John Harbaugh participates in the “O-H-I-O” cheer.

That QB from Baltimore reminds Booger of Michael Vick in case you didn’t know.  Jesus, dude. We get it. He’s a mobile QB with a hell of an arm. But I’m not sure Booger McFarland didn’t go more than two minutes last night without mentioning that. He almost made me miss Chris Collinsworth’s commentary. In basketball, the Hokies took down Michigan State in Hawaii. The Buckeyes won a game of runs at home. And Kansas, Tennessee, Auburn, VCU and the Dayton Flyers all won.

This one will be fun.

Your hockey winners were Tampa, NYR, Philly, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Nashville, Dallas, The Mighty Ducks, and San Jose. And UCL games are back today. Hopefully some of you soccer fans are either iff today or working from home so you can enjoy.  Oh, and in related news, CBS has bought the rights for the UCL from 2021-2024, which was a bit fo a surprise. I suppose they’ll have to dust off their programs from the 1994 WC and hire some analysts…like TNT did.

Artist’s depiction of Shawn Kemp and his children.

Religious figure Ellen G White was born on this day. She shares it with gunslinger Bat Masterson, hero to those in hot climates Willis Carrier, quitter Bill Wilson, Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schultz, sining legend Tina Turner, and man chasing Genghis Khan’s record Shawn Kemp.

OK, let’s move on to…the links!

Cummins to lay off 2000 workers globally amid business turndown. American sales were steady, but globally there was a drop-off.  Does this mean we will have to depend on Paccar, Volvo and MB to make more heavy truck motors?  Yikes!

Personally, I think this was a smart move. Well, other than having taxpayers foot the bill.  Let these cretins pay for their own security as long as they’re letting their union cops run roughshod over their residents…who are being systematically disarmed.

What kind of fresh hell is this? It’s insane that these are the things fraternities are forcing people to do this.  Why, when I was in college, all they ever did was…oh yeah, the exact same thing. And pledges were free to stop any time they wanted. SO don’t give me this “forced” crapola.

It’s a fucking DOG!

OK, this is getting ridiculous.

“The loss of Koki is no different than the loss of a Police Officer,” said El Mirage Police Chief Paul Marzocca, in the statement. “Today the El Mirage Police Department mourns Koki, we lost a brother last night.”

A candlelight vigil for Koki took place Saturday night.

“I’m devastated,” said one vigil attendee, as she cried.

Listen, I get that people care about pets. But these are working dogs who are a tool. They’re not people. They’re not cops. They’re animals trained (often poorly) as a tool (that often performs poorly). Stop this reverence for cops shit. But especially stop this humanization of police dogs shit.

Florida Man fucks up home intruder. Sorry if I feel no sympathy for the hospitalized.

This is what would have happened to me if I led a rally against my (when I worked for someone else) employers. Oh, I mean “held a rally after I got caught stealing personal information I wasn’t given access to.” Sorry, fuckers. Have a happy holiday season.

A federal judge appointed by Obama basically said executive privilege and attorney-client privilege don’t exist. I have a feeling this ruling won’t last very long.

Here you go. Hope you enjoy it.

Go have a great day.  Just four days and four hours till The Game kicks off.  Bo Bucks!