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Well, after the “downer” tone of my last piece, this piece will look up and away. The night sky captured the imagination of our ancestors. Every known culture has used the sky to capture reminisces of some of their tales. Every week Not Adahn pitches us on how the stars foretells our futures. But in the modern world many of us have lost our connections to the wonders of the night skies. We can go inside where it is warm and well-lit and we can amuse ourselves in ways that were undreamed of even 50 years ago. Our cities have also robbed the night sky of the ability to grab our attention. Ambient light obscures our chance to even see what is visible. None of this is bad. Warm, lit evenings with plenty of food and entertainment has been a goal of mankind for thousands of years. But sometimes you may wonder “What is that light up there in the night sky?”
You can observe the night sky year round but the summer and fall are easier times to break the problem of not seeing the night sky. During the summer the night sky faces to center of our galaxy and the night sky has lots of things to look at. The evenings are warm. The autumn in some ways is even more favored because many people hunt and are arriving at dark locations away from cities before dawn and remaining until well after sunset. Others are out for morning or evening walks and night clings longer so the opportunity to see the night sky is more easily presented.
This article is for the casual sky observer. I assume the readers have no precision telescopes, special software or the other equipment that serious amateur sky observers use. If you have an internet connection (if you don’t you’re not reading this anyway), working eyes, binoculars, maybe a spotting scope or a kid Xmas gift grade telescope* you have all the equipment you need.
(* This is a smaller refraction telescope with no electronics and generally with pedestrian quality lenses. Typically they have low magnification around 35X and higher magnification around 80-90X.)
What will you see when you look up? Stuff. Most of which is beyond the care and concerns of humanity. Some of the stuff is from mankind and can be humbling to see it whiz along. Some of it is our neighbors. The rocky or gassy planets which formed around us. Maybe you’ll see a visitor from the icy far suburb of the Solar System. I guarantee that you’ll see our companion orb. With patience and luck maybe you’ll see reminders of the power of the universe to alter life, planets or entire star systems.
One word of warning. What you will see in with your own eyes is one sense, disappointing. You won’t observe the rich colors, incredible details and literally otherworldly viewpoints in the best images released by the elite observatories, NASA, or the ESA. But that will be more than made up by the fact you will be seeing the objects first hand with your own eyeballs and mind. You will be able to combine the seen with the presented and hopefully be able to better enjoy both.
What do you need to observe the night sky? 1) A night without solid cloudiness.; 2) Your eyeballs at a minimum; 3) Something to tell you what is out where and when. (More in a bit); and it helps if 4) you have some type of optical aid. This doesn’t need to be a $10,000 telescope. It can be a decent pair of binoculars, a kid xmas present type telescope, a spotting scope, or even a decent rifle scope. The more magnification and light gathering ability device has the more detail it will enable you to see. It will also help if you give your eyes some time to adjust to the night away from lights.
This scribbling will be broken down into Solar System sky objects and manmade objects. I’ll try to keep the jargon down so as the Hitchhikers Guide advises, “Don’t panic”. So let’s head out to the deer stand, or out for the evening walk, and make sure to look up from time to time.
The Solar System and Manmade Sky
Let’s start with the easy stuff in our immediate neighborhood of the universe. The Sun, Moon, planets, comets, manmade stuff and others. Seeing these objects rates from really easy to challenging (or lucky). For the most part these things are bright, it is easy to observe their movement, and they show details even with the most basic binoculars or scopes.
The Moon
This is the earliest known night sky object and for the most of a month it takes no great skill to find it, even in a city. The Moon is a delight to observe as the terminator (line of light and night) crosses the lunar surface. The area around the terminator is full of shadows which allows surface features to “pop” into view. Mountains thousands of feet tall cast their shadows miles deep into the cooled lava “Sea” that surround them. Large craters will have bight rims with inky black interiors, and occasionally you’ll see the top of a crater’s central peak poking into the sunlight from the dark void.
So when is it best to observe the moon? Any time you can see it, except for the 4 days or so around a full moon. During that period the moon appears flat because the light doesn’t cast noticeable shadows
Through binoculars or your scope the view changes by the hour as the edge of the night rushes along the surface. One cold, dark, and clear pre-dawn in Montana I got into position and waited for daylight and the elk. While I tried to stay, warm, quiet, and unscented I had a great view of the terminator and as I looked at the moon through my binos I caught the moment the sun rose high enough to pass through a breach in a crater wall and send a narrow beam of light spilling across the crater floor.
Even with no optics the face of the moon changes between nights. If the moon is already up at sunset, you are approaching the full moon. If at sunset, it is the full moon. If there is a noticeable period between sunset and the moon- the moon is waning. Finally if the moon is bright and high in the sky around noon, it is about a week to no visible moon. AKA- the new moon.
Fun fact about the Moon. Because of a small wobble in the lunar orbit an Earth observer over time can see almost 60% of the lunar surface as the wobbles (libration) let us peek around the corner of the Moon. Also, most lunar sea surface material is about the same color as a middle aged asphalt parking lot.
The Sun
In short don’t look at the sun without eye protection. Especially now since even there are very few sunspots to see (aka solar minimum). Welding goggles are not usually dark enough to protect you since most commercial welding goggles are a level 12 darkness and the sun requires level 14. Small “XMAS Telescopes” usually come with a “solar filter” which can be used with the lowest power lens configuration. In other times you can carefully observe the Sun’s face for sunspots. Right now the risk is probably not worth the view. But, unless you have specialized equipment, the Sun is best observed online from a solar observatory website. There are three exceptions to this: solar eclipses, planetary transits, and the green flash. I’ll discuss solar eclipses later.
Planetary transits are the rare occasions when Mercury or Venus actually are seen crossing the face of the Sun for a few hours. Because the planets don’t follow the Solar equator the geometry required for the Earth to experience this view are few and fleeting. The last transit by Venus was June 5, 2012 and was fun to see. The next will be December of 2117. A Venus transit was how the atmosphere was discovered and that led to a rush to have observing sites around the world in 1769. Today science has moved beyond transits for scientific purposes but watching the progress of a planet across the face of the Sun puts the scale of the Solar System in perspective. While my bet is that I’ll miss 2117 transit of Venus, I am holding out hope for the Mercury’s November 11, 2019 transit of the Sun. The transit will be visible from all of North America and much of Europe. Japan, you’ll have to catch it online. I live near an east facing beach so I’ll be able to experience it at dawn. What you’ll see is a black dot that moves across the face of the Sun. This website will provide you the information for your location including where on the solar disk you will see Mercury. If you miss this transit your next opportunity will be November 13, 2032.
To observe the “green flash” you need an unobstructed view of a flat horizon at sunset or sunrise. It works best if you use an ocean or a Great Lake. I have heard people have seen the “green flash” on the Great Plains, but I had no luck when I lived in the KC area.
A “green flash” occurs because the atmosphere acts like a prism and just as the solar disk disappears (appears) at the horizon the prism causes a 1-2 flash of green to appear at the top of the solar disk. Again, a fun thing to see if you are aware and lucky.
Jupiter
In the current night sky at sunset Jupiter reigns. Venus is usually brighter but right now it is close to the Sun and hides in the glare of sunset. In contrast if you look west of south after sunset the largest planet with be the first “star” to come out and remains the brightest object in that part of the sky. With the naked eye Jupiter is very bright silver white “star”, while through even the smallest binoculars it appears clearly as a disk instead of a point of light like a star. You can do a quick check if this. Find Jupiter and check it out. Now make a closed fist and extend your arm. Place it just below Jupiter and look at 5 o’clock. That bright red star is Antares. Now look at Antares in your binos. Antares is the 15th brightest star in the sky. It a red super giant of about 12 solar masses only about 550 light years away and if it swapped places with the Sun it would fill the Solar System until midway between Mars and Jupiter. It is truly big. Even that close and big Antares is a mere pinpoint of light. Every major planet is clearly a disk and not a point of light. (See opening picture)
In a dark location with good binos (with large front lenses to gather light) you can see Jupiter’s four large moons. They appear as distinct “stars” along Jupiter’s equator. With any scope these stand out. Depending where they are in their orbits you can see up to four of the moons Galileo discovered. All four are fascinating for their own reasons, but the inner two moons (Io and Europa) move so quickly that observing even an hour apart will reveal clear movement. With a scope as well you’ll be able to make out some of Jupiter’s banding which look like brownish stripes north and south of the equator. Jupiter takes about a year to move one zodiacal constellation. So once you find it, it’ll be easy to follow.
If you look at Jupiter or Saturn near the horizon you may be tempted to say, “WTF Double Eagle? Either you lied about where the moons (rings) are, or the planet tipped over. Not to fear. This is just an optical illusion because you are essentially looking sideways at the planet. Look closer to when it is at the highest point it’ll reach in the night sky (AKA zenith) and things will appear normally.
Fun Fact: The gas giant Jupiter rotates so rapidly (a day is about 12 hours) that even though binos it visibly bulges along the equator.
Venus
Venus is the Earth’s nearest twin in size and our closest planetary neighbor on average. (Depending on locations in their respective orbits both Venus and Mars can be closer on any given day.) Because Venus is closer to the Sun it sometimes appears in the morning and other times in the evening (aka Morning and Evening Stars) and can never appear all night like the plants farther from the Sun than us. Venus is even brighter than Jupiter and at peak times on moonless nights can cast a faint shadow.
Unfortunately, Venus is not a fascinating view through your optics. It appears as a silvery disk but with no moons so you don’t get the obvious movements as the moons parade around Jupiter. The only real trick Venus will display for you is that it goes through phases like the moon, less a “full” Venus. The fuller Venus appears, the farther it is from Earth; and the more crescent it appears, the closer it is. Because of this, the apparent brightness of the planet remains fairly constant. A crescent Venus is noticeably larger in your optics than an almost full Venus.
Venus is not much of a visual treat right now since it just passed behind the Sun. It sets within minutes of the Sun and is not visible to the casual observer. In a few months it will return to easy visibility. In fact, Venus can be seen during daylight hours and is sometimes reported as an UFO near the Sun. Here is how and where Venus will appear after sunset for the next few months.
Fun Fact: Venus’s surface runs about 900F and the atmosphere is so dense that the pressure at the surface is the same as the deepest parts of the Marianas Trench. The odd thing is that the planet rotates so slowly that a Venusian day is longer than a Venusian year.
Saturn
Saturn is the third brightest planet and is brighter than almost every star. As a bonus, now it is near Jupiter in the evening sky so it is really easy to find. To find Saturn locate Jupiter. Using the same closed fist stretched out arm technique, go left a bit over two fists and up slightly (10 o’clock position). That yellowish star is Saturn. Through even a small scope Saturn will grab your attention because the rings are right there and easy to make out. (Most binos make Saturn look like a yellowish football. If you have high quality lenses and steady them against something you can just make out the rings in good conditions.) Saturn and Jupiter are slowly closing together so over the next months they will be easier to see together. In December 2020 they will appear to almost touch they will be so close together in the night sky (AKA conjuction).
Saturn’s rings are “open” and easier to see now. In fact even a cheap telescope will reveal that there are “rings” and not a ring. As the years continue on we will move more in line with the rings and they’ll almost disappear. Then they’ll open to the other side. (14 year cycle). It takes a bit over two years for Saturn to move between constellations which is why Jupiter will “catch up” next year.
Fun Fact: Gallieo was the first to observe the planets though a telescope and discovered Jupiter’s moons and phases on Venus. He could only make out that Saturn bulged and it was a later scientist who discovered the nature of the rings. The rings are almost all small pieces of water ice ranging 1cm to 1M in size and the most visible rings are ~63,000 km wide, but only 10-30 meters deep.
Mars
Mars may not be our closest neighbor planet, but it is the most “earthlike” neighbor with seasons, clouds, snow, occasionally running water, and hosts of other similarities. In the night sky Mars is an odd duck because it zips through the constellations (a Mars year is 687 Earth days) and changes brightness and apparent size dramatically over a short period of time. Right now? It is so close to the Sun it is hidden in the glare. Come March it’ll escape the Sun’s glare to appear as a bright red point of light around dawn. By as the months go on the distance between us and Mars will fall until October when we will be only 0.4 AU apart and Mars will be bright bloody red and one of the brightest objects in the sky.
Through your binos or spotting scope Mars appears a red disk (Mars’ surface is covered with rust colored rocks). As the months go on the disk will get larger and the white polar cap will become easier to see. You need to keep your eye on Mars because it crosses constellations about every other month unlike the dawdling Jupiter (1 per year) and Saturn (1 every other year). It also spends part of the year “going backwards” as the Earth catches up as it passes the planet.
Fun Fact: It has the largest known mountain, Olympus Mons, which is visible through a moderate sized telescope. It was discovered on Earth in the 19th Century and named Nix Olympia but it was an unknown object. It took until Mariner 9 orbited in Mars in late 1971 to determine what it was. Olympus Mons is a shield volcano that stands 14 miles high above the base and covers a surface area almost equal to the size of France. In comparison, Mauna Kea in Hawaii is the tallest volcano on Earth and rises only 6.3 miles from the ocean floor to the summit. Olympus Mons weighs so much that it has deformed the crust and sits in a 2km deep depression surrounding mountain.
Mercury
For your basic sky observer Mercury is like Venus but more so. With a year of only 88 days it rapidly transitions between the morning and evening sky. Because it is closer to the Sun it never gets far from the horizon. But sometimes when you are out and the day is transitioning a “star” is seen low in the sky. If the time of the year is right you are looking at Mercury. Through our optics it appears as a small oddly shaped disk or crescent similar to Venus but much smaller. See “Transits” (above) to take advantage of the rare opportunity to watch Mercury cross the face of the Sun.
Fun Fact: Mercury is smaller than some moons. Both Ganymede (Jupiter) and Titan (Saturn) are all larger than Mercury. Ice has been detected in several craters near Mercury’s poles in pockets that are perpetually in darkness.
The Outer and Minor Worlds
How about the rest of the solar system? The planet Uranus is dimly visible to the naked eye in a dark location and “good seeing”. (“Good seeing” is a dark night with little to no wind and a steady temperature gradient through the atmosphere so the atmosphere is moving very little.) But for the casual observer Uranus is best seen when it is near an easier see thing. During a lunar eclipse in 2014 Uranus was right below the moon and any observation of the moon meant you couldn’t miss a gray green disk. That disk was Uranus. My suggestion is don’t try and find Uranus without the aid of an easy object nearby. Many websites will be happy to let you know when these days are approaching.
Fun Fact: Early in the Solar System Uranus was smacked by another object near the same size. Now it rotates on the side and essentially rolls around the Sun. Uranus was not recognized as a planet by early astronomers and shows up as a “star” in several sky maps.
Neptune is invisible to the naked eye but like Uranus can be found with optics when it is near something else. One morning when I was out before dawn getting into position for a turkey hunt Neptune was near the crescent Moon. In my binos I could make it out as a very small bluish disk. Even with a small scope that is the best you can hope for.
Fun fact: Neptune was discovered by two astronomers independently doing the math on small perturbations of Uranus. It has been visited only once by an Earth launched space probe. Voyager 2 passed by the planet in 1989.
The dwarf plant Pluto. Forgetaboutit. Even through the largest earth based scopes Pluto is a speck of light that can only be made out by how it moves over several nights.
Fun Fact: With a very elongated orbit, Pluto actually moves inside of Neptune’s orbit for 20 years every orbit (248 Earth years). The last time it did so was 1979-1999 ce.
The dwarf planet Ceres is another dwarf planet but is more conveniently located in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Under almost perfect conditions it can be made out as a dim star. It is not worth the effort to find unless you start getting hooked by amateur astronomy.
Eclipses
I’ll discuss only the two most common, solar and lunar. Solar eclipses only take place during a new moon, because that is when the moon is directly between us and the Sun. Because of the tipping of our orbits it is only sometimes the Moon’s shadow crosses the earth’s surface.
The next totality that will cross the US is April 8, 2024 and totality will cross Texas and cross west of the Appalachians through eastern NY and curve into eastern Canukistan.
Lunar eclipses only take place at a full moon and only sometimes for the same reasons. But since the earth’s shadow is so much larger the area for observed totality covers a larger part of the planet and for a longer time. As the bulk of the Earth’s shadow hits the face of the moon it starts turning dark, usually orange-ish, but rarely black. This is because our atmosphere always bends some light through.
The next lunar totality for the US is January 21st. The mainland will be in position for the entire thing, while on my island hideaway the moon will rise a bit before totality and I’ll get to observe the rest. Convenient and warm for me, if not for some of you.
Occultation
These are when one object crosses in front of another. It is the astronomy equivalent of the saying, “Standing there makes you a better door than a window. “ Almost all of the most visible of these events take minutes to a few hours and cover a fairly small portion of the surface of the Earth. There are websites that highlight the most noteworthy of these. No real science to be learned, but they are fun to see. Watching a planet disappear and reappear from behind the moon is a kick. Visible from naked eye to scope.
Meteors and Meteorites
A meteoroid is a small bit of metal, stone or a metal/stone mix in space. A meteor is a meteoroid burning up in the atmosphere. A meteorite is a meteoroid that makes it to the surface of the Earth. The average visible meteorite was the size of a marble when it hit the atmosphere. Most meteoroids burn up at 75-50 miles above the Earth.
Seeing a meteor is a matter of chance and luck. You can improve your odds by watching after local midnight so your chunk of Earth is facing our direction of movement. The other way is to watch during known periods of “meteor showers”. (See a good website for info.) These are the times when the earth passes through the orbital paths of larger comets and sweep up the dust and small objects left behind comets in their flight. If you get really lucky you can watch a fireball which is a larger meteor burning brightly. Sometimes they leave a visible smoke path, or even break apart into multiple pieces while you watch. The best fireball I ever saw was one early morning in 1992. We were out for the Javalina hunt. I had left camp and was walking up a hill to get into position when the hill in front of me blazed white and I saw my shadow. I quickly turned around and saw a huge fireball traveling across the sky. As I watched it broke into 4 pieces and kept going, eventually blinking out far to the southwest. The light from the still hidden Sun caught the smoke and lit it up in the pre-dawn sky. I thought it was space debris but when I checked with the local observatory a few days later they confirmed it as a meteor.
As much as many of us hoped for the “Sweet Meteorite of Death” in 2016 and will do so again in 2020 the odds are small that the next extinction level meteorite strike will happen then. You can play around with this website and find how your very own SMOD will impact you. Have fun with it. Can you design the next KT event?
Fun Fact: The change of definition from meteoroid to small asteroid was formally defined only in 2017. A meteoroid is grain sized to one meter in size. Smaller size are micrometeoroids and larger are small asteroids.
Comets
Here is Comet 1A. Comets are dirty snowballs left over from the formation of the solar system. Well outside of the planets there is a large cloud of dust and ice stretching out over 100,000 Astronomical Units (AU = roughly the distance from the Sun to the Earth). This cloud is known as the Oort Cloud and is the home of the comets. Passing objects and stellar events give the cloud gravitational nudges and some of these nudges eventually result in a dirty snowball to start to fall into the Sun’s gravity well. (It may take millions of years between the nudge and the solar pass.) Those snowballs which come in close to the Sun start to warm up and give off ionized gas and dust. These are known as comets. Every year dozens of comets are found and most remain faint and fuzzy telescope objects, but every few years (on average) a comet becomes a bino and naked eye object. About once a decade a comet will shine bright and luminous thus becoming a spectacular sky show. Since most bright comets take a long period to orbit the sun their arrival is a once in a lifetime event. Even Halley’s Comet takes 76 years per orbit so at best you might get two chances to see it. Spectacular Comet Hale-Bopp passed within 1 AU of Jupiter so the orbit was considerably shortened. If you are around in 4380ce Hale-Bopp should put on a good a good show.
Right now the night sky doesn’t feature any worthwhile comets for the casual observer.
Aurora
Aurora form when Solar Wind particles hit the Earth’s magnetosphere and then ionize. Lower energy particles are blue and green while high energy particles display red. The map shows the band of common occurrence over North America. Especially energetic solar storms can result in red aurora appearing throughout the continental USA. More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora
Manmade Stuff
There is a bunch of it up there, so much in fact that some areas of prime “real estate” are getting downright crowded. Most manmade stuff is not easily visible to a casual observer, but some of it is. The biggest and brightest object is the International Space Station (ISS). This is my recommendation to try and find first. It is BRIGHT, moves relatively slowly and is impressive. It is often mistaken for an airplane heading to a nearby airport. When you see the ISS, you will know you saw it. Conveniently the nature of the ISS orbital parameters means that it will be visible for multiple days from your location before it goes dark again. The ISS will be visible from your location during passes for several hours before dawn and after dusk. I recommend using Heavens-Above.com for finding your visible passes. (More info below). For other satellites a find a dark location on a night with no moon. Watch and you’ll see small lights than are too small to be passing planes moving along. If you are ambitious yu can use Heavens-Above.com Db to find specific satellites.
If you are near Commiefornia or the Floridaman Atlantic coast you can occasionally see launch vehicles heading to orbit. It is impressive to watch a small object at the head of a rapidly lengthening cloud as it is gaining speed and altitude. After the vehicles cross the sky you can watch the remaining gas plumes be twisted by the winds alofy. They often make surreal shapes with transient splotches of the spectrum. Both the Kennedy Center (FL) and Vandenburg Air Force Base (CA) will publicly announce non military launches to the public. Most military launches may get only a few minutes, or no, public announcements.
A Smattering of Websites
There are scores of astronomy related websites out there. In fact, there are more potential websites for you to visit than the number of fleshy globes that Q offers for viewing to the Glib community each month. But here are a few websites that are easy to use and are geared toward the interested general public.
Astronomy Picture of the Day. You might as well visit it since your tax dollars pay for it. This is a great site which features just what the name says. Each picture has a clear description of what you are seeing. The photos origins are diverse (in the good sense) from NASA, other space agencies, observatories from across the globe, and from amateurs sending in some incredibly artistic works. The archive goes back to the mid 1990’s. This has been my first website daily since 1997.
EarthSkyNews. This organization covers what is going on for the general sky observer. You can sign up for a free daily email newsletter. It has observing updates, news from space, photos, and only a small touch of occasional “climate change” stuff. They also keep your subscription information tight. I can’t think of a time when I got unsolicited emails that would have come from them selling my info.
Heavens-Above. This is a serious but easily accessible site. It is “THE” public website to track satellites, get sky charts, past and future night skies etc. When you first visit this site note the upper right corner of the page. There is a box there. Open it and set your location from a database. It will not change all the data for your location and remember it. Look down the left side and the ISS is highlighted. Click on it and it will give you the visible passes for the next 10 days. Click on the day and BINGO, there is a sky chart for that pass.
Keep following down the left side and you get to the astronomy portion with easy to use interfaces. You want to see what was going on the sky at the moment of your birth? Just put in the data and there will be the sky for that time. Want to see the sky for 4th of July 3000 years ahead? It is there.
These three websites will serve a casual observer. There are hundreds of other websites out there from the USG, other governments, private organizations and amateurs. If there is interest after this article I can do a “Part Two” with easy to observe deep sky objects. With just binos, or in some cases a deep dark sky, you can observe a host of objects, including a galaxy that will one day crash into our own.
[No photos in this article are mine.]
My guess is Uranus was smacked by SPACE SMITH.
BTW, an excellent beginners course to astronomy.
Ever been to Cherry Springs state park in PA? Is it worth the trip?
From down here, maybe not unless you’re really into stargazing. It is a really nice area though, and the sky looks better there than anywhere else within day trip distance.
I was thinking of a couple day trip to the area of at least over night ?.
Amazing work, and that’s just by scanning.
If you’re in the city and can’t see well, Cygnus (sp?) flies down the Milky Way.
There’s a killer observatory in the Davis Mountains that puts on great shows.
And catch the Space Station when it comes over: looks like it’s on fire and is about to fall in your lap.
Went to McDonald Obsv back on Labor Day weekend in ’06. Quite a bit different clime that North Texas. While the drive was a pain, the trip was worth it. Didn’t get to see any “shows” there, but it is still a great place to visit.
10/10–would go again.
WHYCOME YOU NO TELL ME FORTUNE, STAR MAN
Hey, nice coincidence. On the wasy home from the supermarkert today it’s now dark and I’m thinkig i need to drive out of town tonight to look at the stars. I haven’t done that in awhile. We used to live in the woods and I just had to step outside.
As a teenager, I was on the staff at a scout camp at 7,000′ feet in the Sierras. The stars were so bright, you didn’t need a flashlight to walk on the open granite. Just stunning.
I used to go down to a star viewing spot somewhere between Albuquerque and Socorro when I was a teenager and that was an inexpensive thing for mom to take us to do. Sometimes we’d go to the VLA.
Similar experience – one of the scout camp outs was snow camping in the mountains. Full moon that night so just lit up everything with the snow reflecting light. Totally awesome!
Excellent program, lots of detail
Thanks!
Astronomy is an awesome hobby. You can spend as little (like zero) as you want or hundreds of thousands of what ever currency you desire if you are so inclined.
Thank you! Love this. We’ve had a small telescope and got our kids hooked on skygazing when they were little. They also love the Skywatch apps that use their phone camera to overlay the sky.
Very cool. I have colleagues that do photography through their telescopes. They love cold clear nights.
*holds phone up to viewfinder*
It’s always so blurry…
I have a pretty good telescope although it is not all that big (90 mm). I have a mount that I have used to take photographs with but haven’t in years due to life issues — also got tired of spending 1 hour to set up and another to tear it down after 6 hours of viewing. Now I primarily use a camera tripod just to do some visual viewing.
Probably on spent 5 nights of serious viewing in the past 5 years. I’d like to get back into but haven’t got into the habit yet.
They have fancy cameras and special software and extra hard drives.
What they don’t have special buildings just for their telescopes?
I have a tent designed so I can leave a telescope setup inside and just zip back the roof when I want to observe. I hope to use it someday.
Given the complaints about cold etc. I don’t think so
This is a fascinating article. Thank you.
My wife got on a telescope kick for a few years. We went through about 4 upgrades and stalled at around 200.00. We saw plenty. The better one’s cam with charts so you could look at specific bodies. We went to the Griffith observatory a bunch of times around then. I highly recommend going there if you make it this far behind enemy lines. The place is amazing. It’s a beautiful building with massive amounts of celestial information put forth with a captivating presentation. It’s also the filming location of James Dean in ” Rebel Without a Cause.” It’s one of my favorite places in L.A. Go see it if you’re into this stuff, or just want to see a cool piece of L.A. history. BTW, you can look out over most of the city on a clear day, from there too.
Or more relevant to me, a couple episodes of Voyager 🙂
Well, I hope they gave a good glimpse. The place is amazing.
And the 1953 classic “Phantom from Space”. The Phantom, you see, was invisible – saved on costumes and casting. Doors opend and closed via strings that were sometimes invisible. The B&W photoraphy of the observatory was wonderful.
Great article. No mention of phone apps to help you find stuff. A couple phones ago I had an app that would tell me where to look for man-made stuff and what I was looking at when I found something.
Google’s original start finder app (or whatever it was called) was my excuse for getting my first smart phone.
Yep. We use that app on camping trips. Better than trying point with your finger at something a a billion miles away.
Well, I guess I gotta start the star music.
Interesting contrast of eras.
I was surprised you didn’t seem to get into the navigation aspects, given your sailing background. Anyway, here’s a song to cover that .
Pink Floyd – Set the Controls for the Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zuEfmmCA5s
That song straight freaked me out!
At one time I had every Pink Floyd album on vinyl. Then my wife had a yard sale…
This has always been one of my faves.
Only half a moon?
David Bowie – Starman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI66hcu9fIs
A great one!
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knTyiSvdSNo
That one was like top 5-ish on Kasey Kasem when I was around 8-9 and first started noticing music. Takes me way back.
Music to get kicked out of high school by!
Maybe too obvious
Dark Side of the Moon
“I’ve always been mad”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOth-BuCNY
laser show memories
This has got to be way the fuck up there! (pun intended)
Also maybe too easy
The Final Countdown – Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
All that hair!
The Police – Walking On the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwMdZOlPo8
I recorded this one at a bar down the street. Nice twist on the song (better when they have a second guitar player). Later that night they did a killer RATM set.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ASCM6XTjYM
Nice!
Yes . Very nice!
That’s badassed. Except for the drunken dancing cheesehead, It reminds me of my neighborhood bar. I’m heading over there tomorrow.
Something from my teenage years:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qvq4LdngkD4
That song reminds me a lot of the Smashing Pumpkins.
OK, *now* I’ll click.
Goddamn, I love that song.
I remember you posting that you’re a big Pumpkins fan. Me too. I was lucky enough to catch 3 or 4 shows at small clubs before Siamese Dream came out and they got big. Here’s a shitty clip of the show I was at where I heard Hummer and Drown for the first time. Me and my buddies were like WTF! Both songs hadn’t been released yet and they mentioned they were trying them out on us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi5W8lYMrkk
I’m guessing there was maybe 100-150 people there. I had a beer with D’Arcy and Billy before the show. They were both acting kinda weird. I think Billy might have been tripping or something. Anyway, those are some of my most memorable shows, and Gish is still a top 3 album to me. I still listen to everything up through Mellon Collie. Even went and seen them abut a year ago for the first time in about 15 years. Great show, but wish they would have played more of the older stuff.
Cool. You’re a bigger fan than I – like I haven’t seen them live or anything.
It’s from the era. And the song has nothing to do with space, it’s about suicide.
Tangentially related to pistoffnick’s link below:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9Vzb6R_58
If I ever decided to off myself, I’d be sure to leave specific introductions for that song to be played at my funeral, because that’s funny to me.
And Now For Something Completely Different…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Svd3erUXPI
Ah, goddammit. I like the song but I have a very negative personal experience associated with that tune, so it’s ruined on me.
Same here with REO Speedwagon.
This’ll fix your REO woes.
Another one for the old fux.
That is Ted’S level hate.
Trying to milk the topic. Sorry.
Chafed, did you punch your monitor, because that’s sort of the image I have right now?
Sorry, I can’t read your comment. I punched my monitor.
I also had every Cat Stevens album on vinyl…until the fateful yard sale.
Your wife did you a favor.
About as modern as I get nowadays:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OgvLej8ln2w
Heh, that was for blackjack. I’m not sure if I fall under the old fux mantle but I’m certainly not young anymore.
Sorry man, I’m listening to more old fuck music.
This music makes me rediscover more from the same guys.
ELO, huh?
Okay, how about old fuck music being covered by slightly less older fucks?
I prefer this over the Black Sabbath original:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=025mnKFUFw4
The last time I saw Sabbath with Dio, Pantera opened and they broke my ears! It was brutal! Bad choice of seating. I was at stage level but about 10 rows up at the Memorial sports arena. I might still have hearing loss from that show. Personally, I prefer Dio to Ozzy. Guy was a miniature badass.
Dio has a much better voice but it was a different band. It’s like Van Halen VS Van Hagar. They really should have used a different name because it was meaningfully different.
Van Hagar did one good song.
Dio was my first concert in 1985 at Alpine Valley on the Sacred Heart Tour. Some of my 15 years old friends that I went with started their first band around that time called Sacred Heart. Their first gig that summer was at a Catholic Church festival. They played Christian standards from bands like Dio, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Kiss, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, and Rush.
On the blues front, I’m going to see Blues Traveler on the 15th and Marcus King Band on the 23rd. If I can swing it, I might go see your girl Samantha Fish on December 6th. The guy who’s opening plays my area quite a bit. He jams a lot with one of my local buddies all the time.
Right on. I saw Black and Blue in 1980. I was bummed that it wasn’t Ozzy, until I saw them. They kicked ass. Did a few classics, too. Always loved Dio ever since.
I’ve seen Ozzy once. It was a good show aside from the knife fight that broke out in front of me inside the pit. Never got a chance to see Pantera…I think…if so I was apparently very high. Anyway, I did see Phil’s side-project SuperJoint Ritual at a strip club in Lincoln, Nebraska once. F-ing brutal show:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47Vr_ZZ5b9M
Fun Fact!: the bass player is Hank Williams III.
Fucking go see Samantha. She kicked ass just doing an opening 1 hour set at a cheesy hollywood club down here. I can just imagine a whole show at a decent venue. She’s the best new guitarist I’ve seen in like, thirty years. See her while she’s still see able.
BTW, Next for me is Jonny Lang at the Rose in Pasadena. He’s fucking great also.
I knew him when he went by Kid Johnny Lang.
Very good guitarist
I’ll see if I can pull off the Samantha show. I’m going to North Carolina the following weekend for Warren Haynes Xmas Jam, so the schedule is getting a little tight and the show is 2.5 hours away. Marcus King is my favorite young guitarist, and he’s got a killer backup band. If not familiar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkSOEcg44oc
@pistoffnick – One of my best friends used to be a radio DJ in Fargo back in the 90’s and I remember him raving about this 14 year old kid Johnny Lang. Every time I talked to him he would bring up Johnny and talk about how fast he improved from show to show. Not long after he blew up. Kinda cool.
I went to college in Fargo.
I saw him at the Minnesota State Fair. He had range, and style.
I mean I really can’t play guitar, but I can tell a good ‘un from a bad ‘un.
I’ve seen him at the Rose three times. Hr’s beaten every other concert I’ve seen, including Clapton, Bonamassa, etc. He kicks ass. Maybe not Gary Clark Jr. ( opened for Slowhand) or Buddy Guy, but all the rest. I will see him every time he plays nearby.
You philistines disappoint me.
STARS: https://youtu.be/G5H94GHb-10
That guy might be the best hard rock singer of all time. Fuck Lou Reed.
Meaning Dio, of course.
I have trouble choosing between Dio, Halford, and Dickinson.
No brainer. Dio is the best.
I’m not saying you’re wrong but I am saying it’s unclear.
You know me well. I rag on so many male singers’ voices, but I love Dio’s.
My current obsession.
Mo since you have a love of tall, skinny, formerly drug addicted singers, isn’t it time to go all in?
https://youtu.be/cABZfkRcQ6A
I grew out of my like for skinny dudes. Nikki’s put on a bit of weight as he’s aged and he looks better than he did in the 80s. He’s 60 years old and looks a helluva lot better than he did when he was 25.
I remember the 2017 solar eclipse. It was far from “total” for me but still cool AF, like a little party outside during the work day.
We went up to our cabin where we had a full eclipse. That was pretty wild.
Was it that long ago? My work provided glasses, and we were all outside watching.
Yeah, I don’t remember where I got my glasses but everyone had them.
I can’t believe it was that long ago. *feels old*
Didn’t Orange man look directly at it an the media went nuts?
Like a G-spot orgasm, I have never seen the Green Flash. I’m beginning to think it is an elaborate prank everyone is playing on me – like a snip hunt.
snipe
I saw the green flash almost 20 years ago when I went on a cruise.
You are in on the prank too! GAH!
I saw it once in Hawaii on the Big Island
Not a myth.
Haven’t found it in 24 years of marriage+7 years of dating. FML.
I never got past the F spot.
A-firm.
Prove it.
Sooo, video or it didn’t happen?
Dude, you coulda gone with “Live demo, please”…. And, what is Super 8; chopped liver?
Rational expectations, rational expectations. Besides, I’m no traveling to Kansas for something I can find on the interwebs.
Mohammed, Mountain. Mountain, Mohammed.
Good thing I don’t live in Kansas!!!
Yeah, yeah. Missouri.
Wait–I heard Missouri loves company. What the hell, man?!
Hey, man, even if she’s pretending, it still counts.
Definitely not a myth
^5
By a factor of five?
::opens note pad::
Go on…
“High-five”
Ah! Carry on, then…
damn
Time to put on my miner’s lamp and find the damn thing.
Teach me, Sensei.
Let me see how delicately I can say this so as not to chip away at our family friendly status any more than I already have.
The G-spot is on the front wall of the vagina. It’s about a third of the way from the entrance. You need to be in a position to be able to firmly massage it with whichever body part she will let you put in there. Use firm pressure and be slow. When I say firm massage, that’s what I mean.
There are two small bumps to use as a landmark.
Also, if you do it correctly, and for long enough, you find yourself having to buy smelling salts.
“(See a good website for info.)”
What kinda website am I at now?
The worst chatroom ever.
Why would anyone look at the sky when we’ve got Pokémon go?
Is that even a thing stilll, boomer?
Everything is a thing or it’d be nothing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=93xTQ2hVc-Y
One of my 13-year-old cats just launched herself off my desk at the other one on the floor.
*closes jaw*
They both have difficulty with short heights now. I keep expecting to come home and find one of them with a broken leg or something.
I feel that way when the dog starts running around the couch on the hard wood floors
I should add that this is the 3rd time in 13 years that this one has climbed up onto my desk. (The other two times were earlier this week.)
The other one – who is even more feeble – started doing that a few weeks ago.
It’s weird how much they change over the years.
Yeah, mine seemed so young, until the end just came out of nowhere. They made it to 19 and 21, or so. Seemed only subtly different until it was over.
Goddammit, now I’m going to have to set up this fiddly, fiddly telescope.
Ours is sitting in the closet with weird exercise equipment the wife ordered.
Is that a euphemism for octopus-themed vibrator?
No, that’s in my storage shed. Wanna buy it?
Let me smell it first. I’ve had some issues in the past.
Now that you mention it, it does smell suspiciously like the telescope.
Bonito?
Bonito Mussolinguini would be a nice name for an Italian/Japanese fusion restaurant.
I really enjoyed this article. I like astronomy and miss having a good place to see the stars.
Netflix or Hulu
Ditto. You got talk of celestial bodies, music, and G-spot conspiracies.
What’s not to like?
This motivated me to drive out of town to look at the stars (out of town is maybe 1.5 miles). Clear and cold but the gibbous moon (love that word) is high tonoght and washed out all but a few bright stars. Still nice to be outside on a cold clear night.
Agreed–‘gibbous’ is quite cromulent.
The idiots on Fox are complaining that none of the networks are reporting the whistleblower’s name. Why don’t you do it then? Everyone already knows who it is.
Afghanistan had the most amazing night skies I’ve ever seen. And I’m not talking about on base with all of that light pollution. I spent more than a few nights waaaaayyyyy out in the hinterlands, several times at decent altitudes – (8000′ for a few months and few nights over 10k) – and I don’t really know how to describe it. Lying on my back in my bag, it was like you could just reach up and grab the stars. They seemed so close, unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. So crisp and clear, too. Watching satellites whip by was fun; I had no idea the first time and a friend of mine teased me about it.
Thanks, DE. I know there are a whole slew of countries with ‘scopes on the Big Island and I’ve heard from locals when visiting that if you go up to the observatory the sky stretches away so far that shooting stars appear below you. I’d like to see that someday.
That sounds very cool.
Sorry to OT, but I’m just worn out here. One hour and 45 minutes to drive 9 miles after a 9.5 hour work day.
Anyway:
Bad Orange Man Hates My Dog!
You know the first thing I thought about this morning when I woke up and the last thing I will think about tonight before I go to sleep? Bad Orange Man hates my dog. Yeah, that’s right, I’m obsessed with that.
OFFS, to say that the NYT IS, HAS BEEN, CONTINUES TO BE, a complete fucking joke is being way too nice.
I have my own theories, but first I have the more erudite insights of Justin Frank, a psychiatrist and psychoanalyst and the author of the book “Trump on the Couch.”
Trump has been Oedipus Rekt.
Yes, well, the phrase “like a dog” has no history, and was never used, until Trump used it. Jesus fucking christ these people are sooo… stupid? Pedantic? Dogged in their pursuit? Fucking morons. Is the whole city of New york nothing but a vast Idiocracy?
People are so desperate for their daily dopemine hit from OMB that shit like this is inevitable. The NYT is an ideological drug dealer.
Office of Management and Budget?
I hate that place and I don’t even know what it is.
Yes, all 8.5 million of us are drooling morons.
Hey! I’m not a moron! 😉
Of course not, you’re not a New Yorker.
Tentacle porn and panty vending machines. That’s all we are.
I so totally want to go on a food binge in Japan.
Why is it that the worst representatives of any group of people will always be the loudest and most visible?
Because that’s one of the things that makes them bad.
I knew it!
Someone got paid to write that.
As a measure of a society and an economy I want to think that that means we’re in pretty much the best place and time in human history. If you’re living in a village on the border with the Assyrian empire or in 18th century Wales you’re not getting paid to write shit like that.
And given that list of “median salaries at Washington Post” tweet that went around a few days ago, they not only get paid to write that drivel, some of them get paid quite a lot.
Tomorrow they’ll have an article blaming dogs for global warming.
O/T (Sorry, dbl!) or, more to the point, back to last night’s T: I just want to have it entered in the record that this evening I got my old office printer hooked up to my laptop, printed off last night’s acrostic, and I finished it without cheating.
Thanks, Teh Hype!
That is all.
You’re a better woman than I, Gunga Din!
Once I recognized the passage – one that would be hauntingly familiar to most of the site’s current readers – the rest was pretty easy. I just have to figure out a way to print it with the grid number and letter codes showing more clearly. Or I need new glasses.
I remember sitting on the roof with some friends intending to see — gosh, was it Halley’s comet? Some comet at least, and it was going to be in the southern sky and we thought we had a good view because my friend’s house was on the canyon. We didn’t consider that the ball fields were across the canyon to the south, and the comet was so low in the sky the light pollution canceled it out. We saw nothing. Such a disappointing bust.
Reading Wiki, 1986 feels too early for what I remember, but I can’t think of anything else we would’ve tried so hard to look at the night sky for it. But it does say that the approach was relatively distant so it would make sense that it was hard for us to spot. Apparently in 837 Halley’s comet was so close, the tail was halfway across the sky. Damn, now that’d be cool.
Cool article, DE!
If it was the 1996 or 1997 time frame it was Hale-Bopp or Hyakutake. Both were spectacular.
Plot Twist: 1TA is half-remembering her time as a Heaven’s Gate cult member but the memory is fuzzy because of the lack of oxygen at the time.
Does she still have the Nike tennis shoes?
Yeah, I bet it was Hale-Bopp. Fun story: I was driving from Northern Iowa to either Colorado Springs or T. or C. New Mexico, and outside of North Platte, Nebraska, I broke a timing belt on my 96 Nissan Stanza. I spent the night sleeping in a broken car on an exit, with a perfect view of the comet framed in my windshield. It was awesome, and also very cold.
86 nissan
Diabetic Uprising!
Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife.
Then 28 days later…
Real question: is it racist if those shades are being stolen at a much higher rate?
https://mobile.twitter.com/fml_forever_2/status/1192520616982781952
Reality has no place here.
Seriously, how is that different than having different security measures in predominantly black and predominantly white neighborhoods?
I live in a predominantly white area. It’s not quite upper middle class, but it has pockets and it has pockets of $1M homes.
My Walmart is the most shoplifted-from WM in the Kansas City metro area.
I haven’t checked to see what’s locked up in makeup, but they’ve got the $5 earbuds locked up with everything else in electronics.
There is huge problem with pensioners shoplifting here. The media tries to play it off as “The poor old people don’t have enough to eat!”. Bullshit.
Same with subway turnstile jumpers here. “They’re just innocent poor kids trying to get to work!” Uh huh.
It must be true Rhy. AOC said so.
I have this quite pure, almost utopia-like image of Japan. Nobody does bad things, everybody’s polite, quiet, orderly, and clean and tidy.
Intellectually I know it is not that way because people are people, but that’s what’s in my head when I think of Japan.
And I even saw In the Realm of the Senses!
Statistically speaking, and certainly true in my experience, crime IS much lower here than in the states. If I’m walking home at 2am and come across a group of young guys on a dark street, the only worry is that one of them will say, “My name is Yuta” and his friends will giggle.
Yes because reasons.
Here’s the thing: it would be racist if there isn’t a difference in the shoplifting rate. Fuckheads exist and it’s possible someone in the store is one. But, just jumping to the conclusion that RACIST! is the reason is absurd. “Show your work” is what I was taught in school. Not the case anymore, eh?
And I did it myself. It could be racist if…. There are quite a few reasons why that happened.
Right and a huge chain like Walmart doesn’t want the reputation of being a racist. It’s certainly possible the head of loss prevention in that store is a racist. It’s more likely they noticed certain shades were being stolen so they got locked down.
Weird how racism is super, super bad and yet calling someone racist is becoming super, super easy. It’s almost as if…
Locking down the darker shades has been happening for a couple of years now. It was RHEEEEd over quite a while back. The dust pretty much settled on that.
“RACIST!”
“We aren’t racist!” *still locks down dark shades*
Blame Trudeau. Win/win.
Like OMG sksksksk
and I oop.
Save the turtles!
I took a vacation to Sedona a couple years ago and did a night sky tour. An astronomy prof and his grad students have telescopes set up and explain what you’re seeing. It was awesome! I’d love to do something similar on the Big Island.
I took tomorrow off. Woo hop! Four day weekend!
I took tomorrow off too.
I am going to set up Deer Camp. I mean it isn’t really a camp, everyone sleeps in beds, and is fed well (food cooked by me: beef stroganoff, Colorado Green Chili, Skyline Red Chili, Chicken curry) and we’ll watch videos and play poker.
Fascinating article dbleagle, thank you!
On our honeymoon, we went on a stargazing tour on Mauna Kea. With the telescope we could see Saturn’s rings and Jupiter’s stripes very clearly. We also saw a globular cluster, which looked really neat.
We drove up to Tennessee to see the eclipse in 2017. That was an ethereal experience, and I really hope we’ll be able to go see the next one in 2024.
Yeah the 2024 one looks a lot closer to me – should be mighty impressive.
If my eyes aren’t deceiving me, the 2024 one will go directly over my area.
Hey, everyone–Eclipse-watching party at Diggy’s!
In six years.
Sorry–five years.
Or, hell; be fashionably late.
I thought you were supposed to drive up to Nova Scotia to see eclipses.
Look at Mr. Lear Jet over here…
You probably think that post was about you.
Don’t you…
…know what to do, I’m always in the dark. Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
+1 apricot scarf
https://archive.li/ybc5X/ae2f97d208c9536ec3e9436158ec1a4875f52319.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/Pawlp/abc70af6ab54a6a6cc9bd36c9cea7c7db6953d49.jpg
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y5gra3l3
NSFW.
I’m seeing stars.
I’m concerned about her ribs sticking out. I’d like to help her out by feeding some meat.
I guess we’re doing euphemisms.
Never change Q, never change.
https://archive.li/SnseV/197cc251251b14bd94624860699cac71e1229a05.jpg
NSFW.
Interesting article on the 500th anniversary of Hernan Cortes paying a visit to the Aztecs.
https://thefederalist.com/2019/11/07/cancel-culture-comes-for-hernan-cortes-in-mexico/
The whole push to view every historical event in [current year] terms is getting really fucking tiresome.
Oh, goodness. This has been going on in Romancelandia for the last 10-15 years.
Judge historical characters’ actions by 2019 mores.
Judge novels written years ago by 2019 mores.
As if those people should know better!
It’s bizarre when you think about it even slightly. If you know even some basic human history it’s pretty damn evident that humans have always fought to the death. If a group with better technology, methods or bloodthirst encountered another it would be carnage and subjugation. If you were lucky. The Aztecs were absolute brutal and mass human sacrifice is just not okay.
That’s NOT OKAY is such a terrifying phrase. I’m literally shaking rn.
To be sure, human sacrifice should be viewed in a negative light, especially when it involves kids. But when it hadn’t rained in three months…
How awful the Aztecs were or were not is irrelevant, really.
Conquering is what people did back then. It’s preposterous to blame the Spaniards for doing what every other people did back then.
It’s irrelevant to a degree. You shouldn’t judge the actions of the past on today’s standards, but you can look at history and see that western civilization coming to the New World was a positive development in the human story. That’s possible even realizing the absolute brutality and upheaval that it wrought.
Did I overlook mention of starfinding apps? For someone like me that could never pick out constellations, those are great. And also for IDing unknown bright objects in the night sky.
I got to get one of those. I know my few constellations, but it’s nice to see ones you don’t know about. Last year my friends rented a group campground next to a small observatory up north. We pretty much got a private talk and access to the three impressive telescopes they had. Since it was close to a full moon we didn’t get as good a star and planet view, but it was still awesome. Best view of Saturn I’ve seen. And it was cool to get really close up moon views. ?
I hate those stupid “Your speed is..” signs with flashing “slow down” and attention getting lights right at the point where the speed limit changes. They seems to have sprouted like weeds. Hey dipshit, yes I know I’m doing 35. That’s what the posted speed limit is until that sign. Why would I slow below the speed limit in advance?
Legally, they say, the speed limit changes to a slower speed when you see the sign, but to a faster speed after you have passed the sign. Because they need to manufacture tickets somehow.
I’ll slow so that I’m doing the new speed limit at the sign, not a block back.
You’re a dirty law breaker!
I’ll have you know I took a shower this morning!
How many times to I have to tell you, golden showers don’t make you clean.
You can thank the Mayor.
I hate them and think they are somewhat stupid as well, but they are probably the among least bad way that the guvmint with speeders. As long as there is no camera involved giving you a fine. I kind of view those like public service announcements” I disagree with them on principle, but at least they are just giving information (yes, of course with my money, but very small bits). If the government just restricted itself to providing information, defense of borders, and courts, we would be in a different world.
I’m okay with them within a speed zone as a reminder, but at the edge ticks me off.
There’s a similar one set for 20 MPH, which is the school hours speed limit (and says so on the sign), seems to get left on outside of school hours and weekends when the limit is 35.
Funny how that happens, innit?
Big Brother is watching, just a little reminder that you can get a big fine at any moment on the road. My big beef is that dangerous driving seems to be not nearly as targeted as mere speed violations. Not surprising really, but infuriating to me.
*15 MPH When Children Are Present* Present where, in the school building I’m driving past? On a July Sunday morning when an 18 year old is on the sidewalk? Police Discretion!
When did paper coffee cups with foldout handles disappear? Saw one in a movie on tv and suddenly remembered those things.
Hah!, As In posted in the next thread over, I just rewatched Absolute Power, and at the end Clint had one of those cups and I was thinking the same damn thing!
I found some cozy cup holders in a break room at work.
I think you’ll have to ask the Solo cup company about that. They are still available, but why screw with dirty paper, when awesome plastic is available?
Obligatory.
You post that filth here? *Shakes Head*
Hey–you didn’t pick the Harrison Ford route!
/I’m impressed, as I don’t know any Toby Keith music
You shouldn’t, it all sucks. And celebrates war.
Might as well enjoy it…
That’s the new Toby. I prefer the original pre 9/11 with the perm mullet.
https://youtu.be/0GamEBPbHac
Funny and gross at the same time. Like a shart.
https://youtu.be/FeBGuLK5Pgc
https://youtu.be/OIjsSu_I4So
He’s a funny dude.
I think the guy in the middle chair is Kevin Farley, Chris’s brother. He was much better in 2+Gether.
When people started calling a small coffee a 12 oz cup. Maybe a few years before that. I haven’t thought about those cups in a while.
Gawd I remember those from the vending machines at college – they would give you the most god-awful coffee for like 50 cents.
So coffee. *Not a coffee drinker*
It was a requirement between a shift of work and a night class. Taste was a secondary consideration.
I haven’t even had caffeine in almost 20 years, and swing shifts ending at 10pm one day to starting at 5am the next morning; Why would you drink coffee, gag me with a spoon! *Not some fetish, was making a joke about the 80s and how shitty coffee is*
Did the cups have poker hands on them?
Poker face. They were from the Lady Gaga line.
+1 T1000
Hah! This is scary.
This is not scary.
Maybe – I remember those
Sorry to get in late. The wind died and it took us several hours to creep back to harbor.
1. Glad you’re back safely
B. I wanna be sailing!!
So the canvas can’t do miracles?
Oh, just you wait and see! Believe me…
Well, Glibbies, the Tylenol PM is kicking in and I’m about to do the church nod.
I’m gonna
pass out toowatch a documentary.Y’all get some rest.
Oh yay. Robert “Yes, we are coming to take your guns, shoot your dog, and rape your wife and daughter” O Rourke drops out, leaving room for Archduke Gun Grabber to make noise about jumping in. Mr Scum of the Earth, I hide behind armed security and think you shouldn’t have the same protection himself. Fuck you Bloomberg.
https://www.oregonlive.com/nation/2019/11/michael-bloomberg-taking-steps-toward-2020-presidential-campaign.html
Asshole should be waterboard with soda
Where can this schmuck be fit in?
A walk on role in blackface?
If it’s to a Black Panthers party, carry on.
Nice article, Dbl, but…
Fun Fact: Early in the Solar System Uranus was smacked by another object near the same size. Now it rotates on the side and essentially rolls around the Sun. Uranus was not recognized as a planet by early astronomers and shows up as a “star” in several sky maps.
I hate this theory. My understanding is that the earth’s rotational tilt is exceptionally stable because of the moon’s presence. The moon and Earth have a higher ratio of mass relative to one another, so the moon’s presence has kept the earth’s axial tilt stable over billions of years. Planets with smaller moons or none at all do not have that stabilizing feature, and so their rotational axes are more prone to wobbling over time. Venus also spins retrograde, and the popular theory is also that something smacked into it hard enough to just reverse its rotation, but not hard enough to just destroy the planet or form a huge moon like a collision did with Earth. I also have a hard time believing this. It’s more likely, at least to me, that Venus has tipped over almost fully, and Uranus is about halfway through that process.
This is really cool. Thanks dbleagle!