OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls
Clean up your Messes Edition
It’s time to strike camp, pay our debts, and get out of town! It’s
Week Eleven Most OverRated Football Program Results
1 Minnesota was not stomped by Penn State
2 Oregon was idle
I got nothing (except that SMU rant from last week which I absolutely stand by).
Things are going easy for the Committee since both Bama and Penn State fell on their swords.
- Ohio State made soup of the Terps
- LSU bested Bama at Bama
- Alabama hung 41 on LSU but lost anyway
- Penn State was upset at Minnesoda
- Clemson smoked a pack-o-Wolves at NCSU
- Georgia toyed with Mizzou
Unsolicited memoir: I was told I was going to a single UGA sorority soirée over the weekend but got suckered into three, three I tellsya soiréeauxeses. Tickets were row 13 about dead midfield: I had a better view than ESPN. It was pretty near freezing as the game ended, which is fine, but the whole point of going to an SEC game is to take in shorts-n-skirts season: oh well, a certain sort of squandering of a trip to Athens unless you’re into impotent Tigers.
But the Committee doesn’t care about that; they had a list to update . . . thus:
- LSU is set for Atlanta
- Ohio State has Penn State and Michigan before getting to Indy
- Clemson is sharpening their skates, waiting for the pond to freeze
- Georgia has Auburn before Atlanta
- Alabama needs too much help at this point
- Oregon can make a statement against the Utes
College Football Playoff Oughta Be
Big Ten Ohio State might see Minnesoda in the championship
SEC LSU need only handle aTm and Auburn to meet UGA in the championship
ACC Clemson is pretty much done with the regular season
PAC64 Oregon lost to Auburn, a team UGA could well beat for its third quality win
Big XII Oklahoma struggled to edge TCU and closed the books on itself for the year
Silly Loser Ordination
Alabama best one-loss team in the nation
Wisconsin best two-loss team in the nation
Iowa best three-loss team in the nation
Washington best four-loss team in the nation
Michigan State best five-loss team in the nation
South Carolina best six-loss team in the nation
Tulsa best seven-loss team in the nation
Northwestern best eight-loss team in the nation
Rice best nine-loss team in the nation
Texas Southern only ten-loss team in the nation
Second CFP Week N + 1 Most OverRated Football Programs
1 Minnesota was not stomped by Penn State and rockets beyond their pay grade
2 Utah re-enters the fray but won’t play anyone until Oregon in the Pacific punch-out
3 Georgia re-enters our list after their sudden CFP promotion; remember that they lost to South Carolina who has since lost to Ap State
4 Oregon was idle and is probably not overrated to speak of anymore
Honorable Mentions
Things have settled more or less where they belong, so there’s not much to say here.
Toldjaso™ Boise State buoys in the competency vacuum but plays no one for the rest of the year.
Kansas State plummeted after losing to Texas, but I just didn’t have the guts last week to say they were truly overrated; send their files to the basement already.
Formerly-nailed Appalachian State jumped into the rankings, but there’s no real test for them left, so I’m not arguing with the Committee down past two dozen spots.
Psuedotoldjasos: Already-called Wake Forest and SMU finally fell plumb out of the rankings; we wish to hear their names no more.
Year to Date Hides on the Wall
1 Georgia lost at home to the second-best team from South Carolina that almost lost to UNC
2 Utah lost to an unrated USC but seems to be coming back
2 Stanford was revealed by USC
2 Syracuse was unranked after Maryland
2 Michigan was blown out by Wisconsin
2 Notre Dame sold off after losing to a highly ranked Georgia
7 UCF was edged by an unranked Pitt and continues to muddle
7 Iowa was no number 15 as Michigan proved
7 Wake Forest allowed Louisville to hang 62 on them
7 Cal was dumped from the AP after losing to Arizona State
11 Boise State lost by three to toothless BYU
11 Iowa State was dethroned before their decent showing against Iowa
11 Memphis lost to possibly 80th best team in the nation Temple and disappeared for a while
11 SMU lost at Memphis fell eight places
15 Michigan State slowly fell out of the ratings, so I was right after all
15 Clemson was dethroned by barely edging Mack Brown retirement project UNC
15 Texas lost to OU (mid-season toldjasos™) and has continued to suck and plummet
15 Texas probably over-paid for losing to titan LSU (early-season toldjasos™), but then they let Kansas hang 48 on them at home
15 Appalachian State got a case of the Statesboro Blues and fell over six slots
20 Auburn over-paid for losing to Florida
20 Texas A&M probably over-paid for quality losses against Clemson and Auburn . . . or maybe not
20 Washington State was de-ranked after becoming lowly UCLA’s first win
20 Virginia continues to lose after losing to can-play-with-UGA Notre Dame
24 Oklahoma lost to Kansas State . . . inexcusable
25 San Diego State didn’t make the Committee’s list at all
Year to Date It-Would-Seem Blown Calls Because They’re Doing Okay Really Well
1 LSU (that was a typo or something, I swear)
2 Florida seems to have earned their status by defeating top-ten Auburn
3 Oklahoma is no longer a blown call because Kansas State
4 UCF is now a skin on the wall after Pitt
5 Michigan is no longer a blown call because Wisconsin
6 Washington State is no longer a blown call because UCLA
Our year now stands at 25 – 2 – 4. The week endeth thus!
Comments
274 responses to “OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls”
I was told I was going to a single UGA sorority soirée over the weekend but got suckered into three, three I tellsya soiréeauxeses.
You make it sound like a bad thing.
where in an essay is the correct place to sneak in a humble brag?
Third paragraph, based on Oxford rules.
Not college football, but allow me to say… fuck the Steelers!
I guess I’ll root for the Browns, even after last week’s travesty.
We kept trying to lose on Sunday, FFS how many plays in a row from the 1 yard line with no score, and a turnover on downs? A missed extra point? A safety?
No idea as it wasn’t broadcast here. Just reflecting on the final score & my reckless prediction beforehand.
..run a play on 4th and skip getting 3 on a FG?
/from Cincinnati
Hell, 90% of us in the bar were cheering for going for it… until we turned it over.
Well, we’re the Brown of the past 2 years
Oh I thought you were talking about our plays last week.
Oh gods… it’s happening again…
And it did not. Landry was wide open.
We haven’t looked this good since we beat the Ravens.
Heh – not this time
Dudes, we live in Ohio. The NFL exists to make us sad. Give it up, it isn’t getting better. The Reds may be good again, the Indians may win next year, even the Cavs had a moment, but the NFL is always going to suck out your soul if you let it.
Jarflax:
I’m allowing my self a chance to cheer for a team that may be on an upswing. I remember a time the Browns were good, of course, that was back in the 80’s.
Ah, the 80’s: Back when people weren’t so let down.
Yeah, they’ll sell you on the ‘upswing’ and you’ll start buying in, then the Steelers will cheap shot your QB by rolling his knee just as he completes a 30 yard pass, and you’ll be off to 0-7 and the playoffs. Oh, wait sorry, I’m projecting.
I have an extreme fondness for the Golden Hurricanes. They never locked their music building, so if you were a young high school male with a date and a need for privacy, they were a godsend. Plus, they were close to The Metro, which is the first restaurant I went to that served sides of gravy for their fries. (which were great for refuelling for rounds 3+)
top ten mascot/logo
Alabama best one-loss team in the nation
I’m picking on Bama here, but it applies across the board. If you want to make the playoffs, playing an FCS team should count as a loss. There are plenty of lowly FBS teams to scrimmage against without turning it into a glorified bye week.
Thank you.
I saw Saban lying about their ridiculous schedule a few weeks ago. Just schedule back-to-back series with real teams like everyone else you pussy.
I wish the B1G had held firm on the no FCS on the schedule rule. As it is, 9 conference games and no FCS when you have 7 home games is much better than other conferences, but they need to be the change they want to see.
And travel.
You keep capping on Boise Don, I’m going to have to come through the interwebs and do some damage.(Boise is not a top 20 team)
The Committee has the Stangs at 21. I’ve got them behind A&M, UCF, and a bunch of other twenty-somethings. Where you putting ’em?
For the record, their bowling ZeroU over was one of the funniest games of all time. And I love it when the center is also an eligible receiver.
21, or 22 works for me. I am not a Brian Harsin fan.
Go Gilded Rodents!
Minne sports fans are conditioned to expect the worst, but that was one hell of a good game.
Looking forward to the Big 10 Champeenship game if current division leaders meet!
^—————-this is gonna be awesome————————^
AOC slams WH adviser Stephen Miller as ‘white nationalist’ after recent report, calls for his resignation
Anyone have any facts regarding this story? I don’t trust anything the SPLC releases. Seems like all of the news sites are just citing the SPLC claims but aren’t providing links to the emails.
Miller is Jewish. He couldn’t be any whiter without being Asian as well.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen accusation of “white supremisist” or “racist” being backed up by anyting more than “he disagrees with me.”
He was caught reading a VDare article (not kidding).
Shoulda had it tucked into a Penthouse, to avoid raising suspicions.
I’ve never even heard of vdare until today.
VDare, named for Virginia Dare, the first English ancestry baby born in America.
Nope, and I’m not willing to roll around in the mud to find out.
https://vdare.com/articles/yes-splc-and-ayatollah-ahmari-of-course-stephen-miller-reads-vdare-com-just-not-enough
He emailed links to Steven Sailor articles. I assume that’s Unz, VDare, or Taki Mag. Either way, he must be evil.
VDare sometimes strikes me as Jezebel from the right. Similar ‘everything is the most awful crisis ever style, nuance is collaboration’. That said, it is not worse than Jezebel, so I’ll agree that people should lose Government jobs for reading it when people start losing Government jobs for reading Jezebel and Vox and DU.
Oh no, the SPLC is totally believable, bra.
Hey MikeS, I would like to join your art challenge. When are we to post pictures?
Thanks
Think you’re talking to me, no? I’ll write up something and submit it this weekend. I’ll set out the guidelines and y’all can post in the comments. Hopefully, TPTB approve.
Ahh, my apologies. Thanks for planning it.
I’ve been trying to decide just how perverted of a reply I should drop here, but I like Tulip. So, I’ll just say that tasteful nudes are always welcome.
Also, who the hell is Art? I don’t know anyone by that name.
I know a couple of Arts. Then there is some childhood rhyme I can’t remember about Art and something something fart.
I’ll take “What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall” for $200, Alex.
confused.
Old series of jokes…
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob
Etc… etc…
I know.
They were not particularly funny.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene
Favorite: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
A Poster Boy?
28th!
4rd!
I like 4rd. Had me a ’78 Bronco once. 351 Windsor with a 4 barrel Holly. Yup. Got about 6 miles to the gallon, going downhill, but man, what a ride. Ideling, it’d sound almost liquid, you know? Like a blub blub blub.
Sweet ass interior, too- you know the custom wood console? Big tires. Brush guard and steel bumpers, with an after market sunroof.
Oh no! It wasnt the Windsor, it was the Cleveland, and it’s important, and the Cleveland was better.
No….still only understood about, oh, 8 words in your story.
Windsor was small block, Cleveland was big.
It was a muscle truck. Very fast, very loud. Very expensive to use as a work truck…
I hope your LP said LUV MUSL
Cleveland had huge, round exhaust ports
/ Chevy guy, but those were some honking heads
^This guy gets it
<———— this guy squandered his entire childhood learning to rebuild carbs, sharpen an ax, and solve non-linear differential equations. All dat shit has been replaced by anemometers and solar voltaic.
My new bestest friend. Or at least a fellow motorhead.
I can’t explain how much I love it. Grinding valves. Degree-ing in a cam. All the little johnny does and johnny don’t. The 5/8 socket I broke with an 8″ ratchet back when I was a bad-ass: I still have it just because I don’t want to forget that.
And I’m trying to forget the year I spent trying to get stamped rocker arms to survive at 6000RPM.
Oh stop. You had me at “grinding valves”.
To me it’s the sound, toy know? Like, I can hear if the timing is off, or if you’re running rich, right? And a perfectly tuned engine is like a perfectly tuned guitar, and the harmonics of a casual strum simply portend the fury to come. Or I’m drunk. That’s possible.
Your cycle is up? Tin men can have periods, too.
*Checks news* “Why don’t the Republicans have an open mind on impeachment!” *Closes window*
I hear that, when straffinrun closes a window, he opens a door.
I have no idea if this is true.
I’m like the wind in a Patrick Swayze song.
Don’t spoil it, but I picture Straf living in a cool wooden house with ricepaper walls and highly polished floors. Periodically he crosses his garden to the dojo wherein ancestral swords sit on a shrine above the practice floor.
I’ve never encountered him in meat space, but this is totally correct.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Cool story bro.
You on the other hand I picture living inside an ultra modern factory/office building. You have a large apartment on the top floor wherein the evil twin of Straf’s sword sits on a shrine above a water feature. You carefully change from your Italian suit into traditional robes (black of course) before kneeling before the sword and swearing vengeance.
Life in a luxury RV in a marina and fish in my back yard for flounder and redfish every day.
Is that the same thing ?
No Ghosting!
LOL. Sorry, but that is a prerequisite.
::looks at straff’s avatar:: He’d best be careful when he closes that window.
He’s gonna set off the glass breakage alarm, for sure.
He’ll be lucky if it’s the glass that gets damaged.
Yeah–he could possibly lose that sweet sex-haunting gig he has.
If he’d stop goose-stepping around he’d not have that problem.
/willfully obtuse.
It’s ducks that are hung.
/counterobtuse
Wow. That’s deep, man.
*passes Sir Digby the bong*
Oh, I never touch the stuff.
Anyone have any steel wool? I, uh…I got dirty dishes.
Thought you were supposed to use copper? Isn’t there some awful thing you can get from using steel wool?
High.
No it’s copper that’s bad
/ Old stoner
Yup. And all the old pre-legal pipes were made from lamp parts, I shit you not. Mostly copper, some brass. Remember the old chamber pipes with a lid that had a hole in the middle? Lamp parts. Full of copper. With copper screens from the faucet.
2.5 meters, I weigh 125,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/XarHZ88C2uzgmVZw7
OK, damn it Straf has now passed HM in screwing up my youtube. Somehow Google has decided to autofill youtube and make the youtube icon link to that damn video of crazy big jaw guy.
I will double my efforts.
Thanks, Jarflax…
*hangs head in shame, kicks pebble.
Sorry
This ran at 7? Another slow news night.
I’ll scan back up.
I know I’m a nerd, but I’ve been craving another acrostic since last night, when I expected another puzzle to post.
Hmm. Here’s something to tide you over: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Oh that’s easy.
*rapidly closes fingers against palm*
So kind of a “scritch scritch scritch”?
You have short fingers and long nails if that’s the sound you get.
pat pat pat pat is a closer approximation.
“You have short fingers and long nails if that’s the sound you get.”
Who you been talking to?
You must be a member of the Koanist Club.
I figured everyone here would be a Yen Buddhist.
#MeToo
I took a serious run at the NYT Sunday: I think I understand their editor a little better than Hyperbole.
I get Hyperbole’s crosswords, one way or the other. No such recovering is available in acrostic.
I used to do them years ago when the previous Mr. (Rev.) GT and I subscribed to Harper’s for a short time. Not worth subscribing just for that though – just like it’s not worth subscribing to The New Yorker just for the cartoons.
Hell, the cartoons are the reason to unsubscribe from the New Yorker.
“I don’t get it” that’s because you’re dumb, see, everybody else gets it.
It’s like, literally, a retelling of “The Emperor’s New Clothes”.
For the five minutes Rev. GT & I subscribed to TNY (before we subscribed to Harper’s) the cartoons were all I had time to read. Jeeminy criminy, those articles are so freakin’ LONG!
I submitted one late Monday, It’s scheduled for a Tuesday drop.
Woo hoo! I’ll sharpen my pencil!
Eff me. I’ve been working on this patent for 13 hours straight, and I probably have another 2 or 3 before it’s done. Engineer glibs, don’t torture your friendly neighborhood patent attorney, submit your invention more than a week before your conference.
Where’s the fun in that?
/guy who’ll likely never have a patent to file.
The fun is in the check they get cut when I file this thing. Everything other than that is the opposite of fun.
Check? Normal people still use checks?
Technically the check on my paystub is nonnegotiable, but it’s still a check.
I wonder how many millions I owe in licenses for things I “invented.”
You aren’t liable if you don’t get caught.
It’s all mutually assured destruction for the big dogs anyway. Why would we sue our big competitors? We have 10k patents, they have 10k patents, and we’re both infringing like hell. By the time we were done paying the lawyers, we’d be right back at square one, but millions of dollars poorer.
good-natured, well-meaning co-worker: you oughta patent that!
Don: I don’t want to spend $20k to just find out I owe someone royalties; just run it and keep your trap shut
Sounds good to me.
/lawyer
Jeebus… ever since my cats discovered the easy way up to my desk a couple months ago they are tag-teaming jumping up a dozen times each every night. C’mon, you’re supposed to be aloof and sleeping.
I miss having a kitteh! : ( We’ve decided we should probably wait until after Christmas before we adopt another, since we’re going to be out of town for a few days. With any luck, I’ll get to fuss over some of my sis & BIL’s kittehs on Thanksgiving.
Don’t know if I even want to put up our Christmas tree this year. It won’t be the same without a kitteh underneath.
Well thar’s your problem, your kitteh had no legs 😛
(Yes, I am familiar with the ‘bread loaf’ positon cats take)
When I was little we called that the “peanut”.
Kliban taught me how to tell a cat from a meatloaf
Heh!
What did I miss? Why is Baldwin back?
(I know; complaints from turkey-finger should probably be ignored)
What about Beagle or Bagel?
Ugh I’ve been fussing over these gals for 13 years… JK but they can be trying at times 🙂
I bought a few air mattresses to keep us off the ground, they leaked first night, turns out the inflation valve was loose, duh,
Sore hips ….
Ugh! Was the problem fixable?
My first bed in NYC 🙂
OK, actually Hoboken.
Pump every day…
That’s part of the Porn Credo, isn’t it?
I almost went with “blow every day” but thought better of it.
That discussion was last night. I was glad I’d gone to bed so no one could ask me about my…umm…position.
I gave up and went with solid ground rolls after a few years camping all over west Texas.
I never had much trouble with cactus, but those tiny needles work their way into stuff and are just part of life. Sooner or later, an inflatable gets a leak. I found one in a golf bag five years after escaping Texas: they won’t go away.
Man I know I don’t post as much but you don’t have to make me sign in every day.
help! was that an appeal for better articles . . . . or worserer ones?
also:
the new round of avatars are funny
I imagine most folk have no idea where they stole their original image two years ago
the brilliance in finding new way to express one’s self and match the humor here is quite good
I continue to adore this site
Come to think of it, I can’t make sense of yours. Guessing pilgrim attire, but the stars? And Orange?
Here’s my base avatar: top-hat on a tri-star
The tri-star comes from the three thirds of Tennessee as shown on “our” flag.
https://www.volunteertraditions.com/collections/rifleman-collection/products/tristar-applique-crewneck-sweatshirts put it in Volunteer orange, another thing for which I might owe some license payments.
Everything else has been some turn on that them: tri-star was replaced by a pumpkin for Halloween. I think if you change your stuff, it needs to track so folks don’t lose track . . . . just sayin*
* actually, I don’t really care and find I keep up rather well other than I need Rhywun to be Rhywun because I’m so used to his name and avatar . . . . something about it.
That sounds like a challenge.
I noticed !
although that avatar works for you, too
Wait… Rhywun’s a dude??
100% cis-dude. Youse got a problem wit’ dat?
Yes. That you would use the superfluous prefix ‘cis’.
Personal point of privilege – my pronouns are he/him.
I’m not going to argue with that ejection…
IANAD, but if that dude was really bleeding from the ear, that can’t be good.
No, that would be most likely a concussion. Then the Browns decided to regress to week one penalty problems…
What is it with all this semi- pro football chatter.
Can’t you guys realize that college football is just as dominated by money as the NFL ?
Armature athletics in college football doesn’t exist.
I know for a fact that Billy Sims received 30k in a paper sack.
The other schools in his conference weren’t disturbed because of the fact he got a sack full of money.
The were pissed because the powers that be had determined that Billy’s market value was 20k at that time.
They were pissed that PK had raised the price by 10k.
I know it for a fact. I was involved.
I’ve always been curious, how deep does it go? Is it just the nationally relevant teams, or is it all of the P5 schools? Or all of FBS?
What is hysterical is A&M or Ole Miss getting the book thrown at them and having nothing to show for it.
Reggie Bush’s mom got a house, and USC got The Trophy.
I played at Texas A & I for 1 year in the late 70s.
A$I was Division NAI at the time.
Head Coach Gil Stenkie had won 2 National Championships in 3 years at that time.
Our starting QB drove a Grand Torino.
A&I was a school where players without any scholastic qualifications could play college football .
You might be amazed at the star NFL players came out of there.
I tried to clarify several times but kept getting kicked out.
I was secondarily involved. Hearsay for my boss actually which is a better way to say it. I had nothing to do with the payment and wasn’t there when it happened but worked for someone who actively did at the time and filled many sacks with 100s.
Sims got 10k more than market value at the time to go to OK rather than ATM or Texas
When I was at UNLV the quarterback, a black kid from Compton, had (nice) three cars. I’m just pissed that none of the guys on the football team that I knew got kickbacks, or at least that they share any lucre with me if they did.
https://theathletic.com/1090554/?source=Twitteradsbc&ad_id=1090554&ad_channel=twitter-Bamboo
conference alignment notions
Well that thread went somewhere,
It appears my problem was user error, now We are comfy homeless people,
Odd, we are clean and well fed, not broke yet, but.,,..scared
So very sorry you’re going through this! Any employment prospects? Goodness knows you have skills.
Are you still working, Yusef?
Dude, update?
For those of you who follow Big 12 NCAAF, you know that the annual Oklahoma vs Oklahoma State U game is called Bedlam and is a BF Deal in Oklahoma.
Tonight’s game is Bedlam 2.0, as former OkState QB Mason Rudolph squares up against former OU QB Baker Mayfield once again.
Spoiler alert: OU almost always wins the Bedlam game.
Mason Rudolph is Steelers QB and Baker Mayfield is Browns QB.
I guess I left that tidbit out
figured it was something like that
I usually don’t generalize, but my Pokes have been much better engineers than my Sooners. I still interview everyone on their merits, but I can’t imagine going camping or going halfsies on a race car with a Normanite.
I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter to which I can subscribe?
The universal theme of recruiters of engineers when I graduated was that OK State produced far more well rounded engineers with actual hardware experience than what they got from OU.
I’m a Poke myself.
Pig in a Poke?
*Runs Away*
Tulsa (a Cherokee name, I’m pretty sure) OK and Philadelphia (not really a Greek name) MS are kinda the same place: red clay, pine trees, pickups, gas wells, and Civilized types; so east of the Chisholm I’m pretty comfy in OK. I wouldn’t blink to see Marty Stuart in either place.
South Park took on the the issue of Trans atheletes this week. They were so nuanced I couldn’t tell which side of the debate they took.
Don’t upset the PC babies.
Loved the BOC reference. I think it’s supposed to be?
BOC?
Something about cowbell? I dunno, I haven’t watched SP in years.
The montage music is supposed to be Godzilla, right?
I don’t have a head for music.
Do not for the sake of your sanity look at the comments at DU about this SP episode.. I had a peak and they were horrifying.
I can’t say I’ve ever wandered over to that site.
Probably because I don’t see a benefit in driving up my blood pressure.
*Whispers*You watch Packers games, do you get to see pre-season games in HI? Rich Gannon calls them. That’s why I put the Athelete joke in there *slinks away*
I watch the Packers but skip the pre-season games since there is no fun in watching people who will never make the team.
Smedley Butler’s book “War is a Racket” can be downloaded for free from this site in pdf.
http://thoughtcrimeradio.net/2015/11/pdf-war-is-a-racket-by-gen-smedley-butler/
(This is not to endorse the host website. It is a place for a free download w/o having to register.)
Damn, and I just spent like $2.99 on Kindle
Decent troll
Rufus made the first comment!
Son of a bitch. Cleveland may not piss away this game.
Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!
/has switched from beer to bourbon.
It’s the curse of the Poke Choke
/tries to avoid to talk about the interceptions.
/tries really hard
/thinks about a no hitter
Gods damn! Back to back sacks lead to a fucking riot!
Well, this is charming.
Holy Hannah.
So much for discipline.
What a disgrace! Ruined a good game.
“Baker, what is your reaction?”
*changes channel*
Off to bed, to read all the pieces about it tomorrow. First thought is being annoyed that Rudolph didn’t get a flag for trying to take Garrett’s helmet off in the first place.
You were saying?
I can’t be the only one who thinks that puppy with the tail growing out of its head is a mutant freak that should be put down.
All puppies should be put down. Non-GMO pets are the only pets that should be aloud!
Non-GMO pets are too dangerous to be allowed to speak.
Kick’s pebble mumbles about Ninja Turtles.
Plenty of the folk Geralt meets think him a mutated freak better dead than spoiling God’s green earth with his visage and uncanny abilities.
Then he makes fun of a dwarf and has sex with a red head, proving them right.
Triss is best bae SHUT THE FUCK UP
I was in that camp until the unicorn
Yes you are.
https://archive.li/7TkKS/f526a25e52944e95be908b4ded650c05e0204bde.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/T10xv/c668c6eef8c019483197e03723faf080fa54cba8.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/tl07s/f09761f206a08cf02a7218341ae4851bb8ad972c.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/gxlUM/82529e89cf410f2664cc4ec19a48699391fa53f2.jpg
NSFW.
Is she on the toilet?
That does not do it for me.
The Fuhrer haz sad.
We heil (pffft) heil (pffft) right in der Fuehrer’s face
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Upper%20Decker%20Double%20Blumpkin
I know what it is, Q, I’m just not into it.
(years ago, I horrified a girl at a bar with my description of a blumpkin as well as an “angry dragon”.)
Who cares what she is sitting on?
That pic is exquisite.
I’m sure some filters were involved but I don’t care.
That pic of that woman is the best I’ve ever seen.
Mmmm. Yellow fever.
A screen grab from scat porn?
The end game was the best I’ve ever seen.
OQ tries to rip the helmet off of a guy who sacked him and was on top of him.
The D player does rip the helmentvoff the QB and then swings it like a weapon at the subs head.
Much hilarity ensues.
Great ending to a boring finish.
swings it like a weapon at the subs(sic) head
Let’s be clear: Garrett full-on cracked Rudolph in the head with Rudolph’s own helmet.
Garrett is looking at a multi-game suspension.
Pouncey may be, too, for attempting to kick Garrett in the head while he was on the ground.
Didn’t the QB try to rip Garrett’s helmet off though ?
I thought that is what set him off ?
Yes, it sure looked like Rudolph was pulling at Garrett’s helmet, but Garrett 1) yanking Rudolph’s helmet off by the face mask and then 2) actually taking an overhand swing and cracking Rudolph in the head with it will result in the larger punishment.
Not sure if Rudolph will get more than a slap on the wrist – he didn’t manage to actually do anything (and Garrett arguably was guilty of roughing the passer at that point – not sure if that buys any leniency for Rudolph)
You are right no doubt
I found it entertaining that he tried to rip off someone’s helmet only too find his own helmet hitting him on the head.
Yeah, the tackle was a bitch move to begin with. Garrett tried to body slam him long after he made the throw.
I gotta side with Rudolph on this one too.
No excuse for Pouncy though.
I expect Garrett to be out until next year at the least. And based on what I saw the guy kicking did hit Garrett in the head at least once.
SIT DOWN FREAKS
http://news.trust.org/item/20191114121711-tjt2p
We are human and want to have sex too,
disabled womenINCELS sayIncels are men and therefore only worthy of contempt and ridicule.
“Women with a disability are viewed as asexual – that we are not human and do not have needs or sexual desires,” And women are lined up around the block to suck a paraplegic guys dick? Jim Jefferies was funny before.
They’re not saying they can’t get laid, they’re complaining that they can’t get health care for sexual related issues. All the examples are third world countries.
Fuck you MR. ‘I READ THE ARTICLE’! You’re such a piece of shit!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/26n6TpsS6NUa70GI0/giphy.gif
I keep reading the new comments in between going aback up to heck out the beautiful titties on the Asian girl
I don’t care what she is sitting on
She does have a nice set.
I’m pretty sure that’s a RealDoll.
“Looks like a RealDoll” was my first thought.
*checks again*
I’m pretty sure you’re correct.
Who puts their RealDoll on the toilet?
Hitler?
As if you wouldn’t…
If she is on the toilet I would be happy to clean her up.
As long as it’s my face. Hi-yo!
Excuse me for a second.
I have to go upthread for a second.
Euphemism for an upper decker?
At least it’s not a squat toilet.
Who are these people? If I was there I’d be sorely tempted to piss on them and tell them it’s raining.
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/11/14/dinner-featuring-brett-kavanaugh-gives-protesters-opportunity-to-get-handmaids-tale-outfits-out-of-mothballs-watch-christine-blasey-ford-testimony-on-big-screen/
They are failures.
Clearly. But who are they? Who has the time and energy to do this nonsense after they lost on his confirmation? It’s baffling to me.
Mix of trusties and paid performers.
You’re probably right.
I think some people are unhinged because they’re networked into the MSM/Progressive/coastal left…thing, and Trump winning the election was like a power surge that shorted all their circuits. I think others are hobbyists who do stuff like this as a social outlet. All of them need therapy, or at least to avoid politics for a while.
I fapped to the original Handmaid’s Tale movie. It’s news to me that it had some kind of message.
Oops.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/11/14/rashida-tlaib-ethics-campaign/
Nothing to see here, move along.
Look Chafed.
She said she didn’t do anything wrong.
Ok ?
She din du nufing.
Ok ?
Don’t they have somebody explain things to the newbs? You pay your dues, and eventually you get dealed in on one of the Ukrainian slush funds.
I thought you had to be a coke-head washout to get on the Ukraine train.
It’s not mandatory but it does help.
I thought it was for the white elite
https://wnep.com/2019/11/14/twinkies-is-being-turned-into-a-breakfast-cereal/
?
Proving Pie right about Americans and sugar.
That looks like something you’d use as packing material.
Pumpkin Spice Twinkies or GTFO. /white chick in autumn.
Would not. ?
Look, it doesn’t prove anything if it fails.
And I’m pretty sure it’s going to.
“Look, it doesn’t prove anything if it fails.”
Democrats haz a sad.
That statement applies to this circumstances, and doesn’t apply to others. Failure can prove somthing – like your hypothesis is wrong, or that you’ve found another way that doesn’t work.
…and it’s ALWAYS an option.
Maybe it gives us a tiny glimmer of hope for humankind?
Nah!
Product launches can fail for a huge number of reasons. That’s why I can’t be more optimistic about what a failure would say.
Naughty kitteh.
https://wnep.com/2019/11/13/mutinous-cat-put-in-solitary-confinement-for-freeing-other-cats-from-shelter-now-hes-a-star/
Seriously? They didn’t have a simple lock on the door?
“[C]ushy confines” my ass! Fuck off, slaver! Live free or die, pussies! I’d rather live on my feet than die on my…haunches.
That is an awesome cat. Glibs should adopt him – at least virtually – as our mascot.
I’d rather not.
He looks a lot like my biggest cat, Milo. Milo is a… challenging… cat, too.
Too smart for his own good.
Glib Kitteh?
Can’t be, it’s not showing its backside.
Told ya’ll that cats are the real libertarians of critters. Now just try herding them!
“an important reminder that cats are lawless creatures who can and will betray us the moment they feel it necessary.”
Can’t argue.
https://barrie.ctvnews.ca/blue-mountain-resort-will-set-an-opening-day-record-1.4685808
Yay for global warming!
That’s weather, deplorable denier! How can you tell when it’s global warming and when it’s just weather? We’ll tell you! /your benevolent betters