I can’t believe I have waited until now to talk about Minnesota’s state dish! Hot dish (or casserole for those unfortunate enough not to be from Minnesota) is a great canvas for experimentation. It’s easy, generally inexpensive, and good for weeks when you won’t have time to cook.
Back in the day, I subscribed to The Tightwad Gazette by Amy Dacycyzyn. In one issue, she presented a universal hot dish recipe. This was the first time I learned about universal recipes. It was a revelation and changed the way I cook. Ever since, when I want to make something, I read lots of recipes and look for the commonalities, then make my own recipe.
My version of a universal hot dish varies slightly from Dacycyzyn’s, and is as follows:
Starch: pasta, rice, tater tots – usually cooked
Aromatics: onions, garlic, celery – generally sauteed.
Protein: usually ground meat or leftover meat, can also be beans
Vegetables: additional veggies – usually cooked.
Binder: often a ‘cream of’ soup like cream of mushroom or cream of celery, but you can make your own bechamel sauce or use canned tomatoes
Topping: cheese,nuts, or potato chips. added to give the dish a little zing
In general, the meat is browned (if not cooked leftovers) and mixed with everything but the topping. Put the mixture is put into a casserole pan, sprinkle the topping on it, and bake at 350 for about one hour.
Universal recipes like this let you think about flavors you like and make a hot dish incorporating those flavors. For example, if you have leftover chicken, you could saute onions and garlic, add bell peppers as the additional vegetable and mix with pasta. Add basil and thyme and use canned tomatoes for the binder and top with Parmesan. It’s not chicken cacciatore, but it’ll be tasty.
If you prefer TexMex flavors you could season ground beef with taco seasoning, saute onions with garlic and jalapenos. Use rice for the starch and add black beans and corn as additional vegetables. Top with crushed tortilla chips and cheese.
I rarely make hot dish these days because I like to cook everyday (kitchen therapy) and I find it easier to control my portion sizes when I cook single meals. But at least once a year I make Wild Rice Hot Dish (the most Minnesota of hot dishes) and freeze portions for nights when I need comfort food.
I live in an area where wild rice is considered exotic and is thus crazy expensive.
On sale, they want $3 for a four oz package. Whenever I visit Minnesota, I seriously stock up.
This package cost me about $7.
I use wild rice as gifts for my book club or a neighbor that watches my cat occasionally. My brother is a college professor at St. Cloud State and has done the year abroad program several times. They take students to Alnwick, England (the professor apartment he uses is in the barbican of Alnwick castle which was used as Hogwarts in the first Harry Potter movie.) The students and professors bring wild rice to use as hostess gifts. And that’s how Alnwick became the wild rice capital of England.
Feeling Minnesota Wild Rice Hot Dish
4 C boiling water
1 cup wild rice
1 ½ pounds of ground beef – browned and drained.
I medium onion, chopped
1 cup chopped celery.
2 cloves garlic, minced
8 oz fresh mushrooms, sliced
1 can sliced water chestnuts, drained
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 cup beef stock
1 tsp salt,
¼ tsp garlic powder
¼ tsp onion powder
½ tsp paprika
sliced almonds for the top
Pour the boiling water over the rice and let sit for 15 minutes, drain. Saute the onion, garlic and celery until translucent, then add the mushrooms and saute until softened. Mix the beef, wild rice, and vegetables together and pour into a casserole. Sprinkle the almonds on top and bake at 350 for 1 ½ hours. Serves half an army.
I like Quinoa. Firm, filling, and gassy.
I think it’s a complete protein too.
Also, 1st, 2nd, and …4th??
I replace the rice in my stuffed peppers with quinoa to reduce carbs increase protein.
Hipster status confirmed. Would you like a white claw? ?
Sure if you’re buying.
Damn right–free Claw!
I use lentils instead of rice in stuffed peppers.
That’s a good hack.
Hmm, lentils or wild rice as a sub for white rice? Both sound good.
It makes an excellent base for tabbouleh. Or as a more protein substitute for couscous.
Ooh! Loves me some tabbouleh and couscous! But about that “gassy” thing… : /
Gas is weakness leaving the body. Ignore it.
That’s my excuse.
Gas is comedy entering your life–that’s my excuse.
I love a couscous salad in the summer time.
Cheesy orzo salad is also da bomb.
You had me at “cheesy.”
those unfortunate enough not to be from Minnesota)-
Followed by:
I live in an area where wild rice is considered exotic and is thus crazy expensive.-
I’m not seeing the appeal.
(Silently high-5’s fellow Florida Man)
I’m from Minnesota. I currently live in DC area.
You can’t get rice in DC? Burn the damn capitol!
Wild rice. You can get it, it’s just expensive. See the picture.
Too late. I lit the torches.
I’m in.
We call it Tater Totally Casserole or Sheppard’s pie depending on the ‘Taters, had it Yesterday for Lunch, Yum!
Also Third!
HEY YUFUS!
Dunno, based on the title, I was expecting sexy gossip. I just bought some Stellas and I usually get a twelve pack, but they had none, so I got a sixer. The six packs seem to be a lil skunky, I guess because they get more light on the bottle. So, now I’m drinking slightly skunky Stella.
I heard they changed the bottle for new castle. I surely hope so, because get a sixer of new castle was like playing low stakes Russian roulette.
I knew a “Slightly Skunky Stella” in college.
Wild rice is not actually rice.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/wild-rice-nutrition-review#what-it-is
That being said, I loved it – before going keto.
We do a really simple weeknight ground beef and rice dish that’s similar. polut on a pot of 20 minute rice. Saute onions then some garlic. Brown some ground beef, add a can of condensed cream of mushroom and half scan of water. Salt, pepper, paprika, nutmeg, whatever else suits your fancy like frozen peas or corn. Stir until thickens up. Serve over rice.
Put, not polut. Phone.
I was curious about polut.
Kind of like a Shit on a Shingle concoction? sounds tasty
I grew up here and only had hotdish at other people’s houses.
And funerals.
I actually like it, but I’ve never made it.
How about potluck dinners? You must’ve had those.
Of course.
But I grew up in an Italian household. We never did hotdish. Or Jello molds, for that matter.
Italians don’t mess around with food. I’m spoiled by my childhood diet. It’s really more of a curse. I flatly can’t eat most people’s cooking.
The friend’s family I mooched food off of as a kid always had a refrigerator stuffed with fresh meats and produce. Not Italians, but man did they love their food. You could make a half foot high Dagwood sammich that I’d kill for today.
I hated casseroles as a kid. Still do.
And I will eat just about anything.
I don’t mind them. It’s been so long since I’ve had one, though, it’s hard to remember.
Ditto. If it includes “cream of…” I am right out.
Tater tots. That’s one food* I don’t miss. 70’s elementary school lunch memories. Can’t believe the shit they served. It’s why “grody to the max” had to be created.
I like steak fries or potato wedges. Tater tots are left over potato scrappin’ mushed together.
Mrs. Obama actually figured out a way to make them worse! The trash cans are full of thrown out lunches. I never ate the crap they had back when, but this stuff is so bad, nobody will eat it.
That’s too bad. School lunches here a pretty good.
Is whale meat really that tasty?
How’s the Pufferfish?
I did a fugu sampler when I was in japan. It’s good, but nowhere good enough to risk your life.
Used to do the whale meat in school lunches in the 60’s (?). No, whale isn’t very good, but the reactions some tourists have when you order it makes it tastier.
I buy some gourmet brand of tater tots that are actually pretty good.
One day I went with the old OreIda standby – and there absolutely disgusting. Tasted like wood chips.
Great value Seasoned Tots from Walmart, a nice change,
These guys – yummy.
Those look good.
I only do tater tots for breakfast at Burger King or Hardee’s or whatnot. McDonald’s and Arby’s have a hash brown “cake” type thing.
When I make my below-mentioned potato casserole, I make my own shredded potatoes. I don’t buy them.
I remember watching some TV show on the Duggars (not Xmany and Counting) and they seemed to live on a tater tot casserole. I thought, “Who uses tater tots in a casserole?”
Taco John’s Potato Oles are the best. Perfect hangover food with a large coke.
Tater tot hotdish is a classic. Friends of mine almost got divorced when he said his sister-in-law’s tater tot hotdish was better than his wife’s.
This is where I stopped reading- “I only do tater tots for breakfast at Burger King…”
Jesus H. Koresh, I miss BK breakfast.
Sausage, egg, and cheese croissanwich.
My Monday on my way to work bfast is the BK Ham, egg and cheese croissanwich. The one fast food meal I do.
Have you had a well made tator-tot hotdish?
My buddy does tots as a side with his special melt sammiches at his restaurant rather than fries. Work great in general with the sauces and spices he uses….and of course, you can always try the loaded tot’chos- pretty good, but I tend to go for the sandwiches if I need a main course.
Ever try Dunkin’ Donuts’ hash browns?
I’ve never been to Dunkin’ Donuts because their coffee is disgusting.
If Folgers is a 2 (and it is) and Maxwell House is a 3 (certainly), where do you rate DD? Because DD is much better than those two.
2?
It tastes like donuts.
When I was doing work for a client in Buchanan, NY, every morning someone from the engineering staff would bring in one of the gallon jugs of DD coffee. It was OK, but I dont really drink enough coffee to feel qualified to rate it. I still dont get the appeal.
OreIda is owned by Heinz and the quality gone to meh. Lamb Weston is pretty good.
OreIda Onion tots, or, GTFO.
Urfda. Tater tots are the one form of potato I actually like. Cuzzy’s has the best tater tots in town
And you can’t shit on a dish because your terrible elementary school in Wisconsin did a bad job cooking it. I bet they weren’t even that bad, but you just got peer pressured into slandering the tots by all those 16 year-olds at the 3rd grade table.
Only the richies brought their own lunch in my school. You deal.
Here’s my recipe for tonight:
Google “Uncle Andre’s BBQ.” Click on the postmates button. Order a full slab of baby backs with Potato salad and beans. Add a side of fries and a chicken plate for the wife. Kid eats about a third of a rack and I get the rest. I tried all the other options near me and they all come up short. The only decent ones are down in Inglewood and I ain’t driving down there for BBQ.
When we were in Hayward CA workin’ the Churches Chicken drive thru backed into the street for a block on Sunday,
Inglewood, is not desirable….
True, that. It’s miles of nothing but chicken, liqour stores and BBQ. There’s a place there that has the best BBQ I might have ever had, but it’s deep in the hood, down by the Forum. I only go during the day.
I did an A/C change at a bank in Compton once, Razor wire on the parapets, wild
My brother went on a quinoa bender while we lived together. Can’t stand the stuff now. (Okay, I wouldn’t throw out a quinoa dish, but I’ll stick to cauliflower rice if I’m making dinner.)
I’ve been meaning to get a baking dish forever. I do all my cooking on the stovetop.
everyone needs a casserole dish,
Funeral potatoes. For years, we didn’t know what they were called and so in our family, they are called “favorite potatoes.”
God dammit! I am so sick of this, that, or the other thing being a “Minnesota thing” when it’s the entire Upper-Midwest.
Hotdish is equally revered in North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin, Iowa, and at least parts of Nebraska and Montana. If not more wide spread.
And the mosquito isn’t just Minnesota’s state bird, and “Minnesota nice” is in no way limited to Minnesota, and Ole and Lena don’t only live in Minnesota, and…when I calm down I’ll think of a few others.
*goes back up top to read past the first sentence.*
And 10,000 lakes? Half of them are what other states call sloughs or potholes. Wisconsin has more lakes, but you don’t hear them bragging about it all the time.
Minnesota has more 11,000 named lakes. There are also lots of unnamed slough and ponds.
I’ve driven by named “lakes” in Minnesoda that are smaller than the average North Dakota slough.
Don’t be jealous.
From Wikipedia:
OK:
I’ve driven by named “lakes” in Minnesoda that are smaller than hundreds of North Dakota sloughs.
Other than rivers and the odd pond (and Lake Erie) Ohio has no natural bodies of water. Every “lake” is a reservoir from damming something up.
…and Grand Lake St. Marys is actually a Petri dish.
Even our big river isn’t ours.
Yet somehow there are 4 MN counties that don’t have lakes.
What’s with the bragging about how many lakes a state has?
No idea. They’re the only ones that do, AFAIK.
Related: Vermont has the 1,000 Islands.
*cough*NY*cough*
You guys brag about the sun rising!
Point taken.
Ha!
Bravo!
I’m in Cali, we make hot dish, and no, we ain’t nice….
No being able to see the sun due to smoke and smog makes people grumpy.
only clouds here my Florida Friend, smoke is for losers,
I thought Cali was burning down?
It’s a very large State, with many Climes, think Earthquakes 150 miles away, NO we didn’t feel it, shit like that
I understand. But there is a lot of smoke somewhere in Cali right now. Yes?
I been breathing smoke all fucking fall. Everywhere I go something burns and I get smoke. It sucks.
Seasonal Affective Disorder, but from wildfires?
SAD!
I haven’t had decent wind since I got back, usually we get a nice onshore flow, but NOOOOO!
only rain in the forecast, hear that Hayek! RAIN!
So my grandparents retired to my gpa’s hometown in SE Kansas. They had neighbors named Ole and Dorothy Webber. I loved them so much.
The last time I saw Ole, he was in the hospital in Kansas City. My dad took me. He said, “Ole doesn’t have a nose anymore, so don’t stare.”
I cried when he died.
We called it casserole. Now I’d call it platform pizza.
*hands Mike a beer*
You could move, you know.
But then who would be the target of my persecution complex?!
Then he’d have nothing to bitch about. Notice he didn’t mention mosquitoes or woodticks? Why is that, Nodak Mike? No water? No woods? We still think you’re an OK guy though.
There more people named Johnson in Mpls than people in all of North Dakota, including Petersburg.
Oh, we got plenty of skeets and ticks here. Too damn many. Part of the reason I like the North Shore so much; hardly a skeet.
Maybe you guys should call yourselves the land of 10,000 Johnsons?
“hardly a skeet”
Whachu talkin’ bout
WillisMike?We got skeeters, bigg ‘uns
Also I got a pretty big puddle not 8 blocks from my front door.
Any deer?
I got one the first day a week ago, grand daughter saw 2 today but no shooting. I haven’t seen one in over a week now but we’ll be back out tomorrow morning. Hear no shooting at all now.
Did her boyfriend come up, too?
He said no shooting.
Nah. He seemed like a good kid.
He’ll be here on the week end, he’s in class this week. His folks live in Merrifield, only 10-15 miles from here. Seems to be a nice kid, hunter/fisherman, what’s not to like?
Exactly. I’m a simpleton, but a kid that looks you in the eye when he talks to you is a good start.
I ran into your big buck hunting partner yesterday in a restaurant. He actually came over and said hello. You need to sit him down and explain to him the dangers in associating with Glibs in real life.
Goddamit! Did you scare him off?
No! Well maybe. He was there with his Korean fiance and he realized that I’m like catnip to Korean wimmen. So he sort of scurried off to stash her in a nunnery until the wedding day.
A nunnery is a whorehouse.
You know Mike, if you Do/SoDaks or Iowegians or Sconnis could read and write, I’m sure you could get credit for stuff like Minnesoda does. I mean we are the official Brainpower State.
And how many of your so called sloughs and potholes are really just stock dams that you guys created so your gals would have somewhere to swim?
Great article, Tulip. That casserole sounds delicious.
And I apologize for the tone of my previous comment. It was partly in jest, and in no way whatsoever aimed at you, specifically.
It’s ok, we know you’re just jealous of our lakes.
…the truth is…I CAN’T SWIM!!! Are you happy, now?!?!?!
*runs away sobbing*
No worries, I was a swimming instructor and lifeguard.
Are you offering to give me mouth-to-mouth?
Nope. If you can’t swim after my expert instruction, I bring Jimbo in for that foolishness.
Jimbo? Uffda!
*spits wad of Redman out*
*squirts binaca into mouth*
*waggles eyebrows*
Ready for CPR duty!
Hah! I was a swim instructor and a lifeguard too.
I’ll teach you to swim Mike.
*prepare to throw Mike off the dock*
Uffda. I would have guessed that our hills would have been the thing that freaked you NoDaks out.
Driving in downtown Duluth does freak me out a bit.
I remember when I lived in Moorhead. The kids used to drag their sleds out to the overpasses. Tallest hills around!
I saw no hills while I was in Minnesota.
I do miss the lasagnes I would make before I cut down on the carbs. I don’t miss the extra 30 lbs on my gut.
My kid begs me for 2 things: marinara and beef stroganoff. I don’t make it often because he will suck down a whole stock pot of either in a 24-hour period, I kid you not.
Sometimes I make lasagne because it lasts longer.
Hey, I wanted to apologize. I was trying for an over the top joke, (think Snidely Whiplash mustache twirling) in the links thread, I did not intend it as an attack, but I see how it could come across that way.
No, it’s my fault. I am terribly touchy lately and I type almost as fast as my mouth runs, so I need to pause before hitting “post” more often.
Been there, girlfriend.
No shit.
They are just lakes, man.
I honestly just get a bit tired of Minnesota laying claim to a culture that is much bigger than one state.
Petty? Maybe. First world problem? Absolutely, but still annoying.
Well that’s why I gave a wild rice hotdish recipe. Hotdish is Midwest, but wild rice hotdish is definitely Minnesota. Uffda tacos is Nodak
Norf Dakota has Pitchfork Fondue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkZ0Kdv9Rrg
And Dot’s Pretzles
https://dotspretzels.com/
Those things are my nemesis, man
Toasted ravs or GTFO.
Samosas would like a word.
I have to give my vote to empanadas over either. Flaky pastry beats toasted pasta or the crispiness of samosas.
Dammit. Now I’m hungry again, and I have to go to bed.
My grandmother makes excellent lasagna. Unfortunately she doesn’t make it often anymore because when my youngest sister tried it for the first time, she declared “I like Mom’s better” (aka Stouffer’s).
Oops. That’s a “I’mma cut you out of the will” comment, especially if it’s Stouffer’s.
THAT SAID… I love Stouffer’s mac & cheese.
Yeah, she was very young so it was slightly more forgiveable, but it was a very long time before we got lasagna again.
Sounds good, but I’d mix the soup and stock and spices in with the meat and rice and veggies.
Oops, I missed that. Yes, mix that in as well.
Blame the editors, it’s what all the cool authors do.
No reason to get all acrostic.
Seems rather cromulent to me.
Spawn 2 started an a cappella group at school. They are here practicing tonight. I’m astonished at how good they are.
Awesome!
It is! I wish all of you musicians could hear them. No pressure, no bullshit, just musical joy!
Take some video & post it sometime, if the spawn et al are cool with that?
My girl cracks me up. She and a bunch of her choir pals ended up singing backup for Foreigner over the summer (the band was promoting music in the schools). She got pulled out of the group to bang on the bass to finish the song. She told the bassist she played, so he handed it over and she ended up playing an impromptu jam with the whole band. I have some amazing video and pics.
I wish, wish, wish I would have spent more time on music when I was a yute.
Does she know from this chick?
No idea.
But she will!
First saw her playing with Jeff Beck at some Crossroads Festival or another years ago. We didn’t know who she was, but the two of them were so in synch we thought she must be his daughter. Pretty daggone amazing.
Have some Jeff Beck, home-slice
I’m not a real big jazz fan, but her first album Transformation is really good. She had some great musicians playing with her on that album.
Noice! The percussionist’s rig caught my eye. Mine was slightly like that, but I had either a djembe & doumbek or, later on, congas, plus a hand cymbal & all the other toys. There’s something going on there with a kick pedal, but I can’t pick out whether it’s an electronic kick drum trigger or something else. I had an electro kick, which meant I was essentially standing on one leg all through the show. When the left knee started to buckle, it was time to say “Thankyougoodnight!”
Damn, GT, hardcore drummer cred.
Spawn 2 is a great drummer, too.
Is she the next Gender Traitor?!?
After describing The Rube Goldberg Memorial Percussion Rig and Torture Device, I hasten to add that I had little formal training – sporadic lessons on a traditional drum kit, even less on hand drums – but I could usually find “One.” Bear in mind I got the gig because I slept with the guitar player.
Spawn 2 will likely far surpass Gender Traitor – and may have already done so. But we had a blast. (It was the grunt work before & after a gig that began to wear us out & made us decide to retire the band.)
Lol.
Both my kids are drummers. We started them early on piano and the band directors pretty much drafted them. So much fun watching them play all the percussion stuff. Spawn 1 put his sticks down and never looked back but I hope 2 stays with it.
Oh, we can’t have our students starting those kinds of things. We have to make sure they have the required insurance, the proper diversity, a paid teacher coach and volunteer parents. Otherwise they may decide they want a skeet shooting program and starting getting ideas from the fatherless kids.
Uh oh. Skeet shooting is the fastest growing HS sport here…
See? See? I knew it !
Out of curiosity, school owns the guns? Who pays for the ammo? Transport to a range?
Nope. Kids own the guns. Ammo, I believe, is purchased by the school via fees and there are buses to the comps.
A chick won several years in a row. I couldn’t get Spawn 2 interested. Too bad, because she would probably have been excellent.
A little flicker of hope in Minnesoda yet.
75 degrees, duraflame log on the fire pit,
prepping for chili cheese dogs on the Electric skillet, and Pumpkin pie for dessert,
all outside at my little campsite.
Something missing? *Tosses Y-man a tall boy*
I’m pretty broke so all I can afford is Natty Ice,
Short Cans!!!
My man, Ill mail you some Milwaukee’s Diet Beast. Double-deuce is still 10/$10 @ Kroger.
TALL MOTHERFUCKIN CANS!
Mo beat me to it but we grew up eating funeral casserole, moms from Nebraska. Follows the basic formula plus velveeta.
The lunch laddies made them (or something very similar) occasionally when I was a kid. They called them “escalloped potatoes”.
We called them scalloped potatoes and added game and peas. Totally counts as a hot dish.
Added ham. Autocorrect sucks
Oh, no, not Velveeta! I use extra sharp cheddar.
I made a knock-off of Cheddar’s broccoli-cheese casserole. It was good, too. Required MARGARINE! and Velveeta. I generally only have Velveeta on scrambled eggs. Just a little bit, thin it out with water, like the cheese sauce they have at breakfast buffets.
Nothing melts like Velveeta.
Well, maybe something…
/swoons
Start with butter melted over low heat, add cream and any spices you want, I usually use dry mustard, paprika, and a bit of garlic, add cream, light or whipping works better than heavy, heat till steaming slightly, do NOT let boil or even hard simmer, slowly add shredded or grated cheese whisking steadily until absorbed, continue to add cheese until desired consistency, much much better than Velveeta, takes 10 minutes
I know, but if you want to just add cheese, Velveeta does the job. Doesn’t get oily like cheddar sometimes can. Slap it in the microwave, melt, add hotel tomatoes and peppers and you have dip. It’s not the kind of thing I make now, but it was a staple of my childhood. I learned to cook in self defense.
Midwestern food from my grandmothers generation ( born in the early 1900s) is a hilarious mix of old school European classic cooking, pioneer food like native berry jellies and a heavy dose of industrial food that took over after WWII. My grandmother could bake the best desserts but never bought cheese other than Velveeta
Don’t forget the cheez whiz.
+ you got my cheez-whiz, boy ?
You gotta love that he indeed had it.
Cheez Whiz is basically spoonable Velveeta.
It’s fucking cheese spray paint. You can tag a wall and make some finger foods at the same time. Gross.
Yeah I was the king of lazy cooking for 45 years and even I won’t eat that shit.
Hey Tulip! Ever read Michael Ruhlman’s Ratio? Basically a similar idea to your Universal Hot Dish. Very helpful.
Yes, read it a few years ago. I even reviewed it for this site. I can’t take credit for universal recipes, they’ve been around for a long time, but once you know about them, it changes how you cook. Never need a recasting. It’s empowering. Oh look! An appropriate use of that word.
Never need a recipe. WTF autocorrect
The field in Mexico City looks like shit.
Now that you mention it, it does, doesn’t it? Before the game they even made a point of mentioning how they’d redone the whole field after the fiasco the last time the NFL was there, and have had no soccer games for the last two weeks and no concerts for quite a while.
Have all the Mexican grass experts gone to El Norte? ::ducks::
I thought they’d sent the Chiefs’ and whoever-else’s groundskeepers down there last time.
WAtching the runners spin in place – yeah, it’s pretty bad.
GAAAHHH!!! That is all.
Thanks for the recipe, Tulip. I’ll give it a try this winter.
I thought Idahoans (Idahoes?) lived on elk and potatoes?
You can’t eat that every night.
I’d give it a try for a good long while lol. Elk is tasty.
Moose is even better.
Add a helping of squirrel.
I agree with you Spud. I love elk and moose.
Both my mom and my kid sister have gotten drawn for a moose permit in NW Minnesoda. They both shot a moose and I’ll upvote moose as a great tasting meat.
My father is a rabid hunter and has applied in countless moose permit drawings. Never gotten one. To this day he will tell you that the DNR rigs the drawing to give them to any women who apply.
Ah, the Dacycyzyn family – we reference regularly. Frugality to the extreme. Of course, military pension and health benefits make all the difference.
I used to have her book. I was already doing most of what she said and still not getting anywhere.
Yeah, universal recipes is the best thing I learned.
They were living a lean FIRE concept before it was a thing. Unfortunately, the pre-req was having a steady income and they completely missed how to make money, improve income, invest, etc.
For whatever reason, that reminded me of my Foxfire books, which I just found in my bug-out/camping box.
I am so glad you said that because I knew something was off, but could never put my finger on it.
But they did make money. The newsletter practically went viral (before the internet). They paid off the house and retired – shut down the newsletter. They were also fans of ‘ Your money or your life’ book and invested in bonds. The military retirement income and health care definitely made it much, much easier.
My next show only at the rose in Pasadena. It’s a tiny room and there’s no bad seats, plus they serve a decent dinner first.
Fargo, ND’s own!!
Yup and the kid rips it up pretty good. Last couple of years, I’ve seen Bonamassa, Gary Clarke Jr., Clapton, Buddy Guy, Samantha Fish, and a buncha others. I’d put him up with Buddy and Samantha and they were way above the others. This’ll be my third time seeing him. I go every time he plays there.
Awesome!
Back in the day he was known as ‘Kid Jonny Lang’. Wild to see a little kid ripping it up like that!
I like his signature song: “I got the Minnesoda Lake blues”
Never heard of it? Ask Mike. He knows all the words by heart
Going there, or playing there?
No, I’m just spectating.
Hope it’s a cool time.
We get a bunch of wild rice every year directly from the Indians themselves. Then we get some more from my aunt who used to work on the res and gets a ton from her ex-coworkers out there. And finally my dad gives us a bunch from all the rice he gets from Indians up on the White Earth res. Now that he doesn’t work there any more, he can accept it. He usually gives them a bunch of pickled northerns in return.
What I’m trying to say I guess is that we haven’t bought any wild rice for at least 10 years.
This^ is the comment we get after years of your bellyaching about hot dish vs casserole? You let me down more than Darren Nelson.
Bellyaching? I am sure I don’t know what you are talking about. I know you couldn’t be talking about my dispassionate treatises on why cultured people eat hot dish and criminals, progressives and Reasonoids eat casserole. There is no way anyone (even someone so obnoxious that Cheesehead Nation got a restraining order that forced them to have to move to Japan) could ever confuse such towering edifices of logic with “bellyaching”.
Am I to anticipate another unfounded personal attack when Tulip follows up this wonderful article with “Gray Duck: A thinking child’s game”?
There it is. *Exhales*
The tapioca from Reese is pretty darn good.
Well it looks like the PLA offensive is about to start.
https://apnews.com/1575c7c2ce5c4cc3a572741b1e806320
This is probably a small event to “shape the battlefield” both within HK and the foreign press. Shit might get real there pretty soon.
Charming. And yet… not unexpected.
“If the rioters are killed, the police should not have to bear legal responsibility,” Global Times editor Hu Xijin wrote on his Weibo social media account.
They’ll all get paid suspensions and reinstated quietly, just like in the US.
There ain’t no words for how much it’s gotta suck fighting in the streets for your freedom against a massive and evil foe like China. I fear the very idea that America’s youth might have to deal with something like that.
We’ll see.
The optics of crushing the kids are horrible. I’m not sure China can afford that.
The optics of having the first Nobel Peace Prize winner to die in custody since Hitler didn’t bother them so…
You are probably right.
But we’ll see. Things are very different now.
I thought enriching Xi and his cronies would turn him into a libertarian?
Aren’t you tired of this schtick, yet? Nobody here has ever claimed buying cheap products from China would turn it into a libertarian paradise. Hell the USA is one of the freest markets in the world and no where near libertarian.
I don’t know but since people actually wrote articles like this:
https://www.businessinsider.com/xi-jinping-good-for-china-2010-10
Oh bother.
Yeah, stupid people.
This reminds me of Lindsey Graham accusing Obama of having a “libertarian foreign policy”.
JFC that article is from 2010. Just give it a rest.
So? Someone actually thought that. And there were plenty of signs even then that China wasn’t liberalizing. And many of the arguments he makes are very flimsy. Xi went to law school and Mrs. Xi is a folk singer! Obviously proof of his libertarianish ways.
I wonder if all of the HK police are actually HK or mainland police/PLA augmentees in HK uniforms?
I do believe that some have theorized that…
https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/25/hong-kong-protests-future-china-police-mob/
Never change FP.
Great article Tulip!
Hotdish is the bestest food ever (lutefisk is right up there too). Even my Korean wife sort of likes it (and she doesn’t like much American food).
Dear doG in Heaven, please let the Chiefs continue to beat the hell out of the Chargers. Amen.
So say we all.
Hey everyone. Admiral Adama is in the house.
Better or worse than Akbahr?
Don’t answer that, Chafed…it’s a trap of some kind.
Glad to see your sense of humor is surviving your current travails.
Well, it’s rather easy here. “Digby” is cheap laughs and shitty links, so, not too difficult.
Of course, the hardest part of this–getting her actually admitted to a facility–has yet to happen, but needs to be soon.
Yeah, sometimes when you’re dealing with shit the best practice is to come on glibs and have some laughs. Been there, done that.
Amen.
Liberty Doll drops a vid about Warren’s Meme Team.
Shoe did one too, I laughed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAAhBc1itm4
I can’t help thinking that she needs a spanking. Is it just me?
She does, yes. Unfortunately for us, I think she’s married.
And probably not to a cuck. sadface
Huh. Thought I put apostrophes around the *sadface*. Ah well, whatever.
https://www.the-american-interest.com/2019/11/18/china-capitalism-and-the-new-cold-war/
Spoiler alert: the way to beat the Chicoms is to tax the rich and more money for schools.
Hahaha
Don’t forget War, Must Have War!
Earthquake Bird is awful. The Farewell, on the other hand, is wonderful and avoids the obvious Hollywood ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVQfVtzFd4U
O.M.G.
My wife took a really great pic of an American Bald Eagle today. She was telling me that when I arrived, that she thought it was an eagle and 2 of them were sitting in a tree near our deck, and I said ‘That was probably a hawk, I see a lot of them here’. She looked disappointed and then showed me the pic on her phone and I was like ‘Damn, that’s a great eagle photo!’.
Did you tell her she’s now a real American?
Well, she was all excited and said she knew what it was because there’s a picture of it in her US passport that she just got last week.
Then I told her that I don’t want any American woman and ask if she has any Brazilian friends who are looking to make it to America.
She’s Hulk Hogan?
Last time we went to Bass Lake, there were two Eaglets in a nest at the top of a tall assed tree. I took a pic, not sure what they were, ten zoomed in later and sure enough, bald eagles.
I was really surprised, because living here 9 years now, that’s maybe the 3rd time I’ve seen one, and she was zoomed right in on it’s head on the 2nd shot. Her Samsung phone takes really good photos too, it’s damn near as good as my Nikon DSLR in some conditions. Not in low light, but in good light, it’s amazing.
I see them every so often here, and every time I see those “bald” heads, I get a little “America, fuck yeah!” feeling.
I actually think it was her horoscope win from yesterday’s best Capricorn day ever (we’re both Capricorn). She got the great shot of the Eagle, and then I got a fairly large check back from my insurance company because my mortgage company fucked up the escrow closing on the house I sold earlier this year. I was concerned I was going to owe some money, but I wound up getting a check today instead. When my wife gave me the mail and I opened that, I just smiled and handed it to her. She was like ‘what’s that?’, and I told her and she said ‘Oh, just that’, and then I said ‘you can have it’, then she was all happy about it, lol, shopping time!
Since they banned DDTFor the last 20 years we’ve had lots of bald eagles round these parts, but I’ve never seen one up close, only in the distance.Judging by the zoom power of her phone and how close up that photo is, I don’t think there’s any way it was more than 50 ft away.
Yeah, I see them
fuckingflying in majestic circles above my house, or out in the fields gnawing at prey, never been that close to a wild one.That’s the closest up pic I’ve ever seen of one taken by someone I personally know.
Don’t worry, now that wind farms are subsidized, you’ll be seeing far less of them.
Well go on. How delicious was it?
Pumpkin Pie at Chez Yusef,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/G1jMRCMuHinJLibP9
and now the Wife is pissed because she wasn’t ready for a picture, oops big time….
Candids are more interesting.
My sweet is feeling old, I haz a sad….
Yusef, you are a sweetheart. I wanted you to know that.
Tell her hi and that she looks better than a lot women their 30s round my parts (leave out where I live, that might make her feel worse)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcuJWavITgk
Takeaways:
1. Everything is problematic
2. Teaching kids about WWII is problematic though why we should punch Nazis if we have no idea who they were and why they were so terrible?
3. Transracialism will soon become a thing.
King Louie was played by Louis Prima so has fuck all to do with racism. Unless the left is saying all blacks are apes.
No, that’s what Disney said, except when they were other animals…
And as the video points out Mowgli is not a white man either…
No, but Louis Prima is a self admitted…
https://youtu.be/RrJ7DQojzIY
He admits it as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUsWiIN-LfE
Two reasons Italians got promoted to white.
Rosemary and Sophia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nr-FoA9Ps
Tuna Hotdish sounds even worse than Tuna Casserole.
Tuna melts Fucking Rule!
Howdy!
Yeah, I actually like some tuna now and then, but I didn’t want to ruin the joke.
Subway’s tuna salad is awesome.
Tuna Helper w/ green beans was a childhood staple.
*smolvoice* I like tuna helper *smolvoice*
Fuck it, I like tuna.
I like tuna, both the real stuff and canned, but we never had tuna helper as a kid. Mom would make tuna casserole with cream of mushroom, elbow pasta, and peas.
Lunch of champions
https://imgur.com/yKSm2pX
A favorite dinner at Chez GT before we cut out most of the pasta was Tuna Mac. Prep mac & cheese (the powder kind,) stir in two drained cans of tuna and one drained can of French-cut green beans, season with tarragon and garlic powder. Surprisingly tasty, but I hasten to add that we’re about as far from “foodies” as you can get.
Tuna is weird. I like it for short stretches and then I can’t stand it for awhile.
Me too, sorta, but when I love it, it’s for months.
My bestie who lived with us for a while made a tuna salad that is divine.
tuna
extra sharp cheddar cheese (grated)
hard-boiled eggs (grated)
white onions (diced small)
salt
pepper
cayenne pepper
paprika (lots)
chili powder
parsley (lots)
mayo
Mix well, and I mean WELL, like, if your arm’s not falling off, it’s not enough. Chill.
I go heavy on the paprika.
Get out your wheat thins and go to town.
I haven’t made that in a while, but I’ll probably be hungry for it again soon.
The OTHER thing I do with tuna is much more pedestrian. Mix:
tuna
mayo
sweet pickle relish or diced-up hamburger dill chips, whatever you have
garlic powder
onion powder
salt
pepper
Toast some bread, butter it, put a piece of sliced American cheese on it, spread the tuna mixture on it. My version of a tuna patty melt.
Rich folk, adding superfluous ingredients. Bread, tuna,
mayomiracle whip.Miracle Whip is for salami and white bread OR leftover turkey and white bread after Tryptophan Day.
I never thought of adding cheese and eggs – two of my favorite food groups – that sounds like a future experiment!
IMO, the white onion is the star of that show. Use lots.
Oh for sure!
I love onion. And paprika.
We always made it with
Kraft Dinnerstore brand mac and cheese.Lemme tell you something. I have mixed the hell out of it, tasted … Oh! Needz moar paprika! Nope, not hot enough. Needz moar cayenne pepper! Nope, not hot enough. Needz moar chili powder!
MOAR!!!
Chill.
Give it an hour, it will burn your mouth if you’re not careful.
Dad left when I was in 3rd grade. Mom worked 3 jobs. I made tuna noodle casserole or Kraft mac n cheese nearly every night because they were 33 cents per box.
We also ate a lot of squash because a) it grew well in our sandy soil, and b) it stored all winter.
I am only now starting to like squash again. I don’t know if I can do tuna noodle casserole anymore.
One of the things I lost all taste for (even now almost 25 years later) was crab legs. Now I know that sounds hoyty toyty, but it was because we were poor. My dad was a truck driver, and when food gets damaged in shipping it gets tossed, and one time he had a shipment of crab legs that had several damaged cases the company let him keep the ones that would have been tossed. We had a chest freezer full of crab legs, ate it so damn much, were bartering around town with it. Still don’t care to eat it.
The big childhood staple I can’t eat anymore is fried bologna sandwiches. ?
Which kind of bologna? I mean, I’m guessing the lunch meat, but I don’t get frying it. If you mean ring bologna, that sounds like a great sandwich.
*googles*
I guess “ring bologna”, although I’ve never heard that term before. Whatever the cheapest version of Oscar Meyer was.
FWIW, I still won’t eat hot dogs. Same disgusting taste (to me).
Oscar Meyer does not make either real hot dogs or ring bologna.
Ring Bologna is like a ring of kielbasa. It’s actual sausage, the same with real hot dogs (They aren’t a wring, but natural casing, smoke and great flavor).
FWIW, there are all kinds of real sausages that I love.
I’m talking about the common store-bought “bologna” and “hot dogs”. Not referencing whether it’s “real” or not.
I like the Oscar Meyer beef dogs. I used to like Hebrew National but can’t stand them now. Best are the Carolina red dogs but can’t get those here.
Rhy, I’m not trying to One True Scotsman on you, it’s just round these parts we call the original, natural casing versions ‘real’ to differentiate, because real is way easier than saying natural casing.
Not much into the fried version, but I could go for a mortadella sandwich right now. Has to have pistachios though.
Yeah, I don’t know from any of that fancy shit.
My cold cuts are strictly turkey, ham, or roast beef.
No love for liverwurst? 🙁
Hey, that wild rice… that’s cultural appropriation. I’ve been informed that the feather’s have something called ‘food sovereignty’ and that trumps your right to eat that stuff. So repent, sinner! Only the feathers can partake in your hipster grain!
If that were true, they’d come for the corn first. After all, Wild Rice is wild; but they did actually
genetically modifycreate corn.BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m guessing this related to the chefs, but I don’t have ESPN.
It’s on ABC.
~ 0:20 seconds left, Chargers on our ~30-yard line, 1 TD will tie the game. Chargers threw a half hail-Mary, and our guy caught it in the end zone.
ABC used to carry it if you were in the local market, do they do that nationally now?
Nope, I had Jimmy Kimmel *spits*
No. ESPN here.
The local ABC affiliate in your area, other channels in other areas. In NYC I think it’s either My 9 or CW 11, not any of the Big Four networks.
That was a sweet ending.
Rivets + Spanos = Failure
https://archive.li/HDgiH/6899fd3266ae6011343984f26a67489b696b997d.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/knYY5/8023283082cb5401d148e2c52ac59cc91de68da0.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/yQLla/481a766539a5cf21c5e9b277acc50ea03a6e9129.jpg
NSFW.
I have to assume no one is working this late at night, unless they are working from home. Or if they are, it’s because they have that on top of their desk right now.
If the Packers had been playing on MNF I’d be at work. Don’t other those of us with…um…other schedules!
Oof.
Wendy and my theme Song,
https://youtu.be/X5jlTlUTWfQ
Good one. I was big Fastball song for the first two albums. Saw them round the turn of the century. Glad to know this one isn’t your theme song.
Fan, not song.
They changed a lot between each album. Charlie the Methadone Man and the way were from their second album. Human Torch was off their first, I’m sure you can here the difference. You’re an Ocean is probably the heaviest song off their third album.
Holy shit, I was just looking at their wikipedia, they released an album last month! And three others since i quit on them.
Love that! We used to play that and throw the chorus of “My Little Runaway” in the middle, then jump back into the last verse (“Their children woke up…”)
and when we were kids in the 80’s, we fell in love to this, and sexy time,
https://youtu.be/LuN6gs0AJls
Nice! I’ve mentioned it before but that whole album is sooo good.
Goddamnit! Europeans are supposed to have fallen in love with this! Do I have to come over there and straighten all this shit out?
Come On Eileen
I can’t do everything!
That is a true one-hit wonder – I’ve never encountered anyone who knew anything other than that song.
But damn, it’s a great song.
Pretty good cover here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMDqkBjvdMg
The original video seems to be gone, even from VEVO. Bummer.
Original as in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
It’s the best Euro Jank song ever. Even better than Everybody Wants To Rule The World.
That was a popular one back then. Good choice.
If you’re in the correct age range, I would say it’s still popular.
And, by “correct”, I do mean “best”
How’s it going Digby? I thought you were going to be sparse around these parts for awhile.
I’m doing OK–thank you, kindly! I’m kind of taking advantage of a lull, so to speak.
Plus, old habits, and all that.
Well enjoy your down time. I am trying to find the correct music for the evening. There have been some good ones, but nothing is catching the exact right tone.
I know that feeling. Good luck in your quest.
Well this one for Yusef and his bride is from the right time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf_baiRNUYU
Oh, that takes me back to the yute-ful days of yore.
“Kitchen Therapy”
I feel ya, sister. It’s a term I’ve often used myself.
what’s going on in Duncan ?
I am from Duncan, not a current resident. I guess it’s the usual. Halliburton and everyone else providing services.
And the sounds of booming artillery from Ft Sill!!’
Halliburton and Ft. Sill…Sort of a “red and green” combo, it would seem.
And, whaddya know–just in time for the holiday season!
I remember your moving to SAN.
Some shootout in the WMT parking lot in Duncan.
Goddamnit, RDR2! No really, that might be the most hilarious scene in a game I’ve every seen tonight. Some dude rode up and was talking to me, and then he just rode off, and for some reason, I can’t remember, I went to chase him down’. I was gaining on him and I was going down a hill, and then my horse tripped on a tree root or something and me and my horse went flying head over hill, all the way down the hill. That shit was epic. I was pissed, but laughing my ass off at the same time.
I thought that read R2D2
You aren’t the only one. Thought he was relaying a dream.
Decided to re-read it after the mention of a horse.
Took me until now to get he was initializing Red Dead Redemption Two. I knew that’s what he was referring to in the rest of the post, but I thought he had named his horse in the game RDR2 as a Star Wars Joke.
That….that actually makes sense.
Of course it does! I’m two the President’s closest advisers, which means I’m really fuckin smart.
::crunches numbers::
Huh….it checks out. I’ll allow it.
More strawmen than Winston. You just know the author will die of autoerotic asphyxiation. He’ll be found with a ball gag in his mouth and doG knows what up his ass.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/11/18/libertarians-wrong-pornography/
But, not immoral, or an unethical use of force against your fellow man, eh, Zak?
While I disagree about government intervention into porn, and am regular
abuserviewer of pornography myself; I do see it as an ill of society. I myself use it because for celibacy reasons; the human male body does some things you want to avoid when you’re a 36 year old celibate male (The main reason I didn’t see the priesthood as an option for me, I couldn’t take care of business and then go preach celibacy, but I don’t want stiff sheets when I wake up either). Because I condone it in this condition, does not mean I think a guy who is married should be regularly indulging. It’s something in current year people still aren’t willing to talk about, yet women complain that men get turned off my menstrual blood. Horse a piece, I guess.Bottom line, fuck using government to control people who aren’t harming anyone.
Someone smarter than me should probably point out whatever the name of this fallacy is where one can disapprove of something without wanting to ban it.
libertarianism?
Yeah, pretty much.
There are a few things I disapprove of but wouldn’t dream of banning.
A lot of people don’t get “Hate the sin, love the sinner”, it’s something works both ways, and isn’t demeaning. We all fall prey to sin, but we need to love each other, not get mad at people who think we’re sinning. If that makes any sense. I’m probably not long for this night, maybe 1 more beer…
I did not have that in mind at all but… it bears further thought. I’m sure I could come up with totally totally original there. ?
/with “something”
Quit attacking me, GAY MAFIA!
Back when I lived in the KC area Kansas was trying to ban “adult bookstores” and strip clubs from opening within a mile of a church or being open Sundays (0001-2359hrs). One astute local wrote the paper that the reason the churches were backing this was because the adult industry was beating them in the commercial market place and taking their customers.
So Zack, don’t partake of porn if you don’t want to. I’ll protect your right to not purchase products of the adult entertainment industry. But do not attempt to impose your thoughts and desires on other free men and women. You try that and I’ll fight you as long as it takes.
I’m not sure I’d go that route about this guy, Chafed. I think he’s more likely to die to indulging in some other vice–something that he would pen a long screed about keeping government out of.
And, when I say long screed, I mean just that. I couldn’t be bothered to read the entire thing, because, words. The man is supposedly a venture capitalist–in what, publishing companies? Dictionaries? Jezebel?
Is Ray Bolger a joke to you?
I dunno….he could be pretty humorous.
Ooohhhhhh!
What’s a good pub name for a new ridiculously British styled pub in the US?
Will this place have mead on tap?
Pig & Whistle – oh wait, that’s taken.
/damn, I haven’t thought of that place in 20 years
“Spanish Pipedream”
With the theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofvfVPFbiM
The Queen Mum…but it might be tranny bar…
“The Beat Down Bulldog”
“We Moved to the US to Find our Best Expats”
“Nelson and Churchill Fan Company”
“Maggie’s Last Call”
“Finest Hour and Last Call”
It needs to be in the form of “——- & ——-” where the two things have no obvious relation to each other.
The Hat & The Hair?!
Well, they are usually connected in thought. And, physically, when worn.
could be about a rabbit and a hat, to an outsider.
Or is that spelled different? The Hat and the Hare then.
Well,….. not if they read it.
/just sayin’
?
Rhy is correct. Although, I do totally love “We Moved to the US to Find our Best Expats”.
I vote for….The Bee and Anchovy.
Oooh! The Bee and the Anchovy! That is random AF but inviting and familiar at the same time.
“We Moved to the US to Find our Best Expats”
Will be the branch office.
That is fantastic. Also, much thanks, High Lady of the Armaments.
“The Cook & Sandwich”
(Think about it.)
Very sly there, dbl. Very sly, indeed.
Some John and Iris with a long term love song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY
Slightly embarrassed to say I own this. But at least mine is the tapestry, not the pillow.
https://www.amazon.com/Authentic-Jacquard-European-Tapestry-Decorative/dp/B072BP6TSQ#immersive-view_1574145885545
Good Lady–if that’s an embarrassing product to own, I probably should never ever talk about myself here.
/I find it funny, and tapestries are great purchases in just about any situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z14uhNXcx-s
Tapestries?!
BBQ pork would have to be on the menu.
Or perhaps
“The Barristers, Pistols and Pounds”
OK, that sounds like a place for a right piss-up.
Admittedly, though, I’m still stuck on the classic _____ & ____ style, myself.
AKA lawyers, guns, and money.
Ooo ooo ooo Mistah Kottah, Mistah Kottah!
Cook and Sandwich.
Yeah–too bad he can’t be there to play.
But WZ kept his attitude until the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
If we’re going this route, The Brit & Good Food is probably the best.
Spotted Dick & Bangers?
Hmmm….good band name.
What sort of genre will they play?
Ska/punk fusion.
No, more Punk/British Folk.
Umm….I don’t think that’s exactly “British”, good buddy.
Are you denying the Irish are British!? I think that’s fucking Hate Speech! And, they were from
EnglandAngeland.OK, I will concede that one on technical grounds (the best kind, amirite?). I won’t, however, use it, myself.
Seen too many Gaelic types bristle at that.
+1 Trouble
Yeah, I set that whole thing up. I knew they were londoners playing Irish music. It’s like mind chess! Oh, BTW, I picked up my saved civ game from last night and conquered the entire globe, while only choosing libertarian ‘policies’. My robot mechs kicked all their stone age asses to make them free by force!
All right, I think I should sleep now.
Blank & Blank is more old school. Brand new ridiculous Brit style pub would be some pathing like Trentwold’s serving small plate pub fare, English inspired fusion cravings, and North American brewed Brit brands (fuck your Geordie Arse Ale) on tap.
Pathing? Something.
Old school, ftw. We’re nothing, if not “traditional” in these here parts.
OK–I’m nothing, if not “traditional”.
New style name: “Maggie’s Place”
It would have the “General Belgrano Sub Sandwich”, “Mirage fish and chips”, along with “Falkland Lamb Stew”
In house beers would include “StrikeBreaker Stout”, “Strong Pound Porter”, “Labour Bitters”
Shots would include “Reagan Sidecar”, “Bush not Wobbly” and “SAS Yomp”
I think dbl has found a new career! You’ve got this down pat.
I think the Hine cognac is lubricating my idea factory.
Well, I can see that it has eased your entry into said factory.
Excelsior!
Well I am about to tap out. Enjoy the swing shift.
Will do! Much thanks.
“Falkland Lamb Stew”
Or the the “General Belgrano”, the above with a chunk of Argentine beef sunk in it.
Pairs with a “Haig”, fernet and bourbon served on ice.
Man, you lot are really getting this place up and running, gag menu and all.
Almost forgot the milk served 8oz in a pint glass. The rest snatched.
And any Falklands dish can be served “Mills” style, addition of ghost pepper sauce that will make your eyes water.
Ye Olde Towne Pube.
We have a winner!
Morning, Evening Glibs.
“Evening glibs” sounds so…cosmopolitan. How about, “Sunless glibs”? Well, at least for me.
Straff, Tejicano, and, Pie are probably better served with something that has daylight…
I picked it to contrast with ‘morning’.
Understood–carry on, then.
sup uciv
what’s up? Well, I suppose I am. woke up at 2am without good cause.
Not a lot “good” that occurs at 2:00 am. I hope you are able to get some sleep.
Morning, Pie.
Morning… 10 minutes to noon so still sort of morning
Creative spurt?
Nope. I’m using the time to do laundry.
Good morning everyone. I had the night off and ended up going to sleep around 6pm.
The potato talk above reminds me of Matt Christiansen’s rule of 425425 – Any ready-made potato product (fries, tots, puffs, etc.) should be baked at 425° for 25 minutes regardless of the package directions. It works a treat but is, to me, a bit pointless because ALL of those products will be much better when prepared in a deep-fat fryer the way G/d intended.
Good morning, l0! Thinking about the potato issue, I realize that the only potato product we ever prepare at home is mashed potatoes from a carton, but I concur with your deep-fat fryer position. Mr. GT sometimes muses about getting the modern equivalent of the Fry Daddy for tots, but we’re out of counter space.
Upon further searching, it seems they still DO make the Fry Daddy. Hadn’t heard about it in years.
I only recently heard of the product. I have a handful of reasons why I don’t own one. They boil down to lack of space, and not needing to fry things often enough to justify owning one, oh, and not wanting the pressure to eat more fried foods just because I have it.
Have you had a Scotch Egg? It is deep-fried heaven; a hard-cooked egg enrobed in sausage, breaded and fried. So yummy.
That would be something I’d go to a professional for.
Counter space… sigh. I feel your pain. We have to shift and rotate certain (surprisingly heavy) kitchen gadgets to enable use. We have these AWESOME carts from ULine at work and I’m trying to find a way fro one to make it into my kitchen.
Nice! If forced to acquire one legit-ly, Sam’s Club has this rather nice one. We love this style shelving – have it all over the house, including as our “entertainment center” in the living room.
We have an air fryer and it is great for tots.
Air fryer! Of course, THAT’S the new appliance of choice! Thanks for the reminder!
Soo… what I’m getting is, you like charcoal potatos.
Or at least Matt does.
I like my ready-made potato product to be crispy. I can’t imagine NOT frying them but Matt talks about his method on his podcast quite often.
The numbers provided do not strike me as a winning formula. Probably because “one size fits all” is almost always “one size fits none.”
You haven’t lived until you’ve stir fried the shredded packaged potatoes with Szechuan peppercorns, red chiles, and Shanxi black vinegar.
Just the potatos?
Were you snowed in and ran out of food?
Yes, one of those famous Phoenix blizzards.
This potato dish is awesome unless you’re afraid of spic… oh yeah, never mind.
You weren’t always in Phoenix.
Mornin’, Old Man! You’re up rather early for your time zone!
You’ll see why shortly.
***SIGH!*** Sure hope HK isn’t on the verge of having their own Kent State.
Oh, they won’t.
You see, Kent State was an accident. If the Army starts shooting in Hong Kong, it will be on purpose.
Good point.
Hey, a cacciatore shoutout!