ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE FLORIDA CHOSEN ONE IS STUCK IN THE LAND OF THE ICE AND THE SNOW. ZARDOZ HAS USED HIS MIGHTY POWERS TO APPEAR, AND TO DO THE LINKS IN THE AFTERNOON! I AM SURE THE CHOSEN ONES ARE SUITABLY IMPRESSED. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
- ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ONE CAN ONLY HOPE THIS ESCALATES! PERHAPS A SMALL SCALE NUCLEAR EXCHANGE?! THAT WOULD RESULT IN A LEGENDARY CLEANSING OF BRUTALS.
- PAGING SEA SMITH. MR. SEA SMITH, PLEASE PICK UP THE RED COURTESY PHONE. WAIT…PERHAPS HE ALREADY IS THERE, AND IT IS HE, NOT THE “WIND” CAUSING THIS.
- ZARDOZ SUSPECTS THE “LUCKY CHARM” WAS NOT SO LUCKY. PERHAPS IT WAS LUCKY FOR THE BOMB MAKER?
- AGREED. AS THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE RECORDINGS OF SUCH SHOULD BE SUPPRESSED!
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
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295 responses to “ZARDOZ TUESDAY AFTERNOON LINKS”
Really, who wants to see Kraft’s dick anyway?
Everybody has a price.
You aren’t curious to see “Little Tommy”?
Kraft himself?
Rule 34 implies somebody does.
Dick? I thought its first name was Oscar.
That sounds cheesy.
Yeah, but it’s not real cheese.
It self-identifies as cheese and that makes it real cheese, shitlord.
So Velveeta and American Cheese are cheese?
Their pronouns are bleh and blah
Heard it can fit 6 rings on it.
The Chapo Trap House bunch is turning on AOC because she made a post that wasn’t fully deferential to Maduro and Venezuela.
That makes me smile.
Those idiots make 80K a month cranking out that drivel.
I’m sure they give it all back to the people, though, because all good comrades know that profits are wrong.
With rent this damn high? Shirley you jest.
We need to make a secret deal with Cuba to withdraw their support.
The only reason Maduro is still afloat is because of his cuban bodyguards and the “advisors” embedded everywhere.
I bet that, for the right price, Cuba would quietly bring home their people, and once they are gone the regime won’t last a week.
FAKE NEWS — SEA SMITH NEVER PREVENT DOCKING. SEA SMITH CAUSE DOCKING.
Ocasio-Cortez blasts GOP senator for quoting Mussolini
Another reason why you should never post on Twitter. The mainstream media will misrepresent your post and morons like AOC will believe it.
https://youtu.be/LYyZqlyDEL4
She has a head full of cupcake batter.
Unfortunately, she’s preaching to people with heads full of confectioners’ sugar. God, what a stupid time to be alive.
Damn it. Now I want cupcakes.
“…all they hear is ‘cupcakes’, and they ALL want cupcakes.”
Hey?!? Where’s my cupcake?
The photo in that last link shows the outside of the massage place, and it lists “Table Shower” as a service. Do I even want to know what that is?
There might be a description in the Trump dossier.
But who wants the facial treatment? It’s vegan.
/Blame HM
Sounds german for some reason….
Do I even want to know what that is?
It saves you having to keep kleenex on hand — or using your hand …
They’re always after me lucky charms.
C’mon, they ARE magically delicious.
Magically delicious?
Too slow.
Did you even click his link?
Don’t dismiss my lived experience.
Did you even click his link?
C’mon, we all knew what it was.
Great scene.
Ah, the only movie with a Tom Arnold appearance worth seeing.
How dare you. True Lies is the best action movie of the 1990s.
Whoops, I forgot about that one. You are correct, that was a good movie, although I’d go with Terminator 2 being the best 90s action flick.
No. Literally ever Jean Claude Van Damme movie is the greatest 90’s action flick.
Except for Bloodsport because it is the greatest 80’s action flick.
Does Heat count as an action movie? Because if it does, that’s my vote.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_(1972_film)
that’s an…interesting choice…
Ronin is a pretty goddamn good movie.
No. Heat is an awesome 10 minute gunfight surrounded by 3 hours of Al Pacino fellating himself.
Hooooaaaaaah
Nah, he’s only gently fondling himself in that one, which is why it works. It’s nowhere near Devil’s Advocate territory.
Ronin is a good choice.
Fake news. Demolition Man is the answer.
[Upon hearing that Jamie Lee Curtis is cheating on Arnold]
“Same thing happened to me with wife number two, remember? I had no idea nothing was going on. I come home, and the house is empty. I mean, completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?”
Best movie ever. And also True Lies/Wayne’s World-era Tia Carrere is very much in the running for Most Beautiful Woman Possible. She and Monica Bellucci make the finals….and I’d love to be able to devise the challenges needed to separate them at the podium.
…I can be very, very creative.
Not even McHale Navy? Cmon man.
The wind going through northern NJ on Sunday night was pretty wild. I woke up on several occasions wondering if my windows were going to hold together.
PAGING SEA SMITH. MR. SEA SMITH, PLEASE PICK UP THE RED COURTESY PHONE.
Speaking of high winds, they were originally going to put a docking mast for dirigibles atop the Empire State Building, but high winds put the kibosh on that.
Technically they did build the mast (the spire on the top of the building), they just only used it for this purpose once before realizing it was a bad idea.
“Cmon, who wouldn’t relish the opportunity to (dis)embark an unstable balloon a hundred stories above the pavement? Bunch a killjoys…”
LOL. Woman accused of knocking off man’s MAGA hat in Falmouth taken into ICE custody.
I love a storybook ending.
#metoo
Life lesson: Never commit two crimes at once.
What fun is a DUI if you’re not driving on the wrong side of the road?
Is that more or less fun than the DUI three way with Asian hookers that ends up crashed in the ditch?
Try to not crash while getting road head.
Seriously. Where do they come off doing that?
They’re not even a fricken citizen.
Howie Carr wishes her Bon Voyage.
https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/02/26/howie-carr-falmouth-maga-hat-showdown-ends-with-ice-arrest/
See, this is the kind of attention to detail that is far too often absent in modern journalism.
I’ve forgotten – what type of prizes are available for the playing of the stupid games?
A supply of Lee press-on nails and Rice-a-Roni?
Today in Poe’s Law:
As a new comedian working the circuit, I’m appalled at disgusting ‘jokes’ creeping back into the industry
I thought it was Titania McGrath or Godfrey Elfwick, but apparently it isn’t…
Speaking as a person of colour in an irredeemably racist culture, I’m sick of being accused of hypersensitivity by straight white men who are blind to their own privilege. What makes them believe that comedy should just be for them?
That’s as far as I read. I think I read too much.
Yeah, that was where I tapped out, too.
Tritto.
How does their existence mean “comedy should just be for them”? Tell whatever jokes you want. That’s the entire point. Their jokes don’t mean you can’t tell whatever jokes you want, you simpering pussy.
You should’ve kept going, it gets better:
LOL
“unsafe”
“I was lucky to escape with my life – he was telling JOKES!!!!”
“this freedom does not extend to making public events unsafe for vulnerable members of society.”
He’d be right if he was saying the radical Muslims will blow up the place if the comedian kept that up and thereby making it unsafe for the people there.
Great comedy is transgressive.
SJWs beg to be transgressed.
I’m a transgressphobic.
Modern England is a fucking worthless place.
Comedians who try to get other comedians prosecuted for hate speech violations are truly the lowest of the low.
And they are invariably unfunny. I watched a bit of that ridiculously overhyped Nanette bullshit. It’s not funny. Like, not even a chuckle.
I hate to be the one to tell that guy, but he’s not a comedian and he never will be.
““Alt-right comedy” might sound like an oxymoron, but the immense popularity of internet “sh*tposters” such as PewDiePie and Sargon of Akkad has persuaded some comedians that there is money to be made from belittling social justice.”
How the fuck are either of those people alt-right? Never mind that “social justice” is deserving of ridicule. Don’t want to be ridiculed? Then stop being ridiculous.
And they aren’t comedians either for that matter.
PewDiePie is sort of a comedian.
Maybe you could consider him a humorist, but not a comedian I don’t think. Someone like, say, PJ O’Rourke writes funny stuff, but he doesn’t get up on a stage and tell jokes.
That’s what I meant. PewDiePie makes comedy, but he’s not a stand-up comic.
How the fuck are either of those people alt-right?
They are not. Note that cleverly xe never called Sargon “alt-right”. Xe just connected him to alt-right in your mind without doing anything slanderous or technically inaccurate.
“New comedian”? Can somebody please explain to this guy that comedians are supposed to be funny?
Hey, unintentionally funny is still funny! 7/10. Needs more fart jokes.
‘Reduced anxiety’ comedy? JFC.
“…Speaking as a person of colour in an irredeemably racist culture,”
There you go. Never apologize. They already packed it in. It’s settled: Racist!
“I’m sick of being accused of hypersensitivity by straight white men who are blind to their own privilege. What makes them believe that comedy should just be for them?”
How about shutting the fuck up and changing the channel?
Dipshit.
Now go be funny. I doubt you can even if you tried.
“irredeemably”
So why should anyone bother?
“They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now!”
Or
“You’re a comedian? Don’t make me laugh”
Call it off.
Game shooting is a niche but passionately pursued pastime in Britain, with leading shoots charging tens of thousands of pounds for a weekend. The industry also attracts wealthy foreign visitors to England and Scotland for the game seasons.
Yet about 40 percent of the pheasants and nine in every 10 of the partridges shot in Britain are imported, nearly all from France, where exporters specialise in breeds that are popular in Britain, such as ring-neck pheasants and red-legged partridges.
The birds are exported between March and June as eggs or day-old chicks and reared on British farms or on country estates before being released to the wild for shooting when the season opens: Sept. 1 for partridge and Oct. 1 for pheasant.
———–
The UK Game Farmers’ Association (GFA) hopes that chicks will be allowed to be “fast-tracked” through border arrangements. But French exporters who have made such requests said the French farm ministry has not yet approved them.
The number of game bird chicks available in the UK next season would eventually depend on transport conditions, British game officials say.
“Laws on both sides of the Channel will rightly prevent any transport movements that have an adverse impact on animal welfare,” a GFA spokesman said.
Customs inspections will delay the shipments, they say. I’m not sure why those chicks would be unable to survive for a few extra hours. It’s not like they need to be bottle fed. And, of course, the irony of worrying about “animal cruelty” in the case of birds specifically imported to be shot (at) can’t go unnoticed.
Just one more reason to oppose Brexit. Or, a business opportunity for English hatcheries.
That’s just what I thought. Brexit creates jobs and a niche market. France loses money because the EU is a dick.
She has a head full of cupcake batter.
Too substantial. I’d say meringue.
it’s a dessert topping and a floor wax.
She’s pretty representative of a typical NYC millennial. She just happens to be in the public eye. The stuff she vomits up can be heard on any bus or bar or break room.
Everyone Who’s Never Read A History Book Shocked As Socialist Turns Into Authoritarian At First Whiff Of Power
I knew that had to be Babylon Bee because (i) it’s satire and (ii) it’s actually funny.
My first guess used to be The Onion. Now it is the Bee.
Excellent
Instead of the hammer and sickle, their new symbol should be a pen and a phone.
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6746025/Demi-Rose-sizzles-skimpy-black-swimsuit-pal-helps-apply-suncream.html
My grandma’s advice to me about dating girls in college:
Bring them home and dunk them in the pool. If they’re wearing makeup at the pool, they have something to hide.
Tell Granny that they now have this thing called waterproof makeup. I saw some bankrat yoots once push their girl into a Class 4 rapid once. We (kayakers) were anticipating an obligatory and nasty rescue. Surprisingly she made it through and bobbed up with overstuffed bikini and makeup intact. The bitching out she gave the yoots was a thing of beauty to behold. We cheered her on.
It seems like she’s been on that Thailand holiday for a long time. Or she goes once a week.
It’s better than spending February in England.
That is a billboard for butt-enhancement surgery.
I WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE NOTE THAT IT IS COUNT POTATO, NOT SPUD, WHO POSTS THESE PICTURES.
Of course her pal helped with the sunscreen. There’s too much ass there for one person to cover the whole thing.
She has a nice ass now. Her asian friend might age better.
So….just so I’m clear….she doles out sexual favors to photogs or Daily Mail floozies in order to stay in the ‘public’ eye? That’s how all of these things work, and how they will always work, yeah?
She actually looks lovely in that first picture. Less accentuating thicc.
Someone here said something once along the lines of “Any position that has a huge demand and requires few skills other than being photogenic, the final decision for the post is always made on the casting couch.”
I have no problem with a person using their assets and strengths to further their careers. It’s how everyone else does it. What’s the difference?
If India and Pakistan cause a nuclear winter, does that mean we can stop worrying about global warming?
Do you want anthropogenic climate change? Cuz that’s how you get anthopogenic climate change.
I’ve been getting robocalls from the county for a month about attending a town hall on school safety with the School Board. It was just as big a clusterfuck as I figured it would be:
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/parkland/florida-school-shooting/fl-ne-town-hall-safety-taravella-20190225-story.html
tl;dr: The school board did nothing wrong in the run up to and following the Parkland shooting. If you think they did, you’re racist.
*shoots self*
So it was a pep rally, basically.
“Several black churches brought buses to take people to the meeting.”
Why? What does black have to with it?
Runcie is the first black superintendent of Broward County schools. That’s pretty much why.
Also why there was no outcry when Sheriff Israel was suspended and replaced with the county’s first black Sheriff (and why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles!) (ok but seriously, I’m not saying there should’ve been outcry, because nobody deserves to be shitcanned more than Sheriff Israel)
“When one woman complained about the controversial Promise program and accused the district of missing warning signs about the Stoneman Douglas killer, a Runcie supporter shouted out, “Oh come on! Get the politics out of it!””
Good luck with that.
Well, I hate to tell you this, but that’s not actually what we do.
An illuminating moment of the Federal Reserve’s first town hall-style meeting with community development leaders in Dallas on Monday came near the end of the session.
An audience member wondered whether the U.S. central bank might provide funds for a bus service to ferry workers across town to a cluster of higher-paying jobs.
Dallas Fed President Rob Kaplan said he often talked with his Fed colleagues about such “structural issues” like inadequate transportation that shackle the U.S. economy.
Do these discussions “turn into dollars?” the questioner asked.
The answer: Well, no.
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people asking them.
“‘I have a dream that these award shows will not be male and female’: Lady Gaga calls for the Oscars to be non-gender specific”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6744603/I-hope-awards-not-male-female-Lady-Gaga-calls-Oscars-non-gender.html
She has a point. It’s acting, not athletics.
I have a dream that these award show will not fucking exist.
But but then the elitists who play pretend for a living won’t have a way to quench their unending thirst for attention, plus they need the platform to social signal.
I’ll go get the Solarcaine.
That’s awesome. Clearly his comment flew over the heads of multiple people.
Best response:
“TH_S _S S_RC_SM”
Would you like to buy a vowel?
His twitter feed is a close second to Iowahawk, IMO.
Can’t leave McAfee off that list
He’s funny! I like this one:
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/1088517683547697152
Haha. I just found out I’m 2 years away from being able to join a Senior bowling league.
That really hurt for a second
Hey, embrace it like I do. I am a senior discount whore.
N_gger
Kiss it. apologize, kiss it.
They don’t at my house.
Fine by me, but I suspect her brethren might not like halving the number of acting awards handed out.
I think they should do awards for all 63 genders. Then the Oscars could be a week long event!
Fabulous!!!!!
And the nominees for Best Performance by an Otherkin in a Supporting Role, the nominees are….
The first time there’s a minority of bevulvaed nominees, the REEEEEEEING is going to be epic.
(The Grammys went through that last year.)
“Bevulvaed” is my new favorite word.
Best performance by a non-binding – non-gender specific caricature plant award?
Titty Tuesday bounces on!
http://archive.is/Z9HR7
These ladies’ guns are good.
71 looks like a dude
19 has great … hair …
Still getting the hang of Monocle … 19 again
46 ain’t bad, either
Whoa! I thought 4 had a package. I’m partial to 7.
Do we have any for real (pen/ink/paper) artists in our motley band of malcontents?
I had an idea, earlier, which I cannot bring to fruition, so I offer it freely and without let or hindrance to anyone who can.
I want to see a drawing, in the style of a late 19th century editorial cartoon, with plenty of labels, of a team of men in harness, pulling a wagon being ridden in by the usual Democratic Socialist suspects. Gulag Barbie, of course should be prominently featured, whip in hand.
Caption (one man speaking to another): “Well, I guess the yoke’s on us.”
*Yoke clearly labelled, “Democratic Socialism”
Peter Bagge to the white courtesy phone….
Conservatives call out Berkeley police for lack of arrest one week after campus assault on activist
Why won’t the release the suspects name?
White privilege, duh.
What suspect?
Alleged suspect.
They’re still having his award plaque made and want it to be a surprise.
AOC, Sanders, and Warren Are the Real Centrists Because They Speak for Most Americans
DON’T BELIEVE ME? Take Ocasio-Cortez’s signature issue: the Green New Deal. Former George W. Bush speechwriter — and torture advocate — Marc Thiessen claims that the Green New Deal will “make the Democrats unelectable in 2020.” The Economist agrees: “The bold plan could make the party unelectable in conservative-leaning states.” The Green New Deal “will not pass the Senate, and you can take that back to whoever sent you here and tell them,” a testy Diane Feinstein, the senior and supposedly “moderate” Democratic senator from California, told a bunch of kids in a viral video.
But here is the reality: The Green New Deal is extremely popular and has massive bipartisan support. A recent survey from the Yale Program on Climate Change Communication and George Mason University found that a whopping 81 percent of voters said they either “strongly support” (40 percent) or “somewhat support” (41 percent) the Green New Deal, including 64 percent of Republicans (and even 57 percent of conservative Republicans).
We’re all living in a centrist world now.
Arab/Muslim seem to take to socialism. Up here, many join socialist and left-wing parties.
I read the comments now I can’t go back.Leftists love to bring Hitler up a lot. And they unsurprisingly don’t know a lot about the guy. They think they do, but they don’t.
They’re projecting and don’t realize it. That’s the frightening part.
If Bernie and AOC are the “moderate middle”, what the fuck is the left?
Sure, whatever. “Somewhat support” means they like the sound of it or perhaps some features of it but their support may change in the face of competing, moderate proposals or debate which exposes the batshit-crazy nature of the thing.
Survey question:
Measures should be taken to ensure that everyone receives a Living Wage, free child care, free health care, affordable housing, and a comprehensive, sustainable, common sense, gender neutral green future.
Check One:
I Agree
I somewhat agree
I’m a Racist.
Does the SMOD count as a ‘measure’?
Probably not that specific, more like:
The Earth – home to cute children, kitties, and puppies – should be saved rather than destroyed.
* Strongly agree
* Somewhat agree
* I’m a racist Nazi who wants to kill children, kitties, and puppies.
Ah, yes. Exactly how Obamacare had massive public support. You just had to squint correctly while reading the polls.
Nobody I know voted for Nixon
“Across the U.S. transgender athletes are breaking barriers in high school, college, and pro sports and being embraced by teammates and fans. But resentments can still flare when transgender women start winning and dominating their sport.”
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1100318577427705856
“Trans athletes make great gains, yet resentment still flares
“As soon as they start winning, that’s when the vitriol comes out about how they’re really still a man.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trans-athletes-make-great-gains-yet-resentment-still-flares-n975646
And by “breaking barriers” I mean “crossing the finish line ahead of all the girls”.
It beggars belief that there are people that deny this as being true.
Yet you’re a science-denying Neanderthal if you suggest that spending anywhere in the ballpark of $100 trillion on climate change prevention is unwise.
(Especially unwise when the costs of climate change at the hundred year mark, at least that I recall, are only 3-4% global GDP. Has anyone worked out what the cost of burning $93 trillion dollars over the next ten years would be in 2100 dollars?)
Burning that many dollars is gonna cause some warming.
Trick Question, as the dollar will cease to exist by 2037.
Has anyone worked out what the cost of burning $93 trillion dollars over the next ten years would be in 2100 dollars?)
I believe it works out to all of them. If they pass the green new deal there will not be a United States in 2100, unless it is a new nation forged from the ashes of this one.
Per google, it looks like women have just recently been breaking into the 600s for wr deadlift.
A buddy of mine pulled over 600lbs at age 68.
Forget about all that hard work and sacrifice you made to get to the top of your sport. You have a chance to show how woke you are!
Hey, remember when a random local U15 team in England beat the Australian national women’s team 7-0? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Or when a low-ranked man who was described as “a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager” strolled onto a court after playing a round of golf and downing a few beers and smoked each of the Williams sisters 6-1 and 6-2?
US HS boys teams regularly smoked the US women’s national team by double digits.
Karsten Braasch for the win.
Simple fix: drop Mens/Boys/Womens/Girls titles and switch to XX and XY as the event titles. Transgender, whatever, we don’t care, we won’t title it a men’s event, we will title it a “contains a Y chromosome” event (that instead of XY to handle the odd case of XXY).
That doesn’t work either because FTM (XX) will have the advantage of being on testosterone.
The other thing is, based on casual observation, is that bona fide MTF are rarely interested is sports. Someone’s brain was so female it was necessary to transition, but then she is going to take up competitive power lifting?
Yes, and the entire world of competitive sports must be rearranged in order to celebrate it.
Yeah, too lazy to look it up, but there’s some high school FTM wrestler in Texas (I think?) who’s wrestling as a female and dominating the sport.
That one I have a little more sympathy for, because they *want* to wrestle against boys, but the state says no.
Yeah TX law is “you compete based on what your birth certificate says” and CT is “you compete based on what you identify as”. So the TX wrestler wants to wrestle the guys but is barred due to that law, whereas these two in CT are biologically male, as far as I can tell, competing in girls events with all the huge advantages that entails.
The 2 girls who didn’t make state because they were forced to race against 2 biological males have every right to hold resentment. They are missing out on college scout exposure and possible scholarships. Funny how the policies of the left tend to hurt their biggest voting block the most.
Equality!
Terrible for them.
School vouchers for the win
How about we have an exhibition match between, say, the Oak Hill Academy boys basketball team and the WNBA All-Stars? Since, y’know, there are no inherent athletic advantages to being biologically male.
I had an ongoing “bet” (as it would never happen) about the results of Oak Hill boys vs UConn women.
The best women jump shooters would never* get a shot off unblocked.
*not literally true, but close enough.
The USWNT might be able to keep it within 20 against the Oak Hill boys if they can hit their shots well (they no can dunk, but good fundamentals).
Oak Hill would beat the UConn womens’ team by 50. At least.
It would be like watching Kentucky against Southeastern Bumblefuck State.
Hey I got my degree from Southeastern Bumblefuck State!
So you’re a Fighting Room Fresheners fan?
An old Dave Barry joke. Still works today.
Obviously, wouldn’t even be close.
I was a mediocre HS player and I was better than everyone on U.Va women’s team except eventual Hall of Famer Dawn Staley. And as incredible as she was, she’d have been no better than D-III men’s role player.
And that was back when UVA women’s ball was really good, playing in three straight Final Fours.
OH DEAR ME THE TOXIC MASCULINITY ON THIS THREAD!
Seriously. I stand by that if I were to recall the boys and train for a week we’d beat any women’s soccer team.
I’ll be damned if any chick will take the ball off me and if they do, I’ll slide tackle so hard to get it back.
Jacob Wohl has been banned from Twitter (not for his views, but for running multiple accounts and manipulating replies/reports/etc.)
There isn’t a tiny enough violin in the world.
Wasn’t that dude looking at jail time?
What happened to that?
“The Mind-Reading Style In American Journalism
And why it’s bad”
https://jessesingal.substack.com/p/the-mind-reading-style-in-american
You’re engaged in a thought crime right now.
Why did you just say that you want to engage in a genocide of all minorities? You asshole.
“Not supporting communism is racist. It was simply a matter of time before this happened.”
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1100066495919460352
Communist countries didn’t have exploitation?
The government’s anti black discrimination and savage repression of former slaves is not racist, while people who oppose that government’s repressive policies are racist.
Good to know.
“@human_leetch”…..well, at least xe’s refreshingly up front about that.
“”Y’all are ignoring Cuba, the DPRK”…..yes, shame on us, we’re overlooking those two smashing success stories.
I think that’s a parody account.
Could be. Hard to tell sometimes.
Parody account. Scroll down a ways.
http://www.ocasiocomic.com/
OFFS
Once again, not sure if that’s a parody.
Neither the hero we want nor the hero we need.
The hero we deserve… because we suck.
Infantile schlock
When even the Fed thinks your proposals are insanely inflationary….
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/26/fed-chief-says-economic-theory-of-unlimited-borrowing-supported-by-ocasio-cortez-is-just-wrong.html
“This is the thing I don’t get, we have seen this happen throughout history (China, DPRK etc) and it has never ever ended well and everyone, EVERYONE, left AND right, ends up fucked, except for the ruling class. I honestly cannot fathom why people are supporting this stuff.”
https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1100467994214522883
“It’s the old classic. 1. Give the people an enemy to hate. 2. Use immoral tactics on the enemy. 3. People think the immoral tactics are okay and argue in favour of them, because it’s being used on an enemy they hate. 4. Immoral tactics are now the norm and seen as justifiable.”
https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1100465065751384065
Apparently Disney was mad that the “Want to See” score for Captain Marvel at Rotten Tomatoes was in the toilet, so RT……completely eliminated the score entirely for all movies. That’ll turn things around for sure.
That was because the idiot Larson was out proclaiming it was a feminist movie and that she wanted more non-white-male interviewers on her promotion tour.
She awakened the 4chan army.
A particularly stupid move on the heels of the Star Wars debacle.
Gee, it’s almost as if young men comprise a large chunk of the audience for comic book movies.
Yeah, well, young men are the ones most in need of a 2-hour lecture on feminism.
Mouse is not retarded, They have ridiculously tight contracts (as one does, when one hires Robert Downey Jr) and I don’t think she went off-script. Note that she had an “interview” with Fox which was basically two people script reading the marketing course correction.
Don’t blame idiot for reading what the corporate wants, that’s the job. Blame the corporate for writing it.
Do they think “corporate victim of teh patriarchy” is going to fly again after Ghostbusters?
Which “they”? People who sent her out in the first place didn’t expect they’d have to order a Fox idiot to do damage control in the first place. Those “they” are perfectly happy to hang any failure on her, and, Mouse willing, replace her with Monica Rambeau Captain Marvel in the next movie.
In that case, it just says that Disney expects the movie to bomb. They’re both engaging in a little guerrilla marketing and priming the “blame the white misogynist” argument.
Disney tried to replicate the Black Panther marketing, where they reached out to the people who normally don’t watch Marvel movies and were richly rewarded (compare the domestic/foreign box office breakdown of that movie to, say, Guardians of the Galaxy or Iron Man movies). So they figured, hey, let’s run the same thing but for wahmans!
Problem is that Larsen is not as charismatic as the BP cast, nor is the Captain Marvel an important, liked or respected character, nor was she given a tryout in a well-received MCU movie before she was sent off to blather. Her copy was poorly written, and the trailers didn’t prime the general audience to receive her positively, quite the contrary. Not to mention that Wonder Woman came out two years ago to huge acclaim, so her “first WAHMAN HERO!” looks like stolen valor.
Glibs, I’m in the middle of a very contentious mediation. I want to remind everyone NEVER STICK IT IN CRAZY!
I’m paying alimony for life because of that. So no reminder needed.
I got out lucky when my ex died voluntarily. I wish someone of you would have alerted me to NEVER STICK IT IN CRAZY thing. How was a country boy like me so supposed to know?
I’m here to help the younger FourScores reading this.
You are a good man, Chafed. For all those unmarried Glibs, gender of choice, pay heed to Chafed when he speaks
The problem with Not Sticking It In Crazy is that sometimes the crazy is only realized after much damage is done.
Got divorced in Florida?
You shouldn’t have to pay alimony after you are re-married.
I knew a bat-shit crazy hot girl in college – goth and tattooed (before tattoos were a thing), she also did some modeling on the side.
Totally fucking messed in the head but that body… was something marvelous to behold. I stuck it in crazy and I was proud of it! I even thought of marrying her,
And then – as the weeks went on – I noticed the scars where she had cut herself… the episode where she chased – for a good half mile – a raven from tree to tree… the time she pointed a gun at different cars as I drove her somewhere… the Diamanda Galas albums… how she wanted me to hit her (I refused).
Eventually I broke it off: “I can’t give you the help that you need”
and, as she left my apartment, I said: “Enjoy that white trash life of yours.”
And she kicked the door and I never heard from her again – thank Big JuJu.
before tattoos were a thing
“Lord Humungus
Graduated 5,823BC”
That’s about right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSYmJur0Npw
So you are saying she liked it in the butt?
Damn I’m sick of all this pro-commie and socialist shit.
Wolverines!!!
At our age? More like ” Boys! Avenge me! Avenge me!”
Dammit, you’re depressing me now….
I can still march and and fight if need be. I’m not _that_ old. Just put me in the ahem “reserve” battalion
or the “human shield” category.
or, to quote Woody Allen, “In the event of war, I’m a hostage.”
*pokes at Lord Humungus*
You want to shoot up an armored column?
ah don’t mind me – too much wine and a bad day
“Avenge me pajama boy!”
I’m gonna be Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner, myself.
An intersectional analysis of the Cat in the Hat was someone’s thesis
https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2019/02/26/695966537/classic-books-are-full-of-problems-why-cant-we-put-them-down
“I keep hearing about how biological men don’t have any physical strength advantage over women in 2019… So watch me DESTROY the British Women’s deadlift record without trying. P.S. I identified as a woman whilst lifting the weight. Don’t be a bigot.”
https://twitter.com/ZubyMusic/status/1100348562041462784
excellent
He was trying.
“Why I’m Suing Twitter
written by Meghan Murphy
This is a response to “Who Controls the Platform?“—a multi-part Quillette series authored by social-media insiders. Submissions related to this series may be directed to pitch@quillette.com.
Progressives who claim that “reality has a liberal bias” may be correct on certain issues. But problems emerge when the facts don’t co-operate with the liberal narrative. We saw an example recently, when it emerged that actor Jussie Smollett had been formally charged with making up a hoax hate-crime involving MAGA-hat-wearing men assaulting him with bleach, a noose and racist, homophobic epithets. As Quillette’s Andy Ngo noted, Smollett’s original claim attracted an outpouring of performative sympathy from an all-star cast of liberal grandees. But when it turned out the attack never happened, most of those same commentators kept mum. A similar pattern played out with the boys from Covington Catholic High School caught on video at the Lincoln Memorial: Too often, observers seize on a fashionable narrative and either reject or ignore evidence that falsifies it—because what counts for them is less about the actual truth of a claim, and more about how much on-brand social-media value is associated with boosting it. Call it doublethink or virtue-signaling. But whatever label you choose, the phenomenon has real effects on public policy—as my own experience shows.
Earlier this year, lawyers acting on my behalf filed a legal complaint against Twitter in California. The social media behemoth has been suspending accounts, not because users break Twitter rules, but because they break rank. Despite repeated claims that the platform exists as a space for free speech, and the company’s professed public commitment to refrain from banning users for ideological reasons, Twitter is now doing just that. Those who fail to adhere to the company’s preferred politics are picked off, with no accountability to speak of.”
https://quillette.com/2019/02/26/why-im-suing-twitter/
What’s that Voltaire quote? Anyway, Meghan Murphy is a complete jackass, but she shouldn’t be suspended for expressing her jackass opinions.
Disptcg from the “weather is not climate” team
On Monday, the British Met Office recorded the U.K.’s warmest winter day on record. In Chile, January temperatures in the capital city of Santiago beat the previous record by a full degree Celsius. Globally, the last five years were collectively the world’s warmest ever. Ever.
The world is losing the race to curb carbon dioxide emissions.
Ask the people in Truckee how that global warming thing is coming along. Or the folks in Butte, where they just declared a school snow day for the first time in more than thirty years.
But they don’t count.
It’s easy to break records for hottest weather, when you are busy changing the history of observations to read cooler (supporting the warming narrative).
OK, then.
*swats foot-long dragonfly*
should be “Dispatch”
I liked it better the other way
I have no idea who this is:
https://twitter.com/LizKatzOfficial
interspecies erotica?
https://twitter.com/cdbda17582bf407/status/1100359314118713344
Ahem, whatever did happen to our resident Lizard overlord?
You rang?
? Oh my.
Yeah, and my brilliant smut got pulled by Amazon, but THAT didn’t. And yes, my smut was, in fact, fucking brilliant.
Why did they pull your smut?
Apparently someone complained that it violated their terms of service/community standards. Whatever that is.
That doesn’t make much sense. Amazon sells all kinds of adult books.
No, it doesn’t but they act on complaints. They don’t verify anything.
Challenge it and they might return it.
After Castalia House catalogue got completely purged from Amazon, they managed to get it up again, and they are as disliked over there as anyone this side of Richard Spencer.
I did challenge it, but the irony is that the sequel (it was a series, albeit incomplete) was left alone. But who wants to read a book 2 when there is no book 1?
That said, I pulled it off the web completely. It’s freaking brilliant, but it would tarnish my Moriah Jovan brand if it ever got out that the smut’s pen name was me.
Also, current SJW environment makes it “problematic” enough I’d be afraid it could be tracked back to me.
/bitter
I…uh…sorry?
*slowly backs out of thread*
LOL Sorry. Didn’t mean to take that out on you.
?
Wow, the author looks like she’s been busy.
“‘No Allegations of Human Trafficking’ and ‘Women Could’ve Walked Out’ In Florida Massage-Parlor Prostitution Stings
Authorities are walking back big claims about an international human-trafficking ring involving Patriots owner Robert Kraft.”
https://reason.com/blog/2019/02/25/florida-massage-parlor-sex-stings
TW: TOS
That’s a tough nut to crack.
Speaking of Toxic Masculinity – from Animal’s post earlier – the “Cold Pursuit” flick starring Liam Neeson out now is more than worth catching in the theater. Don’t even worry about the trailer, it doesn’t capture the humor and angles the flick uses at all – it’s vastly more/better than “Taken in the Snow”.
Funny, violent, extremely politically incorrect and painfully honest with men and fatherhood. Highly recommended! Catch it before it disappears.
OT but thanks for the They Shall Not Grow Old recommendation!
No worries. It’s still playing locally too.
Loved Darkman so much that I never miss any of his films. Thanks, I’ll check it out, though the title does make it sound like he made another “I’m an angry father and you hurt my family!” movie.
It is much more along the lines of “average” (if large) older guy with no “special skills” goes on revenge spree. The kind of thing where a guy gets out of breath choking a guy out and has to take a breather before finishing.
So speaking of Everyman, try this book: Fat Vampire.
Oooh I like a lot of him and his buddies Platt and I forget the other one’s books. Too bad they crank out so many ideas they sometimes forget to continue other series in progress.
“Fat Vampire: Tastes Like Chicken” was all I needed to one-click on it immediately.
I concur on “Cold Pursuit.” I was expecting just another man-goes-after-killer-of-his-loved-one movie, but it was so much better.
Authorities are walking back big claims about an international human-trafficking ring involving Patriots owner Robert Kraft.”
Totally unexpected.
Gulden Draak Ale aged in Calvados barrels is deelish. That is all.
Do the bottles look different? What should I be looking for?
It’s hard to read, but it says “Calvados Barrel Aged” above the name and “Ale aged in Calvados barrels” in smaller font at the bottom of the label.
I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m guessing it looks like this.
I really enjoyed their previous barrel aged offering, so I’m looking forward to this one. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
Yikes.
Mom and dad have been doing counseling for a while now. My dad has asperger’s and it messed up their relationship and they’re working on it. As a favor to mom, the brother and I talked to the therapist with her. New (to me) building; new person to talk to in a professional setting, (kinda ironic, coming from me and my lifestyle, don’tcha think?) me having to talk about that things that I normally don’t talk about….pretty much all things that will send my anxiety through the room.
Internally freaking out the whole time. I’m not sure if anyone noticed my voice breaking a bit, but I certainly did and that only leads further down the panic hole. Afterwards went out to eat with the fam and just couldn’t get my brain back to normal levels.
Finally back at home. One more errand to run before I pour myself a stiff drink and decompress. Dad is sick and mom has a big day tomorrow so I anticipate that they’ll go to bed early. Then I’m sparking a fat bowl and in the privacy I should recover fairly quickly.
A First World Problem day, to be sure, but it’s gonna feel good to back into a normal headspace.
This is a constant struggle. Especially the voice thing. Feels like I’m getting reedy and quieter. (Except for meeting up with deadhead and Hobbit and his wife a few weeks ago. That was comfortable.)
I was asked last night by an instructor to help present material we’ve developed during the program for the dog and pony show the dean puts on for area employers. This was out of nowhere and ratcheted up my stress, but weirdly, I’ll have an easier time giving the presentation than I did discussing it with the guy.
Something that helps sometimes: Fisherman’s Friend lozenges. I had it recommended by a singer for throat warmup.