tatte. Now that I’ve had an (((authentic))) version, I can improve upon my own.
Visited Fort Williams. 10-inch guns on disappearing carriages FTW. I was inspired. Later tonight, I will make my 10-inch gun disappear, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Portland is a neat town. Working port, great seafood, lots of
brewerieshop water bottles,close to lots of recreational opportunities, pretty laid back. I can guess what the politics are here, but, still, I could live here.IYKWIMAITTYD.
Hotel pool is unheated, huh?
Glad you are having fun! I’ve enjoyed your check-ins.
*golf clap in direct proportion to post-shrinkage penile length*
At first I thought you meant Oregon, then remembered you were in NE, enjoy!
“I can guess what the politics are here, but, still, I could live here.”
Some places are nice to visit. Living there, not so much. Wait until you get your first city/county property tax bill while you are fighting the ticket you got for not sorting. your recyclable trash correctly.
It is a beautiful place full of shitty, shitty people.
Chromosomally damaged Kennedy resembler and retarded Irish Mexican Beto O’Rourke calls on credit card companies to refuse to process payments on assault weapons or any firearm without a bkg check (not a big deal, how many private sales use a credit card?). He also called on creditors to deny services to assault weapons manufacturers and sellers:
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ahead-debate-beto-orourke-returns-texas-doubling-gun/story?id=65558396
It’s the precursor to the mark of the beast, it’s in there,
I thought that was supposed to be behind your left ear like in The Omen movies.
No, on your wrist, then your forehead, the creepy part is, it can be done right now,
Like this.
https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/swedish-people-are-getting-chip-implants-to-replace-cash-credit-cards/
Yeah, I was about to say this. If you turn people into sheep, they never see a problem with whatever. I mean who cares if the government can track my every movement 24/7 and track everything I buy or every bank transaction I make realtime. I mean, that’s not creepy at all, they mean well!
Google/Apple Pay works everywhere in Sweden. I withdrew 200 kronas (about $20) from an ATM and then there was no need to use cash anywhere. I had to exchange it to US dollars at the airport.
That’s so when they get lost and taken to a shelter, their owners can find them.
No RFID chip on Bella, fuck that….
Bella’s probably smarter than some of those people getting chipped.
Who needs a precursor when you got social credit score. Mark of the beast, 1984, pick the form of your destroyer.
Fascist pig is going to fascist. People have a very short memory for history. Would someone give that sack of shit a swirly already? Then strip him and lock him in his own locker.
I’ve said it before…. O’Rourke went from pathetic, goofy doofus to fascist asshole very quickly.
“fascist asshole”
You gotta get your priorities straight, and that is a prerequisite for being a dem presidential candidate.
Swirly after the atomic wedgie.
https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article234931682.html
Now the homeless are campers, don’t cha know,
I say the rats are people too and they have rights. And when they eat all the gov employees of Sacramento, it’s all good, the planet has survived.
I see that California is banning rat poison.
Someone try and convince me that the left doesn’t have contempt for humans.
The state is controlled by leftists. Leftists are a death cult. Is there something I’m missing here?
I’m finally establishing a base in AZ, 2 more trips back to Cali then We AreOut!
Wife and I are looking at moving to PA. And I know it’s not the greatest locale. But it’s not MD and it’s a LOT cheaper. Still driveable a couple times a week, have co-workers who have been doing it for 10-20 years. Wife is really excited about what we can afford to buy there, so it’s looking possible.
I like living in PA. Good luck.
That smell you smell right as you cross the line from CA to AZ is freedom.
Want to get rid of rats? Get rid of humans, simple
Many of the homeless around here are in campers. They move to a different parking spot around town every few days.
I’m usually in my van/ motel with my Wife, we don’t bring rats with us, just Bella
Why have I never heard of zestar apples before? These things are delicious.
New hybrid?
Wikipedia says it was introduced on 1999:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zestar_apple
You’re right, it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zestar_apple
Also created in Minnesoda. Goddamn, but our ability to make stuff just gets better all the time.
So, it sounds like totally woke Cali is going to install rent control on properties which they have made impossibly expensive to rent out, destroy the new sharing economy, and allow school children to run amok and make teaching them, as bad as it already is, effectively impossible. Is there anything the Golden Woke State can not achieve?
I support CA going full on prog. Letting states serve as an example of what not to do is a public service to everyone
I support neighboring states cutting off water and electricity transmission to California.
I support the free market Ted
A balanced budget?
Good schools?
Lower taxes?
Nope not a thing …..
There is a limit because eventually reality comes a-knockin’. They’ve got to be getting close.
Born and raised in the Golden age of Cali, I wanted to stay and fight, but
Too expensive and tiring, let it burn now, so we can go home and fix it
That fight was lost a while ago. Best to relocate before they pass a relocation tax.
Yusef, you may already know since you been posting here a long time. But Iived a lot of my childhood in Cali, mostly in Simi Valley. Some best memories. I was totally pissed when my parents moved back east. I still wish I could go back and not find a commie wasteland in place of the paradise I remember. California, rest in peace.
Agreed
Hey, I’m from Simi Valley too, Royal class of 83. Mom still lives there.
I was born in Ohio, but I don’t even remember anything from that, my earliest memories are from Cali, I think I was 4 when we moved there.
Great. So California becomes even more of an uninhabitable shithole, causing its residents to stampede to my state and make it an uninhabitable shithole.
So just because I’m from Cali I’ll wreck your state? Way to generalize dude
Don’t take it personally, Yusef. I get that shit all of the time because I live in the peep’s public of Murland. They know you’re not a commie, but most of your neighbors are. Just the way it is. We’re looking to get out soon as well.
We get shit on for being Cali born, and you know everyone is the same in every state they live in right?
Well, it’s sort of what I’m saying, it’s the government. The government, not the people. Maybe it was way back when ‘for the people, by the people’ still had meaning.
I was born in NJ. I got better.
Well, you couldn’t have gotten worse, amIrite?
*waves hi from NYC*
That one’s on you at this point.
They are already planning the take over of Nevada. If their gig-economy policies cone here it will destroy my wife’s grooming business.
They’ll all die from leprosy & TB soon, anyway
What a nice thing to say……
Final Report:
Four Loko sour grape 14 percent,
Do not buy! A horrid brew of something, I hope I don’t get sick,
1/5
You gotta get Tres to share that shine with you, I mean before you get sick. Or just drink a lot of beer, now.
Paging Tres! One shot of virtual ‘shine Stat!
Aren’t e-shots a right yet? Must be orange bad man preventing it.
Apparently the apple one is the one you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNi8Aaf568E
It was there but I never tried any of it so I thought I was Safe, maybe try the Apple, cause Apple?
Kamala wants to “ban certain behaviours” and incentivise less meat consumption.
Wow. I’m a democrat and I want to ban ‘certain behaviors’, I mean ones that I don’t like? I’m shocked, commie cunt.
Lessee: guns, meat, nuclear power, fossil fuels, straws, high cap magazines, body armor, “hate speech”, soft drinks, and plastic containers. What’d I miss?
Liberty.
Absolutely, that pretty much sums it up…also the internal combustion engine.
The engine of Liberty!
But let’s differentiate. Not for her, only for you peasants.
I’ll transmit that right away
TDS: The Incurable Outbreak
Political musicians, Idiots all, I watched that cluster fuck,
Since Ive been drinkin corn liquor, Ill just throw this in here.
Another good corn liquor drinking song: Good Corn Liquor
did you read my report? Good for ‘Shine is all I can say…
Probably best not tell him that you just doubled my amount you’re paying me for each article.
Greenpeace USAVerified account
@greenpeaceusa
Fighting for a greener, healthier world, no matter what forces stand in our way.
Like logic, decency, reality, human well being etc.
Or the Chinese army, First World idiots! God I’m sick of them….
Need someone from the portfolio to test because you’re (again) patching the crappiest software firewalls in the world? Go right ahead and give us the wrong contact information and don’t bother updating it when it changes even further later on.
We don’t mind sitting in an empty WebEx for half an hour trying to reach you, I swear.
the crossword is posted
I’m looking forward to comments
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
Libtards feature widely (see clues in baby blue)
The Libtards are on ABC.
It just started and it is already just awful.
you’re in 32 Down
Link?
Holy fuck, Beto. . .
Runnnn!!!! It’s the Steve Smith of Irish pretend Mexicans Ghaaaa!!!!
The Betosuaris!
He literally said that DT is directly responsible for the El Paso shooting.
Honk honk