Wednesday Morning Unfamiliar Links

I’m using SP’s computer to write this, and it’s weird, sort of like using someone else’s toothbrush. I shouldn’t be surprised at all the My Little Pony popups. Well, it’s better than her Barbie phase. Anyway, happy Wednesday morning, time to hump!

I can’t think of a segue from “hump” to “birthdays,” so I guess I’ll skip the foreplay, as usual.  And today’s birthdays include a quotable fellow; a rather acidic fellow; a memorial to how low Oberlin has fallen; a fellow with potential; everybody’s favorite parodist; and the Eddie Gaedel of the NFL.

Next, the news.

 

California’s gun laws pay dividends.

 

Baseball always entertains.

 

“The B Word.” Jesus fucking christ.

 

“I like beer.”

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

I really, really, really hope this is correct. Too late for us, but if it can really slow things down…

 

My new side gig.

 

I was wondering if this was parody, then I checked out a few of her other stories. Holy shit, I hope she’s not getting paid for this shit- it’s not only hilariously stupid, the writing would maybe qualify for a B in a sixth grade English class.

 

Now that’s some muscles that would make Warty jealous.

 

Old Guy Music features someone who destroyed her own career in a spectacular way. Really, who gives a shit about the sociopolitical and religious stances of entertainers? Apparently everyone except us. SP and I saw her live during our Austin days, and it was one of the most entertaining and energetic shows we’ve ever seen.

Comments

579 responses to “Wednesday Morning Unfamiliar Links”

  1. PieInTheSky

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! – also those boots look supercute

  2. PieInTheSky

    I really, really, really hope this is correct. Too late for us, but if it can really slow things down… – I kinda believe life long lifestyle changes have a higher chance than drugs, but hope I am wrong

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      I thought a read a story a few months ago that a new type of dementia/Alzheimer’s had been identified that involved a different kind of protein build-up in the brain. So, of course all the Alzeimer’s medicines look spottily effective when a significant number of cases aren’t even the same disease we’re trying to fight.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon
      2. PieInTheSky

        The problem is that things that look short term effective are not long term effective. Being mostly of unknown cause, many drugs treat what can be symptoms rather than causes. If I remember that some drug that removed some plaques forming on the brain only made things worse, because they countered a body defense mechanism against something worse…

      3. Rasilio

        That is the problem when you defined diseases by symptoms and not causes. You almost always end up discovering that what you thought was one thing was actually a cluster of things that all cause similar symptoms

    2. Fourscore

      Hope relief comes quickly, Times a-wastin’

    3. Tejicano

      I heard from a buddy in the US, whose mother has been in long term care for Alzheimer’s, that some (many?) doctors are even leading a movement to stop calling dementia by the name “Alzheimer’s” because they are finding that it is probably a number of different causes for a very similar outcome.

      I have been dealing with my MIL who in two very short years has gone from occasional forgetfulness to assisted living (one year ago) and now to an IV until they can determine if she will start eating again.

      1. Not Adahn

        Too late. The DSM VI will lump them all together as “Alzheimer’s Spectrum Disorder.” And a new wave of tumblrinas will be born.

  3. Just a thought not a sermon

    Damn, Juan Soto thought he was going out for a fun night at the batting cages and ended up at a baseball game. I’ll admit the ‘Stros made Scherzer work a little though. Hopefully he’ll have his change-up going should there be a Game 5.

  4. PieInTheSky

    I was wondering if this was parody, then I checked out a few of her other stories. Holy shit, I hope she’s not getting paid for this shit- it’s not only hilariously stupid, the writing would maybe qualify for a B in a sixth grade English class. – whatever world this person lives in, it ain’t funny. But in the new world of hours comedy is not meant to be funny

    1. Slammer

      I’m a young journalist who covers education and local government at a daily newspaper. I’ve been reporting for local, regional, and national outlets — including Teen Vogue — since 2016. In the last three years, I’ve been on the receiving end of ridicule, mockery, sexism and threats — all just for doing my job.

      I’m doing three of those things right now, sweetie

      1. PieInTheSky

        sexism and threats without any proof but take her word for it. Mockery I don’t doubt. teenvogue and all its writers are eminently mockable

        1. AlexinCT

          If she is not bright enough to see the humor in Blazing Saddles, I suspect she is just dumb enough to see racism, sexism, and mockery in everything else, especially when it isn’t there to begin with. How fucked up must one be to go through life that way?

          And someone should ask her “Where the white women at?”, cause she is too stupid to live.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      “It wasn’t okay during 1974 and it definitely still isn’t okay now.”

      She’s right. It was awesome in 1974 and it’s more than awesome now.

      1. blackjack

        People are not OK now.

      2. Drake

        I was laughing at the quotes she included as examples of taboo jokes.

        1. Drake? I didn’t recognize you without a Hogan’s Heroes avatar.

          1. Drake

            Schultz got promoted again.

        2. Fourscore

          Even if the n—– word isn’t
          spelled out, its funny in this case and I too laughed at the quotes.

          Bleeping something makes it more hilarious

          1. DrOtto

            To blunt that effect, she spelled the whole thing out in one example when the old lady brought the sheriff the pie. I wonder how many complaints that will garner from their readership?

        3. Nephilium

          The sheriff is near!

        4. Fatty Bolger

          Me too! And then I was laughing at how I was laughing at her examples.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Best comment on there:

      Life is going to suck so bad for you. I mourn for every Chad that wanders into your soul sucking path of woke despair. Have fun being terminally single and wondering “where are all the good guys at”. Your cats names will be Harry Potter characters… You don’t deserve to smell Mel Brook’s Toe Jam.

      1. AlexinCT

        Indeed.

      2. Your cats names will be Harry Potter characters…

        I laughed so hard that I think I sprained something.

    4. bacon-magic

      I clicked the link and it said the article was deleted.

      1. Rhywun

        Holy shit, you’re right it’s gone. LOLOL

        1. Jarflax

          Yeah, I missed the lulz 🙁

  5. PieInTheSky

    One of those links does not work in civilization. Guess which one.

    1. Suthenboy

      All of them? I see no links at all.

      Mornin’ Pie.

      1. PieInTheSky

        afternoo’

  6. Slammer

    “Bill to ban the B-word”

    Bill?

    1. PieInTheSky

      I think we will just have to use cunte instead.

      1. This was my reaction. Well, now it looks like I’ll have to call her cunte.

    2. blackjack

      I was hoping it would be “ban.”

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      Rep. Daniel Hunt (D-Dorchester) told the Herald Monday that he filed the measure upon request from a constituent, who he did not identify. He took to Twitter late Tuesday afternoon to defend his decision.

      “One of the responsibilities of all Representatives is to serve as a conduit for direct petitions from our constituents to the General Court. It’s a long-held tradition that gives every Massachusetts resident a voice inside the halls of the State House and a chance to raise their personal interests before the legislature,” Hunt wrote. “While this specific instance may amuse some and alarm others, it remains a important process for self-representation.”

      Dan Hunt is a little bitch.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        What a bitch.

        1. AlexinCT

          Must be some racist that doesn’t like rappers and rap music trying to kill that musical genre…. What’s next? A bill to ban the word “Hoes”?

        2. Social Justice is Neither

          I believe the legal response is what a cunt.

          1. Sean

            Forgot the “e”.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        How about mailing your constituent a pocket Constitution.

    4. mindyourbusiness

      Whyizzzit that this so-called legislator reminds me of Alfred E. Neumann?

    5. Bobarian LMD

      The New England Bateriots

  7. Just a thought not a sermon

    “Kirill Tereshin, 23, injected his muscles with highly dangerous synthol and developed huge Popeye-like arms.”

    Umm, why would he expect something that doesn’t actually increase strength to help him in a fight? Just the intimidation factor (except he looked ridiculous)?

    1. blackjack

      Fun fact: One of the guys who worked for me was a former MMA fighter. He said that he helped train one of the guys from Jackass to fight a real MMA fighter in an exhibition bout. The guy was untrainable, so they just did their best. Anyway, the Jackass actually won. My employee said it because fighting is like playing chess. All the moves have a few options for counter moves, which then beget a new set of counters. The Jackass wouldn’t stick to the script and the fighter had no idea how to counter. I don’t know how real the story was, but I thought it was interesting.

      1. Drake

        I’ve been watching martial arts breakdowns on Youtube. This guy was the drunken master and seemed to drive other boxers nuts by doing things that made no sense. Or just breaking rhythm can mess up an opponent.

        1. AlexinCT

          Yup, nothing is more important in a fight than unpredictability.

        2. The Last American Hero

          It’s how the Gracies created MMA. Put themselves in ring with 7 hand selected fighters that had never countered a double leg take down.

        3. Gdragon

          I remember Augustus, he was fun. Prince Naseem used to confuse the hell out of opponents too although he also benefitted from having huge power in both hands.

      2. Raston Bot

        yeah, that story’s unbelievable. MMA is largely wrestling. in a wrestling match, if your muscles haven’t learned the moves, then you lose. there are no counters that you fall into on accident.

    2. Trigger Hippie

      Big biceps just slow your punches/arm movements down in a fight. In fact, they’re next to useless outside of a chokehold.

      1. PieInTheSky

        maybe you can used them as shields to protect your face

        1. Trigger Hippie

          You just left yourself open to a kidney shot

          *BAM!*

    3. Atanarjuat

      The extra weight probably made him slower.

      1. PieInTheSky

        But is he a bodyguard?

  8. Just a thought not a sermon

    “A Mesa man has been arrested after committing 19 beers runs since July.”

    That doesn’t sound like that many?

    “He has been charged with 19 counts of shoplifting.”

    Oh, so not just beer runs. To me, a beer run simply means you need to go to the store to get some beer.

    1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

      “Beer run” can mean something different in Canada (driving across a provincial border to stock up on beer [etc.] because the prices are lower on the other side of the line); my Canucki brain interpreted the phrase that way, and thus I wasn’t surprised to hear the guy was arrested, because driving across a provincial border to buy booze more cheaply can in fact get you stopped by the RCMP and arrested.

      Because, you see, the BNA Act and its successor, the Constitution Act 1982, guarantee the free flow of goods and service across provincial boundaries, and thus our Supreme Court has of course re-interpreted this guarantee to mean “except for booze and cigarettes,” ’cause many of our SC justices have been functional morons.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        I think we have similar laws in the US, although I believe there’s a certain amount you’re allowed to cross state lines with for personal use. Above that, and you’ll be assumed to be reselling.

        I’ve never heard of anybody actually being arrested for it, though. I suppose it happens.

        1. leon

          At least in Utah, even if you are getting for yourself, you are “supposed” to get the tax stamp.

        2. Nephilium

          Depends on the state and the state laws. Utah forbids any out of state alcohol (there’s been stories of beer geeks going to a fest, getting pulled over, and having their rare beers confiscated). Pennsylvania has some draconian laws (for retail at least) that if there’s a change in name or spelling (or the approval for selling the beer was misspelled) can get beers pulled out of the store.

          And anecdotally, I had an old friend who told the story of when he was on a booze run from Cincinnati. They went over into Kentucky to pick up Everclear (the 190 proof stuff, banned in Ohio). On the way back across the river, they were being tailed by KY state troopers. Being nervous, they slowed down, and then got lit up by Ohio troopers (just about at the state border). As he tells the story, the Ohio troopers were threatening to arrest them, the Kentucky troopers were threatening to arrest the Ohio troopers if they did, And they were being both ordered to stay still and get the hell out of there by the different troopers. They were eventually free to go, with no arrest, and with their booze.

          1. Just a thought not a sermon

            My fraternity brothers used to drive to the Alabama border to buy cases of Falstaff beer (didn’t meet Tennessee health code but cheap as shit). We’d stock up with trunks full. Never pulled over or seemed to be an issue. Might be because we were taking state highways rather than the Interstate.

          2. Old Man With Candy

            When I lived in Utah, real beer was pretty much unobtainable. So people would drive to Evanston, WY, whose entire economy was based on Utah’s liquor laws. The Utah state police would often drive into Evanston, write down the license plate numbers of all the Utah cars, then go back over the border and wait to pull them over and search the car. Confiscation and a $500 fine.

            Nearly every state bans the importation of alcohol without going through “licensed” distributors, with no de minimus or personal use exemption. Moving my wine cellar from IL to AZ involved us committing multiple felonies. Yes, felonies.

          3. PieInTheSky

            Justice was asleep back then and you got away with it.

          4. You know, you could have just left the contents of the wine cellar with me…

          5. Old Man With Candy

            Well, I did leave a bit of it…

          6. Indeed, and it was gratefully received…and consumed!

        3. Gadfly

          I think we have similar laws in the US, although I believe there’s a certain amount you’re allowed to cross state lines with for personal use.

          The compromise for ending Prohibition means that alcohol is literally the only product for which it is constitutional for states to regulate interstate commerce:

          2: The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.

        4. Tejicano

          I don’t know anybody who has ever had a problem bringing booze across the Mexican border into Texas. I once hand carried a case of Tecate on my shoulder across the bridge from Ciudad Juarez to El Paso. There’s no way they couldn’t have noticed what I was doing and nobody stopped me over it.

        5. Rasilio

          It was basically the entire plot of the Smokie and the Bear movies

        6. Shirley Knott

          Hah. One of my ‘libertarian Insight moments’ as a child came when the state of Iowa locked up a long-haul trucker for an unopened bottle of booze he was carrying with him, from East Coast to West, as a gift for his father, because it didn’t have an Iowa tax stamp.

      2. I wanted to gift a co-worker in another state a particular bottle of whiskey. Still trying to figure out how to get it there.

        Arcane fucking laws.

        1. Nephilium

          You can check places online (depending on the states involved), or you could ship it through FedEx or UPS (not USPS). FedEx and UPS can deny the shipment, but if you show up with it packaged and say it’s glassware or the like, they’ll usually ship it. Shipping alcohol through the postal service is a federal crime, don’t risk it.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        Appropriate link… Beer Run

    2. He did go to the store to get some beer.

      He just skipped the step of paying at the time.

      1. Fourscore

        He was in a hurry. ho can wait when there’s beer to drink

        1. AlexinCT

          Someone needs to pass a bill to ban the word “Ho” now Fourscore…

        2. commodious spittoon

          Johno if I ever read one.

  9. Bob Boberson

    My sincere apologies for going OT so soon but this had my blood boiling at 6AM this morning:

    https://nypost.com/2019/10/22/proud-boys-members-get-prison-for-brawl-with-antifa-protesters/

    Nice to know these guys will be locked up for years for getting in a fight whereas their opponents all flounced off scot-free.

    Oh, and by contrast Bike-lock boy got three months probation.

    1. PieInTheSky

      The world is turning into a particularly unfunny joke…

    2. Trigger Hippie

      Examples must be made. Up next, imprisonment for a concealed carry permit holder who uses their pistol to fend off attack from a group of savages.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Bernie Goetz says “hi!”

    3. invisible finger

      Antifa = Hilary Youth. Of course they’ll be protected.

      1. Bob Boberson

        “Hilary-Youth”

        I like this.

      2. Rasilio

        Thing is they aren’t really. They hate Hillary almost as much as they hate Republicans

        1. Bob Boberson

          You’re probably right but it’s odd that the don’t show up to her speaking events armed with flagpoles and pepper spray.

    4. Bob Boberson

      He added, “I’m not sure the most moral responsibility belongs to these two defendants.”

      Yes ‘Your Honor,’ it’s all Gavin McInnes’s fault. Not the violent counter protesters who show up to incite and perpetrate violence.

      1. Bob Boberson

        counter

    5. Drake

      Justice was blind until it recovered.

    6. Raston Bot

      HONK HONK

      welcome to Clown World!

    7. Count Potato

      “The victims in the case were never identified, and Antifa refused to cooperate with the investigation. Prosecutors said that if they could have located the Antifa members, they would have also been charged.”

      So they don’t even know who was assaulted?

      1. Drake

        Assault – the new victimless crime.

      2. Bob Boberson

        Or the extent of the injuries. 4 years might have been a fitting sentence if someone had sustained a serious injury but as it stands they are going to jail longer than a lot of violent felons convicted for crimes against women and children.

      3. B.P.

        Good police work, fellas. Also…

        “During the violent confrontation, Kinsman and Hare repeatedly punched, kicked and stomped on the outnumbered and undersize Antifa members.”

        Huh. Undersize[d]. Maybe don’t go around picking fights, then.

      4. Rebel Scum

        That seems…odd…

        How can you prosecute for assault without a victim pressing charges?

        1. Drake

          I presume absolutely no testimony or evidence beyond the camera? This has to be ripe for appeal.

        2. Drake

          It does make it difficult to confront your accusers. Very Orwellian.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          Because criminal prosecutions are a state matter, and we don’t have private prosecutions in this country.

          The state prosecutes crimes where the victim is unwilling (see domestic violence cases) but they still id the victim and provide proof that an attack happened. Based on camera footage only is nothing. Was there even contact or did the “victim” fake it? Did the victims yell anything so that the defendants felt they needed to defend themselves?

    8. Gustave Lytton

      The victims in the case were never identified

      That should have dismissed the case right there.

      Prosecutors said that if they could have located the Antifa members, they would have also been charged.

      Wait a sec. if they were the unprovoked victims, why would they have been charged?

      1. Rebel Scum

        The whole thing is complete horseshit.

    9. Rebel Scum

      Did they even start that fight?

    10. Enough About Palin

      “for pummeling leftist Antifa members during”

      At least there was a silver lining.

  10. Trigger Hippie

    ‘The legislation titled “An Act regarding the use of offensive words,” states: “A person who uses the word ‘bitch’ directed at another person to accost, annoy, degrade or demean the other person shall be considered to be a disorderly person.” Penalties for a disorderly conduct conviction include a $150 fine for a first offense and $200 or 6 months in prison for subsequent offenses.’

    Massholes gonna Masshole. When Iived there in the early 00’s it had it’s fair share of progressive nonsense but this would have generally regarded as utter nonsense. And honestly, how this could ever make it past a federal appeals court is beyond me.

    Just signaling, or has the legislature completely jumped the shark?

    1. blackjack

      I thought they were second only to NYC for hurling crass insults randomly?

      1. Trigger Hippie

        They are, or were when I lived there. It was kinda nice, actually. In the midwest it seems that a lot of people’s default response to rudeness or recklessness by others is to just hold your aggression and anger in, push it down, and stay polite….until one day the final straw is placed and BOOM!

        In Mass, you just cuss the person, they cuss you back, you both get it out of your system and you go about your day. I liked that. Small releaes of anger instead of one big fiasco.

        1. Atanarjuat

          Being descended from a Kansanian, that does indeed sound like a better system than ours.

          1. Trigger Hippie

            Yeah, I tried to import that attitude back here, it didn’t go over very well.

        2. “Cussin’ was invented as a compromise between fightin’ and runnin’ away.”

    2. Old Man With Candy

      What amazes me is the lack of impeachments for blatantly violating the oath to protect and defend the constitution.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        What else fo you expect from a bunch of bitch-ass pussies?

    3. Shark.

      The MA constitution explicitly forbids any laws curtailing freedom of speech.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Odds on them trying to amend their constitution to ban certain speech?

        1. Low – the few TEAM RED folks would immediately flood the place with bills to ban all sorts of leftist shibboleths.

        2. leon

          Wouldn’t matter. 1A is already incorporated from the Federal Constitution. I know we are used to being on the loosing side of things, but the assault on free speech is all cultural. The only legal apparatus i can think of where this could possibly work is in a “Hate Crimes” bill, and those themselves are dubious.

  11. PieInTheSky

    So as a small summary to the general discussion in my post last night… I do not want to rehash the arguments or restart the discussion, just one final thingy cause I went to bed before the talk ended…

    I do not think humans interact solely in economic ways and I agree people are social animals and never claim such. As I said, and as can be seen from my previous posts, I am less „libertarian” than many here in that I clearly see a „common sphere” in which individuals interact and cause issues and conflicts which require collaborative solutions and non-zero government.

    I think society exists in the abstract, but not as a tangible thing or as an entity as both left and right see it. I believe there are things that lead to general prosperity / general welfare and that individual actions can help or harm larger groups / organizations.

    I oppose the term common good as it is used for the reasons I stated in the post. I believe all language can be manipulated, but some more than others and common good is in that category. As such I see little chance to redefine it as something useful, and prefer to just dump it as a concept. I prefer to focus on less collectivist concepts. Like liberty, which can be manipulated but it is more tied to the tangible person than the intangible society.

    Overall I will ponder the responses (on the tree of wine) as this is somewhat the point of my posting here, to get ideas and have mine challenged.

    Anyhoo feel free to ignore this and carry on with the lynx…

    Here is an Instagram called best hot Russian girls to distract you.

    https://www.instagram.com/best_hot_russian_girls/?hl=en

    1. leon

      I have no problem saying “Society exists” as it’s an incredibly useful shorthand for the interactions of individuals and the history, norms, yadda, yadda. But I agree that it is an abstraction, like numbers. So saying “common good” does not make sense because you cannot sum utility or make comparisons about preferences across people.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Now lets go off topic… Was this covered?

    The American Mind

    Claremont Institute

    America’s Delusional Elite Is Done

    Bronze Age Pervert

    https://americanmind.org/essays/americas-delusional-elite-is-done/

    For some reason bronze age pervert amuses me. Longish read if you are inclined to read it.

    1. Slammer

      I read it. It’s weird, but worth it.

    2. AlexinCT

      Have repeatedly pointed out that Trump’s win was people rejecting the globalist credentialed elite’s movement. Especially their current movement to make them immune from the repercussions of any and all of their failures. At least in the past the ruling class knew they had to produce value for their constituencies and the American people in order to be allowed to skim a bit from the top. Now they are stealing the bulk of the loot they take, and in return, provide nothing but horrible and destructive policy and results, followed by attacks and revenge on anyone that calls them out for their mediocrity and stupidity. They are in an existential battle to keep their status quo against the people that have decided they must go.

      Fuck the credentialed ruling class and the horse they rode in on.

    3. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

      Interesting. One of my god-daughters has gone to Carleton University in Ottawa to attend (God help her) J-school.

      Yeah, I said it. Journalism School.

      She’s already starting to show early signs of mental infection, and I may need to start sending her articles such as this to try and stem the decline. Dunno if it’ll help, but it’s at least worth a shot.

      1. Raston Bot

        prepare to be demoted from godparent to crazy uncle status.

        1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

          Actually, I’m already “Evil Uncle BEAM” with her and her two sisters, so I don’t think I can fall much farther.

  13. PieInTheSky

    So a tool I work one had an original release timeline for end of September and it is past. Obviously when the timeline was established not even half of the requested features were mentioned.

    1. “Can you make that serve a delicious Sumatra coffee and give us the ability to travel in time?”

    2. Shirley Knott

      Heh, that’s the story of most of my professional career.
      Oddly enough [not odd at all], the problems were directly correlated with the degree of “project management”, defined stages, defined process per stage, and a prevailing, but never voiced, stance that coding was just typing.

  14. Private Chipperbot

    Ban containers!

    London – Police in southeastern England said 39 people were found dead Wednesday inside a large cargo truck believed to have come from Bulgaria.

    1. PieInTheSky

      I don’t get why they are so desperate to get to england when it is much easier to do france / germany

      1. Germany is full of previous waves of people, and France is full of French people?

        1. AlexinCT

          Who gives the “narrowed gazers” the narrowed gaze?

      2. Rhywun

        In before Brexit?

  15. “a fellow with potential”

    *narrows gaze*

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Are you on your period?

      (that’s so bad that only Q will get it)

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    In this op-ed, Teen Vogue reporter Emily Bloch explains why her local Society of Professional Journalists branch is sending Donald Trump cease and desist letters over the use of the term “fake news.”

    When I hear Teen Vogue, I think professional journalist.

    1. invisible finger

      When I hear Teen Vogue, I think fake journalist.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        When I hear Teen Vogue, I think professional journalist.

        When I hear Teen Vogue, I think fake journalist.

        I think it’s both.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          If anyone should be able to copyright “Fake News”, Teen Vogue is one of dozens of contestants.

    2. R C Dean

      Those dumbasses think that by trademarking “Fake News” they can prohibit Trump from saying it.

      Not the way it works, toots.

      1. Atanarjuat

        Even if that were the case, Trump would just come up an even more incisive and catchy branding of their thinly-masked propaganda.

      2. Jarflax

        I’m curious what product class they claimed the trademark for. TESS shows 40 trademarks using those words, including one live for news reporting. Oddly CNN doesn’t seem to hold the Trademark for their signature product.

        1. whiz

          Babylon Bee should trademark it.

      3. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups!

        Oh shit, there’s a knock at the door.

  17. leon

    That teen vouge article. How up her ass is that author. “Being a journalist is super scary”, People sent BOMBS to CNN. And say mean things like we’re the enemy of the people. You have to be brave to be us. That’s why we are trying to trademark fake news so that nasty president can’t call us that. Freedom of speech is too dangerous when journalists are pissing their pants.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Other examples of her “professional journalism”

      7 Greta Thunberg Quotes Perfect for Your Climate Strike Sign

      Stop Snitching on Teens’ Luxurious Prom Photos to the FAFSA Office

      These Teens Posted Their Nazi Drinking Games on Snapchat

    2. I’d send that article to my Trademarks colleagues for the lols, but I think they’re all progs.

      1. leon

        If you can’t laugh at the dumbest people, because of politics, you’re taking politics way too seriously.

      2. That should be WHY you send it then.

        1. Jarflax

          Odds that one of them decided to defend the application pro bono?

        2. Not Adahn

          “It’s not right to mock them, their hearts are in the right place.”

    3. Rebel Scum

      People sent BOMBS to CNN.

      Not “people”. And no actual bombs.

  18. Suthenboy

    “It wasn’t okay during 1974 and it definitely still isn’t okay now. My main question was “How can people even like this? How is this funny?”

    To understand the answer to that question you have to first understand what ‘funny’ is.

    1. Trigger Hippie

      You know a person is completely devoid of humor when blatant mockery of racism and small town, ignorant yokels goes WOOSH for said person.

      1. Nephilium

        Never let her see Brooks’ To Be or Not To Be or The Producers (no link, if you don’t know the Producers, you’re bad and should feel bad).

        1. Trigger Hippie

          One of my father’s better qualities was a love for all things Mel Brooks but I don’t think I caught that one. The Producers was borderline gospel in my home.

          1. Nephilium

            It’s a remake of an early movie dealing with a theater company in Warsaw during the Nazi occupation. There’s plenty of scenes with Mel Brooks dressed up as a Nazi. I believe the Brooks’ remake was one of the first movies to mention the Nazi’s rounding up homosexuals.

          2. Trigger Hippie

            Added to my need to watch list, thanks.

          3. Don’t bother – it is not very good. Maudlin, not funny. No edge to the supposed humor.

        2. Gadfly

          The Producers (no link, if you don’t know the Producers, you’re bad and should feel bad)

          Link. Because even if you know The Producers, it’s worth rewatching the most hilarious musical number in cinema history.

  19. leon

    “I was wondering if this was parody, then I checked out a few of her other stories. Holy shit, I hope she’s not getting paid for this shit- it’s not only hilariously stupid, the writing would maybe qualify for a B in a sixth grade English class.”

    Linking to a Medium Article and then complaining about the shoddy writing? What do you expect?

  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: So Many Rules, I Just Don’t Know What To Do

    Instagram Caption

    I want to make a post on Insta. It’s a picture of my boifriend & want to use the caption “soul food”. I know that soul food has roots in the African American community, and my boyfriend is not black, he is Spanish. Is this a racial gray area or is the caption fine?

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Confession is good for the soul. Say ten Hail Obamas for your wrongthink and send a sizable donation to Elizabeth Warren. Then go forth and sin no more.

      1. leon

        Who is my neighbor Lord?

        1. Pinterest posters, my child.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        You know that redemption is not a part of this religion. Get your Christianity-privileged outta here shitlord.

    2. PieInTheSky

      It is not racist if he is wearing blackface. It is important to get the lips right though

      1. AlexinCT

        Advice from “Dear Trudeau jr.”?

        1. Gadfly

          That’s a funny concept. “Dear Trudy”, an advice column written by ‘Trudeau’ filled with vapid and terrible advice.

          1. AlexinCT

            He will virtue signal heavily, admonishing the unwokeness of the stupid masses he sees as beneath him, and then, as his closing remark for everyone of these screeds, tell people “Do as I say, not as I do”, is my guess…

  21. PieInTheSky

    There are two wolves inside you. One is gay, the other is gay. You are gay

    https://twitter.com/FashyGopnik/status/1186390991206518784

    Just when I think twitter can’t get weirder

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m definitely gayer after clicking that link.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Fucking gladiator movies for all!

    2. Trigger Hippie

      Can’t I just be lycan-curious?

    3. How dare you assume my wolves’ sexual preference.

  22. DOOMco

    Being so close to Massachusetts, the b word thing is hilarious and it’s all anyone is talking about today.

    The guy who submitted it was on the radio on the way in. He’s a certified moron.

    Which explains his post.

    1. Nephilium

      So would you call the guy who submitted it a whiny bitch?

      1. DOOMco

        He’s throwing a bitch fit over the response.
        So yes.

  23. PieInTheSky

    The Conservative Case For Taxing The Rich

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/19/conservative-case-taxing-rich/

    Was this covered?

    1. leon

      “There are many objections to this idea. Many will say they already do pay more. Michael Strain over at Bloomberg makes this case. However, Strain relies on some fuzzy math, designed to obfuscate rather than illuminate. For one thing, Strain’s analysis relies solely on federal taxes. But the New York Times’ David Leonhardt pointed out that we need to include state and local taxes.

      Imagine thinking you can call out fuzzy math, but then reference the article that even Matty Iglesias thinks was dishonest.

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      Joseph S. Laughon is a political thought graduate of Concordia University, Irvine and a specialist in the logistics industry. He lives in Los Angeles, where he writes on culture, religion, politics and national security. His writing can be found at the Kirk Center, Human Events and Musings On the Right, among other places.

      So the writer isn’t even conservative.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        political thought graduate

        *cough*degree in bullshit*cough*

      2. Tejicano

        “a specialist in the logistics industry”

        ie; he does graveyard shift restocking at Walmart. Why sugarcoat it? It’s honest work.

    3. Rhywun

      Tapping the middle classes and working Americans is both counterproductive and unjust. The elites need to put some skin in the game and shoulder more of the burden.

      Tapping the middle classes and working Americans – a LOT – is the only way you’re going to make a dent in the deficit.

      That whole article is a steaming pile.

      1. Gadfly

        Exactly. The middle class is where the money is. You ain’t running an expensive government without tapping them.

        1. Rhywun

          This fake conservative might want to take a look at Scandinavia for clues. The reason they get away with spending like drunken sailors is because they tax the everloving shit out of the middle class.

          The US spends like drunken sailors and doesn’t care that it will eventually crater the economy because it will be someone else’s problem.

          1. AlexinCT

            This fake conservative might want to take a look at Scandinavia for clues. The reason they get away with spending like drunken sailors is because they tax the everloving shit out of the middle class.

            Scandinavia also had the benefit of being higher than 95% homogeneous population-wise, with a people that was very much submissive and law abiding, as well as an incredible work ethic. Now that they have had an influx of people with opposite mores, and a shift that is but a few percent, it has put an incredible strain on their system to the point changes were required to prevent it from imploding. And these changes kept the high taxation but drastically lowered and curtailed the free shit people got.

            The asshats telling us we need a similar system ignore the reality of America’s population as well as the fact that their open borders agenda is a de facto death sentence to the “free shit” nanny state. Then again, I suspect these people’s agenda is to gain full and total control of the state, the same way every marxist or fascist government went about it, and the catastrophe caused by their policies be damned.

            They can, of course, pay for it all

      2. Jarflax

        We need to stop arguing about who pays and start nailing copies of Sockdolager where legislators will have to see them. I suggest their foreheads and 10d nails.

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Hair Today, Lynchings Tomorrow

    8 Reasons You Want to Touch Black Women’s Hair – And Why They Mean You Shouldn’t

    There are a million ways to compliment a Black woman.

    You could tell me I look radiant. Say you like my lipstick – it’s hard to find the right shade. Tell me you appreciate how my mind works.

    I’m not just fishing for compliments here. I’m giving you options to avoid the dreaded “compliment” of touching my hair.

    I’m sure you’ve come across the warning not to touch Black women’s hair before. But do you really understand why it’s so important to keep your hands out of our tresses?

    This is a super common racial microaggression, which is a subtle form of racism often done by someone who doesn’t mean to be racist. I’ve had lots of people (usually white people) touch my hair, and in most cases, the touch came with a well-meaning compliment.

    But you probably don’t know what the temptation to touch Black women’s hair means in US society – or about the impact if you follow your urge.

    1. Atanarjuat

      Of course it’s filled with the expected insanity, but there are some fair points in there. Black women are told by their families and communities that something is wrong with their hair and they need to chemically straighten it, and since many women seem to be kind of insecure, I can see how that would be hurtful. And considering how much men love to see women with long, slinky locks, I do feel bad for young black women who have thinning hair. Personally I have (white) curly hair, and people touch it sometimes. It’s annoying in inverse proportion to how attractive they are.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        And considering how much men love to see women with long, slinky locks

        #notallmen

        And yes, when I grow my hair out it gets curly and sometimes strangers touch it. Which is quite surprising because I am not the most approachable-appearing person out there.

    2. R C Dean

      I don’t know where this whole touching black hair thing is coming from. I have never seen it, but it is supposed to be “super common”.

      Is this just entirely made up horseshit?

      1. Suthenboy

        Why yes. Yes it is.

      2. Gadfly

        Some people are hair touchers. It’s weird, and not common, but not made up either. It’s not a racial thing either (as far as I’ve seen) but does seem to target primarily people with curly or otherwise “high volume” hair (see Atanarjuat above), so probably does disproportionately affect people sporting natural hair.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          There are people that like to touch my daughters hair (looking at you Corn Pop!) it’s totally straight but is light red with varying degrees of red to blonde throughout. People pay serious cash to have color like hers.

    3. Suthenboy

      Actually there are zero reasons I want to touch other people’s hair, black, white, male or female.
      Keep your damned cooties to yourself.

    4. Am I the only person who hasn’t wanted to touch black people’s hair?

  25. Brawndo

    “Jones emphasized that it is “absolutely” unacceptable to call a woman the B-word”

    Spotted the guy who has never worked retail.

    1. DOOMco

      The throwback hip hop station in Boston just had to find all new music.

    2. Nephilium

      Spotted the guy who has never worked retail.

      Or fast food, or tech support, or any other service job.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Or lived in a black neighborhood.

      2. leon

        Or any job. Just like men who are dicks, you don’t have to have a lot of social interactions with people to run into these kinds.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Looks like we’re going to have to start calling asshole women cunts then.

      1. invisible finger

        I’m going with “old whore”.

    4. Tejicano

      Spend an afternoon with a military recruiter and as an outcome you will learn just about every application for the term “bitch” – noun, verb, adjective – in numerous cultures and situations. It would almost stand as a primary reason to join the military – to get down and dirty with numerous variations of uses and expressions of the English language which college would never show you.

      1. AlexinCT

        “Da bitch set me up”

        /Mayor Barry..

    5. Jarflax

      What if she is being a bitch? Making it unacceptable to speak truth is unacceptable.

  26. DOOMco

    Its obvious racism when Trump says lynch.

    But it’s totally fine when Biden says it while defending Billy boy. Or when CNN uses it to defend Hillary over the Benghazi situation.
    Or when it’s used by anyone who says lynch mob.
    Or when someone defends Lynch’s Skittles addiction.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Faux outrage of the day

      1. leon

        ^^^ This. Let’s take a word that has a specific meaning, and act like it is racist to use it outside of the 1 historical context that the common retard learned about it. It’s akin to saying a white person can’t describe anything as slavery, because only black people were slaves.

      2. Rebel Scum

        lynch
        /lin(t)SH/
        Learn to pronounce
        verb
        (of a mob) kill (someone), especially by hanging, for an alleged offense with or without a legal trial.

        I don’t see a skin pigment requirement.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just ignore the plain meaning of the metaphor and the racism is easy to see.

    3. straffinrun

      That was such an own goal that they 4D chess thingy is looking more and more plausible.

    4. Rebel Scum

      Loretta Lynch

  27. PieInTheSky

    So random Romanian anecdote.

    In romanian schools and highschool there was a thing called the on duty students. By Rotation you would be designated as such and you would simply miss all classes that day and stay at a table near the teachers lounge and would act like errand boys for the teachers, like go there and do that, or tell that professor this, or tell that student to see the principle. Another duty was to ring the bell signifying recess. Whenever you were on duty your classmates would ask you to ring early for certain unpopular classes or make up a story to get a student put of class. Once when I was doing this the electric bell broke so I got a actual bell and instead of pushing the button I had to run to each floor and ring the bell to signify end of class.

    Anecdote over.

    1. PieInTheSky

      A conversation in my office reminded me of this and I decided to share

    2. The most shocking part was that the school had an electric bell at the time.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Electric bell yes, but it was powered by a windmill outside the school so it only worked some days.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        To me surprising part is that the building was wired for electricity before they got the electric bells.

    3. leon

      Huh. Did much pederasty ensue?

      1. Gadfly

        That escalated quickly.

        Of course, this is an OMWC post, so I can see why you went there.

    4. Just a thought not a sermon

      I take it the school had no intercom system?

      1. PieInTheSky

        no need really… But no.

        1. Jarflax

          How did they play the stirring revolutionary anthems and exhortations by the Great Leader?

    5. Rhywun

      Huh. Here we just hire an army of six-figure administrators to do that stuff. For the children.

  28. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Consider Yourself Warned

    Truly a SJWednesday Hall of Fame link

    1. PieInTheSky

      A beached whale can be seen as beautiful by some, but it is not good for the whale or the beach.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      We used to get this catalog at my house called Athleta, which had various hot women wearing the fitness gear the company sells. I rather liked seeing those catalogs in the mailbox.

      At some point, maybe a couple years ago, the catalog started putting in some women who were buffer than their previous skinny ladies. Fine. Still attractive.

      But the past three or four months when we’ve gotten the catalog, the thing has been full of outright hefty ladies. These people are not “Athletas”, unless the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating contest counts as an athletic event. Why this woke shit gotta touch everything good?

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        outright hefty ladies

        as long as they’re involved in smiling interracial relationships

        if you’re gonna signal, do it right

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          That’s an interesting observation, from looking at advertising you’d think white folks don’t date each other (or marry or have kids) anymore.

      2. “unless the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating contest counts as an athletic event”

        Even worse…Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi aren’t landwhales.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Nor is Sonja Thomas. Svelte little minx, that one.

      3. invisible finger

        How much stuff did you buy from the catalog?

        The truth is, the target customer is more likely to be an overweight woman. no harm in trying to see if using models that look like the target customer increases sales or not.

        1. whiz

          ^^ This

      4. Tejicano

        “Coney Island Hot Dog Eating contest counts as an athletic event”

        I was going to cite phrasing but realized you were being literal.

      5. Fitness is a weird thing. I look hella fit, (I almost have abs) but running up a flight of stairs leaves me kind-of gassed. I’m planning on playing soccer this spring in a local league, so I’ve really got to get in shape.

        My wife is a curvy woman (not really overweight, but not typical super-lean Athleta-model body type ) who gained 20 pounds the year she trained and ran 4 half-marathons. To me, she’s fit.

        Just chalk me up as not having an f-ing clue as to what all that means.

    3. Suthenboy

      One of the symptoms of some personality disorders is associating physical appearance with character.

      1. Jarflax

        Wait you mean the sexy Asian girl in a schoolgirl skirt isn’t perfectly loving and kind?

  29. Rufus the Monocled

    I went to Hunt’s twitter account. Aaaand the first comment:

    “EmilykLevine

    “Replying to @RepDanHunt
    wait. Let me get this straight. I haven’t seen anything beyond the hellish string of replies and comments on this thread, but are people seriously up in arms because our Rep raised up a petition brought to him seeking to open dialogue about derogatory and unkind language used?”

    There’s a serious malaise in the West. I don’t know. It seems like this frightening mindset of ‘we mean good so we’re going to curb free speech because it hurts feelings” has been accelerating in the last 15 years or so. What’s in the water?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      “Chuck McSherry

      @Chuck_McSherry

      Replying to @RepDanHunt
      Great job looking out for your constituents Rep. Mike Hunt.”

      He’d vote for Justin.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        “Kelly Butts

        @buca479
        Replying to @RepDanHunt
        You’re the best”

        Three too many.

        That’s the problem. People like this can’t see beyond they’re own finger tips. It’s mind boggling if they think it would stop at one word. Don’t they see this is a direct assault on the 1A? What the hell? There shouldn’t be a SINGLE person supporting this bitch.

        ‘Oh, you don’t like democracy? He’s just tabling a request from constituents!”

        And if a constituent asks a representative to table a bill, say, asking conservatives to not eat at restaurants, is that ok too? Or how about if some lunatic comes around and says, ‘we need to burn hurtful books. I suggest we start with Heinlen’?

        Think you bitches for once. Not think superficially. THINK.

        By the way say Mike Hunt fast.

        Appropriate no?

        1. leon

          “and says, ‘we need to burn hurtful books. I suggest we start with Heinlen’?”

          They really don’t like Animal Farm.

          1. The Last American Hero

            Yes they do. The pigs do OK in the end of that one as I recall.

        2. Gadfly

          By the way say Mike Hunt fast.

          The bitch’s name is Dan Hunt. The guy who called him Mike Hunt was not being supportive.

        3. Jarflax

          I don’t like democracy. 65 million tyrants are just as bad as one tyrant and harder to shoot.

      2. Raston Bot

        @Chuck_McSherry

        Replying to @RepDanHunt
        Great job looking out for your constituents Rep. Mike Hunt.”

        He’d vote for Justin.

        I think you missed the critical detail. Say “Mike Hunt” out loud a few times and see if you catch what he did there.

        1. Rebel Scum

          More like “Mike Hunte“, amirite?

    2. DOOMco

      It’s not opening fucking dialogue.
      It’s a bill.
      Fucks sakes. It’s like when Crenshaw decided that “I support states red flag laws” somehow meant “I wanted a dialogue” after he caught shit for it.

    3. leon

      Flouride

      1. Suthenboy

        I would go with brain-eating bacteria.

        1. TARDIS

          The bacteria be starvin’ now.

    4. It’s the culmination of 20 years of targeted propaganda and indoctrination, mostly in public schools.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        There is no question there’s something to be said of that and single parent upraising.

        These people are are so sensitive they want to legislate human emotion; human nature’s vices.

        It’s ghoulish because don’t they see where this will end up?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Oh they see alright. They’re hoping for it. They’re petty, small-minded people with axes to grind that would happily escort wrongthinkers to the camps.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          The bad effects will only happen to someone else and he/she probably deserves it.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Ie. People who defend themselves against Antifa and go to jail. ‘Why were they there and engage with them? They deserve it for putting themselves in that position!’

            Two Proud Boys were sentenced to 4 years for retaliating against Antifa thugs and cowards. The system is broken.

            And the comments of articles I read consider PB to be in the wrong.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            You’re talking about in NY right? We’re they convicted for the scuffle or for the fact that they stomped them pretty good when they were already on the ground? That being said, the antifa weenies started it and should have been charged too.

          3. Rhywun

            “They could not be identified”

            Probably wearing masks.

      2. Don’t discount the massive effect of pop culture.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The only malaise is a result of neo-Puritans attempting to institute the New Inquisition.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Dude. I think it runs deeper.

        Canadians just voted back in a degenerate who is the ONLY PM in history be found guilty of breaking FOUR ETHICS violations, has been implicated in a few sexual misconduct incidences, is an impetuous ideologue, and has a ferish for Blackface.

        All good. Let me vote for this.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          fetish

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Give the leftists credit, they have effectively demonized conservative thought and thinkers to the point that social pressure prevents people from voting against the good virtue signalers. Making the personal political is working for them, even if it’s a reprehensible development in society,

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Of course it’s working. The average person doesn’t have the interest or time to investigate or even pay attention to the culture wars.

            I’m basically now an anomaly; even a kook among my friends. A while back when I merely mentioned Jordan Peterson a friend responded, ‘the alt-right guy?’ He was TOLD TO THINK THAT. He didn’t arrive at that conclusion on his own.

            And I said as much to my friend. Because we’re friends, he understood what I explained to him if you don’t know someone, why would parrot a lie? How would he like it if done to him?

            Either take the time to learn or you’re an open target.

            In other words, wake the fuck up already.

            Tired of the final word being, ‘yeh, you’re right. I don’t follow it as closely as you’.

            It’s no longe acceptable. Not with ALL THE INFORMATION available at your fingertips.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            I should add about Justin it’s even more perverse when people acknowledge he’s a dip shit but then say, ‘yeh but Scheer. I don’t like the looks of him. He’s conservative and PROBABLY worse!” So they have managed to demonize conservatism to the point people are scared of it for no good reason.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Yep

    6. leon

      Trying to make it illegal to say bitch is a bitch move. Submitting a bill that violates basic civil liberties and saying it was the result of a petition is a bitch move. Massachusetts apparently has a penchant for producing bitches ever since John Adams came up with the sedition laws.

    7. PieInTheSky

      I am firmly getting more and more in the libertarian pessimist group.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I’m there.

        I was positive for a while because I believe rational and responsible minds would eventually prevail. But now I realize people will only wake up when Rome is burning. The left are burning it all down before our eyes as we speak.

        The coming civil war? It’s already here folks. And it’s not being fought on a battlefield but in our minds. In the theatre of ideas. And know what?

        We’re losing.

        1. PieInTheSky

          Say what you will about the alt right lite whatever they understood memetic warfare better. There are libertarians out there who also did but not many and not very onfluential. They did not get free publicity from the left like the alt right did

          1. Just a thought not a sermon

            When I saw what’s happening I understand early 1930s Germany better and better. People in general didn’t vote for or support the Nazis because they were into all the Nazi bullshit. It’s that the Nazis were the only ones standing up to the leftists actively trying to tear the society down.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            This is the risk. The further all of this goes, the more likely it devolves into a battle between no-shit communists and no-shit fascists, as each wants to take the spoils for their own.

            The individualists lose either way.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            are you suggesting that they’re right to characterize people who push back today as ‘Nazis’? The ‘intellectual dark web’ is pushing back against the left-wing scourge and are considered ‘Nazis’.

      2. Good….good. Our plan is working!

        /TPTB

      3. leon

        There have always been retards, and always will be. Call me when the legislature passes, and a court upholds the bill.

        1. straffinrun

          Only takes once and we’re fucked. Commerce clause, dude.

          1. leon

            I’m mostly saying: focusing on the retarded, never to be, and then saying “This is why we are doomed” doesn’t make sense. Be a pessimist, that’s fine, but let’s be a pessimist about actual issues. Like how a Fascist is leading the polls for election.

          2. straffinrun

            Looks to be like the left is trying to solidify its culture war gains in the law. The Twitterverse agrees with gun confiscation and destroying 1A protections, so let’s enshrine them in law! It’s actually a sign of desperation on their part. Still doesn’t mean it won’t work. It’s pathetic that the nine ghouls get to decide all this stuff for hundreds of millions of people they’ve never/will never met/meet.

          3. AlexinCT

            Looks to be like the left is trying to solidify its culture war gains in the law.

            ^^^THIS^^^

            The left’s MO is to always legalize whatever evil they know they can use to keep those that would challenge or check them silent.

    8. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s the result of social media amplifying the loud voices of the ten percent of people who give a flying damn about supposedly hurt feelings.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        But that’s all you need.

        That 10% can do all the necessary damage. There’s no push back.

        Look at Antifa. They get away with way too much.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Most people want to keep their heads down and a avoid trouble, that’s true, but more and more people are getting fed up and pushback is happening. I realize you’re feeling bummed because of the election up your way but things aren’t that bad (yet).

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            I’m so disappointed. Even disillusioned It’s true. Even my wife who is apolitical sagged when she saw the result. To any reasonable person he’s unfit. And yet….here we are.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            We’re at a point a mere critical response is seen as hate speech.

            AOC is the queen of this shit. Say incredibly ignorant thing and then claim ensuing criticism is harassment and demand it be outlawed….for democracy.

            They don’t debate. They emote and then crush dialogue under a deluge of sloppy sophistry.

    9. straffinrun

      He can pry that bitch out of my cold, dead hands.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Me: The libertarian/authoritarian dichotomy is an infantile cancer in leftist politics, and any revolution is by necessity gonna be authoritarian from a certain point of view.

      Well, he’s honest.

      1. leon

        “The libertarian/authoritarian dichotomy is an infantile cancer in leftist politics,”

        Translation: being told how authoritarian my ideas are make me feel bad, so I’m going to pretend that the discussion is beneath me and sophomoric.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Libertarian socialism is pretty sophomoric at this point.

          1. leon

            I was thinking of the Nolan Chart: Left Libertarian, vs Left Authoritarian. but i guess if we are talking only about Socialisim, then yes, talking about liberty is infantile and deceitful

    2. Jarflax

      Another Twitterer that needs a helicopter tour of the South Pacific.

    3. At the very least it could be funny. But it’s not.

  30. Drake

    Joe Biden steps on another rake. Calling the impeachment a “lynching” is wrong and racists – except when he did it.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That was, like, 20 years ago. He’s evolved since then while Trump obviously hasn’t.

    2. straffinrun

      At this point, I wouldn’t doubt if Biden had literal skeletons in his closet. Methinks Joe protests too much.

      1. Jarflax

        Yeah but they weren’t clean and well spoken so it is ok.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Somebody has to do a gif where they remove Sideshow Bob’s face and supplant it with Biden – and anyone else for that matter who says stupid things.

  31. PieInTheSky

    Waiting on the Cosmic Crisp Apple Drop

    This is what happens when an apple has a multimillion-dollar marketing budget

    https://www.eater.com/2019/10/22/20927285/cosmic-crisp-apple-grocery-stores-marketing-budget

    1. I’m waiting for the Ludacrisp (yes, that’s the real name) to hit stores.

      Also, Red Delicious apples are among the least tasty apples ever.

  32. PieInTheSky

    Thicc

    1. Private Chipperbot

      but thin on the link.

      1. PieInTheSky

        No link. Chick in the subway next to me.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          Pic?

          1. PieInTheSky

            Lol no? I do not take pictures of strangers in public

          2. AlexinCT

            Whycome? best thing to do evah!

          3. Private Chipperbot

            We demand satisfaction!

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      Thicc?

      1. straffinrun

        Bitch.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hopefully the local bobbies will confiscate them before someone gets hurt.

    2. Suthenboy

      What is baffling about them? Looks pretty straightforward to me.

      1. The Last American Hero

        The Brits have banned weapons, so they don’t know what a knife is until one of them gets stabbed.

        1. Not Adahn

          Bah. The fact that weapons are banned in Britain proves that the original article is fake news.

    3. creech

      Probably was an ancient lake site where someone had a “boating accident” after the local warlord threatened to confiscate all scary swords and such.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Then his wife went back to retrieve them and Arthur was proclaimed king.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “This, we know, was a very unnerving and traumatic incident for our students, for the teachers, for our community,” Cregan told reporters.

    And we will do everything we can to leverage it in our efforts to move our anti-gun agenda fofward.

  34. Gadfly

    I can’t think of a segue from “hump” to “birthdays,”

    I can, but it takes nine months.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Anyone that has one of those spy devices in their home is out of their damn mind.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Do you have the Prime App on your phone? Because it installs Alexa even if you don’t have an Alexa, so your phone is now Alexa.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Is that the case with an iPhone as well?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Being a journalist right now is scary. It’s frightening when sketchy videos about shooting news agencies are presented at a political conference held at a resort owned by the president. It’s terrifying when, a year after bombs were sent to CNN, a shirt suggesting reporters should be hanged is casually worn on an airplane.

    But it’s also infuriating, like when our country’s own president is constantly devaluing our work and has made a habit out of brushing off dogged reporting as “fake news.”

    You said a mouthful, sister.

    1. leon

      You want to doge “Fake News” how bout this for a try. Bombs were not sent to CNN. Fake things that looked like bombs were sent to CNN. They were also sent to a whole bunch of leftist politicians. So it’s not all about you.

    2. Suthenboy

      “We don’t like being called liars!”

      I am just spitballing here but maybe you could stop telling lies and see if that works.

    3. Akira

      It’s frightening meaningless when sketchy videos about shooting news agencies obvious jokes are presented at a political conference held at a resort owned by the president.

  36. straffinrun

    “Bitch” to be outlawed. Nazareth hardest hit.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Now you’re messing with ’em.

      1. Tejicano

        Actually, just messing with their sons…

    2. Drake

      Dog breeders are in a pickle.

      1. Not Adahn

        They can go with “ASAB Dog-AFAB”

  37. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Rewatched Catch-22 last night. I had forgotten how many well-known actors were in it. Seeing Martin Sheen so young was a bit of a shock.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      it’s epic and faithful to the book

      but totally inadequate: I can’t imagine anyone understanding the movie’s greatness without having read the book

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes, the presented order of events would be confusing to someone who was not familiar with the book. And quite a bit character detail gets skimmed over in the interest of time.

        But still enjoyable.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          I watched it a few weeks ago. What a cast.

          1. Nephilium

            Has anyone watched the Hulu miniseries of Catch-22 that was released a couple months back? Curious if it’s worth my time.

  38. Raston Bot

    Lee Zeldin is my favorite critter during Schiff’s impeachment farce

    https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1186795597317230598

    1. leon

      My favorite part is the guy in the comments who links the same article as a response to every pro-trump article. Dude’s got tenacity.

      1. Raston Bot

        There are some no-joke insane people in this world.. and sometimes they gain internet access at the public library.

      2. Bob Boberson

        Hihn sighting?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Here’s a link to a 20 year old study from the Cato etc bleep bloop blorp.

          1. Bob Boberson

            One could get very drunk if you made a drinking game out of the number of times you could get him to post that survey in one particular thread.

          2. Jarflax

            How the hell did you know I was…

            *whistles and walks away, nothing to see here

        2. BULLY!

          *giggles, sharts*

    2. Suthenboy

      There is no impeachment. They are trying to poison the public’s mind with the notion that Trump committed offenses and there is impeachment on the way to try and swing the election. The whole this is theater.

      1. Raston Bot

        Not that any party had a kung fu grip on principles, but this nearly 3-years-and-counting collusion/obstruction/impeachment farce has made me loath one side more than usual.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Same here. I got into it a while back with Cristy over this but I can’t help but feel like the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But then again what good is a limp-dick weak ass friend who will only let you down or stab you in the back the moment you need an ally.

          1. Bob Boberson

            *Crusty*

          2. Akira

            That’s where I am right now. I’m not a huge fan of Trump or democracy, but what we have right now is the deep state trying to exercise veto power over an election. The consequences of that would be far more dangerous than anything Trump has done or is likely to do.

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            The Senate hasn’t been dissolved: this will work out just fine.

      2. AlexinCT

        They are desperately hoping this play will allow them to run out the clock and somehow prevent Trump from being reelected, because then the axe will really fall, and fall hard, when the IG report requires some serious effort to clean up the agents of the Deep State that not only spied on a political opponent of the demcorat machine – under Obama’s watch, and likely, support with a backup plan of entrapping Trump’s people to create a scandal to help Clinton as well – but then felt obligated to run a soft coup when the election they had rigged for Crooked Hillary was won by bad orange man.

      3. leon

        I agree that it is political. But What they are accusing trump of seems quite a bit like what Trump accused Obama of. i.e using the federal government to investigate a political rival. I didn’t like it when Obama did it and i don’t like it when Trump did it.

        The best option is that Both Trump and Obama and his entire admin (including Joe Biden) end up in jail, the FBI/CIA/NSA are disbanded, and Adam Schiff is under investigation for his deep state shenanigans.

        And i win the Lottery.

        1. What Obama did and what Trump is accused of doing are not the same at all.

      4. Rebel Scum

        Yup. No vote, no impeachment.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder
    2. I have good news for you. It’s a television show, there are like seven seasons, and it’s all available on Hulu. My wife and I walk around quoting it all day.

      1. Timeloose

        That’s a Texas sized 10-4

      2. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

        As one of the token Canadians around here, all I can say is, “You’re welcome.”

        1. Timeloose

          To be fair, I find the TPBs funnier in general due to its greasyness.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-xpUiavuMk

        2. ChipsnSalsa

          “I’m sorry” would be more appropriate for a Canadian, regardless of circumstances.

      3. pistoffnick

        Figure it out, ya fuckin’ degens from up-country.

        Pitter patter
        Let’s git atter

  39. Rebel Scum

    The legislation titled “An Act regarding the use of offensive words,” states: “A person who uses the word ‘bitch’ directed at another person to accost, annoy, degrade or demean the other person shall be considered to be a disorderly person.” Penalties for a disorderly conduct conviction include a $150 fine for a first offense and $200 or 6 months in prison for subsequent offenses.

    Rep. Daniel Hunt (D-Dorchester) told the Herald Monday that he filed the measure upon request from a constituent, who he did not identify. He took to Twitter late Tuesday afternoon to defend his decision.

    “One of the responsibilities of all Representatives is to serve as a conduit for direct petitions from our constituents to the General Court. It’s a long-held tradition that gives every Massachusetts resident a voice inside the halls of the State House and a chance to raise their personal interests before the legislature,” Hunt wrote. “While this specific instance may amuse some and alarm others, it remains a important process for self-representation.”

    If your constituent suggests something blatantly illegal, constitutionally speaking, it is your duty to tell them “no, I can’t do that”.

    1. creech

      Wouldn’t it be great to live in his district? Imagine the fun we could have with woodchipper bills and other legislatative suggestions for slavers to fuck off/

  40. ttyrant

    Do any of the Japan contingent here have any recommendations for history of Japan podcasts or books? Preferably in English, although I’d take Japanese-language recommendations too.

    1. straffinrun

      What era?

      1. straffinrun

        If you’re talking imperial Japan, Dan Carlin’s Supernova in the East was really good listening.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not a member of the contingent, but I enjoyed this book.

      https://www.amazon.com/Japan-Cultural-History-G-B-Sansom/dp/0804709548

      1. ttyrant

        Scruffy – thanks, I’ll pass this along.

        Staffin – shoot. I should have had that info ready before asking. I’ll find out of she’s interested in a particular era or topic, or if she’s looking for a more general overview. We’re one episode into the Carlin series, BTW. So far, so good.

    3. Tejicano

      If you haven’t read much on the Bakumatsu I’d say focus on that.

    4. Raven Nation

      Pyle, “The Making of Modern Japan” is a good concise summary starting in the mid-15th century.

  41. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man! Thanks for dropping some meaty lynx.

    Unfortunately the Blazing Saddles article was removed by the author. Apparently triggered herself. Weak.

    Michelle just needed to learn the lesson so many entertainers do: shut the fuck up and entertain.

    Make it a great day, y’all.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, yay. It’s snowing.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Unfortunately the Blazing Saddles article was removed by the author.

    Whaaaaa?

    1. leon

      It was too brave…

    2. Suthenboy

      Yep. Gone like smoke in the wind. Who said “Better to be silent and let people suspect you are a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it” or something to that effect?
      Too late for that Tard.

  44. Certified Public Asshat

    It was revealed in court that James Younger originally wanted his girl name to be "Starfire," which is the name of a female cartoon character from a show he watches. The kid was literally identifying as a cartoon — BECAUSE HE'S A KID — and his batshit mother took him seriously— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) October 23, 2019

    1. Bob Boberson

      Good Reply:

      “Munchausen by proxy is a mental health problem in which a caregiver makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care. The person with MSP gains attention by seeking medical help for exaggerated or made up symptoms in the child.”

      I made my feelings on the mother yesterday. Bitch be evil and crazy.

    2. Chipwooder

      Reading some articles about the case yesterday, and what it particularly appalling is that even the mother’s “experts” agreed that the kid is perfectly happy as he is. Even if he did have some sort of gender confusion, it’s causing him no noticeable distress. Yet, despite that (btw distress is required for a diagnosis of gender dysphoria in the DSM), an idiot jury decided that just leaving him alone and seeing how he develops over time is bad?

      Sick, sick, sick.

    1. Bob Boberson

      WAiting for the MSM to report on this in 3…2….1…..1….1…..1……1….1….1….1..1….1.1..1..1.1.1.1..1.1.

      1. AlexinCT

        Don’t fucking hold your breath. Everyone that knew this was the case and had pointed it out before, will say “I told you so”, but the dnc operatives with bylines will just bury this shit hoping the least amount of people find out they helped with the coverup job.

    2. Drake

      Also some mention of the gun-running scheme Hillary had going on there.

      1. Suthenboy

        To arm ISIS no less

        1. Suthenboy

          Directly resulting in the deaths of Americans and Western Europeans.

          1. Drake

            Only deplorables.

    3. Tejicano

      Benghazi was Russia rubbing their dick in our face – via a proxy on some level. My first MOS was in mortars and how the attack on the consulate there went down was a smoking gun to direct foreign state involvement. No ragtag bunch of guys with a few mortar tubes could have done that. Which means they were acting on intel which came directly from Clinton’s total lack of OpSec.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Who said “Better to be silent and let people suspect you are a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it” or something to that effect?

    I always heard it attributed to Samuel Clemens.

    1. AlexinCT

      I thought it was Mark Twain?

      /stoopid

      1. Suthenboy

        Ha. Join the club, I was asking seriously. I can’t DDG right now, I am up to my elbows in eggs Benedict.

        1. Tejicano

          Jeez, I thought somebody would chime in – I’ve always heard it attributed to Lincoln.

          1. kinnath

            Me too.

        2. pistoffnick

          “… I am up to my elbows in eggs Benedict.”

          these euphemisms…

      2. Samuel Clemens = Mark Twain

        1. Jarflax

          Did you miss the signature on Alex’s post? 🙂

    2. Gadfly

      It’s a snappier formulation of a Bible verse: “Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.” (Prov. 17:28)

  46. Not Adahn

    How long is a session of Glibfit? Need to set up my charts.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      1. Make workout plan.
      2. Open bourbon.
      3.
      4.
      5. Check Glibs for new season of Glibfit.

      1. Not Adahn

        Listen, If I don’t know how long to make the X-axis, hhe displayed data won’t be proportionate to the elapsed time of the event.

        1. Tundra

          10 weeks brings us nearly to 2020.

      2. Sean

        Step #3 is always ” Profit”

        1. Jarflax

          In this context I think it would be drink bourbon

  47. The Late P Brooks

    This morning, The Bloombergousie were nattering about WeWork. Apparently, Sofbank has swooped in to rescue them (in a vain attempt to conceal their gullible stupidity from throwing all that previous cash into the furnace). The scam artist extraordinaire who started it is walking away with a billion dollars or more.

    WeWork is just the most obvious example, but there is a long list of “businesses” which are nothing more than glorified Ponzi schemes which rely on recurring cash infusions on the part of so-called venture capitalists with the ultimate goal of passing the thing off to the rubes in an IPO.

    Rinse, repeat.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Based on their recent track history, Softbank is apparently run by rubes.

    2. wdalasio

      The problem is the internet business model. A lot of these investors delude themselves that they can get double and triple digit growth for a sufficient time to justify their investments. But, if you’re getting that kind of growth without major capital investment, you’ve got an entirely replicable business model and you won’t be able to sustain it long-term.

      The reason Amazon is so successful, is that Jeff Bezos understands that being an internet business doesn’t stop his company from being a business.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        The reason Amazon is so successful, is

        a bricks and mortar and trucks infrastructure that delivers goods/services at a great price; it’s not a sack of ether

        1. wdalasio

          Yup. And that’s understanding it’s a business.

  48. straffinrun

    This will be TMI, so skip if need be. I lost a shit today at the office Sat on that toilet as usual, felt it come out as usual and took a peek as usual. Empty bowl. Didn’t seem to have escaped down the drain. Now I’m panicking and checking my jeans, even the pockets. Nada. Darn thing just disappeared. Weird.

    1. leon

      Ghost Shits. This is known to happen after too much ass sex.

      1. AlexinCT

        With messicans?

        1. …and then a bag of weed fell out.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Lost Decadefecation.

    3. TARDIS

      It’s physics. You torpedo one just right, and it reaches escape velocity. Don’t believe me? Try it it with your cellphone.

      1. Gadfly

        This is the correct answer. It only has to skitter over the hump, which is only as high as the water in the bowl.

    4. There you sat
      all brokenhearted
      Thought you shat
      But only farted?

    5. Raston Bot

      play it safe, always watch your sphincter contract in the reflection of the toilet water. bonus: fart and feel the cool breeze off the water

    6. Suthenboy

      It did not disappear. I promise. it’s somewhere.

      *laughs*

  49. Rebel Scum

    When you are a total and complete asshole…

    Amit Patel, a disability activist, took to Twitter Sunday to detail the drama at the Portsmouth Marriott Hotel in the UK after he spoke at an awards ceremony that gives recognition to animals and humans.

    “Last night: two blind guys & our dogs at a bar, having a quiet drink,” Patel tweeted. “We then get accosted by aggressive women screaming that we’re cruel for having Guide Dogs.”

    “Not only was she in our faces but at one point I thought she‘d get physical. Not a comfortable position to be in,” Patel tweeted along with photos of him and his friend Jonathan and their two service dogs.

    Patel told Unilad that the unruly woman was shouting that Patel and his friend were “absolutely cruel” for having guide dogs and even suggested that the men were equivalent to people who organize dog fights.

    “You could hear bar stools kind of moving as she started talking, people coming over to give us assistance,” Patel told the site, adding that when the incident happened he had just finished speaking at the Animal Star Awards about the issues those using service animals face daily.

    Patel said his service dog, Kika, has been with him for five years and has allowed him to venture out without fear for his safety.

    1. Bob Boberson

      That story needed to end with;

      “The dog, concerned for the safety of it’s master, bit the woman. Authorities saw no need to further investigate.”

    2. wdalasio

      “You could hear bar stools kind of moving as she started talking, people coming over to give us assistance,” Patel told the site

      The heartwarming (or at least evidence that the world is not completely populated by assholes) part of the story.

      Dogs are fucking bred to have a symbiotic relationship with humans. There’s not a damned thing in the world cruel or abusive about it. A lot of breeds get out of sorts if they’re not doing something helpful for humans.

      The silly bint should have to spend an hour in the company of “dogs” that haven’t been bred to have a relationship with humans. They’re called “wolves”. And they’d call her “lunch”.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Is there no simple joy in life that the neo-puritans won’t come after? Of all the things that make me happy that they want banned or expunged, I’d think my pup would be far down the list. I’m starting to think the end goal isn’t even control, it’s just how much misery they can spread.

        1. Suthenboy

          Bingo. Useful idiots are custom made to be sand in the gears so that society becomes dysfunctional. It is about tearing apart every institution that makes western civilization what it is. Those people don’t give a shit about dogs, it is about giving people shit. give them what they want today and tomorrow they will be screaming about something else.

        2. wdalasio

          I’m starting to think the end goal isn’t even control, it’s just how much misery they can spread.

          Well, yeah. The most basic thing to understand about these sorts is that they’re bullies. And, yeah, bullies are after control only to the extent that control makes others suffer. They’re miserable people and want to think they can relieve their misery by spreading it.

      2. Canis lupus

        The silly bint should have to spend an hour in the company of “dogs” that haven’t been bred to have a relationship with humans. They’re called “wolves”. And they’d call her “lunch”.

        Nope. Too bitter.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I’m worried that people are going to argue more and more that these special dogs – guardian angels really – are actually abused.

      It really is sad. These people reveal a lot about themselves.

    4. Hyperion

      Eating their own. This is just the beginning. And the democrats here are promising every perpetually aggrieved wacko everything they could dream up and more. A wonderful ending to the story will be when the wackos surround the DNC and vow that the promisers don’t make it out of there safely until they deliver on all of it. Just remember, none of these wackos are expecting laws to be passed to get what they want. They want it now and laws and constitutions and all that be damned, and the dems are encouraging that type of behavior.

  50. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Looks like the Turks and the Russians (and Syria but informally) struck an agreement on northern Syria yesterday:

    https://youtu.be/0JMe3K4bc2s

    Sounds like good news.

    1. Hyperion

      “Sounds like good news.”

      What, are you crazy? Trump just ruined the world, for like… forever!

    2. Raston Bot

      sounds like the Kurds are fucked.

    3. Suthenboy

      I saw on ABC News that the shit has really hit the fan there. Bullets and bombs flying everywhere lighting up the night and 5 million civilian non-combatants have already been blown apart. I don’t know where you are getting your information.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    I’m trudging through that “conservative case for higher taxes” thing somebody linked above, and I stubbed my toe on this:

    An increased tax rate will help sustain the long-term fiscal health of the nation, but it can also go a long way toward helping us invest back into the United States.

    Fiscal conservatism, and paying down the debt are all well and good in theory, but what we really need to do is spend that additional revenue, and more, on politically popular pork.

    Conservative, right down to the bone.

    1. leon

      Classic Lucy with a football, and many conservatives will fall for it. “You’re not being conservative if you don’t agree that we should raise taxes, becauase look at the deficit”. “Oh we raised taxes so we could buy all this new shit.” If taxes are being raised it is always to buy new shit. Never to pay down the debt. That is why despite what reason wants to argue to make #OrangeManBad, lowering taxes is probably the most fiscally conservative thing to do, because it will force a need to cut spending, because that is what the problem is.

      1. Rhywun

        it will force a need to cut spending

        If the last couple years have taught us anything, that doesn’t work.

        1. leon

          True, but eventually reality catches up. Do we want it sooner or later, knowing the later it is the worse it will be?

        2. AlexinCT

          SO MUCH THIS…

          I want spending cuts first. Tons of them. Maybe, and just maybe, then we can talk tax increases as long as those increases help bring down the debt. No new spending at all.

      2. Bob Boberson

        I had a fauxlibertarian friend argue this. We need to raise taxes and cut spending! I told him I’ll agree on the condition that there is a constitutional amendment stating that all revenues over the allotted budget are exclusively used for paying down the national debt and any congresscritter or president that seeks to use those funds for anything else is immediately shot into the sun via cannon.

        1. Jarflax

          allotted budget

          lololololololololololololololololololol

  52. PieInTheSky

    two part question: what is the point of maple syrup and is there a noticeable difference between American and Canadian? Can they be told apart in a blind tasting like from different production methods or something?

    1. PieInTheSky

      three part question: why is youtube recommending How Real Vermont Maple Syrup Is Made to me?

      1. Jarflax

        Tap tree, hang bucket, collect bucket, boil sap. There you go, no video needed.

    2. Bob Boberson

      I am no expert on maple syrup but I don’t think any normal person could distinguish between American and Canadian, it all comes from the same species of tree.

      They point is it’s delicious on all forms of breakfast meats, pancakes and waffles.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Just make sure you get real maple syrup. The cheap stuff is just corn syrup.

        1. PieInTheSky

          i generally avoid eating sugar and doubt real maple syrup can be had in Romania

          1. Bob Boberson

            It’s pretty much pure sugar so it might not be for you then.

          2. Atanarjuat

            You can’t get Canadian food goods off Amazon? I’d be willing to ship you the real thing if so.

          3. PieInTheSky

            I assume I can get it shipped I was talking about the supermarket. But I don’t really want any I would not use it

          4. Not Adahn

            Use it to make an Old Fashioned.

          5. PieInTheSky

            why would I ruin good rye like that?

          6. Not Adahn

            ….that was my Grandmother’s favorite cocktail, and if you impugn it, I will stake your ass, cut off your head, stuff you mouth with consecrated hosts and bury it between your knees facing into the earth.

          7. R C Dean

            Use it to make an Old Fashioned.

            Not Adahn speaks wisdom. The maple flavor and the rye are a dynamite combo. Oddly, my next cocktail recipe is a maple-bacon old fashioned; we’re still refining our bacon-infused rye.

      2. leon

        True Maple syrup comes from the greater Alberta Region of Canada. It’s actually enshrined in NAFTA like Tequila. Any “maple” syrup created ouside the Maple region of Canada is “Imitation Maple”.

        /shit i just made up, but you could see it being real.

    3. Hyperion

      “is there a noticeable difference between American and Canadian? ”

      Zoolander’s next genius move will be too ban Maple Syrup, for the trees.

      1. Drake

        That would make maple firewood very cheap.

        1. Hyperion

          Unintended consequences done with 100% good intentions.

    4. Drake

      The point of maple syrup is that it is sweet and delicious. The early settlers in Canada and the Northeast colonies made it because sugar was unavailable or prohibitively expensive.

      No difference between the countries’ syrup – it’s basically the same forest that stretches across the border.

      Maple syrup does come in different grades. I prefer the darker stuff,

      1. Tejicano

        Shee-yaite. On my last run to the commissary I picked up some maple smoked bacon. My wife has decreed that no other bacon will ever be purchased for consumption in our house if it is not maple smoked variety.

    5. Nephilium

      The point of maple syrup is sweet, sticky, maple goodness. There’s an artifact from the old days in the grading process however. Grade A maple syrup has the least maple characteristic and flavor, while Grade B maple syrup has more pronounced maple flavor and characteristic. So if you want maple, go with Grade B.

      The holdover was when it was being graded as a generic sweetener and a replacement for sugar.

    6. A Leap at the Wheel

      No, there’s no noticeable difference between maple syrup harvested and manufactured in Canada vs Canada-adjacent US states.

      BUT – like bourbon or honey, different grades, manufacture techniques, and serving temperatures play a big difference. 30 years ago, basic-bitch light color / weak bodied syrups where the most popular. Unfortunately, normies have figured out that darker, more complex stuff is miles better. Unfortunately, this has made it more expensive.

      But both the Canadian and the US use the same harvesting, refinement, and packaging for all intents and purposes. I have friends in MN that tap and refine their syrup the same way its been done at home for hundreds of year (and described in Little House in the Big Woods). I have family in VT that runs a small refinery that buys maple sap and refines it to sell to a big distributor under some brand name or other. The distributor buys from US and CA refiners.

      What is the point- Its fucking delicious. You can replace sugar in almost any recipe with a 1:1 replacement of maple syrup and usually get identical results that taste better. I use it when making bacon (what some incorrectly call streaky or belly bacon) and Canadian Bacon (which Canadians incorrectly do not call Canadian Bacon) and its phenomenal.

      It also is part of our cultural heritage. At the times of the settling and founding, maple syrup was easy and cheep to produce, while sugar and molasses had to be imported and thus were expensive on the east coast and impossible to get on the frontier. (Depending on the year, states on the east coast *were* the frontier). Light syrup served the same purpose as sugar, and dark syrup serves the same for molasses. Even though early Americans often did not have baking ovens, they often *did* have what we call dutch ovens, which are cast iron cooking vessels that you can bake in. Maple syrup played a big part in that for a long time in the northern colonies / states.

      1. Tundra

        It’s a gigantic pain in the ass to make. Whatever they charge is fine with me.

        1. pistoffnick

          Yes it is. It takes 13-20 gallons of sap and a whole lot of heat to make 1 gallon of syrup. Heat it too fast and it scorches.

  53. Hyperion

    “I was wondering if this was parody, then I checked out a few of her other stories. Holy shit, I hope she’s not getting paid for this shit- it’s not only hilariously stupid, the writing would maybe qualify for a B in a sixth grade English class.”

    I guess you guys must have mocked her sufficiently. You big meanies.

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    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Her next story will be HOW THE ALT-RIGHT CAME AFTER ME

      1. Rhywun

        I get so many death threats!

        1. Hyperion

          I consider her move a micro-aggression towards me, she had denied me my human right to get my morning’s worth of derp.

  54. Rebel Scum

    Good news.

    On Tuesday, Jessica Yaniv, a biological male who identifies as a woman, lost his legal battle to force women to give him a Brazilian wax. After multiple female estheticians refused to wax his genitals because of his male anatomy, he filed human rights complaints, claiming that they engaged in discrimination against him due to his transgender identity.

    “Human rights legislation does not require a service provider to wax a type of genitals they are not trained for and have not consented to wax,” the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal ruled.

    The tribunal also ruled that Yaniv “engaged in improper conduct,” “filed complaints for improper purposes,” and concluded his testimony was “disingenuous and self-serving.” Indeed, the ruling includes sections outlining the transgender provocateur’s “use of deception,” “financial motivation,” and “racial animus.”

    Now apply that standard to all other services.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That was a slip there. They won’t repeat it.

    2. leon

      Part of me wonders if he hadn’t been such a blatant ass about it if the decision would have gone the other way.

      In other-words, “Liberty” was saved, only because this time the aggressor was icky.

      1. Jarflax

        I think that is how we got Trump. Hillary was just a bit too vile, if she had proposed the same policies but not had such obviously evil eyes she’d have won.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Just the facts, Ma’am

    A career civil servant who is a West Point graduate, soldier, officer, military attache and veteran diplomat told Congress on Tuesday that President Donald Trump personally and explicitly tried to force Ukraine’s president to investigate Trump’s political opponents by withholding crucial military aid and a coveted White House meeting.

    William Taylor testified that the U.S. ambassador to the European Union, Gordon Sondland, told him that “everything” Ukraine wanted depended on whether its president, Volodymyr Zelenskiy, pursued an investigation. Sondland also told Taylor that Trump wanted to squeeze Zelenskiy into “a public box” by forcing him to commit openly to a probe.

    ——-

    And what motivates Donald Trump? He’s a haphazard developer and reality TV star who pursued the presidency as a marketing ploy and surprised even himself by winning it. He hasn’t any meaningful interest in public policy or public service, but when his candidacy and office have offered him opportunities to consolidate his power and line his wallet he has pursued them with gusto.

    Why has Trump courted Russian President Vladimir Putin? It’s not simply because he has an affinity for dictators or is irrational and unpredictable (though those things are true). It’s because he’d like to make money with Putin. He tried to do that before and during the 2016 campaign when he pursued a real estate deal in Moscow, and I suspect he’ll try again more overtly whenever he leaves the White House. Putin wants to control Ukraine and its natural gas supplies, and get the U.S. to lift the economic sanctions it imposed after he invaded and occupied part of Ukraine. He and Trump are wheeling and dealing.

    Why has Trump courted Turkey’s leader, Recep Tayyip Erdogan? Trump does business in Istanbul. Trump is willing to give Erdogan what he wants (domination and potential obliteration of the Kurds in northern Syria) because, I suspect, he wants to do even more robust business in Turkey whenever he leaves the White House.

    Why did Trump want to convene next year’s Group of Seven summit at his resort in Doral, Florida? No, it wasn’t because he thinks it is the best place for the meeting or because he’s super proud of it. Yes, it was the money.

    Money, money, money. It’s rarely more complex than that with Trump.

    Public Enemy Number One must be stopped.

    A career in public service ennobles and validates any and all actions on the part of anyone who opposes Trump. There can be no other explanation for career diplomats’ defiance. Hearsay must be assumed to be true.

    1. Drake

      A life-long ward of the state attacking somebody not beholden to the state. Shocking.

    2. Rebel Scum

      The transcript of the communication disagrees. Hearsay, indeed.

    3. Raston Bot

      As was pointed out above, Schiff’s kangaroo investigation is trying to kick up enough dust to sway voters into believing there’s a fire before the election.

    4. Gadfly

      Money, money, money. It’s rarely more complex than that with Trump.

      Apparently a lot of people have decided that “know thy enemy” is too old school. Money is not the driver for Mr. Trump. If it was, he would not have run for president, as this surely has not been beneficial to his bottom line. What drives him, and it’s so obvious it’s sad that people like this author can’t see it, is ego. He ran for president because he’s an ornery old man who despised the current crop of politicos and thought he could do better. That’s it.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        notable that 9/10 of his utterances are about himself, not the good of the country or stands on principle, which is fine if you’re in kindergarten

    5. R C Dean

      President Donald Trump personally and explicitly tried to force Ukraine’s president to investigate Trump’s political opponents by withholding crucial military aid and a coveted White House meeting.

      If so, what crime was committed? Be sure to cite to the U.S.Code section that was violated. Remember, this is supposed to be an “impeachment” investigation, so unlike purely political hearings, there has to be a crime.

  56. Jarflax

    Why does the site sometimes switch to a gray background? I assume it is something on my end because it happens randomly ( a lot today) when I refresh, but I have no clue what causes it and it kills my eyes. Any ideas?

    1. Rebel Scum

      I’ve been getting that a lot today as well.

    2. Nephilium

      From the previous times this has happened, it’s an issue on the backend side. You can try a hard refresh (Ctrl – F5 on most systems), but that’s just another way to try to force it to pull the correct theme down.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    I assume it is something on my end

    It’s doing the random format flipflop to me, too.

    1. Bob Boberson

      #metoo…..I was blaming my bitch work computer

    2. Tundra

      Same. It’s weird looking.

    3. #metoo All day yesterday too.

      ‘Mornin’ Glibbies.

      1. leon

        Mornin Moj,

        Did your twitter friend ever show up? I havn’t told a Tulpa to fuck off in a while…

        1. No, but he registetrd. I don’t know if he has to be approved before commenting or what. My daughter mentioned she wanted to register but didn’t want to wait to comment because it was late.

          So I am confused with the vague notion that registration is now required?

          1. Nephilium

            I’m sure someone will be along to correct me if I’m incorrect, but my understanding is that everyone needs to register in order to comment. The first comment from anyone new will be held in limbo for moderation (as well as any post with three or more links). If you want your avatar to show up, make sure to give it a rating (it apparently follows MPAA guidelines and NR is NC-17).

          2. I know SP has been busy and stressed, and I don’t want to annoy her, so I will wait.

          3. Nephilium

            I also think anyone who has posted enough articles to be labeled a contributor can release comments from moderation. I know I can see how many comments are in moderation (right now I’m seeing 0).

          4. Don Escaped Texas

            I’ve tried to moderate comments in that queue, but I don’t think the buttons work for me.

            There’s a special handshank or secret sauce required, and I certainly don’t qualify.

          5. Jarflax

            If you are gonna shank them why do it in the hand?

          6. I’ve tried to moderate comments in that queue, but I don’t think the buttons work for me.

            #metoo

          7. If you are gonna shank them why do it in the hand?

            You’re not wrong.

    4. TARDIS

      TPTB are up to something, i’d wager.

      Good Morning everyone.

      Time to check on whatever I drunk posted yesterday evening. I really shouldn’t drink without adult supervision.

  58. Rebel Scum

    Dick’s CEO: Why won’t anyone listen to me and my bad ideas?

    In the new telling of the story, the real reason America doesn’t have onerous gun control laws now is because Mitch the Avenger is single-handedly preventing that from happening.

    That’s been the Democratic party line for months, and now one of the bigger private sector gun-grabbers — the CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods — is getting in on the Blame Mitch party.

    Lousiville Courier-Journal:

    “In an Oct. 11 profile of Dick’s Sporting Goods, CEO Ed Stack told Business Insider that U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell doesn’t have the “guts” to schedule a vote on the bill that would require universal background checks for gun sales.”

    Stack, you may remember, is the idiot who torched $5 million worth of inventory merely to make himself popular with the anti-gun Left. Now he wants McConnell to engage in some feel-good kabuki theater:

    “Stack called out McConnell’s stance on HR 8, a bill that would require criminal background checks for all gun sales, including informal exchanges between acquaintances. HR 8 also bans firearm possession among adults aged 18-20, which is currently permitted in most states.”

    This is a bill that President Trump won’t sign, and is therefore useless. No lives are going to be saved by a bill that never becomes law.

    1. Bob Boberson

      Whatever, I barely shopped at your shitty, failing store before you went full retard and I sure as hell won’t now.

    2. wdalasio

      Mitch McConnell doesn’t have the “guts” to schedule a vote on the bill that would require universal background checks for gun sales.

      Scheduling a vote that would be politically unpopular for a cause you have no interest in is “guts”? I thought it would better be classified as “stupidity”.

    3. Gadfly

      HR 8 also bans firearm possession among adults aged 18-20, which is currently permitted in most states.

      I don’t see how this is even remotely permissible. The Constitution gives these people the vote, thereby indicating they have the full rights of citizenship, and a blanket ban cannot in anyway be twisted not to run afoul of “shall not be infringed”.

      1. R C Dean

        Except bans on ownership by people under 21 have, I believe, been imposed by a few states and are still standing.

        Our SCOTUS is staffed almost entirely by urbanites who are firmly in the grip of the urban elite culture. They have zero understanding of guns or gun culture. A damn weak reed, but its all we’ve got.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          That’s a great point that dovetails with the thread about independence and respect for independence: how did we get here? The Bench is Jewish and Catholic, folk I never saw in the hills (not that that proves anything): why is that and where would they get any gun game?

          How about we start the Sandra Day O’Connor School of Ropin’ and Shootin’ for prospective justices? She had no trouble with 2A and could take out a rabbit at distance.

  59. Not Adahn

    Had my first practice with the IDPA club last night. I was not happy with my performance. I’ve never accidentally engaged the safety that many times before. One good note was that my accuracy was pretty good (shots are scored based on accuracy, ranging from -0 for being in the center rings, to -5 for missing the target completely. I averaged -0.33 per shot) and I had no penalties (one poor guy shot the hostage eight times over the course of the night) There was some entertainingly evil course design set up to penalize people who violated Jeff Cooper’s 4th Rule. I guess I just need to run around my living room doing reload and holster drills.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      one poor guy shot the hostage eight times over the course of the night

      Did he get a scholarship to the police academy?

      1. Not Adahn

        .. I think he actually is a LEO.

    2. Sean

      Have you seen this yet?

      https://danwessonfirearms.com/product/dwx/

      A little pricey, but I’ll be interested in seeing the compact.

      1. Drake

        a grand melding of Dan Wesson and CZ pistols

        CZ owns Dan Wesson – it looks just like a tricked out CZ Shadow.

        1. Not Adahn

          Yeah, it looks like a SAO version of my Shadow 2, though with extra barrel crowning.

      2. Not Adahn

        A CZ-75 with a 1911 trigger? Sounds optimal. Anaaand right at the IDPA weight limit (though it probably won’t be manufactured in large enough quantities to be used in SSP).

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Her next story will be HOW THE ALT-RIGHT CAME AFTER ME

    “Silenced by the Neo-Nazis” a tale of harrowing danger and and the indomitable human spirit.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Background sound in redneck voice : we coming libtard we coming to get you

  61. The Late P Brooks

    Stack, you may remember, is the idiot who torched $5 million worth of inventory merely to make himself popular with the anti-gun Left.

    He should ban all football gear, next; so problematic. And baseball bats, because Al Capone killed a guy with one in that movie.

    BUT! Coming Soon- Dick’s new line of fair trade mother-daughter organic hemp athleisure apparel for the socially aware college educated suburban soccer mom and her bisexual tween.

    1. wdalasio

      Only available in oversized to avoid issues with the Problematic Male Gaze!

    2. creech

      And camping gear that encourages one to destroy pristine forests and even get eaten by a bear or mountain lion.

    3. Urthona

      He should buy $5 million more in inventory and destroy all that too.

      That will really show them.

  62. Sean

    Facepalm.

    Bed Bath & Beyond has removed black jack-o’-lanterns from sale after a News 12 investigation that stemmed from complaints in Nyack about the product.

    A Halloween display in front of a law firm was taken down in Nyack because the jack-o’-lanterns upset some community members. The jack-o’-lanterns are painted black with a white mouth.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      UCS’s moment is almost here. Everything will be beige!

    2. PieInTheSky

      I thought the whole fun was not to buy but to carve and optionally blackface your own pumpkin.

      1. Not Adahn

        OMG ! KNIFE CRIME!!!

    3. LJW

      Black Jack O’lanterns? Does the dealer hit on soft 17?

      1. Sean

        LOL

    4. Urthona

      Oh really? I didn’t realize these were even inappropriate and I have several hanging from ropes in my yard.

  63. Certified Public Asshat

    Freshman Democratic Rep. Katie Hill of California denied an allegation that she was in a relationship w/ a member of her congressional office staff. She has notified Capitol Hill police that intimate photos of her were posted online without consent— CNN (@CNN) October 23, 2019

    Why would anyone think a nude photo of someone brushing someone else’s hair was sexual?

    1. Private Chipperbot

      Wouldn’t she be better off saying she was in a relationship? I think it’s worse otherwise.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Agree. She should be in shit over this, but to lie about it cannot make it any better.

        1. Urthona

          Nobody cares at all, actually.

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            Yeah, a quiet story on how a member of congress exploited power for sex.

          2. Urthona

            Pfff. That’s the point of power.

          3. pistoffnick

            +1 fat Henry Kissinger

          4. Urthona

            I’ll be honest, though.

            I’m a bit miffed someone would so flagrantly exploit their internship to land sex with a congresswoman.

          5. Certified Public Asshat

            Also, needs more sexy details.

    2. PieInTheSky

      how were the picture taken?

      1. R C Dean

        If the picture ain’t your property, nobody needs your consent to do anything with it. The pic belongs to whoever took it. Which is a very ineresting question. I’m betting on her cuckband.

    3. PieInTheSky

      I lost a comment trying again

      pic leaking remind me of monty python blackmail (the live version with backup dancers)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbAfJOOUKs

    4. creech

      Wood. Can’t we see the pics? And how did she, a freshman, already get to be Vice Chair of the powerful House Oversight Committee?

      1. Urthona

        It’s because she’s white isn’t it?

    5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I bet a Russian bot manufactured that picture

      1. Urthona

        It’s a deep fake.

  64. MikeS

    If I were “Country” Joe West, I think I’d welcome an accusation of being on the take. It would explain away the incompetence.

    1. MikeS

      The lawsuit says West has “suffered unspecified damages” from statements that “impugn [his] integrity, honesty and professional fitness.”

      ahhh hahahahahahahaha!!!!

      *takes a big breath*

      ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

      Yes, Joe. It was Lo Duca’s claims that impugned your “professional fitness”.

      ahahahahahahahahaha!

    2. invisible finger

      I can’t believe I’m defending Jowl West, but LoDuca got 90% of the facts wrong. I have no problem for West playing the role of Trump to LoDuca’s Beto.

      1. MikeS

        For sure. My only point was the person who has done -by far- the most damage to Joe’s reputation is Joe.

        That said, DoLuca would be wise to very quickly apologize and make an retraction. Maybe even by a couple copies of Joe’s albums.

  65. Raston Bot

    https://youtu.be/gepWlvdyOq4?t=301

    Zeldini on the leaked opening statement:

    “turn to page 12. the only reference to Joe Biden except for the July 25 call transcript. …it’s not first hand from Amb Taylor, it’s not second hand from Amb Taylor, it’s not third hand from Amb Taylor… Ambassador Taylor telling that Tim Morrison told him that Sondlond told Morrison that the President told Sondlond that the President told Zelenksky… give me a break.”

  66. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    I’d say there’s a sixty/ forty chance that an old man in a leather jacket declares a “libertarian moment” in response to the 9th circuit forcing nuns to pay for birth control.

    “wHy wOUlD rELiGouS pEoPlE vOTe fOr TrUmp?” has never sounded more retarded

  67. MikeS

    “While I detest the use of the B-word and the N-word and the word fag, etc., I love the Constitution more and question the constitutionality of bills like this,” said Arline Isaacson, co-chairwoman of the Massachusetts Gay and Lesbian Political Caucus. “The concern is specifically about the right to free speech, including speech that I hate.”

    Wait, why is it OK to say “fag”?

    1. Urthona

      Wasn’t there a professor who was seriously fired for using the n-word to quote someone?

      Also, a Ft. Worth cop as well.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        F-word teachers and police

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Because if she said “f-word” people would think she meant “fuck”.

      Kudos to her for putting principles above fashion

    3. invisible finger

      Because it won’t offend Kamala?

  68. The Late P Brooks

    Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull a rabbit outta muh hat. Nuthin’ up muh sleeve…

    Another type of intensive growth is to substitute common resources for rare ones. The soda can example applies here as well; cans were originally made of tin, which is rare, but manufacturers later switched to the more abundant aluminum. The most important example is the transition from fossil fuels, which are in finite supply and degrade the Earth’s climate, to abundant energy sources like the sun and wind.

    The ultimate thesis of the piece is that we *can* have economic growth without Malthusian doom, but that neck-snapping swerve from “more efficient use of material in beer cans” to ” magical free energy is at hand” was a bit much.

    1. Urthona

      Or even better, nuclear.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Oh my God, people still believe in “peak oil”? How is that possible?

      1. Urthona

        In theory I guess it could eventually happen. In which case the fossil fuel prices would simply start going up and we’d switch to other things.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Of course, but they’ve been predicting that it was around the corner for forty years now and the energy sector would transition well before we’ve hit the peak, like in the soda can example

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Also anyone who calls “pop” “soda” is a Russian bot.

            I don’t make the rules

          2. You are correct. My husband cannot be moved from “soda” to “pop” but he is from SoCal amd cannot be blamed.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            “Sneakers” also grinds my gears. I was taught “gym shoes”, but I think that’s a hyper local dialect like “front room” (pronounced “frudgeroom”)

          4. That’s not even correct either. Your second-rate reeducation is showing.

          5. “tennis shoes”

            Which I have not worn in years because I am a devotee of Birkenstocks.

          6. You have that wrong. ‘Pop’ is a quick punch to the face.

            You must be a Chinese spy!

          7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Ok, Sergei

          8. Your attempt at deflection will not work, Mr. Lee.

          9. Urthona

            I mean all signs point to us not even being close to “peak oil”, and I remember arguing with some leftist lunatic that we were entering it around 20 years ago. He was a huge Chavez fan. Jesus, I am just now remembering that. Also, he kept insisting to me that George W. Bush would be tried for war crimes and I won a bet again him about it.

            I wasn’t even a libertarian then. Or even that political. Just not nuts.

            I should look that guy up.

            No. I shouldn’t.

          10. Urthona

            Btw, I’m always reminded of this bet:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon%E2%80%93Ehrlich_wager

          11. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            The guy who negotiated the bet for Ehrlichman was a science adviser under Obama.

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      Of course, to be an efficient master of the universe, the author will need to learn to weigh total costs. I’m guessing that smelting and forming aluminum takes at least twice as much energy as plating steel with tin.

  69. Sean

    How about some Tulsi Gabbard love?

    I haven’t seen this make the rounds yet.

    Tulsi tearing into HRC again.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Tom Woods had a good podcast defending her.

      Tom Woods- racist Russian segregationist. Confirmed

    2. Dafuq tjat she’s getting so much leftie hate. Do they love Grandma Muumuu that much?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        They all think gam gam actually would have won if it wasn’t for Facebook memes and us finding out about how corrupt the nomination process was

        1. I rarely get into FB squabbles about politics. HOWEVER, someone took offense when I said I voted third party.

          “Why didn’t you vote for Hillary? She’s better than Trump.”

          “I find them equally evil.”

          Then she went on a FB vaguebooking rant about how Hillary is NOT evil, but Donald Trump is, and anybody who thinks they are equally evil is evil. Blah blah blah. Natch, she did not tag me in this rant. I just happened to see it.

          Whatever lets you sleep at night, honey.

    3. Rebel Scum

      She should run third party with Mystical Marianne.

      1. R C Dean

        Nah, Gabbard/McAfee.

        “Hot and Crazy”.

        1. leon

          I like that idea.

  70. The Late P Brooks

    A CZ-75 with a 1911 trigger? Sounds optimal. Anaaand right at the IDPA weight limit (though it probably won’t be manufactured in large enough quantities to be used in SSP).

    One of the first things I noticed was the giant mag release. Definitely a plus in competition.

    1. Not Adahn

      Yeah, and right after I made that reply I remembered that SAOs can’t be used in SSP.