Holy crap. I’ve been in meetings all damn day. My to-do list has grown and my to-done list has nothing on it. Because no, I don’t think that meetings materially advance the product. They are indispensable in the process of making decisions (where one party has authority and another information) about what should be on a to-do list, but meetings don’t make software, damn what your Agile coach says.

Feds file criminal charges against Epstein guards. I’ll bet those guys shut the fuck up and take the plea. They know what happens to squealers.

Why is the identity of the “whistleblower” a more closely guarded secret than Hillary Clinton’s State Department emails?

India asks men to take a shot in the dick to protect against pregnancy (of their sexual partners in 99.995% of cases). Would. Well, maybe not in India, or in some sketchy clinic in Florida that also promises butt injections.

Didn’t these guys play Fallout: New Vegas?

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