A week o’ fun and mischief!
Enough of my slacking… I am back to Sunday preview duty! Fortunately, you the Glibertariat, have provided us with enough material (in addition to TPTB contributions!) for another week. Here is what you can expect to see:
Monday – Animal discusses 1911’s. The shooty kind. Not cars or biplanes or such. Somewhere Robert Francis O’Rourke cringes. Later on we get an update from Yusef. From the road.
Tuesday – Leon informs us how to annoy people, via a winning argument. Or, by winning arguments, rather. Jarlflax goes through checks and balances, later on. And late, we get the next chapter in the Anthrax Saga of Ugh from Ozymandias.
Wednesday – Buckle up for The Hat and The Hair. Not that it will do you much good. Just lie back and take it. Later on Florida Man speaks of the little things.
Thursday – Zenu comin’! SNP’s insidious plans revealed again? Later on, Sensei continues teaching Japanese via Anime!
Friday – The Glibs staff reveals their reading for the month. Later on, we suspect a cryptid visit with links or advice or both.
Weekend: Mexican Sharpshooter! Not Adhan! OMWC! Spudalicious! Sir Digby! W00t! W00t!
Weekdays: Sloopy, Brett possible substitutes! Huzzah!
The comments are open. Do yer worst.
Mmmm….1911s.
*wanders off to Gunbroker*
I already went through GunBroker this morning.
I bid on a Schmidt-Rubin Kadetengewehr. It got too spendy, especially given my recent buying spree.
I’ve watched a couple of Pigeon Grade Model 12s go for just a tad over a grand. Ten years ago they were selling for four or five times that. What the hell?
I saw three people in my group have serious mechanical issues with their 1911s.
Neither of us toting CZs had any malfunctions to report.
*exhales on fingernails, buffs them on jeans*
I should have sent my 1911 back to the factory to have them fix the feed issues but didn’t. Eventually I’ll have to find a smith to fix it.
I still haven’t fired my CZ-75.
I carry the CZ-75 Compact every day (put some sexy-ass rosewood grips on it, too). It’s heavy as a brick due to the all-steel construction, but that just means that it’s a very smooth shooter; not snappy at all. And I like the 14+1 capacity.
Nice.
My CZ was made between the fall of Communism and the break-up of Czechoslovakia. It has “Made in Czechoslovakia” stamped on it with a ’91 date stamp next to the proof mark.
I picked it up at an auction for a good price. I think the previous owner never used it.
I’ve never had an issue with any 1911 I built. I guess a lot of people aren’t into them at that level so they don’t know what to look for when they’re disassembled.
One of them was definitely having feeding issues, so that might have been the mag. Don’t know what was the deal with the other two. But I can’t believe that they didn’t know how to maintain them, since two of them are the event organizers and one still placed ahead of me.
Feeding issues often are related to the feed ramp and ammo used. That isn’t a maintenance issue – it’s more about knowing the weapon and how to get it functioning with what you’re feeding it. What I said above speaks to needing a bit more knowledge and experience to run your average, off the shelf 1911.
It’s difficult to ID the maker of these guns since they have to be kept holstered at all times except when actively shooting (and then ofc, you have to be behind the shooter). I could tell that one of them was this one. but it wasn’t the one isfeeding. The lady running the SR1911 was goooood.
Mines a Ruger. Its had a couple feed issues during break-in but otherwise its built like a mass produced 1911 should be: loose and reliable. Like Winston’s mom.
Most of the time it’s either ammo or mag related, howewer, 1911’s do require some maintenance. The recoil spring needs to be replaced regularly and extractor occasionally needs retuned or replaced. I’ve had a Stainless 1911 Officer Special for probably 25 years. It preferred smaller bullets like a 185-gr and would never cycle 230-gr Hydro-Shocks but that’s simply due to the shorter throat. With the right ammo it shot reliably until up to a year ago or so when I started having to replace mags and parts like the extractor, barrel bushing, slide stop. Still working on getting it perfect but it’s all part of the fun.
In some way shooting 1911’s is like riding Harleys. Part of the fun is knowing what the issues are and fixing them yourself.
I have an early Para-Ord from before they were making complete pistols. I got it as a frame with a bunch of (mostly plastic) parts unique to the design. I built it with a South American Colt slide and a number of hand picked 1911 parts. There were a few issues until I was finally able to replace all the plastic parts.
My dad had a Para-Ordinance. He loved it.
Agreed, the Officers Special has such a short throat that you have to get the timing just right to get those big .45s to cycle up that steep ramp into the barrel. I think that why Colt stopped making the 3.5″ barrel. Like I said though, it was reliable for over 20 years with the right ammo. I’m learning a little at a time. So I’ll get it back there.
You can’t beat a 1911 trigger either.
Harleys aren’t like that anymore. Now they pay guys like me to mess with them. That was the good ole days, though.
Its always the magazine.
I thought it was the thermostat?
The issue is that 1911’s were designed to be assembled by hand.
Thats the crux of it. I imagine other designs from that era would have similar issues with stacking tolerances,
I’ve yet to have any issues with my 1911s. Most of the 1911 like models were trouble free too. The only one that needed some gunsmith loving was my Firestar. New extractor fixed my problems.
No issues with my 1911. It’s 9mm not 45, but never mis feeds.
https://imgur.com/a/9rHqD1U
My S&W .44 mag lights every round I put in it, every time,
That’s why my carry pistol is a Ruger LCR.
I had another one of those “Wish I was back in the US” phases last week. I had drinks with a guy I know here who invited me to come run a carbine course at Front Sight. He has connections there and said I could/should come do a shoot.
I have a couple nice AR’s in 6.8 SPC and a Para-FAL which would be great on one of those courses. It’s just that the logistics don’t work for me right now.
I think Army is going with some SIG 6.8 Hybrid? I’m not sure the relation to the SPC round.
Very different round. The SPC is 6.8X43mm. The new round SiG is running is 6.8X51mm – but not a necked down 7.62NATO round either. Different case dimensions. Some of the rounds they used in testing have a brass body and a steel base. Scroll down for a look;
http://soldiersystems.net/2019/05/23/sofic-19-sig-sauer-exhibits-next-gen-squad-weapons/
I have about a thousand rounds through my Springfield EMP 9MM and about three thousand through my Springfield EMP-4 9MM.
They work flawlessly with practice rounds. I have had a few jams will hollow points after the gun gets dirty.
Lovely pistols.
My EMP in .40 had to go back several times. It’s not easy stuffing mechanics for a five inch barrel into a three inch platform. Once they pinned the extractor and polished the feed ramp, the stove pipes stopped. Probably the gun I’m most accurate with.
These fuckin’ euphemisms, dude…
That sentence is lousy with them.
Oh, there was a SIG guy in my group (father to one of the guys that has a 1911 break). I thought it was an X5, but it turns out it was just an X5 grip module attached to his P-whateverthefuck.
I have officially ceased to attempt to identify SIGs by sight.
This one is my newest Sig:
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/n10jlESlQkKgLdxdirG5kg.xon6Oe9E7F89vhZxhd5mXZ
Nice.
That one’s polite enough to ID itself prominently. And is is purrrrrty.
I posted it late on the last thread, but I’m still baffled enough to post it again:
How to make your sport shooting more expensive? Take up Cowboy Shooting.
How to make your Cowboy Shooting more expensive? Do it from horseback.
Double bonus points because now your wife is a crazy horsey-lady who also is a crack shot.
It’s not any cheaper to SF the link https://www.cmsaevents.com/home/
Where’s the steak?
BTDT. (Previously posted)
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/4UwE03XjSuqScDelxYV3UA.f8juD15jAfrbqNEBwjVKR_
It was glorious.
Hope all is well with you, sir. Or at least as well as can be expected.
Seconded.
^This. Dude is hardened.
Yeah. For sure.
https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/some-americans-want-law-enforcement-to-collapse/
Shorter version: boohoohoo, bohoohoo
Cops know that people don’t like them. But they never stop to think why people don’t like them.
They also never stop to think about why the law-abiding, taxpaying citizens secretly despise them. Because we’ve seen the thuggishness of the state first- or second-hand and we all know when they would far rather hassle volvo driving soccer moms over a speeding ticket than risk themselves going after actual thugs. And while us middle-class suburbanites may know enough to not pushback publicly against them that we are quietly seething and voting in our best interests.
And every time you and your apologists publish an obvious propaganda piece about Officer Friendly and the cute Police Horse, noble Police Dog or, “awesome” tactical vehicle, know that people like me are voting to cut your budget.
Also, fuck you, Dunphy, wherever you are. DIAF
And his bitch Morgan Fairchild!
[restrained opera applause]
Surfs up!
They are not Police Dogs, they are Canine Officers. For example, “The suspect was additionally charged with striking an officer. While fleeing on foot, the suspect repeatedly kicked Canine Officer Sparky in the head when he tried to apprehend the suspect.”
Imma guess about 75% of what they do is evil. Not unneeded, evil. Yeah, many of us don’t like evil. If they stuck to real crimes and only hassled real criminals, they’d be liked a bit more. Nobody hates their grocer or gardeners ( well, almost nobody.) They don’t shoot dogs and lob grenades at infants. It’s not hard.
It’s a propaganda ploy.
Sally Suburbanite: If they were that harsh to me over 36 mph in a 30 mph imagine how tough they must be on real criminals.
Tonio: LOL…. Seriously? You actually believe that. As in, you actually, really belive that?
SS: Why you be so mean?
Have a look at NY’s Finest.
That is awesome!
Cop-speak is so fucking annoying.
The cops are retarded, but I don’t think possession of a gun should be a crime. Point it at someone, brandish it, fire it without a good reason, sure, but just having it? Fuck no.
If they are saying he was at the jail, having it on him, at that point, is illegal. Of course, they should have removed it prior. I have trouble, and, no trouble, believing that charge will stick.
shut the fuck up libtard
::Droopy Dog voice::
Yes sir….. 🙁
Yeah, they kinda forced him into the jail against his will. However, it’s pretty much illegal to HAVE a gun in NYC, anyway. Also, they’re calling him an “ex con,” which adds another layer of “you’re going to prison” to the whole situation.
They “found” this shopping bag? Unless it was shoved past his sphincter, I doubt they found it on him.
Naw, He’d have to shoot himself in the balls for them to find it there.
But that infant and Weiner dog were eyeing him suspiciously and making furtive movements, he had no choice.
When the entire system went from judges only allowing evidence related to what was on the search warrant and then changed to “Yeah, whatever you found, I’ll allow charges” the line was drawn as us vs; them. Then confiscation of property under FYTW clause just pushed it further.
Yup, not to mention the SCOTUS decisions that codified they have qualified immunity and no duty to protect the public.
News flash LEO’s, you aren’t public servants, you’re the governments goons, whether you think so or not.
Confiscation? Ninth Circuit Upholds Its Previous Declaration That Cops Stealing Your Stuff Doesn’t Violate The Constitution.
“…nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law; ”
The property is seized but not forfeit until they are convicted…is how I read that. In the course of the conviction or sentencing an exact description of the property should be included. Lifting an extra quarter Mil listed nowhere in the record means that property was seized extra-judicially….i.e. stolen. It most certainly is unconstitutional.
I think Trump is in the process of burning down the 9th. Good fucking riddance. Anyone who voted for that decision should be disbarred.
Just go to traffic court and watch all the single moms fork over 5-600 bucks cause a cop said they should. The victims are legion. Hundreds per day in L.A. They’ve been doing that as long as I can remember.
That’s better than letting someone die in jail for not paying fines.
Confiscation justification has been going back to the early days of the republic
Totally justified because it’s inconvenient to go after the person directly. Rings familiar with a lot of modern jurisprudence.
Also, Story is a odious POS. Among many of his shit flinging, he thought that restricting the right to bear arms was ok because the masses weren’t disciplining enough for his tastes.
Ok, prize courts:
1. routinely cast captains who seized ships improperly in damages, which the captain was personally responsible to pay.
2. were ruling on the seizure of ships that were either engaged in piracy, or were flagged by a nation with which the nation seizing was at war, ie. not a criminal matter at all.
If cops start having to pay damages if the property is improperly seized, or we go to standard of 1. convict the person of a crime and then 2. separately prove that the items seized were used in the commission of the crime. I’ll stop calling forfeiture theft.
It’s a long derp article full of half-truths and logical fallacies. Here’s a few samples for those who don’t care to digest it fully:
“The refusal to allow rank and file patrol officers to cooperate with federal law enforcement to uphold the law. It’s a slap in the face to Americans and it’s a dereliction of duty. It’s also a clear and intentional move to create a divide between local, state and federal law enforcement. Divide the protectors… conquer a society.”
It’s called federalism, fucktard. Don’t quote Jefferson at me and then start talking about cooperating with federal law enforcement.
“Force officers to choose between enforcing unconstitutional legislation like Red Flag laws, which deny citizens of their right to due process… and providing for their own family.”
We all know very well which you’ll choose, there’s plenty of past precedent to shine a light on that.
“Make cops afraid to be cops. Encourage disrespect on them like water bucket attacks. Don’t go after the criminals who attack them. When officers arrest criminals, let them back out on the street within hours because a liberal judge determined that the violent suspect with a lengthy criminal history isn’t actually a threat. Then threaten law enforcement officers that if they do their job, they’ll be investigated. That if they have to fight for their lives, they’ll end up being charged. Remove both their desire and their ability to police.”
Oh noes! I might be held accountable for the job I do or don’t do?! Whycome you so mean to us poor cops??
And it goes on……
Americans are turning on cops for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Ok, but maybe that kid was an asshole.
WTF?
Just wait until they start confiscating guns. If they think that their jobs at thankless and dangerous now, they know nothing.
You want to fix this? Come out for drug legalization; come out against red flag laws, come out against gun control. come out against asset forfeiture, and stop protecting your buddies when they murder a kid. They want people to view them as heroes protecting the society, but the biggest threat to the society they are ‘protecting’ comes from those who pass the laws and regulations the police enforce. Change the laws and the police culture will improve.
I don’t expect it to happen any time soon but things would start to improve if/when the LEO’s as a group start informing the legislatures/executive branch how to give the people back most of their rights instead of the current “just following orders” Gestapo routine.
And ” the law’s, the law”
Sunday Slutty Sunday.
https://tinyurl.com/y6a32asa
I find #2’s stretch marks cute.
One and done.
She got thicc too quicc?
35
My husband told his too picky male friend to quit kvetching about potential dates’ stretch marks. He told him “think of them as a sweet flame job on a classic car.”
The guy did eventually marry a woman with a heart of gold who wasn’t the most gorgeous but has made his life bliss.
Stretch marks are visual evidence of the happy places becoming even happier.
True that.
I got a few when I was just 13 or so because my bosom blossomed pretty much overnight. They are pretty subtle now though.
#SCHWING
Um, where can I send you mine?
Dating over a certain age is like trying to find the least broken, least smelly thing in the thrift store.
Yep.
That’s how it is. Most of the 10/10 knockouts are incredibly demanding since they know that they’re desired by every man in the world.
Two words: exit strategy.
Pertinent?
Haha yep, that song was going through my head as I typed that.
Not their best work but also relevant.
Their best work. Fight me.
Okay, Shel’s lyrics usually outshine the music but this is one funky jam.
That was a blast! Speaking of Uncle Shelby…
Quote from Cuntes & Cods:
“How many times did I tell you not to stick your cod in madwomen? How many times did I tell you that no matter how beautiful a woman is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her nonsense?”
I’ll acknowledge Glibs.
Nice!
?
Trump sat alone at the resolute desk
Thinking about how the world is such a mess.
With CNN playing on the tv,
“Why does the fakenews have such hate for me?”
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in your head.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
Just like I said.
Trump meandered through the Whitehouse halls.
Tweeting outloud hashtag build the wall.
He just wants to make a deal.
But in the meantime he’ll have a ‘Happy Meal’.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
What’s with his heir?
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
See what I did there?
Run…Run…run Donald run.
Run for office now.
Run…Run…run Donald run.
Run for president.
Run…Run…run Donald run.
Run for office now.
Run…Run…Stop!
Trump as the business and a brand,
An imposing figure even with small hands.
A human lazer pointer, an epic troll,
Driving you mad it seems is his only goal.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in your head.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
Just like I said.
Is this Trump outta your head?
I think not.
Is this Trump outta your head?
I think not.
Is this Trump part of this thread?
I guess so.
My attempt at parody…
Very Nice.
Me likey.
Heh! making a Presidents of the USA song about a President of the USA. Clever. (I think at one point when he was running done something similar with that song, although I don’t think I did full lyrics)
Ha! Nice. I especially liked the outro.
Do any of you AZ Glibs know if AZ gun shops will sell ammo to people with CA drivers’ license?
Asking for a friend.
Will they even ask for ID? I’ve never needed to present any for ammo purchases, but I’ve never been further west than Missouri.
I don’t know. Never lived in a socialist state other than Minn, and at least people there still hunt.
I don’t want to have to drive to Murf’s Guns to load up.
I couldn’t imagine them asking for a driver’s license. I know they don’t in Nevada.
Duly noted. Thanks!
I had to give away all my ammo when I moved because the moving company wouldn’t transport ammo or flammable chemicals.
Just want to load back up without getting on the CA gun grabbers’ radar.
These guys ship to NY, maybe they’ll do CA?
targetsportsusa.com
I stocked up on my rifle ammo before the bullshit ammo law passed here. It is fucking ridiculous. I went shooting with a buddy down in San Diego last month and they had a really good deal on n 9mm (likely because everyone stocked up before). The amount of bullshit is insane. It took 15 minutes of fecking paperwork to buy what I wanted. I will now never buy elastinas a case of ammo in CA. It is not worth it. One of the many unintended consequences of the law will be that people stock up much more ammo at home rather than just buying what they need to and a bit extra. I hate the fucks that run this place.
Ducking Portuguese autocorrect.
“less than a”
The AZ folks will sell it to you, but CA will jack up bad if they know you bought it out of state. Drive carefully.
BTW, ain’t nobody gonna ship ammo to CA, unless it’s to an ffl.
Then lots of small, cash ammo purchases at a number of different suppliers.
I’m sorry you have to go through this, hon.
We will survive.
My Army issued ammo case is hungry to be restocked with hollow points In earnest and FMJ for practice.
Ohhhh, that’s what Murf sells.
They won’t even ask unless you look underage.
Tikka T3x/C19 Take Two.
If the overlords permit, I am working on a new cartoon as well. So maybe it’ll get smooshed in there somewhere if I get it done and there is an opening.
Schedule is pretty tight, bro. I submitted two pieces last week and they are both scheduled for at least a week out.
That’s a good thing; it means people been contributing.
Well, pitter-patter.
what’s coming???
Danny Dimes in yo face bitchezzzzzz
1911’s are my favorite. I need to get my Springfield MC operator to the range. I’ve only had it out twice since I got it 4-5 months ago. Great gun.
I wish there were some links so I didn’t have to think of something to talk about on my own.
*sullen sigh*
Just go to the previous post and pretend they weren’t posted already.
Just go to TOS and post any page from them and belittle it. Always works out.
https://hdontap.com/index.php/video/stream/el-porto-surf-cam
Maybe you can get Playa or Jesse to wave to you.
Jesse; if you go out on a poppers run, can you please swing by the camera and wave at me? kthnx
I work about two miles from there at LAX.
Will you wave hi to MikeS?
No, but I’ll throw out a “Hi mom!”
I’ll take it.
Wave? EF that, Moon him!
Don’t make me flip it over and make it a “WOW!”
Tell people you want to cut back on your alcohol consumption, and get a gay dog photo.
Hmmm…that gay dog is pretty cute. I mean, for a dog.
A PSA:
Today I bought a Vuse Alto to replace my Juul.
Pros:
– Cheaper (the device is on sale for 99 cents!)
– Bigger pods, more the double the size of Juul’s and also the 2-pack of pods is cheaper than Juul’s 4-pack
– Doesn’t seem to leak yet, like the Juuls are constantly lately (the reviews I’ve read say they don’t leak – we’ll see. With the Juul it was getting to the point where liquid would start bubbling up out of the mouthpiece on me the other day. Hello, mysterious lung disease?!)
Taste is… different but good.
I need a glossary.
Ha – be glad I didn’t go into vape “kits”. That needs a glossary. This is just plug-and-play vaping.
Between Cuomo and DeBlasio, I’m amazed you could still buy anything that tastes good.
I don’t vape fruity flavors, just “tobacco”.
That said, I’m kind of terrified of the day they tighten the screws even further.
I like to switch around. I usually have at least four tanks filled at any given time.
Right now I’m vaping a blend of Turkish and Perique tobacco, with vanilla and blackberry brandy.
I never tried a Juul or anything that uses pods.
Never heard of it. Is it 1911 or a Sig?
?
Smoke-smoke, not bang-bang.
You sure? Could be European scooter maker.
I just put in a plug of Grizzly long-cut wintergreen.
Seems easier.
It’s Fall Break for the yute and I’m thinking of checking this place out with him. It looks a little hoity-toity for me, but it could be cool.
Anything that keeps the next generation shooting needs to be supported. It might be above my pay grade but I’d save up if one of my spawn wanted to do it.
Woah—was that Joan Jett next to Carrie Underwood in the SNF intro song? Good going, Joan!
Excellent! She rawks.
Her mom was the desk secretary at the home for wayward boys I spent a year in as a young’n.
“Justice Kavanaugh should sue The Failing New York Times for all they are worth!”
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1175795391310155782
Maybe it will go all the way to the Supreme Court.
Sue them for a steaming pile of shit?
I recently found a digital version of The American Rifleman c. April, 1935. TW:PDF
First sentence in the editorial:
The more things change…
I just about fell asleep sitting up.
Nap time!
I’m trying to care who wins between LA and Cleveland, but nothing is happening.
I guess I’ll take the Browns just because I’m tired of them always getting the #1 draft pick.
I’ll care for you. Go Browns!
They’ll let you down one last time!
Chores done, just took a swim and waiting until dinner to grill some lamb.
Right now champagne with a touch of Chambord (Raspberry Liqueur) while watching the late game.
Life ain’t too bad.
Cheers, dbl!
Mahalo Hayek!
I don’t recall ever showing ID to purchase ammo in AZ. Even when I was a mere youth.
Around the opening day of dove season the Circle-C’s used to mave stacks of shotgun shells near the door for easy purchase. I’d ride my bike up, buy a 100 rounds and pedal away.
Is there a law in Ohio against uniforms that don’t hurt your eyes?
It’s right after the law against winning.
I like them. They aren’t boring white or blue.
They persisted ?
I’ve got $30 riding on this game and I’m playing Monster Hunter World instead. I’m saving up all my emotion for tomorrow, when I watch the Redskins get beaten at home by Mitch Effing Trubisky.
Hell. I was expecting a blowout so that I could just go to sleep at the half time. Instead the Browns have decided to make it a game. They’ve settled down on dumb penalties, Baker’s getting rid of the ball sooner, and the defense has been doing a great job with the number of injuries they’ve got.
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1175224685262516224
70’s anime pillow?
I’d give that thing some stretch marks.
Heh:
Here’s a selection from my upcoming coffee table book “Civil War General or Hipster Asshole?”
At our finest, we are philosophers, asking and attempting to answer the great questions: “Is there a God?”, “What’s the meaning of life?”, “What does it mean to be a good person?”, “Do we have free will?”, “Is there life after death?”, and “Is our universe just a simulation?”. These questions send the greatest minds of every generation to search for answers in a vain attempt to understand the very meaning of our existence.
But what question ascends above those that have been pondered without answer for centuries? “Who’s getting the best head?” This brilliant question, of course refers to the now famous image of Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving oral sex from their female counterparts (presumably taking place at some point after Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, the second movie in the franchise, in which the Chipmunks meet and court their female counterparts). Their counterparts are the Chipettes, a girl band of chipmunks consisting of: Jeanette, Brittany, and Eleanor. Alvin is receiving head from Brittany, Simon from Jeanette, and Theodore from Eleanor. Now that we have established the basics of the image, we can begin to consider arguments for and against each chipmunk. For the sake of clarity it is assumed that the reader has already analyzed the image in question.
The argument in favor of Theodore consists of three points. Firstly, Theodore likely has the smallest penis (evidenced by his low self esteem throughout the franchise). This would allow Eleanor to most easily preform fellatio. Secondly, Eleanor is a large girl, she knows how to eat. Her weight suggests that her mouth is a precision machine, which might give her an advantage in oral sex. Thirdly and finally, it could be argued that Theodore has ascended to a higher state based on the expression on his face and his relaxed posture. If this is true, Theodore has a strong case for best head.
Working against Theodore is a strong point. He is clearly fast asleep. This means one of two things: either the head was so stale that he passed out, or the head is so good and he’s falling asleep from post nut bliss (but then she shouldn’t be sucking). This simple reality calls into question the quality of the head that Theodore is getting.
Alvin is certainly reacting much more strongly than his brothers, this perhaps shows a superior experience. Most blowjobs do not lead men to doing the jumpman. Alvin may be a chipmunk, but he’s not a chumpmunk, and this ain’t his first rodeo. He’s been shown to be the coolest in his crew and as such has likely gotten some spectacular head in his time. A man of experience reacting as strongly as he is indicates Brittany’s potentially fantastic dome skills.
The quality of Alvin’s experience hinges on the quality of his relationship. Brittany is shown to be the most popular of the Chipettes, and thusly, may not feel the need to put in the same amount of effort that Eleanor and Jeanette likely are, lack of enthusiasm could be harming her performance. Throughout the movies and source material, Alvin is a dramatic individual who often overreacts to situations creating comedic relief. It is not just possible, but likely, that his over the top reaction is not because he’s getting his soul sucked out, but because he wants to boost the ego of his girl. While this is a valiant effort, blowjobs aren’t theater, they’re honest to god work.
Lastly is Simon. The nerd, the quiet observer, the self proclaimed “smart one”. His geeky status may mean that this is his first sexual experience, and his equally nerdy girlfriend may be for the first time giving head. In the movies, Jeanette is shown to be the most quiet and conservatively dressed of the Chipettes. This prudish lifestyle could be evidence that she won’t get freaky with it.
As always in life, looks can be deceiving. Simon and Jeanette are in a committed relationship. It is cannon that they find love in one another. And the notion that because Jeanette is a nerd she doesn’t give bomb head is foolish. Simon is having an out of body experience while Jeanette slobs on his knob like it’s an acorn. This is not her first time.
In conclusion, Simon is getting the best head. He has no reason to fake a reaction, he isn’t asleep, his girl is putting in effort, and his face says it all. His damn legs are lifting off the couch like the lord is pulling him to heaven. While many of man’s great questions must go forever unanswered, “Who’s getting the best head?” can finally be put to rest.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Ok.
Now that I see the picture, I don’t think they’re getting head at all. The angles of the Chipettes heads are all wrong. Too low. Ball sucking or taint licking is much more likely.
Don’t assume chipmunk genitalia are similar to hominid genitalia.
If you are attempting to breed your chipmunks, it many take a few tries
But they keep dying after one of my attempts.
You’re probably wrapping the duct tape too tight.
That won’t work for L.A. chipmunks. If it’s a male, it’ll have a manbun with chopsticks sticking out and a belly shirt with extra tight jeans. If it’s female, it’ll have a leather welding jacket and steel toe boots with a crew cut.
From the leg angle on Simon and Jeanette’s head position, she is clearly either rimming Simon or working his taint. Photo analysis leads to the inescapable conclusion that Simon is in fact getting the full oral experience, and therefore HM’s theory is confirmed.
Jeanette is biting.
Now that I have seen the evidence, I agree with your assessment.
A tip of the monocle to you good sir.
I’m having a hard time fapping to this, I mean Simon and Theo are damn near touching, who does this kind of thing?, unless they’re going to switch it up it’s hella creepy to be all in the same room, let alone on the same davenport.
Different standards apply to rock bands. It’s not gay if you’re on the dressing room couch.
“Davenport”? Last person I ever heard anyone say that was my grandmother and she’s been dead for 20 years.
Is that some version of the pop vs soda thing?
Couches are for watching HBO Documentaries; davenports are for orgies.
Gramma was pretty straigh laced, but I’d heard she was quite the flapper in her day.
Yeah, a couch or a sofa probably smells like a dog, but a davenport is either a rich leather or possibly a corduroy, and the person who owns it is a swinger who will play a Herb Alpert LP and smell of Jovan Musk.
There is also “divan.”
Divans are for incestuous rape.
I’m partial to “settee”
Chaise Lounge kinda guy here. No idea what kinda sex that translates to.
Chaise Lounge kinda guy here. No idea what kinda sex that translates to.
languid
A Chesterfield is for straight missionary. 5 mins tops. Just get it done as efficiently as possible. Stiff upper lip.
Day bed is for cheating on your girlfriend with whom you’re already cheating on your wife.
He probably uses the words “slacks” and “trousers”.
When he makes calls he does it on his “wireless”.
Yeah, davenport is like Jane Eyre territory.
So crazy bondage hate sex?
Is there another kind?
Yeah, that’s gonna ruin the experience for me. I can’t be touchin’ some dude’s hairy-ass knee with my knee in the middle of a hummer.
I think Theodore is getting the best head. Reasons:
1) Simon is clearly redirecting her toward his ass because she’s so shitty at sucking dick.
2) Alvin is in pain because his bitch is super hot but she’s making it toothy.
3) Theodore’s bitch is fat so she’s had to perfect her technique to make up for it. She also clearly can’t wait to get fucked later.
They’re either extra wet or they already got fucked.
We can assume they’re in their late teens so it’s gotta be like an automatic sprinkler system down there.
and thusly, may not feel the need to put in the same amount of effort that Eleanor and Jeanette likely are
This is axiomatically true.
I’ll buy that.
Bonus round:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFC5EnjX4AApKee.jpg:large
Why do the girls look like they’re having orgasms? Extra strong vibrators on the breech end of the dildoes?
Some girls peg with real penis.
I speak only myself, but I get pretty dang close myself when my BJ recipient is into it and showing his appreciation.
*wipes sweat from brow*
“Sweat”, he says.
I would’ve figured you had it right, by now, Q.
/my, it IS getting hot in herre….
LOLOLOLOLOL
#metoo
God bless the internet
Well obviously Theodore.
I don’t know, don’t count Eleanor out. Big girls tear the d up. If a girl’s shopping for at least a size 14 it’s a lock the head game is tight.
HM is a furry confirmed.
Ross Bagdasarian Is spinning in his grave.
Is it sad that this is reality now?
https://youtu.be/pk9bck-vmbI?t=205
Checking out the NFL highlights. The Dolphins. Those uniforms are unsportsman like conduct.
They look like footie pajamas.
And WTF happened to the mean looking dolphin in the M helmet on their team helmets? Now their logo looks like a freaking aquarium logo.
Some has to photoshop a butt flap with buttons on those because you are spot on.
Worse than the Browns and Bengals?
Bengals aren’t bad *on average* but the Browns…they don’t even have a logo.
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
Bengals aren’t bad *on average*
The F… Oh you mean the uniforms.
Worst ones are the Steeler throwback ones with stripes that make them look like a swarm of bees.
This is interesting if you are into history and the NFL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovdbrdCIP7U
Lots of logo and some name changes.
So, they look like they’re covered in bees?
Sorry, but yes. I don’t even think that’s a real color the Dolphins chose. I think it’s a gender category.
Lions game. Detroit running back scores a one yard touchdown then immediately hands the ball to offensive lineman to spike it. Never seen that before. *Slow clap*
Walter Payton used to do that quite often. He would also throw some up into the stands for fan souvenirs, even though it resulted in a fine.
He was no Eddie, but he was pretty good. Viking fan here.
Well at least you’re not a Packer fan. I dislike the Vikes, but can’t stand the Packers.
Pray that SP is merciful- or not checking the comments.
I remember years ago hearing about that fine. IIRC it was something like 5 times what the ball cost. And well within the means of even a league minimum player. Kinda pointless.
Yeah, that stood out to me as well. Probably a backstory to that one.
*lights hayeksplosives signal*
I saw some mention of the clean plate club on the last thread.
You a babish fan, Mrs?
Never had heard of it. Had to do a quick search.
Really ok with continuing to separate my happiness from food.
Believe it or not, this site helps me take satisfaction in other things, as does my job. I need to lose at least 50 more lbs, probably more/
I’m a cooking enthusiast, even more so now that I’ve started eating well oddly enough.
Ah well, missed connection. Good luck on your journey.
Thanks. I’m going slow and steady without feeling much pinch.
If I keep going at the current rate, I’ll be in a good place in a year.
At some point, I’ll feel good enough to add in some healthy exercise that isn’t too rough on my joints.
Yeah, don’t mess up the joints, they finally made that shit quasi-legal!
I’ve been riding a bike because I’m too fat to run (hurts me knees!) and the ocean has been poisoned where I live (Palm Beach) for a long time since they keep dumping fresh water from Lake Okeechobee in it.
I have a nice “Specialized” brand ladies’ bike but my neighborhood is so hilly, I gotta start with brisk walking before I try a bike ride or I’ll kill myself or innocent bystanders!
Huh….I actually do time on my elliptical stationary bike before going for walks…
Then again, my schedule is weird vis-a-vis the average glib.
YMMV
“This is what the Empire did to Han Solo after freezing him in carbonite”
https://twitter.com/PizzaMcRib2/status/1175311954644221953
TW: Don’t click on that.
That is a highly specific kink
I clicked.
I made Mr. Mojeaux look at it.
I’m not getting laid this week.
No straws?
Were you still in church at the time?
Nope. I woulda had some splainin to do.
https://i.redd.it/k4f9s6c4bgmz.png
Proves Han did shoot first.
LOL
L.O.L.!
Why did I click on that?
reverse psychology?
That’s the only way to make sure the Feds can’t recognize your face on surveillance video at the local rub-n-tug.
I like how the static picture of the Death Star is hidden as potentially offensive media.
“We need to stand up to protect everyone’s right to the freedom of speech / the First Amendment. I may not agree with what you say, but I will put my life on the line to protect your right to say it. As president, I will protect all Americans from censorship by powerful tech corps”
https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1175728002262421505
How?
Nationalization
Public executions.
https://d2mdn1s78c9h86.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/TG_ALIVEFNL-8.jpg
Wood.
That fin is still really disturbing.
+1
By taking away all your money, cars, steaks, burgers, airplanes and guns, of course.
Once we take the money nobody will be able to afford any of those things. You’re making the plan more complex than it needs to be, comrade.
By stripping racists of their American citizenship.
Today, in everyone is literally Hitler
“Children—notably Nordic white girls with braids and red cheeks—were often used in Nazi propaganda. An old Goebbels technique! Looks like today’s progressive Left is still learning its game from an earlier Left in the 1930s”
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1175848457191510016
Did you know the Nazi’s breathed Air. The very Air that you breath today. You must be a Nazi
SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBTARD
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFBp9opXsAEdeGk.jpg
Go home, Dinesh, you’re drunk.
Ignore Goebbel’s Big Lie technique and focus on the blondes.
I often part my hair in the middle and make two braids, then roll them up and pin them to either side of my head when I expect to be doing hot work outside.
Does that make me a Celt supremacist?
#ISupportBoudica
Nice! Maybe I’ll be allowed to live …
::crosses fingers::
On second though, let’s get you that ammo–no need to wait for their magnanimity.
The comments gave me emphysema.
Well, one nice surprise after a long friggin drill weekend (other than getting pinned by my folks – which was nice, but obviously not a surprise) – got home to find a $110 check in the box from VA. Apparently to make up for those horrible federal tax cuts that were so unfair to the average joe.
And apparently not a scam.
https://archive.li/TYqOB/60204fa5dfce192f62b44d0f01364e43321b85ed.jpg
Showing up to a gay wedding with cocaine is probably not that out of the ordinary.
That’s how it do be.
“Introducing: the Nigersaurus! It’s one of the smallest sauropods measuring around 9 metres long and weighing in at roughly 4 tonnes. Interestingly, this dinosaur feeds from the ground despite the fact that it has a long neck. (Dentists beware, the Nigersaurus has 500 teeth ?)”
https://twitter.com/JW_Evolution/status/1175100316553011206
What did it sell crack to other dinosaurs?
Thom Yorke calls himself a ‘hypocrite’ when it comes to climate change
In an interview with BBC Radio 4’s “Desert Island Discs,” the British musician said: “The thing I’ve always struggled somewhat with, is if I’m campaigning on climate change, I’m someone who has to fly for my work so…
“I totally agree I’m a hypocrite but… what do you want to do about it?” he told the show.
“You can do stuff but the real stuff has to happen in Parliament and the UN, and has to happen now, we’re out of time,” he said.
Out of time? What happened to 11 years?
You plebes are out of time. I’m busy jet setting, my job requires it, what do you want me to do?
He could always throw himself off a pier and spare us from any more of his “music”.
+1 long walk
/* long sigh */
I like his music. Yeah, yeah no accounting for taste and all that. Going to see him in Berkeley in a few weeks. At least I’ll take public transport to get there. My shitlord self is more environmentally sound than he is.
No worries – I like a lot of crap, too 🙂
Bless your heart 🙂
*slides Pet Shop Boys CD to bottom of pile*
Oh, I can do way, way
worsebetter.Well, I doubt he has any financial need to continue touring – if he doesn’t have enough set aside by now he’s too stupid to be trying for more. So he could put his money where his mouth is and just stop touring.
But of course, like all the other people who get interviewed about this BS, he doesn’t believe any of it more than it takes to blather about it to sound like he’s one of the woke.
Here’s also saying he needs to be forced to do the right thing (as he sees it).
Or, as you say, he doesn’t really believe it.
+1 $8.7MM ocean front new Obama home.
I think a lot of people believe it. They just don’t think it applies to them.
Guy’s a fucking creep.
He’s a weirdo.
What the he’ll am I doing here?
https://twitter.com/nix_lad/status/1175025159356461057
Top tier.
Bonald Froomff owned. Paper straws now.
Heh
https://archive.li/et2W4/07dd331b9730926498db072984ac0056f615967c.JPG
NSFW.
https://archive.li/ZiscB/4444310bfbdf10e672a319d10fdf73aa367a8080.jpg
NSFW.
Link no work. #1 is fine, thicc.
Try it again.
https://archive.li/hLDkJ/11844bee796cb02416008c694da8a1f2bf2bcb04.jpg
NSFW.
Large areolas.
https://archive.li/sWbn0/2ea6772a0ef53970b74023be1d52c4dff264fc15.jpg
NSFW.
Candid and hairy bush.
Yum.
This one.
“Nazis Clarify They’re Only Calling For ‘Democratic Nazism’
ARLINGTON, VA—At a press conference on Thursday, American Nazi Party leader Emmett Scoggins told reporters that his group is not trying to instate full-on Nazism, but a much better system called “democratic Nazism.”
“People have us all wrong,” Scoggins explained. “We love democracy. We want people to be able to freely vote and have a voice at the ballot box.”
Reporters asked Scoggins if, under democratic Nazism, people could just use their democratic voting rights to vote against Nazism. He replied, “No, they could not. That wouldn’t be one of the things you could vote for.” He then clarified, “The things you could vote for would be stuff like how Nazi should we go? Double-Nazi? Triple-Nazi? Nazi-nine-thousand? The choices would be endless, but of course all Nazi choices.”
Scoggins was questioned about the use of the word “democratic” and how democratic Nazism was any different from plain-old Nazism. “The main difference is we add the word ‘democratic’ on there because people like that word a lot more than just plain ‘Nazi,’” Scoggins said. “We’ve added the word to all of our unpopular practices. Democratic racism, democratic beat-downs, democratic censorship, democratic genocide. All of those things poll much higher if we call them democratic.”
The conference ended with a long speech from Scoggins about everything wrong with America, the need for democratic Nazism, and an impassioned appeal on how “real” Nazism has never been tried.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/nazis-clarify-theyre-only-calling-for-democratic-nazism
Damn. On fire.
I think SF and the Bee have the same advantage: write the most ridiculous shit you can and reality will catch up!
So here is cosplay model with large breastesses
https://twitter.com/LizKatzOfficial
Hard pass on e-thots.
She did porn as Risi Simms. Unfortunately before she got her tits done.
Also:
https://archive.li/vHUpx/04e5c83bd7d3f6df3cc122c1dc763cc5cfa3642c.jpg
NSFW.
Those appear to be high quality work.
A clear sign I’m getting older – my first thought for so many of your links is, ” she looks like a pain in the ass”
At my age this is the main reasons why I usually don’t click his links. I have more than enough experience with hot women being less than pleasant in social situations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y
“This talk gave me chills. I’m not doing enough to reduce my emissions; I must improve. Thanks for the inspiration Greta.”
Just chop it off and hang it up. You’re not a man.
News you can use.
https://www.askmen.com/news/health/man-s-penis-rots-after-injecting-vaseline-to-increase-size.html
Sweet Jeebuz! Silly human! What’s nuts is he waited two years before getting treament, all the time his junk was turning into, erm, junk. Yuck.
What’s nuts is he INJECTED VASELINE into his member. That’s fucking nuts.
So you’re saying don’t do that? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, just date asian chicks instead.
I’m disappointed that there’s no video clip available of ‘The Corruptor’, with Whalberg getting shit for having an Asian girlfriend.
“You’ve got that Yellow Fever! You just like that your cock looks like a sewer pipe in her hand!”
Distilled waterCreatineBacon fatHydrolic fluidVaselineFlex-seal
Those little sponge dinosaur capsules
Thread winner!
Thank you, my friend. Nice to be noticed
Fuck off Steve Chapman. You can’t my guns, or my magazines. You even admit that smaller magazines won’t make a difference.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/steve-chapman/ct-column-beto-orourke-guns-assault-weapons-confiscate-chapman-20190920-zaatvkyfp5gq5ljfpslltjd6wy-story.html
Sounds like something you’d read at H&R.
To be sure.
Citation goddamn needed.
Robert is a man of no accomplishment who just weathervanes around and speaks in platitudes.
I see nothing that speaks to some sort of formidable intellect.
I’d put Chapman way less than third.
Hint for Steve: a tingle up your leg does not necessarily translate into extra IQ points.
I like how he handwaves away the possibility of intended victims disarming shooters while they change magazines – when this has happened numerous times recently in real life.
‘night
‘night, Tres!
The Browns look like an actual football team this year. I’m amazed by the change.
1911 in 45ACP?
FUCK THAT SHIT!!
BROWING!
HI-POWER!!!
(Seriously, I have a 1911, but it is disassembled after the .22 conversion kit needed a looser fit to the slide. I hate the .45acp as most users think a big cartridge is an excuse for actually learning to shoot. The GP is by far the superior firearm.)
Or, you know, a Glock. I have no desire to carry a firearm designed more than a century ago.
Glocks never felt solid enough for me, too flexie flier.
Try a wheelgun. Nothing moves but the hammer and the bullet. I’m a way better shot with mine, and so are most people who try it. My buddies with semi-autos always leave a million holes all over their paper, while I have half as many but there all center mass.
Mine never fail to perform. I’m not in it for the feels.
Yep. I love pulling a trigger that feels like squeezing a sponge.
For me at least, carrying a 45 or 10mm with fewer rounds IS the reason I have to shoot better than the other guy.
It always seems that many of the 9mm fans I end up in these discussions with seem to be arguing that having more rounds means proper shooting technique is less important. The number of rounds in your mag has no impact on how well you hit your target with the one round you are shooting. You have to shoot as if THAT one round is the only one that will count.
Disgusting child abuse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmmUIEsN9A
“Like a doll’s eyes”
I can never read those words and not hear Shaw speaking them.
Like a marionette. They’re setting this mentally deficient weirdo up for a nobel. The comments are cancerous.
Reading the comments on this sort of tripe is akin to exposing oneself to twatter. Anyone who thinks the Second Amendment is unnecessary is a fool. These people want blood, and they want YOUR blood.
I can’t watch that but I clicked on a random spot and heard “maybe we autistic are the normal ones”.
Well.
I have an autistic relative and one of the things about them is, they can be *extremely* focused on one thing, to the exclusion of much else. I’m sorry but it’s no excuse to take you more seriously on the particular thing you’ve latched on to.
“I’m extremely focused on the bullshit my rich, well connected parents are feeding me. I am standing here today in front of you, this massive audience consisting mostly of liberal media personnel, to tell you exactly what you want to hear. This is now reality. Orange Man Bad. Self Ownership Bad. Freedom Bad. Kill Economy Now. Socialism Good.”
Amusingly, my relative’s obsession is cars. Model cars, real cars, repairing cars, cars. Works in a car-part plant.
Bonus link to my favorite movie about an autistic person – his obsession is trams. But also cars.
I’ll give it a watch. Have a free afternoon tomorrow, took off work to prep for dinner. Party of eight- I’m making beef wellington!
Do! It’s great fun. And makes me very nostalgic for the 80s.
For the first time in my life, ever, I CAN’T EVEN with all this shit. No matter you’re message, don’t fucking use kids as propaganda.
Tsk tsk–someone failed their Alinsky classwork….
YOU CAN’T CRITICIZE HER THAT’S A CHILD!
/the left
A child of the corn, that is.
Why does this come to mind?
Just wrote the new script, and damn I love it! But, that usually means it will be less liked by you cretins, you seem to like the ones that I think are weak.
Ever work out your monitor situation?
We had an IT guy come check out all of our monitors. I asked him if they called him: “the monitor monitor?” he acted like it was new to him, but maybe he was just being polite?
Maybe he was just “socially awkward”.
They work or they don’t.
They ended up installing touchscreens. It’s kinda weird because we’re mechanics. Ain’t nobody gonna touch the screen, and if they do, it’ll be smeared with grease the first time.
I *hate* touchscreens. I’m anal about keeping my monitor clean; why the fuck would I want to touch it?!
Still using the TV for now, looking into trying the secondary monitor as the main (the dimness might not be such an issue if it’s not the main monitor I’m looking at), and the old main as the secondary (the new adapter I bought to use with the TV is gives me a longer reach and might support the new set up) but I wonder if that adapter, not the TV might be the issue with HDCP non-compliant issue. I was working for the weekend, so haven’t tested it out yet. If that doesn’t work, I guess I’ll invest in a new monitor. It just sucks when a solution that SHOULD work doesn’t for stupid purposes.
If you don’t require a massive monitor with ultra resolution 1080P joints are fairly cheap these days. At least you’re up and running interim.
Yeah, just thought spending $8 to connect a display that SHOULD work is a much better option than paying for a new monitor. But SHOULD work and DOES work sometimes go out the computers, because some asshat had an idea.
Like HDCP. I’d like to find that asshat and…uhhh…do nothing violent at all.
Ain’t that always the way?
/Good on ya
Still waiting on “Sir Digby’s Woodchipper Emporium and Ice Cream Parlour”
Actually, I’m stuck. In that, I found good pictures for an avatar, but can’t combined them .
Also–getting mileage (time) out of my Sony Gurm pic.
As a collector of vintage Sony audio equipment I’m loving the avatar.
Crazy People is my spirit movie.
I wonder if you know someone who can manipulate images?
Here ya go mate:
https://imgur.com/a/9hxp3zT
Dude–you think it didn’t cross my mind? Considering your travails, I had no intention of being an extra burden
I can always help put The Hat’s best friend! As long as you don’t start
slanderinglibeling me for taking too long to do the work for free, I’ve dealt with that family problem already, and don’t want to revisit that shit.You can count on me.
If you’re up for it, I’ll email you the images, with my
thotsthoughts, some time tomorrow.Change that shit, play to the crowd, nothing like vapid, obvious, low hanging fruit to get the clickety-clicks. Hell It works for Babylon Bee it can work for you as well. What? you think you have original thoughts that might amuse others, pfft!
Create something better, or STFU, Tulpa.
https://imgur.com/a/4exh5qJ
LOL!!!
My photoshop skills are unparalleled.
Not to intrude into H&H idea territory, but I can totally see the H&H Bolton getting pissed at that…
“CACCIATOREEEEEE! Damn you!!!”
I peaked early and never again reached the same level of creativity and thus I am bitter and angry. Don’t know why that precludes me form giving advice to fellow artists however. Just cause you cant get word balloons right is no reason to lash out at me.
Nice penmanship!!!
Needz moar labelz
It’s nothing Bok at though.
I’ll just say I missed what (later) appeared (to me) as satire in your original comment.
We tend to break sarcasm meters around here. Or eschew them completely.
Whatever…Libtard!!
Fuck you Winston!
You’re late night Tulpas!!!11!1!!
I prefer “pre-morning”, TYVM
Also, Low Hanging Fruit.
Just found out my kid’s sports day this year will be performing their orchestrated dance to “Rising” by the Yoshida Brothers. Every other year it’s been AKB, Arashi or some other garbage. Looking for to it for a change. *Spreads tarp, opens bento*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-6-rU_RRoI
I’m getting “Video unavailable.” : (
You can try this. Unfortunately it’s accompanied with a band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOqmx6xDvI
Also blocked.
Guess you guys can search Yoshida Brothers and see what you can find.
Two Japanese dudes rocking out on shamisens.
Somewhat related, Japanese entertainment media needs to get it in gear and start realizing that there’s a market beyond the shores of the land of four seasons besides animation. Even with the Great Firewall, there’s tons of content from mainland China. And Korean content dominates the paid streaming services. Other an anime, Japanese shows are a handful of juvenile romcom type stuff and that’s it.
/still pissed I only got to see half of Nozaki Shuhei Auditor of Bank and the region locked dvd/blue rays are ridiculously expensive.
Here is an ear worm that quickly sends some women into a bug-eyed, foaming at the mouth rage.
Share it with a woman——who is unarmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZgIk2b68gQ
鎖国 cuts both ways. For example, I wish Japan had blocked DBL’s link.
Ugh! One of my all-time anti-favorites. Doesn’t induce rage, just crawling skin, shuddering, and, if forced to listen too long, a severe facial tic. If forced to listen to the whole thing, I might gladly turn the gun on myself.
Or I might retaliate with the nuclear option.
#MeToo I bet it’s because youtube deplatformed us. Quick, link me a video of you nekked so we can check! *gets arrested for internet wrongthink*
Happens to me all the time on music videos.
Only have still shots, and darned if I know where they’ve gotten to…
I can make still images into video, I mean, that’s what a cartoon is. So you can send me those stills and I’ll animate them and upload them, and if we can both see the video we’re not deplatformed. I’m a problem solver.
And you’re a big time movie director, right? You can help my career?
Yes. That’s right. What you said. So just come over to this couch…
Isn’t Glibs Do Porn HM’s specialty?
How about we all just watch some https://youtu.be/agrgRybZOgA and….ok Gustave is gone…back to the couch…oh, but you like that link? I must say…*blushes*
He’ll take you to the top, you’re such a natural you won’t need no acting school.
dagummit! skinny threads always mess with my link-fu!
Those puppies are having a hard time staying inside of the yard.
That’s why God made two-sided tape.
*rev up that VPN*
I like their dad’s teriyaki sauce.
I’ve got a short book review, should be ready in a few days, and a couple of longer think pieces that the thinking kinda sucks, need more work.
Found out I don’t have to move for a fourth time in the past year and a half, which is nice. On the other hand, I didn’t really have any other plans for the rest of the month. Maybe I’ll box some things up anyway. Then I can unbox them, so it’s like I’m moving into the place where I already live.
Is that why toy collectors keep the boxes?
Is there a subculture to the unboxing subculture dedicated to mundane shit like house moving? Watch people unbox their old books and arrange them on the same shelf in a new apartment? With some breathy ASMR narration, no doubt. There’s probably a subculture of that subculture that pornifies it.
I think I was suggested like 20 of those videos when I did my daily maintenance on Pornhub before work, not my thing, but I’m not one to judge; except what the fuck is up with diaper fetish shit?! I can’t believe that’s a real thing, but the AOC got elected by real people too.
“What’s in the box! What’s in the box! Oh, it’s my spatulas. Sweet!”
That would be great joke, if you had a collection of Gwineth Paltrow busts.
Too bad Gwyn does have a collection of busts….
I do have a collection of her busts. Does that make my joke better?
‘night, all. Day job in the US EDT zone a.m. Looking forward to reading all (well, most) of the content due up this week.
1 couch, and out? tsk, tsk
Yeah, but you don’t know what my
professionday job is.Found out today my being at work tomorrow was a scheduling error. Thought I could sleep in. Then found out my nephew is running a fever and needs to stay home from school tomorrow. Uncle to the RESCUE! So no sleeping in. I guess I should do that sleep thing then.
Word. Keep an eye out for email.
The chair is against the door.
John has a long mustache.
John should get a shave at barber shop.
The time is 10 after Noon.
Ms. Lippy’s car is green.
Make ear buds that look like hearing aids. That way I don’t have to take them out when strangers try talking to me. “Where you from?!?” You’re gonna stop me on the street to ask that?
Get these in gold
https://www.sonymobile.com/us/products/smart-products/xperia-ear-duo/#gref
I wanna appear deaf not douche.
If they are total strangers and I’m nowhere near home I usually answer “I’m from .” If they persist – “What country are you from” – I answer ” is in Japan.” If they can’t help themselves and ask “Where were you born?” – “Don’t remember. I was a little baby at the time.”
I always answer silly questions with silly answers.
Heh…
Bleah.. the “I’m from… ” was supposed to be “I’m from (current residence)”…
and then “(current residence) is in Japan”….
The born one is easy. 病院.
How would I remember that? I was only a few days old the last time I saw that place.
And if you did you’d have a memory Freud’ would be jealous of.
He’d have some kind of envy, to be sure.
I’ve always screwed with Japanese who either ask silly questions or act nasty with me. Back in the day I was at one of those international get-togethers meeting some people. Talking with three girls – one of them asked me what I had been doing that day I replied that I had just been to the gym. One of the others replied “Oh, I guess you’ve got a problem with that gut, huh?” I was wearing a loose sweatshirt so it wasn’t so obvious – but back then I was rocking a solid six-pack so I just raised the shirt and answered “Not too much of a problem”.
She was straight negging you, bruh!
Happy ending?
Her friends “Squeee’d” and were impressed, I guess. I dunno. I just never had much patience for mind games. And rudeness just grinds my gears.
Amen.
失礼!
Am I the only American who couldn’t care less about the Emmy’s? (I actually had to check to see if it was the Emmy’s or the Grammy’s). I dunno. We already gave them enough money to live the rest of their lives in extravagant splendor. Why should I care which of their TV shows is more highly regarded within their industry?
It’s a mutual live fest. I also don’t give A fuck, and don’t need to hear their lecturing about climate change, politics, etc.
Put a sock in it.
“Love fest”
Don’t even know what awards they are. TV? Music? Stage? Porn?
I only recognized that it was TV because something on my internet feed mentioned the awards with something about Game of Thrones – and I know that’s a movie – oh, wait… a TV series. Right?
No. Seriously, I care more about whether my buddy’s cat gets cancer than what happens at any award show.
And I don’t like my buddy’s cat.
Poor kitty….
Agree with the analysis.
I don’t even mean this in a snobby “I don’t watch TV” vein. I just think these people are less than interesting and wouldn’t cross the street to be near one. Their actual contribution to society in nothing compared to the level they are paid.
I was in security for a short stint and got to see a number of high level celebrities up close and sometimes multiple times over several days. Few impressed me as having not lost their touch – or at the very least knew it didn’t cost them anything to make an effort and act that way.
Yes–for all the things that you can pat someone on the back over, acting is at the bottom of that list. They are already the ‘center of attention’, and paid highly for it, in most situations.
I can understand an unaffiliated group giving an actor an award for a particular production; everything else is just a wank-fest.
I don’t get it either, but I don’t get a lot of things, like sports. Who are these people playing the game, and why should I care which one wins? I’ve asked a lot of people why they like some particular team, and the number one answer is “I’ve always liked them” (I didn’t ask you how long you have liked them for). The number two answer is that they’re from the same city. None of it makes any sense to me.
Yeah, sports is another one for me. If I really have an interest in a sport then watching it just makes me want to go out and play it. It’s just frustrating to watch. I’m still fit and exercise all the time so I could participate if there was a chance to do it but that’s not going to happen.
I get the level of skill and athleticism they have and exhibit. I just don’t find it interesting to sit through hours of all the minor moving around that sets up the for or five plays that are interesting.
And the tribalism of the fans – OK, if that floats your boat please go ahead. Not my thing.
To play Devil’s Advocate, while not being a sports fan, either–The ‘my hometown’ part kinda makes sense, in that, people will often take for granted that whatever vibe/ethos/style they got in their hometown is likely involved in the running of the team. Probably not rational, ultimately. Liking your uni team makes more sense, if you use that philosophy.
I don’t know what that says about my being in and from Dallas. Then again, I don’t really care about most of it. I did work for the Stars for their first 3 or so years here, but, that’s neither her nor there.
*here, not her. Or, maybe it is…..
You just don’t get sportsball! SPORTSBALL!!!11!1!
WHOOO!!!11!1!!
It’s a limited competition where the rules don’t care about your economic or social status. It’s also a way to test what the human body is capable of and for people to applaud excellence. Kind of like porn.
We already gave them enough money
We didn’t give them anything.
Their actual contribution to society in nothing compared to the level they are paid.
You’ve got the makings of a damn fine socialist right there.