My hunt this year got cut short. Loyal sidekick Rat and I ascended into the Routt National Forest early on the Friday before Opening Day; Tuesday at noon we passed through the dusty little mountain town of Kremmling, where I checked my phone and discovered my daughter was to give birth to my fifth grandchild that evening. So we broke camp and, venison-less, headed back to town.
My new grandson, of course, made that all worthwhile.
There’s not too much to report from the hunt. Saturday was clear and warm, and we enjoyed wandering around in the woods even though it wasn’t good weather for hunting. Saturday night the snow started, sending the deer and elk into the dark timber, where the only way you’ll find them is to look literally under every tree. By the time we left mid-day Tuesday there was over a foot of snow on the ground.
But since I don’t have much to report, I thought I’d present something else.
Some years back I wrote an article for a U.K. waterfowling website, which site I let have the article gratis. Well, that little article has grown legs, as it has been reproduced in several academic point/counterpoint publications, all of whom actually paid me for secondary/tertiary/variousotheriary publishing privileges.
That being the case, it seemed logical to reproduce it here.
Why hunt?
Modern hunters seem to find they are answering that question frequently. Sometimes the question is put by the genuinely curious; sometimes it is a hostile demand for justification. In the first case, the answer is complex and thought provoking. In the second, the answer is simple – “because it suits me to do so.” Hunting in and of itself requires no justification. The hunt is not only natural and healthful; it’s an inextricable part of our heritage as human beings. Man is and has long been a terminal predator, as marvelously equipped for hunting by our intellect as a lion is by his claws and fangs, as a wolf by his swift legs and pack instinct. No matter whether humans today hunt directly, or employ middlemen to prepare their prey for them on farms and meat packing plants, the fact of our status as predator is in our very DNA. We owe the very fact of our world-conquering intellect on the hunt, on the stimulus that drove us to overcome the handicap of our clawless, blunt-toothed bodies, to develop weapons to match the feats of the greatest of animal predators; we owe our great brains to the access to high-quality diets of meat, marrow, and fat that predatory behavior allowed.
But, the question remains nonetheless. Why, now, do we hunt?
Some hunt for the meat. A good reason in itself; game meat is lean, healthy, and free from additives; the process of obtaining it provides exercise and time in the outdoors, away from work pressures and the temptations of couches and televisions. The fruits of the hunt, properly cared for, are welcomed on the most discriminating of tables.
Some hunt for the camaraderie, another fine reason; for many of these, the actual hunt is secondary to the outing with friends, sharing the campfire with others of like mind and feeling. Another good reason; it is in the enjoyment of fine companions that we grow as social animals. The annual ritual of the mountain elk camp is a vital part of the year for many.
But, there is frequently another reason. A reason that’s more compelling, and at the same time harder to explain.
Henry David Thoreau, in the great classic Walden, wrote “Go fish and hunt far and wide day by day — farther and wider — and rest thee by many brooks and hearth-sides without misgiving. Remember thy Creator in the days of thy youth. Rise free from care before the dawn, and seek adventures. Let the noon find thee by other lakes, and the night overtake thee everywhere at home. There are no larger fields than these, no worthier games than may here be played.” Thoreau spoke for many hunters in those words, hunters who hunt not solely for the meat, or for the company, but for the ageless, timeless experience of the hunt itself.
For it’s true that for some of us the hunt is an answer in itself. It’s enough to awake hours before the dawn, and to know the utter silence of a late autumn morning. To hear the crunch of snow under your boots as you begin the hike into the distant, silent mountains. To smell the pines along the trail, and see the silent sentinel spruces on the ridges, barely glimpsed in the pre-dawn dark. It’s enough to sit, shivering, at that best spot on the top rim of a remote basin, watching the east grow bright, waiting for the first rays of warm sunshine to break though the trees and drive away the bitter cold of night.
But those moments, treasured as they are, pale before the ultimate goal of the hunt. It’s a part of the hunter’s soul, to carry the knowledge that somewhere, out among the pines, in the dark timber or the frost-covered meadows, a bull awaits, and the chance of the day may bring him within your awareness. The snap of a branch, the ghosting shape of antlers through the aspens, the sudden ringing bugle of a bull elk, as he appears, suddenly, where no bull was a moment before. His breath plumes out in the cold as he screams his challenge, and your hands and will freeze momentarily in awe of his magnificence.
It’s enough to know that the day may bring the chance of a stalk, through the darkness under the trees, along the edges of the golden grasses of a meadow, creeping, creeping, under the streamside willows, silently, slowly, ever closer, testing the wind, watching underfoot for twigs, whispering a silent prayer to the forests and fields to allow you to close the gap, to make the shot.
With luck, you’ll raise your rifle or draw your bow, and make your shot. More often than not, though, the bull escapes, to play the game of predator and prey another day, in another valley.
You can’t buy moments like that; you can’t find them on the Internet, or at the movie theatre. When the alarm rings in the icy cold of a pre-dawn tent at 9,000 feet, this type of hunter doesn’t groan at the prospect of climbing out of the warm sleeping bag; instead, the prospects of the day are enough incentive to brave the cold, to pull on wool and leather, to step into the pitch-black outdoors, under ice-chip stars. It is with pleasure and anticipation that this hunter begins a day that will likely end back at the same tent, in the freezing dark, hours after sunset, at the end of a long hike out of the wild.
For hunting requires a level of participation unknown in any other human venture – hunting requires a communion with the very primal forces of Nature, taking life so that life may be. Hunting requires a contact that the non-hunter can never know, a contact with life itself. The hunter eschews supporting his or her life through a middleman; knowing the cost of one’s diet, engenders respect for the lives that must be taken to sustain one’s own life.
Early hunters knew this very well, as they revered their primary prey. For example, Plains Indians referred to the bison as “uncle” and “brother.” Paleolithic cave drawings of game animals and hunt scenes are rendered with a loving reverence that is still evident today, thousands of years later. Modern hunters are much the same. Enter a hunter’s home, and you’ll likely find framed prints of deer and elk, waterfowl sculptures, photography of upland birds.
To some it seems contradictory; to express respect, reverence, even love for an animal that you pursue, hunt, kill, and eat. It’s true that this seeming contradiction is as hard for hunters to explain as it is for non-hunters to understand.
Perhaps the answer lies in the very understanding of our role in nature. nature has but one law; life feeds on life, and life gives life to life. People who obtain their steaks, chicken, and burgers from supermarkets and butcher’s shops can lose sight of this fundamental truth, and perhaps they would prefer to have that process sanitized in just such a manner. In our modern, urbanized society, many like to imagine their own existence is bloodless, clean, and sanitary. But such an outlook is self-deluding.
The hunter knows very well the cost for the steaks that grace his plate. A year has been spent in preparation for the hunt, planning, caring for equipment, and practicing marksmanship. Without complaint or reservation, the hunter has arisen before dawn, as described above, and walked the many miles to where the game awaits. In the bright sun of a meadow, in the twilight of dusk, or in the shadows of the forest he has made the stalk, taken the shot with painstaking care, and dressed the animal. He has packed out quarters of elk, perhaps a two or three-day process, often through rough, grueling country. The hunter has cared for hides and antler and meat, and the price for the meal of elk steak is ever with the one for whose life the elk’s life has given way.
Most of all, the hunter has seen the sudden transition from a living animal to an inanimate food source, from animate life to meat for the table. The non-hunting urbanite likely has never seen this take place, and would not care to do so; but the hunter knows, with bittersweet regularity, the price that must be paid for continued existence.
It is for this very reason that the hunter reveres his prey. The intimate, timeless knowledge that Life springs from Life can only lead to reverence for the source of that Life. The bull elk in the dark timber, ghosting through the trees silently as smoke, will live on in the blood, bone and sinew of the hunter waiting on the ridge above; and the hunter, in his turn, will return to the Earth, to nourish the soil, to give rise to the grasses that will feed the elk. And how can the hunter not revere the greathearted bull, revere the magnificence of the great deer that will go to feed the hunter’s family in the winter to come? Reverence for the game, reverence for the wellspring of life, reverence for the great, largely unknowable cycles of the Earth, all come from the intimacy with Nature found in the hunt.
Hunting is indeed what makes us human; hunting is what led humans to cooperate, to plan, to anticipate, to form society. The first great turning point in Mankind’s development was when two unrelated families found they could hunt large animals by working together, and so be more efficient at obtaining high-quality food; thus was the first tribe born. Hunting has made us what we are.
It’s unfortunate that the non-hunter often cannot see past the fact that the hunt results in the death of an animal. The death of an animal, it’s true, is the goal of the hunt; but a greater goal is to be found in the overall experience, of which the actual kill is only the climactic moment. The hunter’s soul often thrills as much, if not more, to the blown stalk, the bull that senses something amiss and vanishes into the mountains like a puff of smoke on the breeze, leaving no trace in his wake. Fond memories include the grouse that explodes from underfoot at the worst possible moment, the squirrel that set up a warning chatter in the penultimate seconds of a carefully planned approach. The vista of a great gulch viewed from the rim, with a herd of elk grazing peacefully, undisturbed, and totally unapproachable on the far side. And, indeed, in the final moment of success, when the hunter approaches, cautiously, the downed bull, lying still now against the bed of needles; the heart-pounding thrill of success, weighted against the bittersweet regret of the necessity of taking the life, facing the final truth that for life to be, another life must give way.
Life feeds on life, and life gives life to life. The hunter in success understands this great truth as no other human possibly can.
Why hunt?
We hunt to pay homage to nature, to life, to the earth. To make our annual pilgrimage to our beginnings, to lay hands on our heritage as members of the biotic community. To affirm once more that life feeds on life, and life gives life to life. We hunt for the gift of an elk to a family, the gift of life from the earth. In the hunt lies an affirmation, a recognition that we too will one day return to the earth that has fed and nurtured us, and the elk will then feed on the minerals and nutrients returned to the soil from our bodies. That affirmation alone is enough for many of us who hunt, to send us once more out of our tents, trailers, and ranch houses, out into the freezing darkness under the glittering stars, to climb an unseen mountain for the chance at an elk.
Hunting has a fundamental truth that few non-hunters understand.
It’s not about death. It’s about life.
That’s why.
Why hunt? – inhuman malice? hatred of animal and nature? generally being evil as defined by not being woke progressive vegan pangender ?
our status as predator is in our very DNA – not if you are good vegan
Vegetarian is an ancient Greek word that means “bad hunter”. Vegan is probably an ancient Greek word that means “annoying asshole”.
Vegans smell like prey.
“How much intelligence does it take to sneak up on a leaf?”
/Kzin
In all fairness, it takes some intelligence to not eat the same leaf that just killed your cousin. Just sayin…
Beautifully done, Animal. I can see why it has been republished.
For hunting requires a level of participation unknown in any other human venture – hunting requires a communion with the very primal forces of Nature, taking life so that life may be.
Absolutely. The difference between going for a walk in the woods, and going for a walk in the woods with a gun or bow, has to be experienced to be understood. As does the moment when you first lay hands on your downed prey.
While the writing is good and seems compelling overall, I am unconvinced. Seems dangerous and uncomfortable. Also I do not own a weapon and hunting deer with a pointed stick is difficult – as a youth I tried in the hills behind my grandmas house, on the 3 or 4 occasions I saw deer. I could never get close enough to use the stick. Fuckers ran away. Maybe for the best, could have been gored. Although these were small deer, not elk. I would not go near a large red deer.
Seems dangerous and uncomfortable.
As are so many worthwhile endeavors.
Depends, if you’re hunting rabbits with a rifle, it’s not too dangerous, unless your hunting buddy shoots you by mistake. Hunting bears with a knife though, that might be pretty dangerous. Or even with a gun, you probably better not miss is it’s withing charging distance of you.
You need one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib1epk_tAOI
Captain Fantastic is a fantastic movie
seems to have 85% tomatoemeter from both critics and users which is rareish
If I get a deer, great. If I don’t get a deer, at least I got to watch the sun rise. There is that magical moment just before dawn where your previously you couldn’t see shit, but now you can.
I like watching the red fox when he suddenly realizes that there is a fat, smelly guy sitting up in the tree. I even like those fucking squirrels that make as much noise as a deer.
I also go because I like the guys I hunt with: The jokes, the stories, the drunken escapades, the pranks.
Excellent writing, Animal.
how positively medieval. Atavistic even. Hunting is a social construct
“Atavistic even.”
Atavistic Viking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg8dwjJj-TU
Pie, individuation is a social construct.
Hei let’s not get personal alright?
Yup. Deer hunting is 15 minutes of intense excitement followed by 8 hours of drudge work.
The #1 reason I still hunt white tails in Minnesoda is because I love the experience of being with my father and my sons. The stories we add every year. Watching my kids grow from silly amateurs into good hunters in their own right. Watching my Dad regale them with stories from his life in the field (even if those stories change each time he tells them).
Our deer camp might be in our house in the middle of town, but the experience is the same as they are for hunters in a cabin in the middle of the woods.
“…15 minutes of intense excitement…”
I like how (even though I’m usually hung over on Opening Day) your focus increases when you see your deer. You are no longer aware of your cold fingers. The ravens aren’t as annoying. Your eyesight sharpens, Your hearing sharpens. Everything seems focused on bagging that deer.
It’s almost like we are descended from hunters and some of that predator instinct is still floating around there in that monkey brain of ours.
There is that magical moment just before dawn where your previously you couldn’t see shit, but now you can.
Also, the very coldest moment of the day, as the frost settles.
I could see cutting a hunting trip short if it was your first grandkid. But the 5th? It isn’t like he won’t be there when you get back.
And he probably won’t remember the visit anyway!
THIS!
Daughters, boys. Disappoint them at your peril!
My little girl was having an unscheduled C-section, so nothing short of a nuclear holocaust was going to prevent me being there in that hospital.
Hmmm…. how about a zombie outbreak? SMOD?
Nope.
Any of you duck hunters have a spare rowboat? Greta Thunberg Pleads for Help and a Carbon-Free Lift Across the Atlantic
Other than a sailboat, what would actually meet her standards of “carbon-free” travel?
Perhaps Trump could offer her a lift on one of our nuclear-powered warships.
Sailboats aren’t carbon free. Unless they’re made of aluminum, including the sails.
How was the heat and current needed to refine and form the aluminum generated?
Nucular!
Perhaps Trump could offer her a lift on one of our nuclear-powered warships.
That would be Troll Level Epic.
She’s in Los Angeles? Doesn’t she know that’s the city where dreams go to die?
No, that’s Fourscore’s garden.
There are so many unfulfilled dreams in a seed catalog.
The 16-year-old made it from Sweden to California by yacht, train and electric car
Nobody tell Greta, but those trains burn diesel fuel.
Don’t tell her that the electric car was powered by electricity that was generated by coal, gas, and nuclear, either.
There is supposed to be a Tesla owner somewhere in the States that has vanity license plates that read COALBRNR.
That person gets it.
I saw him on I 25 last summer, a good laugh
I tried to find an image of the plates on the car, but my Google-fu was too weak.
Maybe that’s Teller?
You know they still hate you for palling around with W, right?
On the Ellen show, Thunberg was asked if she would ever sit down face-to-face with U.S. President Donald Trump to examine her climate activism.
“I don’t understand why I would do that,” Thunberg told DeGeneres, to loud applause from the studio audience. “I think it would be a waste of time really.”
Wait, the same Trump that already snubbed her, would want to beg an audience? Not going to happen because she’s gonna snub him. That’ll show him! And no way to this reflect that she’s a petty little teenager with zero life experience or knowledge.
Uh pretty is a stretch. If she looks like that at 16 I hate to think what she will look like at 36
petty
I still don’t blame her. She’s autistic — they’re infamous for being rigid, monomaniacal (a behaviour which is almost pathgnomonic for the disorder) and having extreme levels of anxiety. Getting her to focus on something else wouldn’t help, ’cause she’d just get all squidgy about the new “threat.”
…Aliens.
Saturday was clear and warm, and we enjoyed wandering around in the woods even though it wasn’t good weather for hunting. Saturday night the snow started, sending the deer and elk into the dark timber,
When I was deer hunting in Wisconsin, we would jump on every winter storm that came through (this would have been bow season, as gun season was Thanksgiving week and you took what you could get). We believed, and thought we saw it confirmed (confirmation bias alert!) that the deer would be moving before the weather changed. We would be surprised if we didn’t see deer moving the day before a snowstorm started.
You witnessed them relocating in broad daylight?
Fussing around, feeding, just more activity. Not really relocating as such.
As His Popiness notes, also after storms, but that was more kind of spread out.
The first hour of light on opening day was better than the next five days of hunting.
This is true, but in Southern Wisconsin the deer had learned the change in pre-opening day activity – more cars cruising the farm roads, more fat old men tromping around in the woods. The deer would start getting more nocturnal the week before gun season.
Agree. Just before storms and right after storms were great times to catch deer moving around.
The other rule that I “learned” from my dad and his buddies: The first hour of light on opening day was better than the next five days of hunting.
We saw a bunch that Saturday afternoon; but in that one day neither of us stumbled across the right combination of legal deer and opportunity.
By Monday we were going through dark timber in 18″ of snow. By noon on Monday I had given up on the rifle; I left Thunder Speaker hanging on the sling and was literally going from tree to tree with my sixgun drawn, poking my head in under the branches. If I’d have had a shot it would have been within spitting range, and it would have been fast.
Other than a sailboat, what would actually meet her standards of “carbon-free” travel?
Greta looks like a qualified broomstick pilot.
HOW DARE YOU.
Not amused.
That was great! Thank you for sharing,
Agree. Extremely well said, Animal!
Great article Animal.
One of the other things I like about hunting is the structure it adds to our society. Hunting was my introduction into how adult men acted when I was a kid, and I think it was the same way for my boys.
You start out as an apprentice. The other guys tolerate you, but it is clear that when there is some scut work to be done in camp it is your’s to do. On the other hand all of them take an interest in teaching you how to hunt and do their best to make sure you succeed. As a novice, they put you in the spot where you will get the best shot.
As you learn and progress you earn privileges. With the new responsibilities, though, go the coddling. Now you take your turn beating through the brush for pheasants. You don’t always get to post in a spot where you get the best shooting.
You also get teased a lot more as you become a better hunter. When you are a novice no one would think of making fun of you missing an easy shot. Only when you have proven that you can hunt will people ask if you are a secret member of PETA when you go through a cold shooting spell. As a member of the hunting group you are expected to take a bit of ribbing without sulking. It is part of hunting that mistakes are made and you need to be able to laugh at them.
I think that stuff like that helps young men mature. It gives them concrete steps/goals to meet. Their first trip to the field. The first trip they get to carry a gun. Their first grouse/pheasant/deer. Likewise, as new hunters join, they get some sense of where they fit into the whole structure.
I remember when my dad’s hunting buddies started treating me as an equal partner. I had a whole new strut when I got back to school. I’ve seen it with my sons when they finally got to the same point. They weren’t boys anymore. They were young men.
“…how adult men acted…”
We have talked about bringing our kids to deer camp. But…we would have to tone it down quite a bit.
None of mine are interested in hunting and my kids are the oldest. So a few more years of debauchery for us before we have to be respectable!
*raises foul tasting Jägermeister*
That’s where they’re supposed to learn their debauchery.
Can confirm. Also, I am somewhat amazed at the amount of ball-busting that goes on at IDPA.
Definitely a guy thing. Its a sign of respect. Hard to explain to women, but I’ve learned the hard way that women do not understand this game, where you can tell how much I like/respect you by giving you crap.
Of course it’s hard for them to understand. Women that hate each other are very nice to each other’s face. Imagine a woman being disrespectful straight to their face. DEFCON 5 or 1, I don’t remember which is worse.
I feel like I need an action scene to break up the worldbuilding. I just can’t figure out what would make sense.
You need an action scene?! Did you even RTA, bruh???
😉
No, I haven’t read much of anything. I’m trying to write. The closest to an action scene I’ve had is when Dug fell down a flight of stairs. (He was being a idiot in some ruins under the city and lost his balance)
Sex and/or violence. Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
The three F’s: Feeding, Fighting, or Fornicating
I say elk hunting with a pointed stick
Or a violent dream sequence
He hunted a seal with a pointed stick in the previous book.
move on to a walrus.
Fantastic article, Animal!
I don’t hunt anymore, but everything you wrote is my I still love walking rivers and streams, occasionally even catching fish!
Next monday is a ‘free fishing day’ where they don’t do license checks. I was debating going out to the canal and seeing if it’s suitable weather. After all, I own a fishing rod again.
Go for it!
Any idea what species are there?
Not really. I think we determined that the only thing I’ve caught before were pumpkinseed sunfish.
Any idea what level of toxic waste in there?
Donno. It’s the end of the Erie canal, so it could be anything.
I don’t plan to keep or eat anything, it’s all getting thrown back.
Looks like they have largemouth bass.
They are pretty fun to catch.
Onondaga county is the middle of the state, and the Erie canal is no longer on contiguous waterway. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t any out this way.
I never got the hunting bug much myself.
I’ve shot 2 deer but it was so much work. I just beg a little backstrap from a buddy or two.
I do all of my hunting with a fishing rod in hand.
Much the same principal and I can pay my hunter buddies back with some fresh fillets.
I hunted grouse and duck, mostly. Fucking duck hunting is a hell of a lot of work, but the guys I went with were great. The perfect storm of our group dissolving, the sale of my wife’s family lake place and having kids took me out of the game.
Great article, Animal. Camping is stupid; but going out to hunt changes everything about ‘camping.’
I have great memories of hunting with my grandfather. I never went again after he passed away. These days I’m content to shoot clay pigeons instead.
Filled three tags last week in SE Montana. Muley doe and two goats. Two to go, and then back to REAL (bird) hunting. Shouldn’t need to buy beef this year.
Where at in SE Montana?
I did a lot of hunting around Glendive, Wibaux and Ekalaka. You used to be able to buy muley doe tags for $10 or so dollars over the counter. Fun times. I’ve been thinking about doing it again.
Hunting muleys is so much different than hunting white tails in the Minnesoda woods.
Around Broadus. They have fewer deer down there, than we do, but more access.
How long do you keep meat frozen?
If it’s vacuum sealed it’ll last maybe two years. We generally eat everything in one. Just finishing our last packages of pheasant and deer from last year.
If it’s paper wrapped you get six months to a year (ish).
LOL. Yeah, we go into a super heavy venison/grouse/pheasant diet in September because we want to clear out freezer space.
Vacuum packing is the best.
Same. Try to get it eaten by bird season (1 September), but we were slackers this year.
Constitution Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Beto Drops Out Of Race
All ten Amendments making up the Bill of Rights said they were still on their guard but were glad to have a night off. “We’re gonna throw a party, pick up some finger foods and beverages. Nothing that will stain though. One time, Trump brought in a meatball sub and it was almost a disaster.”
The Constitution said it won’t really be able to sleep at night until all members of the legislative, executive, and judicial branch resign, however.
Perfect.
the United States is one of the most dangerous countries for women..
https://twitter.com/CamEdwards/status/1191364285252939776
King said one of the men started pistol-whipping him while another kicked him repeatedly in the head. His wife, who is eight months pregnant, was in the back bedroom and peeked out to see what was going on. King said one of the men shot at her. She retreated, grabbed an AR-15 and returned fire. “When he came toward the back door in her line of sight, she clipped him,” King said. “He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR did its thing.”
You would not need to protect yourself if government was not underfunded. With proper social services there would be no crime, just like Sweden.
Also that twitter profile picture looks like toxic masculinity to me
What’s that guy’s testosterone count? His beard has a beard.
How that description manifests in a prog’s mind.
God created men and women. Sam Colt made them equal.
It looks like SNL has made its choice in the Dem primary
The skit is as cringe-worthy as you think.
I saw it before the article was written. That’s just what I was thinking.
SNL was always left-leaning, but for decades they would mock both parties. Not anymore.
Ah yes, the Carter years.
Dukakis After Dark was great, and Norm McDonald spent a few years absolutely savaging the Clintons on Weekend Update.
“Right right right,” Warren says. “Let me stop you right there. We’re talking trillions. You know, when the numbers are this big they’re just pretend. There ain’t no Scrooge McDuck vault.”
“I’m gonna’ need to see the math on this,” says the woman. Warren turns the board around to reveal a maze of numbers.
“Do you understand this? I do. I could explain it to you but you’d die. Next question.”
Eh, idk, doesn’t seem all that favorable to Warren.
They at least made reference to her plan being fantasy. Could’ve been worse.
Thanks, Animal.
I’m sending your message to my kids and grandchildren. Poetry, you said every thing that the other hunters here said but much more eloquently. No one ever forgets that first grouse, the first deer.
My gang is breaking (broke) up due to natural causes, its still fun but the camaraderie has been lost. The excitement is not the same. The experiences we had, as Pope said, are still there, in the background of our memory. My kids don’t hunt, my grand daughter will get a couple days in the woods.
I’ll be out with my last remaining hunter/friend on Saturday, I’ll have 2 stands empty and a place to stay, you are more than welcome to join us. It’s not the same as stalking but its the best an old guy can offer. The woods will be full of red coats. I don’t know when my last trip out is gonna be but when I’m sitting, freezing, my Dad and brothers are there with me.
Hunting is thriving, (once a year for week, this year 2 weeks), the day I quit will be… The
Thanks again, I’m actually grateful that a lot of people are not hunters, makes it more fun/safer for the rest of us. The others can have my seat at the football stadium, I never used it anyway.
Maybe next year we could organize a Glib hunting meet-up, 4×20? Nothing like inviting yourself, eh?
I would come north to partake in the
drunken debaucheryhunt with other Glibs and donate whatever I killed to whoever was closest, or hosting, or needed it, etc.The seat at the football game reminds me of my Peak Shitlord day – opening day of the Wisconsin deer season years and years ago. On that day, I
(a) Got my buck, in time to
(b) Go to the Wisconsin/Ohio State game, and
(c) Got laid.
Bernie Sanders✔
@BernieSanders
Trump is a racist, a sexist and a xenophobe. Despite all of that, he will be a very formidable opponent.
We can beat him and we will beat him. But we cannot take anything for granted.
To win, we have got to create the largest voter turnout in the history of the country.
Well, Dems won’t have a problem with turnout. They’ll just up their vote-harvesting game.
Trump is a racist, a sexist and a xenophobe.
You can tell he’s xenophobic because of all the collusion with foreigners.
Maybe he’d be easier to beat if they could prove that he’s a racist, sexist xenophobe.
MikeS what happened with the bat?
I’ve been meaning to get back into hunting. Got a 7 year old girl, and a toddler boy who need to be introduced before Disney poisons them against it.
If I still lived in Illinois it would be no problem as my family has good land to hunt, though these days it might be a bit more crowded since the whole family hunts…dad, mom, two of my sisters, and their husbands.
Out of state tags and license are just out of the question…too pricey.
Now here in Iowa I got the land but I’m just not comfortable with the idea of hunting on the scarce (and likely populated) public lands with a firearm.
Been thinking to take the 22 out for some cottontails just to ease into firearm hunting on public land, but cottontail season corresponds to archery deer season and I’d hate to be the guy who runs a monster buck away from somebody.
Of course I could just get off my butt and practice with the bow I bought a few years back and not worry about firearm season at all.
Now here in Iowa I don’t have private land and I’m just not comfortable
WTB proofreader
“Okay kids, we’ew going to play something called ‘The Most Dangerous Game’…”
We basically did that with BB guns as kids. “Okay, everyone agrees, no more than two pumps…”
After getting hit in the leg with a BB: “That wasn’t two pumps!!” CLACKA-CLACKA-CLACKA-CLACKA
It always escalates. Always.
start em with squirrel. season runs 5 months in Iowa through January.
“Of course I could just get off my butt and practice with the bow I bought a few years back and not worry about firearm season at all.”
https://i.redd.it/8n0nicdo1ps21.jpg
He’s doing it wrong. He’ll ruin the hide stabbing it like that. the hide is the only thing of value on those.
Tremendous article, Animal. I’m hoping to finally get out for a pheasant hunt this week.
Nats at the White House now. catcher Suzuki pulled out a MAGA hat at the mic. Trump hugged him for it. manager Davey Martinez laughing his ass off in the background.
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1191429202609868800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1191429202609868800&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonexaminer.com%2Fnews%2Fnationals-catcher-kurt-suzuki-shocks-trump-by-putting-on-maga-hat
What’s with that weird Trump pec grab from behind?
drunk bro hug
Kurt’s got nice boobs. Standard Donald greeting in that situation.
Oh my god, that’s fantastic! I love this. The great thing about Trump is that he’s driving people who have no business having any political opinions whatsoever into outing themselves as idiots, both for and against him. Seriously, I mean one of the first replies is a guy saying that he loves Kurt Suzuki and doesn’t care about his politics but can’t be his fan because he’s supporting Trump. So, guy, you don’t care about his politics as long as you agree? Or you don’t care about his politics as long as he doesn’t deviate from a list of acceptable token opposition? All these people who are obsessed over Trump the man rather than Trump’s policies are the same who were obsessed with Obama the man rather than Obama’s policies. These people should be diverted to something harmless like sports or entertainment rather than politics.
The only opinion I have is FUCK THE NATS!
Right, but the Redskins though. Let DC have something.
they have the Caps with four Ruskies on the team.
Clearly Suzuki is a white-supremacist.
Successful Asian.
Yup, that counts.
Plus he’s fancy Asian, right? Yeah, may as well be Colonel Sanders.
My dad told me that he was in a Japanese KFC restaurant one time, and it was mostly the same except the Colonel Sanders statue in the lobby was a Japanese guy. They couldn’t find a mannequin of an elderly Caucasian man with a white Van Dyke beard, I guess.
They threw it in the river and got cursed.
Or was that someone else?
Kurt Suzuki just lost me as a fan forever. I don’t care about his political views but pulling out and putting on a MAGA hat at the WH is using his public platform to promote a dangerous and corrupt man. That is a bridge too far for me.
Well, bye.
Heh, that’s the guy I was talking about! What a turd. “I don’t care about his political views but having the nerve to express them in public is a bridge too far for me. Also, I consider myself to be a good person.”
He forgot “petty asshole”
that guy sounds so very moderate.
Political independent;
Yeah, sure.
He forgot “Sloganeer” in his list of attributes.
It’s getting harder for me to top reality.
That grope needs some time extension and sound effects in your next episode. For science.
You may as well take a four-year break after 2020.
I have no idea who this blue-check person is, but I do want to laugh at him uncontrollably. Emphasis added by me:
those terrorized by this administration.
You mean like Hunter Biden?
You didn’t even make it to The Second Week of Deer Camp?
Second week is when you shoot the thirty point buck.
The buck from Canada eh?
Where can one procure a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel Double scoped heat-seakin shotgun? I’m guessing Indiana.
Nice Ranger. *pours one out for small trucks*
I’ve had the inestimable Rojito for twelve years now. It’s a tad underpowered but manages to get the job done.
So here’s a question for the hunting Glibs. I shoot but don’t hunt, mainly because I have a hard time getting away from the house beyond a few hours for drinks with the gents. Same reason I don’t really camp or fish anymore, unfortunately. What’s the best way for a grown man to get into hunting assuming a lack of other friends who hunt (and who’d be available) and difficulty getting more than, say, six hours of consecutive free time lined up on a weekend? Assume I know nothing about hunting other than you’re supposed to shoot animals and hopefully eat them and if you do it in the front lawn the police will show up asking pointed questions.
https://nra.yourlearningportal.com/Course/HuntersEdActivityInfoPage
The NRA actually has some good information.
Thanks, I’ll check that out.
priority is to read all applicable laws on hunting posted on your state govt website. you probably have a state Game and Inland Fisheries department or something along those lines. break those laws and you become a poacher which is very bad.
As you sow, so shall you reap.
Some finance executives have recently told Chuck Schumer that they are holding back from donating to Democrats running for Senate in 2020 due to their concerns about Elizabeth Warren, sources say.
“They feel, rightly or wrongly, attacked. Not just that there will be higher taxes but that she is running her entire campaign as them being boogeymen,” says a person familiar with the deliberations.
The donors’ signals to Schumer come as they are increasingly frustrated with former Joe Biden’s campaign, which has lagged behind Warren, Sen. Bernie Sanders and South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg.
There are articles all over the internet right now warning people what will happen if Warren can actually get elected and pass her ‘Medicare for All’ plan. One of them does a nice illustration of what is happening with Britain’s NIH. The increased wait times just keep increasing and the quality of care is going to hell. And who do they think can fix it? The government of course, the same people who caused the mess.
But people here are just dying to learn (they will be) the lesson the hard way. Anyone who thinks that getting shitty rationed healthcare for 50-60% of your income and a 25% VAT tax on all consumer products, has an incurable disease already, because they don’t have a functional brain, and there is no amount of government that can fix that.
“NIH”
NHS
I believe it’s NIMH. They have some amazingly smart rats.
Holy shit, that Jeff Yang character I quoted above is a veritable one man derp geyser:
I’ll just give you an idea of how gullible people are and how they will readily eat up anything the fake media feeds them.
My wife got a text from one of her friends telling her that one of the reasons healthcare is so bad in the USA is that an ambulance ride is $5000. WTF? Maybe $200-300 after insurance pays it’s part. Where the fuck do people get this bullshit from? I know, CNN and other fake news media.
Nonononono, see, the media is constantly working against leftists.
Yeah, they’re trying to hide the truth about how wonderful communism is. Great right wing conspiracy.
made
normalfailed policies seem extremist.So, Europe brings back ritual sacrifice to appease Gaia to save us from climate change. Canada and many other countries follow suit. Why can’t we have ritual sacrifice, every other country has it! / there’s no cure for stupid
I just downloaded Red Dead Redemption 2 for PC. 150 GB. Yay! I guess tomorrow we can actually play this thing.
It’s awesome on PS4. Will be even better on PC.
Yeah, I’m expecting some pretty impressive graphics after I watched the 4K launch trailer. I hope it’s fun as well.
I’m more offended at how wack this guy’s rapping is.
Loved this. Very evocative of Thomas McIntyre’s The Way of the Hunter.
McIntyre himself pays homage to Jose Ortega y Gasset’s Meditations on Hunting. Both worth a read.
I like your article.
Congratulations on a new grandkid!