Pure filthiness

Gerrit Cole gave a masterclass in pitching again last night as he carried the Astros to the ALCS showdown everybody (except some people on the Florida gulf coast) was hoping for.  Let’s hope their rotation holds up after going 5 while the Yankees were just relaxing for the last few days.  Game 1 is Saturday.

Elsewhere, the Patriots looked dominant in the second half to pull away from a game Giants team.  Your winners on the ice were: Detroit, Tampa, Edmonton, Pittsburgh, St Louis, Winnipeg (sorry, Wild fans), Nashville, San Jose, Calgary, Colorado and Phoenix. And in the only basketball news I’m going to mention, Steve Kerr is a stupid, spineless, kowtowing assclown.

Nice sideburns, yo.

Condiment magnate Henry John Heinz was born on this day. So were First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, real estate developer Fred Trump, writer Elmore Leonard, soccer legend Sir Bobby Charlton, musician Daryl Hall, rocker Al Atkins, actress that always annoyed me Joan Cusack, football great Chris Spielman, the late acting legend Luke Perry, entrepreneur and philanthropist Peter Thiel, and person on television Cardi B.

I apologize if my Joan Cusack comment offends any of you.  She just isn’t a good actress in my opinion. Anyway, on to…the links!

“It was just a joke. Don’t be such a drama queen.”

Fredo may get the proverbial Lake Tahoe fishing trip from the LGBTQ community after last night. That was pretty cringe, but not as cringe as some of the things the candidates said. They pretty much said they all want the 1A abolished and would like to punish wrong think as a hate crime.  Terrifying stuff, to be honest.

I’ve got three words for the Nobel Peace Prize Committee: HOW DARE YOU! But its cool. The abused child can win next year. Unfortunately, we may all be dead from global warming climate change climate catastrophe by then.

“Don’t care how, I want it now!”

“License and registration, chicken fucker!”And no, this is not about one of the “Super Troopers” actors.

Australia: the Florida of the (onetime) British Empire. I’m sick of people not tolerating this man’s lifestyle choices. Just sick of it.

Looks like we may have discovered the candidate the “whistleblower” may have ties to. That’s mighty convenient. Also, where the fuck is Hunter Biden and why isn’t he being subpoena’d?

Another fine officer of the law

I’ve got a question for you. How does a freaking police officer rape five women while on duty over a two-year stretch without getting caught? I hope that piece of shit rots in general population for the rest of his life. (I’d wish he get publicly executed, but that’s not possible.)

As PG&E customers get their power restored earlier than expected, people further south are being told to prepare for the same fate. Nice job, private sector government-enforced energy monopoly.Way to do exactly what we expected you to do: fail spectacularly.

Yeah, if you thought I was gonna play something weak at the end of the week, you’ve got another thing coming.

Have a great Friday and weekend, friends.