Hey guys, happy end of work week to me. I’m off for a week’s vacation, at least some of it without kids, to the Redneck Riviera. Sand, sun, and necrotizing fascitis here we come!

Florida Man breaks golf. Dude shot a 202. At some point, it appears, he stopped even trying and started actively running up his score. Gotta love it.

Penguins detained in NZ. They appear to be scofflaws.

It appears that the Miami Herald’s piece on Epstein violating the terms of his last pre-trial release had some affect on the current hearing.

West Virginians turn to wasp spray as meth alternative? Bruh, even Florida Man has standards.

 

The traditional vacation song.