We need good JV tonight!

Nice planning, NHL. You take the day when MNF has a pair of scrubs on and there’s no World Series game and you schedule…two games? The Canucks and Sabres won those contests, in case you were interested.  Oh, and that MNF game was won by the Steelers.  Because the Dolphins are just horrible.

Anyway, the aforementioned fall classic is back tonight. Fingers crossed there’s no game 7. Nobody wants a game 7.

That’s quality special effects.

Motivational speaker and author Joseph Goebbels was born on this day (hat tip to WaPo for the descriptor).  As were painter Bob Ross, actor from Jaws, which was a great film regardless of what OMWC says, Richard Dreyfuss, Canadian hockey legend Denis Potvin, The Cure’s Roger O’Donnell, wonderful actress but terrible shoplifter Winona Ryder, and voice actor Dan Castellanata.

Well, here we go.  Hope you’re ready for…the links!

This story is FAB-U-LOOOOOOOUS!!!!!! ::jazz hands::  I’m happy the idiots above him were exposed. I’m not happy the taxpayers will suffer.

We’ll all be crying for Argentina in a few years when the failed policies lead to Venezuela-like conditions.

Yes, please!
-milllennial shitheads

Millennials: the stupidest fucking generation ever. That’s really all I can say.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

NSA official listening in on call between Trump-Ukraine raised concerns. Wait, why is a spy agency listening in on calls between heads of state again?

Get that bitch out of that school!

Seriously, this is why I’m about to homeschool. Its not our ISD, but its the one next to us and ours will probably get some bright ideas from this shit.

I’m sure there are a few of you that expected this song.

That’s it, friends. Have a great day.