Vegan School: Random Chickpea Curryish

Happy New Year, Glibbies!

We are still settling into new Casa Dominatrix, and haven’t fully unpacked the kitchen, so this week’s recipe has only been made once, but it was delicious.

I am guessing on the spice measurements because my measuring spoons are still packed away, so adjust to taste.

Nutritional yeast is a core component of this recipe. I prefer the Anthony’s brand and you can get it on Amazon.

This dish tastes rich and meaty, yet uses no meat, or oils of any kind. I served it over white rice.

Random Curryish

  • 2.5 cups red lentils
  • 2 cans chick peas (drained, not rinsed)
  • 1 lg carrot (diced)
  • 2 tbsp red onion (minced)
  • 1/5 cups nutritional yeast
  • 2 tbsp curry powder
  • 1 tsp Balti seasoning
  • 2 tsp garam masala
  • 2 tsp smoked paprika
  • dash celery salt
  • salt (to taste)
  • black pepper (to taste)
  1. In a pot over medium heat, add the lentils and cover with water. Cook until the lentils are cooked through. Skim off the froth as necessary. 

  2. Add the chick peas, carrots, onions, nutritional yeast. and enough water to cover. Plus 1/4″ in the pot. Stir.

  3. Add the spices, adjusting to taste as needed.

  4. Simmer, stirring occasionally to avoid sticking. It’s done when it’s slightly thicker than stew.

Comments

138 responses to “Vegan School: Random Chickpea Curryish”

  1. Tres Cool

    I do something similar, but with chicken.

  2. 1 tsp Balti seasoning

    *wanders off to duck duck go to figure out what this is*

    1. Tres Cool

      Ah, a fellow DuckDuckGo traveler.

      /fuck google

      1. I’m doing my research on degoogling. The hardest part is getting off of the gmail account I’ve had for over 10 years.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Second

        2. Tres Cool

          With google in mind, I read this the other day. It wasnt anything shocking to me, but as someone not in the business, I had to wonder- if every google device is recording everything, all the time, and sending that date to the mother ship, how much storage do they require ?

          1. Rhywun

            *sigh – second try after getting logged out in the middle of a long comment goddamn fucking wordpress*

            False choice between “voice” and “menus”. I have an application on my desktop that lets me e.g. play any song in few keystrokes. You don’t to go voice to get ease of use.

            PS. Voice is totally unnatural anyway & I don’t get why people fall for it except that’s it the “new” thing.

          2. This is why I use a text input task launcher (launchy). Rather than doing some sort of hierarchical search, I can have the target of my search up in 3 or 4 keystrokes.

          3. Rhywun

            Yeah, I use a Mac equivalent (LaunchBar).

        3. Semi-Spartan Dad

          My first step to degoogling was setting up an account at Protonmail with a complex password.

          My second step was to forget the password.*

          My third and current step is randomly try different passwords in the unlikely chance of unlocking it. I get 10 tries in before my account freezes and the wait to unfreeze is long enough that I forget to try again.

          *I do use a password manager now.

          1. Next thing to do is get Abine Blur so that you don’t have to give your proton mail address to anybody.

          2. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I’ve been strongly considering it. Being able to mask my phone number and credit card is also very appealing.

          3. That’s a big honking fuck up! Good thing I only gave them my email address.

          4. Rhywun

            Oops. Another reason I find all this theater to be overkill – for my needs. I understand the mileage of others may vary but I don’t have the patience for it.

          5. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I find a password manager to be more valuable for convenience than security. I’ve got logins for something like 70 different sites. Many of the sites have different requirements for both usernames and passwords. It’s too much trying to remember. My password manager keeps track and automatically plugs them in.

          6. Rhywun

            I use the one built-in to my browser. Just spent a few hours the other day changing all my passwords to strong ones.

          7. Count Potato

            How does that work?

          8. Basically it creates an email address that is set to automatically forward to your real email address. If the fake address is compromised, you just shut it off and make a new one.

            For example, I post a fake address here with no precautions. The first one got scraped by some spam bot, and I immediately shut it off and created a new glibs address.

        4. prolefeed

          I don’t have a gmail account, so degoogling mostly involved putting a new duckduckgo tab on my browser bar, and moving google off it.

          Sometimes I still use google maps when Waze is acting up, or when I’m planning a road trip with multiple stops.

  3. Sean

    This recipe seems like something a Russian agent would post.

    /CNN

    1. Rhywun

      Luv it. Another classic.

    2. Tres Cool

      No love for Deborah Iyall? Ill throw in some Romeo Void

      1. Sensei

        That one I had on cassette!

        1. Tres Cool

          I still do!

      2. Chafed

        Wouldn’t but I do like her lyrics.

    3. Sensei

      I believe somewhere I have a CD with the first US pressing of The Pleasure Victim.

      “Sex (I’m A…)” and “Masquerade” seemed to get more airplay, but I liked this track more.

      1. Rhywun

        Yeah, The Metro is their best track IMHO. I had Pleasure Victim on cassette a thousand years ago…

      1. Tres Cool

        Before you ask, NOT thicc

          1. Rhywun

            “Take My Breath Away”

            I just pretend that’s a different band or something.

          2. Nunn won an Oscar for it.

            (And it was Giorgio Moroder’s third Oscar.)

          3. Rhywun

            Shit, I didn’t know HE was involved in that excrescence. For shame.

          4. Sensei

            Same thought!

          5. J. Frank Parnell

            According to Wikipedia they broke up because of that song. Terri wanted to do more like it and the rest of the band hated it because they didn’t write it.

          6. Tres Cool

            Oh. I was much happier with her 1977 Penthouse layout.

    4. Sensei

      I take you back a decade further…

      https://youtu.be/ADgZsoSzDp0

      The hair on these guys cracks me up! However, both have quite a set of pipes.

      The days where you couldn’t autotune your way out of having minimal voice talent.

      1. straffinrun

        Let’s go back a little Führerther.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pky2V0n4Vs

        1. straffinrun

          *He’s talking about getting a blow job.

        2. Sensei

          Took me second on that one. Still tough for me to comprehend.

          And I hate that Japanese custom of the streaming comments – although here it is perfect.

          1. straffinrun

            From what I’m catching it’s something along the lines of, “I was getting drunk after picking up some booze from the conbini. Got drunk and someone stuck three fingers up his ass while giving him a BJ and he shit all over the place…”. I’m not gonna listen too closely, but it’s funny anyways.

          2. Sensei

            Also assuming you’ve seen this…

            https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

            Right era – wrong artist of course!

          3. straffinrun

            I cross that bridge at 2:06 all the time. My favorite pachinko parlor is at the other end.

      1. Sensei

        I haven’t heard that in ages!

        1. blackjack

          I really like that album. Haven’t heard it since maybe ’88 or ’89.

      2. 80s, but not a chick

        (And Canadian for those who care about that thing.)

        1. Tres Cool

          Why are they each dressed like a roll of Lifesavers ?

      3. Chafed

        I really enjoyed the Del Fuegos.

    5. straffinrun

      The drummer jumped in front of the metro due to boredom.

      1. Count Potato

        That must have been some boredom.

      2. Sensei

        My bet is one of these:

        https://www.attackmagazine.com/reviews/the-best/top-ten-classic-drum-machines/

        Also compressed and reverbed with all kinds of 1980s studio gimmicks.

  4. mikey

    Sounds good. I love chickpeas.
    They make great tacos.

    1. SP

      Indeed!

  5. I got my W-2 today, and ran the numbers:

    My adjusted income was $1900 greater than in 2017, but my federal taxes are $160 less than last year. With the old tax rates, it would have been a ~$400 difference. Not bad for a poor guy like me.

    No, Nancy, that’s not peanuts.

    1. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Nice. I’m curious how mine will be affected. No W-2’s yet.

      1. NYS taxes that $1900 at a marginal rate of about 5%. And they didn’t increase the standard deduction for inflation.

        Fuckers.

    2. Sean

      “No, Nancy, that’s not peanuts.”

      More like macadamia nuts?

  6. Count Potato

    “Rose McGowan pleads no contest to a misdemeanor drug charge and is ordered to pay a $2,500 fine for two bags of cocaine found in a wallet she left behind at an airport”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6590917/Actress-McGowan-pleads-no-contest-misdemeanor-drug-charge.html

    I guess it depends on how big the bags were.

    1. Tres Cool

      “McGowan arrived at her Circuit Court hearing in Leesburg Monday alongside her partner Rain Dove…” is where I stopped reading

      1. Rhywun

        Oh lordy I forgot about that silliness.

    2. Rhywun

      I can’t tell how big they are from this pic.

      1. Chafed

        I’m going with misdemeanor size.

        1. Sir Digby’s Contrabulous Faptraption

          Lock it up-Chafed wins the internet on that one.

          Bravo, sir!

          1. Chafed

            Thank you and good night.

  7. One last heaving set for Mammary Monday.

    http://archive.li/azUSM

    Mainly posteriors but Go 22 Go!

    1. dontreadonme

      nine. ya!

    2. BakedPenguin

      Jeebus

  8. Spudalicious

    Ahh. In keeping with the vegan theme, my first gallon of beer is now resting comfortably in the guest bedroom closet, ready to start fermenting.

    1. Tres Cool

      You know who else put something in a closet to ferment ?

      1. Spudalicious

        Everyone currently in prison?

      2. Spudalicious

        Ted Bundy? Son of Sam?

        1. blackjack

          I think that was Dahmer.

          1. Spudalicious

            I think he preferred acid filled barrels to closets.

          2. blackjack

            He did that too, but his goal was to preserve the corpse and “use” it later. When he got busted he had various parts in a cabinet and some in preservatives.

          3. Spudalicious

            He was just being frugal.

          4. Rhywun

            Gah – I’ve never actually read anything or looked into him at all. Now I don’t think I want to.

      3. Lindsay Graham?

        1. Spudalicious

          Hay-oooh!!!

    2. kinnath

      How is enslaving yeast vegan?

      1. Spudalicious

        Yeast is a fungus. Totally vegan.

        1. kinnath

          Good to know.

  9. Rhywun

    @The Bearded Hobbit if you’re still around, are you still looking for that Hitler of Reason video? “Why the f**k didn’t Bobby post the links?!” etc. etc.

    1. Raven Nation

      I couldn’t find it this afternoon. I wonder if it was in a private account?

      1. Rhywun

        I have it. I can post a link on my website – doubt there are any copyright issues?

        1. Raven Nation

          Probably not.

          Wonder what happened to Injun?

          1. Rhywun

            Hier. See if this is what y’all were talking about. Regardless, it’s genius.

          2. Raven Nation

            Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it.

          3. The Bearded Hobbit

            Yeah, that’s the one.

            Thanks!

          4. Sensei

            I don’t think I saw that one. It’s nicely on point.

          5. Rhywun

            Me neither – *saving for later*

          6. Raven Nation

            Oh bravo!

            I’d not seen that before…”don’t worry, the Jacket will save us.”

            That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

          7. straffinrun

            How did you make that? I use clipgrab, but it’s a pain in the ass.

          8. There was a “Hitler caption” site that I used.

          9. straffinrun

            Like the Star Wars opening scroll site, eh? Thx and that was well done.

          10. By the way, the comments on my video have an appearance from mary.

          11. The Bearded Hobbit

            OMG, that’s wonderful!

          12. dontreadonme

            “It’s okay, the jacket will save us.” LOL

          13. Tres Cool

            That’s the good stuff right there.

  10. Sean

    Yeah. I’m out.
    Good night y’all.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=56HSPQHSqEE

    1. Sensei

      And YouTube felt compelled to show me this after that:

      https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

      Friend in college had the EXTENDED version of this….

      1. Rhywun

        LOL it doesn’t exactly hold up, does it.

        1. Sensei

          From Wiki:

          According to Burns, the record company was unenthusiastic about “You Spin Me Round”, to such an extent that Burns had to take out a £2,500 loan to record it, then once it had been recorded “the record company said it was awful. It was unanimous – it was awful, it was rubbish.” Burns stated that the band had to fund production of the song’s video themselves.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Does that mean they (the band) got to keep the profits and royalties, or did they get screwed coming and going?

          2. Rhywun

            I love a lot of 80s crap but that is just a step too far.

          3. slumbrew

            Perhaps an 80s palate cleanser

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM

          4. Rhywun

            Yeah, totally holds up.

            Another 80s band that still sounds fresh today.

          5. dbleagle

            As a last song for the evening this one stands up pretty well.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZH0t5Yozw

          6. straffinrun

            Yes, yes that does. Nice.

          7. blackjack

            Yes it does, because it’s from the seventies. not the eighties.

            Like this one:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLVWxuMsiDQ

          8. dbleagle

            Last round was short. This one is just long.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7j3KX-N9wo

            Drop 3 years and play for effect!

  11. hayeksplosives

    Good evening, night owls! Finally home from work, dinner in the toaster oven.

    This was the perfect example of why Monday at work sucks.

    Always nice to come home and read Glibs with a cocktail in hand.

    1. dbleagle

      Good evening Hayek. I am on a biz trip north of you in Washington. I forgot what winter was like outside the tropics and must say it is not impressing me. Still you can count on the Army to stock good German Bier so I am enjoying a Bavarian style dunkel brewed near the town I lived in. So ‘Prost!’ to you.

      1. hayeksplosives

        Nostrovya!

        Safe travels to you.

  12. dbleagle

    Just read this article. (Or did I?) It has some good lines about the upcoming Supreme Court confirmation fight.

    “….my money is on Amy Coney Barrett. She’s got some huge assets that make her the likely pick, starting with the “her” part. Let’s face it – gender and other irrelevancies matter to some people. It’s stupid and prejudiced, but there it is – liberals don’t get that us conservatives would be thrilled with a panel of nine lesbian Muslims of color with limps who believe the First and Second Amendments mean what they say.”

    https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2019/01/14/apocalypse-ruth-n2538971

    1. slumbrew

      I’ve heard it bandied about that the whole Knights of Columbus drama with Brian Buescher is a trial balloon for a line of attack against Barrett. She’s an extremist, you see, because of the whole devout Catholic thing.

      1. R C Dean

        They already attacked her for her Catholic associations at her last confirmation hearing.

        1. slumbrew

          I was just reading that, I managed to miss that at the time.

    2. Rhywun

      when you reject religion you have to fill up your spiritual void with something

      *sigh*

      I guess that nonsense comes with the territory.

      1. dbleagle

        Yeah, it does Rhywun. Sigh. But using the barrels of proggie tears I will collect to brine my dirty martinis with ameliorates the pain somewhat.

      2. slumbrew

        When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

        I’ve always thought the Chesterton quote does have _some_ validity – you see all sorts of “spiritual searching” by people who end up grabbing onto some of the most amazing things.

        But there are plenty of people who can do without spirituality without thrashing around for something to take its place.

        1. Rhywun

          Well, like a lot of nonsense, there is a kernel of truth to it. But in the end it’s just a vague generalization that turns out to be more useful for bashing your enemies than revealing anything profound, IMHO.

  13. dbleagle

    Fuck yeah. This classic just got teed up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv7QqXiM

    Back in the Cold War my unit taught the Italian Para-Alpini this song during a drunken fest atop a mountain. What followed was a totally drunken nighttime race (the moon was up) race down the World Cup Men’s Downhill course. We didn’t win, but we did keep ‘Murica’s’ honor intact with our efforts.

  14. hayeksplosives

    I just read the DM article on the White House visit by Clemson football team where Trump bought a bunch of fast food with his own money for the guys since much of the White House staff is furloughed.

    So they had stacks of fast food next to elegant silver dishes and presidential seal napkins.

    I thought it was pretty cute and from the pictures, so did the players. But try reading the comments and TDS looms large!!
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6591039/McDonalds-Wendys-Burger-King-pizza-Trump-bringing-fast-food-Clemson-Tigers.html

    1. LJW

      They should do away with this tradition anyways. Leave it to the boosters to pay for fancy meals for these kids not tax payers.

      1. Rhywun

        I didn’t know a presidential dinner for the winners of minor league football was a thing. It should absolutely not be.

        1. hayeksplosives

          I didn’t either. The reporters seemed pretty disappointed that no players had “boycotted”.

          If the president wants to pay on his own dime, fine. Otherwise, I don’t see it as legit taxpayer thing.

    2. straffinrun

      The downside of all this nonsense is that after looking around at these total elitist, smug and self righteous assholes, I no longer feel my faults are that bad.

      1. dbleagle

        Plus the entire Glibertarian group is on lists they’ll never make. Wait? Is that a good thing? I guess so, since we already know those progs are coming for us and we can prepare for the day. They, on the other hand, will be protesting “that there must be some mistake” as they get dragged to the edge of the pit by the hard people who will follow them.

  15. straffinrun

    From a picture is worth a thousand words in today’s paper. “Would you like any dessert?” The guy’s expression…

    https://m.imgur.com/a/pVNPqm3

  16. Chafed

    Is he on a keto diet?

  17. BakedPenguin

    Listening to an old Greg Kihn song. Fpr whatever reason, there’s a Spanish headline “Cuando El Amor Se Va” My Spanish is pretty old, but that reads to me “When Love Exists” Am I wrong?

    1. BakedPenguin

      Given that it’s “The Break-up Song” Maybe “while love exists” would be a better phrasing.

  18. I think we’re being punished for our lack of appreciation by lynz deprivation.