I’m driving back home from Vegas, hitting the road just as this posts, so this intro will be brief. But still, the links are ripe for commentary. Much like my underwear. But here’s a non-news link that absolutely delighted me, so I’ll leave it at that.

Birthdays abound, including a famous constipated Jew hater; the eternal partner of Butthead; an actor who was for the most part invisible; the spirit animal of all of us; and the greatest British politician ever.

News next.

 

The Kabuki Theater continues.

 

Gotta pick your audience.

 

The presidential campaign is serious business.

 

Et tu, Beauregard? Amazing the amount of hype over the past couple of years for this stupid thing.

 

OK, this might be the dumbest thing I’ve seen today. But it’s early.

 

Two of our commenters make the news.

 

Somebody had his spinach.

 

Old Guy Music today is classical, just to raise the tone around here. It’s the third movement of what I think is a pretty cool concerto. And it seems appropriate somehow.