Yes, this morning’s links are intersectional: senility, Judaism, and Halloween. Well, not the actual links, they’re the same usual bullshit, but my overall theme. I mean, links usually deal with retardation of one form or another.

Speaking of which, birthdays today include a guy they named a dog after; a woman they named a food after; aguy they named a cereal after; and a woman they’re never going to name anything after.

Now news.

 

Wasn’t this an Arthur Brown song?

 

If you’re going to have a moral panic, may as well make the most of it.

 

Well, that’s that, then.

 

I’m guessing these won’t be sold to Jews.

 

“FUCK! I thought I was gonna be the next Kamala Harris!”

 

“…and then weed fell out of his ass.”

 

Where’s the Raid?

 

Fly the friendly skies.

 

Old Guy Music is a fun thing I found after an odd conversation with Warty yesterday. But then, it’s hard to have anything other than an odd conversation with Warty.