With our trail to Beijing established, we enjoyed a couple weeks in Prague while Sonia was getting paperwork for her van prepared and we visited the embassies of the countries which required visas for us to transit or visit. Sonia had to go with us to the Russian embassy as she was our sponsor. Whenever we visited the Russian embassy Sonia would wear a long wig – something I never fully understood. I believe her short hairstyle was probably unusual to most Russians and in dealing with officials being unusual was something that could impede normal consideration of your request.
In part of this process she was dealing with one guy at the embassy to whom we paid a “transaction fee” – Sonia claimed that he was one of a number of former KGB agents who had secured positions at every embassy in a network which operated within but separate from the official Russian government.
After we had decided our course – driving up through Poland into Russia – whenever we were out meeting people and talking about our plans the first thing half of them asked us was “Do you have a gun?” Answering in the negative, a few times we were asked “Do you want to buy one?” I did follow up with one of these offers just to find out what options I might have. When the deal turned out to be an Uzi for US$1,500 (never having seen the equipment) I declined – mostly because I couldn’t afford that much for a gun I expected to be tossing in a dumpster or a river before leaving Russia.
While we were in Prague, Frank and I would sometimes take care of Vadim while we were touring the city. Since neither Frank nor I had any ability in Czech, Vadim would translate for us – Japanese being our common language. Of course every time we did this the person Vadim was talking with would ask what language he was speaking with me. Half the time when he told them they would laugh incredulously. The other half would sternly tell him to stop lying and give a straight answer. Vadim, like most children his age, was a language sponge and after about ten days hanging out around us had collected a small vocabulary of English words and was starting to put together basic sentences.
One afternoon we were hanging out with some friends of Sonia’s at their apartment and it was decided that we should have some refreshments. We all kicked in some cash and gave that and a bucket to Vadim who went to the bar next door and came back with a bucket of excellent Czech beer.
One evening out in Prague with Frank and Jack I was the designated driver. Heading back to Jack’s apartment well after midnight, I was stopped at a traffic light behind two other cars waiting to make a right turn. After the two cars turned I waited for a break in oncoming traffic and turned. A police car turned on its lights and pulled me over. The cop came up to my window and in broken English told me I had made an illegal turn. He asked me how much I had been drinking – to which I replied “nothing.” He told me the fine was US$50 which I could pay now. I told him I didn’t have any money on me. He told me to go to a hotel just down the street and use my credit card. I said I had tried that earlier and they wouldn’t do it for me.
I had no reason to believe that the Czech authorities would be rough or overly zealous in attempting to squeeze a bribe out of a backpacker who had not really broken any laws. And I didn’t have a schedule to adhere to, didn’t have to be on a plane in a week, or a job waiting for me to get back to. $50 was more money than I could afford to just hand over – even if I did have it on me – so I figured I would wait and see where being patient got me. The cop was standing there, watching other cars go by which he could be pulling over and hitting up while traffic would soon be dwindling down due to the late hour. He looked down at me and said “You go” then turned away and got in his car.
After two thoroughly enjoyable weeks in Prague it was time to get on the road and start our drive. We took an early morning train to Bratislava where Sonia’s van had been getting some body work done – the first evidence that she wasn’t kidding about not being a good driver. We arrived just after dawn and a couple of Sonia’s friends drove her van to the station to meet us. We piled our bags and Sonia’s luggage into the van and I got behind the wheel.
Sonia’s van – an older model Toyota Lite Ace – still had the Japanese plates on it. And being a Japanese car the steering wheel was on the right-hand side – but streets in the European mainland are driven on the right-hand side so driving it took a little getting used to. The paperwork had been certified in Slovakia by a clerk who I would bet my right testicle had no idea what was on the original Japanese registration other than the letters and numbers. Sonia had sourced two military style steel gasoline cans – very similar to the 5 gallon variety used by US troops. We would need these because it was harvest season which meant that gasoline would be a rare commodity once we got to Russia. Some aspects of the Soviet economy were still in effect which meant that certain resources were reserved for industries which would not function without them.
The trip, driving up from Slovakia through the Czech Republic and Poland, was uneventful. Getting stopped by police five or six times during the one day we drove through Poland became routine. One time, after the cop had handed back our passports and vehicle registration Sonia translated his incredulous exclamation – “Russian mother, Czech boy, American drivers, Japanese plates – this is so strange it has to be legit!”
The Russian border at Brest was a different story. We got there just as the sun was setting and stopped behind a sedan with Polish plates. The line of cars and trucks stretched back at least a mile and a half from the checkpoint and was moving at a pace so slow we would sit for about 20 minutes before starting the engine and moving 20 or 30 feet before stopping again. That stop-and-go pace never changed through the entire night.
All night small groups of people would come up and knock on a window, offering a better spot in line ahead for eighty or ninety Deutsche marks. It was an eerie, surreal setting. Everybody seemed to be on edge, unsure what to expect but knowing that no surprises here would be good ones. Both Sonia and Frank, who had chided me for carrying pepper spray and two large combat knives in my backpack, each asked if I would lend them a weapon until we got through the border.
Frank and I had manned the driver’s seat all night from the point when we lined up to cross the border and both of us had been up keeping an eye out for the roving groups passing by in the dark. We finally got through the checkpoint just after dawn and drove on into a bright day in wide, open fields on a straight, well paved highway. Neither of us had slept much at all so we asked Sonia if she could drive for about an hour so we could get some rest. Understanding our condition but not wanting to stop where we were right then, she reluctantly agreed to drive.
I promptly fell asleep in the front passenger seat while Sonia drove. She was doing 120 KPH (about 75 MPH) as we had discussed earlier – partly to make good time to our destination and partly to avoid bandits. About 20 minutes later I was rudely awakened by a loud thumping. Startled awake I found myself where I would otherwise have expected to be driving the car I was in – left-hand front seat on the right side of the road – as we were sailing through a small, scattered flock of sheep at 75 MPH with the ones in our path being ejected off the road and splattering on the pavement. Instinctively I jammed my foot where the brake pedal should have been as I flailed wildly for the steering wheel which wasn’t there.
“I didn’t know what to do!” exclaimed Sonia. “Looks like the sheep didn’t know what to do either,” I replied. We pulled over and checked out the situation. There were 7 dead and dying sheep along the road and a minor dent just below the van’s bumper along with a few smears of blood and sheep shit. Luckily there was no damage to anything functional on the vehicle.
Sonia counselled – “If we wait here the shepherds will expect us to pay them a lot of money because you are foreigners. The police will also need bribes to keep from charging us with traffic violations. We’d better keep moving.” There were no people or even buildings in sight so there was little reason to think that anybody but us were yet aware of what had happened so I started the engine and got back on the road.
We only slowed down every hour or two when the road took us through a village. Passing through the villages we would pull over so Sonia could ask people if they knew where we could buy gasoline. We had one can left with less than half a tank in the van so we weren’t desperate yet but knew that we were better off filling up if we could find a chance.
Passing through a town a bit after noon we found somebody who knew where we could get some gas. Sonia got the directions to a garage which we located outside the town so we stopped while she spoke with the people there. Sonia came back to the van, “They don’t have any gas here right now but they will bring us some.” We talked briefly and understood that this was our best offer so we were resigned to wait. We ate a lunch from some provisions we had brought and waited. It was close to three hours before we heard the truck rumble up outside and we were able to top off the tank and fill the empty jerry can.
A couple hours after gassing up we were passing through open fields punctuated by broken clusters of trees. The road rose and fell slightly with the terrain. I was driving as we came into another open space – about 200 yards across. About halfway across I zipped past three sedans off on the other side of the road parked and facing the direction we came from. There were six or seven armed guys – one of them nonchalantly holding up an AKSU-74 (short-barreled Kalashnikov) as casual as if it was an umbrella. Glancing in the rear-view mirror after I passed them I saw them burst into an excited exchange, some of them obviously wanting to pursue us but the others seeming accept that they couldn’t get turned around and up to speed in time to have a chance of catching us. They couldn’t afford to waste gasoline for an unknown bounty. Saved by pure luck.
At early twilight we reached Pskov. We paused as Sonia asked an older gentleman for directions to the police station. As he raised his arm to point the way his jacket lifted, exposing a Tokarev T-33 (semi-auto handgun) tucked into his belt. It seemed perfectly normal and I doubt he cared whether we saw it or not.
By the time we got to the police station it was dark. We had been driving hard all day after a bizarre, restless night before that so we all needed sleep. But there was no safe place to leave the van unattended so we parked it in front of the police station under a street light and slept in our seats. I was so tired I slept soundly until sunrise.
At sunrise we woke up, started the engine, and got back on the road. We pulled into Saint Petersburg well before noon and Sonia directed us to her mother’s place – an apartment in a brick, Soviet era building just outside the center of town. We unloaded the van and carried everything up to the apartment – with friends of Sonia’s waiting and watching the van. After that we drove directly to a secure storage area. Imagine an area of about three acres surrounded by a wall of angle iron and sheet metal 12 feet high – topped with double concertina wire. The wall was obviously not just to keep others from getting into the area but also to keep them from even seeing what was in there so they couldn’t know if it was worth breaching the wall to get in.
Back from the perimeter inside the lot were posts with enough light fixtures to make the interior bright as day after sundown. The guards were well armed and the night patrol dogs were kept in a caged off area during the daytime. Sonia had to pay to store her vehicle there but that was the only option if she wanted to keep it long enough to sell and get her money out of it.
That evening, in a conversation with Sonia’s mother (with Sonia translating for us) her mother related that Russians believed that freedom meant freedom to commit crime and everybody was out to get money or any goods they could, however they could.
Frank had always made a dinner every time we were given a place to stay and this time was no exception. The problem was finding ingredients. The old Soviet distribution system was unevenly sputtering along with major gaps in availability of just about everything. Whenever something did show up the news was spread by word of mouth and people would mob the central store.
In the week or so we spent in Saint Petersburg there was no news of new produce or goods arriving. We went there to see what was available. Walking into the central store your senses were assaulted with the stench of rotting vegetation like being hit in the face with a 2X4. You had to fight from gagging as you walked between the empty shelves. The place was as big as an American small town grocery store. There were a few piles of nasty looking potatoes and some unidentifiable goods in cans and jars. That was all.
The next day we went to a specialty store which was where expats went for their needs. This was a small but well-stocked shop filled with imported goods. The prices were beyond anything most Russians could even dream about. We got most of what we needed but paid about double the price we would have were this back in the US.
In my travels around the world I find food stores to be an indicator of the level and health of the local economy. Less developed countries have less to offer – mostly local produce or meat, a small number of packaged/processed products, and few imported items. Poorly functioning economies often lack numerous basics. In the larger cities there are often imported goods shops catering to foreigners – at exorbitant prices. We bought some spices and vegetables which we took back to make dinner.
Walking back to Sonia’s home from the subway station we saw a truck parked on the side of the road and a guy was selling beer from the back. The bottles were bundled 8 in a small cardboard crate, some with labels half-applied and some without. I bought a crate which we put in the fridge for dinner. Later, when we sampled this brew we found it unpalatable with a heavy chemical aftertaste and poured it down the drain for Sonia’s mother to use the bottles later.
We spent our days seeing the sights of the city – a highlight being the Hermitage. This museum holds many famous works of art – quite a few which I expect anybody would recognize immediately.
As we were walking near the main port one day I saw a Ford Model T parked in a small space outside a tiny, old warehouse – the blue-and-silver “Ford” insignia on the radiator having been replaced with a hammer and sickle.
One day we went to an open air car market. This was nothing more than a strip along a major road with enough of open land on either side where people could park their vehicles with hand-lettered “For Sale” signs stating prices. There were all varieties of car and truck from all over the globe. I noted a late-’70s Trans Am still bearing Wisconsin plates. From what we saw, Sonia figured she could triple what she had invested so far. I very briefly considered the idea of repeating what she had done – buy vehicles in Japan and sell them in Russia – but the uncertainty and risk of getting them there with both the vehicles and our anatomies intact didn’t seem to be a viable proposition.
Sonia’s mother worked in an office affiliated with the government transportation bureau and was able to secure tickets at Russian prices – about US$180 each – for a bunk on the Trans-Siberian Railway from Moscow to Beijing. We knew this was a good deal but had no idea how good until we met our fellow passengers after departing from Moscow. Most tourists purchasing these same tickets through tour agents in the various first world countries paid well over $800 for a bunk from Moscow to Beijing.
Soon we would be leaving St. Petersburg, boarding the first of a series of trains which would eventually get us to our final destination on the continent.
Good stuff. Keep it coming!
I studied for a semester in St. Petersburg back in the spring of 1992, and thankfully it wasn’t quite as bad as Tejicano’s experience. People who were there for the whole year and had been around at the end of 1991 said that was rather worse.
They told me it wasn’t always that way – the way that food was scarce – and even at the time it was a bit unusual. I am sure it had a lot to do with the recent break up of the communist block and reorganizing logistics.
We did have a weekend excursion from St. Petersburg to Novgorod, and the cities in between were really depressingly decrepit.
Love that you wrote this. Don’t love that I’m too drunk to read it right now.
I haven’t been around for a few days- what ended up happening with that little imbroglio with your wife? Are you allowed back in the house yet?
Your wife met Ernie Imbroglio?
He was fighting with Richie Incognito.
While “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia played in the background.
Love hate relationship. She loved me enough to let me sleep on the couch.
ruh roh. What did you do?
Wow! My dream vacation has long been a train ride across the American west in a sleeper. Moscow to Beijing? Beyond my wildest dreams.
It’s not so dreamy in steerage, trust me. Turns out I really can’t sleep sitting up.
I’d be inclined to spring for one of the mid-sized sleeping accommodations for a trip of any great distance. Anybody ever done that? How tolerable?
I have taken all the long distance western routes. The sleeping accommodations work. They include all meals and as long as you don’t get stupid you can drink your own liquor in your cabin.
If you are interested I can give you lots of details. Let me know.
Hmmm… drop me a line at LinnieRed[at]woh.rr.com at your pleasure/convenience? Much obliged!
These are amazing stories and I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for more. Thank you Tejicano.
I just realized that I mis-stated one thing – about the cop in Prague. I was waiting for a left turn at a light, not a right turn. (Living in Japan since ’93 I sometimes get them confused)
Do you turn the wipers on for turn signals?
Enjoying your stories. Glad there are more!
I remember my fist time with a right-drive manual transmission car on US roads. It took a bit before the brain, hands and feet all cooperated.
There was a time when I would borrow a BMW from my in-laws here in Japan – this car had the wipers/blinkers on sides opposite from the norm here. After I got used to that I rarely had a problem with wipers/blinkers.
The Wipers https://youtu.be/IH9MDc1TXtY
I did that a lot on both trips to Australia.
At the time of my first trip to Australia, my car was a Crown Victoria. After I got back from that trip, at some point driving from the airport I went to flip on my turn signal and almost knocked my car out of gear.
My first trip to Britain, we rented a car. Picked it up in the middle of London. It was a stick.
I have no idea how we got out of London in one piece. The wrong the side of the road and the wrong side of the car was easily bad enough, especially on roundabouts., But every time I went to shift, I punched the door. Probably took a day to get re-oriented. But London traffic is not where you want to be during the re-orientation process.
That seems to be true of all Japanese.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
I was in Moscow this week. Moscow, Idaho. The Palouse. Beautiful.
I’d never heard of the Palouse before. Pics in Wiki article are gorgeous. ::Adds to rapidly-lengthening travel bucket list::
Awesome! How’s Seattle?
Seattle is nice. Still getting settled into our place. Our neighborhood has so many bars/restaurants it’s awesome.
I’ve already connected with some dudes and may put together a sort of band. We’ll see.
How’s Minneapolis?
Good to hear! Music is a fantastic way to meet people in a new place.
Same old Minneapolis. I did see your boys from MB last week at First Avenue. Great show – everyone was in fine form!
Good luck and enjoy your new home!
Glad to hear it. Last time I saw the Dents, Stephen was kind of playing the songs kinda’… I don’t know. Maybe he was bored playing those songs? It was weird.
Descendents https://youtu.be/zvktSp2mHi4
They closed the show with that one! The crowd went nuts.
It sounds like Stephen is involved in a lot of other stuff now. At one point they brought out the guitarist that rehearses with the band before they tour. Maybe not being involved in the grind brings some freshness to the old songs, because they were really into it. Bill and Karl were incredibly tight and fast and Milo was awesome. It looked like they were truly having fun. I know we were.
I’m really glad I went. I kind of doubt they will be touring much longer, but who knows?
Fun fact: Liveage was recorded at First Avenue back in 1987!
Holy shit are we getting old…
We’re not old, we’re vintage.
I thought the word was “Retro”…
Or is that from the previous decade?
I swear sometimes I can relate to Highlander.
The bluest sky you’ve ever seen, in Seattle.
And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle.
Like a beautiful child
Growing up, free and wild.
Full of hopes and full of fears,
Full of laughter, full of tears,
Full of dreams to last a year
In Seattle!
Here Come The Brides!
In Color!
Starring Bobby Sherman.
Yup! Remember that very well – my older sister was apeshit over Bobby Sherman. I was more of a Jack Wild/David Cassidy kinda chicklet.
Artful Dodger Jack Wild or H.R. Pufnstuf Jack Wild?
Why not both? (Oh, if only there HAD been two!)
My sister was apeshit for Peter Tork.
I always think of him when I see Tork paper towel dispensers and wonder if he was any relation.
I can’t find any music links on YouTube. So here’s a spotify link https://open.spotify.com/track/74J5U1GjxwUmhD5A0qrUsT?si=7jHaRAbYQx-KeNo3V-Vp1g
Song for Peter Tork. It’s from an album of Monkees inspired music by the Minus 5. It’s really an awesome concept, amazing band.
He used to play the local clubs here with his blues band. I saw him once and when the audience would shout requests for monkeys songs he would ignore them and play blues. This was around ’98 or ’99.
Unfortunately not.
The story of the Tork brand starts in 1968 with the creation of the wipe ‘All-Tork’. ‘Torka’ means ‘to dry’ or ‘to wipe’ in Swedish.
https://www.torkusa.com/about/whytork/torkandourhistory
Here’s a nice piece of bubblegum to chew on. Courtesy of Jack Wild. https://youtu.be/c2c6JAiG-fA
::swoons:: This was my fave.
That’s great. Heading down a bubblegum/Jack Wild rabbit hole. My ears are happy.
I think I lied. I think I liked this one better. In my defense, I was a pre-teen, and my musical tastes were not nearly so refined as they are now. ::head bops in time with song::
I remember the next door neighbor kid’s version:
Julie Julie Julie do you care?
Julie, Julie are you thinking of me?
Julie can I see you in your underwear?
Oh, man! I wish I’d heard that back in the day!
Here’s some more bubblegum, this time from Bobby Sherman https://youtu.be/QydOF7vKoEA
Oh, Lordy – I remember that one! Sis would virtually orgasm every time “Julie, Do You Love Me?” came on the radio. I won’t link to it because even I am not that cruel.
Next in the queue: Easy Come, Easy Go. ::notices that foot is tapping::
You moved? We didn’t even have a going away! It’s been years since I’ve had a whiskey garnished with a baby back rib.
Great travelogue, TJ. Your experiences are something we read about but this is first hand with all the grit. Some of us lead a very routine life that breaks down when the bananas have spots on them, I couldn’t fathom myself even thinking about a trip such as yours. Waiting for the next installment. Thanks for doing and thanks for sharing.
Excellent post Tre.
No links this morning?
Hungry?
Hey, I linked Prague to Bratislava to Poland to Brest to St. Petersburg. You’ll get the rest next week.
Thanks for the travelogue. Good reading.
They’re back tomorrow. I gave up my spot to accommodate Tejicano’s scheduling needs.
And I very much appreciate the accommodation. Too much later eats into my sleep time – and I have an early morning tomorrow,
Ah, Roger!
Greetings all from the Frankfurt airport!
A mere five hours layover to go, and then it’s on to Dubrovnik, Croatia. I’m lecturing at a medical conference on Monday, then several days of touring the Adriatic Coast. Perhaps I will write up the details for this site, although with the high bar set with travelogues like this one, it may be a daunting task to measure up!
Please do! Folks like me with limited travel opps gotta live vicariously somehow. Take lotsa pics.
Sounds like a blast, Doc!
Have fun!
I recall as a young lad, long before the internet, when Playboy ran a spread called “Girls of the Adriatic Coast”. It stuck in my mind because I thought it was the most breathtaking assortment of women that esteemed magazine ever ran. I’m going to see if the reality of the regional eye candy lives up to my memories. Though I’m guessing the locals will be far more clothed than what the article displayed.
Walking down the street in St, Petersburg I saw a number of incredibly stunning women. Not just all the curves in all the right places but faces that were extremely beautiful in a very exotic way for a blonde European. Definitely the Slavic influence – and I’ve never seen that in the US.
When I was there the women were all wearing far too much make-up.
That’s the way I felt walking down Tverskaya Ulica in Moscow. One hot chick after another.
Visit the Istrian Peninsula or Krk to see wide varieties of naked European women. Pula also has a very well preserved large SPQR amphitheater as well.
Have a great time on your adventure. I, also, would love to read anything you cared to write. If you bump into that Groovus cat over there (I have no idea if y’all practice the same type of barber’s arts or even how far Croatia is from Ukraine), please tell him he is missed.
I recall that Groovus had surgery training, though he worked a lot in the ER, where I also play my trade. It would be a hoot to run into him, it’s Emergency Medicine conference. But I do think Croatia and Ukraine are quite a ways apart.
That’s a great time of the year to be there as well.
One of my friends did it last year. Pretty close to paradise.
The Dalmatian coast looks like it was manufactured by Disney.
Right on Doc. Enjoy Dubrovnik and Croatia. It’s a beautiful city and beautiful coast.
Have fun!
I’d like to see the travelogue. That’s a part of the world I want to visit.
I remember reading some of Samuel Clemens’ accounts of his travels in Eastern Europe/ Russia. Not very different from your experiences and what inspired him to say “America is the worst country, except for all of the others.”
Looks like nothing has changed in 150 years.
I often wonder what travel was like in that era when a good handgun was more important than a passport.
“Innocents Abroad”?
That was a good book.
Fascinating story so far. ?
Melodramatic me wants there to have been a more…intriguing reason.
Orthodox Jew?
Melodramatic me wants there to have been a more…intriguing reason.
Something something moose and squirrel.
I always assumed it was something like her passport photo showed a woman with long hair – and the bureaucrat’s job is to find a reason to deny the requested service.
As others have written, this kind of trip, while so far out of my reality, is absolutely riveting to read.
This jumped out at me:
That evening, in a conversation with Sonia’s mother (with Sonia translating for us) her mother related that Russians believed that freedom meant freedom to commit crime and everybody was out to get money or any goods they could, however they could.
I always wondered about how people deal with the craziness of sudden freedom. They have no cultural or historical reference, so the fact that the venal side asserts itself isn’t surprising. One of my hockey buddies is from the Ukraine. He came over here in 1994 or so with the rest of his family. After a year, his sister went back (and is still there). She was just overwhelmed and hated it here. The rest of the family kicked ass.
Thanks for another great installment, Tejicano!
I have heard that some people who defected from the Soviet Union during the cold war couldn’t take the amount of choices available and went back – even knowing that they would be facing severe punishment and probable imprisonment. Sonia’s mother was in her late 50’s and had never known any other life until the wall came down. She was lucky to be in a state-related job which had value after the change but not everybody in the world around her was so lucky.
I was in Moscow this week. Moscow, Idaho. The Palouse. Beautiful.
I spent a year at the University of Idaho. I really liked it up there.
I can only stop in for a second but I brought you some derp!
https://www.politico.com/interactives/2019/how-to-fix-politics-in-america/inequality/pass-an-anti-racist-constitutional-amendment/
The Mandarins will fix it. I don’t think that plan will work out the way it is presented.
::facepalm::
::headdesk::
Nice!
Now do the NBA.
I’m tryin’ my best girlfriend, believe you me.
“It would establish and permanently fund the Department of Anti-racism (DOA) comprised of formally trained experts on racism and no political appointees.”
Sounds like the author is trying to get a new job.
Right?
Holy fuck.
The Dept. of Anti-Racism? I don’t see how that could go wrong.
“Miniluv” for short.
Shit, I got Brooksed. ?
Covered in rich & tangy ketchup?
“It would establish and permanently fund the Department of Anti-racism (DOA) comprised of formally trained experts on racism and no political appointees.”
So… the opposite of democracy?
Serious journalism
Preventing violence, no matter the motivating ideology, is a difficult and imperfect process—not least in a society that protects hate speech as well as access to guns. McAleenan serves in an acting capacity; a permanent successor might not share the same priorities. Then there is the matter of money; some of the very same kinds of programs DHS now wants to expand have seen budget and personnel cuts throughout the Trump administration.
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Neither ISIS nor al-Qaeda is yet vanquished either, and they remain priorities for the department despite efforts to pay more attention to other ideological actors, and even violence motivated by no ideology in particular, such as the Sandy Hook school shooting. McAleenan noted the problem of people returning to the U.S. after fighting in Syria, and said the department can’t lose focus on what he says has worked in the past against jihadist terrorism. “We’ve prevented another 9/11,” he said.
DHS is now trying to correct gaps in its understanding of terrorist threats, calling for, among other things, an annual report “evaluating the domestic threat environment.” This is important, Selim said, but the fact that no such report yet exists shows that the government is already behind. “We’ve lost significant time that could have been devoted to studying the behavioral and social issues that motivate domestic violent extremists.”
The problem of extremist violence, no matter the ideology, is also one that runs up against the first two amendments of the U.S. Constitution. Communications technologies can help connect extremists in communities, where they encourage and feed off one another, even inspiring or facilitating the planning of attacks. Guns are easy to get and hard to regulate.
That stupid Constitution prevents us from putting the white nationalist terrorists in re-education camps, where they belong. We can’t even confiscate their goddam guns. What kind of backwards shithole country is this?
“Public statistics show that white supremacists now represent the deadliest extremists in the United States—for instance, the Anti-Defamation League ” etc.
And I’m done…
In the wake of 9/11, Bush formed the DHS to calls of “do something!” and slack-jawed yokels everywhere supported giving the Federal government the power to crawl up everyone’s ass so we can put all the “Islams” in camps. Not even 20 years later, it’s come to bite the vacation in Branson, MO, we wear khakis and polo shirts to Mom and Dad’s wedding anniversary at the Olive Garden because the Olive Garden is fancy, terror moms in the ass.
How does it go again?
It was the Golden Corral buffet. They have a chocolate fountain.
A chocolate fountain is fancy!
Thank God for Dockers!
Dickies. Business casual.
And this-
“We’ve prevented another 9/11,” he said.
is passed along as simple uncontested fact.
Big badaboom:
https://youtu.be/WLqzU0l93Ms
LoL:
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2019/09/new-strategy-fight-white-supremacist-violence/598501/
From Bob Boberson’s link.
The amendment would make unconstitutional racial inequity over a certain threshold, as well as racist ideas by public officials (with “racist ideas” and “public official” clearly defined). It would establish and permanently fund the Department of Anti-racism (DOA) comprised of formally trained experts on racism and no political appointees. The DOA would be responsible for preclearing all local, state and federal public policies to ensure they won’t yield racial inequity, monitor those policies, investigate private racist policies when racial inequity surfaces, and monitor public officials for expressions of racist ideas. The DOA would be empowered with disciplinary tools to wield over and against policymakers and public officials who do not voluntarily change their racist policy and ideas.
That’s as far as I got, because I was laughing so hard. I’ll turn myself in to the Ministry of Love, first thing Monday morning.
At least he recognizes the need for an amendment. Most idiots these days think they could do anything with a law.
Constitution needs updating, I wonder if there we could get a committee together, re write it in 21st Century English with input from all concerned parties, i.e. Yesterday’s Protesters (Album or group?). They even are working from a consensus and of course any liberal art major that got fired from Starbucks. Hey, we’re all in this together. We’re gonna save the planet! Donations can be sent…
If we rewrote our constitution now it would look like the EU’s constitution, 70,000 words (no kidding) and positive rights everywhere.
and nary a limit on power to be found
Hot take: racist ideas aren’t something I give a shit about unless you want to violate someone’s rights.
^
Heh, scroll at the link for some sweet Justin Trudeau/Hadji from Jonny Quest memes.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=383417
I don’t know where they were posted originally but it’s good stuff.
Justice in the workplace
Cory Booker has become the latest Democratic presidential candidate to back unionizing entire industries by supporting a concept called “sectoral bargaining.” The idea dates back to the 1930s and involves the federal government creating union-management committees that would set wages and other work standards.
The change, if adopted, would radically shift the business landscape across the U.S. Under sectoral bargaining, unions would be granted enormous power over industries, while businesses would be strictly limited in the workplace policies they could adopt. All workers in an industry would be represented by the union officials on the committees.
The New Jersey senator backed the idea in an “opportunity and justice plan” his campaign issued this week. It called for bringing “multiple employers across an industry to the table, including through wage boards, that set wage and other workplace benefits and standards.”
We will institute our plan for appropriate government oversight of the economy, as soon as we wrest control from those fascists in the White House.
The Cory Booker “Let’s Finish Deindustrializing the United Stapes Plan.”
Why oh why can’t they get it through their thick skulls that industries and businesses that are made unprofitable will just pick up and move? Hell, it can be seen playing out at the state level right now with just the most cursory of research.
If you can’t run a business under these draconian regulations, you shouldn’t be in business. Music to big businesses ears.
That’s true, big businesses that can afford to shoulder the costs would be the prime beneficiaries but that’s a benefit, not a bug. Fewer businesses makes it easier to put them under the government’s thumb and if you’re a big government guy that’s quite a plus.
“and involves the federal government creating union-management committees that would set wages and other work standards.”
Sigh. In get annoyed when left libertarians complain about the animosity towards unions by right libertarians. This is why. Because it’s always entrenched in government privilege. Also…. Screw over the good workers by tying the salary down. It’s always about punishing success and rewarding mediocrity
Radical change! Smash the system!
Why, that’s just what America is crying out for.
You know what is really cool about European flight lounges? They just leave out bottles of booze and trust you to decide how much should go into your cocktail, no poor sap United Club employee holding you to 1.5 ounces per glass. I’m enjoying a tall Grey Goose bloody mary right now. The key will be to keep enough cognitive functioning to make my connection.
They treat you like,,, like AN ADULT!!!
Do any of the major airlines offer an “unaccompanied drunk” service?
Based on personal experience, almost every flight to or from Las Vegas.
Check out Mr. Big Shot, club-shaming us those of us who fly coach!
Being a gin guy, the KLM ones are some of the best for that. Several different gin/jenever lines all just waiting to be drunk.
Although the self pour automated beer dispensers in Japan are quite nice too.
https://youtu.be/wLmf4ItXm4g
Call for a wheelchair.
Wait… they probably don’t give those out in Europe either.
I know plenty of adults you wouldn’t want to turn loose at a lounge like that.
People who have no self-restraint in any circumstance are not adults regardless of the number of years they have existed on this planet.
Theory: Frank is an imaginary person, and this is a “Fight Club” like situation.
While Frank is not his real name he is a real person – and is about as fantastic/unusual/spectacular a person as you could ask for.
Of course I believe you, but also I am developing theories that will shock the world.
Developing? or implementing?
Developing! I outsource labor.
OT: U.S. to deploy military forces to Saudi Arabia, UAE after drone attacks on oil sites
Primarily!
So Patriot batteries and such then. It’s not ideal but I’m not surprised. Saudi Arabia seems to be yet another supposed ally that can’t competently do a goddamn thing no matter what equipment we sell them.
Swell. So “not thousands” = 1,999 at any one time?
Don’t neglect ‘contractors’ , they want a piece of the action, bringing peace 1 missile at a time.
I see opportunities
Storybook romance: Tinder launching an ‘Apocalyptic’ choose-your-own-adventure series that matches people based on their decisions
Better than sex.
Black conservative activist Candace Owens tells Congressional hearing ‘white supremacy and white nationalism are not a problem’ – and says the left’s war on masculinity is a far bigger issue
I’m glad Congress is addressing these issues.
If Candace needs some masculinity, she can get it when I’m hitting her from the back as she claps those cheeks on my ballsack.
Jus’ sayin’
‘Change is coming whether they like it or not’: Teen activist Greta Thunberg gets a rock-star reception as she joins global strike for climate change in New York and warns sceptics that the mass protest ‘is only the beginning’
What a time to be alive.
Don’t criticize her, she’s just a child! Sure, a child that’s being taken seriously that wants to enact policies that’d quintuple energy prices and would plunge is into an intractable worldwide depression but a child just the same.
She just wants the life a 16 year old girl has in a pretechnological civilization. Married to a man a decade or more older than her, and pregnant with their 3rd child.
No; she thinks she’s going to be the boss.
There is much to be said for the “If you want to participate in Adult Conversations, be prepared to be treated as an Adult for the stupid things you say”
She’s right out of a horror movie.
I expected this https://wickedhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-omen.jpg
Wasn’t that you that posted the picture of the kids at that march holding masks of her? That was as creepy as it gets.
This one.
Beat your kids, people, because when you don’t this is what happens.
Oh my God.
Whatever commie group this is a front for must be creaming themselves at all this attention.
Yeah, if I ever find some shit like that at Chez Naptown, well, that’s a whuppin’.
I’ll oil my Maxim gun in anticipation.
Euphemism?
Listen, you paranoid clingers
Under O’Rourke’s plan, Americans who own assault-style weapons would be required to sell them back to the government. Anyone who refuses or fails to forfeit those firearms would be fined. He has also proposed a licensing system in which gun owners would have to complete firearms safety training and register their weapons.
It’s unclear whether O’Rourke’s plan will help his presidential run, which has been stuck in the mud. His campaign has pointed to recent polling data that suggests support for a mandatory buyback program.
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Others have offered support for a mandatory confiscation program.
“I can only speak for myself and I liked what he had to say,” said Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-N.Y.).
“I want to hear people say that we’re going to get the weapons of mass destruction off the streets and out of children’s hands,” she said, adding that “candidates should be talking about their different positions on assault weapons so voters can make the right decision.”
There’s no sign that O’Rourke is backing down from his call for a mandatory assault weapons buyback. At an outdoor town hall in Aurora, Colo., the site of a deadly 2012 mass shooting, on Thursday, he doubled down on his call for such a program.
“To these AK-47s and AR-15s — more than 15 million out there, every one of them a potential instrument of terror — we will buy back each and every single one,” he said.
Nobody wants to take your guns away. Nobody wants a national firearms registry and licensing scheme. You’re just being silly. Now “sell us back” your AK47s, or we’ll huff, and we’ll puff, and we’ll blow your house
downup.I don’t know of anyone who bought his guns from the government, so I guess they won’t have to sell them “back”. Whew. What a relief.
I got my M1 Garands, my 1903 Springfields, and my 1917 Enfield from the CMP. Is that close enough?
And then we’ll throw you in the clink when we get word that you still have one, and that’s if we don’t just roll in and gun you down like a dog. Watching the left furiously fapping to the idea of enacting a policy that will result in god knows how many deaths of otherwise law-abiding people has been offputting to say the least.
I can’t wait for what is defined as an “assault-style rifle.” Will a semi-auto shotgun be on the list? I have seen John Wick assault mad dudes with Benellis – that shit has to be on the list. Maybe just Italian shotguns?
Will a semi-auto shotgun be on the list?
Nah. That’s on a different list – weapons prohibited because they exceed .50 caliber.
Well, all semi-auto rifles in Washington are now defined as “assault weapons” and require training and a permit to purchase. This includes tube fed .22s
– 76 Branch Davidians
I guess that’s one way to get rid of a bunch of cops. NRA teams up with BLM?
I don’t recall the NRA ever siding with citizens against cops. At least, not since the singular reference to jack-booted thugs.
True.
I think that outcome would have been different with today’s media. WLP got curbstomped pretty quickly by the establishment (including mr read my lips) and the media as beyond the pale. No alternative narrative allowed.
At least the link works.
Figured out how they could’ve salvaged Bohemian Rhapsody. They should’ve made it Weekend at Freddy’s. His AIDS ravaged body would’ve been the perfect prop.
Needless to say, ignore this drunk idea.
Never saw it, as we rarely go to movies. That bad?
My wife hated it because it banked on nostalgia, same reason she’s not wild about Stranger Things. I didn’t particularly like or dislike it. I thought it was fine, but it didn’t really get into much in terms of putting the story in the larger context of the times. It bordered on trite, I thought.
It is a completely uninteresting movie.
How Texas barbecue found a home in rural Sweden
Appropriation!
Last night’s post!
https://youtu.be/KDBTl0SI70Y
My God.
I love those sorts of stories.
They always make me think of the line about hamburgers in Barcelona – “Here ‘hamburgesas’ are really bad; it’s known Americans like hamburgers—so again—we’re idiots. They have no idea how delicious hamburgers can be, and it’s this ideal burger of memory we crave, not the disgusting burgers you get abroad.”
I love these stories, too. A bunch of expats coming together to teach a bunch of boring Europeans about delicious food.
Greta Thunberg looks like Chuckie’s (the doll, not the football coach) eviler and scarier sister.
She has black eyes, like a doll’s eyes, and then she testifies in front of congress and then they tear you(‘re wallet) to pieces.
Wrong your, ah screw it.
Great story. I remember back in the eighties, Malcom Forbes rode from the border to Moscow with his motorcycle group The Capitalist Tools. Of course, they had boucoup bucks so it was easy-breezy. Then, inspired by that, a couple of guys did it the rough way on their choppers. The story was printed in a series in Iron Horse magazine. It was very similar to your story, but by bikers on choppers. Lot’s of scary border crossings and buying gas was about the same experience as buying heroin in the US. I’ve always been intrigued by Russians. They were the scary, monster enemy of my childhood. They have some of the most intense stories, and I can sorta relate.
Trump admin ignored its own evidence of climate change’s impact on migration from Central America
You best be building that wall, Canada – we comin.
Yeah, it couldn’t be the roving criminal gangs or government policies fucking up the economy.
So economic migrants then?
Crop shortages
There are many possible causes of crop shortages. I believe they occurred even before industrialization.
Certainly it has nothing to do with ethanol subsidies in the US.
Would it be gauche to add crosshairs to SugarFree’s Dem Deathwatch graphic?
The law is… in a state of flux
In a blow to a unionization movement sweeping private universities, the National Labor Relations Board on Friday proposed a new rule that would strip graduate teaching assistants at those schools of the right to collective bargaining.
The proposal would reverse a 2016 ruling by the labor board that graduate students at private schools are employees — and not merely students. That guidance opened the door to union elections at more than a dozen schools around the country.
Student organizers and union leaders vowed to challenge the rule and continue organization efforts.
“Graduate workers deserve respect for the work they do and the right to join a union, just like any other employee,” said Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers. “President Trump doesn’t agree — and he’s written a new federal rule to try to stop them in their tracks.”
The NLRB’s position on whether students at private schools have the right to unionize has shifted. In 2004, during the presidency of George W. Bush, a Republican, the board ruled that graduate student instructors are not employees. The board reversed itself in 2016 under President Barack Obama, a Democrat.
Totally not politicized. Why don’t they just listen to Randi Weingarten? She has the best interests of those teaching assistants at the forefront of her thoughts.
Next will be lifetime tenure for grad students. Because they’re primarily employees. Smh.
My institution doesn’t even do tenure for us professors (which I didn’t appreciate until I was in a management position)! All this is going to lead to is the wide-spread adoption of our model.
And decreased opportunities for grad students.
I wouldn’t mind adopting this model.
This guy haunts my dreams.
She’s cute
Hey, here’s some good news. I posted a link to this story a few days ago about a guy ,Jonathan Vanderhagen, who was chunked in the clink after he went on Facebook and criticized a judge who awarded his ex wife custody of their child who lated died. He was acquitted yesterday:
https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Man-accused-of-threatening-Detroit-area-judge-is-14455114.php
The process is the punishment but at least he isn’t going to prison.
Never forget that the Red Guards of the Cultural Revolution was started by a 15 year old. Fuck Greta. She is evil, right up there with Stalin or Hitler
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Chengzhi
17 year old.
Apparently, Mao was a god that failed.
I need to admit that I love my wife. Almost as much as I could love a white woman. The half breed child she has blessed me with is nearly as lovable as a little blond child. My only hope is that she will marry another white person and their quarter breed will marry another white child and so on until finally the only thing betraying her race is the high cheek bones.
Welp, I found my shocked face.
This is making the Weekend with Freddy’s sound like a greenlightable project.
Go home straff, you’re drunk.
I only make myself laugh when I’m drunk.
I’m torn between offering to get you a nice drink of water/helping you get to bed and just sitting back and letting you continue.
I was gonna hope he drinks more. It can only get better.
Replacement for the Sat morning beer thread?
I’ve tried sex with white women. Didn’t work. Having an orgasm with with near humans is my kink. *Am I going to get cat butted?
Do online postings count as grounds for divorce in Japan? Asking for a friend.
*hands straff a bigger shovel*
Mood.
I doubt you’re the only one laughing.
My God.
extended LOL.
It’s way past bedtime. Please remember that my privilege caused me to not realize the racist nature of what I have said tonight. As penance, I’ll make my wife wear blackface tonight.
Have you been taking a lot of Advil? Seems like your fever is way down.
Fuck you guys. Bet this would be gold on zero hedge.
I appreciate you.
Thank you. I can’t stay in character anymore, though. *Curls up in genkan*
Drink some Calpis in the morning for that hangover
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/3/3a/KARUPISU-244×300.png/revision/latest?cb=20190618142934
Fever…. get it?
Nevermind.
Now I get it. Can’t find my damn phone. Bet I left it at Matsuya.
My kids are half Jewish.
Can… uh… is this allowed? I don’t know if I’m allowed.
Uhhhh…. Definitely go sleep this drunk off.
It’s only 1:40 in Japan – push through until morning!
We are all halfbreeds deep down…
https://imgur.com/a/IBC9iuz
So you really like that couch huh?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kotatsu
Oh, no. Coal is not dead yet.
However, in countries such as Bangladesh, Vietnam, and Indonesia, coal is often the most affordable option for increasing energy access. This energy is only affordable, though, because our current economic system fails to account for the externalities of extracting and burning coal. There are health costs related to pollution, as well as costs related to killing our planet! Yet our economic models fail to examine these impacts. A study published earlier this year found that, in the U.S., replacing coal plants with solar facilities would save us money.
I wonder if they have incorporated the “toxic externalities” of the mining and manufacturing required to produce that solar and wind power.
So they want these countries to have unaffordable energy.
They hate Brown people….
What about night power? Pretty cool actually.
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/breakthrough-device-can-generate-electricity-from-the-night-sky
They left out Germany, China, India, and oh, every other country in the world. We are all “killing the planet”. Say five Our Gaias and ten Hail Gretas.
*Watches as a 100,000 tons of coal rolls across his screen*
Thank god it’s not!
So they want these countries to have unaffordable energy.
Modern technology is overrated. Those people would be much happier as subsistence farmers, scratching the earth with sticks from sun up to sun down. Their lives would be fulfilling.
DDid someone up thread comment on the Huffpo article defending racism but not the on drop rule, by saying a businessman was trying to “destroy affirmative action” by claiming that a a DNA test showing he was 4% black meant he qualified for goodies as a minority businessowner?
Essentially Huffpost is saying that the guy doesn’t look black enough to benefit from government sponsored racism. Talk about dropping the mask.
The Glibertarians.com 2019 Fall Anthem
“Drop that jaw and get it, babe.”
I’m stealing that line.
Not this?
Andrew Yang: As a parent of young kids I believe rampant access to pornography is a real problem. We need to empower families to be able to moderate what our kids see and when.
Hey parents, it’s time to get involved in your kid’s lives.
^See #47 for my answer^
I have a very important announcement to make. I have decided to finally come out publicly as a sapiosexual.
*awaits applause*
You like skull fucking?
Who doesn’t?
The King in Red?
Nobody likes a smartass
Wrong. Feminists and hippies love a smart-assed man.
As ZZ Top sang
No one who matters.
+1 patchouli stank
Thanks Tejicano! This is another good installment.
I like the picture of the King Charles Bridge in Prague as the thumbnail for the story.
As we were walking near the main port one day I saw a Ford Model T parked in a small space outside a tiny, old warehouse – the blue-and-silver “Ford” insignia on the radiator having been replaced with a hammer and sickle.
If I remember correctly, Ford had a factory in the Soviet Union for a while before the Second World War.
Right on Tejicano, enjoyed both parts and look forward to the next.
Reminds me of a trip I took in the early 00’s. We planned to ride bicycles from Amsterdam to Istanbul. Unfortunately, it was the rainiest European summer in decades. After a couple weeks of biking and camping in the rain we were near the German/Czech border and looked at the skies to another day of hard rain. We said fuck it, went to the train station and got train tickets with our bikes and gear to Italy. We started biking again in the glorious sun and biked from Italy through Slovenia and down the Adriatic, including two of the islands in Croatia. Absolutely stunning scenery. When we got to Dubrovnik the skies opened up again and torrential rain came down for five days straight. This Aussie couple kept coming past our campsite trying to sell their British drive Skoda station wagon. On the sixth day it was still pissing so we offered them 350 euro and they took it. We had an adventurous drive through Montenegro, Serbia, Bulgaria and onto Turkey. I ended up driving it back to Amsterdam after a crazy adventure trying to sell it in Istanbul. Pro tip: you cannot enter Turkey with a vehicle and sell it there under any circumstances. Made it back to the Dam and sold it for 500 euros and a case of Czech beer to some Czechies who drove it back to Czechlandia.
Very late to the party, but I really enjoyed this. Please keep it up.