Mmmm. Bambi.
You gotta love Idaho. The patio project is coming along nicely, but work just stopped dead until next Wednesday. It’s opening weekend, and everybody is going hunting.
I bring you Saturday night links, impeachment derp free.
That’s one way to increase work productivity.
I hope they at least got to finish.
Oh please, please, pretty please, let it be so.
Get this man a cheeseburger, STAT!
A new Florida Man.
Don’t mess with an elk whose sole purpose this time of year is to get laid.
In honor of the season, a few words from Uncle Ted.
A NAKED couple fell to their deaths while having sex on a third-floor balcony after a house party, it was reported yesterday.
The woman, a 28-year-old mother, and her 35-year-old lover slipped over the edge of a wall while romping in Ecuador, it’s believed.
That’s a climactic way to go.
Came & went at the same time ?
PetitGrand MortIt was one of those total body orgasms I hear about?
Talk about coitus interruptus.
That guy really fell for her.
That’s not how you do the pull out method.
Wait, I thought we avoided kink shaming around here?
I thought we shamed anybody we wanted to.
I thought we had to shame people whether we wanted to or not.
I thought we had no shame.
*lights The HM signal*
Go away! ‘Batin’!
The new Florida Man took me to the Panther’s QB story.
Countdown until the edit fairy fixes it and I look weirder than normal in….
Danka.
Bitte.
The ruling found her to be Argentina’s first “nonhuman person, with the right to liberty”.
One of these things is not like the other.
Stoopid.
By all means, treat them humanely (*snort*) but let’s not get carried away. This is just another case of a judge gone rogue.
“sentient being”
Homo sapiens or GTFO.
** glares in binary **
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Oh, no you di’int!
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Show-off!
*gasp*
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Remembering conversations between Spock and Kirk…
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Why not? Courts treat corporations as “people”.
They have to be able to own things and enter contracts, so if we want people able to pool resources we had to create a fictitious person. I sometimes think we should have found another way to handle this, one that didn’t get the Government as involved.
A corporation, at least, is a collection of people. Nobody granted personhood to kennels.
Meh, Orangutans are pretty close relatives. It isn’t the first time people have considered them humanish, the name itself means Man of the forest.
Orangutans have even become president
I didn’t read the link so wasn’t paying attention to what animal it was.
When apes start recognizing each other’s rights we can start the conversation of including them in civilization.
You’ll notice that the only named “right” mentioned by this judge is an obligation placed on others…
APE SHALL NOT KILL APE
An orangutan which spent 20 years in an Argentine zoo is being moved to a US animal sanctuary after being granted the same legal rights as humans.
When is she getting a gun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
That is the best video I’ve seen in forever.
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission banned me from New York, because if I ever shook hands with Ted, we would both simultaneously explode.
LOL!
And then he walks around with it over his head. I AM THE VICTOR!!!
** fires shots into ground **
DANCE MONKEYS!!!
I’ll now join Howard Cosell in hell.
Say hi to Jimmy the Greek.
That’s awesome!
I linked that same video last week – something about giving 16 year-olds a global political platform…
“the same legal rights as humans”, so the ape totally has the right to apply for and be denied a gun, sure.
It’s a slippery slope…because of the banana peels.
She has to pass the background check first. Feces flinging is a red flag.
Two people were injured Thursday after an elk violently charged at a woman in Estes Park, Colorado, officials said.
In a video recorded by a witness, a woman can be seen on the ground using her feet to fend off a bull elk that had charged at her with its antlers.
Colorado and no one has a gun?
City folk believe all wildlife is friendly and cuddly.
They’ve clearly never seen Cartman’s Forest Creatures
One of their finer episodes.
Colorado is now Blue
Now? haven’t they always been a bunch of filthy hippies?
The Hippies and the Rednecks used to be in balance.
I keep hearing it, and I keep wanting to think the insanity is confined to Boulder.
California used to be Republican, so did Washington, Virginia etc. I’m not hopeful even if Trump wins in 20, who wins in 24? 28? Team Blue is moving hard left and the country as a whole is shifting their way demographically. I think it is only a matter of time.
2020 could break them. Let’s hope it goes down like that.
I can’t think of even one state that is turning Red. Prepare to accept your new fascist overlords.
Related.
Estes Park is opulence. Opulence which pays for the view.
From the sidebar of the bean dip meth story:
While under arrest in the rear of a police car, a handcuffed Florida couple removed their clothes and began having sex, an encounter that eventually was interrupted when a sheriff’s deputy “opened the door to stop them,” according to an arrest report.
Then, when 1 shot themselves in the scrotum, drugs fell out of their ass?
Indubitably.
Can’t be a gladiator eating dandelion greens. News at 11:00.
“cause he was a glad-he-ate-her!”
Now if I can only remember the set-up for the joke.
He should switch to Dandelion wine.
I had that once. It was horrible.
They do dandelion wine RIGHT in Amana Colonies in Iowa. Those crazy Amish will ferment anything.
Unrelated except for the word “wine”: My XX TD just turned 16. About a year or 2 ago, there was a BOY in her life, first kiss, other things going on the school called me about. So here I am, a mom freaking out over her daughter’s burgeoning womanhood when this queued up on my playlist. It’s dark outside. Raining. I’m by myself in my office. It’s like 2:00 a.m. or something ridiculous, and I start bawling my eyes out. So now if I see [insert whatever non-grape flavor here] wine, I think of that night.
Awwwww
I just knowed that’s what it was gonna be.
There’s nothing else it COULD be.
Emotionally related.
When I’m building my female characters and I decide when they lost their virginity and how, it’s all good. I don’t give it a second thought.
When it’s my kid, my insides turn into a debris-addled tornado of panic.
Sex is a wonderful and natural thing. Your daughter or niece having sex not so much.
EGGSACTLY!
Sex is a wonderful and natural thing.
This guy agrees.
That was cruel.
Sex is a wonderful and natural thing.
Sex is natural, sex is fun,
Sex is best when it’s one on one.
True confessions:
A) I saw Bolton in concert. With Kenny G. Yes. Yes, I did. I will now prepare for my banning.
B) I have that George Michael album. And I LIKE it.
Ted’S bringing the hate to the men. To the ladies, not so much.
Here, try this.
I have never heard that song before. I like it.
Related.
Sex is a wonderful and natural thing.
Then you’re doing it wrong.
I have that George Michael album. And I LIKE it.
I un-apologetically listen TLC’s Crazy Sexy Cool Chilli may just edge out Elisabeth Shue.
Own it. Love it. Dance to it when nobody’s around.
Found JB’s link’s in the last article to a recent book on Cults of Personality and read through it. Found this little gem of “wisdom”:
“Reading Marx under Marxism, Dikötter says, was highly imprudent: “One was a Stalinist under Stalin, a Maoist under Mao, a Kimist under Kim.” In short, Marxism was whatever the dictator said, and not what Marx had actually written.”
NoT REaL CoMmUnISm? How original!
Yeah, I think the point was that whatever Dear Leader says trumps any ideology.
Heh. They still don’t get it. That is the end game of socialism. Marx and his ilk were all a bunch of malcontents, misfits and losers. Their so-called ideology was the product of their own frustrations that they were not in power themselves. Marxism is a roadmap to ultimate power. There isn’t any goddamned utopia at the end of that road. What lies at the end of that road is totalitarian oppression of the worst kind. That is what it was designed for.
How to be a dictator. My original comment was how I thought it was interesting when Presidents and candidates followers try to turn them into Icons.
https://quillette.com/2019/09/27/how-to-be-a-dictator-a-review/
If that organutan has human rights, then how do we know that it desires to live in Florida?
Surely if it is human it can communicate its wishes in some fashion.
No, they ruled it is a NONhuman PERSON.
Makes perfect sense.
Right?
Isn’t there a Star Trek episode about this?
Dunno. Rarely watched it (especially the original), and only really liked DS9 when I did watch it.
Human nonperson is common enough these days so nonhuman person seems to follow.
My pet rock identifies as a registered voter.
My rifles all identify as Nereids.
It likes the taste of meth ?
No one likes the taste of meth.
Not at first.
It runs around naked and once ate a guy’s face?
That’s a half truth.
-1 Bubbles the Chimp
Post fail….go to 2 min mark
“…how do we know that it desires to live in Florida?”
No one gives a shit, that’s how. They care about being morally superior to every one else which they have now proven.
“Surely if it is human it can communicate its wishes in some fashion.”
LEO? Government employee? Maybe I missed something.
Orangutan. Wait is that related to Oranjeman? BAD!
“Doctor and father-of-five faces life in prison for prescribing a HALF MILLION opioid doses in two years”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7515115/Doctor-facing-life-prison-thousands-opioid-doses.html
I admire his work ethic.
Someone is numbing their pain somewhere. DEA man is here to stop that shit in its tracks!
“‘Another privileged white man without a clue’: Adam Levine is accused of cultural appropriation after unveiling his ‘corn hawk’ hair style, while others question his ‘life choices'”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7515391/Adam-Levine-criticized-unveiling-corn-hawk-hair-style.html
OMG, who the hell cares?
The same people who post Demi Rose pics every day?
No, those are totally different people.
Exactly. Save your rage for something that matters.
Rage? Yes. Derision? Prefectly appropos!
I hope the Colorado, Montana, etc. glibs are safe.
This. Plus lotsa milk, bread and eggs for that all-important post-blizzard French toast. (Srsly – be careful out there!)
I don’t know why we’re all freaking out about vaping when the real danger to our children is instant soup.
Unfortunately, too many congresspeople are in the pocket of big instant soup and refuse to pass reasonable regulations and instead allow the instant soup companies to profit off the pain of our children.
If you toss a baby in the soup the protein makes you a better quarterback.
Am I bad person for laughing at that?
Personally I worry about Guam tipping over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA
(Actual still serving )US Congresscritter in action.
Remember, the median IQ is 100 and 100 is STUPID, but means that the distribution is roughly equivalent to the right and left of the median. So for every person that is out there solving millennium problems, creating new drugs, devising unbreakable cryptography, searching the heavens for clues to the mind of God, or deciphering the genetic code, there is a Hank Johnson or Sheila Jackson Lee.
Now remember which set writes the laws that govern the others.
Think of how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of humanity is dumber then that.
See, there are tons of instances of Lefties saying incredibly stupid shit, but they always write it off as just an isolated incident or buy the unlikely excuse that it was a joke or something.
On the other hand, if a non-Leftist says something stupid, it goes into some big anthology that will be trotted out at every opportunity to prove how stoopid they are.
Isn’t getting scalded by instant soup safer than eating it?
Big sugar, big alcohol, big auto, big swim pool, when does all of this vaping danger nonsense stop? How about suicides of teen age boys after banging their English teacher a dozen times, won’t no one think of them?
Big Sugar
I saw them twice around 96 or 97. Fantastic live band.
I’m sorry for the loss of your hearing.
It was in a cabaret style bar and yes, it was LOUD!
These guys were the back-up for one of the shows https://youtu.be/DByMKeQRQp8 They were just kids but they rocked the joint!
That last one is called Big Booty
I blame the Japanese
100,000 kids scalded by food or drink each year in the US. Obviously we have to ban food and drink.
“Don’t mess with Q whose sole purpose no matter what is to get laid.”
FIFY.
Dirndls.
https://www.pinterest.com/genobonelli/the-dirndl-girls-of-oktoberfest/
Tits.
http://archive.li/s2Bew
Also: the sad part is that elk probably had to be euthanized because of dipshit Midwestern (no offense) tourists.
Elk is tasty. Hopefully they slaughtered it and had dinner.
Nah. They would just tell the dipshit tourist that approaching a bull elk during the rut is a great way to get killed.
Three fall elk incidents.
I lived three years in the Bozeman area of Montana. Yellowstone has huge herds on Rocky Mountain Elk and every year of two one ends up in somebodies house/store during the rut because I bull will challenge their reflection in the window. As a result some park employees and local residents will place strips of tape or cardboard in their windows to break up the reflection. The animals also know exactly the line of the National Park and will not voluntarily cross it during daylight hours.
One year when I lived in central California during the rut my primary assistant and myself went out to check the land we managed. We heard two Tule Elk bulls challenging each other so moved to a small hill overlooking the challenge. Two nice bulls with 10-12 point (west count) racks started fighting. The crashes of antlers and heavy bodies was remarkable, much dust rose and they fought for over an hour. By the time it was done as the sun prepared to set both animals were staggering around and bloody with only their main beams with maybe the stumps of 2-3 tines. A few things from that fight. 1) While the fight raged a satellite bull successfully bred three of the surrounding females (cows). 2) A couple of days later we returned to the scene and collected several pounds of antler. I still have some of it. 3) At some point one bull won and he drove off the other. He was taken by a archery hunter a few weeks later. When I checked the animal out the wounds were healing, but several were multiple inches deep in his haunches.
The first bull I killed with a traditional muzzleloader (caplock .54 cal ball) was a in AZ in the juniper country. My dad and I were covering an area that had recent sign and I had a cow call and he a bull call. WE got a bull angry and he started in to get the challenger (dad) and add to his harem (me) He came out into the open heading right for my dad. Since I quit calling he ignored the blob under the juniper (me) and was going to kick the challengers ass. I nailed him with a perfect shot at 50m, though his engine house and breaking the far side front shoulder. He kept going for the challenger dragging his bad leg for almost 100m before he collapsed dead. (I almost didn’t notice because I was picking myself up from being almost run over by a running cow from the harem.)
Morale of these tales- do not fuck around at close range with bull elk. But they taste good, not as good as a youngish cow elk, but still they are great eating.
These were awesome stories.
Helluva wingman there.
In other words, handle with care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o4s1KVJaVA
Great stories. That’s why I’m always impressed by people that take elk and moose with a bow.
I tried bowing at a deer once, and it didn’t die.
That’s the problem with bow hunting. It’s typically a matter of trailing the blood line, waiting for them to bleed out. I prefer taking an animal to be quick and clean, but then again, there’s been a number of birds that I’ve knocked down, and then had to finish the job by hand.
The elk is gay. I can tell because he didnt want to be shot at 50 yards and then he refused to crawl 100 yards.
Juniper Country is a thing? *gazes towards the horizon wistfully*
So it’s not just bears that can smell it, huh?
In fairness, some Midwesterners try to earn their deaths.
/remembers arguing with a girl wanting to walk between two fighting Buck Whitetails
Prost, frauleins!
“The Indian and the buffalo existed hand in hand.”
The buffalo didn’t really get anything out of the relationship did they?
“The Indian and the buffalo existed hand in hand.”
Hand in hoof, yeah, I’m guessing the buffalo were here first and weren’t wearing Indian robes.
Nobly living in tune with nature and peace with their fellow man! Do not ask what happened to the megafauna of the Americas, the Anasazi, or the 10s of thousands of ‘guests’ of the Aztecs every year. People are people. Red or Yellow, Brown, Black or White People love to kill each other, take each other’s stuff and break things. That is why I am proposing that we do everything we can to find another intelligent species somewhere in the Galaxy, and then go drive them before us and listen to the sweet sweet lamentation of their egg layers! Only then will humans truly learn to love one another!
Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President
Coming from the Bee that would just be satire. From the Onion? I think it is a “shut up and go away” message.
Sometimes they retain the old spark.
The Onion still has a sense of humor. Good to know.
I don’t know who is a college football fan, but #1 ranked Clemson almost lost to NC a 2&2 team. I hope they are suitably punished in the polls.
Yeah. I don’t recall if they were being panned by the Don , but that would have been a good hide.
I had them going down since day one.
But that one’s easy math: the chances that they stay perfect were thin (a mistake, some injuries, coach gets caught in a an unpersoning vortex, act of Zardoz, you get the picture) . . . . they couldn’t go up.
Yes: NewWife and I were pulling for Mack Brown (from TN, btw) just to drink to a Clemson loss. I agree: it’s a Pyrrhic victory for UNC, but a complete denuding for Clemson.
Protipea > > Southerners can be picked out of a crowd this way: we pronounce Clemson so that is hints at sounding like Clumsun.
Gutsy of NC to go for two points and try to win.
I agree. I was watching on espn gamecast, so I couldn’t figure out how they din’t Tie it up initially. Ballsy but stupid in my opinion.
That’s gonna hurt.
Wow. Yeah that should drop them out of the top 5, especially with their cake schedule. We’ll see I guess.
I made the same observation, but harbor doubts as to whether the pills will reflect it adequately.
“Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President”
https://politics.theonion.com/hillary-launches-campaign-to-raise-100-million-or-else-1830416470
and I poop
sksksksk
pisspisspisspiss
That’s pretty good. Didn’t a Hillary supporter buy the Onion right before the election? Their coverage was not that dispassionate.
Is the Onion being forced to up its game because Babylon Bee rubs laps around them?
It’s been a while since Onion landed a jab on a leftie.
rubs?
So, I’m sitting in a bar at Pearson International watching something called “TicToc by Bloomberg.”. Holy Mary Mother of God, I didn’t think it was possible to get stupider in real time. Apparently you don’t have to have a functioning brain-stem to watch this.
Does CNN has a Canadian branch?
No, Thank God.
That’s what the CBC is for.
Yeah, I figure that’s what plays in all the airports and dentist offices.
Global warming crap?
Bloomberg…isnt that the soda and gun control guy? Anything to advance authoritarianism is right up his alley and AGW is custom made for that.
“Starting to look like two possible outcomes: Trump and a number of others end up in jail, or thousands of journalists end up in prison camps”
https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1177731227807338497
The New York Times could have saved a lot of money by hiring Miss Cleo.
He’s such an idiot.
The replies are pretty savage.
I am still waiting for Trump’s vigilante gangs of murder cannibal rapists roaming the streets. One of the writers at TOS assured us that would happen. Is Krugman working for Reason now?
Is that not happening around you? Here is Chicago, it’s not uncommon for gay black men to be attacked by MAGA hat wearing dudes with bleach and a noose.
Or Not Adahn.
“After a bad day, some people come home and kick the furniture. I get on the internet and make fun of the New York Times.”
https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/404814522306662401
“SARAH JEONG OUT AT NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD ???”
https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1177767117564891136
Glib parents. A project to do with your kids the weeked.
https://youtu.be/3ai8C4f7zjY
Awesome!
Sure science fair winner, or expulsion. Either way, DO IT!
Response from the previous thread:
Yeah I agree. Pinnacle Peak Patio isn’t great. The last time I ate at Reatta Pass the steak was pretty good.
For those who are wondering what we are yammering on about. Its where this scene was filmed (never mind the music dubbed over).
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRQcZUkLRoQ
That said, if you want a steak in Phoenix, there is only Durant’s.
I will try to remember Durant’s the next time I am in the area. But truly the only way to have a steak in the Phoenix area is to go to the Tonto National Forest. Find an area with an unobstructed view of the western skyline and get a bunch of mesquite. Wait for the sunset colors and burn the mesquite down to coals, cook steak to your liking and consume with your beverages of choice. Enjoy the desert getting dark and the bats coming out.
That, or you can drive 400 miles west and get them easily.
But it’s Cali, fuck that
National Forest
That’s not Phoenix, thats Payson. Which is nice
“WOW, they got caught. End the Witch Hunt now!”
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178076844135976966
Whew, I’m glad Dr. Gu is there to set the record straight.
Hi Dr Nick!!
Every tweet by Trump I have seen he is the first 3 or 4 replies. Does this guy sit around all day waiting or Donald to take a crap?
I saw him quoted in a f’in news article the other day. I laffed.
My Alma Mater is looking pretty good in NCAAF tonight.
Have an assortment of beers in the fridge for the game. Starting out string with a Victory Golden Monkey Belgian Tripel 9.5%.
Which game?
Buckeyes vs Cornhuskers.
Yeah, I switched to that one after the Kansas State/Ok State game took a 30 min lightning delay.
That should be a good game once the lightning clears out.
There’s been some really lopsided games today.
I am about to open a Stortebecker Keller-Bier. I picked it up in Germany and have never tried it. Some Keller Biers are excellent since they age deep in the ground and have open CO2 vents which admit elements of the storage and aging site.
Don’t believe I’ve tried any.
The Sour Monkey has made it into my rotation. Good stuff
I’m not big on Sours but I like that one. Probably because it’s so close to the Golden Monkey and it’s not terribly tart. I can only have one though.
It’s a one and done for me as well. I usually split it with my wife.
I’m simmering Food Labs’ Texas Chili recipe but with Adjika that I found in the market across the street and the smell is driving me crazy. Two more hours to go!
So, dinner at midnight?
Nah, looks like around 10pm.
I eat late anyway.
“Why did the Toronto Star just remove a high quality Trudeau blackface video? ”
https://www.thepostmillennial.com/why-did-the-toronto-star-just-remove-a-high-quality-trudeau-blackface-video/
“A new high quality video of @JustinTrudeau dancing in blackface”
https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1178027994285260800
“This dude really stuffed his pants ?”
https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1178051702785806341
OMG:) what an embarrassment.
I’m no Trudaeu Fan boi, but how can you even tell that’s him vs some generic Chad?
Black face canadians all look a like to me.
Has this been shared? Hilarious!
https://youtu.be/CLxpgRqxtEA
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That’s great! +1 NATAS!
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
That was awesome.
I’m dying:) lol:) that’s like perfect.
fucking Awesome! it’s really perfect,
I laughed so hard I that I scared the dog! Outstanding!
Insrument: IKEA Growl Mic
Nice!
Nugent was such a badass. It’s a shame about his recent persona.
My first concert ever. ’79 or ’80? With Amboy Dukes. Krokus opened.
Stayed awake all night?
While eating the rich.
That was my older brother’s first concert too, in Berlin. Then it was my first concert the following tour, in Stuttgart. Gamma (Ronnie Montrose) opened for Pat Travers who opened for the Nuge. It was in some warehouse/convention hall and was standing room only. People would get crushed on the barrier (a big bar) in front of the stage. As people got exhausted from pushing back against the crowd, they would get pulled over, and space would get created. A few songs into Ted’s first set, we were front row on the bar. We cheered as we got to the front. I turned to the stage as Ted jumped off the the drum stand. When he landed, the flashpots went off our faces. I was deaf and blind for the whole of Stormtroopin.
I still play Montrose on the jukebox all the time.
That is a rock and roll approved story. I’ll allow it. Boom,Boom, out goes the bad motorscooter. THEN the house in the way got burned down.
“Double Live Gonzo” was in heavy rotation in my parent’s basement circa 1978 -79.
Beer 2. Boulevard Dark Truth Imperial Stout 9.7%. First time having this beer. Porters and Stouts are my jam and I’m really digging this. Oil can viscosity. Rich, dark, smooth and delicious. Hint that f coffee but not overwhelming. Would buy again.
My Man! Stouts, Porter’s and Sours are my favorites
“Elizabeth Warren says her parents had to elope because she was part Cherokee and part Delaware.”
https://twitter.com/AlytaDeLeon/status/1178019629102505986
How?
How? Because small town gossip is ALWAYS right and NEVER has a personal bias against somebody. Everybody in small towns get along fabulously and never EVER have contention and ALWAYS know the truth about EVERYONE.
Mojeaux, after all this time, you deploy the sarcasm?
I am usually more bitter than sarcastic.
Truth is, y’all are head and shoulders smarter than I am, and often I think my sarcasm is childish.
Nah. At least my brain meat is just broken in special ways.
Besides, you have created something that has changed this entire place in a way more then I have you cunte. 🙂
Awww *blush* pshaw.
Yes, we are all brilliant scintillating wits. We never say genius things like we’d hold Squeaky Fromme’s knife lol
You aren’t wrong…
If this tells you anything about my random thoughts, I was pondering “cunte” as I returned from the store this morning. That led to “cunte and cod”, which then led to “Codde and Cunte”–just like “Field and Stream”, or, “The Swan and Paedo“but, different.
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@AlytaDeLeon
And it looks like this entire story turned out to be entirely made up
I’m sorry, but has this person been under a rock?
Didn’t the DNA test prove otherwise?
TV night with Mr. Mojeaux. Watching Emergence. Frumpy housefrau police chief is Frances McDormand Lite, although not a pregnant one.
My wife recorded that.
I found HM’s cousin
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFiXvMVUUAAXbGm.jpg
https://twitter.com/ReinBourne/status/1177253678492848128
LEGEND.
WAY TO OWN IT!!!
Fucking cops. I guess they’re not instructed on the Constitution on purpose.
They read the secret writings from Article VIII:
Section I
In all cases Federal action may be justified because fuck you, that’s why.
Section II
Everyone is guilty until proven innocent or proven to be employed by the State
Section III
The prohibition against Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Facto laws shall not apply to people who are icky, or who offend the powerful
Section IV
Graduation from an Ivy League University shall confer a patent of nobility.
Section V
This article shall take effect upon the decision by the people that actually matter that smelly working people are getting uppity.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFlat5kXYAAovvU.jpg:large
LOL
Gilmored
Hey.
I know that first guy.
Straight out of the Department of Too Damn Local: Little suburban/rural school district near Dayton is badass. I am irrationally proud of ’em.
Excellent!
And… the nut-punch.
Swing…
From 2011 to 2017, the district didn’t have a school resource officer, but now they’re one of four districts in Miami County to utilize the sheriff’s department for help.
…and a miss.
God what a fucking echo-chamber around here.
/yes I am calling back to the The Troubles from earlier this week
You took the words right out of my mouth
And me too.
Number 3. Ommegang Three Philosophers Quadrupel with cherries added 9.7%. This beer is delicious. I was very unsure about the cherries, but it’s really just an accent and really makes the beer. I will be buying more of these.
Fuck You, I’m totally jealous now, I hope you enjoy your awesome beer!
/JK, truly great beers you have tonight,,
Thanks Yusef:) I’m enjoying for sure.
Just ‘cuz it seems kinda quiet around here at the moment, here’s what is possibly my all-time favorite song, dedicated to any and all Glibs who may be struggling to scrape together enough o’ that filthy lucre to survive.
I thought it was going to be <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOAlaACuv4^"this
Eh, I didn’t close the link properly, but it still works.
No, you didn’t close it on the proper link. That’s a Ted s. song!
That reminded me of another fave, but more full of wist. For those struggling in general.
Broke folks tune.
Good ‘un.
I’m a man of means, by no means
https://youtu.be/7HBQFjoqDYE
Fun fact: My maternal grandfather did some hoboing (sp?) after he got back from serving in WWI. Almost ended up on a chain gang in FL, ‘cuz they REALLY didn’t like hoboes down there. Left as a proper train passenger with a baby alligator in a box. Lost it on the train.
Lol. Awesome story. You should just make something up about the future of the alligator though:) lol. Artistic license:)
Proto Florida Man.
My paternal Grandpa rode the rails after he was drummed out of the U.S. Cavalry for stealing 45’s and selling them off base. This was sometime in the late ’20s-early ’30s.
Here’s one that’s stuck in my mind recently – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An4uDegHB8s
I love every version of Littlewing I’ve ever heard, but I prefer this for my SRV fix.
Yes, SRV makes me sad…. in a blues way
MY favorite song is WAY different than all the other music I listen to.
Not this?
https://youtu.be/aXXqDWsCzuk
Interesting fave. I like to ponder what a person’s favorite song may tell us about him/her. But I generally keep my ponderings and/or conclusions to myself.
I’d be happy to hear your ponderings. I of course know why it’s beloved by me, but I’d love to get a take from you just for shits and giggles.
Right here? In front of the whole Gliberverse? If so, I’ll try to be appropriately vague and cryptic.
Well, you have a Mr. So I wouldn’t want to be so presumptuous as to have you DM me on twitter like Anthony Wiener. But…
When I’m feeling mellow, this is my favourite :
https://youtu.be/Md8EesTaIsA
But this is the greatest song of all time :
https://youtu.be/apBWI6xrbLY
Fight me.
Any love for this Marley cover?
To be sure, it’s a nice cover.
Busy day, drove into the city (Green Bay is 45 minutes away, and yes it is a city, big city round these parts) for a sale at the comic book shop, then went to work, got home from work and animated a cartoon; now I can finally relax.
By my remembrance of WI, 45 minutes away=8 miles of no traffic (they like going slow up there!)
Sounds like your only experience in WI is around Milwaukee.
Yes sir.
There was MINIMUM speed limit signs with fines listed and everything.
Yeah, Milwaukee is full of
libtardsold ladies. The real Wisconsin 45 minutes means about 60 miles.Rugby World Cup, Volleyball World Cup, Sumo Autumn Basho… somehow I missed the 2019 Shoeshine championship
https://youtu.be/MGD7JHrveC4
Charles S. Dutton was a Shoe Shine Champion.
Well, I learned that Nevada Weed prices are outrageous, and the Quality is Meh,
My Daughter is an admin for a Grow operation in Arizona, 500$ for a medical card,
Needles California, half the price, better selection, I’m headed south tomorrow,
Needles is only 30 miles away, irony? Gas is 3.50$ a gallon, AZ it’s 2.50
Speaking of Montrose
https://youtu.be/fgg5eDLsiTQ
Sorry, but that was terrible and ameteurish, they were young, so it’s OK
Also, amateurish and raw but from Australia I believe. Still good shit.
https://youtu.be/fnNtz5Z1svg
That’s half the charm, Yusef! I still listen to that album once in awhile when I’m working.
try some UFO,
https://youtu.be/hx52ucWcbds
Here we go again… I love UFO, and hits are hits for a reason, but this feeds my UFO jones way better. What can I say? I like some b-side action.
The G kids were dancing, good call
You guys are gonna have me searching my house for forgotten coke if you keep that shit up:)
Yeah, Hager was what? 16? I like raw shit. Oh I do love UFO. You gotta go live:)
https://youtu.be/iv9CqO3bwqU
Yesssss!
Man! I feel like I’m getting kicked out of high school all over again!
Who says you aren’t? j/k
Just “sksksksksk and I oop” the kids – where did you hear that? They were very curious.
You asked.
Isn’t that how you pronounce the contents of this photo? – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An4uDegHB8s
Every generation tries to be unique and draw attention to themselves. After you have seen more than a few of them repeat the same ol’ tricks and then grow out of it the whole ‘latest new exciting totally original shtick’ gets incredibly cliche. After seeing enough of them I cant really tell them apart. This bunch is recycling some ’90’s kitsch? I didnt even realize that stuff was special or even out of style. Now I see why being immortal would drive someone nuts. Imagine having to watch that over and over for eternity.
After a while you stop watching
Liberace, Little Richard, Bowie, Alice, Marylin Manson, same thing, different times…….
When jazz first became popular in the late 1910s and early 1920s, the older generation was lambasting it as nothing but garbage music; no-talent noise made by a bunch of undisciplined punks.
And there are statements on record from jazz musicians from the ’50s about this newfangled rock and roll music calling it exactly the same thing.
Jazz is just a jumble of notes, I play it well….
Valley Girl, Emo, Goth, Bi, different flavor of Valley Girl. The trite edgeness of the spoiled.
That is poetic.
Must be those hi octane beers talkin’:)
Agreed. I am stealing that.
To me, it’s Valley Girl on speed and not quite as creative.
Hi
No. But that’s a decent idea.
Low https://youtu.be/yWgBiJP7ivM
I love Crac…
*clicks*
…what the fuck is this?
Hey, I’m old. Whatcha gonna do?
How deep is the snow there?
No snow…yet.
Evening MikeS. Congratulations to your Twins, and may they do well in the post season.
Thanks, Neph’. That sucks to have 93 wins and not make the playoffs. Especially when you look at the NL records. You guys had a hell of a year, and made one hell of a comeback.
I hope the Twins can represent the Central well and not completely shit the bed against the Yankees like, well, basically every other playoff meeting for my entire adult life.
We did it to ourselves. We dropped way too many games against teams with terrible records. The worst is knowing that the next couple of years are probably going to be rebuilding ones for the Tribe.
And fuck the Yankees.
Fuck the Yankees
Fuck the Yankees and the Braves.
^ This. Always this.
#4. A lot less potent and a lot more local. Homestead Tenpenny Amber Ale 5.2%. I’m not at all bias because they’re local. This is a good Amber/Red. Very drinkable.
On a different musical note, I grew up with a Christmas compilation by Columbia House. The Magic of Christmas. I mean, we played the hell out of those records. I’ve been gathering Christmas music since I was 18 to try to force it to become as magic as that compilation I grew up with, but alas, that wasn’t ever going to happen. Finally, FINALLY, I got my hands on the track listing for that compilation last year and bought as much of it as I could find. Right now I’m putting together a playlist on YouTube. I will share it if you want it.
My Christmas song
https://youtu.be/uMtteocAA80
Stop! Just Stop It! It’s still September.
I love that song.
That one I linked has some really obscure ones, like this one.
Here’s mine.
Would…come home. Lucky she survived Spector:)
You could always go the Bad Religion route, or if you prefer you could go the Vandals route.
I gave up on BR after too many mediocre albums. Was a huge fan despite the retarded lyrics.
It takes a lot for me to drop a band/book series. One of the few I’ve written off is Flogging Molly. After the lead singer gave up drinking (because of his wife, and alcoholism), and started faking it on stage, their albums went downhill quickly.
This exists. Don’t judge me.
Where is HM’s gay dog? Lol.
This should be your XMAS album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uKnd6IEiO0&t=110s
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This is the classic from that channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk
Rode 75 miles with 1500 ft of climbing as a penance for getting sloshed last week at Oktoberfest in SF. Hope it makes a dent in my beer callous.
Sounds like a good ride. Unfortunately storms, and other plans prevented me from going riding today. Next weekend I’ve got a friend asking me to help her get to her first metric century (she just got her first half century a couple weeks back). After that, I’m on call through nearly the end of October, so that will be about the end of my road riding for the year.
I’m planning on doing my first full century in about a month. I’m not so worried about the distance, but it also has about 8500 feet of climbing.
Good for you. The full century is still on my bucket list. My longest day so far is only around 75 miles. That’s one hell of a climb though, one of the worst rides I did was called the Sweet Corn Challenge. The half century had over 2,750 feet of climbs, which is large here in northern Ohio. What’s the worst grade you have to deal with?
Overall about 7% but I’m sure there are spots that are over 10%.
Damn. Enjoy your climbs. Most of my rides have a max grade of around 5% (Sweet Corn had a max over 11%).
I’m probably not going to be able to get the century in this year, but I’ve started looking towards spin studios so I can try to keep up my form over the winter. I’ve got a trainer and a stationary, but I hate spending time on them.
I’ve been training on some 20-22% climbs around here, including some on dirt. Not a lot of fun, but it’s nice to know I can do it. The Tour of California came over one them in May, and the pros made it look easy.
Speaking of music, I keep seeing an ad using some lyrics “all around the world we are one….where did we all go wrong”
Guess what dipshit. We are not all one. More than half of the world is crouching in the dark sharpening their knives and whispering “Keep telling yourself that”.
We didnt go wrong. You did in your naive assumptions.
Heh I know exactly the song you’re describing. Nails on chalkboard. No idea what they’re advertising.
The band that played the last show at my nightclub had a reunion show tonight in Georgetown and I keep getting texts asking why I didn’t come. The only notice I had about it was a Facebook invite that I saw for the first time yesterday. I’m feeling all nostalgic now 🙁
Fun short animation:
“Crimson Alpine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSkFLJx4fE
Ok, I’m actually kinda drunk. Was waiting for Sir Digby to show up, but looks like he’s ‘sleeping’. Pussy!
Horseshit
There’s Digby! He knows what’s up!
I will after the post goes up. You staying up for long haul, or gotta crash earlier?
I’ll be there but might miss an hour or so as per usual.
You got a late night post tonight? In ten minutes?
Supposed to…
C’mon, C! What you got goin’ on, other than a buzz?
Is Spud still around?
I bought New Riff Straight Rye whiskey this weekend. Enjoying a neat Glencairn right now. I am not a good reviewer, but here it goes:
Nose: Vanilla…Oak?…pepper if you inhale deeply. (A LOT of pepper if you inhale too deeply)
Taste: starts smooth…then oak…then pepper…black pepper…then it starts to heat up a bit. Partly the 100 proof, partly that’s just how this rye is. There’s a pepper-like “burn” that starts on the roof of the mouth and moves back towards the throat. It’s wonderful. Delicious. Amazing flavor.
That’s likely the worst review ever written.
I think I might have a good analogy: New Riff is to Rye, as Islay whiskys are to Scotch. And it’s glorious.
On topic:
Why I’m Quitting the Glencairn Glass
Of course, I’m the last to talk considering the amount of glassware I have (including two Glencairns I got for free).
Uffda. Now debating glassware choices is deserving of “feature” articles? Yay internet?!?!?
Also, someone needs to tell this moron that you don’t need to actually get your nose into the glass to smell the whiskey. What a fool.
“I have moved on from this climate thing… From now on I will be doing death metal only!!”
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1178002285751865344
That video… Works perfectly.
Nice call back.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1177999397545660416
Shitnado
We’re gonna need a bigger roll of t/p!
So this happened today, youngest Granddaughter wandered away from her Dad and his parents at a hockey game and was missing for about ten minutes. Dad found her outside the rink in the parking lot, striking up conversations with strangers. She’s just turned four and you mean to tell me that three adults can’t watch one toddler? The best part was when Grandma gave my daughter shit for not properly training her child. She hates daughter and always thought that her son “married down”. Wifey is furious.
Glad Granddaughter was found OK relatively quickly (though I’m sure it felt longer to Daddy!) Sorry about the drama. Reminds me how lucky I’ve been in the MIL dept. – Hubby #1’s mom was long dead, Current hubby’s mom was an amazing woman – and I considered it a huge honor that she liked me!
Thanks GT. Daughter gave her MIL three beautiful grandchildren and works full time. If anything her hubby married up. This is why I don’t do family functions, at all.
My MIL is my husband’s stepmother. She and I get along fabulously because we essentially married the same dude. Sometimes I text her and go, “Did Mr. Mojeaux’s dad do X thing?”
My husband’s mother is dead, which is a good thing. For her.
That’s awful. What does your SIL do about it? Talk to his mother? Get his dad to talk to his mother? Something courteous like, “She’s my wife so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.”
My mom had an awful MIL (yes, my gma). My dad NEVER had the will to believe how badly my gma treated my mom and he would never have had the balls to tell her off if he did believe it.
So…your SIL needs to man up and do something about the war your daughter’s MIL has declared on her.
It’s…complicated. I think her in-laws helped with the down payment on the condo (Vancouver so not an amount to be sneezed at) but I hope that they can’t hold that over their heads forever. It’s not a strange situation, to be honest. My mother hated all my girlfriends and eventually my wives.
Always scared the hell out of me when the kid was little and would wander off like that. Imagine being 2 feet tall, have no money, no phone and not even know your own address. “I’ll be fine on my own. Somebody will find me.” *Strolls away pimp style*
I was notorious for doing that buck nekked. I’d get found in the most unlikely places.
Which IS the best style.
“Casey Anthony is considering having another child”
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1177933684214833158
https://nypost.com/2019/09/28/casey-anthony-is-considering-having-another-child-report/
What the cup of noodles is this?
I think that’s one of those “hold the knife” scenarios alluded to above.
So, she’s “woulding”, eh.
/don’t stick it in infanticidal*
*or, whatever
Great minds, and all that.
Needs attention for a while, then the inevitable discarding of the poor doomed child.
Is there a man in America who doesn’t know she’s a crazy homicidal bitch?