Well talk about a crazy sports weekend.  The Patriots lost (hooray!) to the Ravens (booooo!). The Steelers won and should be commended for hanging in there this year. The Texans smoked the Jags in London. The Bills topped the hapless Redskins. The Chefs beat the Vikings in a hell of a fun game. The Jets are a fucking joke after losing to the Dolphins. The Iggles topped the Bears. Carolina righted the ship against Tennessee. The Raiders beat the Lions and continue to be an enigma. The Seahawks had to go to overtime to beat the Bucks. The Browns shit the bed again against the Broncos. And the Chargers packed in the Packers’ fudge.

WORLD CHAMPIONS!

On the college front, there wasn’t much action at the top of the rankings. Florida State fired Willie Taggert after failing miserably for a year and a half. USC is about to do the same to Clay Helton (and rumor has it they’re eying Urban Meyer), Notre Dame was on the brink of thinking about it until the last minute of their game, and TTUN hasn’t reached the decision stage for their coach…that happens right after Thanksgiving.

Oh yeah, and if you’re a rugby fan, you missed the Springboks absolutely laying the wood to England in the World Cup final.  I woke up at 4 to watch what I thought would be a crapshoot at best and was pleasantly surprised at the victory.

Mapplethorpe showing good trigger discipline.

Will Rogers was born on this day. As were newsman Walter Cronkite, actor Art Carney, actress Doris Roberts, controversial photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, First Lady Laura Bush, stunning and brave comedienne Kathy Griffin, Karate Kid Ralph Macchio, and Lincoln pitchman Matthew McCounaghey.

OK, that brings us to…the links!

Property taxes mean you never really own your property. What makes it even worse is once you’re behind, they all but make it impossible for you to catch back up.  “Minnesota nice” apparently doesn’t extend to government.functionaries.

“That’s some quality care.”
-nobody

I’m sure proponents of a nationalized health care plan will wave this off. Or they’ll consider it a feature not a bug.  Either way, it won’t deter them from trying to impose this hellish system on us.

If geese are hate birds (the birds that hate), then Australian raptors have decided to one-up them.I don’t know what to think about this, other than “man, is there any species on that island that isn’t fucked up?”

Obituary writers everywhere sharpen their pencils to describe the life of Ronan Farrow ahead of his impending suicide. He had a good run, but the strain got to be too much for him as he plans to shoot himself in the back of the head twice.

“Oh well, if you didn’t want to end up in jail you shouldn’t have been drinking at all. Legal limits are just a guideline anyway.” Or something like that. Either way, this shouldn’t come as a shock to anybody.

Unaffiliated with the story but so delicious it still deserves a mention.

Don’t shit where you eat. And that’s true even when the McRib (which is undoubtedly the fast food served in heaven) is on the menu.  Seriously, why can’t these people ever learn? Even if its consensual, nothing good can come from it.  Nothing at all.

Don’t ask why I chose this, just enjoy it.

That’s it, folks. Sun’s up early, there’s reason for hope. Have a great start to the week.