Ever since reading a mystery novel in which the victim lives on a narrow boat, I’ve wanted to tour the English countryside in one. This year, I convinced an old college friend to join me and off we went.
The canals of England date mostly to the 18th century. They were originally used to transport goods like coal and salt. Today they are part of Britain’s inland waterways and used mostly for pleasure. Narrow boats are designed for the canals. They are typically just seven feet wide and range from 48 to 70 feet long.
We rented a boat from Anderton Marina in Cheshire through my time share.
When we checked in at Anderton, they gave us a booklet with routes and points of interest along the way, as well as some brief instructions on how to run the boat. An octogenarian with dry wit named Archie showed us the most important valve on the boat (the propane valve), the most important rope (the center rope) and the daily maintenance we would need to do. Every day, we needed to grease the propeller shaft and make sure the propeller wasn’t fouled (and clean it if it was) and top off the water tanks.
He took us out on the canal to make sure we could steer. He was very nonchalant about two clueless middle aged American women taking a boat for a week and that was actually reassuring. When handing us the life jackets, he said, “We have to give you these, but if you fall in, stand up and walk to the side.” The canals are only about three or four feet deep. I wouldn’t want to fall in though, because ick. When we asked about what knots we should use to tie up at night, he said, “Whatever you can untie in the morning.” After about 15-20 minutes of steering instruction, he pointed us north, gave us a pub recommendation, and sent us on our way.
Our rental was one of the small ones, just 48′ long, and sleeps four – two in the bedroom and two on the pullout couch. It was quite cozy.
The kitchen had a little refrigerator, stove and even a microwave. It did not have a coffee pot or toaster.
It did have egg cups.
When you drive the boat, you stand at the rear and steer using a rudder. This means if you want the front to go left, you push right and vice versa, much like a sailboat. But, the sailboats I’ve been on are small and respond quickly. This…doesn’t. The boat is long and slow. Here’s what it looks like while you are driving.
Narrow boats go slowly. The speed limit on the canals is 4 mph, but you are not supposed to create a wake as it could damage the canals. In addition, you are supposed to drop to idle speed when passing moored boats. As a result, people walking their dogs, or pushing strollers along the tow path, routinely passed us. This lets you look around and enjoy the scenery.
We saw lots of ducks, swans and herons.
There were daffodils everywhere.
The point of a canal vacation is to cruise along, then tie up near a point of interest and walk in to see what there is to see, or visit a pub. Along the route we took, there really wasn’t that much to see. In a way, that was the point for me. I wanted to see the English countryside and this was it. Little towns with a pub or two.
We did stop near Massey Hall which is a country house with tours, a gorgeous garden, and a deer park.
We stopped at the Keckwick Science and Innovation Center in order to walk up to Daresbury – the home of Lewis Carroll. The Science and Innovation Center was nerd central. It had a building named “Electron Hall” and a Van De Graaf accelerator. The accelerator looked like an air traffic control tower. When we first saw it, we thought we were approaching an airport.
The booklet claimed there was a Lewis Carroll Center in Daresbury.
That turned out to be a corner of a church shop. But, the village was cute with a Tudor style pub, a Mad Hatter Cottage and a Dormouse Tea Shop.
We were definitely in horse country. Walking to Daresbury, there were horse crossings. One button at walking height and one well above my head.
In the town of Sale, we came across the worst named restaurant ever.
We later found out it’s a chain. Tells you all you need to know about British cuisine.
Along our route, we needed to go through tunnels. Because the tunnels are too narrow for boats to pass, the longer ones restrict entry to specific times. For example, the third tunnel we did restricts northbound entry to 10 minutes starting at the top of the hour. The tunnels are not straight and we were not good at steering.
Good thing I got that damage waiver.
Locks are another feature of the canals. Our route had only one, right before the third tunnel that only allowed entry for ten minutes. We ran into a traffic jam. After we cleared the lock, we had to wait to enter the tunnel. Someone else was coming through the lock behind us.
While we waited, five boats came out of the tunnel.
Since the boat behind us was still in the lock, there was nowhere for them to go. It was a little hairy for a while, but we managed without running into any other boats.
I had wanted to go during the summer, but now I’m really glad that we went in March, despite the cold.
On Saturday and Sunday there was a lot more traffic on the canal, which was a little stressful, especially when there were boats moored on both sides.
I suspect the canals stink in the summer and it would be much harder to find a mooring. As you can see in the photo, even on a weeknight in March, there a lot of boats tied up in the desirable places. Out of the week we had the boat, we were only able to tie up at mooring rings twice. The rest of the time we used the mooring pins. I also think routes with more locks would see long waits or traffic jams like the one we encountered. That wouldn’t be much fun.
This was a truly relaxing vacation. I got to see parts of England I wouldn’t have otherwise and from a different perspective. There was no Internet, no TV, and I ignored my phone. Instead, I got to read and draw in the evenings, as well as catch up with my friend. If I lived in England, I’d do it again.
Neat stuff. Never did that when I was there, just drove over them.
Did I hear that incorrectly in the video or did you get hit on by a recent ex-con?
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“needed to grease the propeller shaft”
Euphemism!
Also, good pic heavy article. ? ?
True story, when I was about 22 I was crewing on a sailboat in the Caribbean. We were in a remote cove one day and there was a bikini photo shoot going on, supermodel stuff. As I and another crew member started swimming for the shore for a closer look, the packing around the propeller shaft started to leak and we got called back.
Moral of the story, always grease and properly tighten the packing around your shaft or you may miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
I always like to the check the stuffing box too!
Fantastic. Is it heated? Could you see doing this even earlier in the year?
It has heat (radiators) that are heated by the propane and the circulation pumps are powered by the batteries (charged by the engine). If you ran too much other stuff, the pumps shut down and the lights get dim, so cold in the morning. The battery for starting the engine is separate, so that wasn’t a worry.
They do maintenance on the canals in the winter so various locks may be shut down. That would limit options.
THAT WAS AWESOME, good job with the boat, better job with the story, thanks!
He took us out on the canal to make sure we could steer. He was very nonchalant about two clueless middle aged American women taking a boat for a week and that was actually reassuring. When handing us the life jackets, he said, “We have to give you these, but if you fall in, stand up and walk to the side.” The canals are only about three or four feet deep. I wouldn’t want to fall in though, because ick. When we asked about what knots we should use to tie up at night, he said, “Whatever you can untie in the morning.” After about 15-20 minutes of steering instruction, he pointed us north, gave us a pub recommendation, and sent us on our way.
I like this guy.
This was a truly relaxing vacation. I got to see parts of England I wouldn’t have otherwise and from a different perspective. There was no Internet, no TV, and I ignored my phone. Instead, I got to read and draw in the evenings, as well as catch up with my friend.
This sounds like a hell of a good vacation.
We later met a guy who couldn’t take how we were trying up. He came over to show us how to do it right.
You got mansplained.
You should write an article about it and send it to the NYT.
Only if she wants to be plagued by POC harridans lighting her up for complaining about white women problems.
Go on…
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I expected Creosote to pick up on that.
Very interesting, Tulip. I was unaware that there was such a thing as these inland canals. Too much civilization for me though. My boat trips are at the end of a fly in in Canada where we can catch some fish. Good that you are now a master sea person and got to enjoy that adventure.
I saw a YouTube video of some American that had retired and now he putts around from place to place on the British canal system for his retirement and lives full time in one of the boats. Seems like it’d be an easygoing way to live once you left the working world.
Sounds like a fun time Tulip. Did you sample a good local beers? How were the mattresses? I have never encountered a comfortable mattress in the UK, except for the Heathrow Hilton.
Yep, one pub we visited brewed their own and we also tried some from a brewery named Dunham-Massey that was near the country house we visited.
Wiki says powered by diesel. I’m guessing one or two cylinder. How many times did you have to fuel up?
Looks like fun!
We didn’t need to fuel up at all. Had to pay a deposit on the fuel and we got 2/3 of that back.
Glad you got to enjoy the remnants of Jolly Old England before it disappears under the rising waters.
*chuckle*
Really enjoyed this. Thanks
Curious if there were any safety concerns, I mean sleeping more-or-less “rough” in England??
My question, too. Guess you can rely on a butter knife to protect you.
Careful of the Bristol pusher.
We generally tied up near other boats. I wasn’t nervous. My friend routinely carries, both a gun and boot knives and she made sure everything was locked up. Her purse has a custom holster built into it. The Frankfurt airport security were very interested in that and for a while we thought we were going to miss our flight home.
She felt a little naked without her gun and knives.
Please do your next piece on Boot Knives Girl.
Has to be better than The Knifeketeer.
She’s married and he husband is 1) former United Artists body guard and 2) part of Iron Order and 3) former special forces.
This is getting better and better.
Yeah, now I want a story on the hubby.
Straffin, what is the center text in your avatar? I read Fahrenheit 451 and the other two fell in place, but I can’t read the connection.
D’oh. I didn’t think to open it by itself.
I’m assuming she wasn’t carrying in England…?
Love it.
Well, a story about a person getting murdered on one was her impetus, so…
Honestly, I don’t know how to take that.
What?! Doesn’t everyone find their vacation spots that way?
*starts researching trips on Orient Express*
I would love to do that or the TransSiberian
I had a ton of fun on a trip from Chicago to NYC once. The beers helped. And it was overnight so I didn’t have to look outside.
I’d love to take the Empire Builder from Chicago to Seattle and back.
I did it from Chicago to SF and back (with one year in between). Perhaps not surprisingly, the mountain stuff was the most interesting.
The Empire Builder is a excellent route but the most spectacular is the Zephyr.
I grew up watching the Empire Builder speed though my hometown, so I’m a bit biased.
I had to look it up, but yeah the one I took is called “California Zephyr”.
As a kid, I took the Coast Starlight from Portland, Oregon to Martinez, California a couple of times. Nothing to write home about.
So, you can sleep at any mooring spot? Is there “parking” time limits at any of the more popular spots? How much did a week rental cost?
This looks so fun! Thanks for a great mini-travelogue and I gotta say I am very jealous. This just got added to my bucket list!
There are 48 hour limits on the Bridgewater and you have to have three days between tie ups. I did this through my timeshare, so I’m not sure what it would cost otherwise. I think the larger boats would cost more, but we did see 99 pound day rentals.
Is it only me? None of the pictures came thru.
Works for me
Think you may need to trim your beard.
And now they work.
That looks neat. I had no idea that existed. Also, thanks for taking the time to add all the pics and videos.
Bruh, do you even Peep Show?
Oh, you don’t? Carry on, then.
I wonder if this culture exists on the Erie Canal (which ran through my hometown). I do know it’s maintained for recreation but that’s about all I remember.
Yes. When on family visits in either Rochester or Albany, we would take the kids down to the locks to watch the small boats going through during the summer. People live aboard from May to October. Looked fabulous!
Cool. I used to bike-ride the paths along the canal all the time (in Rochester). Don’t remember seeing any boats.
“NBC News “Reporter” @BrandyZadrozny and Becca Lewis of Data & Society take a page out of “Mean Girls” and give it a modern twist. By that I mean slandering @BrittPettibone and calling her an “influencer racist” for DARING to fight on behalf of her fiancee @Martin_Sellner”
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/1122977790532444168
“You literally just slandered me as a “violent racist” and compared me to the KKK, and now that you’re rightfully receiving backlash for your defamation, you’re playing the victim card. Cry harder, Becca.”
https://twitter.com/BrittPettibone/status/1123017502278074368
“Local Idaho GOP urges US to let in Austrian neo-Nazi leader who was in contact with the mass killer in the New Zealand mosque attacks. Why let him in? The neo-Nazi’s girlfriend, a far-right YouTube pundit, wants to marry him there. https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2019/apr/27/kootenai-county-gop-urges-feds-to-let-austrian-nat/ … h/t @BrandyZadrozny”
https://twitter.com/dabeard/status/1122960564672765952
Christ, what an asshole.
That website is borked. Prolly some ad related nonsense. I guess the content wasn’t that important anyway.
This link?
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2019/apr/27/kootenai-county-gop-urges-feds-to-let-austrian-nat/
works fine for me.
Goes blank after 10 seconds or so.
That’s odd. Even the video plays fine for me. Maybe you have something blocked?
I have a lot of things blocked. If some website wants to shove its crap up my ass against my wishes, I’m perfectly okay going somewhere else.
I’m using adblocker, so I’m not sure what that other crap would be. Some of the blocking lists used by some software can be overly aggressive.
How do you spend all this time on Twitter and not go postal?
Speaking of–I notice so many twatter postings here that inevitably come from people who have ‘he/him’ or ‘she/her’ in their little bio blurb thing.
To that, I would simply add, ‘up/yours’
Yeah, how do you do that?
Twitter.
Austrian neo-Nazi leader
You know, I’m arriving at the point where I can’t hear this sort of reference without asking myself, “Does the author mean neo-Nazi or ‘neo-Nazi’?”
Just another example of the leftards getting their asses handed to them on the intertoobz. You’re slipping, Google, Facebook, and Twitter. You’d best be getting busy banning this little girl before she makes more of your brethren look stupid.
How friggin’ cool is that?!? I’ve always wanted to do a canal cruise in France, but that’s a very different venture. I love the diy quality of the British trip. Did you eat well? I mean, for Britain?
Meh. We did pub food, and made our own breakfast. But, Slug and Lettuce. ‘Nuff said.
I once ate at a restaurant in Nottingham named “The Skinny Sumo”. What is it with British restaurant names?
That’s why I want to do the canal trip in France…
“So the @nytimes removed the original anti-Semitic cartoon and replaced it with a different (anti-semitic) cartoon two days later.”
https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/1122861990169411585
A great article. I’m intrigued by the trip. How many days did you spend doing this? What’s the difference between the mooring rings and pins? Does it have anything to do with the ease of getting off the boat?
Mooring rings are built in – iron rings set in concrete along the two path. Mooring line are like big tent stakes you have to pound into the ground.
Mooring pins not lines
As long as it’s not concrete, driving pins is simple enough, as for steering, good for you, it looks tight in those canals..
Oh, and Friday to Friday.
Thank you. An awesome vacation.
“NEW: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been trying to recruit young men to falsely claim they were sexually assaulted by Pete Buttigieg. One recorded their convo and gave us the audio. Another says allegations published today in his name are bullshit
Wohl also appears to have set up a company, Potomac Intelligence, to use in the scheme, complete with fake LinkedIn pages. Minutes after I called him and Burkman, the website was taken down, the LI pages deleted, and both its phone numbers disconnected”
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1123013699994836992
“SCOOP: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are behind the sexual assault allegations against Pete Buttigieg. And we got screenshots of Wohl buying the real Hunter Kelly’s plane tickets – who now denies the story.”
https://twitter.com/ZachStafford/status/1123031531134472192
“Far-right activists Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman helped coordinate a fake campaign against Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg through a Medium post on Monday that accused the mayor of sexual assault.
The two men used fake social media accounts for a 19-year-old Ferris State University student named Hunter Kelly on Monday without his knowledge or consent to publish a vague post accusing the presidential hopeful of assault this past February.
Kelly, who spoke to The Advocate on Monday evening, denied these allegations and said that Wohl and Burkman not only used his identity to create the false story and accounts, but also flew him to Washington D.C the night before.
However, while he is currently in Washington D.C. to meet with them and even spent the night at Burkman’s home, he says he did not agree to this tactic.”
https://www.advocate.com/news/2019/4/29/far-right-activist-created-fake-sexual-assault-story-involving-pete
His name disqualifies him, No One will vote for a Butt gay, even the Gays….
You have about as much chance being elected president with a name like Buttplug as you do being elected president with a name like Lickenpooper. IOW, zero.
What about Lickenbutt?
He hasn’t declared yet, but I’m sure it’s any day now.
Don’t forget me!
/Eric Swallowswell
I can’t even with this stuff any more. He said, he said, far-right Hitlers, fuck – enough already. I want out.
Jacob fucking Wohl again? For crying out loud…..
Amateurs. At least when the FBI did it in the Kavanaugh case, the “victim” presented herself in front of Congress.
Very cool article. I’ve been toying with the idea of going over to the U.K. to take the RYA day skipper course in the Solent. But, for a more leisurely vacation, this looks awesome.
That would be cool. I’ve only sailed little flying Scots and lasers.
Lazers! much fun!
I learned how to sail as a kid on an alpine lake in a 10′ catboat with a drop board keel. I miss those days of no baggage and the joy of just cruising around the lake.
Here’s a refreshingly upfront bit of unabashed totalitarianism – a woman who fervently desires to outlaw private schools entirely.
As Moe Wanachuk said, “That cunt is no good”
“It’s complicated for me. I’m not married to my boyfriend, but we have been dating and together for more than five years and we live together in a a renovated brownstone that’s all ours. Are we the richest people in New York City? No, because we don’t work in finance. But we are extremely lucky and extremely well off. So I would say that we’re on the low end of upper class.”
So of course you know what’s best for the poor.
“I’ve had this discussion with my boyfriend. He knows how I feel because his son goes to a $50,000-a-year high school. I was talking to him about how I felt, and he said, ‘You had a very unique public school experience.’ We had no less than 87 flags of different countries flying in our foyer because it represented our student body. It was minority white, majority black. We had an amazing curriculum. We had a planetarium, and I took oceanography. We offered German, Spanish, Russian, French, Latin.
Who were you and what were your politics if you decided not to send your child there? The kids who went to private school tended to be what would colloquially be termed frat boys. That was the sort of cultural identity that I put on those kinds of kids. They had boats and lake houses and third homes.”
OFFS
It’s so nice to signal. It doesn’t cost nuthin and we’ll never sacrifice anything for it. But it feelz so good claiming the noral high ground.
“And if that needs to be done through affirmative action, I think it needs to be done through affirmative action. And I think that there is something to be said for being inclusive of all races. I think it benefits even these tiger kids who get into Stuyvesant — their lives are going to be better to have a diverse population around them, to have more white kids, more black kids, more Latinos.”
Stuyvesant is free, and admittance is entirely colorblind and based on merit, so no, their lives are not going to be better by dumbing down the curriculum, you racist asshole.
Not for much longer. Deblasio is changing that.
If there is an argument against smacking that guy in balls with a tire iron, I haven’t heard it.
Deblasio brought in a racist identity-politics schools chancellor whose mission is to destroy the merit-based schools because they’re too Asian and white. Also, charter schools which seem to be making progress on getting kids to learn who otherwise wouldn’t be interested.
So replace the tire iron with a sledge hammer?
Stunning and brave.
The Old Site had a video feature about the popularity of Success Academy (private, for-profit schools) in some poor NYC neighborhoods. They had so many parents – mostly black and Hispanic – trying to get their kids in there that they had to implement a lottery system to decide who gets in. There was a huge crowd of parents gathered to learn the results, and for those parents whose children got picked, it was almost like winning the actual lottery. Others were crying because their kids had to stay in the shitty public schools for at least another year.
I’d like to see that Lefty brat stand face to face with those parents and explain to them why their kids should be forced to stay in these abysmal government schools with a 60% graduation rate and daily gang violence.
“I’d like to see that Lefty brat stand face to face with those parents”
That’s not going to happen. The cowards are not standing face to face with any real people. Instead they’ll create a strawman to attack. Sort of like the NRA thing.
It’s just the “school busing” wars from the 70’s rehashed & reworded with trendy “diversity” lingo.
Fabulous article!
Millionaires: Inequality isn’t just morally wrong; it’s unsustainable
“For decades, nearly every cent of economic growth in the United States has gone straight into the pockets of the wealthiest Americans.”
Being rich is immoral, but taking money from people with the threat of violence isn’t
Being rich is OK, as long as we get to decide who’s rich.
That must be why poor people carry these amazing thin smartphones that billionaires like Buffett only dreamed of back in the brick sized mobile phone days three decades ago.
It doesn’t matter how much richer lower income people are today than the richest on earth a few centuries ago. All that matters is equality. IOW, we’d all be better off living in wretched squalor than for you to have one dime more than I do. /lefttard
It’s stupid.
Tom Woods made the argument that the lifestyles of rich and poor are actually getting similar. He points out that in the olden days, rich people rode in carriages for transportation; poor people walked. Nowadays, everyone rides in cars. Some cars may be fancier than others, but ultimately they function exactly the same. And as you said, everyone carries a smartphone now, and the smartphone that Bill Gates carries is not substantially different than the one carried by some McDonalds worker.
I really hate this “inequality” scaremongering, not the least because it legitimizes and encourages jealousy as a political force. Not good.
“I really hate this “inequality” scaremongering, not the least because it legitimizes and encourages jealousy as a political force. Not good.”
Yeah, but how do you expect us to be able to get socialism? Which is really great and what we need, because it’s always worked before. Have you ever been to Sweden? Do you know how great it is there compared to the backwards USA? No, neither have I, but I heard about it on the TV.
Like this one-percenter?
A couple of thoughts:
1. Each of the authors is completely free to give away his or her money as they see fit. If they aren’t familiar, here’s the address for them to send their checks:
Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Funds Management Branch
P.O. Box 1328
Parkersburg, WV 26106-1328
2. I noticed that each of the authors was in financial planning or asset management. Ask yourself what industry stands to benefit if the burden and complexity of the tax code is increased.
Further scenes from Tulip’s vacation.
Kidding aside, looks like a lot of fun. Might consider it one day.
Heh good show.
/It’s Boo-kay!
That’s terrific, and almost sounded affordable. I’d probably spend more on the pubs than on the boat rental.
My last time in England, I took a trip on a tandem bike. Don’t ask.
Next time I go to England I want to do a walking tour.
I’ll be happy to carry your bags.
Well you happily carried my bag, so…
I’ve heard Hadrian’s Wall is very cool.
Absolutely wonderful. I’m so envious.
Thank you for allowing me to live vicariously!
Envy, oh yeah
“This sushi spot analyzes your pee to make 3D printed sushi personalized for you.”
https://twitter.com/Thrillist/status/1120434601241919490
que?
Wut?
an excellent piece of music, Fuck Yoyo Ma with a crowbar…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGQLXRTl3Z0
Regarding Sailing, my son and I won quite a few drag races with my Prindle 16, me at 140 lb and him at 120 lb, we took some risks and had a blast,
/old retired sailor
Far-Right Smear Merchants Try to Slime Pete Buttigieg with Bogus Sex Assault Claim
Wohl is a scum bag. Why didn’t he do this to Kavanaugh?
I’m not convinced this isn’t some sort of Dem op. It seems too engineered.
It sounds fishy. “I woke up at 11am and spent my whole day saying I did not want this to happen,” Kelly said. “My sister and her armed husband came and got me.”
Armed? Why is that pertinent?
He flew out to meet them, woke up to find a Tweeter account in his name, and didn’t know nothin’.
Come on.
None of it makes any sense.
I only read the first few paragraphs and it sounded more like what Buttgag dreams his evil foils would do, than something that would happen to the 15th roster spot Dem candidate.
Someone buys you a plane ticket and you don’t know why. Problem with these hoaxes (if this is another one) is that no one suffers any real consequences when they get busted. Smollification is the new Nullification.
In it, Wohl appears to refer to Buttigieg as a “terminal threat” to President Donald Trump’s reelection next year.
Yeah, part of me wonders if this wasn’t some sort of “meta-hoax” from the Buttigieg campaign. A fake hoax quickly uncovered as fake really only helps him. It directly casts him as the key threat to the Trump administration. And it plays on the narrative of the poor, victimized, gay man that all the mean Republicans want to make out to be a sexual deviant.
I would need to know what age your middle age is to know if this is a euphemism I can grock.
Tulip threw that line in just for us. It’s what good writers do.
Oh, so you think I’m not a good writer?!
This is why you don’t have any friends. 😉
*hangs head because he knows it’s true*
Yeah, but you have acquaintances… This is the best any glib can hope for.
Now, go back to drinking.
As an ajoinder, I want to make my [REDACTED] BBQ for my birthday, which feeds about 15 people and I don’t have anyone that is available who wants to come and celebrate with me. Sad Trombone.
But, you do have people who want to come, but aren’t available? ‘Cause I would see that as a step in a positive direction.
Also, MYSTERY MEAT!!!
No and yes, does that answer your questions?
Well, I didn’t have a question, per se, but….yes.
Lesbian canal sex sounds right up HM’s alley.
The phrasing machine just blew up on that one, Chafed.
This was some riparian entertainment.
Huh, even the late night threads add thesaurus words.
ri·par·i·an
/rəˈperēən,rīˈperēən/
adjective
LAW
relating to or situated on the banks of a river.
“all the riparian states must sign an agreement”
ECOLOGY
relating to wetlands adjacent to rivers and streams.
https://youtu.be/rRWbiiC6aP0
Police to begin checking students for knives at some London schools after increase in stabbings
“Dammit, people–we have to get stabbing levels back down to acceptable levels!!
The stabbings will subside when the spooning takes over.
Anthony Burgess is looking more prescient by the day.
Wait a minute–this is all just regular violence! Where is all the ultraviolence we were promised??
Oh, yeah…the United States of Gunmerica, amirite!?
Stabbings are so much more refined than shootings.
Blades just have that panache’ that you don’t quite get with assault weapons….
The assault rifle ban saved us, until Bushpig (wow, been a long time since that) threw us back into violence! (that for some reason stopped when Obama was in office, but escalated the moment Trumputin entered the race.)
*Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam* I can hear it as I’m taking a shower. *Bam, Bam, Bam* WTF? *Bam, Bam* “Who is it?” I ask as I wrap a towel around me. “Watashi deeeesu.” Kid’s friend. Comes over unannounced to play Wii. Felt like a pervert having a conversation with a 10 year old girl as I’m half naked.
Felt like? Have you been lying to us this whole time?
You guys can’t keep your characters straight. OMWC = Pervert. Q = Lecherous. I’m just a run of the mill drunk.
Says the guy who made me photoshop cum on a ficus…
I can see at least two things you are doing wrong. ..strong>IF you wanna be an actual pervert.
Excellent formatting there…
/schmuck
The kid’s mom is a total MIRF. Play the long game and treat the kid well.
If that doesn’t apply to your own kids mom you just gave us excellent blackmail material.
Mother I’d ruv to fuck?
Trying to get it mainstream.
That’s beautiful.
About to fly home from San Diego and our plane has a fault, so they turned it off and then on again. I’m tempted to ask them if they checked the thermostat.
On a flight from Minneapolis they couldn’t get the thing started. They towed us around the tarmac and announced that maybe if they get some air flowing through the engines it would start. Did. Not. Instill. Confidence.
Former aircraft maintenance officer says WTF??
They never got it started so they took us all of the plane and brought in another plane. Hot AF because it was summer and no air conditioning because the engine wasn’t running. Hour and a half of hell. We boarded the next plane and they announced that they broke the handle to the baggage compartment. Pulled us all off that one. Finally left about 5 hours later than scheduled. Arrived in Tokyo at 2 am. No trains. No buses and Narita is in the middle of nowhere. They only put people who missed connecting flights up in the airport hotels. “We got you to your destination. You’re on your own.” Fuck Continental.
Wonderful
Is it running Windows Vista?
Surprise! That didn’t fix it. The pooper water tank guage isn’t working. Now they are trying refilling it. I wonder if that is in the tech manual.
Are you on an airplane or a 1980s motorhome?
can’t find a clip for John Candy coming out of the bathroom in Space Balls…
If you do find it, and we have a party, can we call itNever mind.
I blame Napoleon Dynamite.
I’m an expert in readology, and I call this all bogus.
Aparently a flying motor home running on Windows
https://archive.li/kFJ24/30f0b2b78e41d67afa12c0f28bace7eedbd7a78a.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/8ihIn/df1679cfa8fe54e5943e03d8a77daae53aed3e5e.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/s9vWf/6c8b438f30296836faa759d606d744fa965b1875
NSFW.
The clear and obvious winner.
Graveyard Glibs = Cesspool I want to swim in.
We’re more refined that OMWC, and with cheaper booze.
So….Newark?
Welcome. You’ll need a shower later.
I’m surprised he stuck around this long.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rod-rosenstein-resigning-from-justice-department-post
Holy hell, I thought you were in a cum coma by now,but you’re actually thinking? This is possibly the greatest discovery of all of mankind!
Don’t you mean a Qum Qoma?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qom
That mosque looks like an Apple Store.
Ok, one last link, then I’m off to bed.
Thinking may be giving me too much credit.
But, truth doesn’t matter, lefties saw the fact Rosenstein hung around after the Mueller Report (a whole fucking week!) that he was compromised by the Russians. Righties don’t know why he was there this long. All that matters is he got home safe to his pension at the end of the day.
So,…I’ve had ringing in my left ear for about a week. I went to the doctor and it seems I’ve develop tinnitus, probably do to hypertension(I can be high-strung).
No real cure for it but it might go away, or it might not. For now, it’s really fucking annoying.
My ears have been ringing for as long as I remember. Silence has always been painful for me. At this point I don’t really know how the world would be without it. Definitely made worse by my youth attending Ozzfest though.
I feel ya. Between the concerts, raves, and God knows how many undiagnosed concussions I’ve suffered due to boxing and street fights from my youth I suppose this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Still not happy about though.
Yeah, the way CTE is reported now you’d think anyone who ever got a concussion is liable to SNAP! any moment. I’ve had one diagnosed concussion and at least a dozen others. But, to go back to the ear ringing, one of my meds if I miss a dose causes confusion mixed with the worst ear ringing I’ve ever experienced, yet those aren’t in the noted side effects.
Because you probably can’t hear it….
That’s… weird.
Just between us–isn’t it kinda something you’d expect HM to unleash on us? Just a bit?
Yes if he found a version that includes tentacles.
Yes, probably. Although, he can surprise us with more down-to-earth qualities.
http://imgur.com/gallery/9jybhsF
Teaching proper gun safety is difficult.
When you said girls and guns this isn’t what I had in mind.
P. S. She is really cute.
Girls With Guns
Can’t believe this has never been linked here before now.
Has it ever been linked here?
That was even more disappointing than Lach’s post. Haven’t you learned anything from Q?
It’s like I don’t even know you, sometimes.
I like her. Shes a good baby.
Apparently it is possible to have sympathy for a corporate social media drone.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/04/29/squad-goals-eleanor-and-her-posse-are-going-to-burn-every-chase-bank-to-the-ground/
You mean… The savings of a ton of ordinary working people??
Are these idiots under the impression that a “bank” is just a vault of gold coins with a rich guy swimming in it?
(((I’m))) as surprised as anyone the next NRA president is a rabbi.
https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/04/29/rabbi-border-patrol-agent-armed/
No shit Sherlock.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/larry-kudlow-trump-wont-pay-down-any-of-the-national-debt
Invest in something that ain’t U.S. dollars my friend.
They wont br worth the paper they are printed on by the time I’m dead.
I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure that the last time a principal payment was made it was FY 1836 under President Jackson; FedGov tends to just cover interest and servicing on a regular basis. Hell, the last time FedGov operated under an actual balanced budget (income = or > than expenditures) was FY 1957 under President Eisenhower. This calls for a hearty – “FUCK YOU, CUT SPENDING!”
Super late to the party, but thanks for this Tulip! Looks like it was a really fun experience!!
Muh canals!
Canals speak directly to property rights: under some authority someone had it dug. Via their authority, you can use the canal per license; all the responsibilities and liabilities are perfectly clear.
I’m pretty sure in the UK the land owners have extensive rights over water (rivers) that abut or traverse their land. In my adopted TN, any “navigable river” is a public way; further, there is a right-of-way defined (25 feet?) on either side for draft animals: towing barges upriver by oxen was typical; those easements were my childhood highways to happy hunting grounds in the rich bottoms of the Obion.