The grape genus Vitis splits into three natural groups based on geographical location: North American, Eurasian, and Asiatic. There are roughly 25 to 30 species of American origin and about the same number for Asia. But there is only a single grape species for Eurasia, the Vitus vinifera. Vitis vinifera is itself comprised by the wild grape vine Vitis vinifera sylvestris (commonly referred to as V. sylvestris) and the cultivated grape vine Vitis vinifera vinifera (commonly referred to as V. vinifera). So, all the well-known varieties/cultivars of grapes used for making wine today (such as Cabernet Sauvignon and Chardonnay) are members of a single species of grape vine, V. vinifera, and are the result of some combination of natural mutations and human tinkering over the course of several thousand years.
There is no clear point in time where the cultivated V. vinifera became distinct from V. sylvestris. In fact, hybridization occurs naturally between the two subspecies and occurred continuously throughout ancient times. We know that the native range of that the wild grape vine V. sylvestris included the Mediterranean shores of modern Lebanon and Syria as well the border between Syria and Turkey. However, there is archeological evidence of grapes being cultivated far outside the native range of V. sylvestris and into the far reaches of Israel, Egypt, and ancient Babylonia inside the geographical known as the ‘Fertile Crescent’.
The cultivation of grapes did not occur in a vacuum, but was part of the overall development of agriculture in the Fertile Crescent. Archeological finds indicate that wine was being made on a large scale as early as the 4th millennium B.C, in the ancient city of Godin Tepe in western Iran. In addition to the traditional archeological evidence of wine making such as finds of broken pottery, some of the pottery still had residue that was subjected to an in-depth chemical analysis that confirmed the presence of grape products (assumed to be wine). So, in the ongoing debate between wine people, beer people, and mead people over who started brewing first, the wine people now have scientific proof that puts start of intentional wine making back to at least the 4th millennium B.C.
The cultivation of V. vinifera, and presumably the making of wine, spread from Iran and the Fertile Crescent throughout the Middle East and Turkey eventually making its way to Greece. The Greeks spread viticulture to many locations around the Mediterranean including Italy and southern France; the Romans continued the spread viticulture throughout Western Europe. Fast forward through several thousand years of history including the dark ages, the middle ages, and the renaissance and we get to modern viticulture (growing grapes) and viniculture (making wine) using any of several hundred cultivars of V. vinifera which humans have new carried around the globe.
So how do we make wine. It’s easy. Crush the grapes; press out the juice; pour it into a vessel; and wait. Wine will happen; it can’t not happen. It might be good wine (lots of great commercial wine use spontaneous fermentation). But it might be terrible wine as well. To ensure success then, most wine makers inoculate with cultured yeast (someone got lucky with a spontaneous fermentation and has been culturing the yeast ever since).
First off, we need to grab some grapes. I guess we need white grapes to make white wine and red grapes to make red wine, right? Not exactly. V. vinifera grapes generally come in two types: green grapes and black grapes. There are other colors as well, but they are just not as common as green or black grapes. Regardless of the color of the skin, the flesh of the grapes is generally colorless ranging from pale green (green grapes) to pale grey (black grapes). And the juice from V. vinifera grapes is also generally colorless ranging from pale green (green grapes) to pale grey (black grapes) – amazing how that works out. Therefore, white wine can be made from almost any variety of V. vinifera grapes, but red wine is made from black grapes (or blends of grapes where the majority of the grapes are black).
Thus, we can make white wine from Chardonnay grapes which are green; Gewürztraminer grapes which are dark pink; and Pinot Noir grapes which are black. Yes, you really can make white wine (Blanc de Noirs); rosé wine (Sancerre Rosé); and red wine (Burgundy) from 100% black Pinot Noir grapes. How can that be you ask? Great question. And the answer is that white wine is made with a white-wine process and that red wine is made with a red-wine process (duh). The making of rosé wines straddles the fence.
The white-wine process is as follows:
1) Crush the grapes 2) Press the juice from the crushed grapes 3) Clarify the juice (let the pulp from the crushed grapes settle in a tank) 4) Transfer the clarified juice to a fermentation tank 5) Inoculate with an appropriate wine yeast 6) Wait until fermentation is complete (with some caveats) 7) Clear the wine using fining agents or power filters 8) Bottle the wine
Dry white wine is made by letting the yeast consume all the available sugar in the juice. Semi-dry to semi-sweet wines are made by chilling the fermentation tank to just above freezing right before the yeast consumes all the sugar. This puts the yeast into hibernation. Then the wine is power-filtered through increasingly fine filter pads until the live yeast is filtered from the wine. Finally, a big dose of potassium metabisulfite is added to ensure that refermentation does not occur once the wine is in the bottle.
The red-wine process is as follows:
1) Crush the grapes 2) Transfer the mixture of juice and skins (known as must) to a fermentation tank 3) Inoculate with an appropriate wine yeast 4) Work the must until fermentation is complete a. The grape skins (and pulp) still have juice in them b. The yeast will ferment the juice in the skins c. The resulting CO2 will puff up the skins like little balloons so they will rise up from the liquid below d. The skins also form a cap which traps CO2 from the liquid below while it ferments e. Thus, the skins will rise up out of the liquid below and will begin to dry out f. Fermentation releases heat, so you get warm moist skins which can become a great environment to grow many bad organisms, so i. You push the skins back into the cooler liquid below two or three times a day (punching down the cap) ii. Or you pump cooler liquid from the bottom of the tank on top of the skins 5) Release the free-run wine from the tank (whatever wine flows out without pressing) 6) Transfer the skins to a press 7) Press out the remaining wine from the skins 8) Age the wine (typically in barrels, but tanks with wooden slats can be used) a. Premium wines typically age the free-run wine and pressed-wine separately to be blended to taste at the end b. Bulk wine will have the free-run wine and pressed-wine blended before aging 9) Clear the wine using fining agents or power filters 10) Bottle the wine
Some premium wines will have an extended period of maceration (soaking the finished wines on the skins) after fermentation is complete to extract as much color, aroma, and flavor from the skins as possible. This is one way to make amazingly intense wines. It is also a way to make hideously harsh crap. Know what you are doing if you choose this path.
Many red wines and some white wines will undergo malolactic fermentation at some point in the process. Tartaric acid is the dominant acid in grapes, but grapes also have significant amounts of malic acid. Malic acid is tart and harsh on the palate. Certain bacteria (Oenoccocus Oeni) will convert malic acid to lactic acid which is softer on the palate and can provide a creamy, oily mouth-feel. This malolactic conversion is not true fermentation, but it does release CO2 resulting in the appearance of a “secondary” fermentation in the wine.
Alright, let’s go get some grapes. Hmm, you better live on the west coast or near one of the handful of places in the Eastern or Southern US where the climate is moderated by proximity to an ocean, a river valley, or the Great Lakes. Otherwise, you aren’t getting fresh V. vinifera grapes unless you have friends willing to jointly buy several tons of grapes and pay for refrigerated shipping. Otherwise you are buying kits.
Kits range in price starting around $160 for all-juice kits (no concentration); down to about $120 for high-quality concentrate kits; further down to around $80 for mid-quality concentrate kits; and at the bottom around $40 for crappy cans of concentrate. What differentiates the kits is:
- All juice is just that. 23 Liters (6 gallons) of pure wine grape juice. You put it in a fermenter and go. This provides the truest flavor profile for the wine.
- High-quality kits are around 16 liters (4 gallons) of juice concentrate. You add 2 gallons of water to get to normal concentration and then ferment.
- Mid-quality kits are around 10 to 12 liters (2.5 to 3 gallons) of juice concentrate. You have enough water to get to 6 gallons and then ferment.
- The canned stuff is basically crap. You add one or two cans of concentrate and a bunch of sugar into the primary. Then add enough water to get to 5 or 6 gallons.
The key is that the more concentrated the kit, the less of the true grape varietal flavor and aroma carries over into the final product. It is possible to buy premium wine kits that have the juice still on the skins, but they are hard to come by. You need to order in advance from some dealer, and the must comes refrigerated or frozen in 5-gallon pails. I’ve seen friends use them, but I have no relevant experience.
So how are wine kits made, in particular red wine kits? We know that red wine is made by leaving the juice in contact with the skins during fermentation. But kits aren’t fermented (otherwise, they would already be wine). Here is one quick summary:
White grapes are pressed, and the juice is pumped into a settling tank. Enzymes are added to break down pectins and gums, which would make clearing difficult after fermentation. Bentonite is added to the juice and re-circulated. After several hours the circulation is shut off, and the tank is crash-chilled below freezing. This helps precipitate grape solids, and prevents spoilage.
Red grapes are crushed, sulfited and pumped through a chiller to a maceration tank, where special enzymes are added. These break down the cellulose membrane of the grape skins, extracting color, aroma and flavor. The tank is chilled to near freezing to prevent the must from fermenting. After two to three days the red must is pumped off, pressed and settled much the same way as the whites.
When the tank is settled, and the juice almost clear, it is roughly filtered, the sulfite is adjusted, and it is either pumped into tanker trucks for shipment to the kit facility, or into a vacuum concentrator.
Vacuum concentrators work like the reverse of a pressure cooker. By lowering the pressure inside the tank, water can be made to boil at very low temperatures. By boiling the juice at low temperature browning and caramelization are prevented. The water comes off as vapor, leaving behind concentrated grape juice. Because some aromatic compounds can be carried away in this vapor, a fractional distillation apparatus on the concentrator recovers these essences, returning them to the concentrate after processing.
Enzymes are used to extract color, aroma, and flavor from the skins of black grapes. They do a good job of capturing the basic flavor profile of the grape variety, but it is not the same as fermenting on the skins. It is similar to making beer with extracts versus all-grain. You can get good products from extracts, but finesse is only achieved through total control of the mashing process. It is the same story when making wine. Concentrate kits make good wine. Exceptional wine requires working with fresh grapes.
So, what does an aspiring winemaker do if he doesn’t live where V. vinifera is grown and doesn’t want to work with kits? The answer is hybrid grapes.
Starting in the late 1800s, the French had a little problem. Some “important person” in Germany imported grape vines from the United States to plant as curiosities. Top Men did that kind of thing for amusement – creating gardens of plants from around the world. The problem is that North American grapes evolved with a nearly microscopic insect called phylloxera which eats the roots and leaves of the grape vines (the insect lives underground all year except for a few weeks when they go airborne to reproduce). It turns out that V. vinifera had a bit of trouble dealing with phylloxera, and phylloxera destroyed 3 million acres of vines in France. Wine production was cut in half, and the trend was going from bad to worse. Fortunately, some professor in Missouri figured out you could graft V. vinifera to American rootstock and the vines would survive, even thrive (and that’s an entirely different article). European wine was saved!
Until the gentlemen from Missouri saved the day, viticulturists (people that grow grapes) in France were frantically trying to hybridize V. vinifera with American grapes to get something to survive. And they had some successes. Several French/American grape hybrids were produced then that are now grown throughout the United States, but they have since been regulated out of existence in France to preserve the cultural integrity of French wine (and because the grapes aren’t anywhere near as good V. vinifera). In the 1940s, a Wisconsin farmer named Elmer Swenson began hybridizing the French/American hybrids with American species found in the upper Midwest trying to find varieties that would survive in cold climates. Elmer also had a lot of success. Many of his grape varieties are in production around the Midwest. In more recent years, Cornell University in Geneva, NY and the University of Minnesota have continued to have great success creating many new cold-hardy varieties. Thus, wine grapes can now be grown in many places where V. vinifera cannot. And while many of these varieties can produce wine that is quite good, none of them have reached equality with V. vinifera. But if you live in Iowa and want to make wine with local grapes, you need to make do with the hybrids that grow close by.
Finally, let’s make some wine.
Remember that apple crusher we just bought to make cider. I got bad news. It won’t work. You need to go drop another $500 on a grape crusher/destemmer. You put the grapes in the hopper and turn the crank. Crushed grapes fall out of the bottom, and the stems traverse a down a long tube of sorts to the end of the destemmer. The destemmer part works, mostly. But you still need to stick your arms into the crushed grapes and pull out the pieces of stems that make it all the way through.
Then we’ll splurge and buy a nice big wine press. It’s big, and it’s heavy, and it’s awkward. So, we’ll mount it to a platform with castors – castors that don’t lock. Note when I say we, I mean the dude that bought the press; it ain’t mine. Since the castors don’t lock, make sure you have 5 or 6 other people around that are willing to grab on to handles that don’t exit to hold the press in one place while you crank away.
And the beautiful juice flows out of the press. Wait, why isn’t it colorless. I was told that black grapes produce colorless juice. Well, that’s V. vinifera. This is a lovely French/American hybrid called Frontenac created by the wonderful folks at U of MN. Unlike V. vinifera, the pulp of Frontenac is purple and the juice is a vivid red. Even though we are following a “white-wine” process and pressing juice from the fresh grapes, we will be making a medium-bodied red wine. The reason we are not fermenting on the skins is that Frontenac is notorious for smelling of green vegetation (i.e., like “someone just opened can of green beans”). The common wisdom is that avoiding skin contact during fermentation reduces the undesirable aromas in the wine.
Oh, and the acid level of Frontenac is about double the acid level of high-quality V. vinifera grapes. So, don’t be thinking you’re making a nice dry red wine. You’ll be making a sweet wine (or in my case, a type of mead called pyment). There’s reason why no one pays 50 bucks for a nice bottle of Frontenac from Iowa.
Once all the juice has been extracted from the grapes, the outer frame is disassembled exposing the “cake” which is the dry, compacted grape skins. In this case, a nylon bag is used as a screen to prevent the skins and seeds from being pushed out between the wooden slats in the frame. The cake is dumped into a handy bin and then disposed of in a way that honors Gaia (e.g., composting, feeding to livestock, sending it FedX Ground to your Representative, etc.).
Now you are ready to head to the brewing room. Refer back to “Waiting is the hardest part”. Fade to black.
Some vino would be…..keen-o !
Hit that (totally butch) motherfkin’ THEME MUSIC !
Semi related https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKLONjkiL1c
I have very dry feet with a little bit of heel dandruff. Does that add any value to the wine?
Thanks for the tutorial?
Kenneth, you make this sound like fun. I may actually try it.
Your bio makes me sad.
Does he have the frequency?
Ask Dan R
You should watch more movies.
Up here in the Cleveland area, most of the vineyards go for the sweeter wines. There’s a couple that do special harvests in the fall for ice wines, they ask for volunteers and they will give you either a bottle of the wine made from the grapes you picked (in a year), or a bottle of last year’s batch. I’m not ready to commit to another $1,000 of equipment to make wine from grapes though.
Ice wine is really big just north of here. Never heard of anyone doing it this side of the border.
The two grown men in those photos have bellies suggesting they might like beer as well as wine.
Why, is beer more likely to put on fat?
More carbs.
Does it?
Wine has on average about 10% of the carbs that beer does.
Yep. Beer and cider put on weight like no tomorrow. Vodka’s like nothing compared to them.
Beer is liquid bread.
Maybe you can use that as an excuse?
Back in the day, you heard guys being described as having a ‘beer belly’ all the time.
Is that no longer part of the parlance?
why am I so soft in the middle?
Give us this day…something, something
Uh, no, thanks. I’ve smelled beer. Totes not interested.
It’s good for your
you
rMy mother (who doesn’t like beer) says she was told to drink a beer every day while nursing back in the 60s.
That reminds me my grandma knocked ’em back like nobody’s business. Mom was more of a cocktail gal.
It does assist with lactation, or so the rumor goes.
It’s called Milk Stout for a reason…….
as someone that embraces the keto-lifestyle, yet gets crunk nightly on light beer, I can tell you weight loss is still possible
Nothing beats high morale. And tall cans.
Obligatory
Thanks, Kinnath! I grew up in Napa. I had a working knowledge of wine making by the time I hit puberty.
I have mixed feelings over malolactic fermentation. It can do some good stuff, but when you get into the “full Mali, stirred lees, lots of new toasty oak” realm, you end up with big blowsy wines that go well with themselves, and nothing else. Most high end California Chardonnay falls into this category.
By the way, fuck oaked chardonnay.
Give me a nice Sauvignon Blanc from Marlboro any day.
Some of the Marlboro SB, can be a little narrow and acidic but many are very drinkable. I have the same feeling about Sancerre.
I like Sancerre as well.
Oh, and the acid level of Frontenac is about double the acid level of high-quality V. vinifera grapes. So, don’t be thinking you’re making a nice dry red wine. You’ll be making a sweet wine –
This explains why so many of the wines around here are sweet. I figured it was some reason relating to climate, but wasnt sure exactly why.
I like red wine. I manage two get a glass or two into my very low carb day. It seems to keep me at a good looking weight.
SMDH The White Man erasing the noble history of the African invention of wine.
Whitey stole the only good grape from the black man and left him with only hamster berries?
We have been around about 100,000 years without changing much. If the ice ages had not scrubbed away evidence of earlier civilizations I am sure we could find evidence of breweries and wineries going back as far as you care to look and find it in multiple unexpected places.
This is great, Kinnath! It’s funny, I come from a long line of winemakers, but I never acquired the taste. I’m a beer heathen.
As noted above, the lower carb content would sure be more helpful!
Thanks for writing this up. Maybe I’ll give it a shot!
Sculpin for you and I.
Cheers!
Price is down here. What’s going on?
Ballast Point lowered their price points due to dropping sales and beer not moving off the shelves as fast.
And some news stories about it. They priced themselves out of the market. Their beer is good, but it doesn’t command a close to 50% jump up from something like Two Hearted.
Two Heart, my longtime fave, seems different lately. Is someone else making it?
Not that I’m aware of. They did an expansion several years ago, but that beer is Larry’s baby. Is it out of date beer (something I have to watch out for in my area)?
They;re not selling as much because by now everyone has taken the dare and discovered how disgusting Watermelon Dorado is.
Price for Sculpin has gone down here as well. They got sold to a larger brewery I believe. Probably starting to feel the competition a bit. They make a great product, but 15 bucks a sixer is too damn much.
Ballast Point was sold to Constellation Brands for $1 Billion back in 2015. Ballast Point was considering an IPO to fund expansion, but took the huge buyout instead.
Isn’t grappa made from the skins? Shouldn’t you make a still and make it happen?
That is the only real appropriate way to dispose of the must.
It can be nasty, but Italian moonshine brings back great memories. I had no idea my great-grandfather was an unrepentant scofflaw. I guess you could get away with that in CA 50 years ago.
I got a bottle that had been aged with plums and it was actually quite good. Still could strip paint, but it didn’t make you hallucinate!
Growing up in CA 50-60 years ago all my Italian friends parents and grandparents had something fermenting/aging in the garage. Most of the Portagees too.
200 gallons? Ptui!!!
I’ve had some that were sublime, and some that were rocket fuel.
So OMWC and I were in the Piedmont region of Italy in the early 2000’s. We stopped at a local liquor store at about 10:30 in the morning. We spent the next hour with the owner, who didn’t speak a lick of English and us not a lick of Italian, sitting next to his wood stove, eating antipasti and tasting his wares.
Some of his personal labels were several grappas.
By the time we left, I was quite toasty and had bought six bottles of his personal label Barbaresco grappa. I got back to the states and opened one. On the first sniff, I started laughing. The old Italian had seen a mark and took him for all he was worth. The six bottles of grappa I had bought sported a distinct aroma of dirty hamster cage. I instantly knew why he had filled our glasses to the point there was no space left in the glass to develop aroma. It was undrinkable. All in all, it just added an ironic note to an otherwise delightful experience.
The moral of the story is you need to fill your glass full back home as well and chug those 6 bottles down?
Balsamic glaze?
Okay, I’ll give you that, but to get a proper balsamic takes years of ageing.
Once you’ve ruined the grapes, the only options are to distill out the useful alcohol, or make vinegar.
You are more sophisticated at this than I am. I use the white wine process with muscadines that grow wild here. I have transplanted several wild black muscadine (lay a cane across potted dirt, cover with dirt and weigh down with a rock or brick. wait a year and then cut the cane from the main plant. Haul pot to planting spot and plant it.)
I have two cultivars, an exceedingly sweet gold muscadine that produces shade for my back porch and produces a couple hundred pounds of muscadines per year, and a black cultivar that is catching up with the gold one.
I have never used proper grapes. My summers as a child were mostly wild and fun. We spent a lot of time swimming in cold clear creeks where muscadines grow so that musky sweetness of the muscadine reminds me of the freedom of my youthful summers. Naturally I prefer them.
Three batches this year: Gold muscadine which produced a fantastic wine. An even mix of wild black and gold cultivar – this one crapped out and I dont know why. Black wild muscadine turned out okish I guess. We use this stuff for cooking. Neither of us are wine drinkers but I get a lot of satisfaction from making it and I love a good wine sauce or chili or spaghetti sauce with wine in it.
Thank you for this article kinnath. I learned a good bit. I dont think I will have any more batches go bad.
My parents used to make something they called cold duck. They would bottle it and put it in the cedar closet. They used champagne corks and little wire cages to secure the corks. Sometimes one would go off and we’d hear the cork blast off.
Ever steal any?
Kinnath’s bio source, by the way.
Yep. It was nasty
Great article. My great grandfather who immigrated from Calabria made wine for decades. For years when I was young we had gallon jugs of what my parents called “Dago Red”. I thought it was just plonk but when I was a teen I heard others praise how good it was. I wish I would have had a chance to taste it.
Back when the Daily Show was somewhat funny.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/7ppm6a/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-too-hot-for-tv
Making wine is easy. Making good wine. . .
Many, many years ago I recall reading an article in Playboy* about this guy who used to make wine with fruit, a trashcan, and a 2×4.
Not a wine fan.
*Yes, I read it for the articles. I still have a large collection of old magazines because I like re-reading those articles.**
** For example, right now I’m reading the excerpts from the interviews that Alex Haley did. Just finished the segment on Malcolm X and, holy shit, that guy is a racist.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER IS A LIE
https://archive.li/A3pHT/33e301a0afb7a91653f78395517f54afc591828c.jpg
NSFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHnQQhWQVA
EVERYONE DIES ALONE
http://foxhq.com/sophie-howard-pinup-babe/10.jpg
NSFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0
SENESCENCE AND DECAY
http://www.dulcedeseo.es/elblogdeldeseo/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Alice-Goodwin-y-Sammy-Braddy-3.jpg
NSFW.
Uffda. But they should be kissing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyrdR1Uwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WApuXPDR5Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayVYxJppXg0
Alice. Goodwin.
OK, that’s funnier than it should be.
Where did that come from and how come I’ve never been to a wedding like that?
Nevertheless, she persisted.
https://www.msn.com/en-ph/kids/other/lombok-wife-burns-husband-to-death-after-row-over-cellphone-password/ar-BBSlpaX?li=AAb2fpp&%25252525252525253Bocid=SK2HDHP
Much brave, so courage.
I never made wine. I always thought I should give it a try but never got around to it.
Anyone left around here?
I’m only pretending to be here.
Wunderschönern Abend
Are any of us really here?
Are we ourselves?
Are we not men?
Are friends electric?
Are you faster?
Bugger off, Tulpa.
Thanks for another good article.
You are welcome.
Have you started buying your cider equipment yet?
Nope. I’m making beer. ?
At 10:30 in the evening? No, I was not on Glibs.
Next up will be mead. Something I actually know something about.
Huh??
Are we gonna die from following this?!?
No
I’ve made more mead than beer, wine, and cider combined.
Excellent.
good night all.
Sleep tight. Dont let the bedbugs bite.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altus,_Arkansas
This is the little town I spent the majority of my youth in and where my parents still live.
I grew up with the sons of the men who were running he wineries, and those sons are now in positions of importance in those wineries.
That said, if I want wine, I can go to my father’s house. He makes wine that is better than most of the commercially made stuff I have bought. He makes elderberry, peach, pear, muscadine, venus& Saturn (which are unique because those are strains of grape that my grandfather experimentally grew for the U of A which was never adopted in commercial production) strawberry, and a few others I’m missing.
I have all kinds of stories about growing up with the sons of the chief wine makers in the region. Let’s just say, it wasnt uncommon for us to show up at parties with 5 gallon buckets of wine that were filled from the taps of 20,000 gallon tanks at the winery.
What, no dandelion?
Your father reeks of elderberries.
Bit late, but this is an excellent article. Good job Kinnath.
*wistful sigh*
A good farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
These are terrific posts. Thanks, kinnath!
In case you need to vomit to get a good night’s rest.
https://mobile.twitter.com/SenGillibrand/status/1086077919594668032
Who dis?
Dat be your Senator.
It’s bad enough to have to live in the shadow of the most power-hungry, camera-hogging hack in existence – but to be a complete non-entity on top of that… I almost feel sorry for her.
She’s the rat in front of Jabba.
If Jabba had tits
Do I want to know who is wearing the metallic bikini in that scenario?
Hi, sailor.
Bentonite is added to the juice and re-circulated
Mmmm… bentonite…
Sorry not to be around last night, so here goes the corpse-fucking.
First, thanks so much for the article! I worked in the wine industry for a while and saw both the fun and drudgery end of things. Home winemaking is great- two of the very best Pinot Noirs I’ve ever tasted were made by home winemakers (one in Santa Barbara, one in Buffalo).
Second, never be embarrassed about hybrids- a few swigs of a well made Baco Noir or Norton or Niagara will convince you. Our daily drinker is Bully Hill, who are not the only people making fine hybrids, but their stuff is consistently well-made and has wide distribution.
My (sadly) soon-to-be-ex next door neighbor, a Central American immigrant, does home winemaking. He had an issue with cloudy Chardonnay in a carboy-fermented batch. I gave him the hint that any home winemaker should know: fining with egg whites. He was dubious, but tried it. Beat some whites, poured them on top of the wine in the carboy, and the next day, the wine was perfectly clear and easy to rack off the lees. That earned us at least a couple dozen bottles from him as gifts. See, sometimes knowing useless trivia pays off!
I had a neighbor many years ago who made wine out of carambola (star fruit), watermelon, or dandelion. The carambola was quite delicious; well, to a 15 year old, they were all delicious but the carambola is the only one I would want to have again.
Same here! Read this during the morning train ride into NYC. Thanks, interesting article!
You know who else took the morning train?
Sheena Easton’s love interest?
I’ll add my voice to the chorus of saying that this is a great article. As a homebrewers, I was aware that you could do wine at home, too. However, without knowing the process, it sounded intimidating to the extreme.
Still looks a bit intimidating and I don’t know that I enjoy wine enough to try it, but I’m glad to know it doesn’t have to be some industrial process with 55 gallon barrels and magically grown grapes.