Yes, my apologies, I’ve been scarce again- besides working insane hours without access to personal use of the internet, I had some surgery this week and am in recovery. I never knew that a penis reduction would be this complex, but there it is. Another few days in bandages and I’ll be ready to go, and at least I was less work for the surgeon because, you know, Jewish.

Many really great birthdays today including a guy named after a dog; a wop Jew limey; a guy who may have rivaled Ruth (but we’ll sadly never know); a guy who had his fist up Jerry Mahoney’s ass; a once-hot evil airhead; arguably one of the two or three greatest bandleaders and composers in 20th century America; a milf emeritus; and the second-best running back (and first-best personality) on the best running team in the NFL, ever.

On to news!

 

And I have to start with a jaw dropper from the New York Times, where they outright admit cherry-picking to make history bend to an ideology.

 

I have an alibi.

 

I can’t figure any of this out. These are odd people.

 

Most libertarian president ever. Fuck you, Donnie.

 

“Quasi-paranoid libertarianism?”

 

The area we live in now is as crime-ridden as the Chicago hell-hole we escaped.

 

I have an alibi, redux.

 

Wheel up the woodchipper.

 

And for Old Guy Music, a delightful song from one of today’s birthday guys, proving my point, and making me a bit homesick.