“Tuesday… still only in Tuesday…” Tuesday is meeting day for me. All. Fucking. Day. I don’t want to talk to another human being until tomorrow. But I have a wife and two small children, so I might as well wish for a unicorn that shits money and pisses good beer.

Dear IFLS crowd: every fucking star is a “thermonuclear explosion”. I hate you all and wish you would die in highly exothermic chemical reaction.

Ad guy gets free ad placement in news for $118 dollars in fines.

Iowans want a return to sanity?

This is a pretty shitty thing to do to someone.


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