He crossed the Giants’ path.

Well the Cowboys seem to have righted the ship. Then again, it was the Giants. Your NHL winners were Boston, Ottawa, Nashville, and Phoenix (who are actually looking dangerous this year).  The Nats visited the White House after their World Series win over my beloved Astros.  And “journalists” on the left are finally embracing the “shut up and play” philosophy they derided as racist in the past. But its cool. They’re only telling that to white and “white-adjacent” players.  Christ, what a bunch of hypocrites.

You know I’m right. Don’t @ me.

Cowboy (and roast beef maker) Roy Rogers was born on this day. As were possibly the most beautiful actress ever (and a sexual freak on top of that!) Vivien Leigh, wife-beater Ike Turner, musician Art Garfunkel, rocker Gram Parsons, cager Bill Walton, Canadian person Bryan Adams, creepy-looking actress Tilda Swinton, actor Sam Rockwell, baseball player Johnny Damon, least favorite golfer on tour Bubba Watson, and Spanish beauty Eva Gonzalez.

Well, enough of that. Now on to…the links!

Shut up and pay what you owe, asshole.

At some point Oberlin’s legal counsel needs to step in and tell school admins to shut the fuck up. Because this is how you end up with a second suit.

Trump appears to be doing well in key battleground polls. Expect the Dems to course-correct after this and veer back to the middle.  LOL, obviously that’s a joke.  They’ll just find a bigger audience to promise free shit to. And Nancy will shake her head knowingly.

I’m willing to bet this idea will go over well with office workers everywhere. It makes perfect sense, tbh. I’ve never understood an 8-hour workday anyway. Lots of productivity left on the table and the rewards of an additional day off has to be a good incentive for people to push themselves.

Uber keeps doing what Uber does best: burn through a mountain of cash. But never fear, investors. They’ll make up for it on volume.

These sammiches are to die for.

I’m just not sure they’re this good. Don’t get me wrong, they’re pretty damn good. But they’re not that good.

An Oklahoma jury does their job. These verdicts are pleasantly becoming more common. Thank God for body cams and common sense.

Not sure how gun-control advocates are gonna spin this one. But I’m sure they’ll try.

More love for the 80’s ladies this week. Bask in it.

That’s it, friends. Liverpool play this afternoon and there are some other big UCL matches. I’ll be tuning in on the radio as I figure out how to move two cattle trailers that are stuck in a field.