The Night Shift for October 5, 2019

What can I say; I kvetched, and my fellow late-nighters stepped up and gave me a confidence boost.  Well, you get more of what you reward.  And you rewarded me—good and hard…  I posted last week’s submission so early on, that I forgot what was even in it.  I guess I shot my wad rather quickly on that one.  (This is where you make me feel extra-special by reassuring me that it happens to everyone at some point or another)  OK; time to jump into the brackish stock pond that is The Night Shift comments.  Caution– this may get a little weird:

 

First, seductive weirdness.  Hey, ladies….

Oh, right!!  My bread-and-butter weirdness.

Artsy-fartsy weirdness.  This is because of a comment I made a couple of weeks ago, and is based on an old inside joke that…you know, never mind.

Segue weirdness.   Yeah, I coulda gone with just “city weirdness”, or, “Pac North West”.  But, that IS a good segue.

Gee…other doktors doctors just went all in on cloning.  That’s one hell of a grudge.  I’ve no wish to start up the great Glibs Abortion Debate of 2019, pt.4XXXX.  This, though…was pure vileness.  Weirdness doesn’t do this story justice.  Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I mentioned Moon Knight in the post’s blurb.  (Yes, I know I mentioned someone from the Tick, too—just stick with me.)  I was never a comic book reader.  In my youth, I was curious about the ones that various friends were reading, so I got lots of info about various characters, and was somewhat up on who did what to whom.  So, I am interested in hearing from glibs who did/do read them.  Which Franchise(s)?  Any particular characters you love, or, hate?  Any good stories from comic book stores/fellow comic readers?  What about your takes on franchises made into TV shows/Movies?  Nerd it up, ya….ya….weirdos!

“Why, yes, Mr. O’Rourke—I am familiar with National Lampoon.  Why do you ask?”  Not meant to be a pearl-clutch, here.  The guy is simply a putz, and plays it to the hilt.

Sex Panther:  A Primer  Heheheheheh…he said “Beaver”.

Weirdness confession:  I am a fan of Fortean subjects.  If you don’t know who he is, you should read up on him (weirdness alert: I’m not linking, just because).  While I’m no devotee to these ideas, or, anything like that, there are various subjects that get lumped into “Fortean Phenomena” that have held my interest over the years.  I used to get books on UFOs and cryptids when I was a kid.  I even got a pen pal in fourth (?) grade, who lived in Inverness, just so I could ask him if he’d ever seen Nessie.  The little smart-ass denied it, then turned it around and asked me if I’d ever seen Bigfoot!  Peasant…Didn’t he know that the correct term is “Sasquatch”?  Really, I’m more interested in what people find in investigating the claims that get made in these cases.  Regale us with tales of your encounters with High Strangeness No, not “strange”.   Well…maybe.

A bit of 80’s nighttime rock?  If you don’t like the 80’s….I can’t think of a weird enough way to finish that sentence.

Comments

295 responses to “The Night Shift for October 5, 2019”

  1. Sir Digby

    Is it bad form to first my own? Well, tough titty, kitty! On the Night Shift, we get:

    DIGGY WITH IT

  2. Cacciatore

    Hello!

    1. Sir Digby

      Yo!

      Been waiting patiently for the story, so…you know…

  3. Yusef Adama

    Bella loves Chili cheese Fitos!

    1. Yusef Adama

      or Fritos….

      1. Sir Digby

        Yu, are you sure she won’t make life difficult for you after those chips?

  4. commodious spittoon

    I don’t even get this dumb site anymore.

    1. Sir Digby

      Well, it gets you….

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      LMAO my bro, i am fuck 2x women of tinder, and 1x is prepare of fuck, however i am release prior to put within…

      am not of virgin, i am fuck.

      i am have also recieve fellatio 2x, and ejaculations, of behalf on women, several time

      1. Jarflax

        have also recieve fellatio 2x, and ejaculations, of behalf on women, several time

        So a cuck?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        “Next time, don’t make me wait for the chicken nuggets.”

        1. straffinrun

          It’s actually a bullshit pic being spread around the bowels of the internet. Black men beat their wives! Sorry about not pointing that out in my first comment.

          1. Sir Digby

            Well….I guess THIS time….

            Sometimes, people are unintentionally hilarious.

          2. straffinrun

            It’s just a picture, but people gonna see what they wanna see.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            There you go othering the blind.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Don’t make me tell you twice

  5. hayeksplosives

    Eell, it’s about bloody time!

    1. Sir Digby

      It IS, isn’t it? Took long enough to get here.

    2. slumbrew

      Again, for the record, 9pm is not “late night” for you, missy.

      Unrelated – the new avatar is a bit of alright.

      My glasses semi-fetish may have something to do with that statement.

      1. Yusef Adama

        Slum Brew, some Brewer who really likes Wine but lives in AZ

        1. slumbrew

          Slumbrew, a guy who left TOS and thought, post-woodchipper-incident, that a less obvious handle was needed, who randomly chose a beer name from a local, bankrupt brewer.

          In Mass, barely drink beer, does indeed like wine, but drinking rye.

          Incidentlaly, shana tova for those (((Glibs))) among us or, like me, who have married into the tribe (that doesn’t make me one of (((them))), but I think my dog is now).

          1. Chafed

            Thanks Slummy. Your dog is welcome too.

      2. Sir Digby

        glasses semi-fetish

        Just imagine a full fetish!
        It is quite the burden at this point.

        1. slumbrew

          I think a full fetish would mean I’d _only_ be attracted to ladies with glasses, which is not the case. They’re just a multiplier.

          +10 glasses of sexiness.

          1. Sir Digby

            Oooohhh! Gotcha. Full agreement witcha, slum.

      3. hayeksplosives

        Oh my.

        1. Sir Digby

          Oh, your glasses? Yeah, slum and I were admiring them…

  6. Chafed

    A Moon Knight question! I’m impressed.

    1. Sir Digby

      Really? Fist bump, bruh!

      1. Chafed

        I read a lot of comics from middle school through college. I remember Moon Knight’s debut. The character was pretty derivative. Mash together Daredevil and Batman and you have most of the character.

        I learned the writer primarily made or broke a particular comic. The X-Men were languishing before John Byrne took over the series. It shot to excellence and stayed there for years. Thor was terrible before Walt Simonson took it over. It was transformed from forgettable to can’t miss. Frank Miller is a fucking genius. Daredevil was largely unreadable. Then Miller came along. The next issue couldn’t come out fast enough. What he did with Batman in the Dark Knight series was incredible. I’ve reread it many times.

        There isn’t a comic that has fared well in the movies IMO. I have enjoyed the Avengers movies and they got Captain America right. Beyond that, not so much.

        1. Sir Digby

          I’m a Nolan-verse fan, I admit.

          My best friend was pretty keen on MK, but I didn’t really know enough to ask a lot of questions–just being aware was enough.

          1. CPRM

            I loved Batman Begins, The first half of The Dark Knight was great, hit and miss after Batman catches the Joker, and The Dark Knight Rises was utter trash from beginning to end. (IMO)

          2. Chafed

            I saw the first Nolan film. He did a goid job as did Christian Bale. I don’t think that version ofvBatman could exist without Frank Miller’s work.

          3. Sir Digby

            This^

        2. CPRM

          I have enjoyed the Avengers movies and they got Captain America right. Beyond that, not so much.

          Well, depends which continuity, because casting Sam Jackson as Nick Fury, when the Ultimate version of Nick Fury was based on Sam Jackson, I’d say that’s pretty spot on.

          1. Chafed

            I wasn’t thinking so kuch of Nick Fury but that’s a fair point. I was thinking of most of the superheros.

          2. CPRM

            Well, what they did with Tony Stark was brilliant. The character is a womanizing alcoholic, So they hired RDJ who was that in real life and said, OK, you’re Tony Stark. Any of his character departures have been acceptable to me, because he was so perfect, It gave the character a feel of a different universe Iron Man. (Never got super in to Iron Man in the comics.)

          3. Chafed

            I was a big fan of the Iron Man comic. RDJ has done a good job in the role. Side note, one of my friends represented him during his darker days.

            The MCU has underplayed the power of the suit relative to the comic. I wasnt thrilled with the change to his origin story but understand the need. The third movie was just bad and made Iron Man look incompetent.

          4. CPRM

            The MCU has underplayed the power of the suit relative to the comic.

            Well, in the movies you always have to adjust the stakes, to make it interesting.

            The third movie was just bad and made Iron Man look incompetent.

            Meh, it was his low point to set up the rest of the arc. He had PTSD from New York and it set up his fears of greater threats that lead to Ultron and their version of Civil War. (I view Iron 3 as incomplete without the Marvel One Shot All Hail The King. I just wish we could have seen him fight the real Mandarin, who is supposedly coming up in the next round of movies.)

  7. AlmightyJB

    Kolchak was great

    1. Yusef Adama

      Darrin McGavin FTW!

    2. Jarflax

      I have the box set 🙂

      1. Yusef Adama

        Sweet! I already got you…

      2. Sir Digby

        heheheh….he said “box”

  8. commodious spittoon

    STORY STORY GREENTEXT STORY YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DEMAND SATISFACTION

  9. Yusef Adama

    JB{ once a Catholic priest, found more work in Aquisition, of Children for OMWC…

  10. Yusef Adama

    Commodious Spittoon: Collects DNA samples and sells them for PROFIT!

    1. commodious spittoon
  11. Sir Digby

    Is CPRM absent? Dammit…

    1. Yusef Adama

      CPRM: a Cartoon Character that act like a Hooman, but is in fact a Human…..

    2. CPRM

      I was here right at 11, then I started watching videos about the Paulding Light.

      1. Sir Digby

        We got great links here!

        Tenacious D?

        1. CPRM

          Yes, In Search of: Sasquatch was a kick ass episode.

          1. Sir Digby

            It really is

  12. straffinrun

    “After the Berlin Wall fell down and Germany reunited, in 1994, they decided to rebuild the women’s church, in the basement, they found dead bodies from World War II, OK?”

    Not OK. What’s the connection with that and keeping a stack of fetuses in your home?

    1. Sir Digby

      non-burials = non-burials?? I mean, crazy is as crazy does.

      /Can we get an “asshole” exclamation in here??

    2. slumbrew

      Genetic guilt, presumably.

      On a related note, my mother didn’t appreciate my position that raced-based guilt is evil and immoral when she started gushing about her new-found church’s dedication to “racial justice”.

      1. Sir Digby

        Oh, dear….

      2. straffinrun

        “Mom, why didn’t you marry a POC?”

        1. slumbrew

          She’s a nominal Catholic who’s been hanging out with Anglicans for the last couple of years – i.e., “like Catholics, but more Woke and with even greater declining attendance!”.

          It’s tiresome.

          1. straffinrun

            I’ve got a sister that is part of some new age christian church that preaches all that intersectional, racial justice crap. She’s pulled the race card on me on FB repeatedly so I had to block her. What sent her into a tizzy was, “Look at the color of all your friends on FB and then look at my FB friends.” She did not like that at all.

          2. Chafed

            Well done Straff.

          3. Sir Digby

            That is very artful turn-around, right there.

      3. Chafed

        Jesus Christ. (Drink!) Sorry you have to deal with that nonsense.

  13. Spudalicious

    This place sucks.

    1. Sir Digby

      What–you want us to get Spuddy, instead?

      1. Spudalicious

        Chain yanking. I love the complexity of the Glib universe.

        1. Sir Digby

          I wasn’t going for “complexity”….

          Damn.

          1. Spudalicious

            Step back, take in the site as a whole. It’s a tapestry of dysfunction, and it’s glorious.

    2. Yusef Adama

      oh, c’mon Spud, it gets old, and tiring, but it’s a hell of a lot better than TOS, thanks for being around!

      1. Spudalicious

        I love this place.

  14. CPRM

    In weirdness: I saw the Paulding Light. That’s about it.

    Comic books, we never had a store around here, I would just get them at the grocery store and they only carried certain series, so if a story continued on in a different series I wouldn’t be able to get it. The one I’m collecting right now is the Night Fall, Knight Quest, Knights End story line where Bane broke Batman’s back. I’m down to missing 4 or 5 books, when I started I think I had like 6 from what I bought as a kid.

    1. Sir Digby

      I thought you made a trek every so often these days…

      1. CPRM

        I do like maybe once a month. The comic stores are all 50 miles away. I don’t ask them to order anything special for me. I just gander at what they have. So I might find like 2 or three books I need each time. And like I said I had about 6, and there like 70 books in the arc.

        1. Sir Digby

          No internet ordering? I would figure that to be a more fruitful path.

          1. CPRM

            I bought a couple online. But it’s more to give something to do than something to have I guess. I don’t want to make it easy on myself and I don’t want to pay shipping on a book that I could snag for a dollar! (The arc came out at the time when they were over printing because of the collector bubble, so too much supply met not enough demand and it crashed the industry. That’s why Marvel ended up selling the film rights to Spider-Man and such.)

          2. Sir Digby

            I didn’t know that aspect of the cinematic universe.

          3. CPRM

            Yeah, the MCU was based on film rights hadn’t or couldn’t sell off. Iron Man well known to comic book fans before the MCU, but he wasn’t as well known to the general public as the X-Men, Spider-Man or The Fantastic Four (three of the ones they did sell off to keep afloat) Namor is the oddity, for some reason (DRINK!) Universal bought the rights to him (along with the Hulk, that’s why the Hulk hasn’t gotten a solo movie again in the MCU, somehow using him with the Avengers stayed with Marvel. Before Disney bought Marvel, the Edward Norton Hulk was a co-production with Universal because they owned the film rights to Hulk solo movies.)

          4. Sir Digby

            Eric Bana > Ed Norton.

            Sorry, but that’s just a fact of reality.

          5. CPRM

            Bana’s Banner looked like he was taking a shit every time he transformed, the movie was abominable and his character was bland. But whatever, Bill Bixby was the best Banner.

  15. TARDIS

    Nice links Dig. *head hits desk* time for bed.

    Later, west coast reprobates.

    1. Sir Digby

      Damn…so soon!

      Well, peace!

  16. Derpetologist

    music to straighten your curlies:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLs6n4_y6Oc

  17. Playa Manhattan

    It’s worth explaining why they drink the blood of virgins.

  18. Yusef Adama

    In 1966, I saw a disc, it was marked with USAF, out or my bedroom window, at El Toro MCAS,
    /Not Alex Jones

    1. Sir Digby

      WE are the aliens…::whoa!::

      1. Yusef Adama

        whoa…

        1. Sir Digby

          Now, if someone can just get Keanu to ride a horse and deliver the “whoa” in his trademark style…

          1. Yusef Adama

            Good evening from BullHead!
            AZ Stoned…

  19. l0b0t

    Ugh… manager just tried to send me home for not wearing my long-sleeved polyester uniform shirt but the union rep reminded him he would still have to pay me for a full shift and he would have to stay overnight to do my work as there aren’t enough other people here to pick up the slack.

    Comix – my taste always ran to the Undergrounds, so Wonder Warthog, Mickey Rat, Fat Freddy’s Cat, the Freak Bros., Coochie Cootie, Checkered Demon, etc.. I love stuff from 2000 AD (Judge Dredd, ABC Warriors, Rogue Trooper), any G.I. Joe with Larry Hama’s involvement, Groo The Wanderer, Cerebus the Aardvark, Elfquest. Shit, I could go on for days.

    1. Yusef Adama

      Unions, hAHAHAHAA! Sorry bro,

    2. Gustave Lytton

      I’m sorry. Idiotic workplace rules suck.

    3. Sir Digby

      I admit I only recognize a few of those titles.

  20. Yusef Adama

    Bella and I are going to Oatman, to check it out….
    Sunday, of course

    1. Sir Digby

      Agreed, Mike–but theme names and whatnot.

      1. MikeS

        Uffda. I must be tired. Completely missed that.

  21. Well done using invidio.us.

    1. Sir Digby

      Not total, but I am learning…

      1. Chafed

        Learn wear they keep Blind In Texas. 🙂

    2. MikeS

      I’ve noticed this popping up in links. What’s the story?

      1. Sir Digby

        Mirror site to foil Googleplex, I think

  22. Cacciatore

    Story time!

    Glib greentext: Tales of Woe vol. I

    >Be me, earlier tonight
    >Just finished side job, doing various things for a condo remodel
    >Get home an prepare some skirt steak and onions

    >Food and dishes done, sweet, time to postpone showering and read Glibs

    >*commence drinking*

    >*1hr later*

    >Fart like I always do, lots, just ate and drinking

    >It’s different, something is off

    >Experience first shart of my life
    >heknows.jpg

    >go to bathroom and check

    >itseverywhere.jpg

    >what do

    >fire up shower and jump in
    >clean at last
    >now the pants, what do!?
    >don’t want to smell poo in the garbage and I’m not putting poo in my washing machine
    >light bulb appears over my head
    >FINISH THEM!

    >get shovel
    >go behind potting bench in back yard
    >bury pants

    This is a real excerpt from my evening.

    Laugh all you want, I murdered and buried a pair of Levis.

    What did you accomplish today?

    1. Gender Traitor

      The beginning of a great horror story when the jeans rise from the grave…

      1. Sir Digby

        The Levis of Shitsmas Past

        1. Cacciatore

          Knock it off before I have to PUNch you!

          1. Sir Digby

            I thought it was rather cle- Nah, I can’t do that.

    2. straffinrun

      Skirt steak means something different to me I’m assuming.

    3. Sir Digby

      I murdered and buried a pair of Levis.

      LOL! I think you out-weirded me, my friend.

      What did you accomplish today?

      I could tell you, but, you wouldn’t like the consequences…

    4. slumbrew

      I’m not putting poo in my washing machine

      That’s pretty much what washing machines are for. Knock off the chunky bits and toss them in.

      1. Cacciatore

        Well, when you put it that way…

        *searches for lube*

        Wait? What were we talking about?

        1. Sir Digby

          Say, were you hairy in HS?

          /Stick around for even wackier stories

          1. Cacciatore

            I enjoy the fact that you have this video on speed dial.

          2. Sir Digby

            Save For Later….or, you know…whatever

    5. J. Frank Parnell

      I’m not putting poo in my washing machine

      Haha check out the guy who doesn’t have kids.

      1. Sir Digby

        Who puts the “poo” in “Whirlpool”?

      2. Chafed

        Ain’t that the truth,

    6. MikeS

      The best part of this story is that the most shit he catches from the commentariat is because he’s too anal to put them in the washer.

      1. Sir Digby

        Don’t be crappy to a fellow glib.

    1. Chafed

      Wifey told me about. I hope like hell it is unconnected to the Botham Jean case.

    1. For straff and the other Nipponese.

      https://tinyurl.com/y5pbh5fn

      NSFW?

      1. slumbrew

        Man, late-night Glibs is even weirder than normal.

      2. Sir Digby

        Is that an honest question? ‘Cause, I wanna see where it IS SFW!

      3. straffinrun

        That is one lucky gal.

      4. slumbrew

        The fisherman’s wife laughs at those amateur’s moves.

    2. Chafed

      You obviously hacked HM’s computer.

  23. Derpetologist

    A song that always lifts my mood:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCmONrFBTRY

    1. From the comments: “This gives me a freedom boner so hard I could fight ISIS with it.”

      1. Derpetologist

        my fav: “this is the combat arms version”

        the regular version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT2nkaBrgsc

        fun fact: composed by a Scientologist

    1. Sir Digby

      Oh, it pissed all sorts of critic types, due to the Mexican = bad/corrupt/violent aspect in their heads.

      Taylor Sheridan writes a mean mf’n story!

    2. slumbrew

      Wife is away this week for Yom Kippur (the one holiday I skip – a house full of hungry women is a hard-pass), and I have Sicario 2 handy – time to finally watch that.

      1. commodious spittoon

        That first movie is so good. Stress incarnate. Shake the sweat off my palms. It’s really, really good.

        1. slumbrew

          First one is fantastic.

          1. Sir Digby

            I’m tellin’ ya–pretty much anything written by Taylor Sheridan is awesome. He’s in demand for screenplays, from what I’ve read.

  24. MikeS

    Digby’s musical selection lead me to this gem. You’re welcome.

    1. Sir Digby

      Oooh…that does scratch a 60’s itch!

    2. Chafed

      Also, everyone wants to play in Ringo’s band.

      https://youtu.be/TJ0E96QlUCA

      1. Sir Digby

        I saw Ringo’s tour sometime around then

      1. MikeS

        I only discovered this song tonight, but damn…it’s infectious. I’m about to listen to it for the third time.

    3. mikey

      Haven’t heard that in years. I would have like to have left it that way.

      1. MikeS

        *baleful stare*

        1. Sir Digby

          Ooooh…. nasty!

    1. dbleagle

      A true classic.

    2. I love that song.

  25. Yusef Adama

    Beer, the answer I sqlways beer, Drunk fucker.

    1. Cacciatore

      Short vans, tall cans.

  26. Derpetologist

    Trump enters Valhalla:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keYMC3Q2kuE

    at the 1:00 mark

  27. Randos—

    Lost Boys: Adolescent me swoons.

    I had spud for dinner.

    The phrase “not OK” is not OK. Who says this? Genocide is NOT OK. That’s gonna make a genocidal tyrant sit up and take notice, all right.

    So do I understand correctly that Sir Digby was once the (in)famous Warty in whose basement one did not go?

    Slumbrew! Who was your TOS counterpart?

    I’m up for a while, proofreading Cuntes & Cods. Say it however you like. I don’t give a bloody hell.

    1. “I had spud for dinner”

      hawt

      1. Chafed

        I didn’t want to say it.

    2. slumbrew

      I had spud for dinner.

      /makes Connery-on-Jeopardy face

      Slumbrew! Who was your TOS counterpart?

      Nothing of note, just my first name – not all that unusual, just unusual enough that nobody else on TOS had it. I’m a mostly-lurker, I don’t really contribute (other than monetarily). Story of my life, really.

      1. You reliably look at titpix.

    3. Sir Digby

      No, I have a feeling I’m about as far from Warty as one can get.

      I am

      NOT
      A
      Naked
      Intruder

    4. Cacciatore

      Kuntes and Kintes

      1. Sir Digby

        I would read

    5. straffinrun

      Lost Boys had one of my favorite lines.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_Na5Ou5Rs

        1. straffinrun

          Fist boys.

        2. I remember rewinding that scene a few times…

  28. straffinrun

    Was talking with an American friend at the bar last night. Japan beat Samoa to get to the next round of the Rugby World Cup. “Half of Japan’s team isn’t even Japanese.” Ummm. “What is ‘Japanese’ and why does that matter? If they were soldiers and helped win a battle, would that matter?” I honestly couldn’t grock his point. He’s a self-described libertarian, so I had a really hard time figuring out where he was coming from.

      1. straffinrun

        Basically. I was happy to see Japan using more foreign born players. Doesn’t hurt me one bit.

    1. J. Frank Parnell

      Man those Samoans are a surly bunch.

    1. CPRM

      Women hardest hit?

    2. Cacciatore

      And more men die of prostate cancer than women die of breast cancer every year. But men are disposable.

      “Women have always been the primary victims of war.”

      1. slumbrew

        “Casa Blumpkin”

  29. J. Frank Parnell

    Just got back from seeing The Joker.

    Quick impressions:

    Totally breaks continuity with the other DC movies. And the comics too, since the Joker is not usually portrayed as ~30 years older than Batman.

    He’s not a sympathetic character, since after about the first 5 minutes it’s made pretty clear that he’s bugfuck crazy.

    Joaquin Phoenix is great but this is probably too dark to get him any awards.

    If you’re looking for a “message” in the movie, it seems to be: Government should pay for mental health care, with a side order of “rich people bad”. (Although – the Joker is an unreliable narrator, so at least some of the “rich people bad” stuff (which I can’t reveal without spoilers) may not be accurate).

    1. Cacciatore

      Orange Man bad

      1. CPRM

        Well, the director hates ‘woke’, no word on Orange Man.

        1. Sir Digby

          He’s not wrong

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        Eh, I think there’s one part that could be interpreted as parodying the bad orange man, but it might be a bit of a stretch.

    2. CPRM

      I’m just done with DC movies at this time. No interest. They are slowly trying to ruin their TV universe with politics. Marvel doesn’t have any announced movies that I care about because they are trying to ‘deversify’ into characters I don’t give a shit about. And I’m someone NOT worn out on comic book movies, but they keep trying to piss me off…

      1. straffinrun

        “Geez, I wonder what it would be like to have X ray vision. That would be awesome.”

        Yeah, I never got into superhero movies. Dark Knight was palatable. But, to each his or her own.

      2. Derpetologist

        I typed “lesbian batman” into youtube and got this:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s1Gld-LHew

        1. J. Frank Parnell

          I typed “lesbian batman” into youtube

          rookie mistake, you need to type that into pornhub instead.

        2. CPRM

          Meh, in the books the character is a lesbian; she’s a newer character less than decade old, but this is the clip that has me worried. The last season of Super Girl was bent on politics it ignored the reality of it’s own universe to be anti-Orange Man. The Flash (The one I do love and got me into watching the shows, has only done race swaps which was like ‘why?’ but otherwise not heavy on politics)

          1. Derpetologist

            My favorite was from an episode of Supergirl that had an AR-15. Bullets were falling to the ground because the writers were too stupid/lazy to look up the difference between bullets and casings.

            at 52 second mark

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6g2_qObk-A

          2. CPRM

            Writers aren’t responsible for what would have been a 2nd team pick-up shot. That’s on the production crew.

            But I’m watching for story-lines, not small cutaway shot mistakes, the story lines are so much worse though.

          3. Sir Digby

            Both are endemic of a bad concept. Which is, that iteration of Supergirl

        3. Here’s the thing. I don’t want a second Batman. She’s set up like a … man. With boobs. How is she any different from BatMAN.

          Not what I want. BatWOMAN needs to be a kickass woman, not a dude with tits. We already know Batman has the physical strength to be Batman. We can infer that a butch woman will too.

          The story is in the juxtaposition of feminine and kickass. See: Buffy.

          This lady was awesome.

          1. Sir Digby

            Love the shower curtain!

          2. More ranting. You know who was an awesome “superhero”? Michelle Pfeiffer’s Wasp, that’s who.

          3. Sir Digby

            No argument, but, she didn’t do much.

          4. She did not, I agree, and that was a damned shame.

          5. CPRM

            Yeah, but Batgirl was shot and crippled by the Joker, at which point she became Oracle. I mean, I would argue Huntress already filled the void left by Btagirl, but Batwoman doesn’t seem to care about getting her void filled, if you get what I’m saying…

          6. Sir Digby

            I….yeah, I do.

          7. I don’t know anything about that.

            My only real point (it’s late and I am woozy on Tylenol PM) is that the punch of a female superhero is her femininity juxtaposed against her badassery.

            Wonder Woman with Gal Gadot did a good job of this.

            A butch superhero(ine) doesn’t do the job.

            Few girls who want to see superheroines fantasize about having a lady love the way superheroes get. They fantasize about being a superheroine with a seat at the superheroes’ table.

          8. CPRM

            I’m not a hetero girl, so the whole lesbian thing gets me interested. Just sayin’.

      3. J. Frank Parnell

        In fairness, the DC movies (in the latest “hey let’s kind of see if we can compete with the Marvel movies but not really” incarnation) suck.

  30. straffinrun

    And Sir Digs, I’d love to see how you decorate your crib.

  31. Chafed

    How much more like this will come out once she is the nominee?

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/05/elizabeth-warren-teaching-job-visibly-pregnant/

    1. Derpetologist

      wiki sez

      ***
      Warren and her husband moved to Houston, where he was employed by IBM.[5][15] She enrolled in the University of Houston and graduated in 1970 with a Bachelor of Science degree in speech pathology and audiology.[11][16]

      The Warrens moved to New Jersey when Jim received a job transfer. She soon became pregnant and decided to stay at home to care for their daughter, Amelia.[5][7][17] After Amelia turned two, Warren enrolled in Rutgers Law School at Rutgers University–Newark.[17] Shortly before graduating in 1976, Warren became pregnant with their second child, Alexander.[5][7] She received her J.D. and passed the bar examination.[14][17]

      The Warrens divorced in 1978.[5][7] Two years later, Warren married law professor Bruce H. Mann on July 12,[18] but kept her first husband’s surname.
      ***

      She ditched the guy who supported her for 10 years because she thought she could do better. And kept his name.

      Bitch.

      1. CPRM

        She ditched the guy who supported her for 10 years because she thought she could do better. And kept his name.

        Him called Many Homes. Him bring home big game?

    2. J. Frank Parnell

      Wow CNN will be all over this.

    3. MikeS

      She similarly said at a campaign rally in May that she would “probably” still be teaching today, “but back in the day, before unions, the principal, by the time we got to the end of the first year, I was visibly pregnant. And the principal did what principals did in those days: They wished you luck, showed you the door and hired someone else for the job.”

      Just how old is she?

      1. Chafed

        70

        1. MikeS

          Right. Making her “before unions” claim absolute bullshit.

  32. Yusef Adama

    I just finished some cereal, I’m out boys!

    1. Sir Digby

      Dang…another down

    1. dbleagle

      The blonde aide is during her damnest not to laugh. I bet she never thought that her college expenses would leave to that place and that speech.

    2. CPRM

      Yeah, It was great, but he did it to an empty chamber (like so much grandstanding is done) so I deduct awesome points.

  33. CPRM

    Alt-right. I stayed up extra special late for Digby, (but he didn’t Go Down). I’ve been up since before 5am CT, and gotta back to work in less than 12 hrs. On about beer 14, last one of the night, so I’ll be around another 10 or 15 minutes (I’m downing them slow tonight because I ate too much at dinner)

    1. Sir Digby

      Alright, ya mighty warrior.

      And, I only go down for….well, you can figure that one out

      1. MikeS

        I only go down for….

        Rock and Roll!

        1. J. Frank Parnell

          Rock n Roll

          1. J. Frank Parnell
        1. CPRM

          OK, just on last link; The Aquabats Super Show is great to watch with kids if you don’t want to watch a shitty kids show.

        2. Sir Digby

          Man, y’all really missed where I was going with that…

          1. Sir Digby

            Mike, I was so excited to see that…Jackyl? Really? The cancerous AIDS carbuncle of rock?

          2. Sir Digby

            You could apologize…

            Chafed?? Need a video linked over here….

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    Still up. Love me some weird tales.

    Also….it’s SAMSQUANCH.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Aannnd on that note….

      1. Sir Digby

        Yes? The note?

        Well, make with it, man puppet!

  35. Sir Digby

    No Festus?? He said something about surviving some manual labor, and possibly showing up…

    He better be OK!

    1. CPRM

      Where ever he is; I’m sure he’s doing whichever saint is the patron saint of janitors proud. (Fuck me I really should be going to sleep at some point.)

  36. l0b0t

    CPRM, if you are still up. If you have not already read it, check out Mitefall. It’s an Elseworlds series that retells the Bane saga but in Batmite’s dimension. Good stuff.

    1. CPRM

      Maybe at some point. I think after I collect this whole arc I’ll go after getting the issues from the Death of Superman-Reign of the Supermen arc I don’t have. From that same period. Finally found the Zero Hour issue I was missing that capped off both sagas.

  37. l0b0t

    Despite a lifelong love of the Beatles, I’m starting to suspect I like Wings even more.

    1. Sir Digby

      Right?

    2. Sir Digby

      I heard PM say once that he was in Wings 2x as long as the Beatles.

      So, your math checks out.

    3. MikeS

      Wow. The night crew has officially lost their minds. Time for me to get to bed.

      1. Sir Digby

        Mike… you loveable bastard. Don’t make me cut you….

        1. MikeS

          ??

          Later

          1. Sir Digby

            ? ?

    4. J. Frank Parnell

      This might qualify as “not even wrong”.

      1. Sir Digby

        ::nods at JFP::

        Sage words

  38. hayeksplosives

    Hi y’all!! Sorry I’m late. Had other things on my mind.

    Also I might need medical help after a 36 hour session on Glibs…

    (Somebody catch me)

    1. Sir Digby

      My patron needs help?!?

      I will assist as needed!

      1. hayeksplosives

        ::Arouses from swoon to find Sir Digby leaning over me and loosening my corset, very gentlemanly, so I can catch my breath.

        1. Sir Digby

          Yes, VERY gentlemanly! I do hope your breath finds its way back to you.

          1. Sir Digby

            I must take care to keep my knight-hood! I had to send in a lot of box tops to get it.

          2. hayeksplosives

            Did ya get the secret decoder ring too?!??

          3. Sir Digby

            It was a medallion, actually 😉

        2. straffinrun

          Why^ we have the largest lurker community.

          1. Sir Digby

            What? I put out quality material!

          2. straffinrun

            Date rape is still technically a date.

          3. Sir Digby

            That’s why there are rape whistles: You just blow very loudly, to signal your intentions.

          4. straffinrun

            I always cum when I hear one of those. Pavlovian.

          5. Sir Digby

            Straff–get ready…

  39. Festus

    I’m here Diggy! Just catching up on the comments.

    1. Sir Digby

      Rawk on–Two appearances back-to-back!

    2. Sir Digby

      Wait–You didn’t go back all the way to the morning, did you??

  40. Sir Digby

    Seems that Autumnal Saturday nights lead to trickle-down commenting.

    As in, it’s down to a trickle

    1. Festus

      Sorry, man. Tired as hell tonight. I seem to have misplaced my mojo.

      1. Sir Digby

        Were you visited by a fat bastard??

        No…not me!

  41. straffinrun

    “Tanaka san (a coworker) used to beat the hell out of his wife when he came drunk. She’s Chinese. He had a serious health problem and now she beats the hell out of him at home. *shrugs*”

    Weird conversation with a friend of mine.

    1. Sir Digby

      That story was a pretty rough fap, straff. I mean, not TOO rough, mind you.

      1. straffinrun

        Stop jerking off to my posts!

        1. Sir Digby

          I left you a nice present upthread

          1. straffinrun

            Entrapment.

          2. Sir Digby

            Well….yeah.

  42. l0b0t

    Sorry, still working but thinking about funny-books. As far as mainstream superhero books, X-Men: Asgardian Wars (wherein Loki conspires to have Storm become the new Thor; and then the fun begins), and the bearded Thor story arc (IIRC, issue 350 – 400; the reason he was absent for Loki to make mischief for the X-Men) were fantastic reads.

    1. Sir Digby

      Excellent! What drew you to Thor?

      1. l0b0t

        As a kid, I was a huge Spiderman and Batman fan but after I drifted over into more adult works, I lost my taste for the long-underwear set. Bearded Thor, particularly his battle with Jormungandr (The World-Serpent, one of Loki’s kids), just spoke to me. It was a beautiful story arc. Here is where Fin Fang Foom reveals his true identity to a wee hero of whose identity he too is unaware. – https://images.app.goo.gl/QUyDpQgzQg7yFbDi8

        And here is Thor’s response – https://images.app.goo.gl/wnEnogMxyB5N3qPJ8

        If that doesn’t send tingles down your spine I don’t know what will.

        1. Sir Digby

          That is some good stuff!

  43. Sir Digby

    So low…

    Not even 300….for shame!

  44. l0b0t

    For CPRM and DEG, a call-back to the previous thread because I’m sad that nobody else linked to it – Gordon Lightfoot – Alberta Bound

    1. Sir Digby

      GORD!!!!

  45. l0b0t

    I would have to say that ElfQuest and Starstruck are the best comics ever written. Honorable mention for Matt Wagner’s Grendel cycle.

    1. Sir Digby

      I know nothing of Starstruck, If I’ve ever heard of it, I can’t recall.

      1. l0b0t

        Drop what you are doing and read it right now. Seriously, it is amazing. It’s one of those that benefits from multiple readings as it is so densely layered and has so many call-backs and call-forwards (like Arrested Development but anarcho-feminist science fiction). It started as a play off, off, off Broadway and morphed into a comic.

        1. l0b0t

          Far better world-building than the Star Wars universe and far better future-slang than Battlestar Galactica.

          1. Sir Digby

            Duly noted.

  46. Sir Digby

    If anyone pops in before the a.m. post; I’m out. Party died a while back, and I’m used up from the weekend.

    See ya tonight!

  47. Lackadaisical

    Went to a potluck last night.

    We brought a shepherds pie in a cast iron skillet. The ghost apparently insisted on washing the fuck out of my beautiful skillet.

    Adding oil this morning. ..

    1. l0b0t

      Ouch! But at least the need to season it gives you an excuse to use it more often.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Ours is a relatively new pan and I’d just gotten it to where I wanted it (after about a year of ignorance and mistakes ). SMDH.

    2. Gender Traitor

      The ghost apparently insisted on washing the fuck out of my beautiful skillet.

      Blasphemy!

      G’mornin!

      1. Lackadaisical

        Morning GT. *tips hat*

        1. Gender Traitor

          ::curtsies::

          Just now had the crap scared out of me – brought my laptop & coffee shake out on to our back porch to settle in for the a.m. A moment ago, a possum came out from behind the low chaise-style futon I’m sitting on.

          At least I HOPE it was a possum…and not a rat! It’s scurried away now, but jeeminy criminy!

          1. Lackadaisical

            At least it wasn’t a skunk. Possums tend to be much bigger than rats, so I think you’re good.

      2. Lackadaisical

        This is going to keep bugging me.

        Like a week ago we had a convo about how many times I’d been married to my wife and i was never able to respond to your question. . .

        we got married the first time to speed along her green card application, but it was sorry notice and we didn’t plan anything, so we basically eloped. Second time was in my hometown, third in her hometown (Mumbai) as much of her family couldn’t attend the second wedding.

        No divorces or whatever.

        1. Gender Traitor

          OK, thanks! I think I mentioned my former B&SIL’s three ceremonies – French civil, Catholic, and (I think) Buddhist. You can’t be too careful!

          1. Lackadaisical

            Yup. Ours were two civil and one Hindu. The Hindu one was different than most people think due to the caste and region of India my wife is from. It was very low key and there wasn’t even a priest.

          2. Gender Traitor

            So it didn’t go on for multiple days? I once attended a combo Hindu/Unitarian Universalist wedding – complete with open flame (hibachi?) near the floor of the UU church’s sanctuary. It went on for at least a couple of hours, IIRC. Probably short by Hindu standards, but long by Protestant standards.

          3. Lackadaisical

            Nope, this was maybe 30 minutes. Shorter than your typical church wedding. We did set stuff on fire, iirc, but at weren’t coming anything. The origins of Hinduism seems to include worship of fire itself.

        2. Gender Traitor

          Was the Mumbai ceremony traditional Hindu? I understand those can go on longtime.