DOOM! But now we know when.

Here is a handy link.

You should save this link so that if anyone tells you we only have 12 years left to solve the climate change problem, you can point them to the correct amount of time left.

 

 

Comments

370 responses to “DOOM! But now we know when.”

  1. robc

    In another year of so, if someone says 12 years again, I want them to explain which of Trump’s policies extended the date out.

    1. Spudalicious

      Hey! You can’t be first on your own post! I claim 1st! ME!!!

      1. robc

        Thats not a rule!

        1. Arab Joe from Korea

          only for the Links

      2. Sean

        ??

        1. Spudalicious

          I hate all of you.

          1. Sean

            *hugs Spud*

            *immediately goes for antibiotic shots*

  2. Spudalicious

    I expect the asteroid we’re hoping for any day now.

    1. Sean

      I’d rather have a zombie apocalypse. I’ve got a ton of ammo…

      1. dontreadonme

        Me too. Kinda worried it’s going to go bad if it sits there much longer. I guess I should just order some fresh stuff. Need to build an addition tho and my wife will think its for her shoes. Life is hardz.

        1. Sean

          Spam cans ftw. Gotta love that com bloc stuff.

          1. DEG

            It’s corrosive though.

            GP-11 is my favorite military surplus ammo.

          2. DEG

            Huh. I didn’t know they were making new ammo in spam cans.

        2. Tejicano

          Modern ammo doesn’t go bad – not in any meaningful timeframe.

          I have fired 60 year-old ammo in a rifle that was 50 years-old. No significant problems.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            I fired 30+ yr old tracer ammo in the military, and the tracers were starting to go bad, but the ammo perfectly fine.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            By going bad, mean they wouldn’t start range fires?

  3. robc

    In case anyone is wondering, Oct 7, 2018 was the date the “12 year” report was released.

    1. one true athena

      I like that it’s “Chicago Time”. Gotta make sure we know the DOOM in the right timezone!

      1. dontreadonme

        And the right city…..does it say what corner we should go to for the final toast?

      2. blackjack

        That means the zombies will come in red hats and drape nooses around our necks. All off camera, of course.

        1. BakedPenguin

          I’d always thought that song was about a somewhat bad acid trip. Turns out it was apparently just a song about them trying to write a song and staying up all night to do so.

          Still, best thing they ever did. Also, Terry Kath was a good guitarist.

    2. OneOut

      It was just a joke.

      You Republicans just don’t get dark humor.

      /AOC really said this

      1. Tejicano

        AOC cannot become “no longer relevant” soon enough. And I would bet that time will be here in a few months.

        1. Spudalicious

          I would say that it’s already happened.

  4. Hyperion

    Oh, for the love of crikey. I’ve been hearing we are right at midnight on that doomsday clock since I was born. First it was jeebus coming back. Then it was a nuclear Armageddon with Russia (OK, that was was at least a real possibility), and since then it’s been any manor of absurd bullshit, global warming leading the way. Fuck it, none of this apocalypse is going to kill me before old age or a traffic accident. Who did that song ‘Killed by Death’? Yeah, they were the real prophets.

    1. Arab Joe from Korea

      TWO, MINUTES, TO MIDNIGHT,
      the hands that threaten dooom,

        1. Raven Nation

          Yep, those Aussie bands loved some apocalyptic ideas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_E2Q8wgUz8

          1. Rhywun

            Debbie Downer jeez dude

          2. Raven Nation

            Fine, have some upbeat Redgum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGOiWVP-0OE

          3. Raven Nation

            Here’s one on how to rip off corporations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYjY9RRIJQ

          4. Raven Nation

            Well, shit, that’ll teach me to go down memory lane: http://www.noise11.com/news/r-i-p-hugh-mcdonald-of-redgum-1954-2016-20161119

        2. dontreadonme

          Their politics sucked for the most part, but I loved their music.

          1. Rhywun

            I have all their albums up to the 8th one (and both EPs). Huge fan back in the day.

          2. hoof_in_mouth

            I’ve gone my whole life without ever encountering other midnight oil fans! What are the odds? I had those ep’s on cassette

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          I prefer the movie version.

          /quality to match

      1. Gustave Lytton

        When, the clock ticks over

        https://youtu.be/gEeJbXcxy1k

    2. Arab Joe from Korea

      Lemmy Kilminster, RIP

    3. Ayn Random Variation

      You left out over population, global cooling and the ozone layer. It’s amazing we’re alive.

      1. Hyperion

        Yeah, population bomb, filed under ‘absurd bullshit’.

      2. Sean

        Zika,ebola, peak oil, super hiv, flesh eating bacteria…

        1. robc

          shut up, Billy Joel.

          1. I’ve been on an 80’s kick and I’m not ashamed to admit that Billy kicked ass for a time then, Goodnight Saigon, hokey as it is, is a great song ‘The Bridge’ is a great album, and while I’m sabotaging my musical taste rep I’ll say it – Paul Simon’s Graceland is one of the best albums ever.

          2. Spudalicious

            I loved Graceland. Piano Man, Aja and Jim Croce’s greatest hits is what got me interested in music in the early ’70s.

          3. blackjack

            I’m a fan of BJ’s. Say goodbye to hollywood, Only the good die young, Anthony’s song, Honesty, There’s lot’s of good songs. Plus, he married Christie Brinkley AND he was riding Harleys way back in the eighties. Guy is cool.

            Graceland never appealed to me, however.

          4. Not Adahn

            I’m a fan of BJ’s.

            Nah, too easy.

          5. Sean

            Also a fan of BJs.

            Wait, what are we talking about?

          6. Spudalicious

            “I’m a fan of BJ’s.”

            Who, except for a woman who identifies as a man, doesn’t? I would say a man who identifies as a woman is still in our camp on that one.

          7. I’m a fan of BJ’s.

            So, are we just not doing “phrasing” anymore?

          8. Rhywun

            He has a lot of great tunes, no shame there. I don’t own anything by him (except for a long-lost LP of An Innocent Man I won from a radio call-in contest…) but I will hum along when I hear some of the oldies.

          9. Fatty Bolger

            He did kick ass. In the 70’s.

          10. Spudalicious

            ^^^^

          11. Private Chipperbot

            It’s still rock and roll to me.

        2. CPRM

          Net Neutrality did, however, kill us all.

          1. Raphael

            And the Obamacare mandate repeal made sure we double-died.

    4. Hyperion

      Oh, yeah, it’s Lemmy. This is probably the first music video I’ve ever posted here that I won’t get toxic hatred for and have to go to my safe space and color puppies.

      Killed by Death

      1. AlmightyJB

        Can never go wrong with Motorhead:)

      2. DEG

        He has good taste in dancers.

        1. dontreadonme

          There was music?

  5. Fourscore

    ” if anyone tells you we only have 12 years left to solve the climate change problem”

    What do you mean”we” ? Y’all only have….

    1. Hyperion

      So, the one dem presidential candidate, that no one has ever heard of, is saying he has a ‘9 trillion dollar plan’ to solve the problem. OK, sure, here you go, can I get a receipt?

  6. Sean

    Damn, next week is the PA primary elections already.

  7. leon

    ONLY 594 more times to get wasted on the weekend.

    1. Hyperion

      I have no idea how you have folded time like that… I assume you mean ‘this weekend’, since we are obviously doomed and it’s too late, again.

  8. AlmightyJB

    We have 2 minutes.

    https://youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc

    1. Fatty Bolger

      I hope the Russians love their children too.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHylQRVN2Qs

    2. Hyperion

      That’s a great song.

    3. blackjack

      We’re a bunch of MANIACS

    4. blackjack

      Isn’t this Special

    5. blackjack

      Midnight Blue

    1. mikey

      I was not disappointed.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Needed more farmers daughters though:)

    2. robc

      It is possible Hee Haw is the greatest show in the history of American TV.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        And, filled with Canuckis, no less.

        1. Sa – Lute !!

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I’m tempted to say I might be interested in a revival of sorts.

            But, I won’t.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Elon will save us!

  10. Rhywun

    Have some woke overload. I can only assume that the Post makes junk like this their top story just to troll their readership.

    1. AlmightyJB

      And the world is a better place without their snotty brats running around in it.

    2. AlmightyJB

      It’s an epidemic. Something must be done. For the children.

      https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/women-share-personal-stories-of-abortion/2007438067

      1. Rhywun

        Finally, we’re having the long-overdue national conversation about abortion.

        1. AlmightyJB

          All the women can hold hands and sing “We are the World! We killed our children!”

          1. KSuellington

            “We sucked a fetus out, with a tube, and kept on livin…”

      2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        Well, if it saves kills Just. One. Child.

    3. Raphael

      The world breathes collective sighs at their decision-making skills.

  11. Raphael

    And here I thought this was going to be a hype piece for Doom Eternal. Now I’m just upset.

    1. Not Adahn

      I was hoping it was going to be an update from DoomCo, letting us know he;s been too busy banging coeds to check in.

      1. Raphael

        *pours a drink out for DoomCo*

        1. Raven Nation

          And one for Just Sayin’

          1. Raphael

            I hadn’t seen him lately, but didn’t know he’s gone-gone too. Dang, hope he’s doing okay.

  12. DEG

    I like that website.

    I have two links to that website bookmarked for my two retention bonuses. Four weeks, zero days, three hours, and 24 minutes from now until I receive my first retention bonus.

    1. robc

      I was disappointed it didnt have a year option. I know coding for leap days is hard, but still, your site does 1 thing.

      1. slumbrew

        It’s not that hard – regardless of your language, someone has already done the hard work and there’s a date/time package that handles leap years perfectly well.

        1. Rhywun

          This. Hell, they handle leap seconds.

          1. slumbrew

            I almost mentioned that, but leap seconds gets into serious nerdery. Which, upon reflection, would be perfectly appropriate here.

          2. Rhywun

            Love those weirdoes.

          3. Count Potato

            It might be the only song that mentions leap seconds.

          4. A Leap at the Wheel

            ( ب_ب )

    2. LJW

      My bonus comes next Friday. It’s paying for a fence. When did my life become so boring that I’m spending my bonus on home improvement?

      1. AlmightyJB

        I feel your pain.

      2. DEG

        My first retention bonus is going towards home improvements.

        Second one, if I get it, will go towards something fun.

      3. Spudalicious

        Adulting is hard.

      4. blackjack

        My crappy assed union got us zero for bonuses and about 3/4 of the cola for a raise. Hey, it’s a hard year to negotiate, right, what with money being tight all over and the fact that we should be happy to even have jobs. Fucking losers. What pisses me off is that I just transferred out from trash trucks and took a 5 dollar an hour pay cut. The trash truck guys got a 25% bump ( and they deserved it!) I wouldn’t have left had I known.

      5. AlmightyJB

        Uncle Milty and a young Thomas Sowell take it on.

        https://youtu.be/pzsoKZ_-v94

        1. AlmightyJB

          Wrong thread. Lol.

  13. slumbrew

    I was idly looking around today – what are the “steel man” arguments regarding why income inequality is bad?

    Most of the arguments I found just boil down to “it’s not fair!” and/or a bunch of bad things that correlate, but without showing causation.

    This was marginally better, but still weak tea:

    #1 is just “the Jews rich control the media/banks/newspapers” – it implies “the poors” lack agency.
    #2 boils down to “government has too much impact on your life and is prone to being swayed by money”. The solution is to reduce government intrusion in your life, not trying to make the rich poorer.
    #3 is just “it’s not faaaaair!” – it’s not fair I’m under 6 feet tall and I’m not hung like John Holmes, but whaddya gonna do?
    #4 is just labor theory of value – GTFO with that nonsense. The owners assume all the risk, but you think you deserve an equal cut of the profits?

    #2 is the only one that carries any weight, but their solution to that would certainly be wrong.

    Are there good arguments I haven’t seen?

    1. Spudalicious

      Freedom = inequality

      Fairness = tyranny

    2. AlmightyJB

      I “get” some of the arguments about wealth inequality but all “solutions” seem to be way worse than the problem.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Here’s my proposed solution: identify governmental policies that disproportionately reward the top of the distribution* and those that entrench the current distribution** and nuke them from orbit***

        * For example, the current policing practice in this country greatly rewards those at the top of the distribution. An upper income person in a nice suburban neighborhood is going to have a better chance of a productive encounter with a cop than a poor black young man, even if the poor black young man is doing nothing wrong. We should target policy changes in this area aggressively. I would suggest getting rid of QI and making every cop carry malpractice insurance.

        ** For example, we currently tie school quality to home location. The best public schools are available to the best off, giving them a better educational experience and post-secondary chance, entrenching them at the top at a population level. We should target policy changes in this area aggressively. I would suggest 100% backpack funding and tax-credit scholarships.

        *** Its the only way to be sure.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Whatever we can do to make the country more free economically is going to increase opportunies for everyone. We can move forward with that, instead of getting bogged down with how the government helped creat winners and losers in the past. Get the government out of everything.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Whatever we can do to make the country more free economically is going to increase opportunies for everyone.

            Kinda the point. Instead of saying “Income Inequality interacts with big government to make these bad things happen, lets knock everyone down to the bottom run” I”m suggesting we should say “Income Inequality interacts with big government to make these bad things happen, lets stop doing those bad things.”

        2. blackjack

          As long as it’s administered by government, it’ll turn out the same. The only answer is to limit the influence of the state. Having them “even things up” will never work. Hall monitors gonna monitor.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          For example, we currently tie school quality to home location. The best public schools are available to the best off

          Unless you randomly start assigning kids, I don’t think this changes. Given the complete failure of increased funding to meaningfully change outcomes, funding isn’t the problem and won’t be the solution. Those higher quality schools are as much or more like to be so because of involved parents and a culture of importance of schooling.

          1. Akira

            Those higher quality schools are as much or more like to be so because of involved parents and a culture of importance of schooling.

            And that’s why most people will never correctly diagnose the problem with American schools. They’re scared shitless to mention the fact that inner city ghetto culture does not place a very high value on education. Race and culture are two completely distinct concepts, but they’re too tightly linked in the minds of most people.

            I don’t know a perfect solution right off hand, but we’ll never come up with one if we can’t even state the nature of the problem.

          2. Rhywun

            There isn’t one short of a trusted wise man like Bill Cosby to step up and… oh, never mind.

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I would think HM is qualified to speak on the matter, but, isn’t it the case that, if a child refuses to learn*, the teacher/school isn’t going to make that happen?

            *learn specific data in a structured classroom environment.

      2. AlmightyJB

        I think some of the older arguments I have heard have been more about old money, especially when there might be a question about how “honestly” the money was originally made. But you can’t possibly reconcile inequity created long before we were all born. There’s also the “fainess” argument you discuss in terms of luck of the draw. I was born in the Hamptons, you were born in the ghetto. Am I actually worth more as a human being than you? But again, what are you going to do? Punish people for working hard so they can provide a better life for their children? Just be happy you live in the most free country on the planet where you have the opportunity to make a better life, and stop worrying about rich people. You’ll go farther and be happier.

    3. Not Adahn

      slatestarcodex does a good job of steelmanning things, I don’t know if he’s done income inequality.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Get rid of the Fed.

      1. mr simple

        This is the answer and what we should be pushing. The Fed is a banking cartel created to keep the inner circle rich.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Lol.

    5. Urthona

      That Income inequality causes crime and instability. (Allegedly)

      I’ve heard this one a lot.

      1. slumbrew

        That seems like a stretch. You could just as easily say “envy” there. There’s nothing inherent about inequality that would cause crime.

      2. Akira

        I’ve heard that too, along with a claim that extreme income inequality has historically led to violent revolution.

        I’m pretty sure they’re conflating third world totalitarian kleptocracies with the USA right now, which is apples and oranges. Most historical examples are cases where the people are reduced to serfs (if they’re not there already) and their day-to-day survival is uncertain. Sure, those situations will lead to violent revolution.

        But a similar Gini coefficient does not mean that the two countries are in exactly the same situation. Even the lower class in the USA has a level of material comfort that is unpredecented. Starvation is practically nonexistent. Our government definitely commits its share of injustice up to and including extrajudicial killings. But the majority of citizens will go through life fat, happy, and safe.

        1. slumbrew

          Right – the number of Americans who would be considered “poor” by any worldwide standard is quite small. The bottom quartile is reasonably comfortable.

          The greatest threat to the bottom quartile is obesity. That’s hardly the stuff of grinding poverty. They lack private jets, but so do I – and the fact Zuckerberg and Gates have private jets doesn’t impact my life at all.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            I think a really high Gini can be really dangerous depending on the social institutions around it. If those at the top are entrenched and got there on the backs of a slave class, that’s a very different society than one made up of a bunch of poor homesteaders pushing out west and a few get fabulously wealthy because they got good land and managed it well.

            I think the US is turning into the first and away from the second, unfortunantly 🙁

        2. A Leap at the Wheel

          Also, I believe that the US Gini coefficient is the same now as feudal japan (but don’t quote me because I can’t find it.) Even if that’s true, maybe you can spot a difference between the two. I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “We-have-massive-immigration-of-very-very-low-earners-and-Japan-was-a-closed-society-which-is-going-to-greatly-skew-our-Gini-coefficient-bligher.”

        3. Urthona

          I think on some level it may. I do 1st world populist movements around the world right now may have something to do with stagnancy of the 1st world’s lower class (still pretty good in the world overall though).

          But I think it’s overstated.

          Also I think research has shown that they only thing that reliably reduces income equality are war, famine, or depression. Reducing income inequality pretty much only happens for negative reasons.

    6. Rhywun

      The fact that the solutions are out there to stop keeping “the poor” poor – and the left knows what they are but refuses to apply them – tells you all you need to know.

    7. Akira

      The whole “income inequality” canard is based around a communistic belief that nobody has a right to have more wealth than another person, regardless of the different roles that people play in creating wealth.

      Everything else they come up with is just fake logic designed to justify this baseless belief.

      1. BakedPenguin

        The late 60’s rock band Ten Years After wrote a song called “I’d Like To Change The World.” I’m going to quote the most relevant line here:

        “Tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are no rich no more.” Note – not “until there are no poor no more, which you’d think would be the goal.

        Admittedly, I’ll still listen to it on occasion – because Alvin Lee’s solo shreds – but when that lyric first hit me, it really pissed me off. Do you want to raise people up, or just tear others down?

        1. AlmightyJB

          Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs! Am I not free to gambol? Lol.

          1. This is why the only music you should look to for political advice is Dr. Hook.

          2. BakedPenguin

            I don’t know, JJ Cale made at least one good argument.

            Oh, wait… you said political advice. Nevermind.

          3. Spudalicious

            “Freaker’s Ball” is a deep, political treatise.

          4. blackjack

            Whatever you do, don’t miss the message

        2. invisible finger

          Maybe Alvin Lee would have lived had he used the NHS for his surgery.

    8. KSuellington

      More freedom will almost certainly lead to more income inequality. Of course it will also likely lead to an increased living standard for almost everyone. But that is really just a side benefit. ,

    1. Raphael

      Soon to become a great seller on amazon and bookstores: The Official SAT Adversity Score Study Guide (2019).

      1. Not Adahn

        “I was born a poor black child.”

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          +1 jerk

          1. Spudalicious

            I mean, I wouldn’t classify Not Adahn as a jerk. Aberrant personality, yeah, but not necessarily a jerk.

            Oh, wait…

          2. AlmightyJB

            I found my special purpose!

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            “Honey, can’t you see I’m drinking!”

    2. Urthona

      I mean I guess private colleges can be free to use it . Not too keen on public schools using it.

    3. BakedPenguin

      I’ve mentioned this book before, but Mismatch is a good book about why programs like that are not only unlikely to succeed, they can easily be a hindrance to the very goals promoted by those who proclaim them.

      I know, I know… a leftist program achieving the exact opposite of it’s stated goals? Shocking to you all, I’m sure.

      Warning: it’s very dry, and repetitive toward the end. Still, it’s a good examination of the issues involved, from a left-of-center perspective.

      1. AlmightyJB

        You start out with setting the kids up for failure. And if they took out loans to get in, you screwed them twice as hard.

        1. BakedPenguin

          ‘You start out with setting the kids up for failure.’

          Exactly the conclusion they come to. Their biggest point is that AA “shifts” minority students up to colleges where they don’t have the background to compete, and therefore, many students who could have been successful at somewhat less competitive colleges wind up discouraged and defeated.

          1. Count Potato

            You also end up with worse doctors, teachers, etc. which hurts everyone, minorities included.

          2. invisible finger

            Riffing on one of RC’s Iron Laws: if this is the obvious conclusion, one has to believe that was the unspoken intention.

            If it only roped in willing suckers, I wouldn’t even care.

      2. invisible finger

        ” a hindrance to the very goals promoted”

        But a positive boon to the unstated goals

    4. Rhywun

      The College Board’s adversity score will give students a boost for coming from a high-crime, high-poverty school and neighborhood, according to the Wall Street Journal. Being raised by a single parent will also be a plus factor.

      Holy crap, I would’ve won the trifecta. Oh wait, I was already accepted to a top school but chose state because I didn’t want $100K in debt.

    5. LJW

      According to your school transcripts you failed every class you took at Harvard but still graduated? Oh my mistake, I missed your adversity score. Well I don’t think we need to go any further with this interview. Welcome to the firm! That is if you’ll except our offer?

    6. one true athena

      As Dave Rubin postulated, this is designed to fuck over Asians, mostly. After universities got caught and sued for discrimination, now College Board will do it for them.

      It makes me angry that my spawn, with his brilliance in mathematics, will lose his place to some unprepared kid from some weak shit public school who will then take grievance studies in that college because it’s easy and they can’t do math, producing another race grifting authoritarian scumbag who will then lie about how oppressed he/she is.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        They aren’t telling a lie, just look at that adversity score. There’s no way the SAT people are pulling those numbers out of their asses.

  14. Tundra

    Goddamit.

    I was expecting DOOMCO!

    I miss that guy.

    1. robc

      I feel unwanted.

      1. Tundra

        Nah, I bookmarked the counter. I’m gonna have a blast with my proggies.

        So thanks for that!

      2. Spudalicious

        It’s good to be in touch with your feelings.

  15. Winston

    https://www.toledoblade.com/local/education/2019/05/03/bgsu-trustees-vote-rename-lillian-gish-film-theater-birth-of-nation-black-student-union/stories/20190503175

    A subsequent university-convened task force issued a report last month finding the Gish name and associated Birth of a Nation related displays “contribute to an intimidating, even hostile, educational environment.”

    It also found that while the Gish sisters “do not appear to have been advocates for racist or exclusionary practices or perspectives,” the content and historical impact of an actor’s work should be taken into account. The task force also stated it could not find documentation that Lillian Gish ever denounced the themes of the film or distanced herself from the director or his views.

    ….

    An endowment and scholarship program to support film students and studies will remain in the Gish name, Mr. Rogers said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/may/10/lillian-gish-the-birth-of-a-nation-controversy-name-removed-cinema-ohio?CMP=share_btn_tw&fbclid=IwAR3m1F3uWJU2ydCr6CfsC5WjVJtMFojyWJ-fN6HymsnrTAoKwYMITpDNr6w

    “DW Griffith’s 1915 film epic is still dangerous, perhaps increasingly so.”

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      We’ll make it to Year Zero eventually.

    2. Winston

      The scholarship will remain…for now. And what about Dorothy Gish? She is being purged because of her sister.

      And I wonder what will happen to Charlie Chaplin. He had rather questionable relationships with teenage girls and was DW Griffith’s business partner in United Artist (along with Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford). Buster Keaton’s most famous role was as a Confederate soldier. Harold Lloyd apparently defended some racial covenant. Marion Davies was the mistress of William Randolph Hearst who had plenty of unwoke views and behavior.

      I recall Tarantino condemned John Ford for playing a Klansmen in the Birth of a Nation. He of course has clean hands due to his work with Harvey Weinstein…

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Tarantino criticized someone for a role they played in a movie? What a sleazeball that guy is, makes great movies though.

    3. Akira

      “DW Griffith’s 1915 film epic is still dangerous, perhaps increasingly so.”

      Oh, give me a fucking break. Does this author seriously think that the generation of Instagram and Twitter actually has the patience to sit through a silent movie??

    4. Rhywun

      Show me on the doll where Birth of a Nation touched you.

    5. Winston

      I should point out that this latest purge is promoted by BLM and the one of the writers of BlacKKKLansmen promoted the purge of the posters.

    6. Winston

      I do find it interesting that a tolerant and anti-nationalist society is up in arms about a 150-year failed separatist revolt and a 100 year old movie is dangerous.

    7. CPRM

      Message and meaning aside, Birth of a Nation pretty much created the format we make movies in today. You’re kind of missing a huge chunk of film history without it.

  16. Count Potato

    One of my pet peeves, if you can call it that, is not being able to find a tool I own when I want to use it.

    1. blackjack

      Fucking maddening. I owned a motorcycle shop for about 10 years and I had to have every tool that an employee might be missing. It was a constant struggle to keep my box organized and my tools unbroken and not missing. I had numerous arguments over that, like, uncountable.

      1. mikey

        1/2″ wrenches. There’s secret 1/2″ wrench burial ground in Nevada where the sneak off to when they think it’s their time. I did find one trapped in a corner of the chassis when I took the Healey apart. I don’t think it was even mine. But then I also found a pair of vice-grips clamped to a flange where I’d put it so I’d be sure to able to get at it while working under the car – been there for 20 years.

        1. Tundra

          7/16 for me. I should just buy one every time I go to the store.

    2. CPRM

      13mm and 14mm wrenches seem to be prized by some sort of elf (or gnome) that comes in the night and takes them.

      1. mikey

        13mm is commie for 1/2″ – I can’t find any of those either.

        1. blackjack

          Yeah, why are you guys speaking Canadian?

          1. CPRM

            NAFTA.

  17. Not Adahn

    First of all, how has a foodie of such pomposity as myself never seen this technique before.

    Second, why the fuck am I on a cowboy cooking youtube channel on a Scotch eggs recipe to see it?

    https://youtu.be/Ae9ZB0inuec?t=121

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Spent so long asking if we could, never stopped to ask if we should.

    2. Spudalicious

      You’re not a cowboy?

    3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      My FIL does that in the same area as Cowboy Kent. I asked him, over the holidays, if he knew him. Kinda-sorta. Says Kent’s wife is the one responsible for his small cooking empire, if that’s the proper term.

      So, six degrees kinda, for me.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        “that” being chuckwagon cooking.

  18. Tundra

    Wow.

    The UK is getting worse and worse.

    I can’t believe what I’m seeing! While running a facial recognition pilot, one man (understandably imho) covered himself up. The police forced him to show his face (& then fined him for disorderly conduct). This is dangerous & terrifying.

    Sure it is, but what the fuck can the limeys do about it?

    1. blackjack

      Sounds like a spot of a bad show, mate.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Knell before Zod.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I heard that facial recognition technology helped to nab a wanted pedophile once. Why do you sympathize with those people Tundra?

      1. Tundra

        You know I hate The Children.

      2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        I wonder what that guy needed to keep secret…..

    4. Spudalicious

      Double middle finger from across the pond?

    5. Rhywun

      Sure it is, but what the fuck can the limeys do about it?

      Identify a political party that opposes this shit – stop laughing – and vote for it?

      1. Winston

        Is there one?

        1. Rhywun

          No idea.

        2. Akira

          I think there’s a very real danger that the only party to stand up to this shit will be some actual, no-shit white nationalist party like the British National Party.

          That’s what happens when you push basic liberty outside the realm of acceptable opinions.

          1. Rhywun

            Yeah, I was thinking maybe UKIP who are also beyond the pale.

    1. straffinrun

      My phone cuts off half the pic.

  19. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/fee.org/articles/of-course-the-alt-right-is-against-capitalism//amp

    The new language of the alt-right is all about denouncing corporate capitalism for failing to do its bidding. They say that capitalism is too politically correct, is excluding them from social media, is declining to let them use financial tools to raise money, and is generally promoting their enemies in cooperation with the media.

    The left often accuses capitalism of doing things for which it is not actually guilty, such as excluding the poor, exploiting workers, ravaging the earth, and so on. The alt-right, however, is mostly attacking capitalism for things that corporations are, in fact, doing and doing well. These people are not popular people, and their views have proven poisonous for venues like Twitter and Facebook, and are banned not for PC reasons, but simply because they reduce the value of the platforms.

    Jeff Tucker. Naive or hypocrite?

    1. I’ve never really heard anything come out of his mouth that made me think “hmm, he probably has something of value to add to the discourse”. Derivative and milquetoast are the two words that come to mind.

      1. Winston

        Well for it is worth he has attacked identity politics and online censorship and defended Jordan Peterson. I was wondering if he was just being incredibly naïve here thinking that only the alt-right would get purged and that is was purely an economic decision or hypocrisy since he was fine with purging them since he hates them but now he realizes that he is getting lumped with the alt-right despite his attacks on them and “libertarian brutalism” and these attacks haven’t earned him any friends on the left.

        1. Winston

          Also this reveals a huge flaw in libertarian thinking. Since the 1960s there has been assumption among a large number of libertarians and “classical liberals” is that the left really doesn’t mind libertarianism but what they loathe are socons and racists. If we stopped being so soconish and racist (insert a certain John quote here) the left would support us. Of course the left absolutely loathes libertarian economics and not even the radical ancap stuff and have been pretty upfront about that for decades.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Who are you referencing here? I would push back against the claim that “a large number” of libertarians are enamored with an leftist-libertarian fusionism. I don’t believe that’s what Tucker advocates, and outside of a few Reason mag caricatures, I can’t think of anyone else who does either. TradCon-SoCon/Libertarian fusionism, however, has been advocated ad nauseam for the past 60 years. There is nothing at the scale of the Fusionist project that exists going the other way, as much as paleos might fret over beltway boogeymen.

          2. Winston

            Well I was speaking more of the Nolan chart and the “fiscally conservative, socially liberal” mantra. There was that Gulker article I posted a few days ago that blames Socialism on the Socons. The LP and Cato seem to have the same issues.

            And I am aware of the serious flaws of fusionism. One of the obvious is that Republicans have always been mercantilists and the Socons have always been wary of libertarianism for being too individualistic, irreligious, amoral, undermining of institutions and atomistic.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            There was that Gulker article I posted a few days ago that blames Socialism on the Socons. The LP and Cato seem to have the same issues.

            I think there is something to that, though. I mentioned back in 2016 when Trump was first elected that his legacy might be a shift in the American right to something that resembles a North American version of Christian democracy, or to wax Nolan-esque “fiscally liberal, socially conservative.”

            The fact that Christian democrat parties use the color orange as a representative symbol is Charles Fort at work again.

          4. Winston

            Well I’m more critical of how he glosses over the rather questionable “progressive” social views of the millennials and how it always seem to the right’s fault that the left has terrible views.

          5. Winston

            Also one could argue that the Republicans have always been that way? It was very Mercantilist and Northeastern Protestant when it started

          6. Winston

            Also aren’t we forgetting that Christian Democracy grew out of the old Centre party which resisted the kulturkampf that was the only thing that classical liberal Germans of the time supported Bismarck on and the term was itself coined by a Liberal?

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Hey, at least Tucker put his money where his mouth is and created his own social media platform before it was cool.

      1. straffinrun

        You know what else Tucker put where his mouth is?

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I’m not sure that I do want to know.

        2. Rhywun

          genuine belly-laugh

        3. Gustave Lytton

          The Tucker Sedan?

  20. Tundra

    Time for the ‘Canes to book their tee times.

    1. Rhywun

      Good riddance.

    2. Spudalicious

      Is that a Caribbean Jai Alia team?

    3. mr simple

      Man, how bad were the Pens? Swept by the Isles who were swept by the Canes who just got swept themselves.

      1. Rhywun

        You could go mad trying to read too much into that.

        1. Tundra

          For sure Of all the leagues, the NHL has achieved remarkable parity. Stay in the mix and hope your goalie heats up for the playoffs.

  21. dontreadonme

    FuckBoston

    1. slumbrew

      Yes, how dare they win.

      1. CPRM

        Oh, thought that was just a general sentiment, not related to anything sports.

      2. Rhywun

        If you’re lucky, SJ wins the west and I have to root for Boston.

        (Yes, this whole playoffs is me triangulating who I hate less.)

        1. slumbrew

          Why the SJ hate?

          1. Rhywun

            beardo-worship + region war

            Petty, I know. Such is life when my team sucked so hard.

          2. Tundra

            Either team would make for a good final.

          3. slumbrew

            The Marchand vignette on NBC before the game was pretty good but I wish that included the studio reaction;

            Keith Jones saying it may make him a bad person, but he enjoys the way Marchand does things and Patrick Sharp saying he likes watching Marchand now that he doesn’t have to play against him – “he says some terrible things on the ice – he told me my kids were ugly; I had to think a moment, since I only had one child – did he know something I didn’t?”.

            Good stuff.

          4. Rhywun

            Enh… I’ve never been a huge fan of the “designated asshole” role.

          5. slumbrew

            I don’t think it’s designated – I suspect it’s a lifetime of the 5’9″ guy doing whatever he can to get a little edge. It just comes naturally at this point.

            The video points out that calmed it down quite a bit this year – and scored 100 points in the regular season.

          6. Rhywun

            Heh, OK, he’s a natural asshole. That makes it better.

          7. slumbrew

            Yeah, that’s build-in behavior at this point.

            I’d really hate him if he wasn’t on the Bruins. 😀

      3. grrizzly

        How will I watch the Bruins in Austria? I’m there for a week from May 26. Exactly during the finals. Sign up for NHL.TV? Request a cable box with component connections from RCN, so that I could use my Sling Box? Hope that the AirBnB will have the TV channel that carries the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs in the middle of the night?

        Or should I just sleep through like I did in Avignon in 2011 during Game 7?

    1. Winston

      Isn’t the debt clock like literally white supremacist genocide?

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Are we genociding white supremacists or is the genocide white supremacist in nature?

        1. Winston

          The latter. Budget cuts are social murder says the Toronto Star.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Dennis Raphael is a professor of health policy and management at York University in Toronto.

            Christ, what an asshole!

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Any reasonable leader would do all they could do to improve the financial situation of these at-risk for disease and death individuals.

            HM’s analysis: Confirmed

            /please fuck off with your definition of “reasonable”, Dennis.

    2. straffinrun

      Trump’s tariffs will pay that off in no time.

    3. Tundra

      Mesmerizing, isn’t it?

    4. Rhywun

      It’s hypnotizing.

    5. robc

      The KY debt clock is counting down. Slowly, but its the right direction.

  22. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/fee.org/articles/of-course-the-alt-right-is-against-capitalism//amp

    Like Jeff Tucker Reason called for purging the Alt-right but are shocked it is leading to mass censorship. What did they think was going to happen?

    Also Mr. libertarian Moment says that the “open internet is over” showing another one of his brilliant prognostication powers.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      I think you messed up the link.

      1. Raphael

        Not surprised those hacks are all in for it. For acting like they’re a “victim class” they’re just a bunch of statist authoritarian jerkwads.

  23. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_22_Prairial

    Introducing the decree at the Convention, Georges Couthon, who had drafted it, argued that political crimes were far worse than common crimes because in the latter ‘only individuals are wounded’ where as in the former ‘the existence of free society is threatened’. Under these circumstances, ‘indulgence is an atrocity… clemency is parricide.’.

    i. The law extended the reach of the Revolutionary Tribunal, which henceforth could hear cases for ‘slandering patriotism’, ‘seeking to inspire discouragement’, ‘spreading false news’ and ‘depraving morals, corrupting the public conscience and impairing the purity and energy of the revolutionary government’.[6]
    ii. It placed an active obligation on all citizens to denounce and bring to justice those suspected – ‘Every citizen is empowered to seize conspirators and counterrevolutionaries, and to bring them before the magistrates. He is required to denounce them as soon as he knows of them.’ As Couthon explained to the Convention, ‘For a citizen to become suspect it is sufficient that rumour accuses him’.[7]
    iii. It limited trials in the Revolutionary Tribunal to three days.[8]
    iv. It prevented the Revolutionary Tribunal both from calling witnesses, or from allowing defence counsel to the accused. Juries were to come to judgement entirely on the basis of the accusation and the accused’s own defence.[6]
    v. It required the Tribunal to come to one of only two possible verdicts – acquittal or death.[6]
    vi. The law cancelled all previous legislation on the same subject. Without being explicit, this removed the immunity of members of the Convention, which up till then had protected them from summary arrest and required that the Convention itself vote to send any of its members to trial.[9]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drownings_at_Nantes

    Liberalism has always had a problem with dealing with dissent.

    1. Winston

      Interesting the theme of “if those reactionaries stopped resisting we wouldn’t be forced to be so repressive!”

  24. MikeS

    Damn, I just realized that I am kinda drunk.

    I love you guys.

    1. MikeS

      My friend/coworker got his hand wrapped up in a lathe today. Thankfully, it didn’t get torn off. He has a cyborg-looking contraption attached to his arm now, but he’ll be OK.

    2. Rhywun

      #metoo

      Which statement, you decide.

      1. MikeS

        Both?

        1. Rhywun

          *hic*

    3. MikeS

      …aaaand I got the hiccups. Christ all friday, I haven’t had the hiccups for at least half decade. Shoot me.

      1. CPRM

        Pew Pew!

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          Laser, phaser, or, plasma?

          1. CPRM

            Super Volcano Death Ray, and I have no hitsies! *hides behind banister* Pew Pew!

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I kept reading that as ‘histies’. As in, you had no anti-histamine meds.

            Or, that you did have the meds, and no longer had the histies.

            Also, is it safe to say my contribution was received, C?

          3. CPRM

            Bribe contribution received.

          4. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Now, when you become god-emperor, I expect some flattering depictions in your animations.

            Say, maybe reduce the overall size of my back-hump, or, just move it to the other side

          5. Raphael

            What if I told you it was none of the above?

          6. slumbrew

            Phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

          7. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Now, see–slumbrew gets it.

            Of course, I am interested in where Raphael was going with his comment.

          8. Raphael

            You really shouldn’t be. At least for your own good.

          9. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            OK….pew =/= spew, just so ya know.

            /I still approve

          10. KSuellington

            Hey, just what ya see pal.

          11. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Cue my story of a HS friend who swore up and down that that response indicated that the guy rally did have those types of weapons “in the back”.

          12. KSuellington

            Heh, conspiracy theories within movies. I like it.

          13. Tejicano

            “Cue my story of a HS friend who swore up and down that that response indicated that the guy rally did have those types of weapons “in the back”.”

            It makes sense since the Terminator is supposed to know everything about the time and thus must have been aware that a “phased-plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range” could possibly be available.

          14. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            he Terminator is supposed to know everything about the time

            There are a few Sarah Connors in 1984 Los Angeles that would disagree with that assessment.

    4. Raphael

      We (at least I) love you too, Mike. Cheers man and hope your future hangover doesn’t kick your ass too hard.

      1. MikeS

        You know, Raph; you are one of, if not the, nicest people in this pit of vipers Glibertarians.

        1. CPRM

          I’m never rude to anyone here, except Sir Digby.

          1. MikeS

            How about if some of us commiserate about lost pets?

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning
          3. hayeksplosives

            Hey Digs! You’re up!

          4. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Yes I am, and, a good evening to you!

          5. hayeksplosives

            Well maybe not rude, but awfully judgy.

            ??

          6. CPRM

            That is accurate.

        2. Raphael

          You make me blush, good sir. I only do what I can to help maintain the holy Family-Friendly Rating.

          @CPRM, did you get the patreon message I sent ya?

          1. CPRM

            Yeah I got it, sorry for being late, lots of things going on, not the best at multi-tasking. I apologize.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Wait a minute…..I thought your orphans did all the busy work!

            What the heck are you spending all that sweet cash on, food? Electricity?

            ::pffft::

          3. CPRM

            My orphans all died in a labor dispute. They went on a hunger strike, but I just thought that was better for the bottom line…

          4. Raphael

            No worries, just wanted to know.

            *gives a thumb’s up*

    5. hayeksplosives

      Squish hug!!

      1. MikeS

        Yay!

        *Hugs back for an awkward amount of time*

        *As hug ends and we part, eyes stray down to cleavage for awkward amount of time*

        1. hayeksplosives

          Lol. Aww I miss my Dakota/Minnesota Glibertariat.

          Remember I am emailable through my handle at protonmail.com

      2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        Awww…a “glib hug”, as I like to call it.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          Wow….that was some good reply timing on my part.

          /meant to do that.

      3. Chafed

        *Suddenly thinks of Archer episodes *

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          ::Thinks of Pam::

          Excuse me for a….I have to…I’ll be back

          1. Chafed

            Exactly! ^^^ This guy gets it.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Actually, I think I’m one of the few who hasn’t “gotten it”, in regards to Pam.

            This is why I need CPRM to animate me–to get in on some Pam Poovey lovin’. I mean, I probably wouldn’t survive in tact*, but, I’d risk it.

            *I’m no Sterling Archer, mind you. Also, Cocaine Pam.

          3. CPRM

            This is why I need CPRM to animate me–to get in on some Pam Poovey lovin’.

            I can do this, but for technical reasons I’ll need your date of birth, social security number, credit card number, mailing address and your mother’s maiden name. But it will be so worth it for you ts see that happen! I can make your dreams come true!

          4. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            “Welcome to CPRM’s Hentai House”

            Bah! I couldn’t do that to your sweet soul.

    6. Chafed

      I’m very, very disappointed in you. The set up asked us how close it is to midnight. You failed to post this:

      https://youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc

      I thought I could count on you MikeS. I really did. Now I’m not so sure.

      I mean I know you’re drunk. And I love too buddy. But even drunk, I expect the metal to flow through your veins.

      I know you’ll do better next time.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        Well, to his credit, it was mentioned earlier.

        However, in my humble opinion, you are the one who should officially link, which you did. So, all’s right with the world.

        Except for the fact we’re all gonna die from whatever shit they’re peddlin’

        1. Chafed

          My scrolling MOJO has failed me. I looked for it and missed it. Who do I credit for their excellent taste?

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Our former Yusef mentioned it @#4. Hence, your legit honor for linking it.

          2. Chafed

            I scrolled again. Yusef gets props for the quote but Almighty JB gave the link at #8. I suppose that’s why he is almighty.

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Damn. I’ve not been clicking on quite so many links, so that I can post early ::ahem::

            Says the man who links damn near anything I can find.

            Still, I think you deserve, at least, an honorable mention.

          4. Chafed

            You received wise counsel.

            And thanks for the compliment.

          5. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            You received wise counsel.

            Yes, I believe I did.

  25. hayeksplosives

    Best link evah

  26. hayeksplosives

    I just got back from a Happy Hour farewell for a guy leaving my Group because it’s too much travel for him and he had 3 kids and a wife.

    Fair enough. But I’m also being berated from above to press ahead and do things next week we have set up for the following week. When i point out that we are short handed because we treat our dudes like rented mikes and that’s why they leave: they move to the next PowerPoint slide

    1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      Are they still as good of an employer as you originally thought (whatever that entails)?

      Or, are you still enjoying the change, is probably the better question….

      1. CPRM

        Never ask a woman about ‘the change’!

        1. hayeksplosives

          Lolz.

      2. hayeksplosives

        Hi dig. It’s a mixed bag for sure. Lots of talent but growing pains for a company expanding quickly.

        I think I can really help so I am challenged but excited and determined

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          I am challenged but excited and determined

          That’s kinda been my personal motto.

          Heh.

        2. Chafed

          That’s good. Have things gotten better on the home front?

        3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          Also, glad to hear that you are positive about it.

          Keep on keepin’ on.

        4. Raphael

          That’s good at least. Hope you keep that energy and your higher-ups give you an ear for once. Good luck and hang in there.

  27. Chafed

    I get up in the morning, read about Trump’s stupid trade war, and get mad.

    I come home from a long day and read this:

    https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/05/16/winning-trump-admin-pulls-almost-1-billion-in-high-speed-rail-money-from-california-and-gavin-newsom-is-triggered/

    I just can’t stay mad at Orange Bad Man.

    1. CPRM

      But your betters don’t like him, so you shouldn’t either. Can’t you get that through your pea brain?! *This Message Brought To You By The DNC PAC For Convincing Idiots That They Are Dumb*

      1. CPRM

        ***Note: I did not vote for Trumputin, and I plan not to again, but neither will I vote for any of the D candidates, and probably won’t even vote L this time, but Trump has let me make some fun cartoons***

    2. Rhywun

      I thought Newsome was trying to sweep that clusterfuck under the rug? I guess he changed his spots.

      1. Chafed

        Newsom showed us all how callow he is from the beginning. He said it was being scaled back, or something similar, and we would be building a short segment out in sticks. The environmentalists screamed at him and the rest of us laughed. He knew it was a failure but wouldn’t give up the ghost. His version is economically impossible to sustain. Even building that segment looked very, very dicey. Everyone just assumed he would let it fade away.

        Trump poked him with a stick so Newsom popped off. He is a hollow idiot.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          I mean, the damn thing was the plot device of True Detective #2 (heh). I say, let him drown with that steel turd around his neck.

          Yeah, I know–like he’s gonna ‘drown’ in CA. He comes across like a politician made by Fleshlight. And, yes, I see what I did there.

        2. Rhywun

          I remember when he was a “rising star” in local politics during my annus horribilus in SF. He hasn’t changed a bit.

    3. KSuellington

      Fuck that stupid ass train in the caboose. They’ve already wasted craploads on it, if it gets completed it will be the biggest waste ever. Trump has been vastly entertaining. Unfortunately, California is gonna just throw more money at the idiocy.

      1. Rhywun

        I distinctly remember him saying – perhaps not in so many words – that it was a waste. For him to now pull every SJW trope out of the book seems a tad… disingenuous.

        1. KSuellington

          Newsom is the worst sort of hypocrite. A cokehead boozer that got ahead from his connections. The man has little time for the lesser mortals that serve him.

      2. Chafed

        I don’t think so KS. The current version is so far from the ballot measure the inevitable lawsuit will be successful. It’s also lost voter support. This thing is dead. It just doesn’t know it yet.

        1. KSuellington

          I hope you are right, I am cynical at this point on anything to do with this state. I think most people have realized the HSR is a load of shite, but it seems that doesn’t even matter. Maybe this will be one of the final nails in the coffin of medium speed rail stupidity.

    4. straffinrun

      Everything Trump does is “illegal”. Guess “racist” has lost its appeal.

  28. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

    Florida Man ain’t got nuthin’ on Florida Government*.

    This pisses me off in so many ways. I hope you lot have seen this, but I still hadda post it.

    *I almost went with Florida The Man. But, you know.

    1. Chafed

      My blood is boiling. doG bless IJ.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        I’ve seen many here and at TOS (way back when) saying they try to contribute IJ when it’s time to give. I see why.

        CPRM, I have an idea for your animation services…

  29. Gustave Lytton

    Ding dong IM Pei is gone.

    He was unhappy with the focus at both schools on Beaux-Arts architecture, and spent his free time researching emerging architects

    Too bad he didn’t become unhappy with the entire profession and choose something else.

    1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      Awww….

      Not a fan, Gustave? I know him more because of his fame than any real work.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Not a fan. I find his work ugly and a blight, and the esteem he was held for those monstrosities is baffling.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          OCP HQ is one of those. I wouldn’t buy his buildings for a dollar.

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I had no idea you were going to post “OCP HQ” when I was writing mine….

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Also, didn’t mean to get you riled up.

        2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          OH!! He did OPC HQ Dallas City Hall.

          Huh…

          /I have no opinion on his stuff, tbh

    2. Chafed

      Ouch. I saw his annex to the Louvre. I know very little about architecture. I didn’t see the appeal of the annex and have no idea why he was held in such high esteem.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        It looks like some crazy street person pissed off at an actually beautiful building, took a giant shit in the forecourt.

      2. Rhywun

        He was perhaps the OG modern “starchitect”* – a breed whose entire notion of architecture is being ugly for ugly’s sake.

        *There were earlier “modern” architects who pursued a similar path – Mies van der Rohe comes to mind – but were more constrained by reality.

  30. one true athena

    For future episodes of Woke TV reviews, we have the newest entry: Batwoman

    sigh. JUST BE ENTERTAINING. why does it have to be hamfisted #feminism is every single show, CW?

    1. straffinrun

      Hamfisted would be a good name for that show.

    2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      CW: Crappy Writing?
      Catastrophically Woke?
      Cringy Wymyn

      1. straffinrun

        What is that cheap filming technique they use?

    3. Akira

      Oooh, another show with 120-pound females beating the shit out of multiple men twice their size!

    1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      In regards to my comment above about Gavin Newsome, I’d be perfectly OK with calling this, “Getting a Gavin”.

    2. Tejicano

      Well, at least they should have the smell part dialed in proper.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        ::looks around at late-night posters::

        ::whispers::
        We were all thinking it, Tejicano…

        1. straffinrun

          I was thinking about tartar sauce.

        2. Tejicano

          I thought I phrased it well.

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Oh, you did. On the nosey!

    3. Raphael

      *finds nearest trashcan and vomits in it*

  31. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning
  32. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

    Did you all fuck off for the night?

    HELLOOOO!

    1. Of course we did. You posted in the wee hours of the morning in the regions where most Glibs are located.

    1. seven is young for a cat.